Weird Animal Crossing Headcanons!
Tom Nook used to be married to Redd, now is dating KK Slider. He used to just have a crush on him, but after KK came to the island they got drunk on vacation juice and hooked up in the closed Able Sisters’ changing room, and other places after Sable caught them and kicked them out. The next morning, they talked about it and decided to take things slow. After meeting up every Saturday for a few months, they put labels on things. Timmy and Tommy who were so glad to see their Dad/Uncle happy, even though Tom Nook had to make up a sfw story about how they got together.
Redd is single, but still likes Tom Nook. He’s scornful and jealous that Tom has moved on. He always hopes that he will see him in his boat and want him back. It hasn’t worked yet, but he’s hoping if he keeps selling fake art, Tom will get mad enough to talk to him. Recently he came to tell Redd that he was welcome to sell his art on the regular part of the island as long as he didn’t claim the forgeries were real, but Redd told him to go fuck himself.
Blathers is married to Brewster. It was hard being long distance so Brewster decided to move to the island, too. Sometimes Blathers is self-conscious about how much he talks, but Brewster finds it adorable. Sometimes a family is a bird who talks too much and a bird who doesn’t talk enough.
Harvey, Harriet, Leif, and Pascal are in a polyamorous relationship with each other. Harvey and Harriet got together first, then they met Pascal and Leif. Harriet isn’t dating Pascal, but they are good friends. They’re currently a closed polycule.
Flick and CJ are dating. They were childhood best friends, then got together as teens. Now they live together in a 2 bedroom apartment. One of the bedrooms belongs to the bugs and fish. Flick doesn’t talk to his dad much, and people assume it’s because he’s homophobic. Really it’s because Nat loves eating bugs. Another example of politics destroying families 😔
Pelly moved on from Pete after she caught him pirating content from Phyllis’s Onlyfans. She’s now with a pelican named Pierre, who is a Boondoxian. Pierre is scared of Phyllis, as everyone should be.
Gracie is friends with benefits with Pavé and Resetti. She’s a dom and they’re into that.
Dr Shrunk’s wife wanted to open up their marriage and he agreed, but now regrets it. He talked to Dr Shrunk (his wife) about his regrets and she told him she wanted a divorce. He is having a midlife crisis, and now the only reactions he can teach are ‘heartbreak,’ ‘hefty child support,’ and ‘look at my exotic tattoo.’ This is why he is absent in New Horizons, as Nintendo didn’t think these reactions would be profitable. (Geez, show the man some compassion.)
Ankha is taking a break from dating after someone leaked her nudes. She went on a coffee date with Wisp once, but he was too much of a scaredy-cat for her.
Don Resetti has a crush on Beppe at OK Motors. They don’t see each other much, but every time they do is magical. A scrapped part of New Horizons was the player setting them up on a date in exchange for bells, but Nintendo decided against it.
Reese and Cyrus are happy as ever, and are that couple you mute on social media because they make you feel bad about your own love life.
Franklin used to have a Tinder, but deleted it after he only got messages from vore roleplayers. Speed dating hasn’t worked out well for him, either.
Gillivarr has an unrequited crush on Celeste. Celeste is the unrequited crush of many, many people.
Wardell and Niko are in a committed relationship after working together for years. Digby and Lottie had to make amendments to the HHA rule book because they were sick of the PDA.
Lloid is well-endowed, but he still has a difficult time with dating because it’s made of clay, and no size in the world can make up for that.
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Random assortment of headcanons (special NPCs)
((Remember, these are my personal hcs of the AC characters, some might be somewhat based on canon, some are completely made by me and not meant to be taken as canon.))
-Tom and Sable actually have a very dark sense of humor, they just hide it.
-Leila (Kapp'n's daughter) has a speech impediment, she's an older kid, the "baby speech" shown in the game, is because of that.
-Timmy and Tommy have a speech impediment too, the repeating after its sibling thing it's a way to cope and improve their speech.
-Mabel suffered from frostbite at some point of her childhood, now her fingertips and completely numb.
-Isabelle's teeth are slightly crooked and shaped weird, due to her tendency to open everything with her mouth.
-Sounds like a joke, but Dr. Shrunk has a real psychology degree.
-Lloyd has a whole team of contractors made and run entirely by gyroids, and yes, you guessed it, all of them are named after him.
-Jack can shift sizes and appearence, but to not intimidate mortals he sizes around the height of the villager.
-Brewster is not awkward, he's just silent, however, depending on the person, he can cause awkwardness on them.
-Also, just like Shrunk, Pascal has an actual degree on marine biology, he just wasted in on pot and a boathouse.
-Lottie wears a lot of makeup because she's very baby faced and wants to look of her age.
-Celeste hasn't graduated yet, she'll graduate soon tho.
-Considering his shanties, Kapp'n is a HUGE momma's boy, but not in an unhealthy way.
-With adequate sleep and outside of her job, while still pretty snappy, Phyllis becomes easier to approach.
-As much as Harvey hates technology, he had to get a phone because harriet basically forced him to, of course its all because if there's an emergency, she gets to know. She got him a flip phone, no complicated technology bs for Harvey.
-Rover went to college with Nook before quitting college.
-As I mentioned before, Gulliver is pretty much dead, probably died between ACCF and ACNL, pretty recently.
-Resetti has two children (that are already adults), he hasn't seen them is quite a while, often leaving him thinking all he could've done wrong.
-Harriet's hair has an odd shape because of a failed diy perm.
-Blathers is an actual insomniac, Celeste on the other hand is a night owl with no insomnia.
-As I mentioned before, there are two faceless fellows, Blanco and Blanca, I decided to make them twins since 1. They had their sexes changed on their release (male in Japan, female on the rest of the world) 2. They seem to be in charge of different roles.
-Talking about Blanco and Blanca again, they seem to have favorite victims subjects, Rover seems to be Blanco's favorite, while Blanca only appears if she's interested enough in you.
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