Crusader piano phone by Columbia (1985)
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Vintage Kermit the Frog Phone
Made in 1983 by Henson Associates, INC.
Twas the era of fun and funky novelty phones. They genuinely do not make them like they used to. Its a damn shame. I love a good Kermie, more than I love a good novelty item! This is no exception. Its a bit dirty but I'm sure a true merchandise connoisseur would take care of that right away.
I heard a rumor that if you dial '*69' that Miss Piggy herself will answer...
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(via Novelty Skull Telephone 1980s Vintage Novelty Phone - Etsy Australia)
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What would the ideal Christmas present be for the ROs? 👁
N: some peace and quiet lol jk, a phone call with their sister :/ N isn’t really big on receiving gifts, I’d say they’d really like some noise cancelling headphones
F: a game system which is, admittedly, expensive so they’ll be content with a game or even merch from their favorite game: Dungeon Cross (yes I made it up for the story and yes, it’s not a very original name lol)
K: a vintage copy of one of their favorite books or some niche knickknack like a gilded pen used by some famous author or something lol
Perry: he’d love something handmade and sentimental, like a knitted hat or a scrapbook of some sort. But he’d also be happy with a novelty mug from a store. It’s truly the thought that counts for him.
Alex: Alex is very practical. When asked what they want for a Christmas, they say something like “socks” or “coat hangers.” Granted, Alex has never actually celebrated Christmas before coming to the house, and even now they still don’t know the way to do things lol…
Dani: a new, leather bound journal and some stationary is the best gift anyone could ever give Dani. They always wanted their initials engraved in one.
E: E works on Christmas so bringing food to their office to eat while they work is the best gift they can get, but something physical would be one of those foot massager things or a coupon to a Spa lol (which they’d never have time to use but yk!)
Bonus: Andrei: literally anything. Especially expensive. That man is shallow.
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DSAF characters as Phones
including like i think all the human characters except the health inspector, but excluding all the phoneheads
I kept most of them non-era specific!
Jack - Nokia 3310
Look. Nokia 3310 is indestructible, and so is Jack with the way he comes back. Y'get it.
Dave - SPECIFICALLY a phone receiver
this is specifically bc of navy-leader's phone art. actually i think he made jack a nokia too??? im not sure but like making dave a fucking phone receiver and the cable his neck. my god. you don't want to know how much it brainrotted me
Henry - Antique wall telephone
partially picked bc of splatoon but also i think it really fits Henry. Also like i guess he deserves a cool-lookin phone (he doesn't but it still fits)
Dee - Princess telephone
Admittingly, I didn't have any other phones I can think of that could fit her vibes except garfield phone. cat lady moments. Other than that, the princess telephone was another retro telephone brand that i dont really see a lot. can't find a nice striped one though
Matt - Flip Phone (no specific model)
No specific reasoning to this tbh i jsut like matt and thought i'd give him flip phone. But also wouldn't you want to close his face on him? stop that man from talking? Now you can!
Jimbo - Brick Cell Phone
I'm not caught up on ANY jimbo lore tbh but i think brick cell phones fit his vibe. originally i was gonna give him the ghostbuster cell phone bc like yknow. shadow jimbo (still don't know shit about him)
Ronaldo - Vintage Pizza Inn Landline Telephone Novelty Pizza Man Phone
also not entirely caught on his lore but like he's a funny pizza dude who may or may not cook with human flesh! he derves a funny pizza dude phone!
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Chinese Dragon Phone, circa 1980s
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