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Hello! This is just my side blog where I can ramble about the things I write, share WiPs, and occasionally post completed works without spamming my main
Currently on a Mauraders kick and have been for the past couple of years, but there are some TUA fics on the back burner of my brain/google drive that I will get back to at some point
Inbox is open if have any thoughts/feelings/questions/recomendations/ideas <3
(Prompts are welcome, but I make no promises about when I'll write them, especially characters I haven't written before <3)
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AO3: tealeavesandtrash
Writing tag: #maddy writes
Main Acc: @carry-on-my-wayward-hobbit
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Master list undercut of all my AO3 fics and tumblr prompts/micro fics
⭐️Marauders (AO3)⭐️
So Long, London
⭒ 1981 canon-compliant Remus angst for HP Tortured Poets Flash Fest.
⭒ (Teen / Wolfstar / Complete / 1k words)
Ridicule
⭒ Hogwarts era Regulus angst and unrequited feelings
⭒ (Teen / Jegulus / Complete / 1.5k words)
A Stranger in a Stranger's Bed
⭒ Lie low at Lupin’s character study.
⭒ (Teen / Wolfstar / Complete / 1.6k words)
Sweet Dreams of Holly and Ribbon
⭒ Wolfstar but make it a Hallmark Movie. Single-dad Remus, toddler Teddy and Harry, and Christmas fluff
⭒ (Teen / Wolfstar / Jily / Complete / 15.5k words)
☂️Umbrella Academy (AO3)☂️
Tennesse Honey
⭒ Klave Fucktober 2021 Promt 33 - kitchen sex.
⭒ (Explicit / Klave / Complete / 2.5k words)
Sucker Punch
⭒ Modern AU, one-night stand with an open/ambiguous ending
⭒ (Explicit / Klave / Complete / 1.8k words)
Beyond This Mortal Coil
⭒ Enklave Fest 2022 Prompt 87 and TUA AUgust 2021 Day 29 - Reincarnation.
⭒ Part 1: I'm Not Dead Just Floating (Teen / Klave / Complete / 12k words)
⭒ Part 2: Can’t Help Falling in love (Teen / Klave / Complete/7.9k words)
January Rain
⭒ Enklave Fest 2021 Prompt 81 - Hallucinations.
⭒ (Teen / Klave / Complete / 2.5k words)
This Years Love
⭒ Enklave Fest 2021 Prompt 27 - Dog Tags & Prompt 75 - Valentine's.
⭒ (Teen / Klave / Complete / 1.8k words)
Matryoshka
⭒ Russian doll AU.
⭒ (Mature / Klave / indefinite hiatus / 7.2k words)
🌸Micro Fics/Prompts🌸
Wolfstar
⭒ Soulmates - wolfstar, 560 words
⭒ Bodyguard - wolfstar, 351 words
⭒ College/University - worlfstar, 297 words
⭒ Dark AU - wolfstar, 742 words
⭒ Amnesia - wolfstar, 750 words
⭒ Bar/Restaurant - wolfstar, 298 words
⭒ Performer - wolfstar, 296 words
⭒ DogWalker - wolfstar, 421 words
⭒ Travel - wolfstar, 293 words
⭒ War - wolfstar, 299 words
⭒ Summer Camp - wolfstar, 299 words
⭒ Hospital - wolfstar, 299 words
Jily
⭒ Fly - jily, 504 words
⭒ PDA - jily, 324 words
⭒ Party - jily, 405 words
Misc.
⭒ James Potter Birthday Angst - Harry Potter, 384 words, *MCD*
⭒ Accidental Magic - gryffindor girls, 321 words
#AO3#AO3 fanfic#ao3 fanfiction#fanfic#fan fiction#fanfic masterlist#fanfic masterpost#about me post#maddy talks
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✨Fic Masterlist✨
(For anyone who cares & bc I love making lists)
A Stranger in a Stranger's Bed
Teen / Wolfstar / Complete
Lie low at lupin's drabble/character study. All the angst of canon compliance
Sweet Dreams of Holly and Ribbon
Teen / Wolfstar / Complete
A Wolfstar take on Hallmark movies with single dad Remus, Christmas fluff, and side Jily
Tennessee Honey
Explicit / Klave / CompleteJust pure
PWP for Klave Fucktober 2021 prompt 'Kitchen Sex'
Sucker Punch
Mature / Klave / Complete
Modern AU , one night stand with an open/ambiguous ending
Beyond This Mortal Coil Series
Teen / Klave / Complete
Reincarnation AU, technically set after S2 but mainly focusing around events of S1 for the reincarnation prompts for Enklave Fest 2021 & TUA AUgust 2021
Part 1: I’m Not Dead Just Floating
Part 2: Can't Help Falling In Love
January Rain
Teen / Klave / Complete
A different interpretation of what might have happened with the Sparrows, written for Enklave Fest 2021 prompt Hallucinations
This Years Love
Teen / Klave / Complete
A snippet into Klaus and Dave's relationship during Vietnam, written for Enklave Fest 2021 prompts dog tags & Valentines Day.
Matryoshka
Mature / Klave / Indefinite Haitus
Basically a Russian Doll AU
#for my own reference more than anything#number of times ao3 has gone rec is a wee bit stressful#so in dont have to spend ages searching for them when I wanna grab stats lol#maddy talks#maddy writes#ao3#fanfiction
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I posted 11,713 times in 2022
That's 3,190 more posts than 2021!
187 posts created (2%)
11,526 posts reblogged (98%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@xxgrimmreaperxx
@sink-drainage
@hollowboobtheory
@universejunction
@densoro
I tagged 1,905 of my posts in 2022
#x - 266 posts
#fave - 117 posts
#ref - 92 posts
#unreality - 61 posts
#big ref - 48 posts
#tua spoilers - 48 posts
#sandman spoilers - 29 posts
#help - 28 posts
#long post - 26 posts
#yeah - 24 posts
Longest Tag: 137 characters
#i had a not like other girls phase in middle school and it had nothing to do with ‘not respecting their inner lives’ and everything to do
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
packers are cool. stps are cool. strokers are cool. transmascs and trans men and anyone else who likes having a dick sometimes or all the time deserve to have support and easily available information for them
947 notes - Posted October 8, 2022
#4
i really wanna tell all the homophobes so mad about “no straight people in the sandman!” that the ceo and the interviewee in the diner were straight and be like look!!! look see there’s straight people!!! why aren’t you happy with that!!!
1,101 notes - Posted August 24, 2022
#3
oh ym fucking god when i was 14 and repressed trans and wanted to kill myself and rebuilt my life off of mcr they were right when they said it woukd get better and oh my g od this is it he’s in a dress he’s in a catgirl outfit they’re in booty shorts they’re in a skin tight skeleton costume guys it was worth it can anyone fucking hear me
1,257 notes - Posted September 5, 2022
#2
william shatner: WHY DO YOU THINK KIRK IS BISEXUAL
william shatner looking at men:
See the full post
2,169 notes - Posted April 19, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
star trek is literally such a homosexual show but also star trek will be like “this goo having sex with this goo is still a man and a woman”
3,547 notes - Posted November 4, 2022
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I posted 2,867 times in 2022
That's 878 more posts than 2021!
28 posts created (1%)
2,839 posts reblogged (99%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@m-e-w-666
@thewinegrannie
@dingdongyouarewrong
@9tiny9bunny9baby9
@annabelle--cane
I tagged 1,224 of my posts in 2022
#dracula daily - 351 posts
#tma - 185 posts
#doctor who - 141 posts
#rqg - 52 posts
#stranger things - 50 posts
#tua - 33 posts
#encanto - 26 posts
#eurovision - 25 posts
#derry girls - 25 posts
#rqg epilogue - 17 posts
Longest Tag: 138 characters
#as a non-american i have seen the movie groundhog day so many times (ironically) that i am desperate to go see the groundhog at some point
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Goncharov characters as Taylor Swift lyrics:
Goncharov - you were an expert at sorry/ and keeping lines blurry/never impressed by me acing your tests (dear john) this one took me a while but I legit feel like these lines get to the core of who he is especially regarding his relationship with Katya
Andrey - no one wanted to play with me as a little kid/ but I've been screaming like a criminal ever since/ to make them love me and make it seem effortless/ this is the first time I've felt the need to confess/ and I swear/ I'm only cryptic and Machiavellian cause I care (mastermind) like I'm actually gonna cry at how well this fits him
Katya - new to town with a made up name (the lucky one) hehe sorry to go so literal with this one but I couldn't resist
Sofia - it's me, hi/ I'm the problem it's me (antihero) no shade I love Sofia but my girl is definitely a Problem TM
60 notes - Posted November 20, 2022
#4
Dracula daily no context spoilers
64 notes - Posted October 1, 2022
#3
He's literally the Gina Linetti meme
98 notes - Posted January 20, 2022
#2
Renfield today
185 notes - Posted August 20, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
372 notes - Posted February 25, 2022
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I posted 2,140 times in 2022
That's 520 more posts than 2021!
39 posts created (2%) (guess I’m just uncreative)
2,101 posts reblogged (98%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@eevulpix
@directlyat-thesun
@ancient-namess
@homoromoacecase
@robiinbuckley
I tagged 643 of my posts in 2022
#the batman - 40 posts
#tua - 36 posts
#the umbrella academy - 31 posts
#tag game - 21 posts
#klaus hargreeves - 21 posts
#steddie - 16 posts
#tua spoilers - 14 posts
#mood - 14 posts
#so true - 13 posts
#stranger things - 12 posts
Longest Tag: 140 characters
#but i’ll make myself finish dune first because i have five books that i started and didn’t finish and i’ve reached the point where it starts
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
🎶✨when u get this, list 5 songs u like to listen to, publish. then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (positivity is cool)🎶✨ <3
thank you for the ask <3
(did I wait to answer this till after yungblud’s new song dropped? maybe, you can never prove it…)
tissues by yungblud
take cover by all time low
the light behind your eyes by my chemical romance
down with my demons by lø spirit
nightmares in paradise by palaye royale
i’m just gonna tag @pure-black-void and @shadow-of-a-cloud bc they have proven to have great music taste and if i was able to do this twice so should you!! Also open tag for anyone else who wants to do this!!
3 notes - Posted August 31, 2022
#4
my discord, in case any of my mutuals wanna be friends over there and use it to chat instead of the tumblr chat function(it’s in the tags because i’m paranoid okay?!)
4 notes - Posted February 26, 2022
#3
fav musician??
i first thought this would be a though question, but it’s actually not because halsey is honestly one of the few people i continuously listen to and her music is really great
(if you had asked for a band i would have yelled all time low without hesitation)
thank you for the ask!!!
5 notes - Posted January 20, 2022
#2
I’ve been thinking about this for weeks now so I’m gonna throw it into the void of tumblr.
The song “Kein Liebeslied” by Kraftklub is one of those songs where when I listen to it I imagine Eddie singing it for Steve bc he wrote it about him. I know it’s german and all but it’s all I can think about when I listen to it.
It’s basically about this guy who tried to write a love song but didn’t know how bc everything he writes just doesn’t seem good enough for the person he loves but in the end he ends up with that song that’s literally called “no lovesong/not a lovesong”
8 notes - Posted December 2, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Hello my tumblr mutuals,
I’m going to a con this weekend and we have a two hour drive before us tomorrow so…do you have any music suggestions for the trip?
19 notes - Posted June 2, 2022
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#tumblr2022#year in review#my 2022 tumblr year in review#your tumblr year in review#the top posts are so wildly different to last year#because last year they actually had a good amount of notes#and this year my top post has 19 notes#like what happened?!
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I posted 554 times in 2022
That's 545 more posts than 2021!
29 posts created (5%)
525 posts reblogged (95%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@burdge
@ofswordsandpens
@spyderverse
@perseannabeth
@velinxi
I tagged 519 of my posts in 2022
Only 6% of my posts had no tags
#pjo - 277 posts
#art - 199 posts
#percy jackson - 15 posts
#tua - 15 posts
#bapc - 14 posts
#pjo fanart - 14 posts
#my art - 11 posts
#self reblog - 11 posts
#art reference - 11 posts
#lmao - 10 posts
Longest Tag: 128 characters
#i remember when i first saw this on instagram i screenshotted it and stared at it every once in a while because this art is gold
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
some percy jackson :D
135 notes - Posted April 30, 2022
#4
percabeth but they swap bodies every time they wake up (like Your Name)
fanart for Heartlines on a Red String by @flyingcrowbar it’s so fsdkldf GOOD go read it ;-;
202 notes - Posted April 28, 2022
#3
happy birthday percy jackson!!💙
281 notes - Posted August 18, 2022
#2
request from @jasiper for jason as praetor before the switch!! had a lot of fun with colors :D tysm for the request and sorry it took so long!
294 notes - Posted April 25, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
some percy and annabeth <3
640 notes - Posted April 5, 2022
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#tumblr2022#year in review#my 2022 tumblr year in review#your tumblr year in review#ooooh this is cool
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I posted 1,377 times in 2022
That's 917 more posts than 2021!
280 posts created (20%)
1,097 posts reblogged (80%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@capinejghafa
@pepperf
@himbohargreeves
@lochrannn
@daily-castaneda
I tagged 1,178 of my posts in 2022
Only 14% of my posts had no tags
#the umbrella academy - 451 posts
#diego hargreeves - 410 posts
#lila pitts - 342 posts
#otp: just be gentle - 311 posts
#tua - 302 posts
#diego/lila - 231 posts
#diego x lila - 226 posts
#dielila - 217 posts
#david castañeda - 109 posts
#fanart - 101 posts
Longest Tag: 83 characters
#❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
I am stoked for Lila and Diego together!
See the full post
551 notes - Posted May 19, 2022
#4
Sexy punk and her nerdy scout leader bf
not an au, just what s3 is going to be
(also, lol, it looks like they’re looking at the same thing XD)
648 notes - Posted May 3, 2022
#3
But, do you know what I love? When Lila tells Diego Stan’s not his, Diego’s instant response is like, okay, so he’s adopted, I can work with that. Like. Diego, you have literally no obligation towards a 12 y/o your ex (sort of) adopted, even if that were what happened. But no, he’s fully ready to continue being dad.
888 notes - Posted June 23, 2022
#2
LILA!!!!!!!!!!!!
980 notes - Posted May 3, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Okay, my top 5 fave as in funniest in my opinion line deliveries of s3 were:
5. Luther: “Tunde was not a prince, he was a king and he was unjustly deposed!”
4. Diego is tied with himself for “Guy in a carpet” and “AND YOU WERE GONNA DISSOLVE THE BODY?!”
3. Lila to Five: “Miss you!”
Five:
Five:
Five: “That’s weird.”
2. Luther: “It’s like... Here you go. It’s your ass.”
1. Reggie: “And why should I want to befriend my own children? That’s for hippies and people with low self-esteem.”
5,577 notes - Posted August 3, 2022
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I posted 1,854 times in 2022
That's 757 more posts than 2021!
124 posts created (7%)
1,730 posts reblogged (93%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@viktorhargreeves
@thehargreevesfam
@maibeenot
@in-a-slanted-outhouse
@greyladyblue
I tagged 1,828 of my posts in 2022
Only 1% of my posts had no tags
#tua s3 - 705 posts
#q - 353 posts
#favorites - 118 posts
#the umbrella academy - 112 posts
#tua - 108 posts
#fics - 57 posts
#my rambles - 46 posts
#tua s3 spoilers - 42 posts
#tua s3 spec - 36 posts
#analysis - 35 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#also five’s thought process in this is so well written!!! like yes he’s working for the commission but under all that he’s still a scared..
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
See the full post
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#4
See the full post
780 notes - Posted June 19, 2022
#3
this bts picture is so pretty
979 notes - Posted July 19, 2022
#2
look at them go!
2,792 notes - Posted July 13, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
thinking about how when the sparrows are introduced it’s by their real names,, with their numbers being the nicknames (name aka #)
but when the umbrellas were introduced, their real names were the ones in quotation marks, with their number displayed first (# “name”)
6,985 notes - Posted June 21, 2022
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#tumblr2022#year in review#my 2022 tumblr year in review#your tumblr year in review#long post#not tua#my rambles#i love you tumblr year in review
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I posted 4,425 times in 2022
That's 4,425 more posts than 2021!
540 posts created (12%)
3,885 posts reblogged (88%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@in-a-slanted-outhouse
@forevereternally-janedoe
@sharkneto
@fiveapocalypse
@bundibird
I tagged 1,056 of my posts in 2022
#number five - 118 posts
#five hargreeves - 105 posts
#the umbrella academy - 101 posts
#tua - 83 posts
#my babygirl five hargreeves - 30 posts
#arlo's shitposts - 28 posts
#tua season 3 - 21 posts
#yes - 19 posts
#five - 19 posts
#autistic number five - 17 posts
Longest Tag: 138 characters
#the scene ends with “his it’s brutal in here as five slams his locker or the bell rings and he huffs as he has to sit history or something
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Nobody:
Five, in every second of every episode: this is great. I'm going to get a good grade in save my siblings, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.
597 notes - Posted June 28, 2022
#4
Hey, umbrella academy fanfom! Don't you dare let this fandom die once the show is over, you hear me? We need to stop letting fandoms die down once the cannon content is over, we can still have fun!
628 notes - Posted September 2, 2022
#3
Did they seriously just leave five to go off on his own in the finale? Wtf is he gonna do? My guy doesn't have any money, he looks like a minor so he can't get a job or a place to live, he doesn't have his powers so he can't fight nearly as well, and they just left him to his own devices? Yeah, that certainly can't end horribly.
739 notes - Posted June 27, 2022
#2
In season 4, I really want for someone to ask five if he's ok and five starts laughing hysterically. then the person who asked just slowly backs away, terrified.
836 notes - Posted August 12, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
I love how everyone in the fandom has pretty much the exact same reaction to season 3, and that reaction is "what the actual, genuine, serious fuck"
1,886 notes - Posted June 23, 2022
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I posted 3,173 times in 2022
That's 2,185 more posts than 2021!
25 posts created (1%)
3,148 posts reblogged (99%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@sharkneto
@non-plutonian-druid
@big-tees-and-short-skirts
@kdangerfblog
@ancientstone
I tagged 1,548 of my posts in 2022
#tua - 840 posts
#tua s3 - 206 posts
#the umbrella academy - 160 posts
#five hargreeves - 129 posts
#tua art - 98 posts
#art - 79 posts
#tua s3 spoilers - 56 posts
#tua fic - 42 posts
#shark fic - 31 posts
#pluto art - 31 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#you guys forced the capitalist machine to move in such a way as to provide better and more affordable accommodations to autistic and nd ppl
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Five raised his glass to the rafters. “I’m home,” he said simply. “I’d like to take the time to enjoy that, y’know.”
Diego watched him pour another drink, suddenly understanding him. He’d been gone a long time, lost in a really terrible place that probably never felt like home unless he could somehow forget he was the last soul on Earth. ‘Home’ meant a lot to him.
When Five’s glass was ready again, Diego raised his own, still half-full. “To being home,” he said.
That earned him a smile, a real one that managed to soothe the crease in Five’s brow and make him look so incredibly young in its sincerity, and so incredibly old in its deep gratitude. He raised his glass and clinked it against Diego’s. “To finally being home.”
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Or; Five gets kidnapped and it goes wrong (for the kidnapper).
Oh hey look something new. :)
43 notes - Posted November 9, 2022
#4
Five is now a permanent resident of the Hotel Oblivion.
The rooms are crap and the service is definitely sub-par, but at least his siblings are safe, right?
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Guys it’s the secret HOb fic that’s been rolling around in my head for a year. Heed the tags, Five angst and whump ahoy!
65 notes - Posted April 9, 2022
#3
Hey! I hope your day has been going well!! I was just wondering if you have any recommendations for whump/angsty five hargreeves fics?
I do have a few suggestions from my never ending search for good five fics. Mostly these are just my bookmarks from the last few months.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40268679/chapters/102041718 by @clementineofmine is very good so far, the whump is quietly lurking in background and occasionally reminds you it's there with little jabs to the face. Good stuff.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40331880 this one is nearly the same vein but I adore it. Simple oneshot, very good, don't know the author's tumblr sorry.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/39036603 more a domestic fluff and hurt/comfort but very good. The horror thinks five is neat, the fic.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38427829/chapters/96037309 I don't think I've gotten around to finishing this one myself, but the chapters I read were fantastic. Five attacks his siblings and they almost die, and Five almost dies from the guilt.
https://archiveofourown.org/works/36352795/chapters/90631132 this one is. So Good. So good I got distracted and just spent the last half hour reading the last chapter again bc damn. Good angst, good whump, good family dynamics, Five is fuckin losing it in this one and it's great.
Quick fire of things I've been reading lately (heed tags):
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38498392/chapters/96219220
https://archiveofourown.org/series/2241834
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40560738/chapters/101618292 which I'm not giving enough credit here, this one is actually really good too
Of course there's also @sharkneto and his amazing fics and @jbd302020 who writes excellent whump and angst as well.
70 notes - Posted August 5, 2022
#2
Five was a surprisingly functional person when he was under a world of stress. Take that away from him, however, and all of his little malfunctions came popping out of the woodwork like termites, eating away beneath the façade. For all the bitching he did about being an adult, he was very much still a child
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I wanted to write about apocalypse habits, but it turned into Luther and Five fluff. I regret nothing, please enjoy the fruits of my labor. :) <3
81 notes - Posted April 16, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Ooooooo....a prompt ask....let me see if you wanna try this one?
"I wish you would write a fic where Diego tells Five, "Don't move. For the love of God, Five, please, do not move."
😂
For you, i give you fluff!
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Five’s nap had turned a bit too warm for him a while ago, but he was too comfortable to do more than shift his arms to find the cooler, open air.
“Don’t move,” Diego said, sounding entirely unalarmed despite how quickly his warning came. The command was almost gentle, his voice low and nearly affectionate, filled with a quiet, gleeful mirth that made Five peel his eyes open despite how gritty they felt. He’d only been asleep for maybe an hour and a half.
It had taken so much to find sleep in the first place, he almost wanted to rage at being woken up again.
The sun had set since Five had fallen asleep, the tv behind Diego stuck on an endless dvd intro loop, the movie having ended some while ago and no one had turned it off. Five squinted at it, trying to remember when he’d fallen asleep. He and Luther had started some high-concept space flick that, while interesting enough to keep Five’s attention, had been tediously long. The last few weeks of sleepless nights caught him hard and fast, and Luther’s warm, solid body had lulled him into a sense of safety like nothing else seemed capable of.
Diego was standing between him and the tv with something small and boxy in his hands. It made a loud mechanical click that took Five an extra long second to place the nature of.
“What are you doing?” He hissed, already knowing the answer.
He could see Diego’s teeth flash in a grin, the rest of his expression still hidden in the dim light “For the love of God, Five. Please, do not move.”
Luther snorted in his sleep, his bulk shifting like an earthquake next to Five. One of his arms was draped heavily around Five’s shoulder, and as Luther roused, it curled and tightened over his stomach. Luther sleepily squeezed Five flush against his side, sighing as he woke fully. “What?” he croaked.
Five’s mind had decided to fuck off for the duration of him being squeezed like a teddy bear, the shock and rush of the touch and pressure just enought to stave off the indignity. Five had the time to silently acknowledge that this was weirdly pleasant before the humiliation of it caught up.
The shutter on the camera clicked again, from somewhere in the darkness to the left of the TV, Five could hear Klaus snicker. That was where he drew the line, head snapping to the sound of his brother’s laughter.
“Oh shit!” Klaus laughed, guffawing loudly as Five appeared in front of Diego in a flash.
Diego tried to save the camera, he really did. Five had to give him credit for the effort. By the time he got his hands on it, they were both winded from the tussle, Diego begging for mercy as Five smashed the thing all in one go.
Klaus was on the floor nearby, wheezing with laughter. Luther kept trying to ask him what was happening; Five suspected he probably wasn’t going to get an answer.
“Come on, Five, that was my nice camera!”
“Serves you right,” he replied, then looked back at Luther. “I fell asleep at the ice planet, can we restart there?”
Luther blinked at him, shocked into silence for some reason. Diego shifted his shoulder so he could look up to Five from where he’d been pinned. (Absently, Five was aware that he wasn’t really pinning Diego, so much as he’d pinned him long enough to get the camera and Diego let him stay perched on his back after the fact.)
“You– You want to keep watching?”
Five shrugged, sliding off Diego and porting himself back to his place on the couch. “The plot line about love transcending time and space,” he waved his hand to illustrate the vagueness of his interest. “I’d like to see how they finish that.”
A lamp near Klaus flicked on, basking the room in warm light. Twilight had settled outside, and no one else had been through to turn the lights on. “What’re we watching?” Klaus asked, tripping his way around the coffee table to flop himself next to Five on the couch. His arm fell over the back of the couch and Five fought to keep his body from going as stiff as cardboard at being abruptly boxed in.
“If it’s the movie I think it is,” Diego said, giving Luther a look Five didn’t understand. “Then it’s too smart for you, Klaus.”
Klaus scoffed at him. “I’m not here to be entertained, Diego. I’m here to fall asleep watching some stuffy movie with my stuffy brothers.”
“We’re watching Interstellar,” Luther answered flatly. “It’s my favorite movie.”
“Oh of course it is, you big nerd.” Klaus reached over to pat Luther's shoulder.
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I posted 4,112 times in 2022
That's 1,663 more posts than 2021!
304 posts created (7%)
3,808 posts reblogged (93%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@transfivehargreeves
@burnmyself
@sharkneto
@fandomsandbacon
@gatito-fantasma
I tagged 3,014 of my posts in 2022
Only 27% of my posts had no tags
#tua - 429 posts
#the sandman - 386 posts
#video - 250 posts
#tua3 - 249 posts
#number five - 135 posts
#tua3 spoilers - 81 posts
#the batman - 71 posts
#stranger things - 55 posts
#auspol - 53 posts
#tom sturridge - 53 posts
Longest Tag: 114 characters
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My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
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#4
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#3
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#2
beggin y’all to please look at the leader of the australian government taking OFF his visor before welding metal
21,381 notes - Posted February 19, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
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I posted 2,097 times in 2022
That's 289 more posts than 2021!
35 posts created (2%)
2,062 posts reblogged (98%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@reslutcitate
@thepartwhereyourun
@pushingbandcandy
@demigodbeyotch
@ersoandor
I tagged 1,501 of my posts in 2022
Only 28% of my posts had no tags
#lotrop - 247 posts
#monster teenz - 93 posts
#laugh rule - 76 posts
#tell 'em - 59 posts
#stranger things - 34 posts
#monsters - 33 posts
#bcs - 26 posts
#tough girl nance - 26 posts
#tua - 26 posts
#crows - 25 posts
Longest Tag: 133 characters
#but i'm in the middle of a huge amount of travel right now so i'm posting this in the frantic few seconds i have access to a computer
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
has this been done?
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#4
it's crazy guys i found a screenshot of a season 5 script online
118 notes - Posted August 9, 2022
#3
Understatement of the year to say I'm obsessed with this photo
179 notes - Posted October 16, 2022
#2
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253 notes - Posted October 4, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
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I posted 8,628 times in 2022
That's 6,115 more posts than 2021!
545 posts created (6%)
8,083 posts reblogged (94%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@burnmyself
@jellybeanium124
@actualtimetravelingcat
@sharkneto
@ds-sparrow-manufacturing-co
I tagged 3,579 of my posts in 2022
#tua - 1,503 posts
#louie says shit - 696 posts
#five - 613 posts
#tua s3 spoilers - 588 posts
#art - 330 posts
#lmao - 222 posts
#diego - 132 posts
#klaus - 125 posts
#tua memes - 120 posts
#my fan fiction - 106 posts
Longest Tag: 140 characters
#watching the news like ‘the health secretary warns that there will be a rise in bouncy castle related deaths over the new year experts say-’
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Me every time I see the s1 Five funko pop with him holding the cup of coffee in his right hand:
332 notes - Posted May 21, 2022
#4
434 notes - Posted August 11, 2022
#3
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546 notes - Posted April 17, 2022
#2
Purely for my own amusement I think Five should forget he can’t blink and walk into a wall
663 notes - Posted June 28, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Aidan Gallagher after the s4 announcement realising he’s probably gonna get all his hair chopped off again:
1,692 notes - Posted August 26, 2022
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I posted 13,289 times in 2022
That's 1,038 more posts than 2021!
1,441 posts created (11%)
11,848 posts reblogged (89%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@awigglycultist
@fiddlepickdouglas
@thedragonemperess
@angelwiththeblue-box
@anxieteandbiscuits
I tagged 10,716 of my posts in 2022
Only 19% of my posts had no tags
#0 - 778 posts
#tua - 1,822 posts
#hatchetfield - 1,655 posts
#st - 870 posts
#asks - 857 posts
#blue rambles - 586 posts
#jatp - 566 posts
#toh - 469 posts
#art - 455 posts
#nmt2 spoilers - 340 posts
Longest Tag: 139 characters
#i mean there are a few tumblr names i know are famous cuz i constantly see them in famous text posts or their posts just get a lot of notes
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Shout to literally everyone who's going 'rip Allison who's the only girl in a family with 6 brothers' yall are legit still in denial Ben's gone, she now has 5 brothers. Sorry to burst ur bubbles tho :/
1,585 notes - Posted March 30, 2022
#4
He's right.
1,748 notes - Posted May 19, 2022
#3
Some triple A batteries for all those in need
1,920 notes - Posted August 7, 2022
#2
Anyways, how we feelin lads?
3,376 notes - Posted June 21, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
Here are a bunch of B. Dylan Hollis's recipes typed up in google docs for those who want to make these recipes.
I've only got a few so far, but I'll continue to type up the ones he likes and add them here. Shoot me an ask if you have any requests for recipes to type up, but please check the original version of the post first. When I add new recipes, I edit the original post and then srb it for others to see.
DISCLAIMER: A lot of his videos he goes pretty fast or does not include exact measurements, so they may not be 100% accurate, but I'm typing them up to the best of my abilities.
Scotcheroos
Chow Mein Cookies
Ice Cream Cone Cupcakes
Deep Fried Oreos
Corn Starch Cookies
Copycat Almond Joys
Magic Peanut Butter Cookies
Cowboy Cookies
Leftover Bread Pancakes
Avocado Ice Cream
Avocado Bread
Magic Cinnamon Sticks
Peanut Butter Bread
Peppermint Patties
Christmas Crack
Eggnog
Apple Cider Cookies
Baked Apples
Deep Fried Cookie Dough
Potato Chip Cookies
Chocolate Zucchini Bread
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I posted 8,181 times in 2022
That's 543 more posts than 2021!
131 posts created (2%)
8,050 posts reblogged (98%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@lazorsandparadox
@bifrosted-flakes
@transfivehargreeves
@ulysses-but-somehow-more-transer
@uuhhhhwhat
I tagged 1,375 of my posts in 2022
#wwdits spoilers - 198 posts
#wwdits - 149 posts
#save for later - 51 posts
#doctor who - 42 posts
#tua - 40 posts
#the umbrella academy - 40 posts
#the magnus archives - 25 posts
#tma - 24 posts
#tua s3 spoilers - 17 posts
#dw spoilers - 17 posts
Longest Tag: 131 characters
#actually no maybe i’d rather they didn’t because we all know netflix’s track record with accurately differentiating celtic cultures
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
‘looks into the camera like on the office’? boring. tired. overused.
‘looks into the camera like guillermo de la cruz’? new. iconic. showstopping.
116 notes - Posted August 6, 2022
#4
honestly not a fan of the fact that y’all are only using gerard way’s pronouns now that he’s done something overtly gnc. like they said he uses he/they in 2015. what the hell
124 notes - Posted August 24, 2022
#3
doctor who as things i’ve said
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140 notes - Posted January 2, 2022
#2
god it’s not even subtext anymore it’s just text
284 notes - Posted May 28, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
*lemony snicket voice* police cars say ‘protect and serve’ for the same reason a box of dry, unflavoured rice cakes might say ‘delicious treat’. rice cakes are not a delicious treat, nor are the police there to protect and serve, but if you are unfamiliar with either you’re likely to believe what you’re told.
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I posted 190 times in 2022
That's 45 more posts than 2021!
41 posts created (22%)
149 posts reblogged (78%)
Blogs I reblogged the most:
@randomreasonstolive
@sodalite-fulll
@kyanitedragon
I tagged 190 of my posts in 2022
#the umbrella academy - 42 posts
#lgbtq+ - 35 posts
#m - 33 posts
#aspec - 31 posts
#tua spoilers - 29 posts
#greyromantic - 26 posts
#viktor hargreeves - 24 posts
#tua s3 spoilers - 21 posts
#m: the umbrella academy - 18 posts
#important - 15 posts
Longest Tag: 135 characters
#i'd never heard of most of the celebrities in the lego movie (including crisp rat. the good old days) when i first watched it at age 14
My Top Posts in 2022:
#5
Thinking about how fucking powerful Five, Allison, and Lila would be as a trio
94 notes - Posted October 24, 2022
#4
Mark your calendars because 2023's Neil banging out the tunes will be on Out of Touch Thursday
237 notes - Posted April 13, 2022
#3
Oh my god. Viktor's powers are connected to his emotions. What if he looks at himself in the mirror after his haircut and is so euphoric he blows something up HGDJSBNCKSB
345 notes - Posted April 22, 2022
#2
Honestly iconic of Viktor Hargreeves to cause the apocalypse the day after Trans Day of Visibility like. Am I visible enough for you now bitch lmao
403 notes - Posted April 1, 2022
My #1 post of 2022
The funniest part of Five almost telling Luther happy birthday in his wedding speech is that they have the same goddamn birthday
5,338 notes - Posted August 12, 2022
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