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vyncentevelyn · 1 year

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Kas!Eddie: *running to Steve with his cheeks full like a chipmunk*

Steve: Eds?

Kas!Eddie: *grabs Steve’s face with both hands*

Steve: EDDIE?!? What -

Kas!Eddie: *smooshes their mouths together, invades Steve’s mouth with tongue and too much blood*

Steve: *choking on Eddie’s /tongue/ and /holy shit is this blood/ and /what the fuck are we kissing/*

Kas!Eddie: *pulls away, blood all over his mouth and running down his chin and neck, just smirking*

Steve: *coughing and gagging and /not in the tiniest bit, no absolutely not, turned on/* WHAT THE FUCK EDS?

Kas!Eddie: We bond.

Steve: *drags hand across mouth* Couldn’t we bond over like a game of basketball?

Kas!Eddie: *makes face at /basketball/*

Steve: Or *snaps fingers and points at Eddie* a mixed tape?

Kas!Eddie: *tilts head* Bond like bats. *points to matching scar*

Steve: *sighs*

Robin: Hi. Yeah, since no one else got bit by the demobats then we’re like free for the blood spit bonding right? Cause like, that was disgusting…like where did the blood even come from…

Steve: It is taking everything in me not to figure that out. I don’t even want to know.

Kas!Eddie: *grabbing Steve and pulling him close, arm and wing around his shoulder, smiles at Robin* We bond.

Robin: ….good….?

Kas!Eddie: Mine.

Steve: Yours?

Kas!Eddie: *gasps, nuzzles into Steve’s neck and starts purring*

Robin: Ohhhhhh!

Steve: *genuinely confused but not pushing Eddie off of him quite yet* What? What /ohhhhh/?

Robin: I think he’s asking you out.

Steve: *eyes grow wide*

Robin: And I think you said yes.

Kas!Eddie: *still nuzzling Steve* We bond.

Steve: *blushing*

Robin: Congrats.

More Kas!Eddie here.

#eddie munson #stranger things #steve harrington #steddie #stobbin #robin buckley #kas eddie munson #ficlet #vampire aesthetic #vampire bat #accidental bonding #this is my boyfriend #the vampire #steve x eddie #obsession

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chronically-ghosted · 5 months

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part two of dieter pictures i've never seen before and retroactively cause me so much psychic damage i am temporarily displaced in time and space

#yall #pinterest is feeding me #providing girl breakfast lunch and dinner #free samples at girl buffet #inviting me over for girl thanksgiving #dieter bravo #the bubble pedro pascal #how is his fucking hair this good #this is my boyfriend

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strangengl · 7 months

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local gay man gets kidnapped; leaves in a polycule

#opq fanart #opq jeffrey #jeffery bacon #opq #my art #art #this is my boyfriend #:)

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ultraw4termelon · 5 months

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i love jerry seinfeld from seinfeld my baby my honey my everything my schmoopie

#this is my man #this is my wife #this is my gf #this is my husband #this is my boyfriend #seinfeld #jerry seinfeld #seinfeld fanart #why does nobody post art of seinfeld jerry specifically i never see anything #please god let me see seinfeld art this hyperfixation is killing me

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goldmanguyperson · 2 months

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You smell

i will kill you

#this is my boyfriend #everyone say hiiii

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dogesterone · 10 months

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what if i was parasocial with you

Yeah fine I guess YOU get a pass to be parasocial with me

#for anyone who doesnt know #this is my boyfriend

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bellarkeandclintashaandsuch · 1 year

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I watched the finale of The Eclipse. And my takeaways are that Aye can’t eat a meal with adults without blurting out that Akk is his boyfriend 😂

And also that there was definitely a judo mat kiss, but they’re just keeping it from us for nefarious purposes 😡

#the eclipse #the eclipse the series #akkayan #ayanakk #akk x ayan #I love him 😂#this is my boyfriend #I am his boyfriend #these are his favorite sentences #but what the heck was that #with Chadok dropping the info on Mes not doing well at school #and having depression #right at the end #and then we get no more info? rude #coulda had gym class and Aye being all #oh you’re behind Akk #let me tutor you in judo #flip stare kiss

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edd-ska · 8 months

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Teee hehe hahah hi hun :3c

HIIII ^_^

#ask #this is my boyfriend

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leftboob-enthusiast · 2 years

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My boyfriend's phone background/lockscreen alternates between pictures of me and pictures of Mr Guts from Berserk

#this is my boyfriend #and this is my boyfriend's boyfriend Guts From Berserk

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this-barbie-is-an-user · 10 months

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Oh! dear mixtape 02

#oh dear #this is my boyfriend #Bandcamp

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dannythedog · 2 years

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I always save one seat for myself…

📸: josh_gvf

#this is my boyfriend #greta van fleet #gvf #josh gvf #josh kiszka

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grimhoundsaffliction · 2 years

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CRUCIFIXION

Art for @joh-nny-c

#johnny the homicidal maniac #jthm #nny #johnny c #joh-nny-c #art #my art #blood #religious imagery #cross #crucifixion #this is my boyfriend #i had full permission to make this image and tag it in the post

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artistexe · 2 years

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are you gay 😡😡😡😡🌈🌈😡🌈😡🌈😡🌈😡🌈😡🌈😡🌈😡🌈😡🌈🌈😡🌈😡🌈😡

No 🤬🤬🤬

#/j #this is my boyfriend

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lunardoesfandomart · 2 years

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Favorite meal

Pizzer

#dhmis #lunar #this is my boyfriend #Pizzer

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ratbastard19 · 2 years

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i’m new to tumblr but i downloaded it to post art since i’m frustrated with instagram 😡 this is something i did yesterday 😁

#digital art #krita my beloved #digital painting #krita #art #sullivan #this is my boyfriend #i think he’s pretty

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haroldhighballjordan · 1 year

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sometimes I randomly think about the time a girl posted in this girls only Facebook group I’m in telling everyone how she broke up with her boyfriend and he lied saying that he lost the spare key she gave him, only to then break into her apartment when she wasn’t home and steal the cat they’d adopted while they were together, but then he denied having done this and she didn’t really have proof that he took the cat since he wouldn’t let her come into his place and look for it. And then another girl saw this post and knew her ex-boyfriend, and she was like “girl. I used to hook up with your mans back in xxxx and I still have his number. If you want, I’ll hit him up and get him to invite me back to his place and see if your cat’s there.” And the OP was like “bet.”

So this woman hit up homie dog, asked him out for drinks, went home with him, slept with him, and then woke up in the middle of the night and TOOK THE CAT. Like she had only said that she would confirm if the cat was there but then she took it upon herself to steal this woman’s cat back. Like she full on Trojan horsed this man and then hit up homegirl like “I got the goods. Where you wanna meet.” And then the two of them posted a photo of them together with the cat to the group.

And I just think women supporting women is so beautiful.

#the best part of all is that I also knew the ex boyfriend because he worked at this place my friend was the manager of #and I texted my friend like ‘yo have you heard about this cat situation’#and she was like ‘I swear to god if one more person asks me about this fucking cat’#it was the drama of the century #the whole city was up in arms over this cat

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