You want the money? 📞💲💵💎💰💶💷

he’s a runner he’s a track star

Cant want for this person to realise that breeders also make others people's dogs, rear them, and lay experiential foundations that will follow them for the rest of their lives

ok this chapter isn't up yet but i want to feed the people this deliciousness NOW.

explicit lawlu content incoming in

3...2...1...

“I was laying right next to you, fingering myself while I watched your sexy sleeping face. I couldn’t wait for you to wake up so you could fuck me until I cried,” Luffy lewdly explained and Law’s cock twitched. God this man drove him absolutely wild. He was so unabashedly hot. Luffy hands snaked down to spread his ass and rub his wet hole against Law’s cock. Law groaned at the sensation.

“I’ll give you what you want but I want you on your hands and knees like the little dog you are,” he purred, biting down hard on Luffy’s throat. His boyfriend gave him a devilish grin before rolling off of him and moving into the requested position cute little ass in the air just for him.

Law sat up onto his calves and observed the picture of his lover acting like a bitch in heat. He loved it when Luffy obeyed him so eagerly. 

“Such a good boy,” he praised before kneading his hand into Luffy’s ass harshly, nails digging in. He brought his other hand back and gave the other cheek a resounding slap. Luffy yelped.

“You like that? You know, I think I’ll make you cry before I put my cock in you. How does that sound, darling?,” lust dripped from Law’s lips. He was in the mood to have some fun. It was his birthday after all.

“Yes, master.” he gasped. Fuck. Luffy was really getting into this depraved dog act and it was driving him crazy. He pulled his hand back and gave Luffy another hard smack. He hissed and pushed himself forward into the pillows. He gave the other cheek its own violent attention before pressing his lips to it and biting down hard enough to leave a mark. He continued his movements, teeth biting as nails scratched lines on the plump flesh. Luffy whined and thrashed but didn’t leave his position. Law appreciated his work, the bright red palm marks dirtied the once pristine pale cheeks. Nail and bite marks seamlessly flowed through. Truly, art.

“Are you crying yet? Let me see your pretty face,” he requested and Luffy turned his cheeks to face him and nodded silently. He observed the beautiful sight of tears running down his red cheeks. Perfect. So fucking sexy his lover tattered and crying under his gaze.

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cannot wait to be home. wish we were leaving tonight

... I'm just gonna ignore what he did to the picture of Pluto the dog for my own sake-💀💀💀-

having a meltdown because i am supposed to go out tomorrow but i dont want to and nothing is going right

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went into the hhune mausoleum

We’re having our back porch redone and omg the dogs aren’t having it. I am exhausted lol. Tola refuses to go potty on a leash and Ahri will only go pee while on a leash. So unfortunately they’ve been having accidents inside because they refuse to go when I walk them outside. Mind you, neither has had an accident prior to this since Ahri was about 3 months old (she’s one now). Tola hasn’t had an accident in well over a year (she’ll be two in Dec).

Not to mention we tried The Farmer’s Dog for Ahri and were gradually mixing it with her old food, yeah that shit wrecked her stomach. I did some more digging and once you sift through all the promoted/influencer reviews you find the real ones where people talk about it also messing up their dog’s stomach. So yeah we stopped that REAL quick. And she’s doing better now. Although I think I might have her vet do an allergy test for her when we go to get her spayed soon(ish), still waiting on her first heat cycle. I’m pretty sure she can’t do poultry, especially not turkey.

POODLES Y’ALL! What a stubborn breed. But I love my girls even if I’m tired of cleaning up after them.

Like it has been a long af week and next week probably won’t be any better.

On the plus side I ordered myself five new succulents and some new pots to go with them. Hello new hyper-fixation, nice to meet you. I love my little succulents though! They remind me of roses and peonies but like they’re easier for me to keep alive lol. I ordered some echeverias and moonstones this time off of Etsy. Fingers crossed I have no issues with the plants or seller. She had really good reviews though.

the end of succ 2x04 makes me so erect i think i may vomit and pass out top 10 kendall abused wife moments

-_-

saw a petition on change.org by people trying to stop their local city council from banning off-leash dogs and enforcing a leash-only law in certain nature parks

And everyone signing it is all “I’ve never once seen any incident in the nature park! All the dogs are friendly! We should be free to keep dogs off-leash!”

ONCE AGAIN forgetting that leash laws are NOT about your dog’s personality. But about ecosystem damage 🙄 

So tired of pet owners who clearly don’t research enough about their pet before getting it

Ace Attorney facts from interviews that live rent free in my brain:

- Turnabout Big Top was voted in the Top 5 cases in the trilogy in a Japanese poll and is, on record, Takumi’s favorite non-finale case

- The team got yelled at for “including too many old men” which led to the creation of Mia’s character

- Takumi’s favorite character is Maya, but he has to get drunk before he can write her dialogue otherwise he gets too embarrassed

- The most requested case concept from fans is [checks notes] a.. train groping case?????

- Takumi has more trouble writing Phoenix than Edgeworth bc the prosecutor is “more unstable than the average person”

- Takumi’s headcanon is that Phoenix was training to be a Shakespearean actor in college and that’s why he’s Like That. He was in Europe studying theatre when he saw Edgeworth in the newspaper and then pivoted to law. Apparently Takumi thinks Phoenix might have been a manga artist’s assistant in college for extra money too?

- Edgeworth’s sanity is apparently hanging exclusively on his dog, who is the only living thing he can be vulnerable with. If the dog dies Edgeworth would apparently Fucking Lose It

- Phoenix thinks Edgeworth is a “pretty cute guy”

- Edgeworth’s favorite music is Korean techno / disco

- When one of the Von karmas wins a case, Manfred takes them out for karaoke

You know, I do have exactly one aunt who I remember would explicitly choose not to shave and like. As a kid I always found that a bit strange but I never particularly thought it was gross or anything either