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sirguyofdykesborn · 1 year
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people who don't like bee and molly. change for the better or die
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I just learned that white-spotted pufferfishes have this mating ritual in which they are creating geometric shapes and circles in sand and place there seashells to impress a female. And it's a tone of work and it's symmetrical.
And since i can make everything into a Star wars thing JUST IMAGINE...
Mermen Kylo doing this elaborative circles in the sand, spending weeks on placing shells and shiny stuff all around bc there is new mermen around and although he is not the best in symmetry and geometric shapes he desperately wants to meet this guy.
And mermen Hux from a different part of sea (first time here) have no clue what this strange guy with spikes is doing but it's actually quite pretty and charming, and he likes shells, so he watches him every day in hope that one day Kylo will eventually talk to him instead doing things with sand.
Let's be honest who would resist circles in sand....
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pidgefudge · 1 month
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really feeling the lack of people like me irl. most of my friends are cis girls or fem enbies who just. don't get it. the few trans guys i DO know have very supportive families (one of them has been on t for years). like. what am i supposed to do with this. what am i supposed to do with my incredibly queerphobic parents and inability to cut my hair even though it kills me to look in the mirror and forced dress-wearing that makes me feel like shit all day.
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fireflysquidsoup · 25 days
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names are so awesome i wish i could go by a thousand names
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dorkicon · 5 days
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ummm taking a short hiatus. parent died susdenly and im graduating college and finishing finals. too much stuff happening
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beepathan · 5 months
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how could anyone have forseen this
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iiscpr · 1 year
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lovers of swan lake
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this is the angsty au post! where i thought ‘huh, i wonder which of my aus is the darkest’ and then proceeded to make a list. please enjoy these vaguely named aus with marginally less vague reasons as to why they’re in the list
warnings for mentions of death
HONORABLE MENTIONS
actual limbo au - literally everyone is dead, one is a fusion of two people, and two are eldritch horrors beyond comprehension
mystery trio but everything is terrible - ford is suffering. he’s being haunted by a dead god that gave him three different phobias, things are constantly happening, and he’s the only one they’re happening to
anomaly ford - purely for the beginning
and now for the aus that actually made the list
ford limbo - darkest au in terms of purely nonphysical concepts and themes
we call those ghost stories - darkest au in terms of the friends we made along the way
catharsis/agoraphobia - darkest au in terms of mental health
au where ford takes a different approach to the now-you-see-it-now-you-dontium - darkest au in terms of casualties
bio-portal au - darkest au in terms of mutual despair
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thenon-fictiondays · 5 months
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wow I've never watched anyone fumble this bad twice in like 3 pages 🫢
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yearsofsolitude · 5 months
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top/bottom discourse post (sorry) can't believe i'm typing these words but. bottom dan is such a conformist approach to the matter like of course you'd prefer it it's OBVIOUS it's PREDICTABLE it's BORING... bottom phil girls go against the grain we're subversive we challenge the status quo we stick it to the man etc.
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sirguyofdykesborn · 5 months
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hello! ur art makes me coocoo bananas!! do u or did u have any specific influences on ur artstyle?
this was a big big post in my drafts for a while and it mentioned all of my beautiful friends and mutuals, but i got shy and less intoxicated. ill put some of them in tags.
other than obvious monkey see - monkey do, i think the most influential thing was getting the basics of academic art? i won't say i was good at it (i wasn't. though my oil painting was fine, to my knowledge) but it did help me a lot. and believe it or not, getting medicated also changed my process and end result a lot. something in antipsychotics is forcing you to use every texture in the world and abandon line art all together
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remythologise · 1 year
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okay JUST for you @toosday a continuation of the ‘how bad would their first time be, ranked’ based on some of the non-western ships I love (I won’t include any canon ships from danmei because their first sex scenes are literally described in detail in the books.)
kang yo han/kim ga on: there is so much catholic symbolism and bdsm going on here. gaon hearing ‘good boy’ during the act alone makes this a 15/10 experience
kurogane/fai: 12/10 world-transcendingly amazing even though fai cries during or afterwards because he doesn’t know how to accept love in a normal way
ash/eiji: if they HAD sex it would be 10/10 the first time even if either of them had Guilt about it afterwards (for different reasons; ash because he’s dragging eiji into his life, eiji because of ash’s past sexual abuse), but they never had sex because ash died. boner killer!
victor/yuuri: real ??????? on whether they had sex in canon yet actually. there are so many doujin that deal with this I won’t even try to chime in. 9/10 world-class athletes do it well
kotetsu/barnaby: well due to barnaby’s bad knee (derogatory) and kotetsu’s bad back (honorary) they don’t manage to be as athletic as they’d like about it but it’s still very sweet and overwhelmingly emotional for them both. 8/10 marks deducted for the dad jokes kotetsu made which ruined the mood
richard/seigi: they’re in the middle of having 7/10 pretty good sex and seigi says ‘you’re the most beautiful thing in this entire world’. richard has a complex about it and seigi only at this point wonders if he loves richard as more than a friend (novel readers don’t @ me this is an early canon based joke)
nezumi/shion: mutual handjobs at some point during canon in the west block are a solid no. 6/10 (ha, ha)
langa/reki: unfortunately I am SO sorry to tell you they have sex while skateboarding no I’m not kidding. despite grievous injury they enjoy it immensely and a 11/10 sexual skate gets downgraded to 5/10 only because of the bone fractures and hospital bill
lee dong sik/han joo won: this is SUCH an unbelievably bad time between joowon’s hangups over hygiene and daddy issues and guilt and dongsik’s hangups over literally everything else. 3/10 but they still come back for more because they’re far more compelling to each other than anyone else
shinji/kaworu: mind-meltingly overwhelming and existentially terrible for shinji and, much like eve, he dooms the human race while he’s at it. -100/10
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witchblade · 9 months
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I'm.not sure a relisten with my good headphones is gonna salvage this one
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itsalwaysforyou · 10 months
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DID I JUST REALISE THAT MAYBE ALL MY FAVE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS ARE SELF SACRIFICING GUYS BC IM MORE BUTCH THAN I THOUGHT
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lightningbig · 11 months
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collecting a weird amount of songs that I love that are also about plane crashes. what does that mean
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wheatthresher · 1 year
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