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#this was HELL to color! ughhhh
luck-of-the-drawings · 3 months
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OOH YEAH BABY! PARTY TIME BABY! MUSIC! DRINKS! SOCIAL PRESSURE & A PSYCHEDELIC BREAK DOWN! WELCOME TO VAMPIRE SOCIETY MOTHERFUCKER! ARE YOU SCARED? DO YOU UNDERSTAND YET? ITS OKAY IF NOT. FIRE DISSOLVED IT! ITS ALL GONE NOW. HAVE FUN!
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#RRAAHH IM IN LOVE WITH THIS SHOW SOOO GOODDAMN MUCH!! each o these characters has STOLEN my HEART!!!#LIKE EMIZEEELLL i love emizel so much.. runnin around announcing that HE isa PRINCE while shiloh FINALLY quietly clicks the pieces together#nathan hanover you MADMAN!!! that slow dramatic guitar riff as emizel makes that announcement was so fuckin COOL UGHHHH#MR HANOVER DOES IT AGAIN just creating tracks that absoultely WORM into my MIND and HHEAARRT UUGHHGHH#emizel is so cool and so funny and so adorable UUGHH ill gush abt him more when i finally post my emizel n soda doodle page#ARTHUR FUCKING BENNET. i totally get why grizz has a hard time playing him. hes cool and stoic n its not easy to play a man o little words#BUT BBOOOY DOES HE DO IT WELL!! arthur DOES come off as so stoic n cool & it just makes his lil misfortunes all the more charming#like falling into the red fear or confrontin edward twilight or accidentally doing lsd. I LOVE THATS HES THE BAD LUCK GUY.#okay uhhu uhh i have limited room here what else should i say uhh. THE NPCS. MY GOD THE NPCS. CHARLIE U WONDERFUL MADMAN#edward twilight is SUCH a funny fucking antagonist. and supposedly his magic stuff is super scary?? SO EXCITED TO SEE MORE OF THAT#ill ramble abt mr deacon keller later eheh i have a. uh. a doodle page in the works. so in the meantime DAYBRINGER SOLOMON!!#“HERE COMES THE SUN MOTHERFUCKER!” “ILL SEE YOU IN HELL. NOT. IM GOING TO HEAVEN. BITCH.” like come on now. oh my god. i need him#BIG POWERFUL BEAST AND EVERY WORD HE SAYS HAS ME CRACKING UP. THE MUFFLED VOICE IN THE DARK BROKEN BY “LIGHT!”#TRULY HILARIOUS AND YET TRULY HORRIFYING. I FUCKIN LOVE CHARLIE NPCS SO MUCH. I HOPE WE SEE HIM AGAIN OHH MY GOOOODDD#OKAYokay. im normal now. ill talk abt the piece. if u read my tags this far then u get special secret knowledge abt the artistic process#IM VERY HAPPY WITH MY COLORS! i know they were hallucinating on drugs so i just recalled the times i did drugs & used that as my influence#REMEMBER KIDS! acid is totally fine if ur safe and responsible about it. do acid and then stare at my art for a bit trrruuust me. IT MOVES!#anyway i think thats all my thoughts here. thank you for looking at my art n thanku if ur one o the ppl that says nice things in the tags#U are LITERLY my life blood i pick up each of u n kiss u so sweetly on the head. remember to try acid!!!!
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gentil-minou · 5 months
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guess i'll move all my fics to squidgeworld or somewhere else honestly at this point maybe just tape a pdf to a wall somewhere unless pdfs are run by zionists too
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hecksupremechips · 2 years
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Literally nothing in this world is uglier than when an artist uses gray for shading 🤢
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mad-world3 · 17 days
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pandorxxx · 1 year
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Lurkin’
Lo’ak (19) x human fem reader (18)
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Warnings: SMUT THE HOUSE, BLOOD (from biting), p in v, oral, biting, choking, squirting, cursing,rough sex, size kink, praise kink, CNC.
🔞Minors do not interact🔞
With a loud gasp, you finally awoke. Sitting up quickly to scan your surroundings. You look around frantically to find yourself in the forest. You remember walking through the forest of pandora with a couple of scientists. You were new, so they had to show you around. And now, you’re here.
“Ughhhh” you winced, sitting up slowly. You scanned your body for injuries finding several, but nothing too serious. You looked down at your clothes as they were almost completely ripped off.
“What the hell happened?” You mumbled under your breath, wobbling to your feet.
“Hello!!!” You yelled, cupping your hands to your mouth. You looked around for a moment, and nothing. You sighed loudly, trying desperately to remember your way back to the lab. What you didn’t know was that there were a pair of eyes, watching your every move.
Lo’ak was lurking in the shadows, following you. He noticed that you were in distress; clothes torn, hair a mess, blood visible on parts of your body. He assumed you were a scientist, lost in the forest.
Jake took lo’ak to the forest, as his rut was approaching. Lo’ak was completely untamable in his state, but maybe coming to the forest was a bad idea this time. He was intrigued by little you; The way you stumbled on the huge rocks, your frustration from actually being lost. You were hypnotizing to him.
His rut was almost at the peek, and he couldn’t take the lurking anymore. He walked closer behind you, making sure to keep quiet. He made his was behind you, towering over your little frame.
You felt a presence behind you. Your heart beating fast, not knowing if you should turn around or run. Before you knew it, you felt a strong hand wrap around your neck gently, from behind. Then a strong hand cupping your mouth.
“Don’t scream ok?” He commands calmy. You could feel your heart beating out of your chest, but you quickly nod in hopes that he would let you go. To your surprise, he did. He turned you towards him by your shoulder. You look up at the na’vi, basking in all of his glory; he was glowing in the moan light, his skin was a calming blue, and his strip pattern was intricate. He was towering over you, panting loudly as he glared into your terrified eyes.
“Please, don’t hurt me. I’m lost, I need to get back to the lab.” You plead taking his hand in yours, almost in tears. He looked down at your hands, locked together, and then back to you.
“I will not hurt you, I just need some help.” He stated, getting down on his knees to seem less intimidating. You stopped weeping to shoot him a confused look.
“Help? From me?” You asked, tracing his glowing freckles down to his chest. He pulled your chin up, connecting his eyes with yours.
“Yes, from you.” He replied, squeezing your hand firmly, pushing a strand of hair out of you face as he wiped your tears. You noticed his breathing becoming rapid the more he touched you. His eyes were not the color you studied about, but more of a deep red. He was sweating profusely, and it was no where near hot at this time of night. These were only symptoms of a Navi in rut.
Your eyes widened from realization, as you let his hand go, stepping back slowly.
“No no no, please. I can’t help you with that.” You whimper, shaking your head desperately trying to wake up from what had to be a dream.
“You can’t help me with what?” He asked, tilting his head as he glared at your small frame. You knew he was playing games. He knew exactly what you were talking about, but he just wanted to hear you say it, hear you beg for mercy. You glance down at his loincloth, noticing the huge bulge growing by the second. A single tear falls from your eye as you realized there was no way out of this.
“I have to go back…” you whisper, but it comes out as a soft cry. He shook his head, leaning back on his knees.
“I’ll take you back, later. I need you right now.” He growled, glaring at you through his eyebrows. There was awkward silence for a moment as you planned your escape. He caught on quickly, and smirked at you.
“Come here.” He commanded coldly. He started undoing his loincloth, letting it drop to the ground. Your mouth flew opened at the size of him. You were almost sure that it was the size of your forearm. The veins that lined his cock were pulsating, needy for attention. Drops of precum dripped to the moss underneath him.
“Shit” you screeched, not being able to keep your eyes off of it. He licked his lips at your discomfort, almost as if he was turned on by it.
“Don’t make me come over there.” He sung, stroking his length as he eye fucked you. You shook your head side to side frantically before backing up more. Lo’ak was growing frustrated, low growls rumbling in his chest. He lashed out, grabbing you by your arm, and bring you nose to nose with him.
“I was trying to be nice, my love. That shits over now.” He growled, snaking his hand around to the back of your head. He stood up tall, looking down at your helpless face. The tip of his cock was inches away from your mouth. You tried to back up, but his grip on your head didn’t allow that.
“Open.” He commanded, now holding your head with both hands. You opened your mouth slowly, and before you knew it, he plunged half of his cock into your mouth. Your screams were muffled from being stuffed. You pushed on his lowered abdomen, but he wouldn’t let up.
“Don’t fight me, babygirl. I need your help.” He moaned, thrusting into your mouth. Him being at the back of your throat was an understatement, you felt like he was tickling your rib cage. You were choking constantly, trying your best to breath through your nose.
“Fuck! Babygirl don’t do that. You’re gonna make me cum in this pretty little mouth of yours.” He groaned, stuffing alittle more of himself down your throat with every thrust. Tears were running out of your now red eyes. You felt your consciousness leaving you slowly. You tapped his leg exhaustedly, and that caught his attention. He pulled out of your mouth, and you gasped for air, eyes wide as the spit ran down your chin.
“You look so fucking pretty like this.” He muttered, tapping the tip on your swollen lips. In an instant, he lifted you up, pinning you to a nearby tree. He tore your already ripped shorts off of you with one swift pull. That’s when you started fighting him, trying with all your might to get him off of you. He grabbed your cheeks, squeezing them together.
“You wanna be a good girl and give it to me? Or do you want me to take it? Either way, you’re getting this dick.” He growled, Turning your face to the side to attack your neck. Even after his statement, you tried to push him back, punching his chest, and the arms that help you up.
“STOP!” He shouted, pinning your neck to the bark behind you. You finally stopped all sudden movements, realizing that there was no way to fight him off.
“That’s a good girl.” He smiled, grabbing his cock and lining it up to your entrance. He could feel you shaking in fear underneath his touch, and a piece of humanity slipped through the cracks of his rut.
“I will try to go slow. Yeah? Does that make you feel better?” He searched your teary eyes for consent. You nodded slowly, pouting at him. With that, he slide the tip in slowly. You gasped, gripping his shoulders tightly. He bit his lip, trying to refrain from plunging deep into you. He lingered for a while, letting you get used to just the tip.
“You’re doing good, babygirl. I’m gonna go alittle deeper now, ok?” He asked, and you nodded. Even though he was in rut, he was doing well at restraining himself, but all restraint was slipping away slowly.
You nodded, bitting your bottom lip tightly with your eyes shut. He slowly slide half way into you, and the way you sucked him in was sending him over the edge. He started thrusting into you slowly, growling loudly as he hung his head onto your shoulder. You tapped his shoulder, letting him know that it was too much, but he was already slipping away.
“OKAY, slow down please. I-I need a minute.” You whimpered, trying to pull his face off of your shoulder.
“I-im so sorry!” He moaned, shaking his head before slamming the rest of his cock Into you.
“OHHH SHITTTT!” You whine, trying to climb out of his arms. He squeezed your waist tighter as he rutted into you at a steady pace, yet and still very deep.
“Mhmmm FUCK! You’re so fucking tight!” He growled, biting down on your shoulder. Your eyes widened when you felt small lines of blood trickle down your shoulder.
“P-please!” You whimper, shutting your eyes tightly as his thrusts became slower to accommodate your pain.
“I-I’m t-trying baby, just take it for me.” He moaned breathlessly, holding on to you for dear life. He licked the womb clean, massaging it with his tongue. The pain from him stretching you out slowly subsided. You tried to focus on the feeling of him hitting your spot with every thrust as he slid in and out of you slowly. How warm he was, and how his strong arms wrapped around you. The way he kissed your neck, leaving hickeys everywhere. The way he moaned in your ear at how good you felt sucking him in just right.
“Mmmmm shittt” your voice jumped from each deep thrust, as you threw your head back.
“Does it feel better?” He asked, still sucking the blood from your opened womb. Something about his gentle licks along your sore skin sent shivers down your spine. You couldn’t believe that you were enjoying this, and that he got you to open up. You didn’t want him to stop.
“b-bite me!” You moaned, putting your arms up to the heavens to give him easy access. He bent down to your ripped shirt, completely tearing it off to reveal your plump breasts, bouncing up and down from each stroke. He sucked your nipple before moving up, biting your breast hard enough to draw blood.
“Is that what you wanted, babygirl?” He titled his head, bouncing you up and down on him by your waist. Your moans got stuck in your throat from the mix of pain and pleasure. All you could do was nod. He smirked, bending down again to lick the womb clean, massaging around it with his tongue. You watched as the blood dripped down your abdomen, all the way to where you two were connected. You glanced back up at him to see your blood dripping from his lips as he looked at you with heavy, lustful eyes. The image alone sent you over the edge.
“I-I- FUCK!!” Was all you could mutter out before gripping his arms, bowing your head back on the bark behind you. He licked from your breast to your neck, catching all the blood that flowed down.
“You wanna taste it, babygirl?” He growled, making you look him in the eyes. Blood still dripping from him mouth. He looked so seductive in that moment that you just couldn’t help yourself. You wrapped your arms around his head, crashing your lips into his. The kiss was slow and sloppy, and the copper taste consumed you. You bit down on his lip hard, drawing blood as you sucked it up.
“Mhmm yes baby girl! now you’re getting it.” He smiled into the kiss, rutting into you faster. You could feel your orgasm approaching as you dug your nails into his arms, eyes locked with his.
“You gonna cum for me? Hmm?” He asked nodding his head. You nodded yours too, jaw dropped as he smashed into your sweetspot with every thrust.
“I-I’m!!!” you muttered, leaning your head on his shoulder as you clung to him tightly.
“I know, babygirl. I’m gonna give you what you want. He sent you one hard thrust, massaging your sweetspot with his swollen tip. Just like that, you squirted all over his cock as your juices flowed down his legs.
“Oh my fucking god, yesssss!!!” You screamed, convulsing in his arms as tears flowed down your face.
“It’s my turn baby, I’m almost done with you. You’re doing so fucking good for me.” He kissed your blood stained lips before pinning you back to the wall. He shift the bend of your knees to hang over his forearms as he placed his hands on the tree bark behind you. He started thrusting into you hard and fast, watching your face contort in absolute pleasure. The pleasure was beginning to be too much for you to the point where you had double vision , feeling completely lightheaded.
“Im almost there baby, wake up for me!” He shouted, smacking your face lightly to keep you conscious. You were moaning, and mumbling, trying your best to keep your eyes opened.
“I -I can’t…” you mutter breathlessly, head falling to the bark behind you. He bit down on your chest, waking you up alittle bit.
“Yes you can, baby. Just alittle longer. You’re doing so good.” He moaned, licking the blood from the new wound. Your body twitched under his touch, as a single tear ran down your face. Lo’ak felt his stomach twist in pleasure, and he just couldn’t hold it anymore.
“Ohhh fuck, you ready for me to cum in this tight little pussy, babygirl? Huh?” He growled slapping your face once more. You nodded wearily, desperately waiting for him to be done with you. Lo’ak threw his head back in pure bliss, shooting his load deep inside of you.
“Fuck yesss!!!” He whined, thrusting into you slowly to ride out his high. You finally fell limp in his arms, snuggling into his chest. The fog of his rut slowly went away, clearing his mind. He looked down at your bruised and bloody body, gasping loudly. He gently laid you on the moss, before hovering over your limp body, slipping in and out of consciousness. He was hesitant to touch you, as he didn’t want to hurt you more than he already did.
“Umm…hello?” He said in shaky breaths, poking at you. Your eyes opened half way, staring at the figure hovering over you.
“Hmm?” You hummed deliriously, trying to get up, but the spikes of pain shot threw your entire body, causing you to wince loudly.
“Woah, woah, lay back.” Lo’ak commanded, pushing you back by your chest lightly. He scanned your body thoroughly, looking at all of the bites and bruises, before looking at your face.
“Hey, I’m gonna get you cleaned up before I take you to the lab. Is it ok if I pick you up?” He asked caressing your hair with a lighthearted smile. You nodded, holding your arms out for him to help you up. He chuckled softly before picking you up by your hips, wrapping them around his waist. You looked into his now, bright yellow eyes, caressing his cheek.
“W-what’s your name?” You asked, playing with his braids, almost fascinated by how beautiful his hair was. He smiled at your wonder-like demeanor.
“Lo’ak. My name is lo’ak. What’s is yours?” He asked, walking in the directing of the River.
“Y/n…” you said,wrapping your arms around his neck, pulling him in for a hug. He hugged you back tightly, rubbing your back.
“Will I see you again?” You asked, almost devastated that this could be your last encounter with him. He smiled at you, and leaned down to your ear.
“Don’t worry, I’ll always be watching you.”
Not my girl falling in love with that Na’vi 🍆. She is in a full trance now🤦🏾‍♀️, and i low key love that for her🫶🏽. Anywaysss, as always, love y’all to death and I’ll see you soon❤️!!!
Outtie❤️🖖🏾,
Pandorxx
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zairene · 9 months
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picture perfect, hobie brown x photographer! black fem reader headcanons
synopsis: hobie brown with a s/o who just loves capturing every moment together through camera lenses.
warnings: none but fluff
a/n: i’m so glad i actually came up w this on my own this is such a cute idea ughhhh !
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HOBIE BROWN is all for saving memories.
at first, he wasn’t the ‘picture taking type.’ hobie brown is more of a freelancer, a risk taker. he believes that he should live his life to the fullest without worry knowing that everyone was going to fall to their imminent deaths, so why the hell should he care about what the next person has to say about him? he was all about living in the moment and never letting time pass you by. however, getting into a relationship with you had completely changed his life.
he’d always catch you bringing out your phone during dates, just to take simple pictures of what the both you were doing. or you’d ask him to take pictures with the both of you kissing each other or kissing the other one’s cheek.
at the point, your entire instagram audience knew every date you had been on with him. (not the first few though, you wanted those to be private.) but it didn’t stop there.
he also learned that you had a professional camera, and that you had multiple social media platforms surrounding your artistry. he was mildly impressed but not surprised knowing how trigger-happy your finger was with your phone camera button. he thought that your shots were absolutely beautiful—the way they would encapsulate the true beauty of things people may overlook.
your main focus in photography was on scenery and landscape. you were a fan of sunsets and the hues that coated the sky in it’s wide range of colors.
without hobie knowing, you also had took a picture of him on a picnic date you both had at a park. you stood behind him so in the picture, he was more of a shadow than anything, but next to him was the sun over the horizon, the sky engulfed in shades of orange and purple. you had captioned this one ‘in the eyes of h.b.’
he was extremely flattered that he was excellent material for your craft! he commented how beautiful the picture was and so were you. you had pinned it and made sure to tag him in the post.
let’s be honest, your pictures were most likely in someone’s moodboard on pinterest.
but to your shock, hobie is surprisingly very photogenic? like you can never catch a “bad” picture of him or him off guard. you have many pictures of him just doing the most random things and yet he still looks stunning.
you’ve asked him why and his response was just a simple shrug. he honestly didn’t think so but since you have such a keen eye for things, maybe you were right.
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🏷️ TAGLIST :: @dojathascammer @pnkweb @planetlunaa @mypimpademia @megurulvr @dreampurpledreams @chinieh @naijagrl @looking4chanel @pixieplush17 @jogeto @laylasbunbunny @jamies-cumslut @sapphicshav @banqnaz @edgyficuselastica @padfootpottah99 @anikaluv @s-surreality @tourbug @fiannee @sakaur-i @axeoverblade @cafehyunji @asmobeuses
TAGLIST FORM
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reitheist · 1 month
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bucchigiri ep 10 thoughts:
shindo is doing the absolute most 💀 chill out sweetie we all know you're evil
matakara seeeeeems back to normal but he's def not. zabu is gonna catch on I think
so is ichiya taking over matakara like a full possession thing or is it a 'warped' version of matakara
more catboy storytime let's goooooo
ok since reading that one utena greek choir post about these segments I've been trying to look harder into them. basically, the customer is arajin and jasmine is matakara. arajin is figuring out he wants matakara in his life, but matakara is already too far gone off the deep end of despair and inferiority to care (ie. 'seeing other customers') also might have something to do with ichiya 'shopping around' bodies to fight senya with, witch matakara or shindo being the customer?
ahh it's still matakara he's just very emotionally fucked up i see
oh shit is marito finally gonna have something to do again?
the monster thing is backkk
my prediction is matakara is going to beat kenichiro maybe?
ichiya's smile is pretty and so evil I'd let him possess me in a heartbeat
mint chocolate chip ftw
holy shit the fight animation here is so good
arajin DO SOMETHING
the lighting in this scene is very pretty. the colors in this show are always top notch
aww marito cares in his strange way
zabu is a good friend to matakara, but matakara is letting his fear get in the way and being an asshole as a result. direct parallel to arajin and matakara's friendship fallout.
komao standing up for zabu hell yeah
does this school have any staff? besides the cat teacher, I mean
matakara's eyes are so empty it makes me sad
LMAOOO he couldn't even keep ara in class
i think this is supposed to be a little intentional character moment for arajin here. at the beginning, he wanted to have an average highschool life and rejected being absorbed into the delinquent social hierarchy for as long as he could. now, he's running from normal school responsibilities and intentionally embroiling himself in a conflict for matakara's sake
so is it mandatory that the merging mark thing has to be near/on the ass or
as sad as I am for matakara I am very excited for him fighting merged with ichiya
senya fights with punches, ichiya fights with kicks
matakara, mahoro is not gonna be on your side much longer if you keep kicking the shit out of her brother (how is mahoro going to play in the finale I wonder? if she isn't completely sidelined, that is)
senya FINALLY shows up and we don't even get to know what he's gonna say until next week ughhhh
pretty good episode, but not quite as tight as the last two felt imo. feels like this was mostly setup for our final two episodes. I expect matakara is going to face kenichiro next episode and win. senya is gonna explain the whole deal with ichiya to ara next time, as implied by him appearing at the end. (though im not sure I have a clue where he's been all this time? just hiding?) I think it'd be a good beat for senya's story to resonate with ara and lead to him resolving to help (ie. fight) matakara
edit: just saw the after credits hmmm. they're def gonna play up ken's emotional duty to protect matakara next episode as they facedown. maybe ken is going to bring up matakara's brother? interesting.
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murdleandmarot · 4 days
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9, 14, 15 aaand 25 for Mungo!!! For the character ask thingy!! :-)! <3
YAY I FINALLY GET TO ANSWER ONE OF THESE :DDDDD
Okay okay Mungojerrie times!! 🧡🖤🧡🖤
9. Him and Rumple are a package deal, so I’d be rooming with the both of them in my mind soooo absolutely!!! They match my brand of chaos and I’d like to help play pranks on the other residents :). Rumple seems like the type to do a bad movie marathon into the night, and I would ADORE doing that. So overall, yes, I think I’d be okay rooming with Jerrie
14. this man is simultaneous the worst and best dresser you’ve ever seen in your entire life. I aspire to be him. His cargo pants? Paired with a silk shirt that he stole. Checkerboard? Paired with red stripes. His socks? Mismatched as hell. Everyone has been begging him to learn color theory for years but he does not care. I call it ‘colorful cluttered maximalism.”
Ex. (Pintrest)
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what the fuck is even going on here. I love it so so much.
15. Munkujerrie!!! I thought of it during work today, (when I was *actually* supposed to be doing my job), and it hasn’t left my head since then…I fluctuate on ships like the needle on a ghost meter, but ughhhh the potential……plus it would also be really really funny. Barbie x Ken activities. Also the way the colors work together?????? Like aughhh the more I think about it the more it drives me insane. While it’s not my Munkustrap specific ship, I’ve only known of Munkujerrie for a day and a half, but if anything happened to them, I’d throw a temper tantrum.
25, OKAY SO: I actually saw Cats live when I was in middle school and I LITERALLY REMEMBER ALMOST NONE OF IT MAKES ME SO MAD. WTF. The first thing that I remembered is durning the Addressing of Cats I kept whispering at Tugger telling him to ‘go stand next to his boyfriend’ (literally knew nothing about the musical at the time. How did I do that (I was talking about Misto btw)). THE SECOND THING I REMEMBERED is that Mungojerrie and Rumpleteazer’s song was my favorite in the entire show. It’s the only one I looked up when I got home. They were my absolute favorite for an entire week I was rly like ‘these silly thieving motherfuckers I love them so so much.’ Mungojerrie and his stupid crop top <333 their double cartwheel was the coolest thing I’d literally ever seen. 10/10 no notes. Best first impression ever. And now??? Still love him. He’s so silly, and his accent drives me insane. Mungojerrie you will forever be famous <333
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klutzyroses · 2 years
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Ranking Ikemen MCs Outfits (Standard Vs Idols)
I feel like playing fashion critic today.
First, I will rank their everyday outfits~
Everyday Outfits
4TH PLACE: MITSUKI (Ikemen Vampire)
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This outfit invokes within me, pure revulsion. At first, I was like "That is really boring, I would not be seen in that" but the more I look at it the more I hate it. Like, ughhhh, what a waste of potential. Girl, you in the Victorian Era, why you dressed like that?
If I had a hot super rich vampire who thrived on spoiling me, you better believe I am strutting out in a different dress everyday. Paris would be my runway.
Maybe she's going for the "girl next door" look but then she should gone for a cuter top to go with the skirt. Maybe something with ruffles like THIS
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To make it more interesting...
But nooooo...
If she was conservative, so be it but she's NOT. So the outfit is even less necessary and all around....blegh.
Conclusion: The outfit is bland as hell, the hair ribbon isn't helping, the shoes are trash. Thus it is a blegh outfit. Her saving grace is her wavy hair, cause I love wavy hair.
3RD PLACE: ALICE (Ikemen Revolution)
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Ok so... suspenders....hm...suspender dresses don't work very often for me, especially not ones with long suspenders. They're offensive but...they don't look like they're good for much. They look ready to snap at the slightest inconvenience. The top is what Mitsuki should be wearing. Relatively simple, considering she is from Victorian England, but cute. The ribbon looks a little weird, like the designers couldn't decide whether it should be a bow or a scarf. The brooch is pretty, though it doesn't look like it really needs to be there. The skirt is very pretty, the design is princessy and girly and the frills are not overdone. The color scheme is a little...dull, especially with the dark over skirt...it could afford to be a little livelier. That said...the hair. Pretty standard, just like the other MCs. at least hers has a braid? I guess...
Conclusion: It isn't AWFUL just...a little dull for such a lively young woman...
2ND PLACE: MAI (Ikemen Sengoku)
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Now this is a very cute outfit. Nice shade of pink, love the floral design on it, the splash of red from the obi (is that what it's called?) adds a nice touch, it's a fairly simple, clean look. There isn't much to say about it, apart from the rope belt with the red beads is cute too. It doesn't exactly say "princess" of anything tbh, BUT she is also a chatelaine right? So she does need to be a bit more practical...Points though for a slightly different hairstyle. Two cute braids while the rest is loose...not a world of difference, but it does sort of set her apart from the other MCs.
Conclusion: It's a pretty kimono, it suits her and the pink flowers make me happy.
1ST PLACE: EMMA (Ikemen Prince)
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Emma hands down is the prettiest MC of the four and part of that is because she has the best everyday outfit. Not too much, not too little. The collar is really cute and I love the corset with gold accents and the blue and red looks pretty on her without her looking like the American flag. I will voice my discontent that her Hairstyle is...the most boring of all the MCs. It's like all of theirs, but it's just a bun...literally not much else is different. It suits her but...meh.
Conclusion: Simple but pretty enough to be noticeable. Practical and kinda elegant too.
Idol Outfits~
4TH PLACE: ALICE
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Easily Alice is the cutest here. Pigtails? That's already two points. This is a pigtail-loving zone. That little touch of pink lipstick make her look so soft and pretty, the suitors won't be able to stop kissing her💋. The dress looks so beautiful on her, she looks like a fairytale princess, bonus for the shorter black skirt.
I have to admit, I am not a fan of that color. Normally, seafoam makes me SICK, but she actually rocks it tbh, especially with the light splashes of magenta and pale blue roses blending with it.
Those earrings tho....😬
Tassels on jewelry are a no-no in my book. And those earrings look like a last second add on, cause they do not go too well with the choker and the little gems on her dress. They don't ruin the look but...mm, not great at all.
Speaking of the choker...I'm a sucker for chokers and the gems match her eyes great.
Conclusion: She is a pretty princess, which is to be expected, she is the "lady" of the 4 and I would LOVE for this to be the standard look. I feel like if she started singing, the most soothing voice would come out of her...maybe she would sound like Ariana Grande?
3RD PLACE: EMMA
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Oo, she looks greaaaat in dark blue with all the gold and ruffles, the pants are so Girl Boss💅 to me...though....the hair is a bit meh. It's not bad at all, just a little underwhelming to me. I also wish there was more colors other than blue here. Maybe if the gems and earrings were pink or yellow, she would be more striking? Or maybe add a dash of violet to the pants? Or have the inside top be lilac? The scarf looks a little out of place, it doesn't really go with the rest of the outfit but...I actually kind of like it? The only other reason Emma isn't higher is because the top 2 are top tier👀
Conclusion: She may be Belle, but she looks like a badass version of Cinderella👠 and I'm here for it. She looks like a singer with a powerful voice like...Christina Aguilera?
2ND PLACE: MAI
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Ayee, check out the Princess of Azuchi👀
She looks amazing! I'm a sucker for hair streaks, and she comes out here rocking red in that ponytail (Is it a ponytail? I think it's a ponytail). I think its really cute she still sports her signature braids even in a different style, so it's still very Mai. Now...the outfit itself, at first glance I thought it was a bit much, but it actually works. She actually reminds me of Keiji with all the colors. Flashy but it looks good. She doesn't do red too often, but she looks fire in it with all the gold and purples. I love the mismatched earrings cause...well because they're pretty and it's a bit rebellious. Black nails...take a special kind of person to pull them off without looking too dark...and she has managed it. I also like the flowers in her hair...except for that really big white one. It looks a little awkward and might be overdoing it with that one. However...thigh high socks...👀
Now you're speaking my language. They look so CUTE on her! Combined with little black dress, she could only wear that and still look amazing. I live for the top part of the dress, especially the black sheer. Very Kai'sa to me and I stan Kai'sa so... I stan this top. The skirt might be just a TOUCH too much, considering the rest of the ensemble, so maybe she should've gone for just a simple miniskirt? But she can keep the pearls, i will never say no to pearls.
The kimono is still very Sengoku while taking a modern hammer to it, and it paid off in spades. Its bold, its beautiful and there is no question that this is Azuchi's princess, if not queen.
Conclusion: She is a literal Pop princess🎤, she looks like she can rap tbh, I imagine her sounding like Lisa from BLACKPINK. And I'm there for it
1ST PLACE: MITSUKI
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This...
THIS.
Who dis?!
Now this is the look of a Vampire QUEEN👸. I love everything here, the dress is hella gorgeous, the purple and black is stunning on her. That hair is EVERYTHING, especially with the pearls, she is literally a princess. I love the earrings, they are gorgeous, but not overly flashy or crazy looking and add to the glamorous vibes she is setting off. The necklace is a bit much, I'd be afraid to wear it for fear it'll prick me😅 but she makes it work. Gold nails💅? Yes please. They go well with her glittery makeup, it's not too much, but just enough to make her eyes come out more. And if that wasn't enough....thigh high socks and fingerless gloves..?
Yes. Just....yes.
She is top tier in this, I wish she could look like this all the time. She looks like an A-list movie star playing a queen...with sparkles everywhere. And I can never have enough sparkle✨
Conclusion: Her everyday look causes me anguish and physical pain, but THIS is giving me life, oh nah, she could take over France looking like this. She definitely looks like she can sing like Mariah Carey, I'm convinced.
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buzzcutmase · 10 days
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So, I have a few thingssss so say 🙂‍↔️ I have way more but I can’t think straight
Down Bad is so catchy 💆🏼‍♀️
I understand everybody’s obsession with so long, London -hello, the lyrics??- but I would’ve loved it with a different music..? If that makes sense? 🥲 doesn’t slap like it could imho
Also thanK you aIMee - hahah 😂 “I don’t think you’ve changed much” ~ spot on! I think Cassandra also references KimK..?
And why is nobody talking about the alchemy? CUTE & CATCHY 😍
Black dog is about MH? The bridge is chefs kiss tho!
Fortnight has a kinda 80s vibe in terms of the music? 😌 Reminds me of a great 80s version of Adore You by Harry I found years ago on YT, btw!
I hate it here - “I'd say the 1830s but without all the racists. And getting married off for the highest bid. Nostalgia is a mind's trick. If I'd been there, I'd hate it.”
Love how shes romanticising “the good old days” whilst also heavily criticising doing so by pointing out the racism, sexism - ugh. Yes.
OK OK first of all i really love how you came to me with all this, i'm obsessed with it actually soooooo i'll use this as an excuse to give you all my thoughts on the whole album! (bare in mind i've not listened to the second part of the album yet because i've been busy today so i only had the chance to listen to the first part twice to understand the lyrics more!) 😌
fortnight: i completely agree with you on that one! it's such an 80s vibe and i love it, also the lyrics are soooo ugh! "i love you it's ruining my life" give her the grammy NOW!.. i do wish post malone featured more on it though bc i really like him and his music so!
the tortured poets department: LOVE! the chorus is soooo good! when the track titles got released i was actually most excited about this one bc i just couldn't think of how she would include a line like that into a song but obviously she made it work bc she's a mastermind :')
my boy only breaks his favourite toys: so catchy! so matty coded tbh so she ATE with that one!
down bad: SOOOOOOOOO CATCHY! it's such a banger tbh and so relatable like "fuck it if i can't have him i might just die it would make no difference" (makes me think of mase hehehe!)
SO LONG, LONDON: the perfect song to be the special track 5: heartbreaking and earth shattering like the lyrics make me cry ESPECIALLY the 3rd verse!!!! "you swore that you loved me, but where were the clues? i died at the altar waiting for the proof, you sacrificed us to the gods of your bluest days and i'm just getting color back to my face. i'm just mad as hell cause i loved this place for so long, london. had a good run, a moment of warm sun but i'm not the one" UGHHHH! and knowing how much this means to her is soooo insane and i can see how you might've liked it with a different music but i actually think it's super fitting because it's the sped up beat like there is going to be a climax in the song somewhere but there isn't and the slow singing of the words kind of counteract it which was what taylor and joe's relationship felt like... like there would be a climax in the relationship with a wedding and babies but it never came and she spent all this time waiting just for it to be over in the end you know? :(
but daddy i love him: I LOVE how she adressed the fact that every single time she dates someone people on the outside who don't know shit about her personal life want to include themselves in it and give their opinion and i love how she wrote the song in a sarcastic fuck you way BUT since it's about matty i feel like most of the opinions on their relationship are justified bc of who he is and the things he said so i feel like most of us were just looking out for her in the way we were against it you know? like there were reasons why people hated them together so much. ALSO SHE NAME DROPPED ME??? EXCUSE ME TAYLOR???
fresh out the slammer: BANGER! the classic "came out of a heartbreak from a long term relationship and need a rebound for some time" LOVE!
florida: not too sold on it yet but i feel like i need to listen to it a few more times before i can really have an opinion on it 😌
guilty as sin?: i love this song so much. the vibe? the lyrics? i'm in love, it's so relatable aswell LIKE
who's afraid of little old me?: FAVOURITE SONG ON THE ALBUM! BY FAR! the way she wrote about the fame ruining her and her mental health and turning her into someone she never wanted to be is so fucking beautiful honestly like it's devastating but so beautifully written. and the first "who's afraid of little old me?" the way she's screaming it. YES YES YES. 🙏🏼🙏🏼🙏🏼
i can fix him (no really i can) : it's so sexy??? like the way she sings it and the lyrics? like she's so sexy like yes queen if anyone could change a man IT'S YOU!
loml: sooooooo heartbreaking and such a masterpiece... how it goes from love of my life to loss of my life... i'm going to CRY. i'm conflicted whether it's about joe or matty though... maybe both? i'm not sure but it's beautiful either way. 💔
i can do it with a broken heart: it feels like bejweled... but in a suicidal "i wanna die" but on crack way! it's so fun though??? like so sad how she had to put on a smile ever single night on tour even if she felt like shit but i'm so proud of her always for making it through and being happy now and i hope we as fans had a good impact on that too!
the smallest man who ever lived: again... conflicted who it's about but it's such a great song and whoever it's about will have to fucking deal with me soon bc HOW DARE YOU HURT HER LIKE THIS.
the alchemy: as you said SO CUTE SO CATCHY! so happy she found happiness with travis and it's all good now and she's healing from all the heartbreak and the hard times she faced the past year :( no one deserves happiness more than her! ❤️‍🩹
clara bow: LOVE LOVE LOVE! it feels like it's the second part of "the lucky one" if you know what i mean... and her singing about herself but not in the way she sang about clara bow and stevie nicks with them being heart capturing icons everyone loves but in a self depricating way... heartbreaking bc she sadly still think of herself as an imposter in all this but so beautifully written again. also taylor swift name dropping taylor swift on a taylor swift album???? INSANE. 🥺
SOOOO basically, i feel like this album was made from the deepest depths of taylor's mind written specifically for the people who get her and have been loving and supporting her for a long time... like there is no proper poppy single or song for the general public on there which is why i think so many people on social media have slammed the album and said she really missed the mark with this one but if you get it and if you understand the situations she sings about bc you've been thorugh them with her it's such a meaningful abum about her heartbreaks, mental struggles, struggles with fame and not feeling like real person but also about her healing journey and seeing the funny side of people having an opinion on your every move you know? i love her. i truly do. mastermind. ❤️‍🩹
WILL CHECK BACK IN AGAIN WHEN I LISTENED TO THE SECOND PART OF THE ALBUM! HEHE!
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puffpasstea · 1 year
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IMAGINE YOU'RE DATING HARRY. SUDDENLY TUMBLR RECOMMENDED YOU SOME SMUT INVOLVING YOUR BF'S NAME AND YOU'RE LIKE wait a damn minute... BUT YOU CAN'T STOP READING IT. ONE DAY HARRY CATCHES IT AND GOES TO THE KITCHEN TO FIND YOU AND STARTS READING A PIECE OF WHAT HE FOUND AND ITS PURE WRITTEN PORN AND YOU'RE EMBARRASSED, HE'S MOCKING YOU BUT GETS TURNED ON AND BE LIKE "do you want me to do it with you? You don't need to fantasize, all you gotta do is ask lovie" WHILE KISSING YOU UGHHHH
oh god, so, are we saying that if I ever get to be with Harry, I'd have to....dispose of all evidence of his unholy site? Oh who am I kidding... It starts out innocent at first, like maybe you're just scrolling through some pics of harry that fans have tagged you in on social media. Then you look through the comments to see what they're saying, and someone makes a reference about a smutty fic that this picture reminds them of. Of course, seeing your boyfriend looking hot as hell in the photo, you're intrigued by the idea, and you know this is gonna weird Harry out, but you think to yourself you'll just take a quick peak, you'd probably hate reading about him anyway, and your curiosity will be satisfied. So you go on there and....before you know it, it's been a couple of hours, and you've clicked through on thing after another, feeling somehow embarrassed and turned on by the fantasy of the scenarios you just read through.
The more you think about it, especially over the days that Harry isn't home, the more interested you are, but you don't know how to bring it up with him, without, like, TELLING HIM, so you just stick to keeping it your own dirty little secret.
but then one day, Harry comes home from work, and you're caught off-guard, realizing that you spent the whole afternoon reading on your phone instead of making dinner. So you scramble to the kitchen to whip something up, leaving your phone behind. Unlucky for you, though, Harry mumbles something about wanting to put on some music, and grabs your phone to connect Spotify to the speakers, and that's when the secret's out.
You try to feign innocence, keeping your back away from him and focusing on not sweating to death. He starts to mockingly read phrases from the fics laughing at "shoved her up against the wall, trapping her in place with his body," and "wrapping his fingers around her neck" or "biting at her skin." He's like "ooo spicy!" laughing at the way your face is changing colors by the minute. But his teasing slowly gets more sharp and serious, and he's quirking his eyebrows, winking at you. "Didn't know you liked it rough, babe."
You're mortified but speechless after all that mockery.
"S' that what you ACTUALLY want? want me to" he grabs your waist to get you in place "take you right here against that wall? hmm?"
His kisses interrupt your shy nods. "Wrap my hands around you neck?" his index and thumb firmly squeeze the sides of your neck as he kisses and bite on your shoulders.....
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spidey-bie · 1 month
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So, the nicknames "Roses" for comic!Hobie came from Moxie painting them. It's the thing of they don't people, physical bodies or the shit infront of them. They are distantly native, and with that comes the belief that everything that lives has a soul. Moxie doesn't paint their muses faces, they paint the soul of their muses. Hobie is a complicated ass character, with many complicated ass things to him. He's a dork, but if you meet him in the street he'll only threaten to beat your ass. He cares like hell about everything, but he's the quietest in the room until you start fucking up and he has to step in to beat your ass. When the social climate fucked up that people couldn't have the means to live, and that's pretty fucked up ngl, He beat the president's ass. All while hiding under his little punk song references. You're catching Moxie's vibe here? There's one main consistency in behavior and emotion with him. He's a sweet dreamer who has a big ass chip on his shoulder in a capitalist hellhole that wants to kill him for caring about anything other then himself and money. That's a rose. No fucking seriously, think about it. Roses (At-least in america) are no longer a commonly wild plant. Their roots are so weak that they need to be grafted new ones just to survive through growing. They're beautiful, sure. It's the fact that they are beautiful that gets them killed. We only want to farm and chop them down to make shit like Ornament gifts or plucked their petals for people to fuck on. Yes, we also use them for a food produce, but is that your working class experience? The working class is most a country's people. They get farmed and butchered for the fact they had the misfortune of being pretty to another species. The only thing they did was exist. That fucking sucks, man. The tools that they use to keep themselves safe are stripped (thorns) and they are put on display just to watch the life they have left wither away in a day. If you can't tell, Moxie considers plant life apart of important life. They also find it very disrespectful themselves to be gifted flowers because they have the opinion it's basically saying "These were pretty, so I murdered life for you!" Thank you, Ted Bundy. (Still the character's opinion) What they painted the first time Hobie came to them was a willow tree, full of colorful roses. The willow part is because many animals in an ecosystem rely on them to rest, to make homes. They were ancient pollinators for bees, they are known in tribe's for pain relievers. Typically historically they are known as biofilters for important water sources to filter out pollution and shit. Put both of those together and you have something beautiful and dangerous, yet important for a living environment. Something that single-handedly makes the water run clean for animals to drink. Something entire cultures build their wonder around because of it's ability to exist. Admiration was always there, from day one. Mutually. Hobie is a wild-grown rose. Something that defied all systems in place to prevent them from flourishing. Here he stands, Beautiful. (Moxie speaking)
(Yes this painting is the one hobie stole, that lead to moxie being able to inter-dimensionally teleport and lead to them re-meeting. It's a very important narrative painting.) (No, they don't have a ship name but we'll make one up and pretend like we always had one in our back pocket. Bullshitting, GO!)
IM FINALLY GETTING TO THIS WOOOO
GO COFFEE ADRENALINE
OOOOOO love that for them. The essence of the soul is captured by their brush and not their physical form. That's wicked.
OMG THE SYMBOLISM OF HOBIE BEING A ROSE. Putting a show of being beautiful and harmless but underneath it all lies thorns. LIKE UGHHHH.
Oh my God I should've kept reading before I wrote that paragraph because your thought process is even better than what I came up with. DAMNNNNN just putting that into perspective is amazing. We give so many things value and yet instead of enjoying its presence and just leaving it be we exploit it.
Bro not you not having a ship name 💀. (Idk man paintpunk, colorpunk, soulpunk, the punk and the painter just spitballing here.
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readyandnot · 2 years
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this made my night.
ELEMENTALS EARLY ACCESS LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
here’s my readyrambles :))
(spoilers under the cut)
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
I FORGOT ABOUT EA TONIGHT BUT OMG IT WAS A NEEDED SURPRISE
i’ve had two shitty days so this was definitely needed. thank you redacted. NOW- THOUGHT TIME
FIRST OF ALL- NEW ADDITION WITH THE LIGHTS AND WHOSE SPEAKING??? FUCKING BRILLIANT. IT’LL DEF HELP PEOPLE WHO ARE FIRST LISTENING TO THIS SERIES. LOVE IT.
NEXT- THUMBNAIL/TITLE/DESCRIPTION ALL AMAZING. HOIST THE COLORS WOOOO
okay okay- so, DAMS???? AS A NICKNAME??? SO FUCKING CUTE I LOVE IT- HUXLEY YOURE ADORABLE AND THANK YOU FOR THAT PET NAME
oh god he’s nervous- i would be too, it’s totally understandable.
“damien.” “i’m freaking out.” “can i hold your hand?” “yeah.” “talk me through it.” THAT JUST SPEAKS FOR ITSELF. THAT DIALOGUE ALONE.
“they are our friends, i know that. i know that they would just, just want us to be happy. i know they won’t care, i know they won’t judge us i know that. i know, i know all of those things.” DAMN RIGHT
“i don’t know why this is so scary for me, but it is.” that hits different.
DAMIEN HE KNOWS YOUR NOT ASHAMED OF THE RELATIONSHIP. YOURE NOT BROKEN DAMI.
“and anyone who has a problem with it can go fuck themselves for all i care” POP OFF
“i don’t know why it’s making me so nervous to do this.” damien you and i are the exact fucking same. BUT ITS UNDERSTANDABLE TO BE NERVOUS.
“you don’t owe anybody anything. and you don’t need some easy answers for why it makes you nervous to make that nervous feeling be valid, it is. even without an explanation. it’s okay to be scared, even though you don’t know why.” fucking hell i won’t cry i won’t cry i won’t cry-
“i want a reason. i want an explanation that i can give you because i, i don’t want you to think that i’m ashamed of us because i’m not-“ “i know damien. i know that, you don’t need a reason i know.” THERE IT IS- THERE IT FUCKING IS.
“it’s scary to open yourself up, even when you know it’s people you can trust.” TRUTH RIGHT THERE. HUXLEY ILY
IT IS ON YOUR TERMS HUXLEY YES.
“i’m here, no matter what damien. always, i’m right here.” fuck now i’m tearing up-
“i love you.” “i love you too.” AHHHHHHHHHHH GOD DAMMIT I LOVE THEIR RELATIONSHIP SO MUCH
DAMIENS SIGH OF RELIEF AFTER OMFG
“i’m gonna be scared if we wait an hour or a year, it’s just how i am” ME FUCKING TOO.
“i want to do this today. now. i already know the only thing that really matters, how we feel. and everything else is just background noise. so let’s do this.” YES DAMIENNNNN ILY
“you’re sure?” “kiss me?” GOD DAMMIT THIS IS TOO DAMN GOOD-
CUTE KISSES ENSUE- “i’m sure.” YES YES YES.
“i’ve got you.” “i know.” AND THEIR LAUGHS AFTER MY FUCKING GOD- this has already broken me in the best way possible.
THEIR BANTER ABOUT THE DRIVING LMAO I LOVE THEM-THEY FIT EACH OTHER SO WELL AND SO PERFECTLY. THEY COMPLETE EACH OTHER.
LASKOOOOOOO
GAVINNNNNNN
oh so gav didn’t do spring semester ( as he shouldn’t i wouldn’t either shit-)
freelancers just chilling and smiling alongside their boys, i know i am :))
THE MUSIC IN THE BACKGROUNDDDD BOLD MOVE REDACTED I LOVE IT. SUCH BANGERS TOO GOOD TASTE
“handle you???” lasko you make this so easy- LMAOOO
“oh i do love to be handled” THERE IT IS.
gavin on his best behavior for lasko- i love him.
“a little birdie” YUP THATS US.
OOOH HES STILL TEACHING- GAVS GONNA TAKE HIS CLASS AGAIN OMFG YES!!!!
lasko’s so fucking cute. enough said.
“oh? hands on?” “oh, fuck, i walked right into that one didn’t it?” “yeah.” YUP AND ITS HILARIOUS.
“favorite incubus?” “…” “that would be me freelancer yes” “unless of course you’ve been visiting other 7/11’s without telling me lasko” “NO! i havent, you’re definitely my favorite incubus, gavin.” GOD THEIR BANTER UGHHHH
if this isn’t fucking flirting i don’t know what is. AS MUCH AS I WOULD LOVE ANOTHER LISTENER FOR LASKO OR ANOTHER CHARACTER TO GET PAIRED WITH HIM- THIS TRIO MAKES SENSE. THEY FLIRT, THEY HAVE HISTORY AND THEY FIT SO WELL TOGETHER. CMON-
“i’m glad you’re in my life.” “i’m glad you’re in mine too lasko.” GET TOGETHER ALREADY FUCK.
“if you’d rather i’d take a different session, i will. of course.” SO. FUCKING. SWEET.
“while i can’t say i don’t mean to tease you, because, we all know that would be a lie.” THE FUCKING WHISPERING. GAVIN. PLEASE.
GOD SEE LOOK AT THIS- LOOK AT THEM, PERFECTION.
“i-i-i-i don’t mind it. i li-i like it when when you tear me and and you never crossed a line with me, i-i’d tell you if you did, it’s fun, i like it and, uh- and i would like you to be in my class, if if if you want to be” do i need to say anything more.
NO SPECIAL TREATMENT YOU GO LASKO.
“i wouldn’t have it any other way.” CMON MAN-
THE HAPPY COUPLE IS HEREEEEEE
THE GANGS ALL HERE LETS FUCKING GOOOOO
i’ve never smiled so hard in a while holy fuck.
“be right back my love.” GAVINNNNNNN
LAKSO YOU FORGOT??? it’s okay- huxley coming in clutch. “how many backpacks do you have dude?” probably fucking too many LMAO
“well, well, well, fancy meeting you here my fiery friend!” “i know, that you know.” HOLY. FUCKING. SHIT.
“know what wildfire?” “ don’t play with me gavin. not about this.” … WELL GOD DAMN-
“i’m sorry.” “you must have sensed me and huxley’s feelings for each other by now.” “yes, and i can also feel how nervous you are now. but, you don’t need to be.”
“does the freelancer know already? did you tell them?” THE HURT AND WORRY IN HIS VOICE
“they weren’t my feelings to tell, i haven’t said anything.” “thank you.” “do you plan to bring it up?” “yes.” “good, it’ll be nice to see you give him those doe eyes publicly, instead of trying to hide it for once.” THEIR LAUGHS
“i don’t do that!” damien. i can’t even see you and I KNOW THAT YOU DO IT.
“it’s sweet damien. and you’re allowed to be sweet.” DAMN RIGHT HE IS.
“i am not sweet.” YES YOU ARE GRUMPY BOY.
“hydrations important” so huxley has been influencing you- IM KIDDING LMAO
“i bet you’d love that damien” FUCK HUXLEY YOURE SO CUTE.
oh shit gavs coming back.
DAMIS STILL GONNA WIN PROBABLY LETS BE HONEST
“i’ve been busy.” “ohhhh interesting.” gentle gavin-
“it is?” “no it’s not.” “it’s not?” “its. not.” “sorry.” “for what?” “i-i need to go to the bathroom.” NO DAMIEN ITS OKAYYYY
HES UPSET FUCK.
“hux, is is he okay?” HE ASKS HUXLEY FIRST. THAT SHOULD BE A BIG INDICATION ON THEIR RELATIONSHIP ALREADY. TOGETHER OR NOT.
“he’s nervous.” “i shouldn’t have teased him.” yeahhhh that wasn’t the best of timing-
“you don’t know gav.” “yes i did. and i should’ve known better.” there you go, take ownership gav, we love that. <3
“i thought it might lighten the mood but this want the time,” “t-t-tease him about what? being busy?” lasko you sweet boy-
“no” “yes” well fuck that’s awkward…
“fffreelancer do you know what they’re talking about?” NO TF I DONT (but sky does tho…)
“is everything okay?” “everything’s fine, i just needed a minute to bring my temp back down.” “you’re sure” “yes freelancer, i’m sure.” “i’m sorry damien.” “don’t worry about it i know you didn’t mean anything by it.” FUCK CMON PLEASE ITS OKAY.
“mean anything by what? what what does it matter if he was busy? i-i-i don’t understand!” lasko baby it’s okay-
“maybe we should just start the race.” “i’ll sit out so you four can all try.” “no, wait. now?” OH MY FUCKING GOD-
“whenever you’re ready damien, i am.” “can you-?” THEIR GONNA HOLD HANDS AND HUXLEY KNOWS WHAT HE NEEDS GOD- THEYRE SO PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER.
“i got you.” YES YOU FUCKING DO
“damien and i wanted to tell you guys, that, we’re dating!” WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS WHAT IVE BEEN WAITING FORRRR
“wait what?” roll credits-
“he and i have been together since back in june! we’ve been figuring out the right time to tell you guys.”YESSSSSSSS
“oh!” lasko you’re too precious-
DAMIEN NO YOU HAVENT. STOP.
“damien you have not.” SEE??? THANK YOU HUXLEY.
“the only one who’s been an ass is me, but i’m very happy for you two.” GAVINNNNN
“i know it was just teasing gav, it’s okay” YAY THE BOYS ARE GOOD
“congratulations!” lasko i love you.
his rambleeeee he’s so adorable and sweet. he’s genuinely happy for them and there’s no sense of anger or upset feelings in his voice. he’s genuinely happy. his ramble going on about it proves it.
“you’re a really cute couple!” UNDERSTATEMENT.
“i had some suspicions-“ OMG LASKO. “but i wasn’t going to say anything” we know <3
“should i cut him off?” “let him go for a bit” THEIR CHUCKLES AFTER FUCK THEYRE SO CUTE
“lasko, it’s okay buddy.” “there was a lot of sweet stuff in there, thank you. we are happy, really happy. and it feels really good to finally tell you guys, so uh, thank you.” I CAN HEAR THEM BOTH SMILING.
“thank you for trusting us with it, and lasko’s right, you do make a cute couple.” YES THEY DO.
“shut up gavin!” “aw thanks gav!” soulmates. SOULMATES YOUR HONOR
“two kinds of people” “i-i mean i did kinda call it with the odd couple thing!” “do not side with him lasko!” “but we are cute damien! specially you.” “awwww”
“you knew i was sappy when you picked me!” “awww!” “STOP saying awwww!” “at this rate, there’s gonna be a damien shaped burn in our couch freelancer!” “well, if you four would stop teasing me, i could stop doing my best impression of a furnace!” “but i love your heat.” OMFG
“lasko, do not open your mouth!” “sorry!” “ah, shit”
“if i didn’t know any better i’d say our favorite furnace hates being the center of attention!” “and i’d say you’d be right! lasko, start the race!” “i told ya nothing would change”
YAYYYYY THEY KISSSSS I CAN HEAR ALL OF THEIR SMILES AGAIN.
“thank you. NOW START THE DAMN RACE” damien i fucking love you omg-
their laughs- ugh my fav boys i love them!!!!
okay okay- so. i have not laughed and smiled that hard in an audio for a while, it’s been really fucking nice.
i’ve had a frustrating couple of days, and this was super nice to just let go and laugh and smile with my fav boys :)) thank you redacted, seriously.
now- damien and huxley’s relationship has only gotten better and better. there’s always been some sort of connection between them, and they’ve always gotten along together. the way they’ve come to care and love each other is extraordinary and beautiful to see. after inversion, fuck it made them both realize not to waste any time, and they truly love each other. i love their relationship so much. they’re perfect together and i can’t wait to see more!
lasko- precious boy, he’s so sweet still to this day and so supportive. redacted could’ve gone about this in a different way and he’ll maybe in the future give lasko some angst- EVEN IF HE DOESNT DESERVE IT. but i’d like to think he’s either just happy with himself, or another character.
orrrr HE’LL GET WITH THE GODDAMN FREELANCER AND GAVIN. THEY ALL FIT SO WELL IT MAKES SENSE. if it doesn’t happen, no harm done! i’m just saying- IT WOULD WORK OKAY? AND BEAUTIFULLY SO.
gavin- it’s nice to hear more of his teasing self, even if he does have to get back to making sure he isn’t crossing any lines again. and that’s okay. he got into some hot water, but damien understands, and gavin will get back to that happy medium soon. love the best and only incubus :))
this audio was fucking great, and it’s probably in my top five now, it’s that good. it made my day, it was happy it was story driven and it was full of laughter. i love it.
WHOS NEXT- CAELUMMMMMMMMMM MY SON. OH GOD IM GONA CRY I MISSED HIM SO FUCKING MUCH. IM DEFINITELY GONNA CRY WITH THIS EVEN IF ITS NOT THE POINT. DEFINITELY FEEL LIKE FL WILL CRY TOO BUT HAPPY TEARS. ugh i’m so excited. and impatient lmao
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cutepastelstarsalior · 4 months
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Clone high living blogging
Episode 2
Oh wow the second hand embarrassment is SO strong when Joan was asleep in class…..
……..Joan knows about Wiccan stuff AND she practices it?? I mean I guess that makes sense seeing as her clone mother was a French saint?
“Women just weren’t friends with each other like that” GIRL what do you mean?????? Like in context Joan is saying she wants friends. I know that the show had a very small character group but ?????? That didn’t mean girls didn’t have girl fiends???
Oh there breaking the 4th wall again…….i feel like this is gonna happen a lot.
Joan really said “im not like other girls”
Harriet and Frida give those vibes of girls who pretend to be friends with the outcast only to betray and bully them…I don’t trust them.
Nooooo jfk don’t have any guy friends because ponce is dead noooooooo :(
Ah hell yeahhhhhh the blue background bathroom are back!!!! :)
Nooooooo Joan had a new foster mom!!!! Cleo’s mom and toots are probably dead :(. Hmmm that makes me wonder, HOW do the clones feel about their family might be dead? Like to them it’s what, been a day? 2? Since they got unfrozen, so it must be so jarring to hear that their family might be dead or something. :(
NOOOOOOOOOO TOOTS IS CANOTICAaly dead :(
Oh no jfk learned out the internet/tiktok
Frida and Harriet murder someone….surprise but not really….
JFK and there getting into an internet battle? :/ ok…do those “correct grammar in arguments” things really happen??? Like in real like?? It feel very specific……
Episode 3
“My boy toy jfk”
Seeing the gang having anxiety is interesting….Lind of gives them characterization…
I feel like this season is very Joan-centric while last was Abe-centric. Mmmm if there is a third season will it be focused on jfk? Or Cleo?
Topher has a emotional support possum :)
It’s neat to see Harriet fear/anxiety of being a “basic wine mom”. I like to think that she just has a fear of motherhood, or like, Amatonormativity.
Them beat the heck out of the monster while saying their fears is so cheesy. Then them saying “oh it’s (insert celebrity name here) from (xyz) is soooo scoops doo like. It’s also cheesy.
Doc….why do your nipple look so gross?
Ooohhh 👀 the clones that got taken are mind controlled 👀
Episode 4
Weird….zombies??? Goblin??? Things
I feel like the reason Joan feels odd this season is because she actually feels very passionate about stuff? Like off the top of my head the only times I remember seeing her very emotional was over Abe, not being allowed to play baseball, anything with Cleo, and the snowflake day. Like, all those time where of anger or yearning so seeing Joan happy/motivated is…..odd.
I still can’t get over Cleo voice. It sound so…high? I’ll why but I keep remembering Cleo old voice as lower?
Oh! I’m right! Her voice WAS lower, (watch a video complicated in Cleo and compare it to her new voice) :/
Ha. Cha cha smooth parody.
Oh sweet! Finally some cool stuff on how the old clones interact with the new one. Aka Joan lie and say the coffe is made from child labor and everyone believes it. Hmm very interesting take on stuff! Like ughhhh media criticism and cancel culture and stuff. Idk man I can’t explain it…
…….. awww we could had have a Joan and Cleo moment were they bond and stuff :(
Did Abe and Cleo ever breakup or are they still a couple?
Hehehe valley girl accent <3
:0 homesteader Cleo!!! Joan did a backflip….neat
:( I just realized I laugh more/chuckled more in season 1 than in season 2. So far the only time I laugh is when slow float about to hit Joan. :(
God I hate Confucius outfit. Dude why are you a triangle??? Why do you’re legs not match you’re top??? Harriet outfit is fine, still an eyesore color wise but fine.
YAY MR B AND JOAN!!!!! Love their friendship :)
YES!!! YES!!!! JOAN AND CLEO FRIENDSHIP???? Or at least no longer enemies!!! Whooo!!!!!!!!
Episode 5
10 years non union internship…..damn. 👀 hmmm would that be a good job? Like if the pay is good and manageable hours then 👀
*looking up clone high Harriet because I was curious why Harriet wants to distrance herself from her clone mom* *see that in season 1 there was already a Harriet* ???????? What….what happened to the original clone? Was she not frozen and she died and Doc was like “yeah likes remake a new Harriet clone lol”
Yay musical episode :)
Oh wow they are good singers, mostly Harriet and Frida
OMG PONCE’s DAD IS BACK yippie!!! :)
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I’m like 99% sure that’s not how Footloose works. Wasn’t the dancing ban happen because of a drunk driver or something in the movie?
:( the husbands don’t get along anymore :( Mr b is so catty now
“Abe can’t sing, can’t dance…” i don’t think he even knows karate? I don’t think he’s going make it/lyrics
✨ white guy confidence✨ …………….don’t drink Abe sweat….
Harriet being a pushover/not wanting to speak up against her friend 👀 (also side note it seems like Frida and Harriet stop hang out? Or rather Joan and Harriet are closer friends then with Frida??)
Oh gross they actually drank Abe’s sweat….
Harriet likes her play! It’s different from Joan’s and that fine! Love that Harriet stood up for herself and wants to do her own thing
Oh hey Vincent van go! :) he spoke!!
The said fuck! Literally the first time it happen on the show!! :0
The quiche medphor is nice :)
…..these nerd didn’t try a second time? Also Cleo can dance! She did it with Ashley angel (no pun intended) and she dance at prom????
“Practice makes progress” :) wise words Frida!
Harriet is a good singer
Oh no is jfk and Harriet going to get together???
Ok I think Harriet may be my favorite new clone…
NoOOOOOOOOO NOT THE DINNER !!!!! :0 it’s burning!!!!! Nooooooooooo
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The Silly Story PT 1
(FOR MY FRIEND AND I, READ IF U WANT BUT JUST KNOW IT ISNT AN X READER) THIS IS AN AU OF SOUTH PARK BTW
This high schools a hell hole. Mila and I are considered "the weird kids," as you may call it. For some reason, we're not bullied as much as the others. We're kind of just, ignored?
There's these four kids. Eric (well we call him Cartman because its his last name,) Kyle, Stan, and Kenny.
Eric wears a red sweater with a blue scarf, and dark brown sweatpants. His outfits pretty simple! He doesn't really talk much, he's nice.
Kyle wears a trapper hat, with fluffy flaps to cover his ears. He has a black turtle neck, with an orange button-up jacket on top, black sweatpants, green gloves and a blue necklace that adorns on top of his outfit.
Stan wears a red button-up, with a half zipped brown jacket. He wears blue jeans. He used to wear a blue and red beanie, but eventually ditched in middle school.
Kenny's outfit is my favorite. (Along with Kyles, but shh...) He wears an orange parka, with light brown cargo pants. He used to like matching his pants and parka with the same color, but decided the brown looked better. Good on you for color theory! Instead of hiding his face with the hoodie like he used to do, he just wears a fabric mask to school.
During the years they've gone to this school they've just made it worse. They torture the kids here to the point some even went to the hospital. I don't know why the school doesn't do much about it. The most they get is a suspension, never kicked out of school.
Surprisingly, even though my bestie and I are "weird kids," we're not beaten up. We're just ignored. That's good, but it kinda sucks when no one knows who you are.
"Sev! Wake up girl, it's lunch time. I gotta go get my lunch. And, y'know, you don't have to since you get the free lunch shit.... Sev? Heellllooooo...? Girl, are you narrating your life in your head again?" I wake up from my trance, as Mila snapped in my face.
"Fuck- Sorry! And uhhh... Maybe..." I shooed her away as I got up in embarrassment.
She facepalmed, and dragged me into the hall. "Ughhhh... What have we talked about..? This ain't no Disney movie! Plus, it's really distracting you now. All you do is zone out and imagine scenarios!"
"But it's fun! Plus," I brush my pants off from the dust of my chair, "I don't have to deal with being ignored 25/8 if I imagine that stuff!"
"You'll still be alone eiithherrrr wayyyyyy!! Although, you do have me!" Mila flipped her hair smiling, as I walked away. "Noooo! Don't leave! I need to go to my locker!"
I chuckle and turn to her, "Just meet me in the lunch room, m'kay?" (haha.. mkay..? ... shhh)
IN THE CAFETERIA
I grab my lunch, and walk over to the spot her and I always sit in. Suddenly, I bump into a tall dude. Bruh. Move, the fu-
OH. Okay, never mind. It's Kyle. Oh shit. I knocked his stuff out of his hands too. I'm definitely screwed, this is how I become known. Literal dead meat.
"I'm so sorry! I'm sorry, I'm sorry. Let me get your stuff." I mutter, reaching for his bag.
He slapped my hand off his bag. "Don't even bother," he spoke, picking it up. "Who the hell even are you? I've never seen your stupid face around here."
"Oh! Uh, I'm Sev! I'm still really sorry.." I scratched my neck, I'm so stupid. He stayed silent for a moment, but looked to his friends.
"Sit with us."
HUH? BITCH WHAT? HELLO? "Well uh, I always sit with my friend Mila!-"
"Sit. Now. She can sit with us too." He told Cartman to push a seat out on the opposite end of the table, and he patted it.
"Well, if you insist..?" I sat down near Cartman, who clearly was always terrified. How is he still friends with those 3? Well, I mean he is stuck. I spot Mila, and wave at her to gain her attention. She stands in total shock, sweating at the sight of the boys. She runs over, clinging onto the sleeve of my blue hoodie.
"Why are you sitting with them..? They could completely bite your face off!" She whispers into my ear, as they glare at her.
"C'mon, sit down! It'll be fine!" I whisper back, and drag her onto a chair.
"So.. What do you guys do after school for fun?" Stan questions, poking at his food.
"Well, we like to go to 7-11! Or that good ramen place on park!" I spoke, as Mila looks at me with terror in her eyes.
"Sick. Which 7-11?"
I draw a line of the road with my fingers as I talk, "Y'know the one near the gas station? And the little park right there!"
"What do you get there?" Kenny finally talked, shocking Mila and I. I thought he doesn't talk?
"I love to get orange Monster! Or a coke-" I state, but Mila cuts me off (although I don't care because I was about to stop talking anyways.)
"I like pink lemonade!" Mila slowly lowers down because she talked. "Sorry.."
"Mila it's okay girlll!" I reassure her, patting her shoulder. Kenny leaned over, whispering in Stans ear. Stan nodded and whispered back, as Kyle added on. Cartman, Mila, and I sat there confused.
"Uh, do you wanna like.. Hang out with us after school? Kenny'll pay for you guys."
Mila and I look at each other giggling like idiots, and I exclaim, "Heck yes! We'd love that!"
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bluedemon1995 · 2 years
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October 4: Neon
Pidge blinked. How on Earth did she get here? The fluorescent lights. The painted black walls and ceiling. The circus mirror?…really why? Then there was the day glow neon colors that are so in your face that she recognizes she is getting a headache after just 20 minutes in this place! Unfortunately they are only on hole 4 of 18 so yeah, long night ahead. Ughhhh.
As she is standing there, contemplating how she is out on a Friday night, when she had absolutely no intention of going out. She suddenly hears a yell then multiple yells! Loud pounding steps, oh hell! What is coming her way? Blinking she suddenly catalogs a strong hand closing around her bicep and yanking her back. While firm it didn’t hurt, then she hits a warm solid wall of muscle only to see a day glow blue golf ball hit the bench that was behind her. She looks up, into a face that is all too familiar from school. Aw hell.
This close, she notices a faint scent of gasoline and outside. She takes a deeper breath. Her body relaxes until she hears Allura’s snicker, and realizes she is leaning against him and he’s supporting her weight. She quickly stands upright but his hold only shifts to turn her slightly so she is now facing him.
“Hey, Holt, you good?”
I stare. Ohmygod why can’t I voice a response. I open my mouth but nothing comes out and so I nod, and then quickly glare at Allura.
“Good, fucking Lance, I don’t know how he missed so bad but honestly his aim is shit. But so long as you didn’t get hit, I guess it’s ok.” As he talks, his arm is brushing up and down her bare arm and Pidge literally feels like melting. Does he even know he’s touching her!?!
“HEYYYY!!! Pidge! What are the odds?! And, hehehe, sorry about almost braining you. You know I would never AIM for you. And Keith I missed because YOU said I bet you can’t make that shot lefty and I said- ”
Hunk interrupts at this point, “BUT, what is important is you are fine and we are all fine and now we can talk!” Lance gives her a sheepish smile and bravely pushes Keith out of his way to pat her back.
She thinks she hears Keith mutter something about Lance not being able to hit what he’s aiming for righty or lefty but Lance was talking loudly so she wasn’t entirely sure. Then Hunk gives her a hug so she tries to refocus.
Lance has quickly moved his focus from me to Allura, who she heard he has a massive crush on. I look down to see where the score card has disappeared to and suddenly Keith is there, handing me our card and pencil. I nod my thanks no quite trusting my voice yet when Lance loudly exclaims, “Hey, let’s join groups! May the best person win OR we could team up. Best twosome pays for ice cream!”
I look at our scorecard and shrug, figuring it isn’t going to make the night worse when Keith grins and bumps my shoulder, “Five will get you ten that Lance comes in last.”
I huff a laugh, “You’re on!” I know Lance won’t let himself come in last if only because of Allura. But then he holds out his hand, “Shake on it?”
I offer my hand only to get pulled closer to him. I’m staring up and know I’m starting to blush when I hear Hunk as if I want to be his partner. I open my mouth to answer, only to hear Keith reply, “Naw, she’s mine.”
Looking back, that night was the just the beginning.
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