Osomatsu, what the hell are you doing in my car

TWOHS( fanfic by @alucience )

The Workings of a Human Specimen - Character Reference Sheet A (Template by Chakhabit)

Soda: "one fis-huh twoah fis-huh"

Pony: "are you serious?"

Soda: "YOU PICKED A HARD ONE ON PURPOSE"

Steve: "ITS A DR SEUSS BOOK YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT"

( Velvette and Vox are trying to help Valentino with his vision )

Vel: Alright, try this first page, sound it out.

Val: Uh, wuh-uh um. One… Fiss-huh… Twoah fiss-huh…

Vox: …Are you serious?

Val: You picked a hard one on purpose!

Vel: It’s a Doctor Seuss book you fucking dipshit!

<class of 09 reference once again!>

LOL yeah okay Val having shitty vision is a great headcanon. Give that man some disabilities

Aiden: alright try this first page, sound it out Tom: uh, one… fiss-huh… twoah… fiss-huh… Aiden: are you serious Tom: you picked a hard one on purpose! Aiden: ITS A DR SEUSS BOOK YOU FUCKIN DIPSHIT!

mga vaklang twoah...

Way more Frontiers of Pandora incorrect quotes

The Sarentu: picks up a leaf look, this one looks like heart, that’s how I feel about you

Teylan: cries

The Sarentu: picks up another leaf this one looks like Michigan, that’s how I feel about you

Alma: what does that mean?!

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So’lek: wow, a surprisingly peaceful domestic moment, when it will be ruined?

*The Sarentu barging threw the resistance base door with Nor and Ri’nela and an injured Teylan behind them*

The Sarentu: SO’LEK!

So’lek: there it is

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Priya: Dani asked me to make her eyebrows look nice, so I tried to wax them but- when I took the wax strips off there was um, a problem

Daniela: my eyebrows are gone!

Priya: no there not! I told you there right here! holds up two wax strips

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Okul: you brought the supplies right?

The Sarentu: yeah for- you brought me here to cook cr@k?!

Okul: yeah? What else is baking soda for?

The Sarentu: I don’t know, baking?!

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Ri’nela: I just wanted to say, I just got you a boyfriend drags Eetu

So’lek: I don’t want a boyf- I’M NOT GAY

Ri’nela: yes you are

So’lek: I DON’T WANT A BOYFRIEND

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Nor: one…fiss-huh…twoah fiss-huh

Ri’nela: are you serious?

Nor: you picked a hard one of purpose!

The Sarentu: it’s a Doctor Seuss book you fucking dipshit!

I thought of the Adamapple kid's

Karma: Uh, wuh uh um. One… Fiss huh… Twoah fiss huh..

Karma: "You pick a hard one on purpose!"

Annabelle "It's a Doctor Seuss book you fucking dipshit !"

Karma is like me sometimes

KOL: One fiss-huh... Twoah fiss-huh... REBEKAH: Are you serious? KOL: You picked a hard one on purpose! KLAUS: It's a Dr. Seuss book, you fucking dipshit!

Mage as Class of '09 Quotes

Warning, suggestive ones, because Mage and Class of '09 do not mix normally + one mentioning suicide

Mage: I think my fiancé is a cult leader.

Lantern: I said "the tuna's good today" and you replied with that.

Mage: I'm sorry I'm a disappointment. I know you'd rather have a son that gets A's on their math test instead of D's to the face!!!

Lantern: Oh, hey, Mage. Are you in AP History now?

Mage: No...?

Lantern: Then why are you reading Mein Kampf...?

Mage: (sputtering) Uhh. I'm racist now

Lantern: Oh, alright. (walks away)

Mage: Damn, Lantern's cool with anything.

Mage: Do you actually wanna fucking fight right now?

Vamp: Bitch, I brought a knife to the Circus, don't even try me.

Mage: And what are you gonna do with that, huh?!

Vamp: Stab you and watch the skeet pour out!!!

Mage: Not if I choke you first!!

Vamp: I'll spit in your face!!

Mage: I'll spit in your mouth!!

Vamp: I'll like it!

Neptune: What is happening?

Cerberin: Shhh!

Mage: Will you spit in mine back...?

Vamp: I'll bite your bottom lip and make you FUCKING BLEED

Mage: Whatever, read this first page, sound it out.

Vamp: Uh- wuh, uh... um... One.. fiss-huh... Twoah... fiss-huh...

Mage: Are you serious?

Vamp: You picked a hard one on purpose!!

Mage: IT'S A DOCTOR SUESS BOOK YOU FUCKING DIPSHIT

Bob: Mage, are you really going to try to kill yourself again...?

Mage: Yes- uh.. No? Pick your favorite answer out of those.

If you freaks want more, I will gladly provide. I love Class of '09.

@castingspellsinyourasks @bloodforvampanon @lightthepathwithalantern @bob-the-cemetery-ghost @theoneandonlysun <- characters mentioned

This was definitely Ichimatsu as a student on Atra. Dropped everything to make this

Based on @alucience 's TWOHS

mga accla may gusto akong bag from playnomore kaso micro bag siya pero kasi supah adorbs niya and elegant and arti kaso kasi nga micro bag siya so like di kasya phones ko huhu two pa naman phones ko kasi werq phone and play phone sila tapos gaga itong mind ko sabi ba naman buy ka kaya nung samsung flip chuchu para kasya na luh teh tama na yan kalokohan ko talaga ibang level na kagagahan na yan wahahaha inadjust na yung other things para sa bag anue yOrn

ay perO ano may nakita ako pink mk hamilton na mini and sobrang omg ang ganda kaso sold na huhu so iniisip ko kung imemessage ko ba yung seller para mahanapan niya me pero ewan ko pa kasi ang dami ko na pink bags pero ang pretty niya kasi talaga

okie tama na itutulog kwoah na twoah kasi kung anu-ano na nakikita kwoah

jumbwoah hotdwoahg 🥵🔥

kaywoah mwoah bwoah twoah 🥵🥵

I 📣 ONCE 📣 BELIEVED 📣 LOVE 📣 WOULD 📣 BE 📣 BLACK 📣 AND 📣 WHITE 📣 BUT 📣 IT’S 📣 GOLDEN! 📣

Ang cute ng TikTok trend na twoah 😭💛🌻

ang hirap maging bio student

dear kimmy,

so diba nga ayun nagdiscuss na kami about social constructionism vs essentialism. azza bio student, medyo nakakabulabog ng chakra mag intindi ng topic na 'to. kasi nga diba yung essentialism, kung ano yung nandiyan ganun na siya. yung social constructionism naman, yung mga nandiyan is nabubuild pa ng society. medyo balingag yung pag explain ko pero mahirap talaga para sa akin i explain huhu. pano ba naman i explain eh sobrang na ??? ako sa lesson na to NABULABOG NGA TALAGA YUNG CHAKRA KO!!! anyways ayung nga mag mimini rant ako about this. kasi diba sa bio, parang lahat objective. for example, yung kambing masasabing "living being" kasi umaayon siya sa lahat ng criteria of a living being. pero sino ba nagsabi na ganyan yung mga living being at sino ba naman kasi yung boang na nagsabi na tama siya?? edi naghihirap kaming mga bio student ngayon kimmy. pero ayun after ko mag wonder nito, parang napaisip din ako na halos lahat ata na tinuturo satin is from a social constructionist's perspective. at least para saming mga stem students. kasi for example kagaya doon sa math. calculus is calculus because of isaac newton. biological nomenclature is biological nomenclature because of carolus linnaeus (may hinanakit talaga ako sa tao na to). like sinabi lang nila na okay ganito dapat yan may proof ako tas sinunod na sila ng everyone. pero pag pina analyze ka ng written work like pride and prejudice by jane austen, parang maraming interpretations. masasabi ba na magandang jowa si mr. darcy or isa ba siyang red flag? pero one thing is for sure na yung book na to is about elizabeth bennett overcoming her pride and prejudices to find love in her heart for mr. darcy (yie sana all eh ano). nakalagay din naman sa title so it is what it is. same din sa clifford the big red dog. it is quite literally a book about the adventures of clifford the big red dog. like the way i see it, parang common sense talaga siya. pero if balikan natin yung about sa biology, goat nga yun and nabubuhay kasi hindi naman siya patay. pero sino ba nagsabi na hindi din "living being" yung mga bato. para sakin kasi pwede naman na hindi siya maconsider na patay kasi it has persisted throughout different periods of time and essentially became witness to many historical events. ewan baka ang bobo kong pakinggan ngayon pero ganyan kasi yung nasa isip ko.

anw moving on, parang napag isipan ko din yung meaning ng "purpose" kasi naga exist daw yung something kapag may purpose. may point talaga yung sinabi na if namatay yung isang bagay o tao, namatay dahil wala nang purpose or nafulfill na. so kung ganun, is there really any meaning to life? yung meaning ba ng existence ng lahat sa mundong to nakapako lang ba sa kanilang purpose o value? kagaya nalang ng mga times na sinasabi ng mga tao sa someone na pumanaw na “siguro time ya na gid” o “nafulfill ya na ang purpose nga tinakda ni god para sa iya”. this never really sounded right to me when i was a kid (hanggang ngayon actually). pero personally, i feel like eto yung reason kung bakit feeling ko na mas lumalamang yung idea ng social constructionism sa mga science kagaya ng biology. sa biology kasi, nabibigyan parin ng silbi yung mga hindi na nag-eexist. halimbawa, para sa evolution pinag-aaralan yung mga species na matagal nang naging extinct. tsaka i add ko nalang din na baka social constructionism yung naga prevail sa mathematics and sciences kasi kailangan niya din mag iba along with new findings na matutuklasan pa, so hindi pwede na lahat ng bagay titingnan lang for what it is.

so paano ba itong lahat nagareflect sa self and society (boogsh ayern namention na yung subject seryosong usapan na twoah). para sakin, yung both is pwedeng matingnan lang from an essentialist’s point of view. the self is a human, and society is a group of humans or “selves” parang ganon. pero kung iisipin mo talaga, both of these elements are built or constructed by influential factors ng mga environment nila. kung titingnan mo ba sarili mo, are you really just a human? hindi ka ba super ganda, super talino, super mabait? paano ka naman naging ganyan? sino nagsabing ganyan ka kasi baka super feelingera ka lang naman pala? so going from there, masasabi ko na social constructionism talaga yung nagbibigay ng flavor sa everything. super dami kong natutunan tas first module palang to mafifieel ko na yung sakit ng ulo ko sa mga susunod na module. anyway, hanggang sa muli miz kimmy.

talks a lot,

nicole

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