Another incorrect quote based on a fic by @stardust948 because they keep giving me ideas
[ Ursa and Ozai on Ember Island after the war. ]
Ursa: Hey, Ozai. I was thinking about a baby-
Ozai: No! No more children!
Ursa: Baby sized ice cream for after dinner.
Ozai: Oh. You-You gotta string your words together faster.
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Azula: *Sees Ursa and Katara bonding*
Azula, butting in: Hey Mom! Remember that time I saved you from that cargo ship captain?!
Ursa: Yes, I remember.
Azula: I saved your life!
Ursa: Yes you did. Thank you dear.
Katara: Wow that's amazing!
Azula, examining her nails: Yes it is.
Katara: Would you like to join us?
Azula: No! *leaves*
Azula to Zuko: The peasants stealing our parents!
Zuko: What? No they're n-
Azula: *Turns Zuko's head towards Ozai and Sokka excitedly reviewing the color coordinated schedule*
Zuko: They're stealing our parents!!!
Azula: HEY! QUIT STEALING OUR PARENTS!
Zuko: YEAH GET YOUR OWN!
Sokka: Our parents are dead!
Azula: Get Toph's!
Toph: My parents suck.
Azula: Get Aang's.
Aang: Yeah mine are dead too...
Zuko: WHY IS EVERYONE DEAD?!
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Zuko, opening Sokka’s tent: Hey Sok-
Zuko, sees Sokka and Suki making out: ACK! *closes tent*
Zuko, opening Ursa’s tent: Mom have you-
Zuko, sees Ursa and Ozai also making out: MY EYESSS!!! *runs away*
Zuko with his hand over his eyes: Azula... *peaks and sees her sitting alone* Oh thank Agni.
Azula: Uh what exactly were you expecting?
Zuko: You don't wanna know.
Azula, annoyed: What do you want?
Zuko, sighing: I don't even remember. *leaves*
Azula:
Aang, peaking from under Azula’s covers: Did he see me?
Azula: Nope >:)
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Ozai, mumbling: Where is that idiot?
Katara: Zuko's upstairs.
Aang: I think Sokka went shopping.
Toph: Aang is right here.
Aang: Hey-
Ozai: I meant the spider-fly that I was chasing but thanks for the information, I guess.
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Ozai, for months: *Debates whether or not he should leave Zuko*
Zuko: Maybe we should split up-
Ozai: ABSOLUTELY NOT!!! How dare you suggest such a thing! *proceeds to go on a 20 minute rant about the importance of staying together*
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[After the Gaang destroy another cabbage cart]
Cabbage Merchant: You again! You and your brats took everything from me!
Ozai: I don't even know who you are.
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Lu Ten, out of curiosity: How did all six of you even convince Uncle to team up with you?
Aang: I accidentally blackmailed him after escaping jail.
Sokka and Katara: We showed up at his house in the middle of the night drugged.
Toph: I stalked him so his long-lost wife would quit nagging me.
Zuko and Azula: We're his only biological children and there's no refund button.
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Ozai: *says something sarcastic*
Sokka: *responds in sarcasm*
Ozai and Sokka: 👀
Katara: Oh no.
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Ursa: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone.
Toph, after Azula read it out loud: Mine just says "Toph no."
Ursa: I want you to apply it to every possible situation.
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Sokka and Azula: [develops a plan]
Ursa: ...That sounds like a war crime.
Toph: It’s never a war crime the first time.
Ozai: We'll change the laws later. Continue.
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Ursa: You are our emotional support children.
Zuko: Running across rooftops at top speed and breaking and entering is the first and only option.
Sokka: My favorite weapon is a curved piece of steel that can knock my head off if I don't catch it in time.
Azula: Who needs therapy when you have blue fire, lightning bending, and a bone to pick with the Firelord?
Katara: Nothing you can do will stop me from starting riots and committing ecoterrorism.
Toph: I run con schemes for fun.
Aang: I love announcing to enemies I'm the one they're looking for.
Ozai, sighing: …and you are also the reason we need emotional support children in the first place.
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Sokka: Katara stop! You're not gonna win this fight!
Katara: I know. But somebody has to stand up to him!
Sokka: Ozai, talk some sense into her!
Ozai: I got your parka, dear. Strike that pompous fool with the force of a thousand storms until he begs for mercy!
Sokka: NO!!!
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Ozai: Zuko's better now which means I can finally stop carrying him everywhere.
[After losing Zuko One TM time]
Baby Zuko: Uh, Dad? You can put me down now.
Ozai, who has been carrying him for the past full day: Absolutely not(︶^︶)
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