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tunaricebowl · 9 months

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more memes? yeah more memes

ace attorney memes masterpost

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tunabesimpin · 2 years

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So me and @simpingseafood were chatting about Rollo and well-

short pompous bastard with a bowl cut ?

I don't actually know about him beyond the character he is twsted from, he sniffs a handkerchief and apparently has something to do with Malleus?

#twst roro #twst rollo #i dont know his name please help #twisted wonderland #twst #tuna be talkin #twst meme #twst shitpost

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cloud-ya · 6 months

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wanted to draw sakura with fish tail when this outfit was released but I forgor💀 now I see mihoyo themselves doing it with kasumi lol

#honkai impact #yae sakura #fish tail #please dont make it stupidly popular like the tuna tails

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tunastime · 5 months

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Tuna Tunastime's Official Commissions

hi everyone!

it's that time of the year (again! but not again, since this is my first time saying this) and if you're looking for fun or unique gifts, for yourself or someone else, I'm opening up writing commissions all the way through the holidays!

the holidays means I have a good chunk of time off and some free time to be writing besides the stuff I work on for myself! so I'm opening up about 5 slots (with chances for more!).

as you all know, I feel the most comfortable writing life series and hermitcraft, but I've written for DBH, DSMP, and some Yogs, and I also would be willing to do some research into other mcyt series', creators, and smps. but if there's something you're interested in that you're not sure I know, shoot me a message!

I take payments through ko-fi, which is linked in my pinned post and here, and you're welcome to chat with me through tumblr dms or through my email.

(some samples of my work in my fics tag, and my more well known works on ao3 here, here, and here!)

even if you can't afford a commission right now, you're still helping out a ton by being here, sharing my work, or even donating a small amount to my kofi!

#text #tunas coms #writing commissions #fics #please let me know if you're interested! i wanna talk to anyone who might be hehe #my dms should be open!

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spacexseven · 1 year

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Mista tuna mista tuna i hope you’ve been having a wonderful week❤️ ive been thinking about fyodor transforming into dazai for god reader so im asking you, god of all writers, what would that look like?

hello anon!!! u r the cutest hehe thank you thank you

Okay but i feel like fyodor will start acting more and more like dazai for god reader.

His ushanka? Gone

Hair? After an emotional painful reminder that his god prefers dazai over him, he will show up with dyed messy brown hair

And oh, is that a new trench coat?

SO.MANY.BANDAGES! how does dazai do this everyday?

You get the point. Fyodor, the most narcissistic, godcomplexed rat out there, will beg on his hands and knees for you to look at him, acknowledge him.

to say his name, not some unworthy scum

Dont get me started on what he will do if he find reader with dazai, smiling and chatting with the enemy as if you hadn’t stay quiet for the last century with your infamous poker face

Dazai should start running

yes u r right anon!!! he starts off by changing his physical appearance to resemble dazai, before anything else.

so it comes as a shock to see fyodor kneeling down before you with brown hair. he's got it cut, too, and styled messily. perhaps noticing your gaze on him, he gathers up the courage to lock eyes with you, and—your heart drops at the sight.

it's almost painful to see him smile—a mischievous quirk that was all too reminiscent of dazai. it's unnatural if the trembling lips of fyodor were anything to go by, and you find yourself thinking that nikolai could have pulled this off better. he stares at you with that unassuming look dazai has, but the intense staring has already caused it to lose its effect—now, it's just creepy.

he clears his throat right before the end of his prayers, and the question that follows leaves you puzzled, "he has worn both black and beige coats in the past. which colour do you prefer…?"

as always, you don't spare him with an answer.

his solution is to alternate between both colours every day.

then the bandages start to appear. you consider the possibility that fyodor was stalking dazai, because it was starting to look eerily accurate with the bandage placements and the directions they were wrapped in. to make things worse, the weird smile is still making its appearance, though you've become desensitized to the sight. a good thing, because if you witnessed both the smile and his new manner of speaking at the same time, it may have actually caused your heart to give out.

he speaks in a odd, playful manner, not the serious, refined way he usually does, and it does get on your nerves. mostly because it doesn't suit him at all. him and dazai, especially when it concerned their ideologies, were polar opposites, and this was just weird. you finally decide things have gone too far when he starts comparing his ability to dazai's.

"crime and punishment," he suggested, "is not all that different from no longer human. one nullifies life, and the other nullifies an ability. not to mention, they are both abilities with three words in their name and, by nature, cannot be used as a supporting—" (you tuned out the rest)

one day, when you catch sight of him fiddling with the hat he always wore, a wonderful idea strikes you. he had really been getting onto your nerves recently, and it was the perfect time for payback.

"your ushanka was cute," at the hopeful look in his eyes, you bite back a smile, "though it suits dazai best."

#ask 🐟#anon 🐟#yandere bungo stray dogs x reader #yandere bsd x reader #yandere bungo stray dogs #bungo stray dogs x reader #bungou stray dogs x reader #bungo stray dogs #yandere fyodor dostoevsky #yandere fyodor x reader #yandere fyodor #fyodor x reader #fyodor dostoyevsky x reader #also anons i see you all!! im happy every1 is excited fr this au but please bear w me i dont have a lot of time to spare on this blog T^T #bsd 🐟#god reader 🐟#fyodor 🐟#mista tuna is the most wonderful thing any1 has called me i love you anon i lvoe you

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cookkoo · 6 months

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Drawtober 2023 day 19: Plump

"What happened when we were at Hawaii?" "Sojiro been feeding Morgana, and I think he might pampered him a little too much with fatty tuna?"

Previous days: [1][2][3][4][5][6][7][8][9][10][11][12][13][14][15][16][17][18]

#shumako #amamiya ren #niijima makoto #kurusu akira #drawtober2023 #morgana p5 #sakura sojiro #drawtober #inktober2023 #inktober #Thank you Mona for helping me with another prompt #no but seriously tho #I think Mona deserved the fatty tuna that he kept missing in game #Sojiro is that one parent that ready to feed the cat whenever possible #Sojiro please this is unhealthy for him #what do you mean unhealthy? He's too slim!#do you actually feed the cat properly?#yes and YOU are overfeeding him #I'm not a cat!

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x-doom-and-gloom-x · 2 months

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I’m actually going to throw myself off a cliff if [REDACTED]’s name ends up being something like Joe or Steve

#tunas tales #14 days with you #please be something edgy look at him #I can make so many jokes right now but I’m posting on the clock

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cosmic-tuna · 9 days

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fallout fans PLEASE LISTEN

hello. i am a geology student, i want to tell you about a radioactive material. as the fallout tv show gains popularity, i want to tell you about the mineral AUTUNITE. why? because it is composed of 48% uranium. and last year, i saw someone selling it at a rock show. i won't go into details, but the rock show lady was absolutely insane. she yelled about ableism, and about how geologists knew nothing and were keeping mineralogists down. the details can be shared another day. regardless; this lady was selling an autunite sample. i confirmed it with both short wave and long wave UV lights. and she said it was safe. autunite, once again, is 48% uranium. it is not safe. i am begging everyone. if you find a cool rock that, for some reason, makes your camera grainy or weird… if the weird cup or whatever you find somehow alters your cam in ANY WAY. please, for the love of science, get it tested for radioactivity,

#geology #fallout #tuna talks geology #geo majors please add on

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quilzbees · 2 years

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