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poohsources ยท 8 months
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๐Ÿ ย * ย โ€• ย ๐‘จ๐‘ฝ๐‘จ๐‘ป๐‘จ๐‘น: ๐‘ป๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ณ๐‘จ๐‘บ๐‘ป ๐‘จ๐‘ฐ๐‘น๐‘ฉ๐‘ฌ๐‘ต๐‘ซ๐‘ฌ๐‘น ๐‘บ๐‘ฌ๐‘ต๐‘ป๐‘ฌ๐‘ต๐‘ช๐‘ฌ ๐‘บ๐‘ป๐‘จ๐‘น๐‘ป๐‘ฌ๐‘น๐‘บ.
โ› ย i'm angry at myself!ย  โœ โ› ย it's easy to do nothing, it's hard to forgive.ย  โœ โ› ย you miscalculated. i love them more than i fear you.ย  โœ โ› ย there is nothing wrong with letting the people who love you help you.ย  โœ โ› ย but now you're not letting yourself feel anything. i know sometimes it hurts more to hope and it hurts more to care. but you have to promise me that you won't stop caring.ย  โœ โ› ย my own mother thought i was a monster ... she was right of course, but it still hurt.ย  โœ โ› ย in the darkness, hope is something you give yourself.ย  โœ โ› ย never forget who you are, for surely the world won't.ย  โœ โ› ย why am i so bad at being good?ย  โœ โ› ย it is important to draw wisdom from different places. if you take it from only one place, it becomes rigid and stale.ย  โœ โ› ย sometimes the best way to solve your own problems is to help someone else.ย  โœ โ› ย and now you have come to the crossroads of destiny. it's time for you to choose.ย  โœ โ› ย you may not always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you keep moving, you will come to a better place.ย  โœ โ› ย protection and power are overrated. i think you are very wise to choose happiness and love.ย  โœ โ› ย get over here, [ name ]. being part of the group also means being part of group hugs.ย  โœ โ› ย stop! stop it right now! what's wrong with you? we don't have time for fun and games with the war going on.ย  โœ โ› ย i'm too young to die!ย  โœ โ› ย in my country, we exchange a pleasant 'hello' before asking questions.ย  โœ โ› ย i didn't know what or when, but i knew i'd know it when i knew it!ย  โœ โ› ย the past can be a great teacher.ย  โœ โ› ย when we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.ย  โœ โ› ย there really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place.ย  โœ โ› ย failure is only the opportunity to try again, only more wisely this time.ย  โœ โ› ย i wanted to take out all of my anger on them. but i couldn't. i don't know if it's because i'm too weak ... or if it's because i'm strong enough not to.ย  โœ โ› ย look [ name ], you're going to fail a lot before things work out. even though you will fail over and over again, you have to try every time. you can't quit because you're afraid you might fail.ย  โœ โ› ย while it is always best to believe in oneself, a little help from others can be a great blessing.ย  โœ โ› ย you must never give in to despair. allow yourself to slip down that road, and you surrender to your lowest instincts.ย  โœ โ› ย if we knew each other back then, do you think we could have been friends too?ย  โœ โ› ย you know, [ name ], i don't care what anyone else says about you. you're pretty smart.ย  โœ โ› ย if i try, i fail. if i don't try, i'm never going to get it.ย  โœ โ› ย let your anger out, and then let it go. forgive him.ย  โœ โ› ย pride is not the opposite of shame, but rather its source. true humility is the only antidote to shame.ย  โœ โ› ย life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not.ย  โœ โ› ย the greatest illusion of this world is the illusion of separation. things you think are separate and different are actually one and the same.ย  โœ โ› ย you stand alone. that has always been your greatest weakness.ย  โœ โ› ย bad skin? normal teenagers worry about bad skin, i don't have that luxury.ย  โœ โ› ย in my dream, we were right in the middle of the invasion, and you stopped to use the bathroom. we die because of your tiny bladder.ย  โœ โ› ย you need to find someone who waits and listens before striking.ย  โœ โ› ย everyone has to be treated like they're worth giving a chance.ย  โœ โ› ย i don't need luck, though. i don't want it. i've always had to struggle and fight, and that's made me strong. it's made me who i am.ย  โœ
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finalmemes ยท 1 year
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TWIN PEAKS. roleplay sentence starters of episode 1x01. feel free to edit according to scenario / pronouns. tw: death, death of a minor, horror, eating, mild language.
gone fishing.
the lonesome foghorn blows.
put [ name ] on the horn.
she's dead. wrapped in plastic.
you stay right there. i'm on my way.
[ name ], not a word about this to anyone until you hear from me.
we'd better take some pictures.
is this gonna happen every damn time?
[ name ], now means now.
we're gonna be able to get it for a song. one verse, no chorus.
honey, what's wrong? what's this all about?
why didn't she leave me a note?
what? who? what did you say?
i couldn't get my car started.
i can drop you by your place on the way if you want.
i'll see you in my dreams.
i think she knows about us.
come on, cowboy, light your fire.
i'll call you later.
let's get out of here.
hey, man, something's up.
thank you for your time.
something troubling you, [ name ]? you wanna tell us about it?
you think i killed her?
[ name ], we're gonna talk about this later.
i can tell from the sounds that it isn't her.
do you know where the key to this is?
don't walk away from me like that.
what's your name?
she was the one.
buy you a coffee?
i've never seen so many trees in my life.
as w.c. fields would say, "i'd rather be here than philadelphia."
if you could get paid that kind of money for being wrong 60 percent of the time, it'd beat working.
damn good food.
that's what i need. a clean place, reasonably priced.
i've got to find out what kind of trees these are.
have any trouble finding the place?
whole town's really badly shaken up.
there's a few things we gotta get straight right off the bat.
well, like i said, we're glad to have you here.
well, the autopsy hasn't been done yet.
Is there any connection to the dead girl?
what exactly are you saying?
terrible, terrible tragedy.
you're on your way to the morgue now, do you mind if i join you?
there it is. oh, my god, here it is.
i've got to find something to grab onto this with.
we need to bag and tag this.
you gonna let me in on whatever the hell is going on here?
[ name ], we got a lot to talk about.
what the hell are you doing?
i've been looking all over for you.
look, don't tell me where i ought to be.
boy, i sure know how to pick 'em, huh?
i hate asparagus. does this mean i'll never grow up?
that's something to get started on.
you ever been surprised before?
you two had a big fight last week, didn't you?
if i had a fight with her, if i sang songs with her, if i went skipping rope with her, what difference does it make?
[ name ], here's how this works. we ask the questions, and you answer the questions that we ask. briefly and to the point.
she wouldn't do that to me.
you didn't love her, anyway.
did they scarf that whole damn smorgasbord?
i'll be at home this evening, if you need a sympathetic ear.
you know, dear, i have no idea what's going on here.
you've been through a lot today.
you don't keep records?
i'm sorry, i know i promised not to call you there, but i have to see you.
i think i saw a cottontail rabbit.
who's the babe?
is this thing on?
now, there is a chance that the person who committed these crimes is someone from this town, possibly even someone you know.
they're not releasing many details, wisely, i suppose.
i'm going out the window in a few minutes and i need you to cover for me.
the best-laid plans of mice and men.
what do you mean? she snuck out?
i don't know where she's gone.
don't do it for me, do it for yourself.
you know why i'm whittling?
because that's what you do in a town where a yellow light still means slow down, not speed up.
why don't you whistle for a little backup?
what are you sneaking around for?
i suppose you want me to follow them at a discreet distance.
do you think they spotted us?
give me a donut.
man, smell those trees.
[ name ], what happened last night?
it's not your fault, [ name ].
i don't have an alibi.
what goes around comes around.
can you recommend to me a good inexpensive hotel or motel?
tomorrow comes early.
it must have happened about this time 24 hours ago.
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โ€œYouโ€™re getting ahead of yourself as usual, [Name].โ€
โ€œDonโ€™t worry, weโ€™re not going far.โ€
โ€œYes, [Name], as I have been telling you for the last fifteen minutes, we are finally here.โ€
โ€œI canโ€™t tell you how happy I am to see you.โ€
โ€œYouโ€™re going to have to tell her sooner or later.โ€
โ€œYouโ€™re not staying, are you?โ€
โ€œWhy are you making me wait?โ€
โ€œWeโ€™re stuck with each other.โ€
โ€œI bet we can find a place to rustle up something to eat.โ€
โ€œ[Name], you are looking radiant as usual.โ€
โ€œDonโ€™t bring my mother into this!โ€
โ€œI have to go home now.โ€
โ€œIโ€™m so happy to be here!โ€
โ€œWhat is wrong with me?โ€
โ€œShouldnโ€™t you be in bed by now?โ€
โ€œUh, I was just looking for the bathroom and I got lost.โ€
โ€œIโ€™ve been looking everywhere for you.โ€
โ€œAll right, look, I kinda promised her she could stay.โ€
โ€œThereโ€™s something special about her, I know it.โ€
โ€œWish me luckโ€”not that Iโ€™ll need it!โ€
โ€œOh, youโ€™re still here?โ€
โ€œOh, youโ€™re still a jerk?โ€
โ€œIโ€™m very confused right now.โ€
โ€œWhatโ€™s it take to impress this guy?โ€
โ€œYโ€™know what, itโ€™s getting late; I think Iโ€™m gonna turn in.โ€
โ€œHonestly, [Name], I am at my witโ€™s end with that girl.โ€
โ€œI donโ€™t know how to get through to her.โ€
โ€œThe best thing you can do right now is give [Name] some space.โ€
โ€œWow, thanks for the vote of confidence.โ€
โ€œHey, I didnโ€™t agree to this.โ€
โ€œYou can thank me later.โ€
โ€œIโ€™m kind of in the middle of something.โ€
โ€œIโ€™m really sorry about everything I said.โ€
โ€œDoes he drive you crazy, like, in a bad way, or does he drive you crazy, like you like him?โ€
โ€œ[Name] has a knack for getting into stupid situations.โ€
โ€œI canโ€™t believe [Name] got himself into this mess.โ€
โ€œAre you some kind of criminal?โ€
โ€œI think thereโ€™s been a big misunderstanding.โ€
โ€œAll Iโ€™m trying to do is help.โ€
โ€œOh no, Iโ€™m so sorryโ€”I didnโ€™t see you!โ€
โ€œIs he bothering you because I could have a word with him.โ€
โ€œThe important thing is to talk about our fears, because, if we donโ€™t, they can throw us out of balance.โ€
โ€œIโ€™m always here for you if you want to talk.โ€
โ€œI canโ€™t believe this is all for me.โ€
โ€œI feel so safe with you.โ€
โ€œDonโ€™t try to stop me and donโ€™t follow me.โ€
โ€œIโ€™ve never felt like this before and I donโ€™t know what to do.โ€
โ€œAdmitting your fears is the first, and most difficult, step in overcoming them.โ€
โ€œJust you and me, two alone people. Together. Alone.โ€
โ€œI dunno if sheโ€™s really girlfriend material.โ€
โ€œYouโ€™ve been spending a lot of time together lately.โ€
โ€œUh, how long were you standing there?โ€
โ€œSo, I was thinking we should spend some time together.โ€
โ€œLook, I really like you and I think we were meant for each other.โ€
โ€œIโ€™m really sorry, but I just donโ€™t feel the same way about you.โ€
โ€œForget I ever said anything.โ€
โ€œI was thinking you and me, we could go get some dinner togetherโ€”sort of a date situation.โ€
โ€œYou really feel that way about me?โ€
โ€œYโ€™know what, I could use some fun.โ€
โ€œYou wanna go toe-to-toe with me, Pretty Boy?โ€
โ€œYou are one of a kind, [Name].โ€
โ€œAdmit it; you like me.โ€
โ€œWhen youโ€™re with her, youโ€™re thinking about me, arenโ€™t you?โ€
โ€œYouโ€™ve already made it clear how you feel about me.โ€
โ€œAs much as you drive me crazy, I also think youโ€™re pretty amazing.โ€
โ€œAre we gonna be alright?โ€
โ€œSoโ€ฆ I know things are confusing right now, but I hope we can still be friends.โ€
โ€œHavenโ€™t you hurt me enough, woman?โ€
โ€œIโ€™m sorry I hurt your feelings.โ€
โ€œYou two might get along if only you would give her a chance.โ€
โ€œIโ€™m so glad youโ€™re okay.โ€
โ€œWe had some good memories here, didnโ€™t we?โ€
โ€œItโ€™s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission.โ€
โ€œIf you donโ€™t drop this, consider our friendship over.โ€
โ€œNo, you canโ€™t give up like this.โ€
โ€œLooks like I have some competition.โ€
โ€œOh, uhโ€ฆ No, I wasnโ€™t completely aware of that.โ€
โ€œYou need me, but I donโ€™t need you.โ€
โ€œThere are a lot of things you donโ€™t know about me.โ€
โ€œCrazy talk is coming out of your mouth right now.โ€
โ€œI am shocked you would accuse me of such an evil act.โ€
โ€œIโ€™m sorry you were scared, but everything is going to be fine now, I promise.โ€
โ€œYou have feelings for her, donโ€™t you?โ€
โ€œYouโ€™re really gonna make me say it?โ€
โ€œCan we deal with our relationship problems later?โ€
โ€œThis is not what I signed on for!โ€
โ€œIโ€™ve dreamed of this day for so long.โ€
โ€œWhatever happens to me, donโ€™t turn back!โ€
โ€œI canโ€™t imagine my life without you in it.โ€
โ€œYouโ€™re the most loyal, brave, and selfless person Iโ€™ve ever known.โ€
โ€œI should probably try to get some sleep.โ€
โ€œIโ€™m sorry things got so messed up between us.โ€
โ€œI donโ€™t suppose youโ€™re here to rescue me.โ€
โ€œI am truly sorry for all that I did to you.โ€
โ€œEverything will be alrightโ€”we just have to get out of here!โ€
โ€œI just want you to know Iโ€™m here for you.โ€
โ€œYou donโ€™t need to do me any favors.โ€
โ€œI just want to be left alone.โ€
โ€œWhen we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.โ€
โ€œI am so proud of you, [Name].โ€
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nightprompts ยท 10 months
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&. ๐ญ๐ก๐ž ๐›๐ž๐š๐ซ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐œ๐ž ๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ.
( dialogue prompts taken from the second season of hulu's the bear, created by christopher storer. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )
โ› you ever think about purpose? โœ
โ› i love you, but i do not have time for this, alright? โœ
โ› i have time for this. โœ
โ› you know what the fuck you're doing. you love this shit. it's fun for you. i don't have that. โœ
โ› i'm afraid one day, i'm gonna wake up and you guys are all just gonna just drop this ass. โœ
โ› if this shit is not fun for you, what the fuck is fun for you? โœ
โ› i'm not making the same mistakes i made last time. โœ
โ› what kind of insurance coverage do we have for people falling through the fucking wall? โœ
โ› sometimes, i look like february. โœ
โ› you want a sprite? you look kinda green. โœ
โ› can i ask you something and you can tell me to fuck off if you want? โœ
โ› chef, that's way too much acid. โœ
โ› you, uh, making a sundae? โœ
โ› that actually sounds delicious. โœ
โ› because you're the bear and i remember you. โœ
โ› i love taking care of you. and i always will. you know that? โœ
โ› i'm glad i came 'cause i get to eat this. โœ
โ› i gotta come up with three really great desserts. you got any ideas? โœ
โ› you ever made ice cream before, chef? want to? โœ
โ› it kind of tastes like a, um... minty snickers bar. โœ
โ› so how long you been a cook? โœ
โ› howโ€™d you get good at this? โœ
โ› you can spend all the time in the world in here, but if you don't spend enough time out there... you know? โœ
โ› speaking of dead brothers, do you wanna go to a party? โœ
โ› it looks so pretty on you. you should keep it. โœ
โ› what's going on with you? i know there's something. just tell me. โœ
โ› what are you talking about, i don't give a fuck? why would you say that to me? i give like a huge fuck. โœ
โ› you're not by yourself, alright? i'm right here with you. โœ
โ› did you just throw a fork at me? โœ
โ› i think time spent doing this is time well spent. โœ
โ› never too late to start over. โœ
โ› i just want you to know... that this is really nice. โœ
โ› i'm thinking you're very, very beautiful. โœ
โ› we just don't say hello anymore? โœ
โ› you're wearing a suit? โœ
โ› uh, yeah, i wear suits now. โœ
โ› i'm sorry if i took anything out on you and if I treated you like shit. โœ
โ› i actually do think that we could fit good together. โœ
โ› i could be good at things that you don't really wanna do. and you're obviously really great at a whole bunch of stuff that I don't know how to do, you know? โœ
โ› i'm wearing a suit 'cause it makes me feel better about myself. โœ
โ› i know that you're trying. i see that you're trying. โœ
โ› you just came from a funeral? โœ
โ› yeah, a funeral of all my enemies. โœ
โ› you want me to make you some coffee? โœ
โ› i just need your focus like you need mine. โœ
โ› you good? โœ
โ› what's your relationship with your mom like? โœ
โ› alright, chef, i need you to salt that like a sidewalk. โœ
โ› looks gorgeous, chef. โœ
โ› i haven't eaten yet. โœ
โ› oh, let me make you something. โœ
โ› yeah, i can make you an omelet. โœ
โ› that wasn't like an ask out or anything, was it? โœ
โ› ย i'm looking really good. i 'm thinking you should start calling me chef. โœ
โ› well, i'mma keep calling you jagoff, 'cause that's what you like. โœ
โ› you deserve my full focus. โœ
โ› i guess i'm scared that i don't have what it takes to not fuck this up. โœ
โ› you're not gonna fuck it up. โœ
โ› i fuck things up all the time, like, every day. โœ
โ› you could do this without me. โœ
โ› i couldn't do it without you. i wouldn't even wanna to do it without you. โœ
โ› you make me better at this. โœ
โ› you still love to cook, right? โœ
โ› how's the wine? โœ
โ› yo. we're low on forks, chef. โœ
โ› okay, let's start firing some caviar, please. โœ
โ› i was just gonna say how special and cool and great this place is and how i'm the most proud of you ever. โœ
โ› i really appreciate you being so patient with me. โœ
โ› do i have time to go outside and scream "fuck"? โœ
โ› just don't tell them you saw me, 'cause this is embarrassing. โœ
โ› i love them so much. i don't know how to show it. โœ
โ› i don't know how to say i'm sorry. โœ
โ› i need you to say it's okay. โœ
โ› you are being so fucking weird, man. โœ
โ› i'm stuck in a goddamn refrigerator on the opening night of my fucking restaurant. โœ
โ› i failed you guys and it's not gonna happen again. โœ
โ› maybe i'm just not built for this. โœ
โ› because no amount of good is worth how terrible this feels. โœ
โ› i'm really sorry you feel that way. โœ
โ› would you shut the fuck up and get me the fuck outta here, please? โœ
โ› i don't understand why you can't just let something good happen for once in your fucking life? โœ
โ› you wanna talk to me about my fucking kid? at least i got a kid. โœ
โ› where were you when i fucking put your brother in the ground, you selfish piece of shit? โœ
โ› i fucking love you! โœ
โ› you fucking need me. โœ
โ› i just had this sudden urge to tell you that i've always had this, like, massive crush on you. โœ
โ› i love you, chef. โœ
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THE FALL OF THE HOUSE OF USHER SENTENCE STARTERS
โ› I'm sorry for your loss, your...your losses, rather. โœ
โ› Nobody gets away with anything. Not really. โœ
โ› Don't lecture me about family values. You're just as shit in that department as I am. โœ
โ› That day was the last day we were all in the same place. Alive. โœ
โ› They will love you because I love you, and the only thing stronger than love is how scared they are of getting cut out of the will. โœ
โ› And most people go their whole, wasted, stupid lives without one minute of true resolution. Not me though. โœ
โ› You know what a resolution is? It's a deal you make with the future. โœ
โ› The people in charge of making us healthy make us sick. We cheat the dying. We fleece the poor. Promote the racist. Let the demons run amok. This world needs changing. โœ
โ› You're supposed to be shadowing me. Shadows don't fucking talk. โœ
โ› This is beneath you. And you're going to kill it. But you're better than all of this. And the minute you figure that out, you're going to be unstoppable. โœ
โ› There's no such thing as a step back. You go forward. If you hit a brick wall, you don't go back, you go through. โœ
โ› Nearly realized is the sweetest. It's better, I promise, in the moment just before than in the moment after. โœ
โ› You are consequence. And tonight, you are consequential. โœ
โ› You are a pretty, pretty little thing. โœ
โ› You wonder why people hate us. This is why. โœ
โ› Everybody knows that edible arrangements are what you send to people you hate. โœ
โ› If you start thinking this is reality, you'll just slip into the abyss. โœ
โ› We can talk about it after because I've had a shit day and I really just wanna starfish and forget the world. โœ
โ› Don't talk to me until I've come at least twice. โœ
โ› I love how deliciously, pointlessly mean you lot can be. โœ
โ› You still didn't need to come here though. It could have happened quiet. Peaceful. In bed. But I guess it's got to happen like this. โœ
โ› It's amazing how far you can get on denial. You know why so many people use denial to get by? Because it really fucking works. โœ
โ› You can't enhance this image? You see it all the time on TV. They hit a button, it enhances it. โœ
โ› I don't even own anything funeral black. โœ
โ› Satin is silk for poor people, no one should wear it to a funeral, unless they died in it. โœ
โ› Nobody knows they're the fall guy until they're falling.โœ
โ› Women are the natural leaders of the species. Ancient Egypt had it right. โœ
โ› Okay, just because the door's open doesn't necessarily guarantee you a seat at the table. โœ
โ› You're not who I thought you were. โœ
โ› I really didn't want to think it, but...you're all fucking monsters. โœ
โ› Watching you shit on your principles would have been worth every fucking penny. โœ
โ› The mind of guilt is full of scorpions. And I wouldn't wish their sting on anyone. โœ
โ› Don't have to be smart to be dangerous. I'm not scared of rattlesnakes 'cause they're so smart. โœ
โ› You're so out of touch with your human side...you can't even listen to anything outside your own head. โœ
โ› I haven't seen you sleep in like...I mean, it's been a fucking long time. Like, horror movie long. โœ
โ› Life is insane. It is madness. The sooner you understand that, the better off you'll be. โœ
โ› The world might not be safe but listen to me, and listen carefully. I won't let anything happen to you. โœ
โ› All these terrible things and I thought, that's when people come together. But we've never been further apart. โœ
โ› Tell me it's worth it. Tell me you know the risk and I'll be there with you. I'll back you up. Just tell me. โœ
โ› Shut your mouth, get your shit together. The fuck is wrong with you? โœ
โ› Men, when they think they're immortal, all they want to do is fuck. When they figure out they're going to die, all they want to do is fuck. โœ
โ› It just makes you think, you know, life is so fucking short. โœ
โ› You don't have to be a tyrant, but if you don't want to be consistently cruel, then you have to be sufficiently brutal at least once to establish authority. โœ
โ› I thought it was an act. I figured you just played the housewife so you could keep a roof over your head. Spread your legs or suck his dick twice a week and you're set. You never have to work a day in your life. And I thought, "Good for her, she found her angle," but...this is really you. Isn't it? โœ
โ› Words got us into this, words can get us out. โœ
โ› You're a collection of impeccable, elaborate masks in orbit of a stunted heart. โœ
โ› There are certain things one shouldn't have to face in life. Time enough for self-reflection after. โœ
โ› I don't normally like to get my hands this dirty, but honey, you earned it. โœ
โ› I see you now. I look at you and I see... You. The poverty of you. โœ
โ› The real world is Darwinian. Survival, chaos, power. Leverage. โœ
โ› You feel it. In the air. We're sitting outside of time and space. โœ
โ› This is the moment luck meets opportunity. โœ
โ› In the ancient world, we'd seal this with blood, or spit. And then later, papyrus. But, a deal's a deal all over the world. โœ
โ› We're a... virus, I think. People, I mean. โœ
โ› But everyone loves something. And in that love there's collateral. โœ
โ› I say this with love. Let it go. Let it all go. โœ
โ› So I say, we stand tall and proud. Bill's come due. Let's not hide here in the basement like we've got something to be ashamed of. No. Not us. You and me against the world. โœ
โ› It may not have been perfect, but you can't say we didn't change the world. How many people can say that at the end? โœ
โ› I knew I would climb to the top of the tower on a pile of corpses. โœ
โ› It don't matter in the end why you did any of it. I don't fucking care why you did it. We don't want your confession, or your rationale, or your explanation. โœ
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' i'm not seeking penance for what i've done. i'm asking for forgiveness for what i'm about to do. '
' i was starting to worry you might be in love with me. '
' you still think this is about you? '
' you should have just killed me. you coward. '
' what? so that's it? '
' by my side is the safest place that you could ever be. '
' life is not a fairy tale. not everyone deserves a happy ending. '
' it's not me you need to worry about. '
' we all pay for our choices. '
' i know my soul is damned if i take his life. '
' choose, and choose wisely. or others shall choose for you. '
' you're going to get yourself killed. you know that, right? '
' we don't live in a world that's fair. '
' it's a difficult thing, isn't it? taking a life. '
' people seek the truth no matter where they find it. '
' what the hell does that mean? '
' you really think you can change anything? '
' do i look capable of making healthy life choices? '
' i gotta say, sometimes... sometimes, i think you really just might be the devil. '
' keep going like this, you might just end up happy. '
' you're the only person i can trust. '
' i know what i did. i know who i am. and i do not need your help. '
' you make that choice sound so easy. '
' you don't get to create danger and then protect us from that danger. that's not heroic. '
' you won't suffer alone. i'll be here. '
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* ๐‡๐๐Ž'๐’ ย ๐“๐‡๐„ ย ๐‹๐€๐’๐“ ย ๐Ž๐… ย ๐”๐’ ย / ย ๐„๐ย ย ๐Ÿ‘, ย ๐Ÿ’ ย & ย ๐Ÿ“.
feel free to change pronouns / wording!
โ€œ want your jacket back? โ€
โ€œ never been in the woods. more bugs than i thought. โ€
โ€œ i donโ€™t want your sorries. โ€
โ€œ i wasnโ€™t gonna say iโ€™m sorry. โ€
โ€œ nobody made you go along with this plan. โ€
โ€œ donโ€™t blame me for something that isnโ€™t my fault. โ€
โ€œ what are you looking out for? โ€
โ€œ is it something lame, like you fell down the stairs or something? โ€
โ€œ someone shot at me and missed. โ€
โ€œ i gotta grab some stuff i stashed. โ€
โ€œ you ask a lot of goddamn questions. โ€
โ€œ i had a friend who knew everything about this game. โ€
โ€œ thereโ€™s this one character named mileena who takes off her mask and she has monster teeth and then she swallows you whole and barfs out your bones! โ€
โ€œ ah, getting funnier. โ€
โ€œ dude, you got to go up in the sky! โ€
โ€œ so everything came crashing down in one day? โ€
โ€œ if you have to get bit to be infected, then who bit the first person? โ€
โ€œ thereโ€™s stuff up there you shouldnโ€™t see. โ€
โ€œ well now i have to see. โ€
โ€œ whatever it was, think itโ€™s gone. โ€
โ€œ dead people canโ€™t be infected. โ€
โ€œ it doesnโ€™t get old. โ€
โ€œ iโ€™m not infected! โ€
โ€œ why did you take that long to answer? โ€
โ€œ i thought about lying for some reason, but the reason didnโ€™t come. โ€
โ€œ iโ€™m letting you go, so go. โ€
โ€œ if i feed you, then every bum you talk to about it is gonna show up here looking for a free lunch. โ€
โ€œ you already know iโ€™m bad at lying. โ€
โ€œ everything tastes good when youโ€™re starving. โ€
โ€œ i know i donโ€™t seem like the type. โ€
โ€œ would you stop!? โ€
โ€œ paying attention to things, itโ€™s how we show love. โ€
โ€œ there are no friends to be had. โ€
โ€œ iโ€™ve actually been talking to a nice woman on the radio. โ€
โ€œ arenโ€™t i the lucky one? โ€
โ€œ i got something to show you. โ€
โ€œ i like you older. older means weโ€™re still here. โ€
โ€œ i was never afraid before you showed up. โ€
โ€œ took most of the night. iโ€™m exhausted. โ€
โ€œ iโ€™ve had more good days with you than with anyone else. โ€
โ€œ i should be furious. โ€
โ€œ you hear anything, you see anything, yell. โ€
โ€œ so theyโ€™re dead? โ€
โ€œ i used to hate the world, and i was happy when everyone died. but i was wrong, because there was one person worth saving. โ€
โ€œ we have a job to do, and god help any motherfuckers who stand in our way. โ€
โ€œ we can just keep our histories to ourselves. โ€
โ€œ you do what i say when i say it. โ€
โ€œ they have hot water! iโ€™m taking a shower, and then youโ€™re showering, because seriously - pffff. โ€
โ€œ well donโ€™t you look pretty. โ€
โ€œ itโ€™s like a spaceship. โ€
โ€œ gas breaks down over time, this stuffโ€™s almost water. โ€
โ€œ it doesnโ€™t matter how much you push the envelope, itโ€™ll still be stationary. โ€
โ€œ what did the mermaid wear to her math class? an algae bra. โ€
โ€œ i stayed up all night wondering where the sun went, and then it dawned on me. โ€
โ€œ this make you all nostalgic? โ€
โ€œ hold your horses, i wanna see what all the fuss is about. โ€
โ€œ why are all these pages stuck together? โ€
โ€œ can we start a fire? iโ€™m freezing. โ€
โ€œ no oneโ€™s gonna find us. โ€
โ€œ if you donโ€™t think thereโ€™s hope for the world, why bother going on? โ€
โ€œ iโ€™m not even tired. โ€
โ€œ iโ€™m all turned around. โ€
โ€œ this is my second day in a fucking car, man! โ€
โ€œ youโ€™re not hurt? โ€
โ€œ you donโ€™t come out until i say, okay? โ€
โ€œ my mom isnโ€™t far, if you could get me to her. โ€
โ€œ you can have it. โ€
โ€œ you donโ€™t have to! โ€
โ€œ i canโ€™t fit through. โ€
โ€œ i was alone. โ€
โ€œ you were wronged, and iโ€™m sorry. โ€
โ€œ they put a gun to my head! โ€
โ€œ have i satisfied the necessary conditions for you to talk? โ€
โ€œ you think i wonโ€™t do it? โ€
โ€œ i didnโ€™t hear that guy coming. โ€
โ€œ youโ€™re just a kid. โ€
โ€œ i know what itโ€™s like, the first time that you hurt someone like that. โ€
โ€œ iโ€™m not good at this. โ€
โ€œ you shouldnโ€™t have had to, and iโ€™m sorry. โ€
โ€œ it wasnโ€™t my first time. โ€
โ€œ you put it in your pack, youโ€™ll shoot your damn ass off. โ€
โ€œ weโ€™ll get through this. โ€
โ€œ letโ€™s just handle what we have to handle. we can deal with this after. โ€
โ€œ where would you be without me, huh? โ€
โ€œ how did you know it was an ambush? โ€
โ€œ iโ€™ve been on both sides. โ€
โ€œ we did what we needed to survive. โ€
โ€œ did you kill innocent people? โ€
โ€œ i donโ€™t want someone sneaking up on us while weโ€™re sleeping. โ€
โ€œ i donโ€™t wanna talk about it. โ€
โ€œ so it gets easier when you get older? โ€
โ€œ did you know diarrhoea is hereditary? yeah, it runs in your jeans. โ€
โ€œ you laughed, motherfucker! โ€
โ€œ look at me, not at that. โ€ ย 
โ€œ i used to be so scared of these people. โ€ ย 
โ€œ did it make you feel safe? โ€ ย 
โ€œ how does it make you feel now? โ€ ย 
โ€œ i swear, iโ€™ve told you everything i know. โ€ ย 
โ€œ he wonโ€™t be talking. โ€ ย 
โ€œ why go to the trouble? you can kill yourself right here. โ€
โ€œ do i look scared? โ€ ย 
โ€œ iโ€™ve been watching them, i know their patterns. โ€ ย 
โ€œ we donโ€™t wanna hurt you, we wanna help you. โ€ ย 
โ€œ if i lower my gun, we didnโ€™t hurt you, so you donโ€™t hurt us, right? โ€
โ€œ thatโ€™s a weird fucking tone, man. โ€ ย 
โ€œ thatโ€™s just the way he sounds, he has an asshole voice. โ€
โ€œ iโ€™m gonna trust you. โ€ ย 
โ€œ you know what happens when you do that to people? the moment they get a chance, they do it right back to you. โ€
โ€œ never killed anyone. โ€ ย 
โ€œ pointing an unloaded gun at you was the closest iโ€™ve ever come to being violent. โ€
โ€œ thatโ€™s my dicey-as-fuck plan. โ€ ย 
โ€œ your dadโ€™s kind of a pessimist. โ€ ย 
โ€œ heโ€™s not my dad. โ€ ย 
โ€œ iโ€™m not her dad. โ€ ย 
โ€œ endure and survive. โ€ ย 
โ€œ i wasnโ€™t exactly telling you the truth, before. โ€ ย 
โ€œ i am the bad guy because i did a bad guy thing. โ€ ย 
โ€œ weโ€™re not doing so good. โ€ ย 
โ€œ have you been back to the room you grew up in? โ€ ย 
โ€œ he would be horrified by the things iโ€™ve done. โ€ ย 
โ€œ this is what happens when you fuck with fate. โ€ ย 
โ€œ are you ever scared? โ€ ย 
โ€œ iโ€™m scared all the time. โ€ ย 
โ€œ iโ€™m scared of ending up alone. โ€ ย 
โ€œ if you turn into a monster, is it still you inside? โ€ ย 
โ€œ stay awake with me. โ€ ย 
โ€œ gimme the gun. โ€ ย 
โ€œ what did i do? โ€ ย 
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memesfromstuff ยท 7 months
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* THE BOYS S01E01 STARTERS.
"how's he gonna find his dick? it's invisible."
"get up, get up! come on, come on!"
"stay back. just stay the fuck back!"
"what are you smiling at?"
"you okay?"
"can iโ€ฆ can i get a selfie?"
"i really need to talk to you about something."
"later, kid."
"i'd like to make an appointment for you to come over and lay some cable."
"that doesn't mean what you think it means."
"laying cable means sex."
"that's disgusting."
"despite your best efforts, i'm actually still hungry."
"i'm actually more hungry now."
"where are we gonna go after all this hot talk?"
"what was i supposed to do? kick his door down."
"i said okay."
"yeah, but you didn't mean it."
"i don't think that'sโ€ฆ i don't think that's true."
"well excuse me for waiting."
"you ever heard of chivarly?"
"listen, this is about you getting what you deserve."
"hey, don't you ever besmirch billy joel."
"i can't stop, i can't stop, i can't stop, i can't stop."
"let the energy go through the wall."
"you should look away."
"i hated it. i mean i can still smell the hairspray."
"but it wasn't a joke to me."
"since when did hopeful and naive become the same thing?"
"i mean why would you get into this business if not to save the world?"
"just, uh, don't get upset, okay?"
"i sign this and i can't talk about it?"
"look, i know you're upset, but we're just trying to help."
"then say you're sorry."
"i mean, you people say 'our condolences' and 'my sympathies' and 'our
regrets', but nobody can look me in the fucking eye and say 'i'm sorry!'"
"i'm not signing anything, get out."
"can i think about it?"
"we could really use the press right now."
"don't worry, i didn't get the job."
"if you're negative, negative things happen to you."
"come sit with me."
"good for you. you want to make this right, what happened. but you can't."
"this is a lot of money. we could really use it."
"be realistic."
"you can't do this."
"you don't have the fight, you never have."
"i'm sorry, but it's true."
"are all these people here for me?"
"i- i haven't done anything yet."
"yeah, that's why we love you."
"so, you ready for your life to change?"
"pretty cool, huh?"
"i used to stand in the mirror, pretending to be where i am right now."
"on my first day, i felt like a fraud. but the good news is, everybody feels that way."
"and hey, we're a team now. we'll help each other out."
"i hope that's not inappropriate to say."
"settle down, we're just talking."
"look, i know that you're powerful. i get it."
"your powers are no joke."
"goes to show you, doesn't it? the bollocks people will believe, if you get them
scared enough."
"cool. cool, cool."
"i'm not gonna piss you about. i heard what happened."
"i'm sorry, who are you?"
"i said who the hell are you, how do you know that?"
"listen, i was thinking that you and me should have a bit of a chat."
"you don't sound like a fed."
"you got it all wrong. it's what i can do for you."
"if you knew half the shit they get up toโ€ฆ fucking diabolical."
"how do you spank a supe?"
"you'll love it."
"thank you for an extremely weird conversation."
"i don't wanna go to a second location with you."
"this is your one and only, mate. once i go i'm gone."
"what have you got to lose that you ain't already lost?"
"where are we?"
"keep your mouth shut."
"fucking hypocrite."
"you want to hear something crazy?"
"dude, that's nasty."
"they're fucking laughing."
"so what are you gonna do about it?"
"oh, for chrissakes. clean yourself up."
"never let them see you like this."
"someone's fucking hiding something."
"like what, like i'm fucking james bond?"
"no, no. i can't, okay?"
"i'm not an infiltrator."
"i'm sorry, i'm just gonna fuck it up."
"i'm notโ€ฆ i'm not like you."
"i know, i know, it's a tough swallow."
"i think maybe you can."
"friendship does cut both ways."
"i don't know what you're talking about."
"i'm fine, i'm just having a bad day."
"andโ€ฆ i didn't fight. and now i just feel sick."
"turns out i'm not who i thought i was."
"sorry, i didn't mean to just dump all of that on you."
"just 'cause you fall on your ass doesn't mean you have to stay there."
"that's not who you are. so, who are you?"
"i'm a fighter. i'm gonna fight. i'm gonna take that son of a bitch's head clean
off his body."
"little scary, but- but cool."
"okay, man. i'm in."
"don't want to be late to your first official meeting."
"i had a whole welcome speech planned."
"beginning to wonder if you'd even show up. all that pressure, it's a lot for
anyone to swallow."
"i'm here, and i'm not going anywhere."
"can we get back to this, please? this is a serious crime."
"now, what i do want to hear, is who you saved this week. huh?"
"that's that? that was- that was a lot. th- i've- hold on, can you just- can you
repeat it again?"
"or you can take the blue pill. or is it the red pill? anyway, take the other pill
and quit being a cunt."
"which pill do you want me to take?"
"just quit being a cunt, that's what i'm saying."
"could you empty your pockets, please?"
"accidents happen, right?"
"after all, i mean, you were saving the world."
"can i use your bathroom?"
"and i look him right in the eye, and i smile."
"that was awesome, man."
"i get why you dig this job."
"i think it's best that i take it from here, you know what i mean?"
"i know you can help. i got it."
"you ever seen an asshole tear up 45k?"
"i'd appreciate your discretion."
"of course. you have my word."
"you think i wouldn't find this?"
"who was he?! he put you up to this?"
"do you think i'm a fucking idiot?"
"sorry about the mess."
"you should fuck off."
"you're gonna fucking tell me, or i'm gonna smash your fucking scalp off."
"is heโ€ฆ is he dead?"
"well, he ain't moving."
"would've taken me forever to work that one out."
"let's get him in the booth. the trunk."
"we're both in a shitload of trouble."
"what?! then who the fuck are you?!"
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SENTENCE MEME โŸถ OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH / 1.1 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.
'i didn't sign up to play cards.'
'what we're about to do will be perilous!'
'no, that's the worst thing you could do.'
'surrender! you have no chance of escape!'
'is it meant to be this shaky?!'
'my name's ______. i'll be your robber here today.'
'every pirate captain captains pirates differently.'
'that's a lot of mental pressure.'
'well, i'm the only crew member who can read.'
'stealing a plant is hardly swashbuckling.'
'sewed up my shoulder once, after i'd been stabbed.'
'sounds to me like sewing can be pretty tough.'
'well, don't you look holy.'
'a lot of the guys are sweethearts deep down.'
'they're just dealing with a fair amount of trauma.'
'hey, come on, mate. i'm gonna have to sew that up now.'
'mutiny is a-brewin'.'
'you said to record everything, warts and all, so that's what i'm doin'.'
'yeah, cats are terrifying. everyone knows that.'
'no offense. i know you're mates.'
'if we kill him, we'll never know what happens to the wooden doll who wants to become a real boy.'
'talk like a wooden boy.'
'oh, hello! i'm a little wooden boy, and me, me legs are sticks!'
'but can we light it on fire?'
'you don't think it'll actually get that bloody, do you?'
'i'm gettin' too old for the hand-to-hand violence.'
'no, no. this is my battle jacket.'
'it's so permanent, isn't it?'
'if you just kind of hit someone at the back there, you'd knock 'em out.'
'we don't do this because we like this. we do it because... we don't have any other choice.'
'some of us thrive on danger, don't we?'
'permission to blow them to hell?'
'one appears to be a heavyset woman in a silk dressing gown.'
'you can see her there, cowering.'
'we went to boarding school together.'
'we'll be back on our smelly old ship soon enough.'
'no, really. smells of ass and runny cheese on that thing.'
'oh, it's so perfectly you. it's so impractical.'
'to think of the ridiculous rumor going around about you...'
'but you were so fat and soft and weak.'
'you cried all the time, and liked to pick flowers.'
'actually, everyone knows cats are very evil because they steal children's breath.'
'yeah, no, he, he looks pretty stunned.'
'stabbed him right in the face.'
'do you know how hard it is to drive a sword through someone's skull?'
'it's always the quiet ones.'
'it won't hurt to give him another day. we can always kill him the day after.'
'he'll be dead soon. we might as well enjoy it while it lasts.'
'don't panic. i can explain everything.'
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๐Ÿ ย * ย โ€• ย ๐‘ป๐‘ฏ๐‘ฌ ๐‘ณ๐‘ฌ๐‘ฎ๐‘ฌ๐‘ต๐‘ซ ๐‘ถ๐‘ญ ๐‘ฒ๐‘ถ๐‘น๐‘น๐‘จ ๐‘บ๐‘ฌ๐‘ต๐‘ป๐‘ฌ๐‘ต๐‘ช๐‘ฌ ๐‘บ๐‘ป๐‘จ๐‘น๐‘ป๐‘ฌ๐‘น๐‘บ.
โ› ย so, i sort of started a civil war ...ย  โœ โ› ย i am so sorry for turning my back on you as my mentor.ย  โœ โ› ย i needed to understand what real suffering was, so i could become more compassionate to others.ย  โœ โ› ย what's the big idea with making me train this early in the morning? the morning is evil.ย  โœ โ› ย oh, i'm sorry. did i put you in a difficult position by fighting the giant force of pure evil that was going to destroy the whole world? maybe your administration could have handled that.ย  โœ โ› ย fighting is something the old me would do. that always made things worse.ย  โœ โ› ย let's go on a vacation, just the two of us. anywhere you want.ย  โœ โ› ย it's all right. people usually assume that i'm daddy's helpless little girl, but i can handle myself.ย  โœ โ› ย the world is in trouble ... i have to go help.ย  โœ โ› ย i'm impressed. no one has ever gotten the better of me like that.ย  โœ โ› ย i assure you, i have a plan. and i'm saving you for last; then you'll get your duel, and i will destroy you.ย  โœ โ› ย when we hit our lowest point, we are open to the greatest change.ย  โœ โ› ย i did what i had to do to survive and protect my little brother.ย  โœ โ› ย and ... what am i going to find if ... i get through this?ย  โœ โ› ย we should always learn from those who came before us, but we must also forge our own path.ย  โœ โ› ย why don't you come and find out?ย  โœ โ› ย if you look for the light, you can often find it. but if you look for the dark, that is all you will ever see.ย  โœ โ› ย you need to make decisions based on what you want. don't make the same mistakes i did.ย  โœ โ› ย i don't know what i'm supposed to be doing half the time.ย  โœ โ› ย right, friends. no, no, i didn't mean to imply.ย  โœ โ› ย i do like the idea of putting you on a train and sending you far, far away.ย  โœ โ› ย you need me, but i don't need you.ย  โœ โ› ย you swore your loyalty to me and i gave you a chance at greatness. this is how you repay me?ย  โœ โ› ย i told you dating a teammate would be a bad idea.ย  โœ โ› ย stick around five minutes and you'll find out who's bluffing.ย  โœ โ› ย wait! we can't fight them all. we need to be smart about this.ย  โœ โ› ย you know, it's okay to be scared. the important thing is to talk about our fears, because if we don't, they throw us out of balance. i'm always here for you, if you want to talk.ย  โœ โ› ย what i'm trying to say is, as much as you drive me crazy ... i also think you're pretty amazing.ย  โœ โ› ย see, that's what i admire about you, [ name ]: your willingness to go to extremes in order to get what you want. it is a quality we both share.ย  โœ โ› ย ending a relationship is kind of like pulling off a bloodsucking leech. you just gotta rip it off and get it over with. you'll feel a lot better afterwards. trust me.ย  โœ โ› ย don't tell me you are still mad about everything that happened?! i did some good things, too!ย  โœ โ› ย all right, hold on. will you quit ignoring me and tell me what's going on?ย  โœ โ› ย how about, for now, i just promise not to show up at your house and attack you again?ย  โœ โ› ย what would you do, if you were in charge? help me be more like you.ย  โœ โ› ย i wish you were putting up more of a fight, but it was still fun.ย  โœ โ› ย please, just let me say one thing, then i'll never contact you again.ย  โœ โ› ย i'm not sure i'll ever be able to forgive you. but that doesn't mean i shouldn't try.ย  โœ โ› ย i came here to look you in the eye and tell you that you have no power over me. i will no longer be scared of you.ย  โœ โ› ย but if you had any other options, you wouldn't be here now, would you? we may have been enemies once, but for now, our interests align.ย  โœ โ› ย you don't have to apologize for anything. i'm just so happy you're here now.ย  โœ
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best of patterson from blindspotย ( 2015 - 2020 ) sentence starters !
change pronouns / tense / etc as needed !
oh, opposite, opposite.
that is very not good.
in science, knowing what doesnโ€™t work is just as important as knowing what does.
basically, the thing that iโ€™m working on isnโ€™t doing the thing itโ€™s supposed to be doing when iโ€™m doing the thing that iโ€™m doing to it?
does that make any sense?
sorry i blew up your house.
morse code? more like horse code.
to catch a con, you gotta hatch a con.
okay, letโ€™s get back to committing numerous felonies.
i remember my first date, took him forever to stop crying.
each programmer has a distinctive coding style.
itโ€™s not exactly comic con for me either!
two jerks for the price of one.
iโ€™m not in the matrix.
we just discovered a tomb under a forgotten temple.
i did the math.
in my head where math is done.
i called you a decent hacker.
you are the best hacker i know.
and a pretty awesome person too.
and you tap its nose to give it affection.
so thatโ€™s what this is about?
you wanna save face more than you wanna save these people?
this is on you, thatโ€™s the job!
so i need you to trust me.
sometimes you just have to take a leap of faith.
my shower ran late.
i... slept over.
my alarm slept over.
i slept in. all alone.
sheโ€™s good, but sheโ€™s no me.
you left me in a room with a hundred boxes of garbage and a lunatic ranting about a brain ray.
so letโ€™s just lower our expectations just a little bit, okay?
at least your ex didnโ€™t try to kill you and then hand you over to a madwoman to be tortured.
iโ€™ve also been thinking a lot about getting a cat.
actually, i am a gnome cleric.
donโ€™t touch my keyboard!
damn, iโ€™m good.
my guess is we both donโ€™t get our way.
who does science in six inch heels?
stop yelling! itโ€™s not helping me code.
we could use some of this to kill someone.
chocolate is universally adored.
oh, yeah, thatโ€™s gin.
how is that even a filing system?
i need you to type the periodic table, okay?
i find it centers me.
this isnโ€™t the first dryer sheet!
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&. ๐ง๐จ ๐ฉ๐ฎ๐ง ๐ข๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐๐ž๐: ๐ฏ๐จ๐ฅ๐ฎ๐ฆ๐ž ๐ญ๐จ๐จ ๐ฌ๐ž๐ง๐ญ๐ž๐ง๐œ๐ž ๐ฌ๐ญ๐š๐ซ๐ญ๐ž๐ซ๐ฌ.
(ย  inspired from the pun book from the last of us, here are some dialogue prompts of various puns. feel free to edit and change as you seem fit. )
โ› for a fungi to grow you must give it as mushroom as possible. โœ
โ› it doesn't matter how much you push the envelope. it'll still be stationary. โœ
โ› what did the mermaid wear to her math class? an algae bra. โœ
โ› people are making apocalypse jokes like there's no tomorrow. โœ
โ› why did the scarecrow get an award? he was outstanding in his field. โœ
โ› what did the triangle say to the circle? you're so pointless. โœ
โ› a book just fell on my head, i only have my shelf to blame. โœ
โ› i tried to catch some fog earlier. i mist. โœ
โ› i stayed up all night wondering where the sun went. then it dawned on me. โœ
โ› diarrhea is hereditary... it runs in your genes. โœ
โ› what did the green grape say to the purple grape? breathe, you idiot! โœ
โ› i'm reading a book on anti-gravity, and it's impossible to put down. โœ
โ› what is a pirate's favorite letter? tis' the c. โœ
โ› i wasnโ€™t originally going to get a brain transplant, but then i changed my mind. โœ
โ› what washes up on tiny beaches? microwaves. โœ
โ› why are frogs so happy? they eat whatever bugs them. โœ
โ› i don't trust trees. they're shady. โœ
โ› i was going to tell you a pizza joke, but it's too cheesy. โœ
โ› i want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body. โœ
โ› thereโ€™s a new type of broom out.ย itโ€™s sweeping the nation. โœ
โ› did you hear about the man who lost his left side?ย heโ€™s all right now. โœ
โ› what do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? a maybe. โœ
โ› i tried to make a belt out of watches. it was a waist of time. โœ
โ› i got fired from the calendar factory, just forย taking a day off. โœ
โ› did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? he was lucky it was a soft drink. โœ
โ› tequila may not fix your life but its worth a shot. โœ
โ› why are there fences around cemeteries? because people are dying to get in! โœ
โ› thanks for explaining the word 'many' to me, it means alot. โœ
โ› i once ate a watch.ย it was time consuming. โœ
โ› why are teddy bears never hungry? they are always stuffed! โœ
โ› i donโ€™t trust stairs because theyโ€™re always up to something. โœ
โ› never trust an atom, they make up everything! โœ
โ› i couldn't figure out how to put my seatbelt on, but then it clicked. โœ
โ› how do construction workers party? they raise the roof. โœ
โ› what do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? a thesaurus. โœ
โ› when a clock is hungry, it goes back four seconds. โœ
โ› i made a pun about the wind but it blows. โœ
โ› it's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally. โœ
โ› what did the ocean say to the beach? nothing, it just waved. โœ
โ› i have a joke about chemistry, but i don't think it will get a reaction. โœ
โ› i'm on a seafood diet. i see food and i eat it. โœ
โ› why did the restaurant on the moon get bad reviews? it has no atmosphere.โœ
โ› how do you organize a space party? you planet. โœ
โ› i once heard a joke about amnesia... but i forget how it goes. โœ
โ› the frustrated cannibal threw up his hands. โœ
โ› it takes guts to be an organ donor. โœ
โ› why is the mushroom always invited to parties? he's a fungi. โœ
โ› a guy walks into a bar... he was disqualified from the limbo contest. โœ
โ› jokes with punch lines can be painfully funny. โœ
โ› so what if i donโ€™t know what apocalypse means? itโ€™s not the end of the world! โœ
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THE WALKING DEAD SEASON ONE SENTENCE STARTERS
โ› Sometimes I wonder if you even care about us at all. โœ
โ› Make sure you got a round in the chamber and your safety off. โœ
โ› Son of a bitch shot me. You believe that? โœ
โ› Look, I ask and you answer. It's common courtesy, right? โœ
โ› Get away from the windows. โœ
โ› Conserve your ammo. Goes faster than you think. Especially at target practice. โœ
โ› There are others. It's not just us. โœ
โ› Folks got no idea what they're getting into. โœ
โ› We are surviving here. We are day to day. โœ
โ› Listen, whoever you are, I don't mind telling you I'm a little concerned in here. โœ
โ› Have you been listening? You're running out of time. โœ
โ› Yeah, whatever. Yeehaw. You're still a dumbass. โœ
โ› You know what the key to scavenging is? Surviving! You know the key to surviving? Sneaking in and out, tiptoeing. Not shooting up the streets like it's the O.K. Corral. โœ
โ› You were chasing a hallucination, imagining things. It happens. โœ
โ› Hey! Y'all be more polite to a man with a gun! Only common sense. โœ
โ› We survive this by pulling together, not apart. โœ
โ› If bad ideas were an Olympic event, this would take the gold. โœ
โ› You can't leave me. You can't leave me here. Not like this. โœ
โ› At least somebody's having a good day. โœ
โ› Words can be meager things. Sometimes they fall short. โœ
โ› Nothing bit you? Nothing scratched you? โœ
โ› So that's it, huh? You're just gonna walk off? Just to hell with everybody else? โœ
โ› You're putting every single one of us at risk. Just know that. โœ
โ› The world ended. Didn't you get the memo? โœ
โ› Toughest asshole I ever met. Feed him a hammer, he'd crap out nails. โœ
โ› They're not gonna say it so I will. You're scaring people. โœ
โ› Even I think it's a bad idea and I don't even like you much. โœ
โ› There ain't nothing gonna stop him from getting back here to you, I promise you that. โœ
โ› One wrong move, you get an arrow in the ass. Just so you know. โœ
โ› You come back locked and loaded, we'll see which side spills more blood. โœ
โ› Them guns are worth more than gold. Gold won't protect your family or put food on the table. โœ
โ› What life I have I owe to him. โœ
โ› I don't think you fully appreciate the gravity of the situation. โœ
โ› You're the dumbest son of a bitch I ever met. We walked in there ready to kill every last one of you. โœ
โ› The people we've encountered since things fell apart, the worst kindโ€ฆ plunderers, the kind that take by force. โœ
โ› Guess the world changed. โœ
โ› The people here, they all look to me now. I don't even know why. โœ
โ› Hell with them people. Wouldn't piss on them if their heads were on fire. โœ
โ› Unless I've misread the signs, the world seems to have come to an end. At least hit a speed bump for a good long while. โœ
โ› Timeโ€ฆit's important to keep track, isn't it? The days at least. Don't you think? โœ
โ› Do not enter the city. It belongs to the dead now. โœ
โ› I know how the safety works. โœ
โ› We start down that road, where do we draw the line? โœ
โ› Someone needs to have some balls to take care of this damn problem! โœ
โ› We don't kill the living. โœ
โ› I'm sorry for not ever being there. I always thought there'd be more time. I'm here now. โœ
โ› These people need to know who the hell's in charge here, what the rules are. โœ
โ› There are no rules. โœ
โ› We need time to mourn and we need to bury our dead. It's what people do. โœ
โ› I won't leave again. I promise you that. Not for anything. โœ
โ› You save a grave for me? โœ
โ› It's not about what you want. That sound you hear, that's God laughing while you make plans. โœ
โ› We can't stay here. We both know that. โœ
โ› The most important thing here is we need to stay together. โœ
โ› You go on your own, you won't have anyone to watch your back. โœ
โ› Leave me here. I'm done. Just leave me. โœ
โ› The feverโ€ฆ You've been delirious more often than not. โœ
โ› We can't be here, this close to the city after dark. โœ
โ› You got stuff to bring in, you do it now. Once this door closes, it stays closed. โœ
โ› You know, it's over. There's nothing left. โœ
โ› You don't know what it's like out there. You may think you do, but you don't. โœ
โ› We don't have to be afraid anymore. We're safe here. โœ
โ› I lost somebody too. I know how devastating it is. โœ
โ› What's wrong with him? Seriously, is he nuts, medicated, what? โœ
โ› I did the best I could in the time that I had. I hope you'd be proud of that. โœ
โ› We always think there's gonna be more time. โœ
โ› You should've left well enough alone. It would've been so much easier. โœ
โ› I had to keep hope alive, didn't I? โœ
โ› There is no hope. There never was. โœ
โ› What part of "everything is gone" do you not understand? โœ
โ› There's your chance. Take it. โœ
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' we could socialize, like adults. god forbid we become friendly. '
' i don't find you that interesting. '
' killing must feel good to god, too. '
' you beginning to appreciate my lack of sympathy?
' cruelty is a gift humanity has given itself. '
' you have every right to know what's happening, but not from me. '
' you spend a lot of time building walls. '
' when you doubt yourself, you don't have to doubt me too. '
' you don't know much more about who you are. '
' terrible thing, to have your identity taken away. '
' i don't know if i will ever be myself again. '
' yeah, well, we all want things that we can't have. '
' how many people have you killed?
' i'm so sorry. i 'm sorry i couldn't protect you in this life. '
' i know who i am. i'm not so sure i know who you are anymore. '
' i'm going to remember, and when i do, there will be a reckoning. '
' the conclusion i've drawn is that you are dangerous. '
' if god is looking down at you, don't you want to be looking back at him? '
' what exactly am i guilty of? '
' i put those checks and balances in places and then ignored them. and here we are. '
' you tried to kill me. it's hard not to take that personally. '
' first, you have to grieve for what is lost and what has changed. '
' how will you take your life back? '
' must i denounce myself as a monster while you still refuse to see the one growing inside you? '
' most of what we do, most of what we believe is motivated by death. '
' nothing sells better than a survival story. '
' we're all desperate for a little hope. '
' i was hoping you and i wouldn't have to say goodbye. '
' be blind. don't be brave. '
' if you stay, i will kill you. '
' do you believe you could change me, the way i've changed you? '
' after everything he's done, can you still ignore the worst in him? '
' how will you feel when i'm gone? '
' i'm not going to find you. i'm not going to look for you. '
' our old lives hover in the shadows. '
' the next time you have an instinct to help someone, you might consider crushing them instead. '
' do you know who they are? '
' i'm not letting them die, you are. '
' do you understand what i am doing? '
' fear is not what you owe me. '
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* ๐‡๐๐Ž'๐’ ย ๐“๐‡๐„ ย ๐‹๐€๐’๐“ ย ๐Ž๐… ย ๐”๐’ ย / ย ๐„๐ ย ๐Ÿ ย & ย ๐Ÿ.
feel free to change pronouns / wording!
โ€œ and thatโ€™s your biggest worry? โ€ ย 
โ€œ i presume the prospect of a viral pandemic keeps you up at night as well? โ€
โ€œ you like saying no. โ€ ย 
โ€œ billions of puppets with poisoned minds. โ€ ย 
โ€œ i was gonna make you birthday pancakes. โ€ ย 
โ€œ how old are you again? โ€ ย 
โ€œ gonna have to wear diapers soon. โ€ ย 
โ€œ youโ€™re still alive, you old fucker. โ€ ย 
โ€œ your t-shirtโ€™s inside out. โ€ ย 
โ€œ canโ€™t tell you how exciting it was listening to that fucking conversation. โ€
โ€œ i was gettinโ€™ worried. โ€ ย 
โ€œ i was thinkinโ€™ weโ€™d make some cookies. โ€ ย 
โ€œ i donโ€™t know why i talk to her. โ€ ย 
โ€œ you locked the door for once, good job. โ€
โ€œ you got me a present? โ€ ย 
โ€œ i donโ€™t hear anything. โ€ ย 
โ€œ that was lame. โ€ ย 
โ€œ i put the change back because iโ€™m an honest thief. โ€
โ€œ itโ€™s the thought that counts. โ€ ย 
โ€œ donโ€™t fall asleep. โ€ ย 
โ€œ wasnโ€™t my fault this time. โ€ ย 
โ€œ help me. โ€ ย 
โ€œ get in the truck! โ€ ย 
โ€œ you killed her. โ€ ย 
โ€œ weโ€™re gonna be brave, and weโ€™re gonna get outta this. โ€
โ€œ are we sick? โ€ ย 
โ€œ thereโ€™s nowhere to fucking go! โ€ ย 
โ€œ i got you. โ€ ย 
โ€œ can you run? โ€ ย 
โ€œ you keep your eyes on me. โ€ ย 
โ€œ weโ€™re gonna get you somewhere safe first. โ€ ย 
โ€œ hey! no one told you to move. โ€ ย 
โ€œ are you alone? โ€ ย 
โ€œ how did you get this? โ€ ย 
โ€œ itโ€™s okay. youโ€™re safe. โ€ ย 
โ€œ well, the more you shoot people, the harder it is to sleep, i guess. โ€
โ€œ you want โ€˜em or not? โ€ ย 
โ€œ fucking fireflies been blowing shit up all week. โ€
โ€œ itโ€™s easy to make a mistake in the dark. โ€ ย 
โ€œ iโ€™m not asking you to say anything. โ€ ย 
โ€œ how about we just let it go? โ€ ย 
โ€œ you gonna keep me here? kill me? โ€ ย 
โ€œ i give you my word that he wonโ€™t hurt you. โ€ ย 
โ€œ iโ€™d like to go home and drink โ€˜til my face stops hurting. โ€
โ€œ theyโ€™re shooting at us. โ€ ย 
โ€œ iโ€™m not a firefly! โ€ ย 
โ€œ people are gonna come looking for me. โ€ ย 
โ€œ let me out or youโ€™re gonna pay, motherfuckers! โ€ ย 
โ€œ iโ€™m not supposed to be here! โ€ ย 
โ€œ you canโ€™t be serious. โ€ ย 
โ€œ there are worse things than infected out there. โ€
โ€œ i got jumped by a couple guys. โ€ ย 
โ€œ itโ€™s a miracle youโ€™re alive. โ€ ย 
โ€œ itโ€™s a miracle any of us are alive. โ€ ย 
โ€œ i was in fedra lockup all day. โ€ ย 
โ€œ i need you to take a breath. โ€ ย 
โ€œ weโ€™re gonna find out, quietly. understand? โ€ ย 
โ€œ i would very much like for you to hurt him. โ€ ย 
โ€œ our people are asking whatโ€™s going on, and i donโ€™t know what to tell them. โ€
โ€œ rebellion takes time. โ€ ย 
โ€œ is this real? โ€ ย 
โ€œ keep it quiet. โ€ ย 
โ€œ you tell me to โ€˜look for the lightโ€™ and iโ€™ll break your jaw. โ€
โ€œ youโ€™re not scared. โ€ ย 
โ€œ why did you stop them? โ€ ย 
โ€œ i wonโ€™t tell anyone about any of this, i swear. โ€
โ€œ you were safe there until you decided to sneak out. โ€
โ€œ why wonโ€™t you let me go home? โ€ ย 
โ€œ i wasnโ€™t expecting it. โ€ ย 
โ€œ you canโ€™t be stupid like this. โ€ ย 
โ€œ obviously didnโ€™t take โ€˜fuck offโ€™ for an answer. โ€
โ€œ gimme my knife. โ€ ย 
โ€œ itโ€™s our business to know things. โ€ ย 
โ€œ youโ€™re the cause of it. โ€ ย 
โ€œ we donโ€™t smuggle people, sorry. โ€ ย 
โ€œ i know whatโ€™s out there. โ€ ย 
โ€œ what are they capable of? โ€ ย 
โ€œ you trust her? โ€ ย 
โ€œ your watch is broken. โ€ ย 
โ€œ you mumble in your sleep. โ€ ย 
โ€œ iโ€™ve never been on the other side of the wall. โ€
โ€œ look how dark it is. โ€ ย 
โ€œ but you know where to go, so weโ€™re gonna be okay. โ€
โ€œ holy shit, iโ€™m actually outside! โ€ ย 
โ€œ you stay close, and you follow my lead. โ€ ย 
โ€œ iโ€™m not sick! โ€ ย 
โ€œ i should fucking kill you! โ€ ย 
โ€œ i apologise about your lunch. โ€ ย 
โ€œ is this bite from a human? โ€ ย 
โ€œ so theyโ€™re still out there... โ€ ย 
โ€œ i have spent my life studying these things. โ€ ย 
โ€œ iโ€™m not infected. โ€ ย 
โ€œ i think what really impressed them was the fact that i didnโ€™t turn into a fucking monster. โ€
โ€œ thereโ€™s not gonna be anything bad in here? โ€
โ€œ better them than us. โ€ ย 
โ€œ iโ€™m gonna talk to you like youโ€™re an adult. โ€ ย 
โ€œ fuck you, man, i didnโ€™t ask for this. โ€ ย 
โ€œ can i have a gun? โ€ ย 
โ€œ iโ€™ll have to thrown a fucking sandwich at them. โ€
โ€œ they hit most of the big cities like this, they had to slow the spread somehow. โ€
โ€œ whatever, i snuck in. โ€ ย 
โ€œ you got some balls on you, sister. โ€ ย 
โ€œ people like to tell stories. โ€ ย 
โ€œ have you heard of books? โ€ ย 
โ€œ i donโ€™t know how i was supposed to know that. โ€
โ€œ youโ€™re a weird kid. โ€ ย 
โ€œ you try climbing ten fucking floors with our knees, see how you feel. โ€
โ€œ whereโ€™d you learn to do that? โ€ ย 
โ€œ no more questions about me. โ€ ย 
โ€œ was it hard? like, knowing they were people once. โ€
โ€œ you step on a patch of cordyceps in one place, and you can wake a dozen infected from somewhere else. now they know where you are, now they come. โ€
โ€œ youโ€™re not immune from being ripped apart. โ€
โ€œ from this point forward, we are silent. โ€ ย 
โ€œ well, i didnโ€™t shit my pants, so... โ€ ย 
โ€œ how about you just take the good news? โ€ ย 
โ€œ is it everything you hoped for? โ€ ย 
โ€œ our luck had to run out sooner or later. โ€ ย 
โ€œ i never ask you for anything. โ€ ย 
โ€œ save who you can save. โ€ ย 
โ€œ iโ€™m not going with you! โ€
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star trek: deep space nine, s1e01ย  โˆ• ย  sentence starters dialogue taken from s1e01, โ€œEmissary,โ€ of the 1990โ€ฒs science fiction television series by Michael Piller and Rick Berman. lightly edited for clarity.
โ€˜ itโ€™s gonna be okay... iโ€™ll get you out of there. โ€™
โ€˜ have we met before? โ€™
' sounds like theyโ€™re not ready. โ€™
โ€˜ youโ€™re throwing it all away! โ€™
' well then, donโ€™t ask for my opinion next time! โ€™
โ€˜ this is where the adventure is. this is where heroes are made. โ€™
โ€˜ one should never look into the eyes of their own gods. โ€™
โ€˜ this is going to take some getting used to. โ€™
โ€˜ iโ€™ve never figured out how to live without her. โ€™
โ€˜ you have a strange eye for beauty. โ€™
โ€˜ itโ€™s really quite simple - youโ€™re not going to leave. โ€™
โ€˜ it was only the beginning of your journey. โ€™
โ€˜ iโ€™m not a thief. โ€™
โ€˜ iโ€™ve made a career of knowing when to leave. โ€™
โ€˜ all my life, iโ€™ve been forced to pass myself off as one of you. โ€™
โ€˜ you may want to wait until we get safely back before you put your name in the history books. โ€™
โ€˜ there is a risk, but then again, you are a gambler. โ€™
โ€˜ i guess we got his attention. โ€™
โ€˜ thank you for your concern. but i think weโ€™ll see for ourselves. โ€™
โ€˜ why would you want me to stay? โ€™
โ€˜ oh, i love a woman in uniform. โ€™
โ€˜ we have to assume they know everything we know. โ€™
โ€˜ we are constantly searching, not just for answers to our questions, but for new questions. โ€™
โ€˜ it is quite simply, the journey you have always been destined to take. โ€™
โ€˜ i am not your enemy. allow me to prove it. โ€™
โ€˜ what do you mean? you canโ€™t do this. โ€™
โ€˜ what the hell is happening out there? โ€™
โ€˜ thereโ€™s nothing we can do. we have to leave. โ€™
โ€˜ another time, perhaps. โ€™
โ€˜ you do know how to make a perfect onion soup. โ€™
โ€˜ you donโ€™t want to ask me that. โ€™
โ€˜ i cannot give you what you deny yourself. โ€™
โ€˜ i have the bad habit of telling the truth, even when people donโ€™t want to hear it. โ€™
โ€˜ your mother is going to adore me. โ€™
โ€˜ most people, in my experience, wouldnโ€™t know reason if it got up and shook their hand. โ€™
โ€˜ if you want a war, iโ€™ll give you one. โ€™
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