when night falls in hyrule do you think the yiga clan all sleep together like woodland critters in a nest or do they clock out from work and go home to their wife and kids like any other, hang the mask on the coat rack like ‘whew tough shift today’ and the wife, doubtful he even has a job as hyrule’s minimum wage is well above the measly 2 blue rupees + 1 green he brings to the table, snaps back with ‘don’t think i didn’t notice the blonde hairs on your suit. you’ve been out with that HUSSIE again haven’t you?’ and he’s like ‘rebeega (sheikah form of rebecca) it’s not what you think but there are certain parts of my line of work i can’t ever explain to you.’

brown-skinned zelda mod for totk (by SpaceGeorge) !!!!!

Life Drawing Theme: Zelda!

maybe death isn't darkness, after all; but so much light wrapping itself around us —mary oliver

Ah…wait. I do have…one last thought for the night.

Imagine with me:

We all know Ganondorf is this hulking mass of a man, correct? Practically radiating with power and sheer dominance in every step he takes, every look he pays you, every flex of those giant arms of his. He never bats an eye at the opportunity to make you writhe and whine under him - claiming every inch of you his territory; a thief of power, a thief of hearts. He’ll look you deep into your eyes and growl words of possession and lust, and your body is the price he asks to be paid, in full.

…But what of when you find yourself atop him, legs spread open over the expanse of his wide torso and thighs. His wicked fingers digging into the fat of your hips, those initial growls and grunts stifling to gasps and whimpers. You control the pace. The tempo is yours to take. You press a hand to his chest, your smile is coy, your voice impish in its tone,

“I’m sure the mighty Ganondorf can last a little longer, can’t he?”

The look of annoyance he gives you is broken by a hiss, the rotation of your hips tearing his bravado to shreds. You moan, loud and wanton, pleased by both his expression and the way he stretches you open - the way you make him stretch you open. Oh yes, so mighty, and so very easy to make a mewling mess of as well. For you see…even behemoths have a weak spot.

And you happen to know it very well.

this is my love letter to totk, one of my favourite games of all time <3 after such a long wait for its release it's done NOTHING but impress me

Some Zelda fan art because I’ve been obsessing over ToTK

Shop I Ko-Fi ✧ Insta | TikTok

2nd shop opening will be in late 2023 with stickers & prints! My Ko-Fi has free phone wallpapers ♡

He's so cute and I love him.

The Legend of Zelda: Imminent Domain

BITCH STOLE MAH FUCKING HOUSE

OK I realize there's nothing that says Link didn't just gift her the house. Nor is there any counter to the possibility that Link — who seems to mostly lack any identity outside of his job, as depressing as that is — couldn't still be sharing the house in some way while just quietly accepting that the home HE bought has been wholly taken over by his employer.

But the notion that a member of the wealthy ruling class swept in to completely fuck over a hard-working, compassionate, down-to-earth twink is just TOO REAL TO IGNORE.

The clincher is that you wind up buying and decorating an all-new house for yourself in the course of TotK. That speaks absolute VOLUMES of fuck-you to her royal high-and-mightiness. :P

Ganondorf’s actions in Tears Of The Kingdom make perfect sense if you consider that he was jealous of Queen Sonia. You can’t convince me that a union with one of the two remaining Zonai, as well as attaining their power, would’n’t’ve put him over the moon. Hell, it might’ve been enough to save Hyrule.

Is it me or do TOTK inactive constructs look a lot like samurai helmets?

Like

I know the image of the left is a modern rendition but the construct models reminds me of them a lot, specially the plates at the back of the neck.

[Left Image ID: A picture of a 3D model of a black samurai helmet and a samurai mask with bronze details. The helmet has metal plates that protect the back of the head and neck / End ID]

[Right Image ID: A picture of a construct from the game The legend of Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom. It is rounded at the top with lotus flower-like decorations. The lower body of the construct has plates that are reminicent of the plates a samurai helmet has at the back ot the head and neck / End ID]

misc zelda oc doodles, featuring cado and rola giving [DATA EXPUNGED FROM KAKARIKO RECORDS] archery lessons!

slight continuation of this post.

I'M LOSING MY ACTUAL LITERAL GODDAMN MIND

I don’t know what they did, but it was probably Zelda’s idea

colored an old sketch of this boy in honor of totk very nearly being out

How the sages react to the food you make for them 🥰

Some TotK spoilers below, please be warned! 

Sidon is thoroughly impressed! While he’s quite used to having his meals prepared by his staff, he’s enthusiastic about trying a homecooked meal made by your hands. You purposefully snuck behind him to ask Yona what his favorite thing to eat was - come to find it’s crab! With some finesse you managed to whip up some pretty simple crabcakes, something that had the Zora king staring at them with some consternation. Yet after one bite, you watch the shark-like eyes of your friend light up before he scarfed down the rest of it.  “Simply delicious!” he exclaimed, before waving his wife over to try one, “You must share the recipe with my staff members, I’m sure father would enjoy these as well - what a delight!”  For Riju and her court, you decided to make something rather special. Often you'd find the ladies of Gerudo town were not particularly privvy of the cultures on the opposite side of Hyrule, where dairy farms and foods on the fattier side were in much more abundance due to preservation from the hot sun being quite a bit easier. Luckily for you with a few white chuchu jellies you had no issue spinning together a fabulous dessert. A little caramelization mixed with a concoction of eggs, sugar and fresh milk from the Hateno dairy made for quite a flavorful egg pudding. Riju was respectful of your space as you baked, though the sugary sweet smell of the caramel left her and her warrior's noses rather curious. At your presentation of the dish, she blinked curiously, "It looks wobbly, is it supposed to be that way?" she asked you, poking at it with the spoon you lent her. She was more confused by your laugh, but decided to try it anyway. Immediately she was hit syrupy caramelized sugar and dense custard, a powerful combination for her sweet tooth. Snatching up another spoon she dipped into the confection, "Buliara! You absolutely must try this!" Unable to deny any request of her Chief, the Gerudo Captain takes a bite, only to be taken aback by how delectable it is before cracking the slightest of smiles in agreement with Riju. The latter of which is digging into the pudding with a squeal, "My warriors would enjoy this tremendously, perhaps you'd be willing to make several more?"

Tulin is completely invested in what you're making. As soon as you told him you had some hearty salmon on the menu (a note that Saki had mentioned to you in passing was one of his favorites), he's flapped away in excitement ever since. You thought at first it would be a little difficult being over the cooking stone with a pre-teen Rito zooming above you (you were admittedly terrified he'd singe a few feathers), but he mostly just watched you from over your shoulder. Skillful hands cleaned and cut the salmon with ease, this not being the first nor the last time you've cooked a good salmon of course. "Oooh, what's that? Did Uncle Yunobo give that to you?" he beams brightly at the jar of Goron spice in your hand that you shook onto the raw fish. You tell him not quite, though it was his suggestion to take some with you as you traveled to give your meals some kick. When the smell of the salmon becomes fragrant, you can hear Tulin’s muffled noises of elation as his giant sapphire eyes seem to nearly sparkle with hunger. You're not even able to get the words 'Okay, dig in!' completely out before he gobbles up his share in a few small bites. "Tulin, mind your manners!" Saki chides him, but you assure her it's fine, you did make sure to make extra after all. "But mom, it's so good!" he chirps before he flutters back over to you, "I can have more, right? Pleeeeease tell me you have more!"

Now for Yunobo, this required some serious instruction and skill. Consulting with Cooke at the Bedrock Bistro was your holy grail and you were very thankful that you were friends with Goron City's mining president to even get the opportunity, because although Cooke was naturally friendly - the man didn't play about his rock roasts. Your endgame: a rock roast flambé seared to perfection. It would take you several attempts to get it right; Cooke reiterated constantly the importance of temperature, wrist work and most importantly: timing. But when you finally had it, you were beyond proud...even if you couldn't eat it. With your fireproof potions at the ready, you got to work searing the slab at magma level degrees, taking care to watch the coloration of the rock and watch for its telltale signs of doneness. Fire roared in Cooke's kitchen (he was nice enough to lend it to you for the evening after you'd successfully seared your first one under his supervision), "Ooooh," mused Yunobo from the granite table out front. Another flame shot out from the kitchen, having him jump back a bit, "H-Hey! Don't burn yourself please!" But you didn't hear him, for within only a few seconds of your final flash sear - you were done. Hot as Death Mountain itself, you had to serve Yunobo his flambé on a steel plate (and with fireproof gauntlets), but it was well worth it to watch the Goron's mouth water in appetence. With his dark blue eyes aglow in thanks he tearfully whimpered out a "Thank...you...!" before cracking right into the rock roast flambé. Incoherent grunts of approval and whines of delight were what you heard from your giant friend, and it put your heart at ease when he had practically picked the thing clean. Moving him for the next few minutes was nigh impossible from him being so full afterward, but the reassuring hand on your head and a satisfied, dreamy sigh of "In...credible!" was all you needed to hear to know Yunobo had thoroughly enjoyed his meal. Bonus: Though Mineru could no longer eat food due to her body being completely mechanical, that did not stop her from sharing a simple recipe that she remembered making for herself and Rauru when they were younger. A simple dish of apples and honey, one that she was able to easily instruct you to recreate. Upon tasting it, you were enthralled at its sweetness - not at all overbearing, but beyond delectable. "I'm glad you like it, it has been some time since I've seen this dish be made...it brings back memories." There's a sadness in her tone that tugs at your heart - so without another word you wrap your arms around her otherworldly frame, thanking her for showing you such a delicious dish.