The fandom refuses to see the ineffable husbands as gay because they aren’t human, but some of the most popular headcanons seem to be that they either have autism, adhd, or both. Why does the “they aren’t human so they can’t have human labels” always seem to only apply to homosexuality?

You idiot.

I’m sure you’re right, but why?

more music, bc its stuck in my head

🤨☝🏼let me take your temperature☝🏼

😳 no 😳 that's not going to happen 😠✋🏼😳

made the mistake of unblocking twitter

saw a solo jk account with 85k followers going on about how jikook aren't even spending time together in the military

blocked twitter again

bitch he enlisted with jimin, get over it and choke

i love dan and phil being like "wow isn't the idea of us being brothers HILARIOUS" like why. why is it hilarious dan and phil

Okay why wasn’t the Dennys Breakfast Scramble match on the preshow and the women’s tag on the main card

Why the fuck do I need to have a vulva to learn to give blowjobs and handjobs?

Y/N; “I make out with Severus? He's fine. I kiss him on the nose? He's a mess."

Y/N; “I grab his ass? Doesn't care. But if I hold his hand and kiss his knuckles? He's inconsolable.”

Y/N; "Why does simple affection break him?"

HOW am I fixated on another vintage-esque jackass with a freedom complex rooted in semi-accurate, deconstructed Christianity

Death by a thousand $23.95 purchases

it's interesting that my two god-tier fandoms are both for media that is objectively both horrible and fantastic, and one of which I am continually humiliated by and embarrassed to admit, and the other I will freely brag about my deep adoration of its trash (doctor who!)

oh gosh... maybe she gets in an unfortunate plane crash (or something) and miraculously survives... but she feels a little different when she wakes up in the hospital bed...

i think if anyone was to look into feferi's past they'd notice a bizarre trend of her being the only survivor in horrible accidents, even before the reveal of the existence of the Kaiju. it would be super suspicious especially when they found a link between her and the Kaiju - she was at every rampage and survived every one. why?

why did skeppy like this

i found the gif that wont post. i now know tumblr doesnt like tentacles up close to the camera

i wonder why

Why do people feel need to boob-ify the only woman in genshin without exposed skin....