Her name is Fox and she bites

I think I’m going to try to convince my choir director to have us sing birdhouse in your soul. Idk feeling devious ig… do you guys have any points I should bring up to convince him?

Ok I've changed the majority of stuff about my trollsona cause I wasn't vibing with how they were going

is there a way to replace/repair moleskine notebook cover? because mine is starting to like... sheds???

she's so silly! i hope nothing bad happens to her in approximately 3 seconds!

i just think these are funky

teehee

“i’m so sorry!”

y/n let out a soft sigh and closed her eyes for a second, before opening them and looking at the angel that bumped into her. all the files and papers that she needed to bring down with her were now scattered all across the floor, mixed with some of the ones the angel had. her day already started off horribly (as if her mornings ever started off good) and now she had to deal with this.

“i-i’m so sorry, i was in a rush. here, i’ll pick them up.” he rushed out and started frantically grabbing the papers that contained the information of many, many humans, taking them all into a big pile and making sure they were all facing the right way. his cheeks were incredibly hot and pink from embarrassment, trying to get all the papers as fast as he could but he couldn’t lift some of them up from the floor, glancing at the demon for a second with a nervous smile on his face, continuing to try to grab all of the papers.

“here!” he smiled nervously once more as he handed her the papers, making her smile a little fakely.

“i-i put the papers i had in that pile because we had a mix-up. they’re supposed to go to… him, so i thought it’d just be better if you brought them with you! plus, i’ve always been a bit scared of him, you know.”

great, now y/n was late, and she had to go down this massive flight of stairs that led down to hell that always left her breathless and her legs feeling like they were about to snap in half. (seriously, couldn’t they have gotten an elevator or something? those stairs were the only way to hell and it was very, very far down. y/n had a bit of a problem with god for that one.)

“great.” was all she said, barely even looking at the angel before heading her way.

“i’m still sorry, by the way!”

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

Expertise can't help you here.

recently I discovered that Kawayoo, one of my all-time favorite Pokemon TCG artists, has some art of Loudred floating around and it's the best thing I've ever seen

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Bitches will be like “my ship just got confirmed” and then show you a single low-res frame of ambiguous origin where the characters walk out of a room together. It’s me. I am bitches.

If you're asking "why are western christians not condemning the bombing of palestinian churches?!" I would highly recommend researching and reading up on the term "Biblical Orientalism"; it's the same reason European and American missionaries have attempted to "convert" the already Christian Arab population.

If you've already figured out that the answer is racism, you'd be right, but I would still recommend reading about biblical orientalism if only to fully understand this specific flavor of racism, how it affects Christian Palestinians, and how it is weaponized in the context of Zionism.

the thing is there's like, a point of oversaturation for everything, and it's why so many things get dropped after a few minutes. and we act like millennials or gen z kids "have short attention spans" but... that's not quite it. it's more like - we did like it. you just ruined it.

capitalism sees product A having moderate success, and then everything has to come out with their "own version" of product A (which is often exactly the same). and they dump extreme amounts of money and environmental waste into each horrible simulacrum they trot out each season.

now it's not just tiktokkers making videos; it's that instagram and even fucking tumblr both think you want live feeds and video-first programming. and it helps them, because videos are easier to sneak native ads into. the books coming out all have to have 78 buzzwords in them for SEO, or otherwise they don't get published. they are making a live-action remake of moana. i haven't googled it, but there's probably another marvel or starwars something coming out, no matter when you're reading this post.

and we are like "hi, this clone of project A completely misses the point of the original. it is soulless and colorless and miserable." and the company nods and says "yes totally. here is a different clone, but special." and we look at clone 2 and we say "nope, this one is still flat and bad, y'all" and they're like "no, totally, we hear you," and then they make another clone but this time it's, like, a joyless prequel. and by the time they've successfully rolled out "clone 89", the market is incredibly oversaturated, and the consumer is blamed because the company isn't turning a profit.

and like - take even something digital like the tumblr "live streaming" function i just mentioned. that has to take up server space and some amount of carbon footprint; just so this brokenass blue hellsite can roll out a feature that literally none of its userbase actually wants. the thing that's the kicker here: even something that doesn't have a physical production plant still impacts the environment.

and it all just feels like it's rolling out of control because like, you watch companies pour hundreds of thousands of dollars into a remake of a remake of something nobody wants anymore and you're like, not able to afford eggs anymore. and you tell the company that really what you want is a good story about survival and they say "okay so you mean a YA white protagonist has some kind of 'spicy' love triangle" and you're like - hey man i think you're misunderstanding the point of storytelling but they've already printed 76 versions of "city of blood and magic" and "queen of diamond rule" and spent literally millions of dollars on the movie "Candy Crush Killer: Coming to Eat You".

it's like being stuck in a room with a clown that keeps telling the same joke over and over but it's worse every time. and that would be fine but he keeps fucking charging you 6.99. and you keep being like "no, i know it made me laugh the first time, but that's because it was different and new" and the clown is just aggressively sitting there saying "well! plenty of people like my jokes! the reason you're bored of this is because maybe there's something wrong with you!"

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Zelda goes mushroom girl