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soup is soup-er good
#puns#pun#jokes#joke#bad jokes#badjokes#badjoke#dadjoke#soup#vegetable soup#chicken soup#noodle soup#tomato soup#butternut soup
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realising as i go through the design parameters for his face that i have thought so hard about aidan that this aidan simply bears no connection to previous aidans at all
#this aidan is not the Fancy Boy i made previously#this aidan is Your School Friend’s Older Brother Who Is Reasonably Good Looking Enough For You To Generate A Crush#Even If He’s Not Really All That And He Makes Bad Puns And Tells You To Eat Your Vegetables
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on Danny rescue mission
Sam: Vlad. You’re being very un-raisinable right now!
Vlad: How dare you make me heard that with my own two ear.
#Friend from the other side AU ??#Sam like to make really bad Fruit and vegetable pun#that all good bye
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ALSO OMG I didn’t know you, Thea, and Dapple were all partners :0 mazel tov! The three of you are such great matches 🫶
thank you!! gay people are so real man its amazing
#youre so nice bela!!! aaa!!!#my partners are so amazing btw. talented skilled and cute to boot#unfortunately theyre pun obsessed. its hell#they send some stupid fucking vegetable pun when theyre using a broccoli filter#enrages me (i hate that i smile abt it)
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in all ways but physical im splitting an order of vindaloo with an 8 foot tall skeleton
#i love a surface level pun#see i even said vindaloo to respect the utter britishness of this sentence instead of Curry That Is Actually Good#no offence to vindaloo but its the general tso's of south asian immigrant food.#discworld#mort#well no. butter chicken is the general tso's so i guess vindaloo is more like dollar slice pizza#terry pratchett#you know what ive been too rough on vindaloo its a goan dish of course it has other influences. and ive never had it with meat im sure im l#like not getting the whole picture with just vegetable vindaloo ok train of thought over
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Getting reeeeeeal sick of my parents' obsession with "healthy food". Like. I'm sorry, you're gonna tell me that ICEBERG LETTUCE isn't healthy enough??? It's not good for you???
Are you really surprised that u raised an anorexic with dozens of food-related OCD triggers. Are you really.
#For fucking YEARS you'll say this and refuse to buy it and only after I literally yell at you because#I'm so sick of everything I can physically manage to eat being called unhealthy and killing me#so you google the fucking nutrition information to find out it's basically the same as ur fucking#Godsend Spinach will you consider that Maybe they're both actually just a fucking vegetable?#why is it never fucking enough for these people.#they KNOW how little I'm physically capable of eating. they KNOW that I have so many OCD and sensory issues with food.#they KNOW I'm dangerously deficient in multiple vitamins and minerals and shit. they KNOW im significantly underweight.#yet they're still gonna comment on the sugar content and macros of everything I fucking blink at.#I'm fucking losing it dude what is their problem.#worst part is that this is just the fuckin tip of the iceberg with their food shit. pun not intended#I'm so goddamn over them dude it's not even funny#armchair speaks#food mention#weight mention#ed tw#eating disorder cw#tw implied abuse
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What was the significance of the tomatoes? Falling upon Gabriel's naked arrival?
Are the fruits going to fall?
Is this foreshadowing?
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Are the good old fashioned lover boy and the love of his life going to get their shit together?
Is Aziraphale going to realize he's fallen in love for the first time and this time he knows it's for re-ee-ee-eeeaal?
These are the questions I need answered.
(This was supposed to be a short and silly post, but my thoughts blew up in the tags, so read them if you want a silly fan theory)
#caught in a landslide#no escape from reality#this is a post that turns into a best of queen album#if you didn't get that already#iykyk#seriosly though#fruit puns aside#it could be symbolism for aziracrow falling for Eachother in more ways than one#or i dunno tomatoes kinda look like apples i guess?#maybe that has something to do with it#it could be symbolism for god convincing demons and angels they have a great plan when really its an inefable plan#a difference that's about as subtle and easy to define as the ones between a vegetable and a fruit#god is pretending to be a vegetable#is what i'm saying#and we should throw the tomatoes at metatron#aziraphale x crowley#good omens#good omens 2#ineffable husbands#fan theory#i have questions#aziracrow#song#queen band#lyric quotes
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"even Ginseng's casual wear has to be drippy af" oh so he's handsome AND got style? ://3c
His entire wardrobe when he landed on Earth was a mix of silk three-piece suits and the latest fashion trends, all handmade by his sisters 👀
#also not to be a stickler but it's Gensing since Saiyans all have vegetable puns as their names#its derived from Ginseng but the joke is that the vowels are flipped :3c#gensing son sojun
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Your salary will be really happy with this move.
#indianpeopleproblems
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Pumpkin soup during Autumn is soup-erior
#puns#pun#jokes#joke#bad jokes#badjokes#badjoke#dadjoke#soup#vegetable soup#chicken soup#noodle soup#pumpkin soup#pumpkin#autumn#fall#fall vibes#butternut squash soup
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“Sick Beet”
-Procreate
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sad that i live surrounded by sheep and i gotta buy sheep wool products from the garden center to stop my veg getting eaten by snails and slugs.
dear random farmers, can i please buy some sheep wool? I’m not rich but i know how horrifyingly ripped off you are and I can definitely pay you more for some wool than who you’re selling it to now will ever give you.
idk feel like showing up on some random farmer’s doorstep and asking to buy fleece is probably weird
#chronicles of a vegetable garden#not to pun but they're getting fleeced for their fleeces#and i am poor but even i could fork out more than what companies pay them for their wool#in other news for those who do not know#wet sheep smell rank#but the wool Is a good non toxic and bio degradable way to protect plants
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...thinking about sans undertale shoving animal crossing turnips in every pocket, all over his lab and im his eye sockets in case of rogue time paradox...
#glitch.bat#so obviously thats a mental image i have to share#....blu has absolutely done this and used root vegetable puns to dodge anyone asking why...
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Hope you've not had enough of my puns as I still have lots in me. ---- #31daysofpuns #drawtober #drawtober2022 #pumpkin #pumpkinpatch #pumpkinpicking #king #charlotsart #pumpkinseason #pumpkincarving #halloween #vegetables #veggies #squash #illustration #punnyillustration #pun #punny #watercolourandpen #watercolourillustration #watercolour #childishillustrations https://www.instagram.com/p/CkOeVXnKNMN/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=
#31daysofpuns#drawtober#drawtober2022#pumpkin#pumpkinpatch#pumpkinpicking#king#charlotsart#pumpkinseason#pumpkincarving#halloween#vegetables#veggies#squash#illustration#punnyillustration#pun#punny#watercolourandpen#watercolourillustration#watercolour#childishillustrations
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I sure do miss Dragonball And Vegeta... Now who wants Mirai/Future Trunks?
#my art#brim draws#dbz#dragonball#prince vegeta#vegeta#probably draw adult trunks#eat your veggie#vegetable pun lol
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beet wellington...
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