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eroticcannibal · 1 year
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Now if you do socialism without being a genocidal nu atheist about it, let's think about what is more likely to happen if you meet everyone's needs and remove oppression than "everyone will magically give up their religion and culture and the survivors will assimilate into the hivemind"
Now of course there will be more open atheists, because religious oppression is absolutely a factor in people not being openly atheist. But there will also be a lot more people converting to other religions, especially minority religions in the area. Since, yknow, religious oppression is also a factor in people not converting and exploring their faith.
Obviously if oppression somehow magically ceases to exist, then those specific parts of religions would vanish and the religions would not cease to exist but become more progressive. If peoples needs are met, religious leaders lose some coercive power. But also on a smaller level, individuals can still chose to.... be oppressive on a smaller scale, and gain coercive power in other ways (eg blackmail) so you're still gonna get the cultier types and there's still gonna be those holding on to oppressive ideas and enforcing them within communities even if these ideas do not have wider societal support (and this is not exclusive to religion, we've all met tankies, you know if we woke up tomorrow and oppression had vanished, they would have made up a new kind by midday)
Honestly with less fear and oppression comes more freedom of thought and I would expect an increase of philosophical debate even within religions and specific sects that discourage that, which would probably lead to an overall increase in variety. A religious cambrian explosion. At least one will replace Jesus with RaptorJesus and be completely serious about it.
Humans won't stop being human, of course, while polls show scientists are less inclined towards religiosity, many many religious scientists consider their faith to be an essential part of their work, and vice versa. And most people aren't and will never be scientists. People like comfort and community and guidance and tradition and connection. People like answers when their arent any. People want meaning where it might not exist. People are afraid of death on an instinctual level, for obvious reasons. People just believe things. People WANT to believe things. People experience things and make sense of them as best they can. And you can stamp your feet about it being "illogical" all you want, but humans are evolved to be illogical and will continue to chose that, and they also deserve to be happy. And they will chose that even if they want for nothing. (Just like some people cling to illogical views like "I can make the whole world think like I do and get rid of religion because I dont like it)
(And thats if all that even is illogical. But quite often when you look into it, it IS logical, even if you don't agree. But edgy Internet bros never know what "logic" actually means lmao)
And of course everyone who has ever been afraid to practice their faith and engage with their culture will be able to embrace those without fear. I think that will pretty obviously result in an increase of ppl practicing their religion.
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Alright. This isn't anything exciting but might as well say it. We've seen both Mario Bros in dresses and it has given them a whole different set of attraction points, how many more of those points will they gain if they were put in royal clothes? Like, there are already AUs and fanart of that which look incredible but how would the people around them, both allies and enemies, react to them? My guess is that they'll be having about 10 different marriage proposals individually in their mail box each day, if not more.
You know what would be even funnier ?
Mario & Luigi in male royal clothes : stuffy, uncomfortable, hilarious at best, buffoonish at worst, that absolutely circus of a sight below
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Mario & Luigi in royal dresses : Perfection. Marvel. Precious and Adorable. The most enchanting sight of the entire Mushroom Kingdom. Bowser is very angry because now he's very Confused about the whole deal. King Boo immediately whips out a magic frame so he can keep these treasures forever. Peach and Daisy are discovering a lot of Things about how they see the boys. Luigi was canonically a "hot sacrifice" while dressed up as a bride (I don't trust Jerry's tale, he's just a jealous jelly still in the closet) and look at how cute the Bros look !
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They would be lethal if they ever used their cuteness on purpose, thankfully they're too dense to realize Peach had to fend off several wedding proposals on their behalf after that time they both wore dresses at an event.
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since you've seen catws over 30 times, can you give a summary of the plot? I've actually seen the movie multiple times, but gun to my head I cannot explain the flow of events. I press play and am transported to pure vibes. so i'd like to consider you an expert and helo me with my dilema.
this is so funny yeah i can try. edit: essentially this is not a summary i realized three paragraphs in that i am delivering a play by play with commentary of everything that happens in this movie. im still doing it though sorry
 so basically steve has been adjusting to life in the 21st century and is really struggling with it. hes moved to dc to work for shield, which he understands to be a department that helps folks (which is a dumb thing to assume of any government affiliated organization LOL they were also majorly manipulating him on top of that from the get go so double whammy but ya ya i digress) while on a run, he makes friends with sam wilson, who unlike basically anyone else in the 21st century so far is the only guy to treat him as a normal guy/what he actually is (a veteran w ptsd that 1 lost his best friend 2 has been thrown into a whole new world with no help at all and that the war was literally like what? barely 2 years ago for him?)
anyway after he meets sam he is picked up by nat and they go on a mission with brock rumlow and several shield agents. this mission takes place on a ship in the middle of the ocean where several shield agents are being held hostage by french speaking terrorist dudes. steve (the smart cookie) is like why the hell are shield guys in the middle of the ocean? anyway he thinks hes leading this mission (he is not) and tells everyone what to do to save these hostages (which isnt even the actual mission at all). inevitably this comes to light when he sees nat trying to save some data from the ships computers, as that was HER secret mission. steve is fucking pissed as hell about this and then they got blown up and shit by the french pirates. they get out fine tho
moving on steve confronts fury like. why the hell are the people IM trying to lead being given different info and instructions than me? and fury is like let me tell u about something. and then he tells them about project insight, which is this thing that shield is planning to launch that will be able to basically insta kill any body in the entire world they identify as a threat (threat being vague enough bc well as we can see we learned nothing from basically any part of history at all) before the person can act on their "intended crimes". steve is pissed again bc like who are these guys to determine who is a "threat"? how do you define that? like his iconic line here (iconic 2 me that is) is him saying "this isnt freedom this is fear" cause like it is. losers
and moving on from that we've got a kind of suspicious fury trying to decrypt the data he had nat retrieve. this is presumably bc fury as we know is apparently 5 steps ahead of every fucking body and was already having some concerns about project insight (which again i must say as an aside. any normal person would be concerned.). fury being the head of shield is one of the only individuals who should have total clearance on all shield decisions and projects etc. however, he finds that he does NOT have clearance to access this data. he takes this concern to alexander pierce, the secretary of state is like omg weird :) how weird bro sure i can ask about delaying the project but if ur asking me bro i dont think the other govt bigwigs we got in on this will want to!
anyway moving on once more fury is officially like ok wtf is going on. and is going to meet up with hill. BUT THEN. explody violence killing blah blah blah all these cops and swat members are after him! HIM! HEAD OF SHIELD! how strange! and furys like doin all this shit trying to escape but then his car gets exploded. and oh shit. theres this guy. hes got a mask on. HE WAS THE ONE THAT EXPLODED THE CAR! and hes kind of sexy. and hes approaching. and fury the crazy bitch has used some sort of laser cutter thing to carve a hole through the ground and escape. the absolute legend.
cut to steve going home. he runs into his neighbor who has told him that hes a nurse or some shit. he flirts with her bc hes trying to make a normal life for himself i guess and do normal girl things like date. anyway neighbor girl is like oh btw i think u left or record player on? music has been playing for a while and shit. and steve is immediately like omg rly haha? BUT HE KNOWS HE DIDNT LEAVE THAT SHIT ON BRO! HE KNOWS. and he enters with his guard all up and BOOM theres fury. steve is like wtf are you doing here??? and fury is like SHHHH. bro things are happening its crazy. shield compromised, eyes everywhere, people are listening, the whole shebang man. and steve is like???? wtf dude? and fury gives him a flash drive. AND THEN FURY IS SHOT THROUGH THE WINDOW. CRAZY AS HELL. and NEIGHBOR LADY BREAKS IN. TURNS OUT SHES NOT NEIGHBOR LADY. SHES A SHIELD OPERATIVE THAT IS COVERTLY ASSIGNED TO PROTECT STEVE.
now we got steve chasing over the assailant with his cool tell them im in pursuit line. steve chases this dude across buildings and shit and throws his shield at him when they reach the end of a rooftop. then HOLY FUCK THE GUY. HES CAUGHT THE SHIELD. THIS DUDE JUST CAUGHT A VIBRANIUM SHIELD WITH A COOL ROBOT ARM! OK!
moving on fury is on the operating table and he straight up dies there with maria and nat and steve watching. and i dont wanna look it up but i think here is when steve hides the flash drive in a vending machine behind some gum for some fucking reason. why the hell that would be a good place to hide it idk. anyway steve is summoned to pierce and pierce with his robert redford charm is like so :) anything u wanna tell me. and steve is like. :) no lol. and then he leaves and we’ve got the cool ass elevator scene where steve is with an elevator full of hydra agents and has to fight them all, including brock rumlow from the hostage ship scene at the beginning. he escapes and goes back to get the flash drive and nat has gotten it and blows a bubble in his face cause shes sexy like that. and they have their little moment where he shoves her against a wall and is all up in her face being like WHAT DO YOU KNOW WHATS GOING ON. and nat reveals that she knows who the guy is. the winter soldier. she met him on a mission where she was trying to protect some dude and the WS shot the person THROUGH HER. bye bye bikinis she quips. dw nat ur still sexy 2 me.
they leave and essentially go to a mall have their fake/pretend relationship ao3 moment and use a mall tech shop computer to figure out whats on the flashdrive, which is coordinates to a base. steve is like uMMMMM WTF. I DID BASIC THERE. and they go and discover that theres a SECRET SHIELD BUNKER WITH THIS HUGE ANCIENT ASS SUPERCOMPUTER. AND TO MAKE IT WORSE ON THE COMPUTER IS THE STORED CONSCIOUSNESS OF ARNIM ZOLA NAZI HYDRA SCIENTIST. and zola tells them he was recruited by shield where he helped secretly embed hydra iinto the entirety of the organization and the WS was an assassin they used to kill ppl like howard stark. and then a missile tries to blow them up after zolas gotten out enough cheeky lines and they barely escape with their lives
then: ENTER BIG SEXY. its sam wilsons time to fucking shine when nat and steve go to him for help. sam is like alright lets go and they get his falcon suit. they go and nab jasper sitwell a hydra mole and make him reveal hydra info, ie that hydra has been collecting info on threats to their evil doings (hello duh). then theyre driving and WHAM goodbye sitwell, motherfuckers yanked out the car by the WS. cue huge epic fight scene, best in the mcu if you ask me, where steve and WS end up going head to head and he accidentally rips WS' mask off, revealing BUCKY BARNES, the supposed to be dead bestie of steve rogers. steve says bucky? bucky says. who the hell is bucky? with his sexy underused voice. my beloved.
anyway steve is in an extreme state of shock and bucky, unnerved, runs, and steve sam and nat are all arrested. steve has his new mission acquired moment whereas nat and sam are like man idk.... hes kind of yknow a renowned insane murder machine. steve is like you literally do not get it. hes my fucking cinnamon apple you assholes. i will kill this whole world for him. and they are like damn steve ok AND THEN. VIOLENCE IN THE FUCKING SWAT VEHICLE WHEN ONE SWAT MEMBER STARTS ATTACKA KILLING THE OTHER ONES. and boom thats actually maria hill in disguise. shes like whats up yall. theyre like um. anyway she takes them to FURY, who is ACTUALLY STILL ALIVE AND JUST FAKED HIS DEATH. fury is like you guys have to stop this shit. here are some chips to replace the ones on the helicarriers that will fuck up hydras plans and make the helicarriers only target each other
anyway buckys back with hydra being like um did yall see that? he knew me. and theyre all like gaslight gaslight gaslight brainwash electro shock blah blah blah
moving on its time to fuck shit up. the world security council has shown up to see to the launch of project insight. except NAT IS ONE OF THE WSC IN DISGUISE and she disarms pierce. then fury shows up like hiiii hello in a way that actually doesnt feel super dramatic cause they watch him land and then walk all the way inside like ok. by the time hes there not even super anticlimactic but whatever. anyway fury makes pierce leak all of shields classified info (including nat’s criminal past as part of the red room but shes like its fine its necessary etc) so that ppl know about hydra. and fury shoots and kills pierce bye bye pierce
steve is at this time recruiting all the “good” shield guys and fighting all the hydra agents with sam while trying to get to the helicarriers. they get the first two no prob but before they can do the third one bucky shows up newly mindwiped and fights them super much. he destroys sams suit leaving the fight to just buck and steve. meanwhile brock and sam are fighting slash running and this ends with brock getting exploded to shit and sam jumping into a helicopter to escape from the building. meanwhile bucky and steve are still on the third helicarrier. steve is like babe this isnt u…… come back 2 me……. im with u til the end of the line……. and refuses to fight back and buck is like UMMM WHAT THE FUCK. SHUT THE HELL UP YOU WEIRDO STOP TALKING IM FREAKIN OUT and beats steve the fuck up. during this fight the ship is exploded and steve falls off the ship and into the potomac with bucky watching him fall with his fist raised to land another punch
cut to steve going super under semi unconscious about to fucking drown and someone pulls him out. OH LOOK ITS BUCKY. oh damn hes leaving steve on the shore. goodbye bucky.
now we cut to all the hydra agents being arrested and nat appearing before court for her red room crimes. she is like you wont fucking arrest me you need me. im sexy and competent and you all suck. and theyre all like. yeah ok shes got a point. fury fucking burns all his shit and decides to go hunting hydra in europe, presumed dead by the world. sam is like heyyy steve. whats up. steve is like well. i know he just fucked me up but im gonna go find bucky. i gotta bc i am gay and in love with him and stuff. and sam is like damn. fine ill go too then. meanwhile brock is revealed to have lived though severely burned in the hospital
i am ignoring the mid credits scene bc i fucking hate that stupid bullshit. post credit scene slays though bc its bucky visiting his own memorial in the smithsonian and him being like well damn that is me. ok.
anyway thats the movie. this is long as hell but frankly thats bc i am still insane about catws to this day unfortunately. goodbye
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georgi-girl · 16 days
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Babble: Track 16
I believe the world is burning to the ground
Oh well, I guess, we're gonna find out
Let's see how far we've come!
I believe the world is coming to an end
Oh well, I guess, we're gonna pretend
Let's see us far we've come!
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Rest assured, there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation.
You just don’t know the lengths us we old timers go through for a little quality time with our family.
You two are like the mystery twins.
I don’t know how a lemon so sour can be related to a peach so sweet.
The future is in the past. Onward Aoshima!
I like these guys.
I guess we’re both freaks.
Man, revenge is underrated that felt awesome.
Everything is different now.
Why is it that whenever you’re around there’s always ghosts and monsters or whatever?
I dare say you would’ve defeated me, if it wasn’t for your sibling bickering.
I ate a man alive tonight.
We put the "fun" in "No Refunds".
My voice may not be perfect, but it’s mine and I wouldn’t change it for anything.
Don’t you know what it’s like to fall for someone, even though you know in your heart that it’ll probably never work out, but you’d do anything for that person?
@You had me at shut up old man.
Why don’t you just leave me alone?!
BROS BEFORE DINOS!
You leave our uncle’s brain alone you isosceles monster!
Every victory you had was because of this book.
Without it I can’t help you or Stan, or anyone.
Kids listen: This town is crazy, so you need to be careful. I don’t know what I would do with myself if you got hurt on my watch.
I have more fun with you than like practically anyone else. And if you ever stopped being my friend, I would like throw myself into the bottomless pit.
What did you say you little trolls? I will sue you! I will sue you and I will own you!
Who would sacrifice everything they worked for just for their dumb sibling?
... Dipper would.
Please let my friends go! I’ll do anything you want I promise!
Welp, I learned nothing from all this.
Have you met my family!?
Maybe I messed up in the past, but that I’ve seen what happened I can begin to put myself together again.
I’ve been being ridiculous this whole time. Whoever my dad was, he can take a hike. I know who my family is now. And it’s you dudes.
I just needed to move on… I’m happy? Weird right?
Our family name is broken! And I’m going to fix it!
Do you really think I’m a bad guy?
You give me my house back, you give me my name back…
As far as I’m concerned, they’re the only family I have left.
In my time I’ve made many powerful enemies. But I trust you with this secret.
Do I really want “Cooked Grifter” written on my tombstone?
It’s time we stopped trying to be so “perfect” and be who we really are.
Confidence can buy you a lot. But at the end of the day, pickup artists tend to get our heads bitten off.
Can you honestly tell me you never felt like you were meant for something more?
You’ll still have your brother with you through thick and thin. Not everyone can say that you know?
Being a hero means… This summer, I’ve seen some amazing things… you need to make up and team up… So close… The best you can do is strive to be someone worthy of loving. Will you tell her what I did?
Let my body be… When you told me… I don’t know what’s… Time to pop your…
 Wait…   I’ve been… Even in… So, I was… Serves that… Don’t you see… If we band together… Holy… Quit the… You’re… I’ve made some… You’re looking at… Thanks for these… Fine I’ll… After all I’ve… If you didn’t… Well maybe… Those weird… I won’t… This was... I just want… Oh no you… What are you… Now’s our… Just so we’re… It looks even… I’m so… I think I’m… No more… I knew I... You must… I’ve tried… Yes yes… Wow… Don’t turn this… Shut up… This is… The rest of… Dang it... Come on… I’ve… I’ll…
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The last thing they all individually remembered was four big vines coming out of Bill's symbol, briefly making a big green X before branching out and grabbing them and pulling them to the center.
Next thing they knew, they were waking up in a big crater, all fused together, with that wheel branded on their chest. The town was mostly restored to normal. The people... not so much.
"Who are you?"
"I'm... Dipper Pines. No I'm not I'm Mabel Pines. No I'm not I'm Wendy Corderoy. No I'm not, I'm Gideon Gleeful. No I'm not that either, I'm... I'm... I'm going to be sick."
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One step made an earthquake. One touch mutated their pets.
On August 31, they walked into the woods and kept walking.
"Are you okay?"
they didn't look up.
"Does it matter?"
Something tapped their head. They finally looked up and there, standing on a rock, was an eight-inch pink woman with platinum blond hair and a tail. "Do you mind if I sit here?" she asked.
“What are you?”
“I’m tired is what I am. But the word you’re looking for is Troll.”
“Troll? Like live under a bridge, asks people riddles, turns to stone in the sunlight troll?”
“That’s not how it actually works, but yeah.”
They laughed at the randomness of it all. “Of course! Why not? Gnomes are perverts, unicorns are frauds, angels are hipsters, it totally tracks that troll would be… like you."
"What's wrong with me?" the woman asked offended.
… “Now that I think about it, nothing we guess.” They took a closer look at her. She had full glossy lips, smokey eyes, and wore a two-piece lilac-colored jumpsuit that showed off her midriff. A heart-shaped stone shone in her navel, and her tufted tail had a tambourine hung on it like jewelry.
"We guess, I guess, I... You probably want a different place to relax." They said, still unsure of how to present to others.
The pink troll woman squinted at them, asking "Seriously, are you okay? I haven't met many humans yet, but you seem a bit... off."
"It's... a long story." They admitted.
"Well, luck you. I love long stories." She sat cross-lgged on the rock and stuck her tiny doll hand out. "I'm Rose."
They smiled. "I don't really know who I am anymore but," they shook her hand with their extra finger. "call me Zodiac."
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baronfulmen · 5 months
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wheres your proof that they havent visited earth? youre here, complaining about how wrong this guy is while also doing the same thing youre complaining about. provide proof of your claims because "trust me, bro" isnt a valid argument, especially from some no named stranger on tumblr. at least he has credentials that can support his validity as a whistle blower, with other people also backing up his claims. what do you have?
Okay so this seems to be replying to THIS POST, which I had a hell of a time finding even though I tagged it properly because Tumblr absolutely sucks balls.
ANYWAY, I went back to read that post because it was from back in August and I didn't remember it very well and it's just 100% fair and I totally stand by it. So now instead let's look at this guy's take.
wheres your proof that they havent visited earth?
Oh cool you want me to prove a negative. Great. Listen, that's not how this works. That would be like me asking you to PROVE that there's not a ghost somewhere under the Rocky Mountains. You can't, because no matter how many times you fail to find one I can just say you're not looking in the right place, or it's invisible, or gosh you JUST missed it.
at least he has credentials that can support his validity as a whistle blower
His proof is "some guy told me so". That's fucking ridiculous. Come on. Look, you have to decide if this is what you want the burden of proof to be. Because unless you're okay with being a total hypocrite, you have to then allow "a guy said this was real" as evidence of other stuff too.
That means every cryptid, every UFO story, every ghost story, fairies, you name it are now real unless you can PROVE that they're not. So just decide. Is everything real, or are you a hypocrite, or can we acknowledge that this guy has made some absolutely bonkers claims with ZERO evidence?
with other people also backing up his claims
Some pilots testified that they saw some shit and they're not sure what it was. People see shit all the time without knowing what it is. That doesn't make it aliens. Hell, it's usually Venus or some Starlink satellites. Being in the military doesn't make you any better about this, we've got mountains of evidence that prove that.
But you know what? Let's do this: give me your very best evidence. Pick one specific case, one individual instance where you think it's clear that aliens were involved. I don't want a list, because I've had this conversation with people before and whenever things aren't going their way they bounce from case to case to avoid actually answering questions. So. Pick one, the best one, the most alien-y one - and I promise to respond.
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feelingbluepolitics · 4 years
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Highly recommended.
trump won't, except to encourage the worst in his people. But other candidates must be viable leaders, or ultimately, what's the difference?
Bernie has had longstanding problems with some of his people. It's time for a plan, as Warren says. And naturally, she provided some first curative steps, even though she's out of the running now.
The larger but less visible issue here is that media-driven problems are not limited to online abuses by conservatives or by personality groupies.
We need to be more aware of manipulations, both foreign and domestic, which pose dangers to democracy. The world of corporate money media messaging has greater influence for harm by far than online actors. Look at what Fox Gnus has done to this country. It is more clear now that it isn't just Fox.
Corporate media-driven interests in divisiveness are assisting every harm to democracy.
Money media harped on Hillary's "e-mails" as if they were significant. It was not "mistaken" efforts at "fair and balanced" reporting. It was not just content filler endlessly plugged in. It was manipulative.
Putting her candidacy under media-manufactured and media-darkened clouds kept trump -- trump! - viable as a candidate. Implying a false equivalency to trump's slew of actually disqualifying acts, past and present, generated more uncertainties among many, which, not incidentally, sold more news.
What we've just seen is the decision effectuated by money-driven corporate media that Biden and Bernie made the best clash available, with Warren providing too much of an answer to too many various problems. After rehashing minor missteps for a while, which generated some controversy but just not enough, it turned out this time to be vastly more effective to shut Warren out of money media coverage.
It was not trump, or Bernie, or Biden, who went up against her and defeated her. It wasn't even merely fear of more trump, or misogyny.
It was money media and its many manipulative arms which ultimately effectively removed Warren as a viable candidate.
Now we face enduring these next stages of valuable coverage: Bernie vs. Biden, trump vs. Biden, Republicons vs. Biden and his son, Bernie supporters against everyone else, establishment/moderate Democrats against Bernie, and not least, everyone except those morally tainted and money tainted, against trump and his Republicons. We'll see more of Never-trumpers against trump, Republicons against Democrats, Fox against "mainstream media," "Bernie bros" and trump cult members against each other plus respective "outsiders," and more sharply now, progressive Democrats against establishment Democrats.
There's more. That's all on top of the racism and misogyny and Christian dominionism. That's in addition to old versus young, ultra-rich versus not, white versus non-whites, native versus immigrant, socialism versus capitalism, and there is still more fertile ground for valuable but destructive divisiveness.
Well regulated transparent detailed structural change in a powerful effort to do what is right for the public good and for democracy and for the vast majority of people in America is gone with the shut-out of Warren. So too is Warren as the option which least represented rippling, antagonizing, most bitter loss.
Our media problems go beyond online individualized cowardly malice and hate, and online "celebrity" shock artists. Fear mongering moves by way of media, and money media grows more secure and richer with Warren gone. So she is.
Every faction is now so intent on carrying their brand forward on their terms, that every faction which doesn't come out victorious truly does "lose" when one of them wins.
From being ignored and undermined as the strongest viable wider solution, we will now see more of Warren being scapegoated, so she still has her uses for the purposes of online and corporate media. Watch and see.
She's out of the running. She will no longer be "forgotten" as too negligible to be a factor. There's a different calculation now to unleash as far as uncertainties about her "effectiveness." She'll get more coverage now.
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bluerosesburnblue · 5 years
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You know I've read fanfics/interpretations of Roxas still feeling unsure about Sora even post kh3. But honestly from what we've seen in canon I think Roxas and Xion kind of adore Sora. Yeah Roxas at least resented him at first. But post their kh2 fight we've had nothing but positive interactions. Roxas considers Sora a good other and completely trusts him to figure out the right answers to his questions. He encourages Sora before the final battle. In DDD Roxas proclaims he's just Sora like-
everyone else has beaten into him. But Sora rejects that and validates Roxas's individuality more then anyone else has. Roxas is grateful but still believes Sora is the best person to solve things. Roxas, who before was so possessive of himself, shares all his feelings w/Sora because he still wants Sora to understand him (ok that scene is still weird. Roxas is smiling happily while he bombarded Sora w/all his traumas. Why? There are better way to share and communicate Roxas). In KH3 -
Sora thinks about To as while Hiro talks about his brother. This to me gives me the impression both Sora and Roxas share mutual feelings of wanting to be there for each other w/the devotion of brothers. When Roxas comes back he points out many people helped but singles out Sora as the key. Before Sora left to fight Xehanort, Xion was the only one to comfort him about Kairi and remind him of hope. Despite the situation Xion cared about Sora's feelings and what he had lost. Yeah I expect to see-
gradual development of friendship to Sora. But overall I get the impression Roxas and Xion already have a lot of sibling like affection for Sora. They feel like 2 younger siblings who look up to their goofball yet reliable protective big brother (Roxas particularly seems to be surprised at the idea of a worried Sora). They've even already gone through the resentment phase! XD That's my interpretation anyway. Roxas and Xion are two adorable (no chill) sibs who adore their perfect big Bro Sora.
*Roxas Voice* Yeah, you take my baggage, Sora. Let’s see how you like it
But, seriously, that’s been my thoughts on it for a while. I know the argument about Xion and Kairi being sisters as opposed to Xion and Sora being siblings has been made (and it’s no less valid since Xion has Kairi’s face and is Kairi-esque by design) but I’ve always seen Xion as being more Sora’s sister because she had his memories, when it came down to it she was copying him primarily (to the point where she eventually took on his appearance), and it was his heart that she ended up becoming a part of
I think the brother parallels in San Fransokyo were absolutely intended, especially when combined with the fact that Vanitas keeps calling Ven and Sora his brothers throughout the game. Actually, KH3 is a very sibling-oriented game when you get down to it
The Sora and Roxas brother parallel is pretty blatant, as is Sora/Vanitas and Ventus/Vanitas (which also can imply Sora/Ventus and Ventus/Roxas for a quartet of brothers), the Wayfinder Trio are referred to with sibling terms in the Journal, the argument that Sora sees Riku as a brother based on the Elsa/Anna parallel certainly exists in the same vein as the Sora/Roxas and Tadashi/Hiro parallel, and even Eraqus and Xehanort refer to each other as “brothers” (most notably by Xehanort, who still refers to Eraqus as such in his BBS Reports) and we finally get to see that relationship in KH3
I am infinitely more fascinated by this idea of Keyblade apprentices as surrogate siblings creating bonds that last a lifetime with each other and the unofficial family units that they create than I am any amount of shipping in the series
It’s like KH3 was catering to me, specifically, with this stuff
“Roxas and Xion are two adorable (no chill) sibs who adore their perfect big Bro Sora.” I love this and I can’t wait for the three of them to get to be goofy siblings at some point in the future
And Sora has always been Roxas’s biggest supporter, from the second he knew who Roxas was. That look of surprise when Riku told him that Roxas was his Nobody... I think that changed a lot. Up until that point Sora had just been going after the Nobodies because Yen Sid said so. But knowing who Roxas was and what his deal was... I think that was a big moment for Sora and he’s been on team “Roxas and Namine (and Xion) are their own people” since then. Granted, he’d had the same mindset with Repliku but he also... could not remember Repliku at that point and had to relearn it all
And I swear every scene between Riku and Repliku looked like he was talking to his little brother, but maybe I’m just too deep in the sibling relationship hole
Point still stands that Roxas and Xion both care for and look up to Sora, who consistently shows that he cares for them back even if he doesn’t know much about them or even who they are in Xion’s case
(I wonder if Roxas could hear everything Sora was saying while he was in his heart - or at least feel it - and that’s why Sora had that vision of Roxas and the Twilight Town Trio while he was in San Fransokyo. Like it was Roxas’s way of saying “hey, I’m here and I agree”)
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Kinky Cards - CGW Edition Part 2 - Rashad x Genevieve
This is a part of a TRR A/U called Cordonians Gone Wild, a collaborative effort by @ao719 @speedyoperarascalparty @leelee10898 and yours truly. Catch up HERE.
Summary: Kinky Cards rides again, this time the CGW squad tries their hand again!
Kinky Cards Part 2 introduction post HERE
Rating: NSFW
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Genevieve was standing in her closet deciding on what to wear. Her phone chirped, she picked it up and saw a message from Rashad, I’ll be in back to back meetings all day. See you at dinner. Love you.
She had taken the day off of work and hoped they would be able to eat lunch together. Feeling slightly disappointed, she started responding to the text when she got an idea. “Seems like a good day to use Kinky Card number two…” She said to herself. She stripped off her bra and panties and walked to her dresser, picking out matching black lace bra, thong, garter belt, and thigh highs. She slipped on a pair of black heels and grabbed her tan knee length trench coat from a hanger.
After she threw on the jacket, Genevieve walked the familiar route to Rashad’s study. She knocked on the door and poked her head in. His face immediately broke out into a smile. He pushed the mute button on his desk phone and waved her in. “This is a lovely surprise. What are you up to?” Smiling mischievously, she sauntered over to him and sat on his lap, “Well I had the day off and was hoping we could spend some time together. So, I thought I’d join you for some of your meetings today. Quietly, of course.”
“Sweetheart, you don’t want to listen to these conference calls. I would never subject you to that,” he replied, kissing her cheek. “Rashad, it sounds like we have some follow ups that need to be completed before our next checkpoint call. I’ll have my assistant email the meeting minutes and we can touch base next week.” Genevieve recognized his business partner’s voice on the other end of the line. He unmuted the phone, “Sounds good, William. We’ll talk soon. Bye.” He disconnected the call shortly after.
She leaned down and softly kissed his lips, he immediately deepened it. The laptop on his desk started to ding, indicating another meeting was about to start. “I have about 5 minutes before I need to log onto this video call, Gen. I’m sorry.” With her still in his lap, he took one hand and moved the mouse on his computer. He was about to click the start button on the web conference when she slipped the card out of her pocket and placed it on the desk in front of him. His eyes widened with shock, “Oh sweetie, not today. I’m going to be live with Liam and other nobles.”
“That’s too bad, honey. I don’t think you have much choice.” She stood up and slowly unbuttoned the trench coat. Once he saw what she was wearing underneath, he swallowed hard and couldn't talk. She dropped the jacket on the floor, walked over to him and sat back down on his lap. In a seductive tone, she whispered in his ear, “Now, what was I saying? Oh that's right, your only job is to concentrate, my love. I'll do everything else.” She leaned down and kissed his neck, just below his ear. He closed his eyes completely lost in the feeling of her lips directly on the spot that drove him crazy. His phone and computer both rang and chimed, which fell on deaf ears.
“Shit, Gen. I have to get on this call.” She stood up facing him, bent down and kissed him hard, while palming his already hard cock through his pants. She knelt down between his legs, popped the button and lowered the zipper on his pants. He lifted his hips slightly from the chair allowing her to pull his pants and boxers down. “Don't worry, no one will know that I'm here.”
“This is a horrible idea,” he said making her giggle. He clicked the start button on the video chat link. The screen was full of nobles’ faces in individual boxes. Liam’s face right in the center of the screen. “Ah, Rashad, there you are. I was afraid you weren't going to make it,” Liam said. “I'm sorry, your majesty, I had an unscheduled meeting that required my, um, immediate attention.” Genevieve looked up from between his legs and smiled. She stroked his hard length with her hand before swirling her tongue around his tip. He cursed under his breath as she lowered her head, taking his long length into her mouth. She bobbed her head up and down on his cock, causing him to groan.
Liam started with a summary and agenda for the meeting. One of the topics for discussion was how to increase tourism, which Rashad was leading. He prayed that Liam would pick a different topic to kick off the meeting. Liam cleared his throat and started talking, “Let's start with the animal sanctuary, Lord Beaumont.”
“Oh thank you, Jesus,” Rashad whispered. “What was that, Rashad?” Liam inquired. “Nothing, I'm eager to what hear what Maxwell…” he closed his eyes, unable to complete his sentence as she moved her mouth from his shaft to his sack. Her hand continued to stroke his length, every once in a while increasing speed in her movements, bringing him close to the edge and then stopping.
As Liam continued, he noticed Rashad’s shallow breathing and flushed face. Liam addressed him, “Rashad, are you alright?” Rashad cleared his throat, his voice an octave higher than normal, "I'm fine, Liam. Could you repeat the, uh, the question?" Liam gave a curious look as he stared at the screen. He knew something was off, he just couldn’t pinpoint what it was. “I was saying that-“ Just then Rashad cleared his throat, his hand rubbing over his forehead as he looked down, and Liam quirked a brow. Then, it dawned on him and a smirk played across his lips as he tried stifling a laugh. “I was saying that we’ve got a lot to discuss in this meeting, so it may go longer than normal. Is that going to be an issue?”
“Oh shit that's good...no, I mean no. It won't be a prob-problem," he stammered as his voice cracked. Liam covered his mouth trying his best not to let the laugh that was building in his chest come out. “Good, I’m glad. I really need your input on these matters. So I need your full undivided attention. Now, Maxwell, please go ahead.”
Maxwell eagerly started talking, "Well, I'm very happy to announce that we've finally reached an agreement with our friends in China. Next week, we will be welcoming our brand new baby pandas over at the sanctuary." Liam replied, "That's great news, Maxwell! Are there any events you have planned that the crown can help with?"
Genevieve stopped pleasuring him and made eye contact. She whispered with a smile, “Baby pandas!” Maxwell looked at Rashad’s image on his computer monitor and saw him looking down towards his lap. Maxwell cocked his head at the screen and asked, "Uuuuh, Rashad? Freaking Pandas, bro. Are you even listening?!" Rashad looked up as a bead of sweat dripped down his forehead, "Uh right. Pandas. Awesome. Oh my god!” Genevieve had resumed licking his stiff cock, the sensation taking him by surprise. He managed to finish his thought, “Great job, Maxwell. Ohhh. Really good.” Maxwell stared at the screen confused.
Liam cleared his throat catching Maxwell’s attention. His head snapped back to Liam, "Events! Yes! My wife and I were planning a fundraising gala tomorrow night to help with the cost of the new habitat as well as the actual shipment of the cubs to Cordonia. The queen has graciously allowed us to hold the event in Valtoria so any support from the crown and council would be appreciated." Liam smirked, "I'm sure you'll have Domvallier's support as well, right Rashad?"
Rashad gripped the desk tightly with both hands, "Right. Absolutely. Next topic please." Maxwell chimed in, "Actually, Liam. If I may, I'd like to take this time to mention that the pandas are not only a big deal for the sanctuary, but they may also be able to help with our tourism boost initiative, right, Rashad?"
"Yes, Maxwell. That's correct. Please stop talking to me,” he replied trying his hardest to form coherent sentences. Maxwell’s face fell, looking hurt. Genevieve stopped again and glared at him. Shaking his head, Rashad said, “I'm sorry, Maxwell. I didn't mean that.” That earned a smile from him, “It’s alright, buddy. Don't worry.”
“The next topic I’d like to bring up is increasing tourism. Rashad, you have had some really good ideas about this in the past. So if you wouldn’t mind, can you share with the others and bring them up to speed.” Rashad looked towards the webcam, trying to keep his facial expression even. “Liam, perhaps Mr. Walker would like to go next,” he held his breath to keep from moaning. His right hand moved to the back of her head grasping a fist full of her long black hair. “He...he...fuu…he had an idea about charter fishing trips. Drake, for the love of god, go ahead.”
Drake’s face lit up, “Yeah, so charter fishing is a really great untapped resource. I mean, who doesn't love to fish, right? And did you know that the waters around Cordonia are so much cleaner than surrounding areas? The current seems to pull the polluted water away from our bays. Cleaner water means cleaner fish plus....”
Rashad let out a sigh of relief, enjoying his girlfriend’s mouth wrapped around his cock. All of a sudden, Liam interjected, “Excuse me, Drake. Rashad, you and Drake have both fished in Portavira before. Would you agree that Cordonia’s bays are pretty clean?” Rashad grumbled under his breath, "Yep. Sure are." Drake looked affronted as he replied, "Of course they are clean. I just said they're clean. Whoa...Rashad...buddy, you okay?"
Liam asked a follow up question directed at Rashad, “How much cleaner? Because Portavira is known for their crystal clear waters.” Drake started to respond, but Liam cut him off, “I'd like Rashad’s opinion please, Drake.” He couldn't hide the irritation in his voice, “Liam, I really think I am capable of speaking about the water clarity…” Hoping to divert the attention away from him, Rashad agreed, "Drake is the...he's the expert, Liam. Let him...oh...let him answer. Sweet Jesus."
“Rashad, seriously, you don't look so good. You look like your about to…” Drake stopped talking once he realized what was happening. Rashad tapped Genevieve’s shoulder hoping she'd slow down, but she ignored him and kept bobbing her head up and down. Liam argued, “Well I like having the opinions of people who aren’t experts, to see how well our experts do at passing along their knowledge.”
"They're pretty damn clear, Liam!" Rashad said, pounding his fist on the desk. Liam chuckled, “No need to get hostile, Rashad. Are you sure you’re feeling alright? You seem awfully....tense.” Rashad glared at him but nodded his head, "Mmhmm. I'm fine. Let's just keep this meeting moving. Please."
“Sure thing,” Liam snorted. Pam came into view behind Drake, “What's wrong with Rashad?” Rashad covered his beet red face with his hands. “Oh my God!” Pam gasped, her hand over her mouth. Rashad didn't think he could handle anymore teasing from both his girlfriend and friends. "Hey, I gotta drop off the call, Liam. I'll call you later and catch up...oohhhh.”
Liam looked at Rashad's image on his computer screen and coughed to cover up the laugh that escaped his throat, “Drake, it sounds like you have a good plan in place. Thank you. Rashad, we’re almost done. Just hang on for a little bit longer. Let's talk about your idea. I know how excited you are to present this to the group.”
Rashad tried his best to regain his composure, "Right. Ahem, one thing to consider would be...oh god...the, um, golf course on Cormery Isle. If..." Rashad bit the inside of his cheek and took a deep breath. Genevieve grasped his cock in her hand and pumped him as her tongue continued to stroke and lick his swollen tip. He tried his best to continue, "excuse me...if Lord Neville and his family could talk to the PGA and have an exhibitionnnn. Lord Neville, why don't you continue." He dropped his fist and it fell with a thump on top of the desk. His head fell forward when Genevieve let out a quiet moan which sent a vibration through him.
Liam tried to gather himself as he rubbed his hand over his mouth to hide his laugh. “Actually, Rashad. Since you’ve held these types of exhibitions before in Domvallier and have the experience needed to make it a success, I think that it would be better for you and Neville to do this one together. What do you say?”
"Yes! God, yes! Ooohhh..." He closed his eyes, and his head fell back as he found his release, spilling himself into her mouth. Genevieve swallowed everything and wiped her mouth with the back of her hand. She looked up and smiled at him, holding back a giggle as the look on his face went from relaxed to sheer horror. The realization of what just happened dawned on him. He looked at the screen and saw Liam's grin grow bigger and bigger before he burst out laughing. “Hey, Gen! Hope you enjoyed the meeting,” Leo snorted. Genevieve covered her mouth, barely able to contain her laughter.
“Lord Rashad, make sure to get your golf shorts ready for the exhibition. It'll showcase your legs. Well, my Lords and Ladies, that's all I have for today. Let's follow up in a couple of weeks,” Liam said through his laughter before ending the video chat.
Rashad closed his laptop and pulled Genevieve up from underneath the desk. She stood in front of him, his hands gripping her waist. He chuckled as he said, “You enjoyed making me squirm way too much, Gen.” She leaned down and kissed him, “It seemed like you enjoyed yourself.”
He dialed a number on his desk phone and spoke to his assistant, “Please cancel the rest of my meetings for today. I have something urgent that needs to be addressed. It's going to take the rest of the afternoon to resolve it.” He hung up the phone and turned his attention back to her.
He stood up and pushed her back against the desk. He kicked of his shoes, his pants and boxers quickly followed. She removed his tie and unbuttoned his shirt, pushing it off of his shoulders. Then she pulled his undershirt over his head adding it to the pile of clothing on the floor. “Turn around, sweetheart,” he commanded. He pushed the items on his desk out of her way as she turned her body and bent over his desk. She felt his hands caress her ass, before settling between her legs. His fingers stroked her through her lace thong. “You're so wet, Gen,” he said in a low tone before he pulled her thong down her legs. He kissed the backs of her thighs, his hands going back to her throbbing core. His fingers stroked her slit. “Oh, Rashad,” she moaned. His cock hardened and he pumped himself a few times before he teased her wet entrance. “Please, Rashad. I need you,” she whimpered. He thrust into her slowly, enjoying the feeling of her around him. He gripped her hips and set a steady pace plunging into her over and over again. Sensing she was close, he brought his hand around and traced tight circles around her sensitive nub. “Oh god! Don't stop!” She cried out. She quickly came undone as waves of pleasure coursed through her body. Feeling her walls flutter and clench around him, he found his own release spilling inside her. He leaned over her and kissed her shoulders while trying to catch his breath.
Just then, his cell phone rang. He saw Liam's name flash across the screen and groaned, “Dammit, he's calling to give me shit.” He answered the call, “What can I do for you, Liam?” She could hear Liam laughing on the other end. “Do you even realize what you agreed to in that meeting?” Rashad's eyes went wide, “What fresh hell did I sign up for? You know damn well I wasn't paying attention.” This made Liam laugh even harder, “You agreed to help Neville set up a PGA exhibition at Cormery Isle.” Genevieve could no longer hold back and doubled over into a fit of giggles. He quirked his brow at her, “Oh you think this is funny? You have to come with me and play hostess alongside Neville's mother.” She immediately stopped laughing as her mouth fell open, which made Rashad chuckle. By then Liam had lost all control. He was laughing so hard that he dropped his phone and the call disconnected.
He turned to her, “Next time we pick the card together. All of the nobles think I'm either crazy or dying.” She laughed, “Oh I don't know. I like seeing my cool and calm boyfriend lose control.” She ran her hands up his chest, then wrapped her arms around his neck. She pulled him into a heated kiss. “Now I believe you said it would take all afternoon to ‘resolve’ this issue…” She pulled him by the arm towards the sofa.
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Hey hey guys, happy weekend! Midweek was the first time I stepped foot in the office after what feels like decades 😅 Procedures are still very stringent; only half the staff are allowed into the workplace at staggered timeslots including lunch breaks whilst the other half works from home.
Surgical masks are provided for the days we need to be on-site and reminders are plastered on meeting room walls to keep the masks on at all times. Seating has been arranged to ensure adequate social distancing and temperatures are taken in the morning as well as afternoon, both when we enter the building and also when we arrive at our offices at respective storeys.
Dining establishments are relatively deserted during lunch; finding a seat is very easy now, although I take care not to linger longer than necessary so as to remain as safe as possible. Although we're returning to some semblance of 'normal life', my family continues to observe voluntary self-isolation, opting to stay home on Friday nights. I do go over to my parents' for a weekend meal though; this pandemic has taught me to cherish time spent with them.
Also this week, I had dessert! Little Bro picked up baking during the lockdown and made a brownie I would actually eat. My dislike of sweet stuff is no secret but he convinced me to try his version by using quality dark chocolate. I only remembered to take a photo after devouring half my dessert so please excuse the not-pretty-at-all image.
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Kudos to Little Bro because I opted to have the brownie chilled rather than eat it warm and it was still moist, crumbly, bitter-chocolatey and all things delicious. Yes I needed the knife because the brownie was pretty solidified after being chucked into the fridge for hours.
With the US buying up over 90% of the world's Remdesivir supply over a 3-month period, the best thing those of us in other countries can do is lower the risk of being infected with COVID-19 as much as possible. Even when the medication was readily available, it has always been and still is better to safeguard ourselves by staying vigilant.
Following the Remdesivir announcement, I immediately took action and stocked up supply of masks for my family, including medical grade KN95s in case infection rates start spiking again or should they come down sick with the flu and need additional protection. Just in case, I performed fire and water tests on samples and they made the grade. I also tried 1 of them on and the seal around both nose and mouth is fantastic. Most of these are reserved for my elderly parents, although I keep a small portion for Little Bro, his wifey and me. This supply is enough to last us for 3 months.
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Following my lead, family members have taken measures to keep themselves safe and beefed up supplies in our individual households so as to deal with the 3-month period that Remdesivir isn't readily available. Panic won't help anyone during this pandemic; keeping calm and making rational decisions will give us the best possible chance to weather these trying times. That's what my family and I are doing.
As usual, we've closed ranks and worked with one another as a unit. Since the beginning, when the virus was first discovered in Wuhan, up till now, our strategy has been the same. Remdesivir or not, we leave nobody behind and adapt to the circumstances. Until a viable vaccine is readily available, COVID-19 is a war the world must fight and it starts with everyone of us. As a family, we're prepared to fight to the end. Together.
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Here’s everything we've learned about Kyrie Irving since his Christmas 2016 game-winner
He’s woke and ready to lead the Celtics.
On Christmas Day 2016, nearly a year to the day, then-Cavaliers star Kyrie Irving drove to the rim, turned around and faded away over Klay Thompson to swish a mid-range shot that sunk the Warriors. That shot gave the basketball world some false hope that the Kevin Durant-Warriors weren’t going to take the Finals over the Cavs with ease. Obviously, that wasn’t the case, and a lot has changed since.
In 365 days, fans have learned more about Irving than maybe any other athlete in the world in that span. He revealed his jealousy over the attention LeBron James garnered when he made a trade request to Boston. He preached “wokeness” and round earth denial in several interviews. Most importantly, he has shown us his ability to lead a team on his own with the Celtics’ success. Irving has transformed from merely James’ counterpart to begin his own legacy.
This Christmas, we look at Irving — the person and the player — differently than last, now that he’s given us a glimpse inside his mind. We are all very much woke because of it.
Here’s everything Kyrie taught us in 2017:
He’s a flat-Earth truther
All the way back in February, Irving took center stage after he went on Richard Jefferson’s podcast to reveal his disbelief in the Earth’s roundness.
He was dead serious.
Kyrie Irving was trending on Twitter today because he believes the Earth is flat. I asked him about it. http://pic.twitter.com/ODe9aP9qmK
— Arash Markazi (@ArashMarkazi) February 18, 2017
Kyrie: I think people should do their own research, man. Then hopefully they’ll either back my belief or throw it in the water. I think what I think is interesting for people to find out.
Reporter: You’ve seen pictures of the planet though, right? Like it’s a circle.
Kyrie: I’ve seen a lot of things that my educational system had said was real, but turned out to be completely fake. So I don’t mind going against the grain in terms of my thoughts and what I believe in.
This started the conversation on the man behind the athlete we had watched put the ball in the hoop to win games for the last seven years. This is where the Kyrie renaissance truly began.
Some believe he was just making his flat Earth belief up for attention. A Cleveland.com reporter, Joe Vardon, mentioned how upset Irving used to be that other reporters flocked to LeBron instead of him for quotes on politics and racial and social issues.
Then Richard Jefferson also defended Irving, saying his statement was made more as an attempt to get people to think outside the box.
Irving walked back his flat-Earth beliefs a few months later, when he said in a CBS interview, “All I want to do is be able to have that open conversation. It was all an exploration tactic. It literally spun the world — your guys’ world — it spun it into a frenzy and proved exactly what I thought it would do in terms of how this works... Do your own research, don’t come and ask me. At the end of the day, you’re going to feel and believe the way you want to feel. But don’t knock my life over that.”
So was this all just a bunch of trolling by Kyrie?
A month after that interview, he went on UConn basketball coach Geno Auriemma’s podcast, and sort of went back to his old ways after it was pointed out that pictures of a round earth exist.
“I’m saying, Coach, that you don’t even know if they’re real or not,” Irving said. “I just wanted to have that conversation. That’s it. I wanted to actually know or ask other individuals, Bro — excuse me — Coach and Sue, do you really think that this actually happened? I don’t know. I don’t know, either. I just want to know.”
Who the heck knows what this never-ending saga was ever about.
Kyrie was a little jealous of LeBron’s stardom
There didn’t seem to be a good basketball reason for Kyrie — or anyone for that matter — wanting to leave one of, if not the greatest ever to play the game. LeBron James has won three championships, and as long as he’s alive, any team with him on it will be in the running again. With LeBron on the team, the game comes easier for everyone around him to stick to their specific role, while he cleans up the mess. Playing with LeBron James seems on the outside to be pretty freakin’ fun!
Irving wanted more, though. So after simmering tension hurt the Cavaliers’ season, Irving requested out of a team that had been to three straight Finals.
He didn’t want to live in The King’s shadow even after he hit the game-winning shot of the 2016 Finals. He didn’t want to hear it from LeBron anymore when he had zero assists in a game. He knew he could be so much more somewhere else.
Irving reportedly wanted to be the focal point of an offense and cement his own legacy.
That says a lot about how Irving thinks of himself as one of the NBA’s best players.
He’s already showing us why he made his decision in Boston.
Kyrie is very much woke
Kyrie gave us quotes on quotes that were wordy, confusing, and yet, often left us wanting more. He opened his mind and let the weirdness out like few others have.
There was the time he told us that if you’re very much woke, there are no such things as distractions:
oh if ur very much woke there is no such thing as distractions http://pic.twitter.com/VsQ6pWURTE
— jack (@jackhaveitall) September 18, 2017
The time he took 1,000 words to (politely) tell off Max Kellerman:
The homie Max Kellerman bout to have a nervous breakdown trying to get ONE answer out of Kyrie. Dude is dodging everything http://pic.twitter.com/IL3P97jPyA
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) September 18, 2017
And then just a few more:
Max Kellerman is sick of yo sh*t #AnswerTheDamnQuestions http://pic.twitter.com/BkO3qtPSbF
— Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi (@roywoodjr) September 18, 2017
Then he told us his favorite artists from when he was a kid:
Last week, the Celtics shared their favorite music to listen to in high school... Rozier: Gucci Mane Jaylen: OutKast Baynes: Eminem Hayward: Eminem Morris: Boys II Men, Jay Z Horford: Maná Kyrie: RENT and Phantom of the Opera
— Boston.com Celtics News (@BDCCeltics) December 19, 2017
Irving told Bleacher Report about how he became awake after going vegan:
"It works," Irving tells B/R Mag. "I mean, I'm not eating a whole bunch of animals anymore. Once you become awake, you don't see that stuff anymore."
There’s a lot to even dissect just from his Instagram bio:
Kyrie Irving was entirely himself in 2017, and created a brand as the NBA’s quirky guy seven years into his career. He’s a full-package superstar now, leading a team of youngsters atop the Eastern Conference all while being the center of attention he couldn’t receive in Cleveland.
His numbers are nearly identical to what they were a season ago, averaging 25 points, five assists and three rebounds, but as an improved defensive guard, Boston is rolling with him at the helm. Maybe they’re just woke.
2017 was the year of Kyrie Irving.
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