#this is a lie | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

foone · 6 months

Text

The toki pona word for "smartphone" translates to "exciting rectangle"

800 notes · View notes

napping-sapphic · 8 months

Text

I want gf for completely selfless reasons and NOT just because i want to use her as a weighted blanket i swear

#wlw #wlw mood #sapphic #sapphism #lesbian #this is a lie #pspspsps cmere blanket girlies pls crush me while we nap #also want a gf so i can be obsessively in love with her and give her the world but like whatever #im pretty sure girls are more seduced by the blanket thing #trust me im an expert #im gay and i like sleeping

952 notes · View notes

viewerspookyhappenings · 5 months

Text

guys im literally being so normal about phil getting excited about the items including a boombox and dan immediately buying it and calling phil over to show him

#this is a lie #they’re disgusting #dan and phil #dnpgames #dnp #dapg #amazingphil #daniel howell #phil lester #dapgames

313 notes · View notes

realpokemon · 1 year

Text

its actually perfectly fine to put a slurpuff in the blender. they are fun loving and adventurous spirits

#pokemon #unreality #pkmn irl #this is a lie

528 notes · View notes

cadaverousdecay · 3 months

Text

i don’t have any kinks or fetishes i just lied so you guys would think i was cool

#this is a lie

161 notes · View notes

gynii · 2 years

Text

My favorite mcc contestant is hatsune Mika

#mcc #ranboo #mcyt #gynii art #ranboo fanart #this is a lie #jojo is favorite contestant

5K notes · View notes

hel7l7 · 5 months

Text

I miss feeling sad cause now I just feel weird

#vent art #venting #mixed media #this is a lie

175 notes · View notes

brenbofen · 7 months

Text

SAGAU but everyone’s so confused because their god looks so..human?

Every depiction of you has some form of a monstrous trait, horns, wings, a tail, it all depends on who you ask, but when you arrive in Teyvat you look like any other human. It isn’t until you settle down somewhere that those traits begin to appear. Over time horns may begin to sprout from your head or your teeth may lengthen and sharpen, no matter how you change the people of Teyvat are overjoyed.

Just really into normal people turning into something not human over time n the idea of it happening slowly is so good. You have no idea what’s happening, freaking out as you rub the little stubs on your forehead or frantically try to file down your growing claws and the people of Teyvat just smile and praise your new additions.

#— vince rambles #im so normal #im not #this is a lie #kinda into sagau #but minus the cult stuff #i dontl ike the cult stuff #sagau #monster reader #genshin imagine #technically

390 notes · View notes

t4tails · 5 days

Text

im like the hulk the angrier i get the better at posting i become

#og post #this is a lie

62 notes · View notes

batshaped · 5 months

Text

DRESSUP COUNTDOWN!

new outfit for the boy for every day left to preorder his plush >:) You can get him here until Dec 5!

TEN DAYS LEFT!

#art #hello from halo head #halo head #hfhh #achilles #11252023 #november 2023 art #this is a lie #there's 9 days left and change #but i forgot to post it here yesterday #oops #2023 art

109 notes · View notes

whatsaudreythinkingabout · 8 months

Text

a little late to the party (at least on here) but

HERE SHE IS!!!

THAT’S MY BABY!!!

MY FUCKIN CINNAMON APPLE!!!

finally…blorbo from my shows…she’s back…

#scott pilgrim #scott pilgrim vs the world #scott pilgrim takes off #roxy richter #roxie richter #i am so normal about this #i am going to be SO normal when this comes out #this is a lie #i’m gonna be the most annoying person ever #i will literally never shut up when this comes out #GOD i hope she gets more screentime in this than she did in the movie/comics #lisa miller did more damage to their relationship than she did #give her the backstory flashback she deserves you cowards #at the same time i’m kinda scared bc what if it conflicts with my headcanons & i’ll just be left like SHE WOULDN’T FUCKING SAY THAT #but i guess we’ll have to wait & see

165 notes · View notes

silver-itallics · 4 months

Text

Fun saw fact: Cary elwes actually cut his foot off on the set of Saw 2004 and the reason his American accent is so bad is bc he couldn't act while dying of blood loss :) he also donated his foot to the producers afterwards so it could be used as a prop in later movies!

#cary elwes #lawrence gordon #saw 2004 #sawposting #this is a lie #i love spreading misinformation on the internet #i think im funny

112 notes · View notes

amtrak-official · 6 months

Text

They call it light rail because it is light on destinations and connectivity in its current form dur to poor planning at the start if the project

#unreality #this is a lie #it is called light rail because it is less heavy and cheaper

116 notes · View notes

raccoonnutella13 · 18 days

Text

repeat after me: I Can Think About Ethersea Like A Normal Person

#this is a lie #im literally insane #did i do the right thing bubba...#(im paraphrasing i forgot the actual quote)#taz ethersea #coon speaks

52 notes · View notes