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eddie diaz, what an icon.
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TAIKA WAITITI
Variety TV Fest 2022
#taika waititi#taikawaititiedit#ofmd#our flag means death#ofmdedit#blackbonnet#blackstede#gentlebeard#ughmerlin#this man is a MENACE#*#*gifs#*ofmd
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Always beautiful and shining my sunshine ☀ 💕 💜
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m o r e s n a p e
#I put designs on his robes because I feel like we were robbed of fancy over the top robes in the movies and because I like to draw details#waist snatched#this man is a menace#severus snape#pro snape#snapedom#✨snape studies✨#I can't stop drawing his scrunkly face#snassy#i love drawing him on the verge of a crisis#which is always#thank you for using your eyeballs to eat my content bye#hp fandom#sketchbook#pencil drawing#traditional art
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Loser Don strikes again.
#donald trump#failed business man#vote blue#this man is a menace#stock market#oopsie#president biden#pathetic loser
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We're all aware that your favorite (living) 90 year old rocker is a wanted criminal in Night City. Kerry's charges even change each time you meet up with him in game, which is hilarious. But some of the charges are unlike the others.
TW for mentions of murder and human remains/dead bodies.
Here are some of the average charges Kerry accrues throughout the game. Most of them are drug or assault charges, specifically against police and corpo suits. Typical rockerboy shit, really keeping the punk spirit alive. (Also copyright infringement which always makes me laugh seeing it next to literal MURDER)
The charges so far are all pretty expectable for Kerry. We even see charges like "hostage taking" and "unauthorized use of military hardware" that line up with events that take place in his side missions. However, there are two charges that always stood out to me:
So what the hell are these about? When I first saw these charges I assumed they referred to situations where an officer/corpo was already dead and Kerry continued to fire on them. However, if that were the case, the wording would be something more akin to "mutilation of a corpse" or "tampering with a corpse." The specific word choice of "human remains" implies the body had already been processed for burial.
I discovered these charges many months apart and had never connected them to a possible singular event until, while replaying Holdin' On, I remembered these:
Kerry has two urns on his wardrobe. I assume these are for his parents' ashes. However, as is implied in Cyberpunk: Edgerunners, it is illegal to keep cremated remains. And although not expressly stated in Cyberpunk 2077, much media in the cyberpunk genre (or with themes of late stage capitalism) give ownership of human remains to the state, or the corporate entity that the deceased worked for. I could absolutely see this being the case in Cyberpunk 2077 as well, seeing as Jackie's body can be seized by Arasaka and claimed as "corporate property." In that case, the urns would just be in memorial and contain no actual remains. I think, though, that most people would prefer to use something from that family member's past to memorialize them, like an object that represented their interests.
So, with Kerry having two distinct charges for both obtaining and "defiling" human remains, and having two urns despite the requirement that cremated remains be stored in the columbarium, I theorize that Kerry stole his parent's ashes back from the city/the company they worked for. Who knows, maybe some of his other charges came about during the theft as well.
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The only big game in town is Pedro content. Eat up!
Pedro Pascal from the SAG-AFTRA Career Retrospective (Part 2/2)
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#that self soothing behavior is too much and poor pedro but also im gonna peek it#pedro pascal#pascalispunk#sag-aftra#gifset#pedro pascal reaction gifs#its the fucking mandalorian#pedro pascal > super bowl#this man is a menace#love when he is looking like a nerdy hot mess
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I saw this on X the other day, and I don’t remember who posted it but 🫠🫠🫠 We know that man is big 🥵
#pedro pascal is daddy#pedro pascal fandom#this man is a menace#i need to know for science#good god#this is so unhinged#sorry Pedro#I hope that man never sees this lol
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UNREAL
#this man is a menace#look at him#this is illegal#i feel like staring at the sun#its wrong but... i can't NOT look#i am not ok#the way jaw dropped#sir#mr. iv#pls have mercy#seeing his neck is one thing buuuutttt boy a flash of chin 😳#fml#iv sleep token#sleep token#sleep token iv#iv#yes i took my time staring before saving these#i had to!!
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Like… 🫠🫠🫠
#NECK#this man is a menace#and he’s beautiful#did i mention his neck 🫦#sir 🥵🥵🥵#Pedro pascal#esquire magazine
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tried to view this post and it crashed not only firefox but also windows explorer and i had to force shutdown
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#this man is a menace#he's playing this game too well#pit babe the series#pavel phoom#pooh krittin#poohpavel
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Characters choosing the worst possible moment to want to tear the other's clothes off is becoming a habit in this thing.
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HEYYYYY!! I absolutely loved your Rotxo fic, and I, being a good Rotxo lover, want to ask you if you could do a Rotxo x Female!Reader where Rotxo wants to confess to reader but he's too shy and stumbles on his words as he does, so it's difficult for reader to understand. TYYY! <3
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My Words Won’t Work
Rotxo x Reader
Description: Rotxo is hopelessly in love and has finally worked up the courage to tell you, unfortunately that courage left as soon as he got your attention
Warnings: lil bit of angst for Rotxo, embarrassment, that thing you do when you embarrass yourself so you’re just like imma kms but it’s Rotxo, Ao’nung deserves a warning in general, fainting, this kinda turned into Ao’nung crack at some point
Word Count: 983
Author’s Note: HIIII I LOVE THIS ASK SO MUCH AND THIS IS ALSO MY FIRST REQUEST?? MY FIRST REQUEST GETS TO BE THIS?? ITS SO MAGNIFICENT AND PERFECT THIS IS GREAT MWAH MWAH AND IM SORRY I ANSWERED THIS LATE, LIFE HAS BEEN A BITCH BUT ILL GET TO IT NOW
Second Author’s Note: the other author’s note was written like whenever I got the ask but I got it like over two months ago and I was so unmotivated and not satisfied with what I was writing so I put it on hold until I felt like I could do this ask some justice. Anon please request again, this made me so happy and I get so happy when I go back to look at the messages you’ve sent in. You’re so kind and it just makes my day and I hope this fic makes you happy
Why did life have to be so cruel? He had finally called your name and now, his mouth has stopped. Rotxo stands there, staring at you, his mouth opening and closing but his words were broken.
“I saw you sleeping- I MEAN SWIMMING And wanted to walk— I MEAN TALK to you and uhm uh. Hi. I mean. Eywa help me.” He sunk his head in embarrassment.
You stared at him, a bit confused and entertained. “Hey, its okay Rotxo. I trip on my words all the time,” you reassured him. He looked up at you for a moment, looking away quickly when he accidentally made eye contact.
“Now, was there something on your mind or you just wanted to hang out?” You questioned.
“Something pacific- SPECIFIC. Damn it. My words won’t work.” He whispered the last bit to himself, you couldn’t help the small laugh as you heard it though.
“Well then?” You asked, waiting for him to tell you what he had been meaning to. He loved when you looked at him like that, so curious. His heart beat raced, his face flushing a deep purple and damn, he knew he was going to embarrass himself if he even tried to speak again.
He took a deep breathe, trying to muster up some of his lost courage. “I wanted to tEll you-” and then he just stopped. His voice had cracked in front of you. He was done. He began to walk away and towards the water.
“Where are you going?!” You called after him.
“To drown myself!” He called back enthusiastically. You couldn’t help the little chuckle you had before you raced after him. You grabbed his arm and forced him to turn back to you.
“You can do that after you tell me what you were trying to say earlier” you say holding back an amused smile.
He closed his eyes and once again took in a deep breathe, he held it for one count. Two counts. Three. And then he released and opened his eyes. It was now or never.
“IMAYBESORTALIKEYOU” he yelled out quickly, turning and dashing off towards the maruis. Likely to find his best friend, Ao’nung.
You stood there, stunned. Your face felt hot. You couldn’t contain your smile. You decided to take a swim before you went after the sweetheart, giving him a bit of time to cool down.
As you swam around the reef, you noticed that the colors seemed more vibrant. The blues of the water seemed more blue. The green of the plants were more green. Everything seemed so much prettier.
You thought of the times you would swim with Rotxo and he would always match your pace. He never would leave you behind. It’s been long enough, and you needed to see him.
Walking over to Ao’nung’s marui, you heard the both of them. Ao’nung was holding back laughter, but failing horribly. Rotxo buried his face in his hands, his face still burning, probably because of Ao’nung laughing at him.
“WAIT SO YOU *wheeze* YOU MEAN TO TELL ME HAHA YOUR VOICE CRACKED SO YOU STARTED HAHAHA WALKING TOWARDS THE WATER AND TOLD THEM *wheeze* YOU WERE GONNA DROWN YOURSELF” Ao’nung’s voice carried.
“Are you trying to tell the whole clan?!” Rotxo groaned. He loved his best friend, he truly did, but sometimes his best friend needs to shut the fuck up.
Ao’nung took a few deep breathes to steady himself and stop the laughter. But then you walked up. He was laughing so hard tears were rolling down his face. He even started silent laughing, not having enough air to even make a noise as he fell back on his bed.
You ignored him and looked at Rotxo. “Can we please talk?” You asked. He looked at the ground as he stood, not saying a word as he followed you back to the spot he had confessed his feelings to you just an hour earlier.
The eclipse had started and it was getting dark. He tried to hide his face, but it wasn’t easy considering he was a Na’vi glowstick. It was your turn to take some deep breathes to calm your nerves.
“I know what’s coming, it’s alright” he finally said.
“What?”
“I understand, you don’t feel the same.” He said depressingly, he turned on his heel.
“Stop making assumptions without letting me speak” you called after him. You crossed your arms and furrowed your brows, trying to look angry but your mouth simply wouldn’t cooperate. You tried to hold back your smile but the corners of your lips just kept popping back up.
He turned back to you, he looked so confused. He just stared at you, waiting for you to speak again, praying in his mind to Eywa that you were saying what he thinks you were saying.
“I like you too, Rotxo.” And that was all it took as he simply collapsed on the spot. It was at this point Ao’nung showed up, finally done with his little fit. And then this happens. He’s gonna have to see his mom about his lungs at this rate.
Ao’nung has a smirk playing on his lips while he helps you carry Rotxo to his marui.
“Y’know you’re all he ever talks about. I’m glad he finally worked up his nerves. Take care of him for me” Ao’nung says. You look at him shocked.
“Wow I didn’t know you could be such a softie” you joke. He just gently smiles at you, but this smile seems much kinder than anything he had ever done. Ao’nung truly loves his best friend, and he’s trusting you to love him just as much.
“But don’t you dare tell anyone else about what I said, I have a reputation to uphold you know” he teases back.
You set down Rotxo on his bed before turning back to Ao’nung.
“My lips are sealed.”
#avatar the way of water#atwow#ao’nung#atwow ao'nung#avatar#rotxo x reader#avatar rotxo#atwow rotxo#rotxo fluff#ao’nung is a menace#ao’nung deserves a warning himself#this man is a menace#anyways#cutie patootie#bby boy#i want to give him the world#he’s so special to me#i love him
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CW: Demon Slayer manga spoilers
Can we talk about the fact that Akaza was strong enough to punch people’s heads open before he was a demon and without using breathing techniques? Can we talk about the fact that WILLED his way out of dying? Can we talk about the fact that he was uppermoon three even while refusing to eat half of the population (the more nutritious half, according to Douma) and preferring to hunt Hashira for sport over packing away calories?
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"master distiller" OKAY SIR you did not need to go for Harry's NECK like this
"i couldn't resist" aflksjhf god he's such a bitch and i am unfortunately obsessed with him
#you are not immune to kim kitsuragi#disco elysium#kim kitsuragi#this man is a menace#you sniff a man once and he turns the sass up to 100 smh
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