Jimmy Jr procrastinating and mentally responding to messages all the damn time forgetting that he has left every single person on read for the next million years
Tina: When you've been on the internet for as long as I have, you develop thick skin.
Tammy: Navy blue isn't your color.
Tina: Navy blue brings out my eyes you prick! *Chases after Tammy*
LMAO YES IT WAS A JOKE but now… now i’m thinking of refusing to give back the sock unless eddie tells u what he was thinking about for each stain… and- and.. giving him a handjob while he tells you and at the last second.. right as he’s about to cum.. u push his cock inside the sock.. now he has a new memory added <3
OH GOD WHAT IS WRONG W ME
GAAAHHHHHH thinking about dropping off one of your socks in his room the next day for the next time he jerks off <33 leaving behind a lil note that says “fill it up just for me this time and maybe next time i jerk you off, you can fill up my pussy instead of some sock <3”
ugh omg and when the time comes that you’re jerking him off, he gets all excited but you roll your eyes, sighing as if your pussy isn’t begging for stretched n filled up by him, “just the tip, eddie!”
speaking of the horrors brian goosebumpsphantomoftheauditorium is still So funny for being like yeah i'm a ghost i know i'm a ghost. & he's befriended the horror fan menace duo who are giggling clutching each other like omg omg okay. we're fine. we're breaking into the school at night to investigate the horrors aaaa what if there's a ghost eek ok ok!!! & brian ghost who knows he's a ghost is like omg guys aaaa stopppp ;;m;; suffering thee Most but he's not putting on an act to conceal his phantomly destiny. he's just like that
Can you imagine if he just doesn't respond at all? If he just ignores what is being said and keeps going like it never happen, like he didn't cut ties with half his friends because he let someone who loved and cared for him suffer and get hurt and did not even attempt to help
hayley, so we've never really written or talked but just know i'm heart eyeing sarah from the distance cause DAMN, she's amazing. she's so fleshed out. this might sound weird but i love that her childhood was actually happy and it went to shit later ( though i want to give her a hug for that cause poor girl ). i love that she's running a restaurant for hunters, with sandwiches ofc. i love your timeline for the show, which is so detailed it's impressive as hell. lastly, i love your muse status posts; they've given me a chuckle more times than i can count and i always love seeing you on my dash.
sending you lots of love and happy wishes into ( early ) new year!!