Ok but Aemond being really sick after having his eye cut out so MeeMaw Vhagar sets herself up on the beach at Blackwater Bay to keep watch over him because these dumb humans have already proved how inept they are at looking after her new, small child.

Nobody dares to try and get her to move and she remains there until Aemond is well enough to watch her through the window. He’s desperate to go flying again but Alicent refuses point blank until Aegon steps in tells her she needs to let Aemond do this.

And MeeMaw Vhagar is like “OK kid, let’s ride” and doing all these aerial stunts with her tiny rider because she’s old as fuck and knows what she’s doing whilst everyone freaks out below.

also this isnt really proper shade at larian or anything and the writing of this game is SAURE good so dont take it this way but.

i sure do wish. Minthara was not villain batted as hard as she was. Her being locked to "evil" runs and being mutually exclusive with several party members. Her being nothing more than a miniboss for your average player- who does not even know shes a potential party member! Her being so chronically unloved by the community because... shes the "evil" companion. Hell, even the amount of people saying frankly really edgy shit about killing her or hurting her completely unprompted lmao. Like I genuinely think shes been pretty unfairly demonized both by the community and by the meta of just like... the game itself because she's really actually..... kind of, dare I say, sweet? if you get to know her. ugh.

me: nearly at the end of a moried a/b/o fic

ao3: is down

me:

The correlation between my support for jorge in the championship and the more attractive he’s become to me need to be studied

So he pulled a Jake and bagged two hotties…nice. Also ironic considering the original Quaritch gave Jake shit for falling for Neytiri.

Listen, he's a changed man, and he can admit that jake was, in fact, right about certain things.

some really juicy parallels between the warden-commander who set amaranthine on fire because this city was doomed and they had to save the people under their command in vigil's keep until it was too late and anders who once watched amaranthine burn unable to understand how commander could allow such a thing and now sets kirkwall on fire because he has to save his people until it's too late no matter what

Zane Ninjago and Drumbot Brian Mechanisms. You agree

If Max doesn't win tomorrow, I hope Checo does and I want Max and Nando to commit war crimes against everyone in the paddock and then end up on the podium together. Please both the redbull boys+Nando is my dream podium.

Yes to all of this😭😭😭😭

Nando and Max commit war crimes. Help each to the podium. Have one of their cute lil hugs🥺😭and Nando sprays Max in the face with champagne😭

if anyone needs me i'll be in my corner thinking about how elarys is just. so small. itty bitty. just a tiny little lady. who comprehends and causes the horrors.

Imagine being decent friends or like the only human being the Decepticons like. Imagine having to explain “Yea, I know they tried to rob a power plant earlier mom but Rumble and Frenzy got good music playlists” or “Hey, at least the Seekers help me with that one jerk at school” or just hilariously getting dropped off at school by like a Giant Tank or a Fighter Jet. The absurdity of it is so funny

Might write a couple of headcanons about what it’s like to be Annie and Pieck’s roommate……

You know what, I don’t care if Jake Seresin murdered his entire family. He is like a bestie to me!

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my crossover brain has been going apeshit abt gw2/twst for ages and seeing how lilia behaved in the past is making it go MORE apeshit bc i'm like "THAT'S JUST LIKE ALFSWEN WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER"

took me way too long to find a shirt that would look decent and similar enough for the stupid Zero costume and would have the lacing on the back

okay I finally actually watched all of hotd and I’ll reiterate……… I do NOT get the aemond thirst