*slamming my head against a wall* WHY AM I SO BAD AT TALKING TO PPL LIKE WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

And if I speak

we have a mole in the same spot! my gf likes to mess with mine a lot (: i’m glad yours is free now

hey buddy! that's a weird thing to say to me!

well, it finally happened.

accidentally texted my mom an E-rated AO3 link.

HELP HOW DO I UNSEND THIS TO MINGYU???? LMFAO

Few things more humbling than sending an email like "please see the attached [x]" and then you f. You fucking. Forget the attachment.

a best friend i made the mistake of dating but tried to remain friends with and who got progressively more abusive and possessive of me (i eventually had to cut off contact with him in 2014) messaged me just now. he sent me 3 pictures of his kid and told me about his wife and said he hoped i have the same joy some day yeah, well. good for you, dude. genuinely. but my life is significantly better when i forget we ever knew each other and i have no hope of that kind of happiness anytime soon. so thanks for ruining my fucking day.

Quand je te vois, je brûle de t’écrire.

Quand je te lis, je crève de te voir.

god fuck why cant i be as good at giving advice and just talking in general as i am texting 😭😭 all my friends feel like they can better express themselves face-to-face but im so good at texting! i have time to think! i have time to process! *dies a thousand deaths. cries a billion tears*

was supposed to send my mom a screenshot of my flight details but sent her a screenshot of a dark romance book recommendation so i’m taking tips on how to change my name and leave the country

Tell me how I managed to send a photo of jeremy allen white to the best friend of a guy I used to sleep with like 5 years ago. what the fuck pinterest

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“Say the words you can now, because everything you know can change in an instant. People come and go, and things change. That’s the way things are now, and the way things will always be. Life isn’t quiet or easy for Moira, and she highly doubts it ever will be. It’s alright though, because she has her beloved brother and her closest friends. Even if those closest friends are a highly esteemed noble and a fallen from grace noble’s daughter. Moira knew everything would be fine as long as she had them by her side, and they always were. Until they weren’t. What happens when Jacks disappears after not coming home from work? What happens when she can’t reach a reply from Laurel? What happens when Louis, easily one of the most prominent nobles in London, disappears? A series of strange events leads Moira away from her friends and into impersonating Louis, who looks so similar to her, and taking his role as she searches desperately for her friends. And really, what will happen if Louis gets engaged to a noble’s daughter while she’s still undercover? A series of dark and twisted events lead Moira further and further down the rabbit hole until she finds her brother and her friends, unless of course, she doesn’t find them at all?”

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ROLLING ON THE GROUND AND SCREAMING i accidentally sent an email to like 5 different people using the “to” option instead of the “bcc” option so they can all see who else got the email. pain and misery