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standupcomedyhistorian · 11 months

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One of the good things about having an IG account again is that I can finally see all of the awesome behind-the-scenes shots for specials.

Case in point: the astonishingly talented Marc Janowitz—one of the best lighting directors in the business—just posted pics from Wanda Sykes' Emmy-nominated special, I'm An Entertainer.

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If you aren't a hardcore comedy nerd like me and don't recognize Janowitz's name, you should be able to recall some of the comedy specials he's worked on in the past:

Make Happy (Bo Burnham)

Homecoming King (Hasan Minhaj, directed by The Bear's Chris Storer)

Flight of the Conchords: Live in London

Rothaniel (Jerrod Carmichael, directed by Bo)

8 (Jerrod Carmichael, directed by Bo)

Tamborine (Chris Rock, directed by Bo)

Trash White (Moses Storm)

Don Wong (Ali Wong, also Emmy-nominated for Beef!)

Feelings (Ramy Youssef, directed by The Bear's Chris Storer)

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pinkmoongrace · 7 months

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THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 (1986)

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pedro-pascal · 8 months

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Ayo Edebiri throws First Pitch at Fenway Park before a game between the Boston Red Sox and the New York Yankees back on September 14, 2023 in Boston, Massachusetts, USA

#ayo edebiri #baseball #mlb #fenway park #boston red sox #red sox #baseballedit #ayoedebiriedit #mlbedit #aedebiriedit #tuserdee #useraurore #useryusi #wifesource #femaledaily #userladiesofcinema #*#in the bear they trash the red sox and root for the white sox but she threw the 1st pitch for the red sox lol. i love meta stuff like this

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bloodycrucifix · 2 months

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total ruin, idolized.

#moodboard #southern gothic #americana #photography #southern goth aesthetic #ethel cain #mother cain #vintage americana #vintage #white trash #southern americana

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messy-haired-bum · 20 days

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The way the White Star had to invent a massive lore for Cale just to cope with the fact that somehow this 20-yr-old twink is casually wrecking his ass is honestly so funny lmaoooooooo

I think that's why Cale can trap him with Embrace so easily: the moment Cale revealed the truth, the White Star's ego physically cannot cope lmaoo

Imagine inventing yourself an archnemesis, only to find out that no, you are just a delusional bastard with a fragile ego, and that for close to 6 months, said "archnemesis" even tried to dissuade you a couple of times because you are that pathetic to him.

I would not recover fr

#white star's clownery is my fav past time fr #tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count’s family #cale barrow #white star #cale henituse

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rie-092 · 8 months

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CURSED CHILD.

「 tcf x child! reader 」

summary : the white star loved his child, he really does.

‘ OH, GOSH. I HATE MY LIFE. ’

The red-haired child couldn't help but frown as she walked through the hallways of the orphanage. Everyone knew how famous the Sekka family is in the Paerun Kingdom. That's why when the son and the future duke of that family showed an interest in an orphan like her, the whole orphanage became happy.

The little redhead's reddish brown eyes held a glint of annoyance as she looked at her arms that were covered with the sleeves of her clothes. The fact that the young master of the Sekka dukedom is here to visit her again, made the staff of the orphanage buy an expensive-looking dress that'll surely cover her bruises and dress her up. "You better not mess up this time, (name)."

"Yes." The little girl blankly said as they stopped walking. (Name), the girl looked at the huge door in front of her with a stoic expression on her face. "You were lucky that Young Master Clopeh is fond of you."

Fond? Seems like he's obsessed to me.

She deadpanned, watching how the woman in front of her opened the door. Revealing a young man sitting in a wheelchair, elegantly sipping on his tea. Rei could only sigh as she saw how the woman who was supposed to be her caretaker blushed at the sight. And she only blushed even more when Clopeh tucked his white hair behind his ear as his brilliant green eyes met (name)'s reddish-brown ones. (Name) wanted to curse and run away when she saw how Clopeh's face brightened when he saw her.

"(Name)!"

Rei's lips curved onto a bright smile as she walked towards Clopeh while internally telling herself that violence was never an answer. "Hello, sir!" Acting like a child was something that Rei was used to so this was a piece of cake for her. Clopeh smiled fondly as he ruffled (Name)'s hair before looking at the woman behind her, signalling her to leave. And the woman gladly obeyed.

And seeing that her caretaker left. (Name) found herself wishing that the Arm would appear before her and slash her body into two so she could just move on to her next life and make sure to avoid the people who were similar to the guy in front of her. The calm and noble-like aura that Clopeh was radiating earlier completely disappeared. He clasped his hands together and started reciting some kind of prayer before looking at the little redhead with a blush on his face.

This lunatic. (Name) sweatdrop.

The most handsome bachelor in the Paerun Kingdom? A noble knight? The future head of the Sekka household? No. In (name)'s eyes, Clopeh Sekka was a certified lunatic who for some reason started to treat her like some kind of God.

"I brought your favourite cookie with me, (Name)-nim."

Ah fuck, I hate my life.

#platonic #tcf x reader #manhwa x reader #platonic yandere x reader #trash of the count's family #lout of the count’s family #yandere manhwa x reader #cale henituse x reader #white star #alberu crossman #lcf #raon miru #eruhaben #sheritt #series #platonic yandere #clopeh sekka #platonic tcf

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roughridingrednecks · 10 months

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Branson

#branson #bros #tatted up #redneck #tats #cap #shades #goatee #stubble #white trash

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maturiin · 1 year

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i love to put the van der linde gang in modern au situations

#red dead redemption 2 #art #arthur morgan #hosea matthews #john marston #abigail roberts #jack marston #dutch van der linde #tilly jackson #susan grimshaw #TILLY'S UNNAMED CHILD #TILLY'S WHITE TRASH FAMILY #listening to dustland fairytale by the killers

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thelikesoffinn · 6 months

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The White Star: *spends hundreds and hundreds of years trying and working hard to collect five ancient powers of all elements*

Cale: *collects ten over the course of approximately three years, five of which without even trying*

The White Star:

#Heavens Mandate who #trash of the count's family #trash of the duke's family #lout of the count’s family #trash of the counts family #tcf #tocf #cale henituse #the white Star #cale barrow #raon miru

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fawndollita · 2 days

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werbows · 7 months

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★Trailer Park Dreams... ★

#lana del rey #lizzy grant #coquette #dollette #trailer park princess #white trash #angelic #female hysteria #female rage #texas chainsaw massacre #1970s #americana #it girl #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #girl interrupted #sullen girl #coquette girl #this is what makes us girls #girl blogger

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blueteller · 17 days

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Alberu be like: Me, a hero? Nonsense. I'm surrounded by heroes like Cale and Choi Han and Rosalyn but I'm certainly not one of them! I'm the one sending them off to do heroic stuff!

Me, remembering Cale's thoughts at the start being EXACTLY like this: Alberu, honey... how should I tell him?? 😅

#tcf #trash of the count's family #lcf #lout of the count's family #alberu crossman #alberu #tcf alberu #alver crossman #tcf part 2 #darling you're delusional just like cale #obviously you're a hero as well #you nearly died fighting the white star 1v1 that one time!!#you slayed the mother flippin' lion dragon!!!#you travelled across dimensions in a monster's body and slayed monsters by cale's side!!!!#YOU ARE ALREADY A HERO YOU STUPID MAN!!!!!

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angelunderheaven · 6 months

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just wanna get away from it all, wanna leave it all behind

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white-trash-fl · 3 months

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Skinnn

#white trash #white

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rie-092 · 3 months

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CURSED CHILD

chapter two : the rumour.

summary : clopeh can't enter the henituse museum without finishing his book length prayer for his cale-nim.

★﹒ ( First name ) doesn't know if Clopeh Sekka has things for redheads. But there was a thing that she was sure of, Clopeh is a certified crazy bastard. He was worse than that dragon who commits arson and burns down a whole damn mountain while laughing like a madman. And what's the reason why he did that? Simple, because he was sleep deprived and the elementals won't let him have his peaceful sleep.

The girl deadpanned at the sight in front of her. Clopeh had promised that he would take her out to a museum today. So that's the main reason for the extravagant outfit that the staff of the orphanage prepared for her. But, before they could even enter this damn museum, Clopeh had his hands clasped as he recited a prayer.

Does.... He finally lost his mind? The little redhead crossed her small arms as she looked at Clopeh. Her hands were sweating to the fact that people were looking at them. While her lips unconsciously pouted. Fuck, her child's senses were screaming at her to throw a fit right here, right now to get this bastard's attention.

So, instead of doing that. She tugged the end of the cape of the knight who was escorting them. "Uh... Mister... Is sir Clopeh alright? He's been like that since earlier."

The knight sweatdropped at her question, he awkwardly scratched his cheeks and crouched down at ( first name )'s level. "Little miss, the young master is always like this when uh.. visiting this museum."

"Why?" The little girl innocently asked. "Because he is obse— I mean, he idolizes the firstborn of the family who founded this museum."

( First name ) couldn't help but notice how forced the knight's expression was. He was practically praying to Angela, the God of War, the God of Death and whatever mythical creature that this kid would stop asking him about his liege's weird habits. Yeah, this is considered weird— but just remember that one time when he accidentally entered Clopeh's room and those concerning amount of pictures and drawings of the Young Master Henituse plastered on his liege's room. It was more than enough to traumatise his poor self.

' Maybe I should ask the Duke for a bonus.' he thought.

"Okay." ( First name ) simply said, as the knight's face brightened. "I'm going to look around, Mister! Please tell me when Sir Clopeh came back to reality!"

( First name ) waved her small hand at the knight as she started looking around the museum. Then, a certain painting caught her attention. She noticed how detailed the painting was. And how beautiful the man in the painting is. He was wearing a commander's uniform and had a small smile on his face.

"Pretty." Her reddish brown eyes shone as she looked at the painting. She was caught up in her small words where she was cursing the gods and goddesses for being unfair to her because she wasn't able to get the beauty of this red-haired man in this painting. She wasn't able to hear the murmurs of the people around her.

All of them were flabbergasted because of one thing. They've seen a peculiar sight of a small redhead that looks a lot like their Young master Silver Shield! What? And this kid was looking at Cale Henituse's portrait with those longing expression (when the truth is she was planning the whole event where she will be burning all temples of the God of Death and Angela, the Sun Goddess across the continent) does the young master has an illegitimate child that the people doesn't know of?!

As they started making their gossip inside their little brains. Clopeh's knight had already called for ( first name ) saying that Clopeh was looking for her and they should go to a restaurant nearby instead of staying here. Because Clopeh wasn't able to finish his one book-length prayer and he couldn't enter the Henituse Museum without finishing it.

"Okay." ( First name ) stoically said as she walked away from the painting. Not even aware that a certain orange-haired butler had seen her and now he was speechless and couldn't move from his spot.

Hans, that butler has his jaw dropped as he remembers the little girl that he saw earlier. Those lazy reddish brown eyes that can look down at you like you were some kind of dirty insect were very similar to his liege! That crimson hair! And those mannerisms!

Hans swallowed hard as he started hesitating whether he should tell it to Cale or the Duke himself. But then, decided that the Duke had the right to know about the existence of his granddaughter.

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Later that day, those rumours about Cale having an illegitimate child that he kept from the public's eyes had already spread to the Roan Kingdom and the other neighbouring kingdoms. Those rumours kept on getting more and more ridiculous.

And Cale Henituse, the person on the rumour was now laying inside his room on the Henituse estate while sleeping. Ah, slacker life, how sweet it is. He can sleep 15 hours straight now and can laze around after all of those shits that he got involved with. His lips then curved into a sweet smile as he opened his eyes. Only to find two pairs of cat eyes and a pair of dragon's blue eyes staring at him.

"What the fuc—"

Cale almost falls from his bed after seeing his children, On, Hong, and Raon staring at him. He was about to ask what was wrong when he noticed that everyone, by everyone I mean the Molans, Choi Han, Lock, Rosalyn, Mary, and Eruhabe was staring at him with those eerie smiles.

"What?!"

"Unlucky bastard, tsk, tsk." Eruhaben shook his head making Cale more confused. "Cale-nim." This time it was Choi Han who was looking at Cale with a hint of betrayal in his eyes.

What the heck is going on?

This time, Rosalyn chuckled as she spoke in amusement. "Have you heard the news, Young master Cale? The crown prince had fainted."

"What? Why?"

"Because he heard that his younger sworn brother has a secret child that looks a lot like him." Cale deadpanned, is that so? But then he realized something causing his eyes to widen. He is Alberu's only sworn brother! "Huh? What the fuck?!"

"So, be honest to us young master-nim." Ron spoke with his benign smile. "Young master-nim, are you hiding something from us~?"

Vicious people. Cale suddenly wanted to escape this hellish place. What the heck are they talking about?! What secret child?! What happened while he was asleep?!

Then, Hans barged into his room. "Mister Ron! The Duke has fainted!" Fuck it, let him sleep slack in peace!

#manhwa x reader #platonic yandere #platonic yandere x reader #tcf x reader #tcf #trash of the count's family #cale henituse x reader #tcf eruhaben #tcf choi han #tcf cale #trash of the counts family #tcf white star #lout of the count’s family

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roughridingrednecks · 6 months

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#redneck #tats #smoker #beard #cigarette #long beard #white trash

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