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jotigerjotiger · 9 months

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Amy, I think you identify with Lucy Diamond. I think she sees your pathos. You've got some dangerous union symbiosis going on.

#debs #d.e.b.s.#d e b s #lucy diamond #amy bradshaw #debs lucy diamond #debs amy bradshaw #this FANFICTION ASS MOVIE #grabbed me by the Balls this week. im a SUCKER #fanart #d.e.b.s. amy x lucy #amy x lucy #debs fanart #d.e.b.s. fanart #d.e.b.s. amy bradshaw #d.e.b.s. lucy diamond

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fiendishartist2 · 9 months

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shout out to elias bouchard for fucking up a perfectly good mildly toxic workplace. you literally couldn't have done worse

#another character line up bc i love comparing heights as you all know #s1 jon has a particular personality that makes him so appealing. like the villain in a movie about fashion #hes like that model with the fuck ass bob from confessions of a shopaholic #im so tired rn i just had a 4 hour life drawing class and then eating with friends #i just wanna go to sleep... but i have fanfiction to read bc im dedicated to the cause o7 #i have zoom class tomorrow so thats nice. i dont have to go anywhere lol #my art #the magnus archives #tma #jonathan sims #martin blackwood #jonmartin #kinda #timothy stoker #sasha james #character design

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the-awful-falafel · 2 months

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After the Noise update got my thoughts sorted, I actually think Noise and Peppino are not evenly matched in a fight. They're obviously still relatively equal as rivals, and I think Peppino doesn't fully tap into into his potential most of the time, but I also think Peppino is ultimately stronger-- and that fact pisses Noise off to no end. To catch up, the Noise cheats, steals, and distorts the truth to make himself look better/stronger in comparison as much as possible (not that he even cares about being fair or fighting clean, as seen in his boss fight) and it still only gets him so far.

So much of the update reads as Noise being incredibly petty and using his movie to not only appropriate Peppino's accomplishments for personal profit, but rewrite them / cheat them so he gets to one-up Peppino at every step of the way. Even in the swap mode he gets primacy!

It's probably most telling that Peppino blasted through the final boss rush just through sheer pushed-to-the-brink adrenaline rage, while in Noise's movie reenactment he had to give himself literal super saiyan bomb superpowers out of nowhere to one-up the guy lmao. He's such a gremlin with such an insecure ego, I love it.

#pizza tower #pizza tower spoilers #noise update #peppino spaghetti #the noise #headcanon #I absolutely think the noise could have destroyed the tower for real. just not as easily as his movie made it look #i mean i'm pretty sure it's the reason he entered the tower in the first place before pizzaface bribed him with a tv studio #but ultimately he still wasn't the one to do it! peppino was. and after kicking noise's ass too. that's gotta sting #noise going “i'm not owned! i'm not owned!” as he writes his self-insert fix-it fanfiction

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littlemissemeritus · 21 days

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alright, so con clavi con dio won the last one!!! now...

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topgunslut · 1 year

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rescued (part 1)

pairing: jake ‘hangman’ seresin x f!reader, established relationship

read part two here!

cw: near-drowning, protective jake, slight panic, probably drowning inaccuracies, paramedics, crying, loving penny <3, jake being an asshole, probably navy inaccuracies, hospital, undressing infront of a doctor, slight medical terminology

requests are open!

the football drifted farther into the wet sand as the wave pulled the tide back, getting ready to crash. you chased the oblong ball as it rolled back with the current.

it was dog-fight football day. after the uranium mission, the dagger squad made it a weekly occurrence to play offense and defense at the same time in front of the hard-deck.

usually, you and penny sat on a blanket on the sand, having a small picnic while gawking at your boyfriends, respectfully. but today you decided to join in on the game, which everyone, especially jake, had been begging you to do.

the football halted when it met a rock, and you reached down to grab it.

“y/n!” urgent screams from the shore bounced into your ears.

confusion was written over your face but it soon disappeared as you looked up at the massive wave that towered over you. as if it were in slow motion, you watched as the wave descended right onto you. your body plummeted to the ground, knocking the wind out of you. on cue, you tried gasping for air but instead ocean water filled your throat.

that was the last thing your remembered until you felt somebody carrying you bridal style back up to the shore. “y/n, open your eyes for me,”

you started coughing aggressively, the salty water going all over your chest or spilling back into the ocean. jake, who you figured out was carrying you let out a relieved sigh as he continued the short walk back to the rest of the gang.

your throat burned not only at the seawater coming back up, but also embarrasment from your stupidity. hiccups combined with sobs and coughing were definitely not pleasant on their own but when combined, it felt like you were slipping under the waves again.

“put. me. down!” you managed to get out with the cocktail of emotions and physical reactions in your way. you wanted to just act like whatever just happened didn’t, you just fell jokingly and jake ‘saved’ you, showing his heroic side.

“not a chance, sweetheart” his words caused you to start flailing around, trying to get free of his grip while more panic to set in. his grip around your frail frame got stronger.

“stop moving, you’re going to hurt yourself,” jake scolded you, sounding angry and it did nothing but make you feel more embarrassed. your plan would have fallen through anyways because penny was already on the phone with the paramedics and the dagger squads concerned faces met yours.

jake set you down on your towel that was already laid on the sand from your earlier attempt to soak up the sun. the sun was about to set and jake had his raybans ontop of his dirty blonde hair, getting a better look at you. he brought his lips down to the top of your wet head, pressing a small kiss into your salty roots.

“yeah, she’s concious,” penny spoke into the phone. you were grateful for the group of friends that you had and for the fact that they stayed calm in high stress situations juxtapose to yourself.

immediately your bloodshot eyes went to find the eyes of the man who pulled you out of the water, jake but instead they met with everyone elses. you groaned and tried to speak but nothing came out but small coughs. phoenix came up behind you and gently rubbed your back.

you hissed when the adreneline lowered and you felt a sharp pain in your thigh, glancing down to see a long scrape that had yet to be bleeding. thankfully it didn’t go any deeper than the dried skin on your leg, but it still hurt like a bitch.

jake had appeared, sitting behind you on your towel so you could lean on him.

“there you go,” jake gently rubbed your arms. maverick popped a squat in front of you, with a tiny flashlight in his hand. he shined in it each of your eyes, making you see spots.

“pupils are PEARL,” he said. after the uranium mission, maverick thought it was a good idea to get everyone in the dagger squad some sort of medical training. he had already had some, from being in the navy for so long.

“i’m fine, i promise, guys,” you said hoarsly, “i just took a little bit of a tumble!”

“a tumble my ass, you nearly drowned! you went unconscious for fucks sake,” jake said, his tone making you feel like an idiot. for some reason, jake had been acting cold.

“tumble or not, the emts will be here in a few,” maverick said, tucking the flashlight back into the small first aid kit.

soon enough, the paramedics parked on the street and after a few examinations, they instructed jake to take you to urgent care so that you could be seen by a provider. he decided he and maverick just take you over to miramar where he could get you right in at the infirmary.

you sat up in the hospital bed, looking at all the ivs in your arm, anxiously waiting for the scan results. your grumpy boyfriend who went outside to talk to maverick didn’t help. based on his attitude, you wouldn’t be surprised if he just left.

“how’re you holding up?” penny walked past the curtain with a bottle of apple juice and your phone in her hand. you eyed your phone.

on cue, the infirmary doctor walked in and scanned his card on in the computer, logging him in. “y/n, how are you feeling?” he continued to type a few things into the computer.

“horrible, like i got hit by a big fat bus,” you whined. penny set the apple juice and your phone down on a near table and felt your forehead. her motherly instinct was enough to make you at least try to smile.

“i’m sorry, that’s usually normal. you’re very lucky you got out of there. when you were pulled out of the water, do you remember coughing up fluid?” he asked, rolling over to the bed on his stool on wheels whilst pulling his stethoscope off and putting the tops in his ears. you nodded.

“just going to listen to your lungs, make sure there isn’t any unwanted fluid in there. can i ask you to slip the top of your gown off?”

you didn’t care that some man was going to probably be looking at your tits but the cold man who would soon walk through the door sure did. you were too exhausted to feel uncomfortable or awkward, it was purely medical.

without much effort, you pulled one of the strings in the back of your hospital gown and the top of you was left uncovered. the slight chill of the hospital made your nipples stiff which was to say the least a little embarrassing but it wasn’t like you were turned on.

he pressed the cold metal piece just below your left breast and then your right, instructing you to take a few deep breaths. in the midst of your second deep breath, the door swung open to reveal a not so calm jake.

he didn’t know how to feel once he saw you but he slowly shook his head at you with a glare, that felt like an arrow shot into your fragile, already cracked heart. you looked away from him.

“alright, your lungs sound nice and clear,” the doctor grabbed a freshly printed paper from the hidden printer next to the computer and scanned the results. “matches your ct scan results perfectly.”

penny helped you tie your hospital gown back on.

“everything looks normal, i’ll get the nurse to help you with your ivs and your discharge papers,” the doctor walked out of the room, making sure to sign out of the computer.

“tylonol will be your best friend for the next 48 hours. if you still have aches in three day, pop back in and we’ll see what’s going on,” the nurse carefully removed the ivs and gave you the clipboard with the papers proclaiming your discharge. you gave her a forced but grateful smile as she left.

you swung your legs over the side of the hospital bed to get into the clothes that penny had grabbed from your house before she came by.

“i’ll give you two some privacy,” penny stepped out, leaving you with jake. aches flooded your body as you stood to grab the clothes but you put on a brave face even though your eyes prickled with tears.

minus the bra, you eventually got dressed while jake stayed leaning against the wall, watching you the entire time. “you just want to show the whole world your tits, huh?” jake mumbled while he grabbed your hand, helping you get up. that was the last straw.

“i’ll be at pennys for the next few days,” you said, frustrated with your boyfriend, opting out of staying in your shared home. the best you could, you walked out of the hospital room.

by the time jake followed after you, you and penny had left.

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univemma · 3 months

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X-Men movies hyperfixation is doing the rounds in my brain again, as it does every few years and im having a great time. In particular, I'm focused on First Class, more SPECIFICALLY,

I have so many thoughts,,,about movie Alex Summers. Like holy shit, as per every hyperfixation i went digging through any kind of character video, interview, and deleted scene i could find and oh my god there was so much more to him than what made the final cut. And of course that goes for pretty much any movie character, especially adaptations, but oh my god i cannot stop thinking about it and I haven't found ANYONE talking abt ANY OF IT it in my past week scouring the internet of any and ALL Movie!Alex fan content, so I'm losing my mind.

Planning a post about it as we speak because i need to share it with the world. The world does not care about a character from a 2011 xmen movie but I DONT CARE HE MEANS MUCH TO ME.

#and beforr anyone starts yes i know what havok is like in comics #no im not happy about it but i just wont read it its fine #for research purposes i will read what i need to and no more bc i know he is a grade a ASS #movie alex supremacy #alex summers #havok #x men #x men movies #x men first class #xmen #xmen comics #x men comics #x men days of future past #x men fanfiction

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cryptid-not-contrite · 18 days

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CABOOSE SAYS THE BEST MEMORIES NEVER DIE AS THE FELIX AI SAYS "unfortunate" IM GOING TO BLOW EVERYTHING UP

#rvb #rvb spoilers #@ felix voice haiiiiii <33333 twirling hair so hard hey bb #wish locus coulve tagged along #imagine the fanfiction with the felix ai going crazy seeing his ass #n vice versa #i havent even finished this damn movie yet jesus christ #lolix #bc im delusional #bonfire moment wouldve fucked so hard with a trocadero song over it i amd so fucking mad

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joyfuladorable · 1 year

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More art from Twitter! Still on that Rise sapphics train (I will never disembark)

#tmnt #rottmnt #rise casey #casey jones #cassandra jones #rise april #april o'neil #rise sunita #capril #caprisun #my art #my art show up in the search tags challenge #it's so telling of my interests that #after I first binged Rise (before the movie)#one of my first thoughts was *brain whirring* SAPPHIC CAPRIL #'course that didn't take full effect until after I read some good ass fanfiction #and by some I mean mostly Imperfect Animals #capril isn't even Prominent in that fic but ohh did it make me go feral about the Potential of their relationship

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black-pussy-supreme · 4 months

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What is a scene in a movie that's not inherently sexual that you find hot? This. This scene right here🥵

#okoye #attuma #okoye x attuma fanfiction #attoye #attuma x okoye #danai gurira #alex livinalli #black panther wakanda forever #marvel movies #warrior women #bad ass women

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tulipic · 11 months

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date night (kirishima ejirou x gn. reader)

( pov: i write something sweet and mushy and cornier than a farmer's shit for no reason )

Quietly, you crack the door to your room a little. The creak resounds down the dark dorm halls, making you wince on spot. "Don't get caught," you mutter, digging your nails into your palm. "Don't get caught."

You slip through the small, open gap and start running, not sparing a glance behind you. As long as you don't get caught, it'll be worth it.

You and Kirishima will finally have an uninterrupted date.

"The first one was, but the rest sucked."

"So, you gotta boyfriend?"

"Why? You wanna ask me out?"

"Is this a make out movie?" Kirishima whispers, eyebrows raised in mock shock. You shift your position on his shoulder. Smiling, you say, "Wait till the slasher shows up."

He puts his arms round your right arm; you lean into it, sighing contently. Sure, he was almost suffocating you due to his big ass muscles. Sure, you both had already seen this movie. Does that mean this date was a flop?

Nope. You take another sip of soda, stifling a laugh. Kirishima slowly blinks at you, nervously scratching the top of his head. "Am I missing something? Or are you laughing at a gutting?"

"Oh, it's just that I happen to love you." He grins and holds onto you even tighter, like you're a jewel: hard to find but worth it.

"Well," he draws out the pronunciation, "I got somethin' to say!" He abruptly gets up, leaving you falling against his bed pillows, amused.

"Yeah?" He nods excitedly, fists held out in front of him, shoulders tense. You can't begin to understand what he's alluding too, but you sit up. He opens his mouth to speak but –

Quiet snickers arise from Kirishima's closet. "Shut your laughin' ass up, Kaminari!"

"Bro's about to say something mushy and romantic, it's either I laugh or cry!"

You collapse face first back onto the the bed, shouting cuss words into the mattress. The noises from the closet quickly shut up. Kirishima softly rubs the small of your back. "I'm so sorry. I told them that it wasn't cool and they said they'd stop but..." His voice cracks a little.

You roll over. You reach up and cup his cheek, gently stroking the spot with your thumb. You attempt a small smile to cheer him up. His friend group had tagged along as three third wheels for awhile. At first, it was amusing, even fun.

But, it gotta annoying (hella) fast. Tonight was supposed to be a private date, and well ... it wasn't anymore. A deep, lingering sigh escapes your throat.

Kirishima hangs his head in shame. "I thought tonight would be just us. I had a big surprise." He leans in and your foreheads are touching, the warmth between the two of you shared in silence. It turns into a hug, and it's only then that you hear the closet door open.

You catch a glimpse of the three goon hero students exiting the room with remorseful eyes glancing back at you. You nod briefly in their direction before meeting Kirishima's eyes again.

You lift up his chin and unwrap his arms from around you. "Go ahead ahead and tell me your surprise," you softly whisper. His familiar grin slowly returns to his face.

"Right." He takes a step back while holding your hand. He gives it a squeeze and then lets go. "I wanted it to be just us tonight because," He gets down on one knee. "I got something important to ask."

You cover your mouth in disbelief. Blood rushes to your face making you feel warm all of a sudden. You take a seat back on the bed. He scratches his neck, sudden self consciousness affecting his voice.

"We're about to graduate, but I know I don't wanna be out there without you, so, uh, will you," He anxiously digs around in his pocket. You rub your arms with sweaty palms. Can't he just get to the part where you say yes? He pulls out a black, velvet-coated box and opens it.

"Marry me?"

#mha oneshot #mha fanfiction #bnha one shot #bnha fluff #bnha fanfiction #kirishima x gender neutral reader #kirishima x reader #kirishima oneshot #thanks for coming to my ted talk #which was disguised as a one shot 🕴#(random fact: i read through the entire scream 1996 movie script only to use some random ass lines from the beginning)#gn reader #this whole thing reads like a disney channel movie omfg

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polteergeistt · 6 months

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All I need to do is to listen to the soundtracks of the movies I loved when I was 9-12 and my soul just transcends

#transformers #pirates of the caribbean #transformers age of extinction #pirate of the caribbean #pirate of the carribean at worlds end #theeeeese bro #they slap like no ones business #bangers #life changing #these two sagas are my salvation #epic time #throwback to when i wrote a whole ass movie for transformers #and for potc too #damn #amazing time i had #the beginning of fanfictions #take me back #potc

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winter-turtle · 3 months

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Philosophy class: *basically asks us to write post-canon, AU, canon divergence fanfic of Titanic*

Me, a fanfic writer:

#and you can bet your sweet ass my group's fanfic got the most votes #we had 2 scenarios #1 was what would happen if both jack and rose survived #2 was what would happen if jack never won the tickets #i never liked that movie but you know i jumped at it like a rabid animal #fanfic meme #writing meme #fanfiction #titanic

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the-rio-grande-duran · 3 months

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Trying to finish the Lisa Frankenstein prompt with the second most votes on the poll. But my dumbass keeps getting distracted by totally different ideas god dam

#my poly ass just really keeps shipping them with different movie monsters #my favorite oc is a cat person werewolf girl that isn’t just In love with #Lisa and creature as individuals but is absolutely obsessed with their relationship #in love with their love itself #also had a mothman type enby called bug whose even more obviously a murderer than they are #also their apartment being haunted and the ghost getting a hopeless crush on them but thinks they have have no chance #cause they can’t even see me!#but they sneak out one night and they doo #I might just make a big fuck off polycule with all of them and call it monster mash #because low hanging fruit is the sweetest #lisa frankenstein fanfiction #lisa frakenstein creature #lisa frankenstein fanfic #lisa frankenstein

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nimrism · 1 year

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only know you love her when you let her go (supercorp "the proposal" au)

lena luthor is the ceo of l-corp, but that doesn't stop the immigration office from deciding to deport her. kara happens to show up at the wrong place at the wrong time, and suddenly she and lena are getting married to save lena's ass.

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"the proposal" but make it supercorp.

read it here

#supercorp #supercorp fic #kara danvers #lena luthor #kara x lena #fanfic #fanfiction #can you tell i couldn't be assed to manip their faces onto the screenshots from the movie #the proposal #fake dating #the second chapter is all crack #i promise it's worth your while #crack fic

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hoybero · 11 months

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SHSJSHSH ive had the same fic idea in my brain for like a bit over a month now and ive "written" so much of it in my head that i hAD TO MAKE FANART WITH LYRICS TO AN MCR SONG OKAY!

(pardon my not great art its 5 am)

#renfield 2023 #teddy lobo #tedfield #renfield #robert montague renfield #renfield fanart #fanfiction is so weird why did i make a whole ass like movie in my brain and write a bit of it but still not consider it original #i wish i was tired but at least im creative?#teddy x renfield #love them

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eggtrolls · 4 months

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someone was like 'there's nothing wrong with people who don't do the dishes immediately after eating', yeah you are correct. because we're the ones doing it right. I think people who do the dishes immediately after eating have a fundamental lack of joy and spensieratezza that I find unsettling and I want to keep them out of my home

#dishes? immediately after the nice meal I just enjoyed you want me to do dishes? my greatest enemy the worst chore of all DISHES? no.#I'm making tea I'm reading a book I'm watching a movie I'm talking to my mum I'm writing my secret fanfiction no one knows about #Protestant ass behaviour. couldn't be me. dishes are to be done after 10 pm and if you're too tired put them in the sink for the morning #Egg talks

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