i forgot to include this in my last ask...

ZHONGLI SISTERWIFE SUPREMACY!! 💍💅🏼🛐💞

OSMANTHUS WINE LADIES!!!!! 👀🙏🏻💕

we horny for zhongli and unapologetic about it yepyep

i’m sooooooo normal about the god of war series. so incredibly normal i liked it a normal amount and would be so chill talking about it. don’t worry about the sign

Important question, do more of the RE8 villagers survive in this version?

Yes, very much yes. I can't, at this time, guarantee any specific characters other than Elena (definitely) and Luiza (probably), and an undetermined number of unnamed villagers, but I definitely plan for some of the villagers to survive.

While the total wipe-out of the Village in RE8 is a lot more believable than other "total wipes" like Raccoon City or the Pueblo in RE4, as it seems significantly smaller than both RC or the Pueblo, and has a more intelligent breed of bioweapon under specific instruction to exterminate the Village, Resident Evil has a weird and kind of uncomfortable history with complete massacres over its long history that I'm always inclined to push against. It's lazy, uninteresting writing to me when it's a trope recycled so frequently... especially given it's very clearly mostly used to provide clean narrative "closure" between each game by eliminating any other survivors other than the main protagonists (and Wesker lol). Like... RE4, for example, functions as a contained narrative because the Pueblo dies at its end. Its function is over in the continued story of "Resident Evil"... it only matters going forth in the context of Leon, Ashley, and Ada as characters. But as a writer, I'm much more intrigued by a version of that story that involves other survivors. What would it mean to live through something like that, not as the hero outsider protagonist, but as a civilian? How do you even recover? Who would you be after?

The weight of the horror of the complete destruction of a place that's isolated to a single game becomes faded when it's the same shit in every game. I'm sick of it, and bored of it. It would hit harder if it wasn't every damn game... better to take it apart and try something new with its empty box.

Career choice: Luke's lip product applier or pants adjuster? Personally, I lean on applier - tapping his lips as they become more pink and plump under your fingers..😍 However, grazing the skin on his abdomen.. on your knees..😵‍💫 Every time I think I'm sure I'm swayed to the other side😄 What's your pick?🤗

if you could have seen my face reading this...oh god how am i supposed to choose 😭😭😭

ok. let's think rationally about this. lip product applier gets to touch his lips and feel the texture of them and probably feel his breath on your hand.

pants adjuster gets to put your hands inside his pants- ok yeah no that's all i need to consider. there's no contest. we're going with pants adjuster for sure.

Urgh we're gonna need to go on steroids again. Kill our immune system for a little while. Like we're fine with taking them, its only for a week, but our doc is such a pain to book appointments with

My town was among the first in our state to switch to celebrating Indigenous Peoples’ Day instead of Columbus Day, but they draft a ceasefire resolution neutering it of every mention of genocide, occupation, and colonialism. How are you this blind? They call them animals now, they called them savages then. Isn’t the echo driving you mad? They spread unsubstantiated rumors of rape and infanticide now, they burned villages for stories of kidnapping and human sacrifice then. Am I the only one reliving my high school history classes in real time? Go back to celebrating Christopher Columbus since you clearly don’t give a damn about recognizing the genocide and oppression of people unless it happened centuries ago and you can comfortably wash your third generation American hands of guilt.

Something I really really really wish customers would understand is like. How much really dumb pointless shit matters to corporate. How if you liked your service please don't leave a review with anything other than 100% across the board because giving us an 80% or a 70% just makes our review score stay the same or drops it. It's never good enough and they're always barking at us to do better no matter how good we do it doesn't amount to anything unless we're at 90-100% . Please if you do surveys only ever leave 100% if your happy with your service please I beg you

they are bombing a concentration camp and calling it self defense. they are bombing a concentration camp. and calling it self defense.

but don't worry! the owner said i was "one of" his favorite baristas he'd ever had!

I miss my little cat so much still. It's been nearly two months. When does it stop hurting.

I wish I could have saved him.

think i’m gonna be my bestie maxine on friday <33 i just wanna say if she decides to dress up as jennifer check i’ll combust entirely. i doubt she will but i’m just planting that thought rn

Unkind and controversial opinion but if christans were the minority that they think they are and we're as "persecuted" as they think they are the world and a lot more people would be safer and happier and the world would be better.

ohmygod i am sosososososoososo lucky you have no idea how thankful i am

Lowkey had a near death experience while rolling up to the function w a friend and we just drove in silence for the rest of the ride fkshdkshd

god i fucking NEED more maiev content like i need air and water and nutriment!!! she's so fucking crazy!!!