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cantpickafandomtbh · 1 year
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A conversation that definitely happened at some point:
Five: What are you, five?
Klaus: … No I’m Four, you’re Five
Five:
Klaus:
Five: I hate this family
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feralnumberfive · 2 years
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One of the most old man things Five has done is seeing the sign for the Ball of Twine on the side of the road and immediately going "We need to see that right now Klaus or I am going to die"
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juneekai · 2 years
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✤ 𓂂 ◌ Pearl Night ⊹ ◌
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rubber-ducksss · 10 months
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AU where everything is the same but Five tries to find the owner of the glass eye by checking everyone’s eye for a match Cinderella style
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seance · 2 years
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THE UMBRELLA ACADEMY + trailers.
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Hot take but the only reason Five seems more competent than the other Umbrellas is bc he Actually Knows Shit and spent way too long dealing with the fallout of said shit to ignore it (Diego and Klaus). Like, if Five was given the same amount of info as everyone else, he’d be just as fucking stupid as them.
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ambrosia-ghostie · 8 days
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it makes me sad that klaus rarely tells anyone anything because he’s done so many incredible things but no one even knows
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garden1a · 2 years
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HEY LOL (I need to leave this guy alone) THIS IS HIM WORKING AT THE COMMISSION IF HE WASNT AN OLD AND WHY AM I YELLING IDK 👩‍🦲
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klaus:
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lovelacedits · 1 year
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robert sheehan icons.
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cantpickafandomtbh · 1 year
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Klaus is more powerful then Five, but Five has more experience
so in a fight, Five would win - unless it was a fight to the death, in which case Klaus would win because Klaus is immortal which would absolutely piss off Five but you know, what can ya do?
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feralnumberfive · 1 year
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The Umbrella Academy as Will Wood lyrics [2]
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celerysimpnartz · 2 years
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Been sitting in the gallery with no purpose for a while. Might as well.
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at a family reunion-esque dinner an i just found out i have the cilantro soapy gene when i tell you i yelled at everyone “WHO WAS IT” so damn loud. anyway to cope here’s tua cilantro soap gene headcanons. please read i worked so hard XD
luther- yes and he’s sad about it :(
diego- no but he makes fun of luther
allison- nope. kind of convinced that it’s not real and everyone just made it up as an inside joke she wasn’t in on as a kid. she’s wildly insecure and bitter about it and is really passive agressive when it’s brought up
klaus- no but he is infinitely curious about what it tastes like and when he was 9 he ate a sliver of a bar of soap and cilantro at the same time to simulate the experience so he could empathize with his siblings. he cried and ran to grace who was confused but supportive and helped him wash his mouth out
five- yes but he doesn’t care. his food opinions and vibes are Very Fucked Up and he used to eat rocks anyway so. you cannot tell me this man didn’t eat rocks in the apocalypse drunkly because he was so hungry i’m sorry. also like cardboard poor baby
ben- thinks he does but he doesn’t. this is og ben bc i’m always posting about him he is the real ben hargreeves to me but this goes for s! ben too. and idk how to explain it either
viktor- yeah but he likes it. he’s like mmmmm and diego is horrified everyone is losing their minds and he’s like yummy :D my favorite
lila- yes but pretends she doesn’t because she’s seen diego make fun of luther for it. he’s all “extra cilantro right babe B)” and she’s like “hell yes” but is sad inside. if she just told him he would never order cilantro on anything again in case she wants to eat some of his food but she’s too far in at this point
sloane- no. she eats all of luther’s cilantro for him though <3
reginald asshole hargreeves- yes and i hope He Fucking Suffers. stupid ass alien tastebuds or whatever. he pretends nothing’s happening because he thinks it’s a human thing and he doesn’t want to blow his cover
grace- she can’t eat, but is aware of the chemical that makes it taste/smell like that because of her advanced sensory hardware and software
the handler- no. she puts cilantro in five’s food because she knows he has the gene. she thinks he’s on to her and picks it out but he just has no reaction. he just doesn’t care lmao. she’s playing these fucking mind games 4d chess and he’s like absentmindedly chewing on checkers
pogo- nope.
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Did they seriously just leave five to go off on his own in the finale? Wtf is he gonna do? My guy doesn't have any money, he looks like a minor so he can't get a job or a place to live, he doesn't have his powers so he can't fight nearly as well, and they just left him to his own devices? Yeah, that certainly can't end horribly.
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seance · 2 years
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five and klaus in wedding at the end of the world.
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