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Damien: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
Vladia: MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
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fatui couple my beloveds
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So many paintings… not pictured are at least 30 more 🎨🎨🎨 What’s your favorite perk? Fave killer power? 🧐
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My Mega-Ultimate Guide To Law Of Assumption!
If I miss anything feel free to reblog and tell me :-) this is my first post so I’m a bit nervous lmao
Table Of Contents
LOA TERMS W/ MEANING
LOA MEANING
WHAT YOU NEED TO MANIFEST
IllOGICAL MANIFESTATIONS
WHY THE LAW WORKS
MOTIVATION
HOW I MANIFESTED WIND POWERS USING UNKNOWINGLY USING THE LAW
LIST OF THINGS TO MANIFEST
EXTRA INFO
1. LOA TEMRS W/ Meaning
(Got some of these off Google lmao)
3D = The reality that we see
4D = The reality in our heads (our imagination)
Affirmations = positive statements in the present tense that relate to what it is you want to manifest
Wish Fulfilled = A state where you know your wish has been granted
Placebo = Every time you do something/Something happens it makes your desire happen (Example: Every time I touch my skin my skin becomes 10x clearer)
Scripting = Writing about your desire as if they have already been reached
Repetition = Repeating
2. Law Of Assumption Meaning
(Again, off google)
The Law of Assumption states that whatever you assume as true becomes your reality. So the key to using the Law of Assumption to manifest your desires is to assume the feeling of your wish fulfilled
So basically if you assume you get 500 dollars every day, you’ll get 500 dollars everyday!
3. What You Need To Manifest
NOTHING BUT YOUR MIND!
You literally need nothing else but your mind to manifest! You don’t need to talk, twerk, write (you can but it’s optional), read a dictionary, nah, nope, not even close! You literally, literally, LITERALLY don’t need to lift a finger! All you really need is a desire in mind! Then just KNOW it’s yours! Because it is sweetheart!
4. Illogical Manifestations
But I want manifest something illogical! Can I still do it?
Yes! Like who tf said you couldn’t? I get it, because we are taught from a young age that superpowers and shit don’t exist, but I’m here to Tell you…they do, if you believe they do! Now I know what your thinking “THATS BULL!” but let me tell you, there are many, many, many success stories of people manifesting so many illogical things! Superpowers, Being not human, hell! I heard someone manifested being able to stay alive without eating! If THEY can manifest all that shit, why can’t you?!
5. Why The Law Works
Because it’s the law…like dude, it has to work
Think about this…
Robbing banks is illegal, so we don’t want to do that! It’s against the law. If we do we will be wanted for the rest of our lives!
Same thing with the law! Not getting our desire is against the law! So we HAVE to get our desires! No matter what!
6. Motivation
Look…
Take what I just told you, let it sink in…
You can get anything you want with your mind! Sounds crazy right? But it’s real! So why aren’t you applying what you know into your life?! Don’t be afraid of your desires! You want them for a reason! Also! (For the people that do this)
👏🏿 STOP 👏🏿 OVER 👏🏿 CONSUMING 👏🏿 INFO 👏🏿 AND 👏🏿 JUST 👏🏿 START 👏🏿 APPLYING 👏🏿
Like dude! You already know everything! JUST MANIFEST IT ALREADY! ITS LITERALLY AS EASY AS 123!
7. How I Unknowingly Manifested Wind Powers
This was way fucking before I know about the law, or any laws…
So I believed in magic and powers and shit because I wanted to, it seemed fun! That was until my friend’s introduced me to superpowers!
So then I decided that I wanted wind powers (since I’m a Libra). So every single day I would go outside and practice. No matter what my mom said or anyone said, my one belief was.
I have wind powers, and if I keep practicing I’ll strengthen them!
So after a while I was able to do wind blasts (in a way) it was so cool! Of course it took a while because another belief I had was that it would take a while…see where I’m getting at?
My beliefs had an impact on my manifestation
But no matter what the limiting belief was
I still got my desire (my wind powers)
8. Ideas Of Things To Manifest (Won’t Update)
Glow up
Go to Hogwarts (in your cr, it’s possible)
Time travel
Fame
Being a siren/mermaid/merman
Being a vampire
Being a fairy/pixie
A new season for your favorite show
Manifest any illness away
Revise the death of a pet or human
Revise your grades
Manifest a certain video game
Manifest being a billionaire
Manifest your reality shift
Manifest your respawn
Revise your trauma (if you have any)
Manifest magic into your life
Manifest a fairy godmother or fair godfather
Manifest being a decedent of royalty
Manifest a magical wardrobe
Manifest a secret room in your house
Manifest a lucid dream
Manifest your dream skills
Manifest a palace/castle/mansion/house (works even if your underage)
Manifest stranger things
STAR IN STRANGER THINGS!
Manifest a superpower
Manifest going into the void
Manifest meeting a celebrity
Manifest your LIFA APP
Manifest infinite currency in your fav game!
9. Extras (quick info)
You can manifest as fast as overnight or even faster!
It doesn’t matter what it is! You can breathe in space if you want to!
Do what you need to do to manifest (script, methods, meditate, repetition of affs, subliminals, ignoring the 3D, etc) no matter what, your desire is there! It’s yours!
It doesn’t matter what anyone else says about manifestation, they aren’t manifesting your desire! You are!
Don’t depend on others, you know what to do already!
So with that out the way
👏🏿 START 👏🏿 APPLYING 👏🏿 RIGHT 👏🏿 NOW! 👏🏿
This was my mega ultimate guide on manifesting! I hope you learned something! Happy manifesting!
#3dolc x roe#law of assumption#manifestation#48hc#neville goddard#void state#10k affirmations#sammy ingram#Vladia Speaks#self concept
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The combination factoid of
1: Grace’s supposed lack of nudity conventions.
2: The fact that Vlad, Hedge and Guineas all wear some form of clothes for decency (that regularly gets ripped).
3: Damien grew up in a religious commune.
Leads to the conclusion that Damien must be forcing everyone to wear clothes.
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Vlad: (Has massive issues with being trained and raised to be a violent monster and being unable to see themself as human, so develops a weird stockholm parental bond with Damien as a coping mechanism)
Damien: (Is 17)
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Mysterious Person
Mysterious and spooky!
Vladia: No Tie
NO TIES! But not for safety reasons. Possibly for curvature reasons.
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Finished my re-read of @egscomics! Also the canon bits of EGS:NP, for how much that might matter. I also made notes about plot hooks for potential storylines. I've tried to group thoughts I had by how related I think they are. In no particular order...
The final arc will likely deal with Lord Tedd and the Master of Fire prophecy. Dan mentions, possibly jokingly, in one of his commentaries that he would likely be considering doing the Lord Tedd storyline around the time EGS is 30 years old (around 2032).
In an arc that will likely be called "Sister 4: The Final Chapter" - Abraham, Vladia, Adrian, and Agent Wolf are tracking Magus. Ellen has a plan to help Magus get back to his universe as soon as Kaoli finally shows up. The significance of the Dragon Scale from the Dewitchery Diamond may be involved in the storyline somehow.
Uryuoms have access to magic now, and there is a trio of Uryuoms from the Other Half who snuck into Our Half. Lord Tyrant Slayer's schemes and whatever the deal is with those three needs to be dealt with. Also, Uryuoms existing has yet to be revealed to the public.
Van and Noriko are going to enter the story at some point, probably ending up in Moperville. Given the emphasis on Edward and Lavender's wedding guest list being "heavily lopsided" in favor of Lavender, it's possible that Lavender moving into the Verres Household (June) and marrying Edward (July) may coincide with Noriko and Van coming to Moperville, because of drama and irony.
Tedd will get to see his new lab at some point in Summer (June~August). Soon after (August~September), everyone will be going to Moperville University, where the center of the flow of Magic will have relocated by then. Tedd needs to come out as genderfluid to his dad before leaving for college. Also, Mrs. Kitsune knowing about magic may have to be revealed before college as well, possibly during the wedding mentioned in point #4. Related to the Lab is Tedd's goal of wanting to reveal Magic to the public once it's safe.
Pandora made a vow to Sarah before she did her refresh that she would help Sarah awaken, and would discuss the method of awakening with Sarah first to get her full consent. Her refreshed self has not yet reappeared in the narrative and may reappear before Edward and Lavender's wedding so she can help fill out Edward's less-than-full half of the guest list. Also, refreshed Pandora may have been the one to save Diane at the end of "Brother".
One of the commentaries mentioned a potential late-game arc about why the Dunkel parents are so chill and competent. It's possible Dan wasn't fully serious about it, but it's in the cards.
Catalina, Rhoda, Liz, and Diane have yet to go on their double date that was mentioned back in "The Legend of Diane." Catalina and Rhoda's powers may be revealed on accident, and Diane will possibly let slip stuff SHE'S aware of, leading to Catalina and Rhoda finally being let in on the bigger picture and no longer isolated.
Sam & Sarah's relationship needs to develop a little more, and Sam needs to be introduced to the rest of the group so he's not kept in the dark.
Jay, Luke, Camdin, et al are all going to be at Moperville University when the main group goes there in autumn. It's possible that they'll be relevant to the story then.
Hanma hasn't really appeared in any notable canon capacity aside from a single panel, for what that's worth.
...I think that's everything from my notes, organized as best as I can.
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Name: Shock X
Fusion between: Alien X and Shocksquatch
Species: ½ Celestialsapien ½ Gimlinopithecus (Celestinopithecus)
Home planet: Forge of Creation/Pattersonea
Abilities:
Is omnipotent, able to change the time, space and reality of things with the slightest thought.
Can teleport anywhere he want.
Can create multiple fusions of light and black holes without doing anything physically.
Has super strength.
Is very resistant.
Can shoot electric energy and electrokinesis from his hands.
Weaknesses:
Can be destroyed by a Chronosapien time bomb and is vulnerable to attacks of time.
His powers of omnipotence can be absorbed.
Other celestialsapiens can hurt him.
Can't survive in Anur Vladias.
Any insulating material can cancel his electrical attacks.
Can't absorb electrical energy, just eject.
Can't come into contact with any metal that also electrocuted, otherwise he electrocuted himself.}}
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Alphaomegaverse Dracfield.
If Dracula and Renfield were an Alpha and Omega pairing. It would be the most adorible sexualized fluffy pairing ever, I think Robert would be an adorible "mommy making material"i mean can you imagine Renfield bottle feeding their first born. "Vladia Roberta Dracula" at the castle and Dracula taking care of their daughter for the two am feeding while his love rests on their bed. and of course who cant forget Dracula's brides they would totally be the aunts in the situation.( Dracula would still make mad passionante love to them) They would be the very best at taking care of their niece. Renfield would look stunning wearing a long white dressing gown with a long lace shawl that looked like a wedding vail when he walked from room to room. I think Vladia would totally look more like Dracula but with Robert's personality and of course her adverson to sunlight (dead giveaway.)
what would a cradle in the castle even look like or better yet what would a nursery in castle look like? dark and gothic or very elegant for a baby. Also would their even be enough blood for the vampires? It really makes you wonder....
You never know with Dracfield... XD, God i love these two! ( im a straight woman after all.)
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I followed your advice and submitted Vladia before the deadline with the infodump incomplete, so he it is in full:
Background Lore required to understand Valdia:
Uryuom are an alien species (imagine standard little grey alien but with antennae & a tail) that has single anatomical sex but uses minor shapeshifting magic to present their different gender identities, and each lays half an egg that can be fertilized by the DNA of 2+ donors from any species (recorded max number is 12 donors). When all of the DNA donors are Uryuom, and Uryuom is born from the egg. When none of the DNA donors are Uryuom, a Roaisol Seyunolu (Lesser Chimera) is born from the egg. When the DNA donors include both an Uryuom and a non-Uryuom, Tulougol Seyunolu (Greater Chimera) is born from the egg. Seyunolu can shapeshift between the forms of their different DNA donor species (except with furry antennae), and Tulougol Seyunolu can also shapeshift into the form of any transformation enchantment that has been used on them (because of their Uryuom DNA).
About Vladia:
Vladia is a Tulougol Seyunolu (Greater Chimera) who in addition to being part Human and Uryuom, has DNA from several bats, owls, hawks and even a leopard. Unlike the other Seyunolu of the created by Project Lycanthrope (a secret project that attempted to use Seyunolu as assassins), Vladia (then known as "Vlad") was permanently stuck in her (amab) hybrid form because her extremely high number of different DNA donors made shifting into full (amab) human form too complex/dangerously to pull-off without potentially killing her. As a result, Vladia was unable to interact with society due to her monstrous appearance, and felt constantly numb due to the pain of attempting to turn full human desensitizing her to all other forms of pain. Needless to say, none of this was good for her mental health, and she was previously manipulated into working for a charismatic super evil magical monster/cult leader.
However, after said monster/cult leader was defeated, Vladia was hit with Ellen Dunkel's magical beam of turn-you-into-a-hot-girl. Because Vladia is part Uryuom, she absorbed the magical enchantment, making it permanent unless she purposefully shapeshifted out of it. With the transformation being the first time in her life her body was fully human (not even having the furry antennae she would have had if she was capable of shifting into human by herself), and also seeming to have undone her body’s extreme desensitization, Vladia had no desire to try shapeshifting just to appear male again when there was no absolute guarantee that her previous problem with shapeshifting nearly killing her wouldn’t persist (despite the fact that theoretically the magic beam should have stabilized her shapeshifting powers).
Furthermore, in her own words: “So what?! I’m Human now, and I’m not risking death so I can be more similar to the way I was! I hate what I was! I’ve never been a man in my life as far as I’m concerned!”. Happy in her new form, she took on the name Vladia and mellowed from being borderline-murderously violent to just being grumpy and a bit antisocial, having formed a found family with the other survivors of Project Lycanthrope. She is currently a trainee with the paranormal division of the government agency that helped defeat/rescued her from her old evil boss.
Thank you for the propaganda! Vladia was one of several characters from El Goonish Shive who only got one or two nominations, so unfortunately she won't be in the tournament.
Enjoy a Vladia from the EGS sketchbook:
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[Chimera siblings game night]
Hedge: I think the loser should have some kind of penalty.
Vladia: Hasn’t life already penalized you enough?
[Grace sprays her with a water bottle]
Grace: That’s for being mean.
Vladia: Worth it.
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Do you have any sort of lore for Anur Vladias’ society prior to the extinction? Like were they all sort of unified or was every Vladat kinda split into different sects or clans like some Vampire: the Masquerade style alien political strife?
Aside from their predatory nature and heinous experimentation/treatment of others, the Vladat society treated each other formally. They viewed themselves higher than the surrounding species, so they weren’t afraid of acting more “civilized” and mightier than their prey/subjects. In their cavernous, cathedral-like catacombs on their planet were mansion-like spaces, filled with the stolen Khufos gold and littered with Loboan pelts, as well as unlucky Transylian servants. Fortunately all was returned once the Vladats were finally dethroned as the Anur system’s overlords.
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One of my favorite commissioned pieces to date: Brady Bunch style grid of Courage the Cowardly Dog + some of the classic villains of the show!! Acrylics on canvas 🎨
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Mortão! Mas Feliz! (26-07-2022)
By; Fernando
Oi sou o Fernando, tenho 36 anos, sou casado com a 10 anos com a Vladia e somos de Ribeirão Preto – SP.
Somos leitores assíduo do Te Contos já a 3 anos e este fato aconteceu ontem 26-07-2022.
Eu estava na empresa onde trabalho e estava com o tempo ocioso e resolvi entrar em alguns site pornô e acabei entrando aqui no te Contos e comecei a ler alguns contos, comecei a ficar com um enorme tesão, ao ponto de começar a me masturbar, quando me dei conta pensei comigo ;
“o que leva um executivo de empresa e casado a fazer isso, pois eu já não sou garotinho na idade de ficar se masturbando” (tenho 36 anos, sou branco cabelos castanhos claros, bem curtos, 1,70 altura, 87 kg)
Mas levantei e fui trancar a porta da minha sala e continuei a minha punheta afinal de contas estava com muito tesão.
Fiquei lendo vários contos e imaginando estar participando de alguns e acabei batendo uma de manha e a tarde não resisti e acabei me masturbando novamente, estava acabado duas punhetas em um só dia. fui para casa.
Quando chego em casa jantamos e subi para tomar um delicioso banho e relembrar a loucura que havia feito no escritório, quando sai do banho só pensava em deitar-me e descansar, mas pra minha surpresa quando saio do banheiro minha esposa estava deitada com uma lingerie maravilhosa preta, com uma minúscula calcinha fio dental que ficava toda enfiada no rabo dela e a frente mal tampava a sua bucetinha totalmente depilada (que adoro), e tinha acabado de colocar um filme pornô, ai ela virou e falou pra mim ;
- Gostou da lingerie que comprei pra hoje?
Falei para ela que estava cansado devido a algumas reuniões, vi que deixei-a frustrada, mas ela não se fez de rogada, não tirou o filme não, ficou assistindo e eu comecei a fingir que estava dormindo pra ver o que ela ia fazer. conforme o filme foi rolando ela foi se excitado e eu fingindo dormir, e ela começou a se tocar com um imenso tesão, e ao mesmo tempo em que ela assistia o filme ela se tocava e com a outra mão pegou meu pau e começou a punheta-lo (ela fala que isso a excita), continuei fingindo e apreciando aquela cena maravilhosa, minha esposa se masturbando e ao mesmo tempo punhetando meu pau, não demorou muito para eu perceber que ela havia gozado, pois o ritmo de sua masturbação havia diminuído, quase parando, minha esposa foi para o banheiro, quando pensei que havia acabado comecei a cochilar e acordei com uns gemidos e vi uma cena que jamais pensaria ver de minha esposa, ela estava com o vibrador em forma de pênis enterrado a buceta dela e com a outra mão enfiava dois dedos em seu rabo, e chupando meu pau com uma gula que jamais vi, quando ela me viu acordar me deu um enorme e prolongado beijo e perguntou se eu iria deixá-la gozar novamente sozinha, peguei o vibrador e liguei a rotação máxima e comecei a socar na xoxotinha dela, primeiro devagar bem lento, na medida em que aumentava a respiração dela, eu aumentava o ritmo, chegando ao ponto de dar algumas estocadas rápidas depois algumas lentas, fui me posicionando atrás dela e ficamos em pé em cima da cama, pedi pra ela não parar de se masturbar pois queria brincar em seu cuzinho, ela apenas arrebitou aquela deliciosa bunda e gemia feito uma louca.
Comecei a forçar sei cuzinho até que consegui penetra-la, ficamos naquele vai e vem maravilhoso, eu com meu pau enfiado no cuzinho dela e ela enfiando um vibrador na bucetinha e se delirando, não demorou muito e ela pediu pra eu meter mais forte, pois ela iria gozar, comecei a bombar com estocadas firmes e fortes, não demorou muito ela gozou feito uma louca, gritando e pedindo mais, não resisti também e gozei.
Ela se saciou e eu estava mortão.
Hoje li outros contos, mas evitei de bater punheta, pois com certeza ela vai querer transar hoje novamente.
Enviado ao Te Contos por Fernando
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