how does ms langley keep gettign roped into these things

Average reaction on Twitter.

thinking abt sasha. hes so cute i hope i die. we need to kiss passionately

the fact long ass bandanna tails is a technically canon design trait of Hank's thanks to the live action trailers.

What if I died.

we are totally normal mods in the disc :3 totally

So normal

RAAAAAHHHHH

aight i think i should blacklist stranger things now bc clearly y’all are insane. and not in the good way

sorry that your ship where one character is clearly not gay didn’t happen?? guess that’s enough to burn everything down

anyway im just glad this show never did anything for me lol. i watched s1 and s2 bc peer pressure i guess? and i didn’t necessarily have a bad time but i remember finishing s2, feeling like it was a rather unremarkable show in hindsight, and going “i think that might’ve been a waste of my time”. and now y’all are screaming about being queerbaited when one half of your ship has (afaik, based off of s1-2) never reciprocated romantic feelings for the other.

it’s like my dash is just “how DARE they” and “this is queerbaiting” and the worst take i’ve seen: “idc if this is what it was like to be queer in the 80s, this is a show where they fight monsters and also yes this show is set in the 80s BUT they can’t show queer suffering in 2022.” <--- do you fucking know how you sound lmao. like. clearly you don’t but c’mon.

like as much as I’d like for everyone to get a happy ending that’s not the story that needs to be told every time. it’s not realistic. (cue people saying “IT SHOULDN’T BE REALISTIC BC IT’S A FICTIONAL SHOW”)

actually it’s pretty funny that like. people were IN LOVE with the writing of this season up until this point. your ship didn’t happen and suddenly this show has awful awful writing or w/e. okay then. im starting to wonder if y’all even like the show at all, or if y’all only care about your gay ship?

make a cohost account, make a blue skies account, make a pillow fort account, make a artfol account, share your discord, make a back-up account, make another account, make another account, make another account-

the 'all marriage is gay as far as im concerned' except its me watching a man and woman character in a show i like and accidentally saying 'theyre so gay' because i literally forget thats not the word for romance because to me all romance is gay

Dungeon Meshi, or as I like to call it, Marcille's-increasingly-difficult-to-ignore-revelations-that-her-endless-devotion-to-Falin-may-in-fact-be-more-rooted-in-lesbianism-than-she-originally-thought

lore accurate double black battle scene

people trying to insist a fandom is tiny when it /only/ has a few thousand works on ao3 meanwhile my current fandom is a sixteen book series and has several hundred fewer works than goncharov, a movie that, and i cannot stress this enough, doesn’t even exist

archivist be upon ye

for anyone too young to know this: watching The Truman Show is a vastly different experience now, compared to how it was before youtube and social media influencers became normal

before it was like, "what a horrifying thing to do to a human being! to take away their autonomy and privacy, all for the sake of profits! to create fake scenarios for them to react to, just to retain viewership! to ruin their happiness just so some corporate entity could harvest money from their very humanity! how could anyone do something so evil?"

and now it's like, "ah, yeah. this is still deeply fucked up, but it's pretty much what every influencer has been doing to their kids for a decade now. probably bad that we've normalized this experience"

quick question: when will she ravish me.

also... the music. the little wet noises... so good...

Sex positivity is also about not calling Ace people prude and using virgin as an insult 👍 hope that helps