Favourite way to masturbate?

With him watching.

I think a lot about how Christopher went and fought Dracula all alone and things went wrong, but the whole Soleil situation was swept under the rug so when Simon was looking up to Christopher a lot he only saw him as “cool hero man who did everything by himself, you should be like him” and went off into Castlevania all alone and what do you know things went wrong, but somehow the whole quest to break the curse story got told wrong somehow, so Maxim thought the Dracula revival was on purpose and only saw Simon as “cool hero man who did everything by himself, you should be like him” and went off into Castlevania all alone and things went wrong, but somehow the whole ghost castle situation must not have been told about, so when Richter looked up to Maxim and Juste and everyone before them he only saw them as “cool hero man who did everything by himself, you should be like him” and went in Castlevania alone and even though he had Maria to help him he already had this idea of what high expectations he had on him to be like everyone before him and things went wrong—

Zoe, Daniel and Jay

(this was two days ago i think?)

listen walk with me here

leon and u.. going through some dilapidated building and u have to try and squeeze through a hole in the wall so u can open a locked door for him but then you get stuck and he-

let me stop

Julien Baker (+Boygenius) on trying to be good ('but what if there’s no such thing ?')

Conversation piece / Stay down / Appointments / Happy to be here / Even / Guthrie / Interview for ID-Vice

I really wish i didnt have chronic fatigue

What I Mean by Ellie White (Vanishing Below the Waist)

if you don't mind me asking,

do you have any quickman hcs?

The closest thing I got is a voice claim.

In my head he sounds like Khonjin from Khonjin house

The biggest hint that Taylor gave us for Question…? being about Harry Styles is that she uses the same mf “I remember” from OOTW

Movie night but we don't remember what the movie was about because you're sliding up and down my cock 15 minutes in.

It better be a long movie then.

POV: The ideal costume for me & My Man ™ to recreate if we went to a Halloween celebrations:

does anyone else feel like they r competing with a version of themselves that never existed like,,, i feel like i’m being haunted by a cishet allistic normal girl that was never me and yet was the expected version of me….

What I mean when I call you...

Sugar / Darlin’- absolutely nothing whatsoever

Beanie / Bean / Noodle / Nugget / Bear / etc.- you are / I think of you as my sibling

Darling- I absolutely adore you and / or I am being extremely dramatic

Pet / Doll- it is either an insult or a compliment depending on who you are and the context of the situation *

Mate / Dude / Guy- I consider you a friend

Cutie- I think you're cute and I want to make you blush

Love / Sweetheart- I am mildly affectionate toward you

Beautiful / Handsome- I am giving you a compliment

Note: if I add “my” to the beginning of any of these it intensifies the meaning but doesn't change it

*Doll is more extreme than Pet

I’m so surprised that Fabre is not a popular historical figure with 67063 movies about him because apparently every story that involves him ends up being some crazy drama with the cinematic potential to please every audience. Look at him hiding under a bed of his lover trying to drug her maid, or challenging the audience to whistle and boo him, ending up actually being unable to perform and having to leave without staging his play. There is not a single moment in his life without something hilarious happening. 

@xtinyslip

“you sound... i wanna’ say like you again but seeing as we don’t know each other that well? or um... at all? that would be --” weird. oh no, not another weird? how tony had used his last name like that? that familiar feeling burned in his chest and honestly, he just wanted to run from it. “i take it back. you sound great!” basically giving him the thumbs up but in a verbal version instead. “that hurts.” putting a hand to his chest jokingly. “man been working for you for a few weeks now!” did he have a clue what he was doing in the role he was in? not really but no one seemed to question it and so he just kept showing up. basically. “yanno’... i want to be able to say i could do that but ehhh...” he grimaced, knowing that wouldn’t work for him. “not sure that’s really going to work so well for me.” he admitted. “and these people? you know just whilst you brought up the subject.” not that tony had but he was going to act like he had. “they aren’t like ben and jerry from across the street. they are... they are supposed to mean a great deal to me and i can’t remember them.”

"LIKE ME AGAIN? meh. maybe. let's just say that running around with two different sets of memories in your head isn't particularly nice." did he feel like himself again? perhaps he would, one day, but.. right now - it was hard, especially since there were two different sets of memories running around in his head and.. well, neither of them were particularly pleasing. neither of them were particularly nice and right now - he knew that very well. "good job, lang. don't think you could look more terrified of me had you even tried." was that the case? well, tony could say that he knew why people were scared of him. he could say that he knew why were terrified and.. well, yeah - that was a shame and always had been. perhaps, it would continue to be, for sure. he didn't want to think about what had happened at the gala - what he had done, because.. yes, he was trying to be different now. better. "you.. have? well. welcome, i suppose. you can tell hank that i'm not stealing his precious particles, if that's what you're doing here." was it? it seemed like it and right now, that made him want to laugh. "ah. so you mean.. hank, janet and hope? and your daughter - cassie? don't sweat it. i'm sure you'll remember them. eventually." of course that he had know who they had been - they had worked together and.. no, tony was no fool. never had been.

Neither Obi-Wan nor Anakin can figure out to get to the "holding hands" stage of a relationship.

Quinlan is already at inappropriate levels of PDA and doesn't give a fuck stage.