Today's Doge Ask
*Le Doge and Walter in orbit looking at earth have arrived*
Doge: It never gets old, huh?
Walter: Nope
Doge: It kinda makes you wanna-
Walter: Break into song?
Doge: Yup...I love the mountains. I love the clear blue sky.
Walter: I love fire trucks.
Both: I love when upvotes fly.
*Le Bro Doge on stream with his girlfriend*
Bro Doge: I love the whole world.
Cringeville: And all it's sights and sounds.
*Uncle Petyr walks into a restaurant*
Uncle Petyr: Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada.
*Big Floppa drives by in a fork lift still being chances by women because he's forklift certified*
Big Floppa: Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada.
*Reltaw standing on a beach*
Retlaw: I love the ocean.
*Bread Doge sitting in le bread isle*
Bread Doge: I love when yeast rises.
*Uncle Murphy at a tractor pull*
Uncle Murphy: I love to go fast!
*Le FBI Doge arresting le entire class*
Kyle: I love illegal questions.
*Lightning flashes over a dubious laboratory*
Doctor Von Professor: I love the whole world.
Assistant: And all it's cringiness.
Catgirl: Boomnyana, Boomnyana.
*Anti-Doge browsing le reddit*
Anti-Doge: Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada.
*Le we interrupt this song has arrived*
News Doge: I love breaking news.
*Caren at the orphanage daycare doing therapy*
Caren: I love mental reinforce.
*Cheems floating in a tin can above le moon*
Cheems: Im love them tim cams.
*Le Lil Doge at le park with those dinosaur climb ons*
Lil Doge: I love the dinosaurs.
Everyone: I love the whole world, Its such a brilliant place.
*Lawyer Phishe in court*
Lawyer Phishe: Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada,
*Aunt Kobasu on le couch*
Aunt Kobasu: Boomdeyada,
*Le Jim not doing anything sus*
Jim: Boomdeyada!
*Le Walter does a summersault in space while Cheems and Doge watch*
Everyone: Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada, Boomdeyada~
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Re: your recent response about Draco wearing blue - fashion is not something I tend to pick up on (or understand very well generally), so I’m always curious to hear more about it! Do you have any other fashion thoughts you want to elaborate on? You’ve talked a bit about Draco and Hermione’s fashion, what about Harry or Ron?
Aw, yeah! I'll preface this by saying that the following is a combination of canon and headcanon; some of this is evidenced in the text of the fic, but some of it probably isn't, it's just something that's in my head when describing them.
Harry's pretty small in Lionheart, as a consequence of chronic malnutrition in childhood mixed with a genetic predisposition to it (James is canonically a short king, cf. "Hairy Little Christmas.") That means a lot of his muggle clothes don't fit well, being hand-me-downs from Dudley; in contrast, his school robes, which we know he got tailored at Malkin's, seem to fit normally (i.e., Harry fits better in the magical world, it's his home, it suits him). In general, Harry's fashion is "adequate, but not great," which makes sense; he never had the chance to choose his own clothes growing up, and then he went to boarding school with a uniform, so when would he develop a sense of style? Honestly, it's a relief for him to have one fewer decisions to make.
Like Ron, Harry's uniform isn't super meticulous, but he seems to make an effort. He does his tie and keeps his shirt clean, etc. (which makes sense; Harry cares about belonging here). When we see Harry out of uniform, he's usually wearing baggy t-shirts and jeans, which are the least nice clothes you could give to someone while still expecting them to last; they're also clothes that fit loose and hang long on his body (very late-80's + early 90's).
Ron, on the other hand, doesn't have any qualms about belonging in the magical world; he was born to it. This manifests as a laziness with his robes. He doesn't bother with his tie as much, if at all, and when he does it's not the right knot (Draco points it out in Book 3); since he's the brother of not one but two Head Boys, we have to assume that's deliberate, or that at some extent his lack of attention is a deliberate manifestation of something. Ron is youngest boy, he has self-esteem issues, and the way this manifests is by Ron never asking for anything and then getting sour when nothing goes his way. He doesn't try, so he can't feel bad when he fails. Besides which, when Ron does try to dress nice, it backfires; it's either an uncomfortable costume, like in "Operation Prewett," or it's a horrible hand-me-down, e.g. the Yule Ball outfit. Contrast him with the other Weasley boys, many of whom — especially the three oldest — have their own cultivated aesthetics, because they all know who they are. Ron is figuring that out, and it manifests in stylistically messy ways.
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