Modern AU Feydpaul, hear me out
Imagine... Just imagine... Feyd's older brother (canonically called Glossu Raban btw lol) is in line to inherit the Harkonnen business, leaving him to enjoy the life he wants. He not really going to uni, one of those smart kids who shows up for the test only and smashes it, *somehow*. He prefers to spend his time working on his band (the Harpies, it's him and 3 bald ladies).
And then one day a student transfer comes in... And destroys Feyd on every test score. Wouldn't you know it, the Atreides conglomerate just won an enormous contract usually taken by the Harkonnen, and his family has moved in town.
Feyd goes to the club to shake the mood off and spots this weird dark academia style twink completely out of place there.
Then they chat, and Feyd gets rocked so hard in the club's toilet, he discovers himself several new kinks. He knows nothing about the guy who just dommed him into oblivion, just that they apparently go to the same uni.
Now picture his face when he rocks up to uni the next day looking for his new rival only for someone to point the 'Atreides guy' to him and it's last night's freak, in black corduroy and cable knit sweater, looking like his only experience with sex is from books, like butter doesn't melt in his mouth.
Anyway.
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we have some grandparents touring the school right now and one of the grandmas who visited my room stopped to thirst over the poster of russell crowe in gladiator i have on my wall
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Me taking notes on my Traitor reread, unironically:
Baru’s weaknesses - Geography, History, Women
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i fucking love when people give their pets normal ass people names. my best friend had a guinea pig named kevin when she was a kid
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Because of a fever dream I remembered one of the funniest parts of the band au.
Lariel who is talented at both singing and playing an instrument and yet always wants to take a more supportive role. Like bass and back up singer. Would never want to front woman.
Zrise who cannot sing nor play guitar but that won’t stop him from being the front man. Powered by hubris, spite, and ego fully.
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extremely funny that even after everything, guel did not learn jack shit from his experiences on earth and is trying to rebuild his dad’s war profiteering company like, this man learned nothing!!!!
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just saw that miles morales rizzzes himself up video edit and glad people are noticing the bi lighting at the end of the movie because what was that about @ spiderverse crew
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the idea behind the creation of the plants is so freaking funny. Imagine being a scientist and creating a new form of all powerful life that looks like an angel and may very well be sentient and going "yah time to power my spaceship with this bad boy"
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hihi don't know if you already found it, but the "macklemore would've loved kp" post is referencing how bible tweeted a macklemore quote in response to thailand legalizing marriage equality https:// www . tumblr . com/blmpff/746094198990733312/270324
i did get the explanation, thank you anon! <3
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dan better keep quiet about the queen unless he’s going to say something fucked up and mean. he better not pull some goofy shit like h*rry st*les making his entire audience give that evil woman a round of applause for her legacy
idk if you saw but so far dan's response to the queen dying seems to just be liking someone's reply to his tweet from 2011 LMFAO
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