the prostitute sucking batman whips off his wig to reveal it was actually THE JOKER
"Nyehehe batman! While i was sucking you off, i planted a bomb under your foreskin! Now if you give my escort service anything less than a 10/10 review, it'll explode!"
Batman whips off his cock, revealing it was actually a dildo the whole time!
"What?!? No!"
Batman gravels gravely, "I always wear protection." Faster than the eye can see, he pens a 3/10 review and the dildo explodes
Titlecard: TRANS BATMAN
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"It appears you've caught me, dear…" He tried to say, jaw slack and tongue dead, yet the woman in front of him appeared to hear him just as clear as day as she squinted. He wanted to smile, curious, oh so curious about this ability of her. "What will you do to me now?"
from the same wip as this, with alice's hypothetical game mechanic of freezing enemies with her camera 😌
[send me a 🌹 and I'll post a wip]
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Sunflower, writing and waterfall! 🌸🌱
hello lovely ♥
sunflower: if there was a door that went to a city that was a good representation of you, what city would it be and would you go through the door?
- so I've never been there, but my partner grew up in and around there and has told me a ton and shown me pictures etc, so it just feels right:
I think Derry, or really any small town in New Hampshire or Maine just feels like me. anything with pretty old buildings and lots of nature really.( also really controlling myself to not say Salem here aha )
writing: do you write letters? if not, would you like to be?
- I love writing letters but I rarely get the chance to these days. I think the last letter I wrote that was not some professional grown up nonsense was to my partner a while ago ♥
waterfalls: describe your perfect date.
- phew meeting for breakfast in a cute lil café and then going to either a museum or an art gallery or even just a pretty park OR going on a little hike and having a picnic at the end. that sounds about perfect to me
thank you so much, beautiful ♥
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SHARE AT LEAST FIVE SONGS THAT REMIND YOU OF YOUR MUSE, OR THAT YOU ASSOCIATE WITH YOUR MUSE'S CHARACTER ARC. Including lyrics is optional.
Tagged by : @ssolessurvivor ♥
Tagging : @storyuntrue @ensnchekov @mxrvelouscreations @illbringthechaosmagic @noblehcart and whoever hasn't done this yet, you're tagged as well ♥
Imagine Dragons - Believer | I was broken from a young age / Taking my sulking to the masses / Writing my poems for the few / That look at me, took to me, shook to me, feeling me / Singing from heartache from the pain / Taking my message from the veins / Speaking my lesson from the brain / Seeing the beauty through the... Pain! / Oh, let the bullets fly, oh, let them rain / My life, my love, my drive, it came from... Pain! / You made me a, you made me a believer, believer
Imagine Dragons - Ready Aim Fire | Off in the distance there is resistance / Bubbling up and festering / Hey mr motion make me a potion / Shake it all up with your mystery / How come I've never seen your face around here / I know every single face around here / A man on a mission changing the vision / I was never welcome here / We don't have the choice to stay / We'd rather die than do it your way
The Glitch Mob - Seven Nation Army (The White Stripes Remix) | I'm gonna fight 'em off / A seven nation army couldn't hold me back
They're gonna rip it off / Takin' their time right behind my back / And I'm talkin' to myself at night / Because I can't forget / Back and forth through my mind / Behind a cigarette / And the message comin' from my eyes says, "Leave it alone"
Lorde - Everybody Wants To Rule The World | Welcome to your life / There's no turning back / Even while we sleep / We will find you / Acting on your best behaviour / Turn your back on mother nature / Everybody wants to rule the world / There's a room where the light won't find you / Holding hands while the walls come tumbling down / When they do I'll be right behind you / So glad we almost made it / So sad they have to fade it
Nachtmahr - Ich bin | Ich werd gehasst, verdammt, vergöttert / Erfolglos diffamiert / Geliebt, verbannt, verspottet / Doch niemals ignoriert / Ich bin ich bin wie ich bin / Und ich hab' dich nicht drum gebeten mich zu verstehen / Ich bin ich bin wie ich bin / Und ich werde meinen Weg auch ohne dich weiter gehen / Ich bin niemand der akzeptiert was sich als gegeben präsentiert / Ich bin ein Geist, der stets verneint / Dein bester Freund, dein größter Feind
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