Opinions on secret Soulmates? (Saw you made the millie animatic so im curious) /light hearted
(Bass boosted sigh)
Short answer, I love this duo and they’re one of my favorite toxic yaois in this fandom however comma during DL they’re definitely unethical and I’ve already gone through all the the intricacies of how DL went badly
Long answer
I think they’re fascinating because they both tend to idolize the other while both using the other as an excuse to avoid their problems and dooming the both of them in the process. When they’re around each other they’re usually only Positive and any Negativity is very jarring (especially from Grian’s perspective, who sees B as a safe person). Introducing negativity there is like being tagged when you’re on base- it shouldn’t be allowed they don’t know what to do with it
Except it’s somewhat unbalanced
BigB keeps finding himself in situations where he’s the failsafe for Grian’s poor decisions. In 3L the Blue Sword Boys were all but planning a rescue mission for Grian midway through the war. In DL obviously Grian ran away to BigB when Scar was his soulmate, then again in LimL Grian ran to him when the other two Bad Boys died
In all three of these seasons, you can argue having this connection got BigB killed! In 3L BigB was still reaching out to Grian as Scar and Bdubs cornered him (then he turned on Grian but shhh), in DL Grian killed Ren, BigB’s soulmate, and in LimL Grian got the Nosey Neighbors into SEVERAL scenarios that cost them time
Again, they idolize each other but BigB has the understanding that Grian brings danger into his life. Yet he still ultimately views Him as a positive thing. In fact, I’d even argue that the added danger is what BigB idolizes him FOR
And that’s because BigB is scared of getting into dangerous scenarios. He usually bases alone, he develops an alter ego to run from the consequences of killing Cleo, he has to psyche himself up for Any type of physical attack on someone and when he does strike he’s screaming “AAAAAAA” the whole time!
Grian doesn’t need to do that, it comes naturally to him
Then on Grian’s side of things- he’s a coward too! Except he’s constantly masking it with his thrill seeking, trying to be the scariest thing in the room not just to feel strong but so that everyone else Leaves Him Alone. In fact, Grian ALSO tends to base alone! Or at least he tries to, until some group comes along and tosses him over their shoulder like a sack of potatoes. He makes secret alliances to save his own skin (yes, alliances plural, there were Several), and is usually the first to run when trouble comes his way
And all that running is Tiring.. it’s so, so tiring
So him idolizing BigB is him idolizing that “safety” he sees BigB having. Grian has never had a direct interaction with one of BigB’s risks, nor does he have any reason to see BigB as a threat in the same way other people are “threats.” He runs off to BigB over and over again because he sees BigB as someone that can save him, maybe even the Only person that can save him
Except again, what ends up happening is Grian gets BigB killed
Also couldn’t find a way to fit it in here but iirc BigB is the first person Grian actually built a grave for and I’m so normal about that
AN: a short story that i had in my head for a while, originally wanted to make it into storyboard/animatic but i decided i will post it in a writing form for now
Pairing: Lila Rossi x Lila Couffaine (Liluka)
Hurt/Angst
On AO3
please refrain yourself from commenting anything rude or which ship is better, just keep scrolling. this is just a fanfic for fun.
A roaring lightning and thunder clash together as Viperion gets knocked to the ground, heavily beaten, chocking and mustering all the strength to get back on his feet until a leg hits him in the stomach making him roll over his back.
“awh, no no my sweet, no need to make things more harder for you.” Said a menacing female voice, the one and only Pavona, a dangerous enemy who almost beat Ladybug more than once if it wasn’t for others being near to help.
Master fu has always made it clear to stick together when taking an enemy down, and he has it underlined when it came to Pavona, the deadliest out of all
But this time Viperion, being too blinded by his pride to prove himself, foolishly decided he could take her down on his own. and there he is on the dirty ground gathering all the strength he has left to get up, but Pavona doesn’t let him and pushes him down with her foot on his chest
“aagh!” Viperion grunts in pain
“look at you, all tried from our sparring, all out of strength, it’s making me so sad seeing you like this” she said in a pretend worry tone with a smirk across her lips
But she was right, Viperion was out of breath, he is literally seconds away from passing out
Pavona moved her leg aside, lowering herself down to caress Viperions face, his breathing started to hitch, her touch send shivers down his spine
“shhh, don’t worry, it’s all over now” Pavona said in a sweet yet eerie tone, “you can rest all you want now, lord knows you deserve some time off” she chuckled and moved his hair to kiss his forehead which made Viperion hold his breath.
Pavona took his arm where his Miraculous is located and started to slowly taking it off from him
Viperion couldn’t last any more so his eyes started to close
“Sweet dreams my little boa” Pavona said and took off the Miraculous
Lightning
As soon as Viperion de-transformed….She gasped loudly
“No….no….no no no! anyone but you!” she was shocked to see that….it was Luka
the love her life, is her sworn enemy. How could this be? How could this be real? The only person in her life who she dared to be vulnerable to, who listened her out, who never made her feel alone….is her enemy, and is fighting along her enemy….and now she almost beaten him to death
“Luka!....Luka please wake up! Please answer me! please i- I didn’t-Luka!” Lila cried, shaking him but no response, her eyes started to water refusing to believe that all of this was real, she was embracing him tightly as if it’s their last time.
The rain starts to pour
****
“uugh….damn it…” Luka awoke, his body was feeling heavy “man that fight sure took a-huh?” he looked down to see his Lover, Lila was sleeping on top of him
“oh…Lila?...what-“ , he soon realized that he is in his living room
Luka quickly raised his right arm to check that his miraculous was still with him, he sight a huge relief
“Oh thank god….just a dream…..thank god…”he said
Luka stared down at Lila whos head was on his chest, she looked so peaceful. so he couldn’t help himself to run his fingers through her long hair, that she took good care of
Lila 'woke up' from her sleep and stretched a bit
“o-oh sorry, didn’t mean to disturb you” Luka said feeling guilty
“mmh, it’s okay...had a bad dream anyway” Lila whispered, eyes half open
“well In this case my princess, im glad I saved you from the nightmare” Luka chuckled tapping her nose
“mmhmm” Lila moves a bit higher, wrapping her arms around Luka, Holding him tight and burying her face on his neck
“hey, whats wrong? was the dream really that bad?” Luka asked concerned
A loud thunder roared which made Lila hold her breath and hug Luka tighter
“shhh, shhh.…don’t worry, im here and I always will be ” Luka reassured in a calm voice, rubbing her back in circular motion
He started to hum a song to her softly to calm her more.
Luka does so much for her to show his love. The only thing Lila could do is try to not tell him the truth, which for someone like Lila should be easy, but this time…it’s different.
She Tried her best to contain her emotions, but it seems like the heavy rain outside was doing all the speaking for her.
animatic ideas :0 (ramble away, i would love to hear them!!)
mk thank you for enabling me, i will now be yelling
anyway
this is gonna be so obnoxiously long i am so sorry
can you add read more's on asks? eeeekkkk because this got so damn long lmao
mild dsmp spoilers obviously
this is the playlist, by the way
-im sorry boris (wilbur soot)
i think it would work really well with mmm slightly post lmanburg niki. andby slightly i mean. well when she leaves (that is the whole thing of the song gdfjkhgsdf) also side note at like 1 minute 11 on that song theres a discord notification really subtly in the background and it makes me paranoid every time i hear it. anyway god its such a nice song. even for just like. the end of lmanburg. not necesarily paired with a character, just the sense of leaving a place that was so highly populated before it got blown up twice and was like. the main part of the smp. yeah. anyway also the lines "they'll knock down the pubs before helping you...they'll let you jump under trains before helping you" yeah those four lines have big niki vibes but also i think the song could work well with exile tommy or actually even with the finale when tubbo is about to sacrifice himself? mmmmm yeah
-this is home (cavetown)
mmmm got exile tommy vibes innit. a lot of these have exile tommy vibes tbf i just like sad songs and also exile tommy. plus the song has a lot of like. the message is sort of like. changing yourself to appeal to others? like with "ill cut my hair to make you stare" but also the repeated thing of "ill figure out a way to get us out of here" which is clearly the main character of the song trying to help everyone when they are clearly not in a good way themself. yeah thats got big tommy vibes in general tbh but more like. pre finale tommy. i think he got a bit more independant after that.
-soldier poet king (the oh hellos)
ok this is self explanatory and has been done to death already but d a m n its kinda funky. anyway i had thoughts and actually started this but then lost motivation and deleted it all lmaooo. the only proof of its existance is a shitty storyboard in my draw which will hopefully never see the light of day again (unless anyone wants to see it :eyes:) anyway i had the thought of like. sbi? so soldier techno poet wilbur and king tommy. but tbf tommy and techno are kinda interchangeable with that, cos while techno is obviously the better fighter, tommy is used a lot, especially in lmanberg era and also i think he probably will be now that wilburs back
-pyjama pants (cavetown)
ok so i honestly dont remember why this is on the playlist but tbf this could go well with a bunch of characters. thinking like. phil and wilbur? or wil and tommy, or tubbo and ranboo are two that like. i know for a fact that i did not put the song on the playlist specifically for them but god thinking about it now it works so well with them
-boys will be bugs (cavetown)
OH BOY THERES A LOT OF CAVETOWN ON HERE HUH (i feel like that probably says something about me but shhhhhh we dont need to talk about that) ANYWAY
I think this could probably work really well with tommy? because of the whole like. trying really hard to come across as not caring about others, but really being like. very vunerable. but at the same time it could go really well with wilbur for the same reasons. also the song fucks ok cant deny it. to be fair i think it works better with tommy, because he's younger and also he really likes bugs (unless i am mistaken) which is just a cool coincidence but still)
-brother (kodaline)
FUCKKKKKKKKKKK THIS WORKS SO WELL WITH SO MANY CHARACTERS AND IS ALSO ***SO ANGSTY*** WHAT
anyway
i added it because of tommy and tubbo because holy shit, but also it could work very very well with wilbur and tommy, techno and wilbur, probably techno and tommy, and oh my god i just thought of this but this would work so well with phil and techno!!!! but yeah i originally thought tommy and tubbo because i thought it was a funny coincidence with exile tommy waking up underwater, and theres a line that says "if you were drowned at sea, id give you my lungs so you could breathe" and like. just thinking about the compasses especially. me gusta.
-feel better (penelope scott)
fundy. that is all.
no ok this works well with fundy but also probably karl sapnap and quackity, and also very much wilbur, like it works well with both. just mainly fundy idk why its got big fundy vibes tho. very poggers.
-as the world caves in (matt maltese)
ok but like this goes very very well with the explosions of lamberg. either of them. i think probably the first one is better, but i think it goes well with both. probably the first one, because it was way more emotional i think? cos it was the first time that their homes had been destroyed and everything, but also because it was so personal, because wilbur was the one who did it. i think that also it would work well if it was set during the explosion but also focussed on different facets? so like. one bit about wilburs perspective, one bit about tommys, one about phils, one about fundys maybe? idk just a bunch of lmaburg citizens' povs for this. its good. as the world caves in is a song that can be so gender tbh.
-do you hear the people sing? (les mis)
obvious obvious obvious...... but like..... also tbh it goes well with a bunch of things. like, mmmmm wilbur in pogtopia. the butcher army. lmaburg independance war (obviously ghdskj) but yeah. also this song just goes so hard like b r u h
-wolf in sheeps clothing (set it off, william beckett)
SO MANY OF THESE ARE LIKE. PRETTY OBVIOUS IF YOUVE HEARD THE SONG
but yeah. it would go so well with like. well any betrayal basically. so eret, from tommys pov maybe, or about wilbur from nikis pov, or wilbur from anyone pov tbf, or quackity from charlie/purpled/foolish/sams pov, or sam from tommys pov, really it works well with so many people which says a lot about the characters tbh but shhhhhhhhhhhh
-need you here (idkhow)
OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
mk mk mk mk FUNDY AND WILBUR THO
like b r u h that works so well with them
also i started this one as well but didnt like it, theres a story board in my draw as well for it because like. oh my god its such a good idea i just am shit at animating and don't have a decent enough program :')
also also
the line "daddy has to go, and that makes me sad, but daddy will always come back, he promised" fuckkkkkk that works so well with like. say for example, idk, when they're celebrating schlatts death and wilbur leaves to press the button? the sheer fucking angst of that is enough to kill any one person istg that is in fact the entire reason why i started the animatic in the first place. just that line. also all the lines sung by the child voice. fuckin angsty as hell. also ust generally a banging song, as is every idkhow song
-green (cavetown)
another cavetown song huh. ok sure.
mk so wilbur and sally and fundy. like. for a start, the imagry of a fish at the start? boom sally.
anyway the lines "you looked so good in green, i hope you're well, and you look so good with him, (schlatt ig?) and I'm proud of you still (wilburrrr and fundyyyy) i miss your perfect teeth, i was too blunt, i hope you feel happy, that's all I want"
FUCKKKK
the whole song is about missing someone you used to love and only hoping the best for them!!!! and wishing that they are happy and safe!!!!!!!!!!! and hoping they still think about you!!!!! but even if they dont its fine because all you want is for them to be happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-achilles come down (gang of youths)
OK I THOUGHT IT COULDNT GET ANGSTIER
so like. tw suicide but thats what the entire song is about and bing bang boom i just think it works so so so so so so so well with not only exile tommy (who obviously did try to kill himself) but also wilbur in a slightly more metaphorical way? so like. his self destructive habits leading him to a point where he had no choice other than to kill himself and to take his country down with him. and its all about other characters trying to help them and persuade them not to but also near the end there is a second voice trying to persuade them to go along with it, which im thinking like. if its wilbur, either dream or maybe just himself. his own brain persuading him to continue down the path that would inevitably lead to his and his countries destruction. also it works well with schlatt for the same reasons, except he doesnt want to die. maybe (since the song is so goddamn long) like. one verse for tommy one for wilbur and one for schlatt? dead gang poggg but also like. the verses cover fairly different things which work with one character but not so much the others, for example the first verse would be tommy because its mainly about persuading the person to not kill themself (which tommy did himself but shhh) the second for schlatt because its literally about drinking and smoking away your problems, and the third for wilbur since its more of a fight between the "good" and the "bad" sides, which is obviously what wilbur was experiencing. also obviously i have a soft spot for this song because its string instruments and french, basically my favourite combination ever (also i like his voice idfk lmao)
ANYWAY THATS ALL THE SONGS ON THERE SO FAR
i literally thought of another song while i was in the shower today but i dont remember which it was but a n y w a y the playlist will most definitely be getting longer, especially since there are so many more songs that are good for this but i just havent added them yet lmao. anyway ive been writing this for like an hour gsdfjhgdhfsg but still oh my god this was fun to write
The unofficial “Change, In All Things, Is Inevitable” playlist.
Here’s some of the music I listened to while working on this fic, plus a few key lyrics and some commentary about each song:
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Gladiator – Zayde Wolf
Imma give you a second just to catch your breath / 'Cause I can see that your heart is jumpin' out your chest / I know you gave it all 'cause I've already seen your best, and it’s time you accepted this
Let me tell ya / I've got every reason to fight
This song is great because it pumps me up and then 1 minute and 50 seconds into it, the tone does a complete 180 and gives me serious chills. It reminds me of current Megatron vs. past Megatron, and his initial motivation for starting the Decepticon revolution in the first place. I think he lost his guiding principles along the way, but his anger and gladiator might hasn’t gone anywhere. It’s a perfect Megatron song for obvious (and not so obvious) reasons.
Church – Fall Out Boy
Megatron: Take the pain / Make it billboard big then swallow it for me / Time-capsule for the future / Trust me, that's what I will be
Soundwave: Oh, the things that you do in the name of what you love
Orion Pax: I love the world but I just don't love the way it makes me feel
Church makes me think of the early days of the revolution when Orion, Soundwave, and Megatronus were all working together towards the same goal. The chorus is fitting for all of them; their friendship was a sanctuary of sorts, and it gave them the kind of support / relationship none of them ever had before (at least in Megatron’s case). Friendship was a novel, strange, but wonderful thing. Pity it didn’t last long :’I
If I’m being completely honest, Toastyhat’s animatic for this song definitely influenced my associations, what with the gladiator ring and all that, haha. It’s a fantastic animation, and I highly recommend checking it out if you haven’t already.
Meet Me on the Battlefield – Svrcina
We carry on through the storm / Tired soldiers in this war / Remember what we're fighting for
Our tainted history, is playing on repeat / But we could change it if we stand up strong and take the lead
When I was younger, I was named / A generation unafraid / For heirs to come, be brave
This melancholic song is a perfect fit for the tone of the war, and Optimus’ feelings on it. Poor guy never expressed interest in being a Prime, but he never really got a say in the matter. The best he can do is keep moving forward hoping it’ll one day come to an end.
(Side note: someone’s done a TFP AMV with this song! Go check it out.)
Run to You – Pentatonix
I've been settling scores, I've been fighting so long / But I've lost your war and our kingdom is gone
I will break down the gates of heaven / A thousand angels stand waiting for me
Very much a melancholic unrequited Soundwave --> Megatron song. I don’t care how many times I listen to this; my heart always aches for poor Soundwave and the ending he got in TFP. He would’ve gone to hell and back for Megatron (and I suppose, in a way, he did).
Battle Cry – Imagine Dragons
Stars are only visible in darkness / Fear is ever-changing and evolving
Nobody can save you now / The only sound is the battle cry
Another great song for Megatron! He reveled in his fights as a gladiator, and war is no different. It’s his challenge to Optimus and anyone else who'd dare oppose him. In essence, I see it as Megatron’s “If you’re not with me, then you’re against me, and you’d better be damn well prepared to be treated like an enemy” song.
The “stars are only visible in darkness” line also reminds me of Optimus and Megatron’s conversation in IDW’s “The Transformers” #22 comic, where Megatron goads Optimus, saying he would’ve been no one and nothing without him / the war:
Also: I genuinely had no idea this was a Bayverse song until recently so sHHH LET ME LIVE
Chains – Radical Face
I thought I had control, that I could always walk away if things turned bad / We were thick as thieves 'til I became the one who always went too far / And I couldn't hear you
In the end I'm lost / And I'll drag you down yeah, that's my cost / But I'm glad you were my friend
Finally, the song that helped inspire this fic! Definitely gives me strong MegaOp vibes. Despite everything that wound up happened, Megatron and Optimus were each other’s biggest influences for a loooong time. That’s not the kind of thing that can be forgotten easily! I think Megatron was briefly reminded of the friendship they once had at the end of Predacon Rising. Megatron doesn’t strike me as the kind of guy who has regrets, but I still wonder if anything akin to it crossed his mind before the end.
A few bonus lighthearted joke songs:
A Little Help From My Friends – The Beatles
This song came up on my playlist while I was editing some early chapters where Megatron / Orion / Soundwave were still buddies, which I thought was ironic, sweet, and a little bit sad.
Take A Chance On Me – ABBA
An example of a song I associated with a character as a joke, then thought about WAY too much to the point where it’s no longer a joke. Anyways, please imagine Soundwave playing this every time Megatron passes him up in favor of the Decepticon’s latest traitorous and/or knuckleheaded senior officer. (Seriously though, why on EARTH do you have your most loyal officer as your third in command, Megatron??? Stability and competence clearly mean nothing to you).
Strawberry Blond – Mitski
All I need, darling, is a life in your shape / I picture it, soft, and I ache
This song is perhaps a little bit too wistful / lighthearted for the TFP continuity, but the tone (and the topic of unrequited love) reminded me of a young love-struck Orion Pax. (This was supposed to be a fun addition to this list but the more I think about it, the sadder I get :’I I’m so sorry your life sucked so much, Orion).
Songs reminding me of other TF continuities that nonetheless influenced this fic:
Firewall – Les Friction
Deep beneath the light / A spark will now ignite
You will see me now / This is my world now
A great G1 / IDW song that’s particularly good for Megatron and Optimus. I could dissect every single line of this song and create an entire MV to it, but I’ll spare you the 10 page essay. Just listen to the song and let your imagination run wild! So many lines are perfect!!!
Alright I lied, here’s a few good corresponding lines:
Megatron: Fear is a device / So quiet and precise / It's not what I allow / Not in my world now
Rodimus / the Matrix: This force is in love with you / It wants you safe / It wants you well
Shockwave / empurata: This force knows what you can do / And what you can make / With your tattered shell
Optimus / the Matrix: Faith in your device / So quiet and precise / Just when, not how / You can feel it now
The Autobots: Deep beneath the light / A spark will now ignite
The Decepticons: You will see me now / This is our world now
Dangerous Man – Little Dume
An absolutely PERFECT IDW Megatron song! Great for Megatron post- his change of heart. I actually am determined to make an MV with him for this song because it’s just that perfect.
Silhouettes – Of Monsters and Men
There's nothing that I'd take back / But it's hard to say there's nothing I regret.
Not necessarily a perfect song for TF, but these two lines from it reminded me so strongly of Megatron / Optimus I figured it was worth making note of.
thebestdecepticonleader
Hi 😃
Me
Hello there!
thenightetc
Hello!
thebestdecepticonleader
Ah, the Christmascarolman
Me
Hello, night human!
thenightetc
"Santa Buddy"
Me
Singing about how desperately he wants Santa inside him.
As one does.
thenightetc
Ha!
thebestdecepticonleader
hm
thebestdecepticonleader
I think someone misunderstood what this song was about when they made this version
Me
Yes, yes, Christmascarolman. Your "chimney" is oiled and ready to go.
We get it.
thenightetc
Very possibly.
Me
And speaking of sexual tension!
Me
Stop that, youtube.
thenightetc
Boy oh boy.
thebestdecepticonleader
um
thenightetc
Good thing their parents walked in just then
thebestdecepticonleader
okay then
Me
"The kids are fragging again."
"Who cares? I smell coffee."
Me
Named Christmas.
thenightetc
Lots of blank pages in that book
thebestdecepticonleader
Why do the humans look like That
thebestdecepticonleader
The mayor just hands over sacks of money
thenightetc
Oh, that's just how humans looked back in, uh, 1991
Me
It was a dark time.
thebestdecepticonleader
Wow, if she loses every hand she's really bad at poker
thenightetc
Right?
thebestdecepticonleader
You'd think you'd give up after, I don't know, ten hands
Me
I admire her persistence.
thenightetc
It's like she specifically likes losing money
Me
"Goodbye, children, or whatever."
thebestdecepticonleader
Like she could use the money on other wasteful things
Like clothes for herself and stuff like that
Me
Better shades of lipstick.
thebestdecepticonleader
better tan
she and Donald Trump must get their spray tan from the same bottle
Me
That's a cruel dig on Mrs. Mavelda.
thenightetc
Yeah, let's not go TOO far here
thebestdecepticonleader
It is pretty terrible though
thenightetc
Surround her with the corpses of her fellows
thebestdecepticonleader
She's wearing her friend
Me
Friends AND family!
thenightetc
That slide would be so splintery, though
thebestdecepticonleader
yep
thenightetc
You know, in a way, what with her losing all the money every time, it's like she's paying them to hang out with her
thebestdecepticonleader
Even I don't sink that low
Me
You can't pick your friends, but you can bribe them.
Santa is everyone's grandpa and uncle.
thebestdecepticonleader
at the same time?
Me
Yes.
thenightetc
You'd think one of them would be saying, "I wish for parents"
Which would be kind of awkward for her
Me
Her massive pillow looks comfortable.
thenightetc
gah
thenightetc
These closeups are not doing the animation any favors
Me
They just highlight her cataracts.
Me
FireWOOD.
thenightetc
"because you're not weakened from years of malnutrition"
thenightetc
This is such a great plan, really
Me
This won't end with two frozen child corpses.
thenightetc
...So did Santa cause that crash?
Me
Those drivers will be eating their Christmas dinner through a straw, but THE TREE.
thenightetc
That tree will outlive them all
thenightetc
Especially Happy.
Me
Every single year, I forget that happens.
thenightetc
Well, *I* forgot that Santa is actually real here and shows up at the end, so
Me
I think our memories are fighting to keep this movie from sticking.
thenightetc
well, it IS your fault
Me
She doesn't seem too concerned that Lilly and Potty are missing.
thenightetc
Best. Christmas. Ever.
Me
Better get out your most festive Corpse Handling Gloves, everyone.
thenightetc
The ones with the fur trim.
Me
Naturally!
thenightetc
Oh wow, is the whole town here now?
Me
They've got nothing better to do.
Me
It's a nice change from small town gossip and opioids.
thenightetc
It's a christmas miracle!
Me
Never. Gets. Old.
thenightetc
Right?
thenightetc
Santa in a conspicuously different drawing style
Wait.
If he's real, where the fuck was he all those years before??
Did he somehow not know there were miserable children there?
thenightetc
"But Ray, I'm not even pregnant"
Me
"Come to think of it, I never was! Our children just showed up one day!"
Me
She had to relearn how to walk and talk and swallow.
thenightetc
Why do they want her around children though
Me
Not much success.
thenightetc
You know, I'm not sure I've actually seen this one.
Me
It's surprisingly faithful.
Me
Hold on, the sound's a little awkward. Let me see if I can find one where it isn't.
thenightetc
...man.
Me
Much better.
thenightetc
me: "gosh, this is nice animat--wait, it's a muppet movie, those are models"
Me
Shhh.
thenightetc
"wow, it's really photorealistic!"
thenightetc
Wait
Wait, those melon things are alive?!
Are they alive and going to be eaten!
Me
Three and a half minutes in and the implications are already horrifying!
thenightetc
Pfffff.
Me
He knows how to make an entrance.
thenightetc
Yes
thenightetc
"there go the townfolk, singing a mean song about me again"
Me
No wonder he's awful to them. I would be too.
thenightetc
I admit, it's a bop, though
Me
So is Little Starbot, but we don't sing about him.
Isn't it though?
thenightetc
"Uh nothing, we weren't singing about you again"
.....
thenightetc
Ha!
I mean, it's awful, but
thenightetc
Yeesh
Me
Indeed.
thenightetc
Haha
thenightetc
he has no eyes!
Zephra85
I'm here!
Me
Zephra human! Hello!
thenightetc
Hello!
Zephra85
Hi everyone!
Ugh I'm not getting any video on my end?
thenightetc
It's fine over here
Zephra85
Yeah I'm trying to figure it out
thenightetc
Why was he even carolling there, though
I mean, the entire town knows what Scrooge is like
Me
Why is anyone bothering him?
thenightetc
They've all memorized a song about how terrible he is!
Zephra85
BLAH I can't figure out what's wrong, I'm going to try refreshing the page
Me
That might help.
thenightetc
Uh
thenightetc
Oh my god
Me
They're chipper about this.
thenightetc
hahahha
thenightetc
Ah, so they ARE visiting from hell.
Me
Oh, that line was creepy.
thenightetc
Yesss.
Me
This is all gloriously creepy.
thenightetc
It is!
thenightetc
Oh my gosh
Hahhaha
Me
Minicon privilege.
thenightetc
Any better, Zephra?
Zephra85
Well, refreshing only got my keyboard stuck in shortcut mode the whole time so I had to restart my computer, and video STILL isn't working on my end.
thenightetc
Well, ouch.
Me
That's odd!
thenightetc
Have you tried a different browser? It wouldn't work for me in Firefox....
Zephra85
I'm in Chrome, but I'll give Firefox a shot
thenightetc
No, Firefox was the one it WOULDNT' work in
I have to use Opera for it
Zephra85
Yeah but I think for me it has to do with my bf's adblockers and stuff?
thenightetc
Ahhh
Zephra85
Which are different from chrome vs firefox
alright giving it a shot
thenightetc
Good luck!
She is... eerie
Me
At the end of the night, she takes his eyes.
thenightetc
Hey hey hey
Zephra85
WHELP that didn't work.
Me
The Pit?
thenightetc
Awwwww.
Zephra85
Now Rabbit won't even let me connect to the stream
just the chat
Me
It *sounds* like an adblocker issue.
Zephra85
Yeah that's what I'm thinking, my bf's adblockers are a mess and I don't know how to deal with them. (google searching is proving fruitless. )
Me
If you'd like to follow along on another tab, I can pause and give you a timestamp.
Zephra85
Nah it's alright, I technically didn't really have time to be here anyway? There's a bunch of chores and errands I'm trying to take care of but I decided to try popping in for a stream since I haven't been to one in forever.
So I think I'm just gonna jet
thenightetc
Awwww!
Well, good luck
Me
Well, it's always good to see you, muppets or no muppets!
Zephra85
Thanks guys, and thanks for the offer Knock Out!
Enjoy the movie, everybody!
Zephra85
Say to Breakdown and Impact for me, Knock Out!
Me
Will do!
thenightetc
GAH
Me
Seconded!
Me
They cut out the song!
Not on my watch, you don't!
thenightetc
They're going to sing?
Me
And how!
thenightetc
Man.
Me
Ouch.
thenightetc
If the food starts singing........
Me
It will be worse than the haunted baby doll ghost.
Me
Gah!
thenightetc
Did he just... die?
Me
That's been happening a lot in this movie.
Me
I mean, it's not as though it said "Here lies Ebeneezer Scrooge -- He was a great big spike choke."
thenightetc
Shhhh.
Dear Unicron, his dancing.
thenightetc
It's probably hard to dance in a puppet costume
Me
Oh, his puppet dance is fine. It's Scrooge's I was talking about.
thenightetc
Ohhhh
thenightetc
Is it Scrooge
Hahhahaha
thenightetc
Harsh, but fair.
Me
This wouldn't make me want to socialize with them.
thenightetc
Well
thenightetc
Well.
Me
Ouch again.
Me
"Please don't hurt me."
thenightetc
Right?
Me
Scrooge, you know exactly where this is going.
thenightetc
You'd think?
thenightetc
Ouch.
"Might be"
thenightetc
:<
Me
Spirit's not dignifying that with a response.
Me
"Tell me I'll never die!"
thenightetc
Pfffff
Me
I mean, it's not as though it said "Here lies Ebeneezer Scrooge -- He was a great big spike choke."
thenightetc
Shhhh.
Me
It would be funny if they couldn't do it all in one night and he wakes up on the floor of his house a week later.
Covered in filth.
thenightetc
Haha!
Me
That needed to start cooking four hours ago.
thenightetc
Well, it might be morning.
Me
True.
thenightetc
...it's coal
thenightetc
I mean, I know that's what they asked for, and yet
Me
He's a little confused, but he's got the spirit.
thenightetc
...Really, Scrooge
Me
This isn't the kind of joke that makes anyone feel better, Scrooge.
thenightetc
Right?
Me
"It's funny, because I made you think you were about to be starving and unable to feed your dying son!"
thenightetc
The punchline is relief!
Me
Either none of these other people have homes and Christmas plans or they heard that Scrooge is high on the opium and feeling generous.
thenightetc
I can't argue with that.
Me
Why is there a snappy pop cover of this?
thenightetc
He could have just said, "Here's a turkey, and I'm giving you a raise"
thenightetc
Instead of making it a "prank"
Me
Got to squeeze in that one last little reminder that Scrooge owns his entire life.
Me
And that's that!
thenightetc
Still--overall, good movie!
Me
Glad you enjoyed it!
Me
Let me just grab our usual high note, and...
thenightetc
Pfffff
thenightetc
Ha!
Me
Humans are fun.
thenightetc
WELL
but hey at least the top of the tree is reachable now
thenightetc
Hahahaha
Me
Dear Unicron.
thenightetc
......
Me
And that's the note we're going out on, for better or worse.
thenightetc
Well!
I mean, vine compilations tend to be both
Me
You know, they really do.
thenightetc
Thank you for the stream, as always : )
Me
Thank you for coming, as always!
thenightetc
And goodnight!
Me
Good night, night human!