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tallgh0st · 4 months

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good morning ☀️

#your mom #today is the first day in like three weeks that i didn’t wake up with that fuckin awful cold #gay #also we had a proper blizzard yesterday after like no snow yet this year #and it was magical #and then it rained this morning so it’s a mess outside but whatever #gay hot #gay bulge

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lazycranberrydoodles · 6 months

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everybody go home. this is my magnum opus

#HELP THIS IS KILLING ME #the original version of this had hua cheng in a ‘i have a CRAZY wife she hates STUPID PEOPLE and LOVES DOGS and im NOT AFRAID TO USE HER’#but if hua cheng was at midwestern gas station number 472 in the novelty slogan tshirt aisle #she for sure would get some sort of ‘your wife (woman symbol) vs MY WIFE (wonder woman silhouette)’#or ‘trophy 🏆🏆 WIFE’#or possibly a ‘return to wife if lost’#or ‘i have a SMOKIN HOT wife’#or ‘im the BOSS til my WIFE gets home’#or ‘5 things you should know about my WIFE: 1. she is my queen 2. she is a bit crazy 3. she can whoop your ass #4. she says whatever she is thinking 5. mess with her and theyll never find your body’#or ‘i go to work so my wife can COLLECT SCRAPS’#or even at worst. ‘ my wife is the PRINCESS the mouse LOST’#xie lian would be initially embarassed. but you know her ass would be wearing a ‘proud PROPERTY of an AWESOME WIFE’ shirts @ heaven meetings #or ‘i’m not scared of ANYTHING - my WIFE is a CALAMITY’#which was sold as a metaphor for your wife being mean and powerful. but she wears it straight.#or even ‘im not GAY but my WIFE is’ lmfao #anyway.#tgcf #tian guan ci fu #hualian #hua cheng #xie lian #hualesbians #modern au #tgcf meme #my art #art #tgcf shitpost #lmao #mxtx

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bitter-hibiscus · 5 months

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[Titans: Beast World Tour: Gotham #1]

OH MY GOD THIS IS SO FUCKING COOL !! I LOOOOVEEE DEHUMANIZING JASON TODD /GEN

#is it bad i find this kinda hot #hes such a mess #also love whatever animal he is #jason todd #dc comics #batman #beast world

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starrylevi · 11 months

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“Are you okay?” Levi asks you.

“No.”

“I know, you don’t look it. What’s wrong?”

“Everything is wrong, Levi. I’m exhausted…I wonder what it’s like to have a brain that functions the way it’s supposed to.”

His eyebrows furrow slightly. “Your brain is fine.”

“But that’s the thing, it’s not!” You say exasperatingly. “It’s wired differently and so it makes everything more difficult. I switch between three modes: Not wanting to exist, Surviving, and Beyond Surviving. Guess how much time I spend in each mode?”

Levi doesn’t say anything in response. His expression shows more concern than confusion this time.

“Fine, I’ll tell you. Most of my time is spent surviving. Some of my time is spent not wanting to exist. And just a little of my time is spent beyond suriving…what kind of life is that?”

Levi’s eyes look at you with sadness. “Not much of one, to be honest…but it’s yours and you only have one.” He counters.

“Well, I don’t even know if I want it half of the time. Y’know, someone told me that life is basically climbing mountains. You climb a mountain, which represents a challenge or obstacle, once you get to the top you enjoy the view for a moment…then you climb back down and do the same thing all over again. Rinse and repeat.”

Levi seems to identify with what you’re saying and he knows you’re frustrated right now but he needs to keep you from spiraling. He’s not letting you give up. That’s not the way. “It’s what we have to do, Y/N.” He says gently.

“And what if I don’t want to do anything? What if I don’t want to climb fucking mountains? What if I don’t want to constantly be challenged and given obstacles? What if I just want to sit at the top of the mountain and just be?”

Levi knows these feelings all too well…he’s wrestled with them a few times throughout his life but he’s continued to push through because that’s what you just do. And you’re going to do the same even if he has to do the pushing for you. You snap Levi out of his thoughts with your next statement.

“It would be so much easier if I just…”

“Stop.”

“But-“

“Stop.” He repeats sternly, his steel eyes boring into yours.

You grunt angrily. “You’re not even real, Levi!” You yell out at him. You’re not angry with him. You’re angry at the world, angry for the universe and your parents for putting you in this predicament, angry for placing you into a world that doesn’t accommodate you. “You are a 2-dimensional character I use to cope. There’s no way for you to actually soothe or help me. You. Are. Fictional.”

Your words don’t seem to phase him. He shrugs. “I’m real enough.”

“What does that even mean?”

“I’m real enough to you. Y/N. You are the one who brings me to life. You are the one who decides how real I should be. What does it matter if I’m not a real person?”

“It’s silly.”

“Who says it’s silly?”

“I don’t know, a bunch of people.”

“Well, fuck all of those people then. Just fuck them.” He states as if it’s obvious.

You sigh. “It doesn’t work that way, Levi…”

“So make it work that way. No one else is keeping you alive but yourself.”

“And you…” You say softly.

Levi shakes his head. “I don’t do anything. Like I said before, you’re the one who does the all the heavy lifting. I exist because you want me to. I function the way I do because you want me to.”

“So I control you?”

Levi rolls his eyes at that. “Don’t be a brat. What I’m saying is I’m just an outlet for you.”

You pause, thinking of his words. He’s not wrong. He’s just a character but he’s also not just a character because of you. “I wish you were real.” You admit sadly.

“I wish I were real too…for you.” He sighs as he runs a hand through his raven hair. “But it doesn’t matter if I’m real or not. I still occupy your brain. I still make you happy, that’s all that matters. As long as you let me live in your mind, I’m always going to be here for you.

You nod, not saying anything further.

“Okay?” He asks.

“Okay.”

“Good.”

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lindonwald · 7 months

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What if... Nyo robul in ye olde times celebrating the ye olde times version of Halloween? Harvest festival? St Andrew's day? (Though thats a month later)

I‘m gonna be honest with you I read nyo robul and sort of blacked out,,,,,

#hetalia #doodle #nyotalia #aph bulgaria #aph romania #I was gonna draw vampire princess ro first….. because I‘m gay #this isn’t even october themed BUT WHATEVER #really a hot mess of a drawing

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t3chborb · 3 months

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I've been wanting to get into the 3rd dimension with art but haven't found the courage for it for a really long time. Mostly due to over-ambition and perfectionist tendencies making it appear intimidating.

Needless to say, I finally convinced myself to give it a try by sculpting something IRL.

So have a tini Ramattra orb :)

It's super rough around the edges but for a first sculpting attempt since idk, kindergarten, it ain't too shabby.

#Borb’s Scribbles #Overwatch #Ramattra #technically not a scribble but whatever lol #GASP HAND REVEAL #you'd be surprised how long this little bastard took #surprise surprise mostly due to me not knowing much lol #even after reading on the subject the process was a hot mess #but hey it's over now and the orb is cute #thinking about making a whole set with ram's legendary skins because why not #good practice if nothing else :P

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purple-the-turtle · 7 months

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TW// Major Character Death, Non- Graphic Descriptions of Blood and Death

Something is terribly wrong.

Donnie feels it in their very bones, as they struggle to open their sleep-riddled eyes. Since when did they get enough sleep for their eyes to be melded shut? Nice, They think, managing to blink themselves awake.

Only to double-take at the sight of their brothers lying on a railroad track not so far away.

They lurch forward, but is held firmly in place by some kind of magic. They glance around, spotting writing engraved on a stone in between the two tracks. A promise. They pale.

The sound of a trolley rings in the distance, uncomfortably close.

Donnie starts screaming, all ration replaced by pure fear and helplessness. “Raph! Mikey!” they screech, their voice breaking. They don’t know if they can be brave for them. But Mikey and Raph don’t move. Donnie squints, seeing Mikey’s slow breath– he’s asleep. They turn to Raph, who’s as stiff as a board. Awake. Thank god.

“Raph,” Donnie cries, pure relief filling their voice. “There’s a trolley coming. I need you to get Mikey and go, okay? I’ll be right behind you.” The lie comes surprisingly easy to them. Raph doesn’t move. Donnie grinds their teeth together.

“Raph.” They say, with all the firmness they can muster. “Get. Up.” The trolley rings again. Panic pools in their stomach. Their tail thwacks anxiously against the tracks. Someone sighs. Donnie’s head whips toward the sound, eyes wide.

A hand rests against the lever, one that would change the direction of the trolley. The being the hand belongs to has an infinite amount of faces, each of them flickering from one to another every second, each mouth pulled into an indecisive frown.

Pick Donnie, or their brothers.

Their brothers, who won’t leave. Who… can’t. Donnie wrenches their gaze away from the figure, their eyes throbbing. They try calling out to their brothers again, and Raph turns to them, his face… annoyed?

“Don’t worry, Don.” He grumbles, expression nonchalant, rolling his eyes like he does at Leo when she goes into Mamanardo mode. Donnie’s mouth is agape, words lost. Raph scoffs. “I wanna see what will happen. This is the ultimate test of my strengths!” Donnie inhales.

“By getting hit by a bus?!” They screech, their voice high with fear, anxiety, and slight anger. Raph turns away, his shoulder hiked up to his mask tails. This isn’t their brother. He’s bullheaded and proud, but he wouldn’t put Mikey in danger. He wouldn’t cause another heartbreak for their family on purpose. And Donnie. Donne panics, throwing themselves at the force shield as if they’ll be able to break it.

The trolley is practically upon them now.

Donnie sobs, begging Raph, screaming for Mikey so he’ll just wake up–

None of it works. Mikey snoozes away. Raph remains rigid. It reminds them, in a morbid and extremely inappropriate way considering the situation- reminds them of The Great Mouse Detective, when Sherlock Holmes as a Rat had lain there, waiting for Professor Rattigan's trap to go off. They laugh hysterically, the tears falling from their eyes in droves now.

The figure at the lever pales, chewing the inside of their cheek. Like their trying to pick what to have for dinner. Donnie snarls. “Don’t fucking touch that goddamn lever.” They hiss, tensed, and ready to lunge. The figure only looks at them with fondness, as if they were seeing a scared cat, who only needed to be cleaned and fed. Donnie bristles.

The trolley roars into view, chugging chipperly toward them. Donne pales, their hisses turning into pleas.

“Hit me,” They gasp, tears starting all anew. Their not even sure that they ever stopped. Suddenly, the figure’s face shutters, becoming solid and indifferent.

The trolley reaches the divide. The figure leaves the lever untouched.

The blood splatters at their feet.

They scream.

Donnie lies there, shaking with indescribable grief coursing through their veins, sloshing around in the newly formed pit in their chest for who knows how long.

Something brushes against their fingers. They lift their heavy head, blinking through the tears. It’s a pink flower, brushing innocently against Donnie’s fingers. They thumb the delicate petals with careful fingers.

The flower born of blood seems to wash away all the bad. When had Donnies ever felt this light? They smile, infatuated by the simple plant. The strange red liquid has no meaning now, as Donnie stands on surprisingly – why surprisingly?-- steady legs, stepping off the tracks, leaving the broken bodies of people they used to know behind.

Why were they ever crying?

Something’s happened.

Leo feels it in every fiber of her being, as she struggles against the rope she had found herself in. Her siblings were gone, and her instincts were pinging around her body like a chaotic game of ping pong.

She struggles for a bit longer, digging her teeth into her cheek before she starts hyperventilating. And then, without warning–

She feels something drop from her chest.

Mikey. Raph. Donnie. Gone. Stolen.

She pitches forward, sobbing, held fast by the rope wrapped around her, burning her skin. Her tears lap at the feet of faceless beings, the ones, she knows instinctually, who did this to her family. She’s burning now, her skin flaking off and twirling into dust. The rope turns into greedy unknown hands, grasping at her mask tails.

Blood oozes from their hands, staining her shell, and clogging up her mouth and nose.

She knows it’s not theirs.

She’ll make it, one day.

She hopes they never untie her, for their sake.

Hahaha! Oh my God! First things first, how was it? I know its certainly not my best work, I wrote this in an hour- but it's my first official wholly completed fanfiction! This is for @probably-not-a-rutabaga 's Trolley Problem Poll they had with their Tmnt Aberration Au! Go check them out, they make super cool stuff.

Anyway, I hope I did you justice! This was so fun to write :))

#purple writes #tw death #tw murder #tw blood #sooo #im so sorry if this looks so bad #im so tired #againg i wrote this in one hour so it probably looks like a hot mess #but...#WHATEVS/lh #tmnt aberration fanwrites

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lesbiannieism · 14 days

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i wonder if ghosts can grow facial hair because george rextrew looks hot with a little stubble

#imagine if charles and edwin get separated for a fee days for whatever reason and then they find their way back to each other #and edwin’s hair and clothes are a mess and he’s got a little stubble because he’s been too distressed to worry about that stuff #and charles sees him like that and looses it a little bit because he knew his best friend was attractive but holy shit #he’s used to the handsome prim and proper edwin #but his heart was NOT prepared for hot disheveled edwin #dead boy detectives #edwin payne #charles rowland #payneland #george rexstrew

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zaptrap · 2 months

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im making a bruiseshipping playlist

#get ready for a hot mess of whatever tf i can project this ship onto lmao #talking #im also making a nindroid jay one lmao

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aletterinthenameofsanity · 5 months

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Me, rewatching random Eleven-era episodes, worrying that my takes on Amy & Rory might be slightly OOC and then realizing that the writers of the show threw about five different characterizations/motivations on them throughout their run, depending on the episode and that means I get to just pick one to make my foundation and then develop it out properly:

#doctor who #eleven x amy x rory #eleventh doctor #aletterinthenameofsanity #my fics #fanfic #ao3 #amy pond #rory wiliams #listen rory has a mostly good characterization based around being caring/being a nurse who is not as onboard with the TARDIS at first #but loves Amy enough to fall in love with the TARDIS too #But then we get weird episodes where being the Last Centurion (a gesture of extreme patience/love) is turned into him randomly being badass #and Amy's characterization is a HOT MESS #depending on the episode #she literally gets made into whatever the plot wants her to be #case in point: Good Man Goes to War/Wedding of River Song/Asylum of the Daleks #So I feel much better abt my characterization because at least it's consistent development based in some foundation from the parts i liked

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sheregenerated13 · 5 months

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I changed the Stardew Valley letters from 'Your Mom' and 'Your Dad' to be from 'Your Aunt' and 'Your Bestie' to be a bit friendlier to folks who have estranged parents, etc. I also changed some of the letter contents to make sense (from a friend, not parent, etc.)

I'll pin the file to the #gaymes channel in my LGBTQ safe space server if anyone needs it! Also in my thasmin!! server :)

#Stardew Valley #Stardew Valley Mod #Stardew Valley Mods #Not much of a mod but made a huge impact for me #Estranged Parents #LGBTQ #Gaymer #I learned how to do all of this on the chucklefish forums #and also through this amazing tutorial with screen capture video and written instructions #amazing tutorial at http://web.simmons.edu/~allwarde/LIS488/GameModTutorial/tutorial.html #MacOS #Terminal #Steam #Why does mac have to make it so difficult to use the computer to computer stuff like ffs #the hoops i had to jump through #unreasonable #anyway #enjoy the fruits of my labor or whatever #i'm unemployed and a hot mess trying to figure out a ton of paperwork to get medical care and everything but i decided to stay up to do thi #also my car battery died and it took 6+ hours for AAA to come #and they didn't even fix it tbh cuz they didn't bring a new battery they just said i needed one which i kinda figured cuz it was kaputt #at least i'll always have stardew valley

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 8 months

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sometimes i like to imagine a future where i write that (y/a or adult targeted) dragon book series i desperately want to, but i know that i wouldn't be able to do it without including art in the book. every time a new important character is introduced the next page would have to be a reference / art of them to Show What They Look Like

#i dont think id be able to handle like. publishing or whatever Without that #maybe that stems from my control issues maybe im just an artist at heart #but i would also need there to be a glossary and a detailed map and maybe footnotes or a basic bestiary-#but then sometimes i wonder if i'd want it to be like... a comic instead #manga style in a way??? i wouldnt color it. it'd be in b&w with only the occasional colored spread or somethin #but all of that If Possible or plausible is a very long way off which is okay its okay #ill get there ill get there #unless something changes and i want to do something Else but its been a goal for many years already #its only recently that ive buckled down on the worldbuilding and character crafting and genuinely considering the plot and themes #its a hot mess! but theres something in there! im determined to find it #its definitely a couple years yet of changing things and switchin stuff around and Thinking....#who knows if ill ever get there! i hope i will!#but yeah it'd be a book with a bunch of art shoved in it httyd style (kinda)#bc if im gonna Make something im gonna combine my favorite hobbies as best i can #absolutely unprompted #its an exciting but daunting prospect. writing an actual Thing #mostly the plot part of it #i can craft characters i can do worldbuilding #but the plot? oof #there's this other one ive been working on since 8th grade #and its still... barely anything lmao #its for my favorite personal characters - my very first real oc my special boy light of my life but Man.#plot has hands!!!#and then ofc there's my beloved idiot squad... i want to do something for them some day maybe....#so many ambitions so little energy... i will strive to make future me healthy enough to achieve Something we so desperately want!

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colourofthekites · 9 months

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When in Türkiye, do as the Turkish do, i.e. open shirt and be hot

#me #gay #selfie #gay uk #twink #my face #gpoy #gay gpoy #this is what i was wearing when the dj checked me out #i looked hot so whatever #gay boy #gay man #ignore the mess that is the one table in the room

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guardian-angle22 · 1 year

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911 Lone Star 4.02 | Paul Strickland

#911 lone star spoilers #paul strickland #listen he was in the episode for approximately 12 seconds but you know I'm gonna gif it anyway #my favorite man #comin in hot with the solution to the issue in a snap #(and not getting the credit for it but whatever)#when his episodes come around I will be t h r i v i n g #my gifs #I need more Paul in my life and so does everyone else #911 lone star #episode: s04e02 the new hot mess

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prettyinpunk · 10 months

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matt studies 🙃

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incoherentmuses · 10 months

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"Forget about Pharaun."

Rhylfein Dyrr (left) belongs to @lawful-evil-novelist, and Vizaeth Thaezyr (right) is my terrible boy. Fic of them is...coming at some point. until then they live in my brain rent free. and also making out

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ko-fi | commissions info | Vizaeth's fic series

Vizaeth Xunhrae Thaezyr is a mess of a Sorcere student, obsessed with Pharaun Mizzrym to the point of stalking and other questionable behaviours. He stole his brothers body to transition and has some fun dysmorphia and identity (or lack of identity) issues going on. he's unhinged in several directions.

Rhylfein is lichdrow Lord Dyrr's spare body, and also has some fun identity and dysmophia issues going on. he's well aware Viz is a terrible idea to get involved with and does it anyway because Viz is hot and Rhylfein is Trouble.

things these two should be doing: getting therapy

things they are actually doing: fucking each other stupid

#drow #drow oc #oc art #dark elf #dark elf oc #original characters #oc shipping #c: vizaeth xunhrae thaezyr #c: rhylfein dyrr #i've been rotating these two for over a week now #they're such a hot mess but it's still healthier than whatever Viz and Pharaun have going on #i haven't even drawn viz and pharaun making out yet that's how bad i have it for these boys

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