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poptropica on tumblr dashboard simulator
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literally though black widow is such a girlboss. so what if she stole some paintings, they belonged to the rich it’s called giving back to the poor babes
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Y’ALL CAN’T BE SAYING THIS LIKE SHE DIDN’T THROW BOMBS AT A CHILD 😭😭😭
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it was a moment of weakness.
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🛤️ farmer405 Follow
WHERE TF ARE MY CARROTS? WHERE DID THEY GO??
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📜 is-zeus-still-alive Follow
NO!!!!! He got his ass beat by a toddler in a hotdog costume!!!!!
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🥕 drhare Follow
they don’t know i’m taking their carrots
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🔘 berrymuchso-deactivated20…
this blueberry smoothie tastes kinda funny? oh well it’s probably nothing!! ^_^
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Poison.
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🏖️ sh4rkt00thz Follow
R.I.P. Captain Crawfish you would’ve done numbers on here.
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Who said I was dead?!
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HELLO?????
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🎆 frieddough4ever Follow
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🧭 player-character Follow
ever since i was a child i always wanted to kill god
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Anyways I'm thinking about Cedric the sorcerer again
Reminder to DNI if you are a C/dfia shipper!! I will block you<3
#i am beating c/dfia shippers with a shoe#anti cedfia#vals ramblings#comet rambles#that is a child and a 30 y/o man#kindly fuck off please#i hate going through the Cedric tag and seeing that my childhood show has been tainted by proshippers#ive had to block so many proshitters just now#im especially talking in a romantic or s3xual setting/relationship!!get that shit out!!YUCK
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Gray and Graysons
One of the Bats has a secret. Something they never told to the others.
They were so very young but they have memories of a sibling, so small and tiny. They remember the burst of warmth they had in their heart when they held the tiny baby for just a moment.
But they weren’t allowed to keep them, their family couldn’t raise them. Money was tight, just enough for three but not for four, despite their shows always bringing in a crowd it was getting harder and harder for the world to be wowed by them in the new age and their sibling was too small and tiny and needed to be cared in a single place than for them to be on the road. Their lifestyle was not good for his tiny sibling apparently.
They had to watch as their parents gave his sibling away to people in suits, them promising to give his baby brother to a loving family when they find a ‘home’ for him. He watched his parents try to be strong only for his mother to break down once the car left down the road, his father holding her and apologizing, the rest of the circus troupe all silently coming over to give the heartbroken family condolences.
Richard ‘Dick’ Grayson had tears running down his face when he last saw his baby brother.
A brother he got to name before he had to be given away.
Daniel ‘Danny’ Grayson.
-x-x-
Dick never told the others. If anyone dug deep into his past they might find his brother’s birth records maybe, if someone got around to digitizing the paperwork for him but given the fact he was placed in the US childcare systems just a few days after his birth and the fact that Dick was still pretty young they most likely believed he didn’t remember his baby brother now. Not after so many years.
But they were wrong, Dick remembers. And he kept the secret close to his heart and memories.
And the only physical evidence he had was a single picture of him holding his brother, a smile on his tiny face towards their father who had taken the photo of them together. When he had lost his parents, lost most of the things that connected him to them, to his past in the circus that had been his whole life, had been taken from him in Gotham’s ruthless childcare system, he held on tight to the picture in secret. Hid it away from anyone trying to rip it from him, hid it from Bruce when the man took him in days later, hid it from Alfred despite how gentle the butler was towards him. He couldn’t, wouldn’t risk losing his photo at the time, he hadn’t trusted anyone and by the time he did he didn’t have the heart to reveal it.
So yes, the existence of his baby brother Danny was his most guarded and best kept secret.
So that’s why Dick, as Nightwing, nearly died from a heart attack when leaving a Justice League meeting he spotted a familiar face among one of the new engineers working in the Watchtower.
It was like seeing a young version of himself. Only, Dick could see that the young man was more than a copy of him, so much more than a clone. He held many traces of John Grayson but also had a bit more of Mary Grayson than Dick did. Small details that Dick foggely remembers taking note when he had held his baby brother.
“Hey, hurry up with that report Gray!” Shouted the head engineer from down the hall, his hand beckoning the young adult to come over.
“Coming! And boss, I told you Danny is fine!” Danny shouted back before hurriedly leaving a stunned Nightwing.
#danny phantom#danny fenton#crossover#dp x dc#blue rambles#danny phantom dc#writing ideas#random idea#dpxdc#Danny and Dick are siblings#Danny is a space engineer#he worked hard and now gets to be in space#dick grayson#Dick’s parents couldn’t care for Danny because of money and the fact he was tiny#they wanted him but couldn’t keep him#his paperwork got a tiny bit lost and damaged before it got digital#so there isn’t much for either brothers to find each other#Dick did look but found next to nothing about where his brother went#Danny still had the original papers but the papers got damaged bad and his last name is a little lost#he knows it’s Gray something#small what if in this AU but what if he married Val and took her last name#and later finds his old papers and is teased he was always meant to be a Gray some way#BUT he doesn’t have to married in this#just a tiny what if#BUT he has changed his last name to Gray after a bad fall out with he Fenton’s#it wasn’t even because of him being a half ghost or even because of Vlad#nope it was because he didn’t want to be ghost hunter
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starting a rumor that there’s a phannie working for dragon city marketing department who’s making their bosses pay dan and phil lots of money to do all this shit
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Nothing is funnier to me than one-sided radiostatic + preestablished staticmoth.
Vox could be having evil sex with his villain wife anytime he wants but he chooses to waste his energy simping over a furry with a bad haircut
#hazbin hotel#radiostatic#staticradio#voxval#staticmoth#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin hotel valentino#alastor#vox#valentino#val truly doesn't care#on one hand it means he's not jealous at all and it's kind of funny seeing vox getting so out of sorts#on the other: he really doesn't care about alastor so he has a limit on how much alastor talk he can tolerate lol#.ramblings#vox's hateboner
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I love the mc gaming updates the admins have been giving they are all gaming away
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too tired to write but i’m thinking about the vees and they’re collective boo thing! Can’t get silly little self care nights out of my head, because your too tired to fuck them but they still what your attention. So Velvette is painting your nails and Val is doing your skincare routine while Vox rests his head in your lap 😕😕
#ughhhhhh yeah val would try to get in your pants but shut up we’re fluffy rn#bimbo rambling#the vees x reader#i think i got this idea from rose a while ago idk i can’t remember i’m just here to spread the gospel#so good job rose 🙌😝#inbox open
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straight friend groups be like: *blonde girl* *chad* *the funny one* *kyle* *brunette girl* *frat boy*
gay friend groups be like: *audhd librarian* *ex military and accidental mom of three full grown adults* *thief who only cares about five people* *bi cowboy who has daddy issues and loves art* *sapphic genius* *immortal knight of the round table who loves tea*
#val rambles#the librarians#the librarians show#cassandra cillian#flynn carsen#eve baird#ezekiel jones#jacob stone#jenkins the librarians
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can't believe a show based on a videogame (usually games adaptations are notoriously bad, which isn't the case here tho) gave me the beauty and the beast/twisted mirrors/enemies to traveling companions/ruthless antihero+optmistic but still badass heroine who takes none of his shit/age gap but make it sexy dynamic of my dreams. as much as i love maximus and i think he deserves the best writing ever because 1. he's a clever deconstruction of the aspiring Knight bro who's actually a bit of a loser and, as much as lucy, sees the world in black&white at first and then doesn't get what he thought he wanted but what he needs (or at least i hope he'll eventually get it), and 2. he's a cutie and i want an epic love story for him too, it's very funny how they tried to give us a puppy kind of romance and the tumblr girlies still fixated on the "toxic ~she bites his finger off and he cuts hers off and sews it on his hand in what we'll pretend it's a symbolic marriage rings exchange or whatever~ asshole who used to be a nice guy/good girl™ with a lot of spunk and hidden anger but unshakeable morals" kind of relationship.
#mind you idt the writers will ever have the guts to go for this pair or anything and i'm perfectly okay with the maximus/lucy romance#but still. they tried to give us the wholesome love story between two cuties with a killer side#and the fandom went ~mmmh we kinda want for that girl and the noseless radioactive ghoul to fuck nasty actually#shhdhdhf i'm sorry but this was so predictable to me. conosco i miei polli#also. i don't fully understand those who see it as a father/daughter thing? just because it worked on tlos#doesn't mean we need the same kind of dynamic here#1. despite him being an actual father (or at least. he was 200+ years ago) i've never seen a less paternal character than the ghoul lmao#2. lucy is an adult woman. young but in her mid twenties i guess? cooper had (and maybe still has) a daughter but the kid was like. 6 or 7?#lucy doesn't need a daddy she's a grown up. stop infantilizing women all the freaking time#let them be fully equals!! let them be bickering road trip companions/a killer squad/tentative allies who eventually form a real bond#i SWEAR if the writers go full parent/child bs with them in s2 because they're more popular#(at least on ao3. i don't expect the same level of insanity from the general audience)#than the canon ship i'll riot. idt they will but still#..... maybe they should go for a hot max/lucy/coop polycule instead. that would be interesting lmao#vaultghoul#fallout#val rambles in the tags#val speaks#txt
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i LOVE seeing people ship with the same canon character or oc as myself. like good god it's so interesting to see what dynamic you create with them. like please feed me your headcanons, your fanart, your vp, and everything else in between with them!!!
#val rambles#i just love it#i really do#and i'll never ever understand why people get so pressed about this lksdjlkasd
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hi mickey! i kinda can’t stop thinking about your snow leopard!gojo and i have a question… do you know how when female cats go into heat they get so clingy and like… slutty? with their ass up and meowing really loud non stop just very needy… what about subby gojo? or do you think he leans more on the dominant side?
HIIII VAL!!!!!! LITERALLY RUSHED TO ANSWER THIS BC 🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴🥴 i think he definitely leans towards being a sub!!! he wants you to take care of him, he want you to baby him. he's like a fucking pillow princess lmao. i don't really see him going too feral in a dominant way. feral in a slutty way is a big yes though. he's sooooo fucking needy holy fucking shit.
ok but the heats.... i think for men it's called a rut..... i think.... BUT I'M ALSO NEW IN THE HYBRID WORLD LMAO SO I'M NOT SURE. anyway.... he's losing his mind whenever he goes into a rut. he's humping your bed, your pillows, he's stealing your underwear, he's sniffing them, he's licking them - he turns into a real perv. he just can't help it. you smell so fucking good. oh, and he most certainly likes to nose at your crotch..... like he's sitting at your feet and just burying his face into you. oke and he might... hump your leg, too. he's just sooo sensitivee:(((( and he needs your help:(((((( to take care of his problem:(((( he's gonna make you do it. he's a little manipulator:(((
he gives you his best little puss in boots eyes as he guides your hand to his rock hard cock and it's so hard to say no to him bc his nose is so pink and his lips are so pouty and his fuzzy ears are tilted downward and his tail is thumping against the floor and yeah he knows you're going to make him feel good because you love him right?
iiiiii think he's also very likely to just grind on you overall. whenever he sits on your lap, he's mewling and whining into your neck while his tail wraps around your leg, tickling your skin. mmmmmmmmmmm i'm going insane actually.
i think he also makes messes just so you'd have to punish him. he literally can't be without your attention, no matter what kind it is.
okay fuck wait but back to the ruts sorry i blacked out for a sec there. the whole point is breeding you. like he needs to cum inside you. he needs to. he likes to trap you below him and he likes to fuck you in the prone bone position🥴🥴🥴he loves it sm bc he can nip at your skin - at your cheeks, at your ears, at your neck. and he can keep you there. when he gets into it... he doesn't stop. and he obviously can go for so many fucking rounds. so he loves it when you're crying from overstim below him, bucking your hips into him subconciously.
but don't think he's playing like a dom daddy!!! oh no! he's still in your ears begging and whining. the word 'please' is spilling from his lips like a waterfall. it just feels so fucking good, you feel so good. he's also slurring out the good old "i'll be good, i'll be so good for you." and "one more. please, just one more." and "can i cum? please, can i cum?". he's so perfect i want to cry aaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
aaaaand after all that he just likes to lay on top of you bc ofc he does. his tail trails over your sweaty limbs in a comforting manner as he listens to your pounding heart<3333333
#hello ramble-post#started thinking abt a needy gojo and i died#i'm so glad you're here though val<333333333333333333#he's driving us all mad and now you can join the party!!!!!!#ily#snow leopard!gojo#thinking thoughts#val <3#friends!!#tw hybrids
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PLACE YOUR BETS NOW FOLKS! WHEN WILL POPTROPICA DIE?
#b/lase/ball died this year I CANT HANDLE ANOTHER ONE OF MY INTERESTS DYING!!! BRO!!!!#poptropica#vals ramblings
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JUST NOTICED I SOMEHOW GOT TOOTHPASTE ON MY SPAMTON PLUSHIE??? WHAT THE FUCK????
#spamton#splushie#i must have had it on my shirt and hugged him to hard it transfered#vals ramblings
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I know Velvet keeps getting dubbed as like the adopted daughter of two gay idiots(and thats fine ig for people who love that angle) but how bout this-
Velvette and Vox in a QPR marriage, or normal marriage idk whatever but she's his boss ass wife, and VAL is the adopted sugar baby-
I know Velvette got there last, but we all saw how Vox talks to that moth, it screams 'this is an actual toddler, taking sugar baby way too literally". Velvette is staring judgily at Vox(especially after she finds out abt Alastor too) and going "Im gonna marry you, but I'm so judging your taste in men every step of the way."
#they get married bc they're both awesome business partners#“you may now kiss the bride' Velvette just pulls Val in front of her to have him kiss Vox#the two fuckers make out amd fuck right there with Velvette taking selfies the whole tome#its 2am im sleepy sorry#bloopnik rambles#hazbin hotel velvette#hazbin velvette#hazbin hotel vox#hazbin vox#voxval#vox#hazbin hotel valentino#valentino#the vees#hazbin hotel vees#hazbin vees#hazbin hotel#polyamory#poly#the vees are in a weird as fuck poly in my heart and im satisfied with that-#hazbin hotel 2024
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“I survived dnp hiatus!” cool now try surviving dnp consistently uploading
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Stolas bestie why are you rooting for them lmao.
#if they did get married Vox *would* call it a “buisness trip” lmao#.ramblings#vox#valentino#staticmoth#voxval#hazbin hotel#stolas#helluva boss#someone in the notes got confused about it so I'll clarify: Stolas and Val used to hate each other during the instagram days#they constantly beefed and amongst other things mocked each other's love lives like all the time#that's why it's weird seeing stolas being supportive here
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