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thebluemallet · 7 months

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The Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes + The Onion Headlines

bonus sejanus (because i had a hard time picking between two different headlines for this moment of him):

more of the onion in panem:

the hunger games

catching fire

mockingjay part 1

mockingjay part 2

#the hunger games #a ballad of songbirds and snakes #the hunger games x the onion #thg x the onion #abosas x the onion #coriolanus snow #lucy gray baird #sejanus plinth #thg nonsense #the onion in panem

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yelyahrodrigo · 5 months

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Katniss + Everlark text posts 🫶🏼

#the hunger games #thg #catching fire #mockingjay #thg series #thgedit #everlark #katpee #peeta x katniss #katniss x peeta #katniss everdeen #incorrect quotes #incorrect thg quotes #the onion

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thebluemallet · 9 months

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Catching Fire + The Onion Headlines

the hunger games

mockingjay part 1

mockingjay part 2

the ballad of songbirds and snakes

#the hunger games #thg #catching fire #the onion #catching fire x the onion #cf x the onion #thg x the onion #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #everlark #haymitch abernathy #finnick odair #johanna mason #thg nonsense #1k

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thebluemallet · 6 months

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The Hunger Games + The Onion: "Things to Never Say to Someone That Just Came Out"

I'm thinking of doing another round of Hunger Games and satire article titles before the release of Songbirds and Snakes. But this was begging to be done.

Runner-up for Finnick was "Are you queerbaiting me?"

Runner-up for Peeta was "Your mother and I still love you."

more of the onion in panem:

the hunger games

catching fire

mockingjay part 1

mockingjay part 2

the ballad of songbirds and snakes

#the hunger games #the hunger games x the onion #the onion in panem #thg x the onion #thg nonsense #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket #gale hawthorne #primrose everdeen #alma coin #caesar flickerman #everlark

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thebluemallet · 9 months

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The Hunger Games + The Onion Headlines

I'm so sorry about all the ones with Rue

catching fire

mockingjay part 1

mockingjay part 2

the ballad of songbirds and snakes

#the hunger games #thg #the onion #the hunger games x the onion #thg x the onion #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #everlark #thg nonsense

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thebluemallet · 9 months

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Mockingjay Part 1 + The Onion Headlines

Edit: I forgot one of them! Added it back in there.

the hunger games

catching fire

mockingjay part 2

the ballad of songbirds and snakes

#the hunger games #mockingjay #the hunger games x the onion #thg x the onion #mockingjay x the onion #mj x the onion #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #everlark #haymitch abernathy #effie trinket #alma coin #thg nonsense

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thebluemallet · 9 months

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Mockingjay Part 2 + The Onion Headlines

i am so sorry about the last finnick one

the hunger games

catching fire

mockingjay part 1

the ballad of songbirds and snakes

#the hunger games #thg #mockingjay #the onion #the hunger games x the onion #thg x the onion #mockingjay x the onion #thg nonsense #katniss everdeen #peeta mellark #everlark #finnick odair #annie cresta #odesta #johanna mason #boggs #president snow

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thebluemallet · 7 months

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Trying to pair some onion headlines with stills from the new Songbirds and Snakes trailer, but it's quickly turning into a roast of Coriolanus Snow.

He deserves it, but I only have so much footage to work with.

#the hunger games #thg x the onion #the ballad of songbirds and snakes #tbosas #coriolanus snow #i have a bunch of headlines i meant to use for gale #but they never got used #and they fit snow so well

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thebluemallet · 9 months

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Loving your Onion headlines x THG posts! I just saw that you write fanfiction as well, do you have any plans to write THG/everlark fics in the future?

Glad you're liking those! I'd love to do some more in the future. Maybe some with GIFs. And definitely when there's more footage of A Ballad of Songbirds and Snakes.

I would love to write some Everlark fics in the future! Hell, I'd like to write any fic. Unfortunately, I seem to be going through a bit of a writing slump at the moment. I keep poking at my brain with a stick but nothing's happening.

Hopefully I get out of the slump soon. It's getting boring.

#asks and answers #from my inbox

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