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calisources · 1 month

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𝐌𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐕𝐀𝐋 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐌𝐀𝐍𝐄𝐍𝐓 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐂𝐎𝐌𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍𝐒 𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄𝐒 𝐌𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐒.

All of these sentences are mostly taking by my own mind and i'm not joking. It was hard finding material quotes regarding tournaments in historical or fantasy setting. Some are from shows or media but eighty percent is all from my own mind, please give credit if use these. Change pronouns, names, locations as you see fit. All of these involve the medieval event of a tournament and what happens around them.

I fear I am already bending far too many rules just by taking you, my young princess.

Show me your hands, you will have blisters soon.

Lady Eglantine doesn’t believe in love, only lust.

In the world of competition, only the strongest shall prevail.

A true champion is not defined by their victories, but by the obstacles they've overcome.

Victory is sweetest when it's earned through sweat, hard work, and determination.

Will you not participate in the tourney, my lord?

May I have the honor of wearing your favor today, my lady?

Good luck to you, my Prince.

The tournament is not just a test of skill, but a test of character as well.

Is it always this bloody? Will those poor men die? Someone must see them.

I want him to wear my favor. Only him.

If he wins, the knight has the right to name his Queen of Love and Beauty. And at the feast, they shall dance.

Be careful. A tourney is a grand place for courtly love, but also, for blood to rise and affairs to appear.

Call me what you like, say I'm without honor, I don't care. I'm not getting on any more horses to whack you people with a stick.

Kings may be chosen by God, but they still make the mistakes of men.

When even those who rule can sink this low, it is not possible to change anything.

It's my lucky charm, be sure to bring it back to me.

My favorite blue ribbon. Take it.

It will bring you good fortune and you will return from joust unharmed.

I was hoping to ask for the Princess's favor.

How about a kiss, for luck?

Courtly love was the culture around the performance of love at court.

And now, rather than admit these feelings, you're dancing around one another with this mind-numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual.

The knights take on the duties of shadows with pride.

Whoever wins the tournament, shall become the prince/princess’ new betrothed.

You want to marry my daughter? Prove yourself worthy.

Petyr survived only because I begged Brandon not to kill him.

When Petyr heard of my engagement, he challenged Brandon to a duel.

You do qualify to marry my daughter.

What matters most is who she will give her favor to.

Her face is one that can create dynasties or crumble empires.

I was hoping for a word before you rode on the tourney, my Prince.

My brother is the one competing against you, please be gentle with him.

The games are done for the day, please, feast and drink as you wish.

You have been staring all day, my lord. I was beginning to wonder if I had something in my face.

Any damsel that's in distress - she'll be out of that dress when she meets Jim West.

Great men do not seek power... they have power thrust upon them.

My daughter seems. . .infatuated with you. I have yet to see why.

The princess is naive and thinks any man who is kind means well. A tournament will only show her the reality of life.

You honor the arena with your combat. May your swords and shield preserve the peace.

In the songs all knights are gallant, all maids are beautiful, and the sun is always shining.

I will be brave for Princess Pea.

As a squire, your first duty is to your knight’s armor. Your knight’s armor is more important than your own life.

You will be knighted and you will have earned your knighthood.

You are hurt. At least let me tend to your wound.

The men laugh and fight and the ladies search for husbands.

Nothing like a good tournament to find a husband, or a companion for the night.

Rumors are always spread with ease in these.

Can I have your daughter for the rest of my life?

You say I'll never get your blessing till the day I die.

We're married now, but we still haven't told your dad. This is the right time.

Are you promised to someone?

My sister's getting married. It's a love match. A rare thing. I’m not so lucky. My husband is to be chosen by who can hold a sword the longer.

Why can’t women participate in the games?

There are games for the ladies, Your Grace. But they are less. . .gruesome. And of course, the dancing.

Princes and Princess all over the realm and across the sea are coming for this event. You must shine brighter.

Let me help you with your armor. It appears loose.

As I promised, I return your favor to you, my lady.

The Prince never loses a joust. He will crown his queen and then all will be well.

I do not understand the appeal of this.

I spend days making these favors, let me stay a little longer.

My lady, I do not need your favor to win, but perhaps, a kiss of good faith.

I do not care who wins these games, your hand is already arranged for another.

Men are scoundrel, specially when blood runs hot after a good battle, stray away from them.

These games are done in honor of the king’s heir.

The lord’s daughter is said to have bloomed, and the man chooses to announce it like this.

A tournament is for men to boost their strength, fathers sell their daughters like mares and for affairs to happen.

I saw you on the stands today, my lord. But you did not participate on the games.

My brother wishes to dance with you, my lady. He is all too shy to ask himself.

You were injured. Have you allowed someone to heal them or are you too stubborn to let them?

Princess, you must not stray too far away.

Mother is too drunk and annoyed to care, she won’t mind.

#roleplay memes #sentence meme #( cali meme. )#rp memes #rp prompt #rp musings #roleplay prompt #medieval meme #tournament meme #tourney meme

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fuckable-old-man-battle · 1 year

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#fuckable old man tourney #sorry i stripped gandalf of his big naturals he needs to win by his own merits alone or not at all the meme cannot bring him the win

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frozenfirecats · 1 year

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i've been wanting to draw this meme with raven and spider for the longest time but couldn't think of a third character to put there

thankfully the one in a million poll has provided an opportunity

#wizard101 #w101 #wizzy101 #wizard101 meme #one in a million tourney w101 #team divorce sweep

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video-game-birds-tournament · 8 months

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Iconic Bracket - Side B - Round 1 - Match Up 1

Propaganda

Goose

A Menace

It carries a knife

basically the bird-shaped embodiment of "Are you tired of being nice? Don't you just want to go ape shit?" and let's be real, we're all here for it

Kaepora Gaebora

Hoo Hoo! I'm going to switch which answer makes me repeat the text, so you choose the wrong one sit through my tutorial/story rambling three times before you choose the correct one!

Probably best known for talking a lot and tricking you into listening to his speeches on repeat

#goose #untitled goose game #kaepora gaebora #loz oot #loz mm #majoras mask #ocarina of time #loz owl #untitled goose meme #tournament poll #tourney poll #iconic bracket

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crabs-co · 9 months

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alright here we go

welcome to the

Fictional Crab Tourney!!!

Da rules

Can be from any sort of media; video games, books, animated shows, movies etc.

Has to be a crab

Has to be fictional

No original characters please (but i'm sure they are lovely)

submission form

#fictional crab tourney #txt #crustaceans #crabs #crab memes

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djblogs17 · 2 months

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#tally hall #diary of a tourney kid #alphagenos #Dubious Duo #alpharad #papagenos #ninja #mrbeast #meme #memes #shitpost

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vulpiximisa · 8 months

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the round just began, but theyre in it together

anyway, go vote for your favorite birdies @video-game-birds-tournament

#pixi post #vg birds tourney #re vg birds tourney #noctowl #sparrowmint #meme

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realmashups2009 · 7 months

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How's it going, gamers ?

#doatk #diary of a tourney kid #Hamood Habibi #THE HOLY CHILD #jake from state farm #the innocent #w.d. gaster #meme from like a month ago #kirmii #fanart

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catofoldstones · 7 months

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For a second I thought that that Super Bowl post was about Sophie Turner and Joe Jonas

Sorry, no :( You’ll get news of that scale in the traditional Tumblr format via the Cass-Dean meme.

But the post might as well be about Joe Jonas because he was texting with a 13 year old Gigi when he was 19 and slid into Sophie’s dms when she had just turned 18, so 🤷‍♀️

Also, Apollo has the funniest thing to do now :P

#thnx for your ask anon I had fun x #maybe anon has been hit by the gift of foresight & doesn’t know it yet 🤔#anti joe jonas #sophie turner #references older meme-post about the tourney of harrenhal & super bowl #ask

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learcticblitz · 9 months

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Ofc, i had to submit my boy Pepe, my first ever tf2 oc, to @tf2shipswag 's oc tourney

Now who is Pepe exactly? Well he is the Mexican Variant of Tf2's Soldier. Hes basically the soldier but if he died down on the craziness by a notch.

Pepe came from a loadout I would use while playing tf2 (El zapateador, party poncho, and the cuban bristle crisis). I loved the loadout so much that he became my soldier oc, and he stuck around. He has went through some design changes, but overall, classic is better.

Pepe was born in Tijuana Mexico, and is bilingual, as he had to learn english when transferring to Mann Co. Unlike the soldier, he did serve in the military, and was a Demolitions Specialist. So when he heard about a soldier position that shoots rocket launchers, he ofc had to say yes. He has a locket that he wears, that has a picture of his wife and kids, which he hopes to see again after the war

Overall, hes a silly goober, serious when needs to be, and an awesome person to hang out (man can grill up the best carne azada you have ever had)

I hope yall enjoy his design, and best of luck to everyone else's ocs

(yes the image is a meme, i did it for the funnies lmao)

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calisources · 1 month

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𝐖𝐇𝐎 𝐈𝐒 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐇𝐄𝐈𝐑? 𝐋𝐈𝐍𝐄 𝐎𝐅 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐀𝐍𝐃 𝐒𝐔𝐂𝐂𝐄𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐔𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒.

All these quotes are taken from different media and some made from scratch about the royal succession line and the troubles it brought during a medieval/fantasy period. Change pronouns, names, titles and locations as you see fit.

You poison a king so that they may take his place.

Have no fear, Stark. I was only keeping it warm for our friend Robert. It's not a very comfortable seat, I'm afraid.

I swear to you, sitting a throne is a thousand times harder than winning one.

Seat Stannis on the Iron Throne and I promise you, the realm will bleed.

I will claim the Iron Throne by myself, with your swords and your allegiance.

If Daenerys is no more than a sweet young girl, the Iron Throne will cut her into sweet young pieces.

Princess Catherine. Your loss has endeared you to the people. They share your grief.

You've had your courses for days, but you do not tell anyone. I don't understand.

God would have me wed Prince Harry.

But you are his brother's widow. It is impossible. It is forbidden.

I am every inch the soldier... And commander.

In England, widows don't handle swords, much less a widow carrying a prince in her womb.

And I'll wager that you were praying for a boy.

My mother is already planning my next marriage, though in God's eyes it will be my first marriage.

If you are still a maid, then, Catherine, I can be your husband.

I will raise you up, you... you and all of England. You will be my princess and... and my queen.

Ten years since the king has been on the throne and there is no heir apparent. Only his brother, gods forbid.

Daughters don’t inherit, sons do.

You have a son but you must have a spare too. Gods know what would happen if the boy dies.

The line of succession is clear on these matters. Girls are the last resource.

I am a woman, whoever I marry must be clear on his duty. He is not the crown, I am.

His Majesty has no male heir and will have none but he, Buckingham will succeed to the throne.

By assassinating His Majesty.

Right of Conquest is still a rightful way to gain a throne. Has anyone banned it as a law?

Will you like it when an old man tries to make love to you?

God forbid that the king should abandon her just to ease his own conscience. I don't think the English people would ever forgive him.

She is threatening the peace in this realm by playing the king with empty promises. No one can predict a son.

Perhaps the succession must change, this dynasty is large and will survive.

Your Majesty, I beg that you yield to the King's will.

To your wife, the mother of your child. You treat me so unkindly and in public neglect me.

You think he might invade England in support of the queen?

You underestimate the support he/she has with the smallfolk and highborn alike. They would go to war if you dismiss them.

Perhaps, one day this little girl will preside over empires.

Now I am indeed Queen.

Perhaps Elizabeth isn't even mine!

Perhaps there should be reasons to annul the marriage and make the king consider marry another. He is still young.

Nothing like a young bride to make a man forget his troubles.

He will have his heir or else he will have my head.

Tell Sir Francis to double the guards around the Princess Mary and defend her with their life- for if the King dies, some will be for the boy, others for her.

There shall be a proclamation soon, the king shall announce his heir and the realm will rest.

A lifetime of building an empire can fall in a day because of the wrong successor to the empire.

It is not by blood, anyhow, that man's true continuity is established.

He became their king by right of blood; he's held the position by beating the crap out of anyone who tries to take it away.

When the crown is weak and struggles, anyone can come and sweep it away. And in this world, it is allowed.

This small council tried to work out what that meant for the line of succession.

If she were to wed him, her claim to the throne will increase, as her popularity.

While the king entertains the highborns, the prince/princess makes friends with the people they rule. The decision is easy.

Whoever he marries is as important as how many heirs he can produce.

Sons are good for the realm, Daughters are good for alliances.

My father chose me, his firstborn child, to succeed him. He held to his decision until death.

They stole my crown and murdered my daughter, and they shall answer for it.

I would rather feed my sons to the dragons, than have them carry spears and cups for your drunken, usurper cunt of a king.

I understand why you're angry. And you are my sister and technically have a claim to the throne. And believe me, I would love for someone else to rule. But it can't be you.

Father would hate to see you sit in his seat, when it was never you he chose.

The pretty decent king split the crown between his heirs.

Proclamations are good, but this should have been in written, send to every corner of the world. Now we have war.

When the king needed to be replaced, one of the royal family would be elected to be the new king.

Succession is never peaceful. The King new this and the reason he called a council for his new heir to be chosen.

The line must always continue.

That little bit of dragon blood in him allowed Robert Baratheon to sit on the throne and continue.

Our son is a wastrel and a halfwit. We shudder to think of the throne in his hands.

My greatest hope is that you will surpass me in every way, consigning my name to some forgotten corner of history.

What's most important is what he isn't like—his father. I think you'll find him to be a reasonable man.

The King is easily controlled by those in his council. All too happy to give some of the power away to another.

A king is a martyr to their ideals.

If the world of men is to survive, a Targaryen must be seated on the Iron Throne.

Women can rule as wise as men, perhaps even more.

Men would sooner put the realm to the torch than see a woman ascend the Iron Throne.

Have you never imagined yourself on the Iron Throne?

We have royal wombs, you and I. The child bed is our battlefield.

Ten years you’ve been king, and yet not once have you asked me to be your Hand.

The princess remains your best bet to step closer to the throne. Seduce her, marry her.

In the end, history will remember little, as history is written by the winners.

You have not one son now but two, Your Grace. Perhaps some changes to the successions are to be made.

I know why you are here. Men want my crown as much as they want the pleasure of a woman.

I need to give the realm an heir and plenty of spares.

What use is to gain a throne if you are already in crisis by having no heir by blood?

I can give you what she never gave you. Another son.

Are the rumors true, then? There is a child in your belly?

All of my father’s work will crumble if I leave it all to a weak sickly child.

#roleplay memes #sentence meme #( cali meme. )#rp memes #rp prompt #rp musings #roleplay prompt #medieval meme #tournament meme #tourney meme

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bluebirdcrossing · 2 years

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the girls are struggling

#acnh #acnh blogging #animal crossing #acnh meme #fishing tourney #gabi #cherry #julian #mallow.png

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just-some-guy-joust · 1 year

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I was so hype about the concept of cool fish that I forgot for a moment that I am genuinely scared of a lot of deep sea fish jdhdvdbjdjfbf I can't participate in this tournament but I am giving the biggest thumbs up ever from the sidelines

AHDAFHSHFSb yeah please don't hurt yourself for this tournament. Going to put this in big letters to grab peoples attention and make it very clear,

You DO NOT have to participate. I am entirely aware deep sea fish is not a comfortable thing for many people. This is one of the reasons I have added the competition tags, you can block "deep sea fish tourney" if you want to stick around but you don't want to see any of this. You can also just unfollow. I do not mind, I completely understand, please take care of yourself first.

As long as you are respectful to those of us who do love the deep sea, it doesn't matter to me. I hope you have a good day and that I'll see you around in future tournaments!

#asks #deep sea fish tourney #i realize i forgot to tag the meme i reblogged last night as fish pictures. thats my bad #if youre uncomfortable unfollowing may be the best option. i forget things a lot #and i am not insulted if you recognize that and choose to take care of yourself

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lcrk · 6 months

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#*yawns* back from the mock trial tournament! my kids are almost all new this year and one of my two teams got honorable mention #good for them. my other team didn't but that's ok they all did well too for new kids #one of our returning mockers got a best attorney award for the second tournament in a row so super good for her #i'm gonna go to bed soon because i'm so tired (as always after these tournaments lbr)#but i'm gonna scroll the dash a bit first and see if anyone reblogged memes or anything to send some things #i always feel so out of the loop on tourney weekends since i'm basically in a mock trial bubble where i do nothing else lol #ooc ( liesl's version )

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crabs-co · 9 months

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