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summershouto · 1 year
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hc that both luffy and sabo are asexual but ace isnt and they constantly roast him for it
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spoondoodles · 13 days
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Do you see my vision yet?
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hooved · 2 years
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ppl who think quark and odo actually genuinely hate each other you are so dumb for real
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f1inl3ey · 1 year
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Standard goodbye between Vance and Bruce
Bruce: See ya, loser
Vance: Later, f_ckface
Canon
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helianthus21 · 2 months
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Rang & Ji-ah are like the platonic version of Yenskier
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nobodysdaydreams · 1 year
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Somewhere in an AU where Curtain is redeemed and lives with his brother:
*Mr Benedict walks into the room*
SQ: Hi Uncle Nicky! (affectionate)
Nicholas: Oh, hello SQ! ☺️ (affectionate)
*Mr Curtain walks into the room*
Constance: Hello Uncle Nate. (derogatory/affectionate)
Nathaniel: And hello to you too… Connie (derogatory/affectionate)
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sysig · 1 year
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Endearments (Patreon)
#Doodles#Original#Solitaire#12 names: Side A#I don't think I've even mentioned that the Kings have last names have I lol#They do! But more importantly they all have nicknames for each other!#At least two but usually three or four! :D#And mostly in their own languages - although Stellat (Diamond) is the closest to a polyglot so there's that#He's replying to Adel (Heart) in Italian which is his first language#But there'll be a bit more on his turns hehe ♪#Until then!#Adel and Nakamura (Club) are very close so Adel tends towards calling him endearments even in public which flusters him haha#Adel doesn't get a second nickname for Nakamura 'cause he'd mostly just be repeating himself#Basically all of his affectionate nicknames are along the lines of ''My strength'' or ''My pillar''#And he wouldn't just call him ''Friend'' when he's being so open ah ♥#Which btw his openness is by rather than calling him ''Heart'' (but not kokoro lol) he calls him something closer to ''Soul''#Essence of life/lifeblood - that kind of meaning ♪#Adel is referring to Stellat as a ''Snugglebear'' which is possibly the cutest German term out there lol#Although when he's mad at him he'll refer to him as ''Ruby'' which are less valuable than Diamonds so - insults lol#Stellat takes it in stride and picks back with ''Droplet'' - not even close to a full heart! Just a single drop of blood in him! Meanie ♪#Both of them diminuative just to be rude lol#And then the most love-hate of all the Kings haha - publicly those two Hate each other and are not shy about expressing it#Adel is calling him ''Wrong'' but specifically ''Upside-down'' since his symbol looks a bit like an inverted heart#And Noirceur (Spade) is returning with ''Bloodthirsty'' which is probably one of his more tempered responses honestly lol#Still rude tho lol#And then privately Adel will call him ''Beautiful'' (though he reserves a similar title just for his wife)#And Noirceur will call him just ''Heart'' - they're actually both saps but hate being vulnerable with each other lol#Adel is more comfortable thus the slightly more affectionate nickname but in his own mind even Noirceur can be cute with him haha
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ihateclaws · 1 year
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Wondering what nickname(s)/pet name(s) your ocs give and get from other characters!
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sadrockandwaltzes · 9 months
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Nickford Genderbents
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mazojo · 2 years
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yardsards · 2 years
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you ever see content that is perfectly sfw and platonic but is weird enough where you question "does this person have a poorly concealed rare fetish, or do they just have a very odd but nonsexual interest?"
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tornadodyke · 2 years
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love and light to everyone who’s reclaimed the slur for themselves but if anyone ever tries to call ME queer i might actually get into a fucking fight about it
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polyboros · 2 years
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you understand
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akkpipitphattana · 2 years
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you know i said that otp: jackass and asshole thing as a joke but like. pat really does call pran a jackass and pran calls pat an asshole quite a bit. hmmmmm
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osaemu · 5 months
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GOJO SATORU: ❛❛ THE CUTEST COUPLE ON THE INTERNET! ❜❜
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.ೃ࿐ streamer!au: what happens when you flirt with one of his many rivals?
contents: fem!reader. playful jealousy, it's nothin' serious. toji flirts with you <3 chat continues to make fun of satoru + fortnite slander. pretty short but uh... anyways.
author's note: live laugh love streamer!gojo
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"c'mon, satoru," suguru drawls, smiling at your boyfriend through the screen. "how'd you get eliminated so fast? you must've set a world record," he teases, poking fun at the way satoru completely bombed the last round.
you snicker from your spot on satoru's bed, and he turns and sticks his tongue out at you. satoru had convinced you to come over just a couple minutes ago, and any hope you had of doing your homework in peace flew out the window the moment he went live. 
"shut up," satoru huffs, turning back to his monitor and scrunching up his nose at suguru. the two are close enough for them to banter and insult each other without any fear of resentment. suguru laughs in response, velvety voice resulting in a burst of heart emojis from the comments.
"well, i gotta go," suguru sighs, leaning back in his dark, plush chair. he smiles and waves with a reminder of when his next stream will be before signing off. 
satoru spins around in his chair a couple times and scrunches up his face at the screen. "why are you guys still here?" he asks, ruffling his hair and raising an eyebrow. "y'wanna see my girlfriend again or something?"
the chat explodes with a flurry of yes's, so satoru swivels his chair around and looks straight at you. he looks at you expectantly, opening his arms and beckoning you. "c'mere, sweetheart," he says, voice singsongy and light.
"you're so annoying," you mumble, rolling over and hopping off his bed.
"and i'm all yours," satoru replies immediately, shooting you a cheeky smile. 
whenever you call him annoying or stupid or a clueless idiot, satoru responds the same way every time. and both of you know that you certainly can't do much better than your sweetheart of a boyfriend, even if he is the brattiest boy you know.
you run your fingers through your hair and walk over to him, resting your chin on his shoulder and waving at his camera. "hey guys," you say with a smile. satoru turns to his head to kiss your cheek affectionately, wrapping an arm around you and pulling you closer.
as you lean into satoru's embrace, you scan the comments. most of them are either hi's and hello's, but a select few make you laugh.
yuuji-itadori: they make me feel so single :( 
inumaki: brb im about to violently throw up
toji-fushiguro: she can do so much better tbh
satoru scoffs at the last two comments, jutting his chin out and glaring at the screen. "why are you two still here?" he huffs, pointing at the camera and narrowing his eyes. the hand on your waist tightens as satoru pulls you into his lap. "inumaki, don't you have a fortnite round to lose? and you, toji, i'm this close to blocking you from my streams!" he grumbles. 
the chat explodes with various expressions of laughter, and you can't help but giggle at the responses satoru's jibes get.
inumaki: kys
inumaki: whats wrong with playing fortnite??? most fire game ever fym
toji-fushiguro: im not here for u loser
satoru mimicks inumaki with a high-pitched voice and goes on a minute-long tangent of why fortnite is the one of the shittiest games ever, and eventually inuaki chooses to retreat with a last snarky comment before he disappears. then, your riled-up boyfriend turns on toji.
"if you're not here for me, who could you possibly be here for?" satoru snorts, resting his chin on the top of your head. his hands intertwine as he wraps his arms around you snugly, securing you on his lap.
the next message from toji catches you and satoru off-guard, but your reactions are entirely different. you laugh and smile bashfully, while satoru nearly knocks you off of him when he yells "what?!"
toji-fushiguro: i'm here for your pretty gf duh
before satoru can fire a thousand insults toji's way, you reach up and clasp your hand over his mouth. your boyfriend's eyes widen in the reflection of his monitor, and you have to suppress the urge to ruffle his hair and kiss him stupid. sure, you'll probably make out with him after the stream, but you think that it'd be even more fun to mess with him first.
"aw, you think i'm pretty?" you ask playfully, directing your words at toji. "i've seen you around," you muse, twirling a strand of hair around your finger with the hand not covering satoru's mouth. you smile coyly at the screen before continuing, "you're not so bad yourself, honestly."
satoru whines incredulously against your hand, and you can't suppress the laugh that slips past your lips. he bounces his foot on the floor impatiently, and eventually he reaches around you and quickly presses a couple buttons to end the stream. "baby, i love you but sometimes you drive me crazy," he grumbles, hoisting you over his shoulder as he stands up. 
"let me go!"
"okay!" he replies, dropping you on his bed with a cheeky smile. satoru's eyes narrow as he watches you scramble to sit up, and you puff up your cheeks indignantly. satoru plops down next to you and pulls you into his chest, face barely an inch away from yours.
"what was that?!" satoru whines, glaring at you sullenly. he tugs at the bottom of your shirt and juts out his bottom lip in an exaggerated pout.  
"satoru, are you jealous?" you snicker, leaning in and kissing his nose. he scrunches his face up and frowns, but the corners of his mouth seem to tilt upwards. satoru pulls you into a kiss and holds you there for a second, smiling against your lips. 
"no," satoru huffs, rolling his eyes. "i'm hotter than him, and i'm not a total asshole." he wraps his arms around your waist and nudges your cheek with his nose, clear blue eyes focused on your lips. 
"true," you agree, wrapping your arms around his neck and melting into his embrace. satoru really is the best boyfriend you could ask for—everything about the two of you just works.
satoru pinches you gently and kisses your nose. "say that you love me."
you smile and close your eyes, suddenly more relaxed than you've been in the last couple days. "of course i love you, dummy."
"love you more, cheate— ow, i'm kidding, i'm kidding!"
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tired-biscuit · 1 year
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Why do I feel Naruto and Kiba's relationship is basically the infamous "YOU HAVE UNOOOOO" meme.
BRO, U ARE SO RIGHT DJDJDJDJ
the way i went searching for that clip again and wheezed; kiba is def the one who starts screaming first cos of naruto's stupidity........... like they're both dumb ofc, but i feel like naruto is sorta oblivious to how much brain cells he lacks and it drives kiba fucking insane cos his temper is already short af, but naruto has the ability to make it outright minuscule
i love their friendship so much, sighhh......... i wish we could have seen more of them in canon but that's what fanfiction is for, ig!!
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