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thegoodmorningman · 1 month

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Good Morning 'round The Clock and 'round The Calendar.

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bazooka-overkill · 2 months

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aran ryan's driver's license: a post

this was inspired by when i was fucking around in @wallet6464 's adopt and raise a punch out game. this all spawned from me in an aran ryan png morph driving around in a fuck ass car

aran ryan's license is currently suspended (and has been for seven months) until further notice. "but bazooka, why?" you may be asking. "why is aran ryan, the cleanest boxer ever, have a suspended license?"

well, dear reader, aran ryan is the shittest driver known to man-fucking-kind and i question every day how he has not died. today i will be sharing the events-- albeit in a tl;dr-- that led to his license being suspended.

REASONS WHY ARAN RYAN'S DRIVERS LICENSE IS SUSPENDED:

has 27 points on his license

tried to run over super macho man

mental conditions.

somehow ran seventeen red lights in under 30 minutes

carrying several people in a two-person jeep

had one (1) bottle of popinski's soda in the car

was caught doing donuts on the lawn of super macho man's mansion

flipped off a few cops while driving

had three crates full of beer in his trunk (no one knows where he got them from to this day)

left the scenes of crashes (11 crashes and counting. im one of these 11)

speeding (this is separate from points bc he was doing 171 mph in a school zone in a stolen van)

if anyone wants clarification on any of these i will gladly elaborate

sincerely,

-- bazooka b. overkill, super macho man's lawyer

#punch out #punch out wii #aran ryan #ARAN RYAN IS A SHIT DRIVER #hashtag never let aran in the 100 ft vicinity of a vehicle ever again #also he had disco kid | dragon chan | and glass joe in the jeep #glass joe was in the trunk #great tiger was there too but he fell off the car #the cops counted soda's soda as drugs becuz. its fucking soda's soda #bazooka-overkill #bazooka overkill

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cookinguptales · 6 months

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Dotonbori, Osaka (November 5, 2023)

After 38 years, the Hanshin Tigers have finally broken the Curse of the Colonel and won the Japan Series. :’)

#free beer out on the streets singing dancing everyone is having a TIME #the tigers haven’t won a series since 1985! it’s crazy out here #they put cops and barriers up on the bridge so no one can jump in the river #so it looks like glico man was put in jail for hanshin tigers crimes #dotonbori #japan #sports #the travel bug

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sherokutakari · 2 years

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Look I'm just saying

-FAKE- anime adaptation

But animated by Sunrise

that's it that's all thanks for coming to my ted talk

#Tiger and Bunny #TaiBani #Double Decker #Doube Decker! Doug and Kirill #FAKE #Sanami Matoh #Fake Sanami Matoh #Sunrise #i m a g i n e #bls sunrise #you want gay buddy cop material?#we GOT u gay buddy cop material

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baconandvibrators · 2 years

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Brooklyn 99 may be copaganda but we still make tigers and toucs look flippidy dippidy fly!

#teacher life #Doug judy #Jake peralta #Pontiac bandit #Jake the cop #pb & j #Brooklyn 99 #b99 #tigers and toucs #the coolest teachers ever #obviously #my posts

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aroaessidhe · 5 months

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2023 reads / storygraph

Hamra and the Jungle of Memories

middle grade fantasy, red riding hood reimagining

a girl frustrated to be taking care of her nagging grandparents while her parents are away in the city during the pandemic, who recklessly goes out into the forest and ignores the rules, taking a jambu fruit without asking

a weretiger demands payment for her crimes, and the two of them and her best friend go on a magical quest to set things right

#Hamra and the Jungle of Memories #hanna alkaf #aroaessidhe 2023 reads #I loved this so much!!!!!!! just as good as the girl and the ghost #great characters and personalities and magical creatures #made me cry. also.#big tiger friend :)#this book starts on the MCs birthday and I also started listening to it on my bday haha #I like a kinda mean and hot-headed 13yo MC also :)#'even in the world of faeries cops ask for bribes' hjgfsdkg #and... yes I thought I recognised the art style; the cover is by deb jj lee. so good #oh also. when she's like to her grandparents i have to go on a quest with a monster!!! and they're like:#oh sure be safe here's some snacks make sure you bring my tupperware lids back!!!

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deathfavor · 5 months

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@requiemofrebellion said: “ you know i’m always here for you, don’t you? no matter what. ” (hanma to kazutora)

so you had a bad day starters

The past few days have been nothing but broken fragments to the tiger. Everything has been a blur - he remembers stabbing Baji, and then his memory sees to crack apart. He remembers seeing Baji above him to stop Mikey - and then sirens. Someone grabbed him in the mess as every gang scattered, and he'd ended up stumbling around till he curled up in an abandoned boxcar. His hands are clean but he swears he can still see the blood, feel it against his hands. What...has he done? What does he do?

Kazutora barely reacts to the sound of someone opening the cart door an climbing inside. Doesn't matter. Doesn't matter. He doesn't react as they draw closer, just stays curled up into a small ball while he weakly mumbles to himself. It isn't until a hand reaches out to touch his arm that he flinches away and finally lifts his head. He doesn't expect to see Hanma there. ( He doesn't question it either. ) He just...stares.

This isn't Kazutora's first kill. It's his second. And Hanma...still wants to be there for him? His eyes widen, lost and small as he looks over Hanma's expression, trying to gauge his words. It makes tears threaten to spill from his eyes to here those words now when it feels like he's been shattered apart and thrown aside.

" You . . . "

No matter what.

Kazutora swallows the sob that threatens to escape. Hanma had asked what he'd do if Baji was a spy. But Kazutora hadn't really considered it at that moment. He'd thought it was absurd. But it apparently hadn't been. That was exactly what had ended up happening.

A trembling hand slowly reaches out to clutch at Hanma's sleeve, seizing onto the fabric with a desperation akin to a man lost at sea on driftwood. Hanma. Hanma's here. But Kazutora can't decide if he should push the other man away, or cling on with pure, broken desperation. He has no one else anymore, no one to turn to.

" Hanma. " Kazutora's voice wobbles, tears raising to his eyes again. " But - what if I end up hurting you too? " He whispers - and gone is the confident tiger that flaunted Valhalla's symbol - instead he's scared and lost, kicked out into the downpour of life's cruelties yet again. " You should go. " He whispers, hanging his head as a few tears slide down his cheeks.

Stay. Please stay. Save me . . .

#requiemofrebellion #i saw this prompt #and my brain kept circling back to this verse :')#of the aftermath if Kazutora had been dragged away before the cops arrived #᛭ — [IC] wounded tiger caught in mania's pit [KAZUTORA HANEMIYA]#᛭ — [VERSE: BAD END 1] your claws are always dripping blood [KAZUTORA HANEMIYA]#ik generally this verse is a few years later but #slaps this down for the immediate aftermath

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barnabyseyelashes · 2 years

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i may write a bit more about how i feel about all this once ive ruminated but, just wondering,

how did we get from here:

and here,

to here:

and then just like.. bye!!!!

#tiger and bunny 2 spoilers #tiger & bunny 2 spoilers #this AU has gone OOC for the last fukcing time #YE KNOW HES BLEEDING OUT? ASSIST!#TIGER WOULDNT BE CHATTIN IT UP WITH NASTY COPS WHEN HE KNOWS SOMEONE IS HURT??????#WHAT HAVE THEY BEEN PUTTING IN THE PP WATER #besides if u read the comic u would already know that they have talked ppl down from suicide before too. aha #so like. great #good work all around.#if you have mental illness just suffer suffer do a little something heroic and then die.#ok thanks!#and presumably bunny couldve suit up? hes still wearing tigers arm suit thing!#then just pew pew the line! what the fuck!#it is literally so shitty the way suicide just got used in the finale of this show and im fucking UPSET #cw: suicide mention #t&b #smh.#fuckin fugan and mugan god rest their souls got more compassion from the dynamic duo than my baby girl. sigh #tiger & bunny #tiger and bunny

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vagabondtuskerart · 8 months

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Continuation of my Gym Pig piece

NSFW versions here and here

#furry #gay furry #anthro #furry art #furry anthro #male furry #tiger furry #pig furry #inconspicuous hole in the wall #don't put your dick in that or do I'm not the cops

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majimassqueaktoy · 1 year

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Sometimes I say some horny shit about Majima and then one of you guys reblog it or send me an ask like "Oh but Kiryu wouldn't do that, Kiryu would do this" and I don't have the heart to tell you that I am not Kiryu :( I'm some random tumblr user and when I talk about fuckin manjima senseless I mean me, me fucking majima, me the person writing this wants to fuck Goro Majima... I'm sorry 😔

#wish i was kiryu thatd.#i was going to say itd be fun but no it wouldnt...#got so caught up in the euphoria of being 6'1 and dashingly handsome i forgot like everyone he knows betrays him or dies #and he is constantly getting shot #he does have a sweet house on the beach and the genuine love and affection of 8 kids one eye patch guy a billionaire a cop 2 hosts #a tiger and the 6th chairman of the tojo clan tho so its not all bad #anyway i was passed out hungover all day and somehow got sunburnt i think ?

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lafcadiosadventures · 1 year

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#getting reeealy niche with the polls xD #polls #for the happy few #prudence has a solid chance #she once kicked a cop’s butt so hard he fell to the ground #but vautrin is the death dodger #and a hercules farnese lion/tiger/bear oh my combo #can he be defeated via physical prowess at all?

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cookinguptales · 6 months

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GUESS WHO WAS EATING DINNER IN DOTONBORI WHEN THE HANSHIN TIGERS WON

#it is INSANE here rn #I feel like I did in Philly when the eagles won #in 2018 #we got so much free beer and there are SO many cops #osaka #dotonbori #hanshin tigers #the travel bug #japan

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kimberlyannharts · 2 years

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Somehow the single panel you drew of Death a ranger trying to coerce Kim was a hundred more times satisfying AND intriguing

dfkd thank you!!! It just frustrates me to no end that Death Ranger's backstory spelled out that their descent into madness was triggered by the loss of their loved one and only getting help through a toxic influence..........paralleling them to both Andros and Jason..........yet it's never explored in the main series in favor of just making them generic BLARRRGH EVILLLL I'M JUST SUPER POWERFULLLL (EVEN THOUGH I DON'T PERMANENTLY KILL ANY OF THE HEROES. APPARENTLY YOU CAN JUST. RECOVER FROM ME MURDERING YOU)

#transmission #anonymous #i'm gonna be honest i think Death Ranger as a concept is just. too much for Power Rangers.#not to sound too edgy but if you're gonna build up this guy as WOW SUPER SCARY MURDERER yet there's no lasting murder then what's the point #i've joked about this a million times but they're called DEATH RANGER yet Zack has no lasting injuries from getting mauled by a tiger #IDW Sonic's Metal Virus was scary but also downplayed enough that everyone could recover from it without it seeming like a cop out

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hydrostorm · 2 years

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im actually really happy today though because yesterday i told my supervisors about my issues with touching the clothes (ocd, hypochondria, pandemic) and when i came in today they were spraying disinfectant on all the clothes🥺

#i had to keep avoiding it because panic attack but augh feels good when accomodation #no one likes to do the clothes but me and im like The Clothes Person so i guess its in their best interest as well #plus today im buying a wildwest lookin vest and two little tiger figures AND. a cat tree #love working at a thrift store i get to cop the good shit when it comes in

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littleeyesofpallas · 2 years

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Mr.Clice

#manga covers #i don't know why that title makes me uncomfortable #but it does #''KLEES''#its by the author of KochiKame #the shounen jump's longest running series #40year and still running cop comedy #he also did Black Tiger #which I think i had queued up a little before this #should've thought to keep these together #i have no intention of rounding up KochiKame's 200+ covers any time soon

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kr1g · 2 months

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Communicating things even if they are scary and embarrassing is great because now instead of living with the idea that maybe my roommates actually hate me because I keep dreaming about them being awful to me, I instead get to shed all the negative feelings and laugh about how absurd their evil shadow serves are in my dreams, and share that joy with my real roommates who really do love and care for me

#my favourite one was the dream where i saw a tiger roaming around below the balcony and i suggested we should maybe idk call the cops #or something #and evil shadow mikkel berated me for being so anxious and overrecting to things #and said quote 'YOU ALWAYS DO THIS'#extremely funny #fr@house

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