#theyre too quick and they run every which way and kick the fuck out of me
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ur stuff is so fun to read!! if its ok w u, could u do a taehoon x reader fic where theyre training together and taehoon goes a little too hard on reader? like reader gets upset bc they didnt expect taehoon to go so rough on them and then taehoon spends the rest of the day trying to make it up to them?? ;w; tysm if u do!! have a good one ★
tysm for reading and requesting anon! OF COURSE I CAN! There's a few requests for if X hurts their S/O or the reader. Y'all wanting that sympathy huh?
Seong Taehoon x Reader: Getting accidentally kicked
You had thought that if you were on the receiving end of a kick or a punch, you would be cursing with at least a handful of expletives on reflex. In a serious fight, preferably the adrenaline would flow and you would be able to give back as good as you got.
You had grossly overestimated yourself.
It turns out that, on the receiving end of one of Taehoon's kicks square in the stomach, it actually hurts so much that you cannot utter a sound, struggle to even catch your breath. Bending over double, collapsing to your knees, praying the waves of nausea will pass.
Strong, calloused hands grip you and hold you steady.
It also turns out that Taehoon cannot shut up. Your boyfriend, the sometimes silent but often offensive and deadly type, rambles on and on after the initial shock.
In hindsight, you're not sure which of you is more surprised at his reaction.
"Why the fuck didn't you block? You stupid dumbass. You should have stopped me. How the hell didn't you see that coming? Are you ok? I didn't know you were so weak. I barely even touched you, dipshit. Did I leave a bruise? Were you even paying attention? I didn't mean to hit you so hard. Are you alright? Ugh we shouldn't be sparring, I was worried this would happen!"
Insults and concern all rolling into one big ball of frustration.
And then the waterworks start. You couldn't help it. The pain and Taehoon being so in your face. It's overwhelming. And honestly? Did it also hurt that bastard to hold back a little.
Taehoon absolutely panics. Sure, he's seen you cry before but not because of him hurting you.
Panic leads to your boyfriend not being able to leave you alone. At all.
You don't know whether it starts annoying you or Taehoon first.
Initially, it was fine. You were the one that got the sympathy attention. You didn't mind Taehoon fulfilling your every whim, asking if you're ok, running around for you.
But then it worsened from you being too lazy to do anything to you being forbidden to do anything.
Worried glances drifting to your stomach and ribs every minute, on the minute. Thinned lips and narrowed eyes when you moved at all. Strong arms holding you back and restraining you with an irritable huff and "I'll do it".
If you weren't allowed to do anything then you might as well do nothing.
Might as well just sit there and sulk.
Where the hell had your little nutjob gone? Why was he replaced by a mother hen incessantly clucking around you?
In the end, it was more pain that broke the tension.
Taehoon, in your opinion, flicks you excessively hard on the forehead. A truce, of sorts.
"I know I'm pissing you off. Be careful next time," he says, leaving you to your own devices.
A non-apology from anyone else, a half-apology because you know him.
So you continue to sit and you continue to sulk, only without the presence of your boyfriend next to you.
It feels surprisingly lonely.
Maybe you were too quick to let your temper get the better of you. After all, Taehoon was just trying to look after you, in his own way. It led to you both butting heads but it's the thought that counts.
If you consider it, what exactly are you complaining about? 'Oh no, my boyfriend wanted to make sure I was ok?' Actually, he was overbearing and a little too much. Still.
You grab your phone and reach out-
Y/N: thanks for looking after me
Taehoon: 👍
A thumbs up is good, a thumbs up means it's fine. You know he has no reservation about outright ignoring you.
And because you really do love and appreciate that asshole-
Y/N: love you
Taehoon: 👍
Not 2 minutes later-
Taehoon: ❤️
Taehoon: 🤡
#taehoon seong#taehoon x reader#viral hit#viral hit manhwa#viral hit x reader#viral hit webtoon#viral hit headcanons#how to fight#how to fight manhwa#how to fight webtoon#how to fight headcanons#seong taehoon x reader#seong taehoon#seong taehun#seong taehun x reader#taehun seong#taehun seong x reader#wannaeatramyeon
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i love going back and doing side quests and treasure hunts in velen, novigrad and skellige after hitting level 40 haha
#one hit takes doen virtually every bandit/deserter/pirate and monsters#especially running into abandonded places and bandit campa#i run in sword out and one hit wipes out half the bad guys#same for aghouls and what not#only beast that gives me trouble are MOTHERFUCKING BOARS#like ok like#ive taken on cyclops that are like almost 10 levels higher and ive done ok#but fuck these mother fucking boars#theyre too quick and they run every which way and kick the fuck out of me#it makes me wanna scream#the witcher 3
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ＲＥＱＵＥＳＴ: me dashing to the request button 🏃🏽♂️. I am asking for platonic league of villains with teen reader who's joining the team and everyone like- "tHeY dOnT lOoK lIkE mUcH-" but then when they go on their first missions reader whips out some marvel black widow assassin type shit and they're like: 🧿👄🧿
HEY HEY! GOD I FUCKING LOVE P!LOV REQUESTS GJNKFG
Ｇｅｎｒｅ：CHAOS AHHSAHASH
𝙒𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: kinda gore(brief mention of blood), reader being a badass, shigaraki is crusty and unmoisturized…. Uhm, reader kills like two dudes, stabbing, me making up stuff for fighting no one @ me on that,
𝘗𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘯𝘴: they/them
AN: is this good,,, no. a lfjhABSLKJGN
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OKAY SO MR. COMPRESS BRINGS YOU IN
AND YOURE LIKE OKAY bitch.
But not really
Hes very nice to you and recognizes that even though you're young you can be good for the league, not to mention that you’ll soon all basically be family
But full ass you walk into the bar and everyone just stares because
You're a new recruit
YOU'RE A KID
Shigaraki: Theyre a fucking kid
Mr. Compress: Uh, yeah.
N e way
All of them sit at the counter and just stare at you.
They want you to break and start talking but you're used to this
You’ve been doing this gig for most of your life
Eventually tomura will start to throw a tantrum, kinda, but then he’ll ask you questions
He wants to scare you, he wants to be intimidating but to you,
You kinda look up to him
You answer his questions, sounding oblivious to the obvious threats he spews to you.
“Kid, you're going to end up dead NPC here, and I'll make sure of it. You still wanna join?”
“✨ yes you dumbass✨”
NO PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT
Nah for real you just say yeah.
He doesn't dislike you, but he's purposely not going to like you because he wants you to be scared of him.
Kurogiri talks to him, they glance over at you every once and awhile
You’ve been talking with Toga, Dabi and Mr. Compress
“So! Who are ya?”
You reluctantly explain what has happened and who you are, you know the backstory.
Parents were heroes and pushed you too hard to become a hero as well,
And then you went apeshit,
The hero commissions been on your ass since you’ve been born,
You didn't want to ever be like your parents
So yay villain times
Dabi talked a little about it, agreeing with you that parents are shit, you know and then you asked him
“Who were your parents?”
But tomura interrupted your conversation you might never know
“Much to my unwant of a side character like you, welcome kid.”
Toga pats your head
Dabi slaps you on the back
Twice messes up your hair
And Mr compress just flashes you a thumbs up
You stick with them
You grow as close as you can with Dabi, and especially close with Twice and Toga.
Although Dabi seems cold to you, he’ll never tell you but he does care a great deal for you.
Shigaraki assigns a mission to you, Dabi, and Toga
All you have to do is get some info out of a boss that works for a small part of the hero commission
Which only fuels your anger
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You walked side by side, to the right side of Dabi. Toga skipped on his other side, and waved her knife around. Yours was hidden underneath your hoodie, and was sheathed in a thigh rig.
“What's his name again again Dabi?” Toga sang, not caring that her voice echoed down the long hall. You glanced at the male, who looked rather annoyed.
“I don't know, it doesn't matter. We just get the info and get out.” He turned and stared at her,
“That's ALL we need.”
She groaned and pouted to him, “You’re no fun! No fun at all.”
Dabi grunted in response, he honestly didn’t care.
“Hey! Who are you?” A male voice behind you caused all three of you to spin. Out of reflex you kicked the side of his knee and he toppled over. You smiled wide as you heard Dabi warn you, but you didn't care. You played your own game, you were the narrator of your own story. You didn't need anyone in your way.
You grabbed the top of his head, grasping onto his hair violently. You yanked the knife out of its holster, and twirled it between your fingers.
“Guess my hand…”
You held it to the man's throat, and beamed at him.
“Slipped.”
And in one quick motion, the man's body went limp as he bled onto the floor. You stood tall, and your expression blank like you didn't just kill a man.
You looked up, your eyes narrowed. You scanned through the eyes staring at you as you twirl your knife between your fingers again.
“Kid we-”
“We had a problem and I took care of it, let's move on.” your knife flips through your fingers at a fast pace, one that if you slipped it would hurt like hell.
“That was fun! Can I get his blood? Can I? Can I?” Toga asked excitedly, turning her head rapidly to Tomura then to you.
“Have at it.” You spun your knife one last time, and handed it to her. She seemed taken back, like she didn't expect you to comply.
“Yay!” she took the knife eagerly, and you turned away from her before anything went down. As you turned you were faced with a pair of turquoise eyes staring daggers at you.
“Kid, that was fucking dangerous. We could’ve handled that.” Dabi was frustrated, but he didnt know why. Yeah, he could have handled that but seeing you put yourself in danger like that made him upset.
“Yeah I know that okay? That's what its fucking about. That dude works with the hero commission, I’m not letting him stand.” Your brows furrowed as you talked and Dabi rolled his eyes.
“Don't treat me like I’m five. I know I don't look like it, but I’ve done this for a long time.” you shoved your hands into the pocket of your hoodie and kept walking.
“You’re either a pawn, or a player.”
Toga smiled wide and skipped up to you.
“That was cool! Dabi’s just a party pooper!” She glanced over her shoulder and stuck her tongue out at the male.
He rolled his eyes once again, and continued to walk behind your duo.
Eventually, after minutes of silence you found the main office, that held the boss.
Well, a mini boss.
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A funnel of smoke fogged the hallway as you ran.
“Kid! Wait up!” Dabi’s raspy voice rang through the long hall and you spun on your heels to face him.
He walked towards you, Toga smiling wide at his side, blood smeared across her face. The sound of footsteps came from both sides of you, and you glanced over your shoulder to the other side of the hall.
A man's figure ran closer to you by the second, he moved fast, too fast for you to see his face.
Too fast you didn't have time to react when he punched you straight in the face. You fell back, holding a hand to your nose that began to bleed.
“KID!” Dabi’s flames erupted from his hands and Toga’s knife made its way back into her hand.
Your brows furrowed and you jumped up as you unsheathed your knife. The figure in front of you threw another punch, but you ducked causing him to stagger forwards. You slammed him into the wall and flipped your knife in your hand.
You drew your arm back, and brought it into his chest quickly stabbing him right between the ribs. He yelped in pain and held his hands against your shoulders.
Blood stained his blue button up shirt and it leaked onto the floor.
“Guess nothing lasts forever huh?” Your boot rested on his leg, and you pushed back removing your knife from his abdomen.
Immediately, an arm wrapped around your neck locking you into place.
Dabi began to run to you, the blue flame escaping his hands once again , and Toga flipped her knife in her hands as she stalked over to you.
You struggled, gasping for air against the figure, and with your best ability elbowed him in his chest. He groaned but kept you in place, until you swept his right foot and pushed him into the opposite wall.
“Everyone here is fucking annoying.” You took a step back and glanced at the figure struggling, leaning against the wall. You pushed a hand out and stopped Dabi and Toga from coming closer, and smiled wide at them with your eyes narrow.
“Did you know you're lifes a game?” You asked the man, his eyes wide, his breathing heavy and staggered.
You threw the knife into the air and as it spun the male watched it. You caught it in your right hand, and wasted no time to throw it at the figure.
It lodged right into absodemn and he toppled over.
“Can we go home? This is kinda boring.” You groaned at Dabi, who stared at you with wide eyes. Toga begged for the knife while jumping up and down and you compiled once again.
“You’re a fucking madman.”
#dabi#dabi x reader#toga#toga x reader#himiko#himiko x reader#toga himiko#toga himiko x reader#mr compress#mr compress x reader#shigaraki#shigaraki x reader#tomura#tomura x reader#shigaraki tomura#shigaraki tomura x reader#mha#platonic league of villains#platonic#Platonic! League of Villains x Teen! reader#bnha x reader#bnha#mha x reader#badass reader#mha x badass reader#teen reader#fuckk
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GWAINCELOT ESSAY THREE???
[commentary voice] ah yes and this gwaincelot essay.... which turned into a fic was inspired by @nextstopparis and @little-ligi
GWAINE TEACHING LANCELOT HOW TO READ. and thats how they actually CONFESS.
imagine gwaine seeing lancelot trip up reading leon’s plan for the day, seeing him trying to understand it. and gwaines, hes a little in love. Hes. Hes a little hit with feelings for this Noble (tm) knight. So OF COURSE he CANT EMOTION and he tries to show his affection for lancelot without yknow being in ‘loVE’
he comes over with his swishy hair and bantery tone like “oooOhHh LANCELOT! Lancey! Hey! Hello! Can’t read leon’s goddamn awful handwriting huh?”
And Lancelots embarrassed and flushes red and gwaine thinks hes Fucked Up (and he really doesn’t want to fuck this up, this is the first time he’s actually felt emotions this deep for someone) and tries to fix it panickedly, like the Anxiety Clown He Is.
He keeps on saying sorry and apologising, and Lancelot, the EVER CALM KNIGHT GUY, goes “it’s fine, it’s okay. It’s nothing to do with you...” and then he hesitates. He HESITATES. “....it’s just that...” and then he BITES HIS LIP and gwaine thinks he might just faint there and then, “...i cant read.”
and now it hits him, gwaine, gwaine, who thought literacy was something trash and something he didn’t really need, realises how important it is. and so, yknow because hes kind of wrapped in those Emotions (tm), he pulls lancelot’s sleeve after practice, when they’re alone in the changing room. (and if lancelot wasn’t so tired and miserable, he would have easily seen gwaine BLUSH)
And he, shyly asks if lancelot wouldnt mind being tutored by him.
Now Lancelot is OVERJOYED, and he’s borderline CRYING because lancelot, poor old village boy lancelot who’d been kicked out of the knights of camelot, and had to become a MERCENARY and fight for masters who didn’t care for him, has NEVER HAD someone literally CARE about him so much. (Apart from Merlin. He loves merlin <3)
so now imagine lancelot waking up an hour early the next morning, and showing up into gwaine’s room. He knows gwaine literally doesnt sleep with a lock, so he just barges in, and starts shaking gwaine.
Now GWAINE sleeps like a Log (had so much shit going on irl, time to sleep it away) and when he opens his bleary eyes, seeing lancelot in one of his stupid v neck shirts over him, hes like “....h...helo??”
and lancelot’s all like. “We- werent YOU gonna give me reading lessons.” And gwaine nods, yawning (and in that moment lancelot thinks gwaine looks unimaginably cute, so cute that he wants to literally ruffle gwaine’s hair and run his hands through how silky and brown it is.)
THEN gwaine pulls on the dont care-ish mask, and makes his arms into a pillow under his head, as he leans against the wall behind his bed, in some kind of somewhat???flirty??? manner??? [i dont...i dont know what hes trying to do. On the other hand! Not does Lancelot :) ]
Lancelot, does not realise this is gwaine’s poor attempt at flirting - since he’s seen gwaine ACTUALLY flirting and this is like. Nothing. And its also poorly executed. Which is NOTHING like gwaine.
So he pulls gwaine’s arm, and half hauls him out of bed.
As gwaine’s head crashes into lancelot’s stomach, he can smell lancelot’s clothes. They smell of flowers, and cotton and everything so natural and gwaine, who literally smells of wine, and wood and Tavern. (And aftershave, or the 500AD equivalent)
[see here, see im trying to bring themes of dionysis okay. OkayyyyyyyyY. yours truly likes looking at greek mythology. And both these two complete dionysis]
Gwaine, in his sleepy stupor, nestles his head on Lancelot’s hip, who gives a sigh and stands there. One hand clutching gwaine’s, leaving the other free.....
....to rake through his soft, flowy brown hair. And twirl his fingers through its waves, and Gwaine cuddles in further.
And since Lancelot left the door open, Leon (the other bitch who wakes up at 4am to do idk nothing) sees them two...like that, illuminated by the SUNLIGHT behind them, and smiles a little.
And then he trips over the stairs, the moment is lost.
Gwaine and Lancelot pull away at the same time, and gwaine’s face turns back to “ha ha im a Jerk (tm)” and if he wasnt too busy trying to hide how flustered he was, he’d see Lancelot looking at him the way he used to look at GWEN.
They both blink and look at each other, understandingly, neither of them to speak of this again.
And then Gwaine drags himself out of bed, and Lancelot raises his eyebrows as he watches him (totally not checking him out) haul out a book from his cupboard.
Gwaine’s too sleepy for this, he keeps yawning and rubbing his eyes (looking like a cat, Lancelot notes) and Lancelot takes a deep breath, his eyes understanding.
“We don’t have to do this if you don’t want to.”
“Lancelot, I love..” he bites his tongue, cursing his half asleep mind “..doing this, and love hanging out with you...I just cant stay up this early.”
Reading lessons, from now on, are at 1:30am-whenever Gwaine and Lancelot stop rambling about Odysseus and Circe and Telemachus
[i dont know any other ancient books apart from like. Ancient greek/Roman ones. So i guess. Its not historically accurate,,,,BUUIT this is a fanfic for a pair who had like no scenes together SO i think i can take some ✨creative liberties✨]
Lancelot has heard of the journey of Aneas from travelling bards, singing songs in his native old english. Gwaine’s eyes are quick at latin, and he learnt the flaws of Romulus and Remus in his pure latin. Gwaine’s a good teacher, and lancelot is a quick study, and it’s not long before they’re arguing over which Goddess caused the most harm in the Illiad.
Gwaine’s never met someone who he could reveal that he loved reading to, he loved doing.
Lancelot’s never met someone who he could tell he couldn’t read, and ask if they could teach him, love learning.
They make it work.
The other knights notice, of course they notice. Percival notices how Lancelot stumbles into the Gwaine’s room at night, bright eyed. Elyan notices Lancelot and Gwaine’s voices from Gwaine’s room opposite him; sometimes slow, Gwaine speaking slowly and Lancelot following; sometimes heated and passionate.
(They’re arguing. They’re arguing about how to pronounce Minerva)
Merlin finds the two, in the early hours of the morning - when the birds are figuring what song they sing today - on Gwaine’s bed.
Gwaine leaned against the bedframe, his trousered legs splayed over the sheets. Loosely braided, long brown hair fell over his closed eyelids, his mouth in a small smile.
And Merlin follows his arm draped over Lancelot, snuggled beside him, his head on his broad shoulder, every breath of wind pushing against curly black hair, making it almost /bounce/. His eyes are covered by the other man’s hair, and he looks...content. More content than Merlin has ever seen him.
He slips out as quietly as he came in, and smirks, hes gotta tell arthur they finally got their shit together oh GOD
Its no surprise to anyone but them, when Arthur pulls Lancelot out of training, and into his chambers.
“I’m glad you’ve found someone Lancelot.” He starts, his face geniune, his voice giving away hints of relief. (He thought he was never going to see his knight smile again after all the ordeals that had happened to him)
“Oh...” Lancelot’s heart sinks, “...how did you find out, Sire?”
Arthur blinks, taking in the change of mood in Lancelot, maybe it wasn’t anything important, maybe they were trying to keep it casual, hell they didnt want the king knowing.
“I- uh, I just noticed...” Goddamnit Merlin, and Goddamn his need to tell him everything he saw. (Merlin had advised him not to do this, as they sat on his bed after a long night. This was really his fault.)
Lancelot pales, and he places his hands down on the table beside him, palms slapping stone as he did so.
“Well, I guess I should tell you the whole truth then,” his voice is quiet, and Arthur steps closer, “Sire I am not of Noble birth, and was born in a village - as you know.”
Arthur nods, his arms crossed, but his Kingly Bravado fell away at the sight of his knight, and one of his closest friends, being this vulnerable.
“Yes I know, but what does this ha-“
“And we children in the village we-“ he falters, “-we were never taught to read.”
“Yes, no I understand, I-“ he pauses, Lancelot’s words hitting him a bit too late, this was about literacy?
This, this whole conversation was about literacy?
Not being gay?
Merlin was going to have a field day
“Sire?”
“I understand Lancelot, and is this why you feel a little out of place with the other knights?” He carries it on, with a smile, he has a few questions to ask merlin.
“Yes, and that’s why I asked Gwaine to tutor me from time to time, although, the sessions carry through late into the night, which may have been affecting my performance at practice. I’ll have you know that this is a temporary th-“
“It’s fine Lancelot,” Arthur places a hand on his shoulder, “You are still exceptional at practice,”
“Thank you Sire,” Lancelot twinkles.
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“Theyre, theyre not together?” Merlin cant stop laughing, tears streaming down his face, “theyre not TOGETHER?? oh my God arthur what did you DO”
They sit together on Arthur’s bed, drinking wine from stemless cups together, with Arthur recounting the events of the day; red faced.
“I mean, it was your idea Merlin.”
“I just saw them, and I assumed...I didnt...I didnt think youd ASK them.”
“What do you think I’d do then?? Let them be on their merry way.”
“Yes!”
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“Do you like me?” Gwaine asks, unexpectedly, one night, the moon vibrant against the loud sea.
“You’re...tolerable...” Lancelot says, a smile tugging at his lips, as the silver moonlight falls against his hair, a halo around him.
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The knights give them the look every morning, as the two of them stumbled out of the same room, more frequently than ever.
Sometimes Lancelot would throw on Gwaine’s shirt, when he’d crumpled his own beyond repair. Sometimes Gwaine would put some of Lancelot’s hair oil on, when his hair was frizzy.
They gave each other knowing looks when Gwaine and Lancelot started whispering and giggling like a bunch of schoolgirls.
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And then Stupid gwaine had to go get fucking stabbed, and their delicate dance was like trying to waltz through a minefield.
Lancelot clutches onto Gwaine’s arm as Merlin feels his forehead with shaking hands.
“He’s burning up.”
“Infection...?” Lancelot sounds broken, and nods, fumbling with his pack to find some bandages.
It was just a simple quest; a save the day, get the girl, do various harmless shenanigans type of quest.
He’d half expected Gwaine to get the girl, and he cant help but give out a half choked laugh. Gwaine had no idea what hit him when she turned out to be the evil one all along.
He tries to forget that Gwaine showed no interest in her, he tries to forget that Gwaine’s been less frequent at the Tavern, he tries to forget that he hasn’t seen Gwaine with anyone since months now.
Gwaine, his beautiful Gwaine was lying on his lap, hot red blood rushing from his side, staining his polished chainmail with dark, sticky blood.
He’s been out for nearly an hour now, and Lancelot remembers carrying him, through the entire forest, forgetting his sword and his helmet and just grabbing Gwaine and getting the shit out of there.
Gwaine’s lack of self preservation was really rubbing off on Lancelot nowadays.
Merlin watches as Lancelot holds back tears, his own eyes stinging. Gwaine can’t die like this, he can’t die like this....
“hælan beorn adl”
Merlin’s eyes flashed gold, and Lancelot could feel warmth coming back into the fingers he was grabbing.
He was coming back.
And then the weight of everything hits him.
He was in Fucking Love.
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“Hey.” Gwaine’s voice is rough from disuse, but Lancelot nearly sobs when he hears the voice.
“Don’t fucking do that to me again, amor meus.” He puts his head down on Gwaine’s chest; finding the hammering of his heart calming.
He shimmies onto Merlin’s bed, which Gwaine had been lying in for the past few days.
“Did you mean, ami meus?” Gwaine sounds tired, too tired to be awake.
“Huh? Did i say something else?” Lancelot decides to play dumb, a sparkle in his eyes,
“I thought I heard amor meus,” Gwaine pushes his nose into Lancelot’s hair, taking in the wonderful smell of coconut.
“Well then, at least your hearing’s okay, amor meus.”
Gwaine gulped, and was sure Lancelot could hear his loud swallow.
“Lancelot, I hope this isnt a big joke with me teachin you latin and all,” Gwaine’s voice is a little wobbly from the slee deprivation and the magic and the pain numbers, “because I’ll have you know that I really love you, and I cant go on like this any longer,”
“Its okay Gwaine, I learnt latin from the man I love, of course it’s not a joke.”
“The man you love? Who’s tha-“
Realisation hits him like a brick.
Oh.
Oh.
“Me?” His voice cracks, and Lancelot looks up, a smirk on his face.
“Of course dumbass.”
“Like I’m meant to know that,” Gwaine tries to keep his dont care-ish aura, but they both know he’s too exhausted to keep that up.
“mmm?”
Gwaine kisses him on the nose, and he wraps himself around him.
And thats how Merlin finds them later that day, eyes blinking as he stood there.
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“I’m glad you’ve found someone, Lancelot.” Arthur coughs.
“Is that what that whole talk was about???”
“Answer the question.” His words sound harsh, but he’s barely hiding a smile.
“I’m glad too, I’m Glad I found Gwaine too.” Lancelot blushes, turning to gwaine.
“Why are you asking anyway, Princess?”
“Oh just, making sure this time.”
#shit this turned into a fic#im sorry#uhh#gwainecelot#gwaine#lancelot#gwaine x Lancelot#gwaine/lancelot#i should post this onto ao3#but like. fix it up first#fun times#first tumblr fic yall#im growing!!!#IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE AN ESSAY WHAT IS THIS#gwaincelot#im SO sorry
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im definitely not ripping off my friend by making a list of au ideas i have no siree //gonna slap this under a readmore cause i. well i say a lot. all of the time. i tried so hard to format this Good but tumblr fucked me up i am so sorry
so first-off i know i already have one WIP AU (Auckland) on ao3 so i wont talk about That one cause like. spoilers. i actualyl have it like 80% created so its likely gonna truly get finished for once and i dont wanna ruin shit
the other one ive posted about is something me and ben (catgirlrepublic) have worked on together its not at all close to done or anything but it's. a fun little crossover. Between jdate and my fuckinuhm. Original characters story “Untitled Villains Project”. the sketches of the comic version ive started is actually my pinned post 👉👈 its like the first chunk of the story, i think half of part 1? yea.
Tldr john fucking Somehow is able t oget into contact with a certain curious scientist from another reality who’d just love to study the Soy Sauce, most certainly not for her own nefarious purposes
John and Dave meet up with the scientist, her name is Boss, and her lab assistant, Toxic, and after a bit of a preliminary Vibe Check where john determines her trustworthy (which Dave doesnt agree with,) the two agree to be taken to the world UVP is set in. from there they stay in Boss’s lab (big old fucking abandoned military lab). John and Toxic are fast friends due to mutual love-of-chaos. John n Dave get to fuckin, camp out on an air mattress.
The day after they arrive, the two get split up, not exactly intentionally; big plot points of UVP are liek. Fueled by Boss sending Toxic to go fetch her “research materials,” which are usually important artifacts
Fuckin side note i guess i have to explain my dumb bullshit: Boss’s, uh, field of expertise so to speak is actually fckin, basically the scientific study of magic and superpowers n shit like that. This shit’s all real in that world. Toxic’s got fuckin superpowers, so do 4 other main characters, whatever. It’s got a bit to do with spirituality, iss Boss’s hypothesis. So she has Toxic fetch important artifacts that might have “energies” to them. The thing is actually way more fuckin complictated than that, this is just Boss’s initial hypothesis.
Motherfucking anyways. So Boss gives Toxic a job to do, and John get excited about how Cool that sounds, and ends up going with Toxic, leaving Boss and Dave alone. Neither is thrilled about this. But Dave and Boss get to have a bit of conversation (while Toxic and John are off bonding and having a good time) and come to a… mutual grudging understanding of some kind. They still dont like each other though lmao
Theres gonna be deeper shit going on but we havent sorted it out yet/tbh havent like Written For It in a while but i still like thinking about it a lot lol
Also pretty sure our endgame is john and dave steal toxic and bring them back with em lmao boss is kind of not nice and toxic would most certainly be better off in Undisclosed. Actually theyd fucking love it. Theyd become a local cryptid im sure. Undisclosed’s mothman is a teleporting spike baby.
I have. Another crossover AU that i might. Post something about for halloween? Maybe? If i have it finished?
Crosses over into, you guessed it, another one of my original-character projects. God, am i vain or something?
I promise this is just because i think blue and dave should get to team up to beat up some monsters
Quick briefing on my fuckinuh. Original character story, this one doesnt have a name (yet? Idk lol my work never actually goes anywhere sso who gives a shit). It centers around two grim reapers, Red (26, bi woman) and Blue (22, aroace agender asshole). In this reality or whatever, grim reapers function kind of like low-level office workers. They get told who’s going to die + when by some middle-management types, and upper management only involve themselves when punishment needs to be doled out. These Higher-Ups can be seen as analogous to Korrok; they’re decidedly not human, never were, and fucking terrifyingly powerful. Additionally, grim reapers are sort of .. designed to be “background noise” people. In reality theyre supernatural beings and, uh, look Real Fuckin Weird (the whole deal has a neon aesthetic im terrible at drawing uwu) but most humans just perceive them like extras in a movie. A body’s there but the camera’s not focused on it.
To the narrative: the shit starts when Red n Blue get relocated to Undisclosed. Relocation is something that just happens every now and then to reapers; they usually work in teams, but they get split up into different cities to avoid any strong bonds forming (a counter-union strategy from the Higher-Ups).
Red, Blue, John and Dave end up running into each other for the first time in a McDonalds where John n Dave are getting some 4am “hey, we just survived another horrific monster fight” celebration burgers. John and Dave are the only two people who can see how… strange Red and Blue are. Nobody else notices.
John unintentionally pisses Blue off, leading to Blue whacking him upside the head with a dildo bat. They all four get kicked out of McDonald’s. Dave and Red both are less than thrilled
Blue and John end up resolving their differences, somehow. Red and Dave briefly bond over their dumbass best friends being, well, dumbasses. They all part ways amicably.
somehow-or-other (idk yet) they end up running into each other a few more times, and eventually john invites them over to his place, and the four (plus Amy now!) get to know each other a little better
while there, Blue gets a text about some guy who's gonna die and John offers to drive them to where that's gonna go down. they take him up on the offer and get to have a bit of one-on-one conversation
after that ordeal though Blue has had Enough of people and bails, leaving John to head home alone
theres a sort of mirror-development going on with the five of em. Red, John, and Amy would all like everyone to get along, though theyre a bit tentative about it (John moreso than the other two, actually, jsut cause. well Red n Blue could still be Sauce Monsters). Dave and Blue on the other hand do Not like people enough for this shit, and Dave's not unconvinced theyre Sauce Monsters. he will not trust them until proven he should
the story's kinda nebulous but i got an idea for some Shit going down that involves both Sauce Monsters and also the Higher-Ups to have some fuckin absolute chaos go down.
Oops! All Trans
Everybody is transgender. Everyone
Ive actually workshopped this one both with ben (catgirlrepublic) and ghost (ghost-wannabe) lmao its a fun lil concept ive had from the get-go cause i mean. What’s an internet tran gonna do other than hit all their favourite media with the Everyone’s Trans beam
Dave transitioned post-high school and faked his death for it. People go missing in Undisclosed all the damned time, after all. He moved to the next city over, transitioned fully, then came back as a completely new man. Yes i know this doesnt exactly fit with the “everyone knows David from high school” thing alright, hush.
Anytime anyone brings up John’s old best friend (pre-transition Dave) John throws an entire fit like an overdramatic grieving widow. Full-on sobbing “why would you bring her up?! I miss her so much—” to the point that people just stop bringing up because Jesus Christ That Sure Is Uncomfortable KJHGFDS.
This is a scheme he and Dave came up with prior to Dave leaving, though Dave hadnt exactly anticipated John putting on this much of a performance about it— but it’s stopped Dave from ever having tto hear his deadname again, so hey.
Amy transitioned sometime in middle school/early high school. Her family was super supportive and loved her a ton and most people just know her as Amy. she was super shy her whole life really so. Yeah. people just dont think to bring it up lmao also i Feel Like big jim would absolutely wallop anyone who gave her trouble of any kind
John’s nonbinary (genderfluid specifically) and not exactly Interested in transitioning ? like hes fine with how he is. mostly.
he came out to Dave in high school but hes not out to anyone else exactly. Maybe his bandmates. Probably any other trans person in Undisclosed knows, too, cause theyre safe to tell lmao. Johns mostly a “he/him out of convenience” kinda nb who’s cool with any pronouns but does prefer they/them most. Dave and Amy use they/them when the trio are alone
Also this is a totally self-indulgent caveat that i think would be great, Dave’s actually agender but because he's transmasc and transitioned when he thought there were really only two options, and being Boy at least felt less weird than being Girl, he just kind of assumed he was a dude. It’s only through a lot of (like fucking years and years hes probably in his 30s/40s when he puts 2 and 2 together on this one) talks about gender with John that he realizes he actually feels like No Gender. Masc aesthetic with none gender.
I Just Think It’d Be Neat Is All Okay
Also Amy came out to Dave about being trans early on in them seeing each other and his response was to get very nervous before blurting out “me too” and then just being too embarrassed to talk about it for the rest of the day. Hes got a lot of hangups on talking about it actually it takes years for him to get comfortable in that
by contrast when Amy comes out to John about it his response is to yell “EYYY ME TOO” and give her a big ol hug lmao
I think itd be neatt if Amy ran a like. Transfem help/advice blog on tumblr. Kind of helped-with by John who can give her transfem nb insight for certain asks. I also just think that would be neat.
Cowboy AU - i put this one last cause its got drawings to it actually. Theyll be at the bottom
Basically just. Hey you ever watched a western. I think they look neat
This is another one me n ben have come up with lol
The soy sauce and all that shit still exist, im not sure where korrok fits in yet but ill figure it out
Theres no real like solid narrative yet ? but heres the barebones of everybody’s arcs.
John
Johns an absolute troublemaker, Of Course. Hes wanted in several towns for absolutely stupid shit. Hes a loner who shows up, causes chaos, gets drunk, does some drugs, runs away if people get too mad at him
He definitely had the same kind of deal with the soy sauce as in canon— he was at some kind of party, somebody offered it, he took it cause why the fuck wouldnt he, now he can see monsters and shit
Hes kind of a mooch also. Like. dont let him stay in your barn man he’ll never fucking leave and drink all your booze.
He runs into Dave when they happen to just, cross paths in the same town. the bullshit John stirs up ends up involving Dave in a way that makes it seem like it's his fault too, and they both get run out of town
after that he just tags along after Dave. hes decided this guy's Cool he wants to stick around. Dave is pissed at first, but not enough to shoot him or anything, and eventually, John grows on him
Dave
Dave also is a loner but unlike John hes simply so fucking awkward and bad with people. He doesnt feel like he belongs anywhere so he just travels
He’s the stereotypical Lone Ranger tbh. He wanders from town to town, solving their problems, though hed deny its out of any moral obligation (it kinda is, a little bit, tbh. He does like feeling useful). He shows up, fixes things, leaves. He's kind of a legend but most people think he's hiding something dark. other people jsut know him as that guy who farted real loud in the middle of the saloon and promptly skipped town out of sheer embarrassment. you know how it goes with Dave
He ends up involved with the Soy Sauce when a snake (not Actually a snake,) bites him. The snake’s more like the wig-monsters, really. Anyway, it injects him with the soy sauce, he fucking trips balls in the middle of the desert, he can see monsters now
He runs into John and shit goes tits-up, as said, but they become traveling buddies after that. he'd never say so, but he's glad for the company, actually. it's nice. hes not used to companionship but he feels a strange kind of easiness hanging out with John....
not sure how the Monster Dave concept will like fit in to this reality but like. trust me i want it in here. I'll Figure It Out.
Amy
Amy’s been living in a town John and Dave end up passing through and she is very curious about these two new Handsome Strangers who claim to fight monsters and just kinda. Persistently tags along til they let her join for real
Her family’s all dead, unfortunately, just like in canon, and she’s been living alone for a few years before meeting John n Dave. she had nothing left in that town to stay for, she'd been fantasizing about escaping on wild adventures for a long time and this felt a little like a dream come true. (Dave still gives her a spiel about how Difficult it is, but really, her fantasies were pretty grounded-in-reality already. i jsut think thats how she is, yknow?)
Shes the first person to react to the whole “we see monsters” shit with a kind of “oh, okay. neat” kind of response lmao
John and Dave fix whatever the fuck is up with her town (maybe that’s where the Korrok shit can fit, who knows) and Amy ends up being integral to that. After, she insists they take her with them because “they need her now” and Dave just cant really say no. John too is very much "the more the merrier!" and hes actually glad to have another person along he loves people lmao
At the start she has long hair but after she joins them she chops it short with a knife for convenience
also she still is an amputee. justt. idk. it was a wagon/stagecoach accident rather than a car accident lmao. just to clarify since i hadnt mentioned it, i wouldnt rob her of her ghost hand or yknow. all of the significance to her character that Missing A Hand has. although also now im going to have to research what was used as painkillers way-back-when, but im betting shes still got, like, her pain pills, they probably had those, maybe i wouldnt have to try too hard there. old timey medicine could be WACK though,
Shitload
Yeah hes in tthis shit mostly cause i liked designing his cowboy self lmao
Hes a kid (like 16, 17, technically i think in those days that was more Young Man than Kid but whatever. Hes Young i mean.) who got possessed by the Worms out in the desert and, by his family’s perception, just went missing!
Hes also a wanderer, but he ended up at the same town john and dave met in, at that same time, and starts following them after, already aware of who/what they are.
He keeps his face covered 24/7. actually he covers a Majority of his self for reasons. kinda want him to be a slightly more horrifying Worm Entity rather than human idk,
I kinda dont have much for this boy yet sorry Shitload
images !
with some editing notes for me cause im doing a very specific aesthetic with this lmao. i might change some lil details/colours though ...... idk
im also kinda 🤔 about shitload's colour palette. i want things assoicated w the sauce to be black'n'red predominantly but i think his palette might mirror dave's too closely. also im working on a korrok design i jsut am too busy to draw it now
#jdate#john dies at the end#aus#erh. tthe hell do i tag this as#rambles.txt#long post#well let me know if youd wanna hear more or. or something#send an ask. or whatever#yaknow#:jazz hands:
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so i watched cobra kai all in two days and i have so many -
this show has so many cool and smart angles to it, but the same time.... its so stupid oh my god everyone is so dumb literally mr miyagi held all of the braincells in this whole universe
like i am but at the same time i am not surprised it was made like this, bc in hindsight of course there were hordes of ppl simping over johnny lawrence .... but it still amuses me that this is like... an Actual Official Thing
ok this will get long so cut it is
how much fun this cast has is super visible and i love it
i rly enjoy how the world was expanded ! i did grow up watching the karate kid movies, so watching how they progressed the world of the movies so organically was pretty cool. it rly feels like its the same universe
i fucking LOVE stories that are largely about a Thing. dancing ,skating, sports its just so thrilling to experience this all consuming relationship people can have with this type of activity? and martial arts are just that much more intense, so yeah, grown ass men kicking each other around at the lightest provocation and a war veteran caring so much abt teen karate is Ridiculous.... but i love it all because thats the intensity i find so thrilling
was kinda surprised with how much im missing mr. miyagi. first because, like everyone is so unhinged jesus christo, it just really throws into relief how much his character grounded the narrative of the movies. but also hes just a really great character
and on that note it rly Gets Me that the show itself aknowledges that and plays that into daniels angst and all the little ways they sorta weave myiagisms into the whole show........ im not getting emotional over this dumb karate dads show OK
related - i really miss hearing ‘daniel-san’ 🥺🥺
ACE DEGENERATE oh god oh no
they really went down the down and out johnny lawrence route huh. like i was always kinda bummed we see kreese choking him and then we never see him again in the movies, and while i love dumpster fire problematic trash himbo ck johnny, its like......................... actually really sad that his life turned out like this fjngn
everytime i hear ‘babes’ and ‘pussy’ i die a little inside. i know thats the point but i am a v cringe easy person, have mercy (ehe)
loved the way they are constantly drawing parallels between johnny and mr. myiagi of all people. hes the handy man of his building that has a bullied kid asking for help and eventually steps up to teach them karate, beats up a bunch of bullies for him, creates a friendship with said kid, estranged from family, drinks his sorrows away, surprisingly one of the least quick to anger characters (which says more about everyone else really but.... Well.), no schemes or ulterior motives hes just tryna vibe here.... oh and ofc magically heals miguel of is asthma apparently. the true disciple.. meanwhile daniel is his usual messy petty self even tho he wants to be mr myiagi so bad
also interesting about that is how miguels character is a parallel of both johnny and daniel at the same time
overall the parallels in ck are done really well, drawing comparisons and also subverting them constantly. theyre well thought out
THE PARALELOGRAMS
fr tho, the angle being explicitly the cycle of trauma and its effects and how trumatized adults in turn traumatize kids, maliciously or not, is so interesting
but! on the flip side of that, it feels like the writers are getting in their own way @ letting the characters grow. especially this last season. theres only so many times you can do "johnny and daniel are getting along but 5mins later they are (literally) fighting over some dumbass random issue" or "johnny puts in 20% of effort with robby and then gives up" before it gets on your nerves yknow?
i see daniel no longer talks like macchio ingested 15 shots of espresso before every take and idk how to feel about that tbh
interesting tension in daniel, as in, in tkk mr miyagi was there and daniel was frankly, kind of a lil shit, this messy petty spitfire hot tempered sassy kid,(johnny lawrence voice: just... stop being so annoying) but now hes the adult, and he wants to be mr. miyagi... but hes just not, and never will be to his very core and it shakes him and in a way hes trying to find who he is now that he sees himself in a position to be a not! cobra kai figure. i kinda really like that
plus how that relates to his cobra kai trauma. idk if the writers thought abt it Like That, i think so, but in any case, its interesting bc it seems like daniel has told everyone whod listen about johnny lawrence his Pretty Boy Karate Rival and high school and 84 cobra kai... But. no one seems to know what went on in 85 (or 86? idk) which was just so much worse
like ye og cobras were shitheads, but tkk iii is just two hours of daniel being emotionally and physically tortured.
like, the third movie is.............chaotic, to put it nicely, and many people ignore it, but the writers clearly didnt. daniels actions are, in a way, responding so much more to the events of tkk iii than to the first movie ie. johnny himself, AND. daniel doesnt rly seem to have dealt with that trauma? he never told sam? doesnt feel like hes ever told amanda? he doesnt even say terrys name out loud? freaks Out over kreese ? the way he reacts to robbys deceit? his FACE when he walks past the new "fear does not exist in this dojo" paint or kreeses photo? hmMm i sense Pain
his fashion tho........... disappointing. where are the flower shirts daniel huh we had one (1) shirt what a tragedy STOP WEARING SUITS ALL THE TIME . also the band ts/grunge bi are a look for johnny but part of me longs for the preppy lovable 80s bully chic johnny lawrence getups
weird that they never used that last moment of karate kid where johnny kinda... snaps out of his anger and hands daniel the trophy almost in tears. like “youre alright larusso, good match” “thanks a lot” that being their last direct interection seems like itd be perfect fruit for cobra kai but... they just dont. weird.
especially when, the FIRST SCENE they see each other, suposedly in 30+ years, the first thing to come out of daniels mouth is QUOTE "u still got those golden locks huh?" WHO SAYS SHIT LIKE THAT DANIEL FUCKING SAN
also amandas immediate reaction "your pretty boy rival?" like. can we talk about the fact that daniel had to have imparted to his wife the very important information that his high school bully/karate rival was like Really Cute and Fucking Hot Actually
the writers Knew exactly what they were doing and honestly.............. power to them
tkk director voice: and billy was just so cute
also I was thinking that daniel sounded strangely fond in that first scene, and i wonder if he developed a weird affection for johnny on the grounds that of all of his Karate Rivals johnny was actually the only one who didn’t actively tried to literally kill him
i was actually delightedly surprised with how great the chemistry between them is, like from the get go i am Invested. their rl friendship totally bleeds through and its fantastic
. granted, idiots enemies to lovers friends is my Thing so i am biased
johnny lawrence: i am down in the dumps, i fucked up my whole life and my sons probably, largely in light of the trauma that the father figure sensei and the philosophy of my karate inflicted on me and all my friends. u know what i should do, as a traumatized, unreliable mess of an adult? teach that same philosophy to some other kids! what could go wrong!
but really i enjoy the setup of it. i kinda like that i watched it late because, season 1 was johnny setting himself up for failure in a way and it was exciting to watch it all go to shit sjfn
Like. his heart might be in the right place, but theres just.... not a way to teach something like ‘strike hard, no mercy’ and not have it fuck up a kid
case and point: aisha, miguel and hawk become annoying as all hell over that bullshit in the end of s1, even before shit gets truly fucked up
billys subtle panicked eyes when he sees hawk and miguel fighting dirty in the all valley was SO GOOD especially in parallel with the panic that is so visible in his face in the movie when kreese tells bobby to injure daniel and in the sweep the leg scene
seen people question wether kreese should have returned and i absolutely think he needed to. johnny needed to realize that cobra kais fundamentals are flawed, at the root, beyond kreese himself being a toxic piece of shit
also who are we kidding? we are here to see the tkk characters play on new playgrounds!
i get what they're doing abt kreeses backstory, ( also. cobra kai. pq eles caem nas cobras djjs sorry) but did it need to take up that much time? feels like they couldve done it in half the run time and developed some other stories better
martin kove has such an evil eye. i love it
love that we get a good follow up to kreese breaks johnnys trophy and tries to CHOKE HIM in the parking lot, which happened in the movie and then....................... was never mentioned again
“the gang is all back together again” aaaa u piece of SHIT
also. terry silver is definetely appearing ha ha ha PAIN i cant wait
seen ppl say kreese was too much of a cartoon villain like..........................oh......... sweetie........... u dont even Know
interested how johnny will fit into that bc kreese was simping rly hard for johnny here. like i did not expect him to be so adamant to have him with cobra kai ... under his control, sure, but he really wants johnny by his side despite already having control of the dojo and how will terry silver self appointed jon kreeses forever simp going to feel abt that?
like bitchs dropping by every episode like ‘joooooohnny ..... come bacc to me joooonny......... this ur last warning! for real this time johnny! i wont say it again! watch me ! im leaving johnny! im rly leaving ! im dragging a chair” and johnny is just like. dont let the door hit ya bitch it was so funny pls
and on that subject oof, johnny! doesnt! Know! he doesnt get that side of daniels cobra kai trauma. and i kind of.............. cannot wait for ck 2021 johnny lawrence to meet terry silver like. what a shit show i need a front row seat and popcorn (imagine terry tries some greasy charm and johnny just roundhouse kicks him in the teeth bc he just doest Not Have the Patience for This. glorious)
feels like we, as a society, should acknowledge that cobra kai will never die................ bc their sense of design is just chefs kiss. their name is COBRA KAI. they have sexie sleeveless black gis. theyve sneks. colorful leather jackets with embroided naja insignia, the get ppl thru the aesthetics. evil geniuses
the flashback cuts : masterpiece behavior
the other takes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of the movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the differente angles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! of the FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE CLOSE UP ON JOHNNYS FACE AT THE KICK
that scene of daniel and johnny vibing to 80s music in the car. just. oh my god. the fan wish fullfilment. no thoughts head empty.
the new characters! theyre .... good. but. idk. i really like miguel (save for the annoying phase mid s1 - end s2) and amanda, who is a damn riot and has some functioning braincells, but everyone else is
like dont get me wrong, i dont hate anyone,its not a jane and rafael from jtv situation, and i am interested and invested in their arcs, but i wouldnt say i like Like them, as in, personality wise
like, sams grappling with ptsd was rly gutting and i enjoyed that plus her slight rage issues,
which nicely parallel torys rage issues. torys background is all over the place tho so im pretty on the fence abt her so far
robby deserves better in every way, and i like how smart and cunning and surprisingly sweet he is
hawk............... is there i guess,
demetri is annoying in the best way possible,
carmen is sweet but. i just feel like her character is blunted to make the johnny relationship easier. like when shes furious with him after miguels injury but then forgives him like an episode later? and then convinces him to fight for the tournament bc she had a karate epiphany off screen even tho she was always against it? meh. feels like with the plot thiccening she was swallowed and now shes like a crutch for johnny mora than anything, which is disappointing.
aisha was cool and im kinda mad she wasnt in s3, especially bc a storyline with her tory and sam was like RIGHT THERE , but also... cant say i was super super fond of her... doesnt feel like we ever spent enough time on her
moon the bi icon,
overall its a good cast but the main draw for me remains the og cast
the tory/sam miguel/robby Thing. enjoy how theyre Narrative Foils and i like how their stories were so dramatically entangled but oh god give me a break with the teenage love square for the love of god. if u gonna put us through that at least have the decency to not make it so straight
and honestly some sam/tory miguel/robby romantic tension would even make more sense. just saying!
also im not sure how i feel abt the cobra kai: red miyagi do: blue theyre going with since some of daniels most iconic looks in tkk are also red. like it was a color they (johnny and him) sorta shared. i get it, opposite but complementary but idk... a little too fire nation and water tribe for me .
and like the cobra kai kids are so funny abt it bc their outifts grow progressively more ridiculously coordinated. its like do they group chat every morning before leaving their houses?
robby still sticks out like that tho. he went thru an athleisure/daniel san tsleeves phase and now hes back in the bandts grunge, but his color scheme doesnt fully blend with the other cobra kais. hmmmm.
LOVED LOVED LOVED both the okinawa episode and the cobra kais easy rider episode just such good good heart aching fun
bobby is an icon. he was in tkk and he is now ck hope appears more and more
tommy is like the most iconic background character. all his lines, freaking gold then and now. sigh :(
the framing in the okinawa trip was so good everything was so good
i stand by the fact that kumiko was the love interest daniel had the most chemistry with and shes is overall such a joy to watch, loved to see her again, idola, fashion icon
also tkk ii is good u guys are just mean
also really enjoyed chozens role in the episode, his evolution; i love that they introduced the pressure points (ty lee the blueprint) and! the honk + karate! cousins! absolutely iconic
when kumiko reads mr miyagis letters........ oh my god, my eyes FILLED with tears, it was so heart wrenching :(( tamlyns delivery was so emotional and lovely and its so obvious everyone involved in ck has so much love and respect for pat morita and mr miyagi as character, and i adore that it exists like this electric current through the show
when we were watching i told my sister i thought that ali would be miguels big shot surgeon and ngl i am so disappointed that didnt happen. hire me cobra kai writers
also the johnny ali daniel amanda chemistry? off the charts
AND the sassy retconning of daniel and alis breakup! LMAO ‘I HOPE U DIDNT TELL MR MIYAGI IT WAS MY FAULT’ HFDJJGNKFKSD
i am preeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetty sure back injuries dont work like that but oke
daniel and johnny are so good together whenever, like they never actually help the kids or get shit done and end up fighting anyway but its just so much fun when theyre hanging
JOHNNY LAWRENCE AND DANIEL LARUSSO FIGHTING TOGETHER
daniels “plan” on how to get robby to juvie was so stupid. literally were u TRYING to make him hate you. dumbass
parents at those hearing rly brave for ppl that did not do ANYTHING as their kids got involved in a karate gang war until now
“bullshit i heard u were the real bully!” i mightve screeched
this s3 ending was SO DRAMATIC omg
everyone is such a MESS go to THERAPY u unhinged motherfckers
also im sorry but uh. a richass neighborhood in california doesnt have some type of neighborhood watch? the larussos rly dont have any security at all? neighbors wont hear the sound of a damn karate brawl happening next door??? also wasnt tory all like ooo i cant go to juvie, my mom yada yada yet shes always running around town getting into fights even at the rich girls house she was kicked out of school for fighting?? ? ?? ?? ? ? ? ?? ? ? girl??
stop destroying the larussos house, its so pretty :((((
sam finding her center looking at mr miyagis picture... uwu maybe
robby yelling ‘U ARE WEAAK’@ johnny \as he is easily blocking him is like.... so funny and so sad to me. sweetheart.
also i know it was meant as ‘oh johnny pushes him and HURTS HIM’ but it just looks like robby runs himself into the lockers and IM SO SORRY I FEEL SO BAD BUT IT WAS SO FUNNY
i like that he and tory are the cobra kai kids now. we need ppl we care abt there to not revert to a good vs evil schtick, and this is the most engaging it could be... tho it hurts that these kids cant catch a break
ah yes "lets bet some real shit on the result of this teen karate tournament bc that is always a great idea" is BACK
so daniel saves johnny from kreese..... maybe johnny will save him from terry 🧐
and dojos unite ohohoho. lets SEE how that’ll work out
miguels face of Despair when the ck defectors and the md kids are bickering like 'this is never gonna work' : gold
also. Johnny Lawrence is gonna learn some myiagi-do karate AHAAHSJAKDFH
ive been waiting for this moment all my lifeeee oh lawrd
final thoughts! there are def things i hope the writers will improve on the next season, but i am very excited for it either way AND i feel like it has made me enjoy the movies even more and that is a win for a reboot/sequel to me!!
#m.#did i procrastinate watching this since it came out and only watched it now bc my sister nagged me to when i said we should#watch karate kid over the holidays?#and then binged the whole thing in two days??#mayhaps and what abt it#cobra kai#the karate kid#its funn#y bc like karate kid is a Childhood movie but i wouldnt say#it was like particularly special for me?#like i wasnt in a fandom or anything#but now.#i might be invested#maybe#talvez
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okay kind of obsessed with the body swap art tho. idk why i just like benrey getting to bully gordon with his own body, his own voice, and i like gordon trying to navigate whatever weird shit benrey’s got going on. gordon not being able to figure out or control whatever organs in benrey’s throat produce sweet voice so it’s just spewing whatever emotions he’s feeling at random (including Horny? uh oh. can’t hide that as easily as a surprise boner can you gordon?)
this ask kicked me into actually thinking about it and your brain is so huge. massive. i lost control
last night i was struggling to articulate thoughts for the body swap thing but this is kickstarting me. i. really love bodyswap stuff........(sighing) i am yet again having to confront the fact that i latched onto an embarrassing number of Things after having first read about them in [REDACTED]. truly hate being alive
so like......potions. you can get into a whole lot of weird stuff with potions. truly loving that darnolds 5-minute existence gives me an excuse to think of the stupidest horny potions scenarios
and why in the fuck wouldnt he have a bodyswap potion just chillin in his lab. why wouldnt benrey crack that bad boy open and take a sip while darnolds bitching at him "dont you touch any of those goddamn potions. im not gonna tell you which ones which so if you die, you die"
gordon claps benrey on the back afterwards like "well, thats a risk im perfectly happy for him to take" but uh oh you fucking buffoon. the touch is what activates it. and shit just starts spinning and schlorping in his mind and he nearly falls over clutching the lab bench next to him and when he cracks his eyes back open, hes........shorter. and everybodys asking if somebodys okay but that somebody isnt him and hes kind of miffed about that
and then gordons head turns and he sees Himself being steadied on his feet by tommy and darnold and hes like.......guys? guys. hello! and the sound of benreys voice coming out of him with that irritated and loud timbre makes everybody turn to face him........b/c that is so insanely weird coming from him
im like way into the idea of benreys, like, Eye Darkness Thing transferring to gordons face when their bodies are swapped, too. its just his malevolent energies manifesting physically no matter what body hes in
Wait god wait. Like. Benrey in Gordon's body and he gets horny for some reason and has to live Gordon's fucking pained life of the suit edging the hell outta him- Bc now Gordon can actually fucking jerk off for the the first time in days. No edging bullshit from the hev suit
benreys newfound appreciation for why gordons such a bitch all the time
RRRRRRRRRRR gordon able to go wild beating his meat that night finally but right before he does he stops because hes looking down at. 8)!
YES EXACTLY....... gordon freeman humbled by the sight of benreys huge meat. except its his meat now
at first he only feels mildly weird about jacking it when hes not even in his own body right now but hes been edged for days now and hes just thinking "if i can just get this out of the way now, ill be clear-headed for however fucking long im stuck in black mesa. maybe this is why ive been so goddamn stupid lately. yeah"
but then he gets some time and space to himself at long last and unzips and the shock of seeing benreys huge uncut dick instead of his own brings him back to reality like "?oh my god what the fuck am i doing"
embarrassment! guilt! but also hes still fuckin horny and eventually curiosity wins out. whats the harm, right. its not like he has to say anything about it. and gordon freeman is (mostly) heterosexual and hes never been this up close and personal with a foreskin before and hes just......curious. scientifically
maybe hes even.......locked himself inside one of the company restrooms while hes at it. just to make sure hes got privacy. and there is a mirror right there........ he was gonna just bust one out and leave as fast as he can but now hes curious
starts. thumbing the hem of his shirt under benreys vest. starts lifting it up experimentally just to see where all that hair leads. out of curiosity. and seeing the curve of benreys stomach peek out in the mirror makes him hiccup on sweet voice inadvertently
weirdly enough theres a part of him thats both relieved and disappointed that hes never seen that color before
he never envisioned that seeing benrey like this would be a turn-on but like......with that vest and that helmet on he just looks like some kind of fuckin roundish rectangle shape. but now gordons intimately familiar with how his body feels to move around in......what hes gotta look like underneath all that armor and ill-fitting work clothes......and the hornier he gets the stupider he gets
takes off the helmet.......just to test the waters. if somebody manages to bust in, thats not so weird to explain. and hes surprised by the shock of black hair he finds under there. he doesnt know what he was expecting....but honestly, benrey looks, like, kind of nice like that. more like a person
im slightly obsessed with the idea of benrey just not even registering as a Real Guy, physically, to gordon, one that he could possibly be attracted to, until hes out of his work uniform.......like hes more of an icon of a person than anything up until that point. pure signifier. no substance
like......you know......the equivalent of how benreys HL model registers to 99% of people watching the series. sure, thats not necessarily anything youd register as "hot", most likely, but then u peel that away and its like........Oh
the model is the icon and the representation of the icon is the real
and gordon runs a hand thru benreys hair and tries out one of those shitty little smirks benrey likes to use on him and the effect is.......dizzying. is that him? is that what benrey really looks like to him?? he feels fuckin salacious doing this
he can even.........get his face up close to the mirror and really look at those teeth
run his tongue over them experimentally.......feel their sharp edges.......and, no, theyre not sharp like a knife, but they are definitely pointy. and surprisingly well-kept......hes never seen benrey brush his teeth before but clearly he must. theyre so smooth and slick under his fingertips
and then he flushes and drops his hand b/c hes getting some weird fucking thoughts right now........but looking back up at himself in the mirror and seeing benreys face all wide-eyed and red makes the issue worse
oh, you really like seeing him look like that, dont you. and gordons pissed b/c this isnt even his fucking brain but its still whispering the exact same neurotic, self-defeating shit at him that hes trying very hard to tamp down
and then he starts getting a little crazier. taking off the vest. he can explain that, no problem. its just kind of hot. heavy. he needed a breather! its normal. just in here to splash some water on his face and cool down, nothing wrong with that. but that just makes benreys shirt all the easier to access.......and he tugs the hem of it just a little higher and looks at himself in the mirror and runs a thumb over the curve of his stomach, where the hair is thickest, and he shivers
gordon freeman is deeply normal and would never get off to the sight of a guy with arms the size of his head tentatively dragging the hem of his shirt up, just for gordon to look at him closer
hands shaking from nerves as he decides to loosen his tie and start unbuttoning and he sees more and more hair-dusted skin and muscle and fat and a thin sheen of sweat reveal itself
> i could see gordon trying to tense and flex the muscles a bit just because hes normal
HE IS, AND HE WOULD
he doesnt know when "being horny b/c hes been pent up and edged for days and he just needs to get his rocks off real quick so he can be normal again" turned into "being horny b/c the way benrey looks under his uniform is scary good to him" but if he thinks about that too hard hes gonna have a panic attack
tells himself that its all just because he hasnt been able to get off. thats why hes thinking this shit. hell stop thinking it once he nuts
> hey this is a quick aside but yknwo how he talks to himself in third person sometimes? what if he does and then kinda does a mental double take at how his name sounds coming out of benreys mouth, with his voice. ok thats it goodbye
oh ym god thats making me go insane. doing it by accident and then.........saying it again. on purpose. just to hear benreys voice doing it
getting one knee hitched up onto the sink and leaning forward with his arm braced against the mirror and his forehead leaning on his arm and tugging benreys dick (no, idiot, thats your dick right now, stop thinking about it) and tentatively groaning out his own name and it comes out so hoarse and desperate that it punches him straight in the gut (too bad, hes thinking about it, he cant not think about it, not with the way he looks and sounds right now)
> remember in the series when benrey called him gordon one (1) time and he noticed immediately and was like..i think thats the first time youve called me by my name.
he looks so fucked out and slutty in that mirror that it almost makes him pass out
eyes darting like hes trying to commit every single detail of how he looks right now to memory (b/c he is. he fucking is. he wants to make benrey look like this so fucking bad. just for him. wreck him and get him flushed and sweaty and panting and moaning gordons name and jesus christ, okay, thats where his brains taking him. okay. cool)
hes dizzying himself thinking about it. he knows benreys hot for him by this point, theoretically. assuming his weird come-ons werent just jokes. benrey would probably let him do this to him. benrey would probably want him to touch his dick. gordon thinks about how good it might feel for his own hand to be on benreys dick and he cant get himself solidly into one headspace or another - hes gordon, hes benrey, he wants to touch, he wants to be touched, he wants to feel his own hand on this dick (and god, maybe he could. maybe he could ask. wouldnt that be crazy.)
benrey in gordons suit and gordons body and gordons face leaning over him, b/c fuck, he really is tall compared to benrey, hes figured that one out awful quick. and gordons (his) hand on his (benreys) dick and stroking him and leering down at him with those dark, dark eyes that dont even really look like his eyes, anymore, not with the way theyre shaded over, and hearing his (benreys) (his) voice moaning out his (gordons) (definitely gordons) name and all the little "pleases" and "thank yous" that he cant stop letting out b/c benreys voice was made for it, made to beg and whine and ask so nicely, and his heads spinning as he comes all over the fucking mirror and sink
> i wonder if this could be combine with the ideas that parts of the self or like mind is still a bit left behind if that makes sense, like with benrey also wanting this that part of the reason gordon wants to say those things
"do you want to fuck him or do you want to be him?" well my good bitch, perhaps you can have a little of both. welcome to my personal hell
hes never come so hard in his fucking life and the noise that rips out of him when he does, finally, after days of being jerked around (ha ha) makes his ears burn with shame
now if you really wanna go crazy. imagine that benreys up and walking around this whole time b/c being edged by his stupid broken suit is making it impossible for him to sleep, and he hears........all of this. stops and presses himself flat agains tthe wall to listen
he cant actually get into the bathroom to scare the shit out of gordon/offer to join in/etc, b/c this stupid flesh body of gordons cant even noclip, but he can press his ear to the door and. listen. and he can flush all the way down to his chest when he hears gordon in there, moaning out his own name with benreys voice
so thats what gordon wants him to do, huh. thats what hes thinking about.
poor benrey, tho. he gets to experience just a lick of the endless fucking suffering that gordon goes thru every single day just by being alive, and "the HEV suit trying and failing to suck him off to completion while his dick twitches against the hard metal of the interior every time gordon groans in there" is just one small part of it
anyway . see ya. my final message
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Star Tear AU - Alt. Timeline: Todoroki ver. [Part 1]
This is an AU I wrote on the todomomo discord server eons ago. Anything posted to this blog will be transcripts of old original work and not really edited, save for formatting. I have no guarantees if I will ever finish these AUs either so these will only be kept as an archive.
Original transcript posted to tdmm discord: Aug 2020
Momo ver.
Alternate timeline: Todo ver. Part 1 || Todo ver. Part 2 || Todo ver. Part 3
Star tears in which Todoroki falls for Momo first.
shortly after the exam with Aizawa he doesn’t know what he’s feeling but just admires her strength and quick thinking
and him hanging out with Deku and Iida at lunch means Todo hears all the nice and good things Momo does when she and Iida to discuss class prez stuff
which intensifies this ??admiration?? and respect more
and he just?? Holds onto those feelings unable to figure out what they are until idk maybe holidays where 1A and 1B throw that holiday hotpot party
and Momos really cute lookin’ in that Santa hat she made with the festive turtleneck
and so that feeling inside Todo grows into something more??? bc "oh shit she cute".... and Todo’s blushing while looking at her from afar. Probably.
so Todo talks to Fuyumi abt it and Fuyumi’s like: “I think you like her Shouto”
and he writes to his mom abt it and Rei's like: “she sounds like a lovely girl Shouto”
and he texts Natsuo abt it and Natsu's like: “aw little bro has a crush”
but all the while this is happening, Momo's gotten closer with Iida over class prez stuff and hero stuff and everyone in 1A (read: mina and hagakure) think iimomo might be a thing???
ofc Momo denies it and making excuses politely like "no no ofc not we're being responsible class prez and vice prez" but she’s kinda stuttery while doing so, so no one buys it
and no ones brave enough to ask Iida except Ochako but he gives some straight laced answer like "i admire her work ethic and respect her as a hero and vice prez" but he also has some tint of blush across his cheeks
so idk fast forward to graduation where Todo's been holding onto these feelings for Momo since first year and iimomo is still very very likely
so its all cherry blossom petals flying around and congratulatory celebrations
and when Todo sees Momo amongst the sakura trees smiling like he's never seen before (bc they're finally officially heroes!!) he thinks she’s beautiful
but just as he's about to approach her, Iida approaches her and Todo can see she's blushing and he knows its really not good to eavesdrop on one of his best friends and the girl he likes
But... he's curious.
or so he lies to himself.
Ofc what he hears isnt what he ever wants to,,,,
cuz Iida just confessed to her.
and she feels the same.
and a star tear slips from Todo's eye as he walks away.
he stops mid step as he touches his cheek bc he didnt even realize he was crying
but what are these tears??? What’s happening?? He's never had these before bc even though Todo is an emotional crier, he doesn’t cry that often.. only when he is completely overwhelmed with emotion
so he has this dumbfounded expression staring at his fingers as these star tears are twinkling out of his eyes catching sunlight and sakura petals
until he hears "Youre a fucking idiot" from a few steps away
Bakugou.
(Baku really likes eavesdropping ok its not the first time lol)
Baku: theyre called star tears.
Todo: You know what these are?
Baku: it happens when you like someone and that person doesnt like you back, idiot.
Todo: ... oh.
Baku: get that shit sorted or you'll go blind
(And for those who are curious, yes maaaayyybe Bakugou has a case of the stars in this timeline too, that’s how he knows. To whom? I'll let you decide bc honestly, I just want todobaku brotp bonding over unrequited love)
so now Todo thinks he might be fucked. One of his best friends confessed to the girl he likes too and she likes him back and now Todo has this disease that might make him go blind and might get in the way of heroing (which they've all secured post graduation positions by now) and what can he do about it?
nothing, says the doctor he sees. The disease is not curable and the only way to stop it is to have your feelings returned else you'll go colour blind and then completely blind, so he's told.
ya he's really fucked.
maybe its a good thing then, that he doesnt cry often. It makes it easier to ice over these feelings, freeze them in time with the memories of U.A.; of his last congratulations to her and her smile at the end of the ceremony an hour after he overheard that confession
maybe its another good thing that right after graduation, everyone went off to their own positions as side kicks with agencies across japan, focusing on heroing
but its 3 months after graduation that Iida tells Deku and Todoroki that he is seeing Momo when they meet up every Friday to catch up
its 6 months after graduation that its publicly announced in Hero Magazine that Ingenium and Creati are dating
its 9 months after graduation that he sees Iida and Momo attending the Hero Association's rising stars gala as a couple and are seated at the same table as them
(Bakugou is scowling at him across the table.)
Todo tries. He really does. To be happy for them.
but he's angry at himself that he can't be happy for them. That it saddens him to see Momo glowing under the ballroom lights but its not himself to make her shine like that, its Iida. That he sees she is the one to make Iida genuinely happy in the way his eyes light up when he smiles at her.
and all three times Todo goes home, lies down alone in his room, an arm slung across his forehead as the star tears leak from his eyes.
he starts to lose seeing colour at 12 months.
after 24 months he needs glasses for colour correction (and ironically gets a sponsorship with the brand. The fashion magazines print headlines for weeks "Hot-Cold Hero Shouto Fall Fashion! See page 7 spread for his newest spotted specks and turtle necks")
at 36 months Iida breaks the news. Iida's gonna propose to Yaoyorozu and wants him, Deku, and his brother to be his groomsmen
she said yes.
and a part of Todo washes away with the star tears flooding him room and twinkling against the tatami.
he tries to stay out of the wedding planning as much as possible. He'll go to the tuxedo fittings as requested and still keep up hearing the updates when seeing Iida and Deku for their weekly get together on Friday nights.
But for anything involving Momo's presence, there will always be a "sorry i have a mission that week", "sorry im visiting my mom", "sorry Endeavor needs to see me about the agency"
... all excuses Bakugou knows, but the others pay no mind. They are rising heroes near the top of the billboard by now
month 48. Wedding day.
she's stunning. Gorgeous. A near goddess walking down the aisle on her big day.
but she's not walking down for him. No its for iida.
there was the ceremony, the cheers, the congratulations, the reception. Fairy lights around the dance floor and along the walls, champagne glittering after the sound of a cork
Todoroki stands off to against the wall as the night dies down, a glass in hand, watching the newly weds grace the dance floor.
someone slides up beside him, he feels the presence. Bakugou.
"She's beautiful isnt she?"
"Yeah."
. . .
a star tear falls from Todoroki's eyes, twinkle hidden among the fairy lights and champagne glitter.
she's beautiful, but maybe its a good thing I can't see
somebody said: what if she knows everything that had happened and the reason why he couldn't continue his career is bc of her?
me: ok you’re asking for it
Momo, 3 months pregnant with iimomo baby, announces with Iida the news to their friends
the soon to be parents want to choose godparents for the baby so Iida gets to choose the baby’s godmother and Momo gets to choose the godfather
and ofc along with the announcement Momo asks Todoroki to be the kid’s godfather
he can’t say no to her.
the same week later Todo and Momo's agencies are requested to deal with this one villain case while Ingenium's agency deals with another in another town (later turns out the cases were connected)
small talk, civil, very professional between Momo and Todo when they’re in the debriefing
at this point Todo's pretty much completely blind and uses some special contact lenses from Hatsume to help "see"
but the contact lenses can only do so much as to detect light movement and shadows and it reallllllllly doesnt work well when he's using his fire
so Todo already had tossed around the idea of running away to the mountains like Roy did in the FMA 2003 ending, "mysteriously" retiring bc really his vision cannot keep up
until this last mission with Momo
and really its been nearly a decade now since they last worked together side by side (not since U.A. he thinks).. so just let the blind man be selfish one last time
and so smth smth missiom happens, Todo and Momo fighting side by side
but Momo senses there’s something off with Todo's movements? His reflexes are slower.. it doesnt seem like he's prediciting the opponents moves like he used to.. he's more so reacting and retaliating than attacking..
she chalks it up to that they havent fought side by side in a long time and his style must’ve changed and really, she doesnt know him anymore... not like she used to
smth smth 3 months pregnant Momo gets hurt, knocked unconscious for a bit
Todo saves her
and when she comes to, while Todo's holding her, star tears fall onto her cheek from Todo's eyes.
She's shocked. Reaches up to gently graze a finger tip at his left cheek.
"Todoroki-san, these are?"
and again its like Todo didnt realize he was crying. He jerks away from her hand and brushes her off with "its nothing”. Changes the subject with "are you ok?"
Momo: yes.. i think so
Todo: and the baby?
Momo, sitting up: we're ok I think
Todo, moving away: good
the mission concludes and they meet up with Ingenium’s group to wrap up the two ends. Todo slips away before Iida and Momo and approach him
theres no activity from Todoroki for the next month
neither Iida, Deku or anyone else in 1A know where he went except the Hero Association's vague comment on "Hot Cold Hero Shouto has taken a sudden indefinite hiatus"
(Only Todo’s family knows and Endeavor asked the Association to say "hiatus" instead of "retirement" bc Enji wants to believe in his son making a comeback. He didnt stop Shouto from taking off)
and ofc Momo upon hearing this is so confused??? Her last mission with him was the last time she saw him and he was crying. Why was he crying? Strange star tears twinkling and landing on her cheeks? What even is that phenomenon?
its too many questions and ofc Momo's gonna investigate. For the sake of her friend.
so she digs up all the texts she can find on star tears. Internet search all the possibilities. Consults the doctors at the hospital. Even asks Tenya if Todoroki has been acting strangely during their weekly catch ups.
but Tenya tells her Todoroki hasnt been the the meet ups since after their wedding
so she asks anyone in their pro hero circle of associates she can think of. Tsukiyomi, Burnin', heros from his agency, anyone she can think of that has worked with Todoroki before and could comment on his behaviour
no body knows. No body noticed anything different either. Sure there were some off days but the Hot Cold Hero Shouto was always on his game being one of the top 3 heroes on the billboard charts
she searches and searches, splitting time interviewing colleagues and researching the possible star tears phenomenon
until eventually her search takes her to...
Bakugou.
Of course.
Momo, pleading: please Bakugou, you know something about him dont you?
Bakugou, who at this point had been very careful trying not to get cornered knowing her investigation: save it pony tail, you’re about to have a baby. Go have people harass you about that brat in your oven instead of harassing other people
Momo, nearly begging: please. You and I both know he's strong and a good hero that would not suddenly retire. Whatever he is doing, he might need help.. please tell me Bakugou.
... theres something about pregnant women that you cant say no to.
Bakugou, relenting: tch. The half ass is somewhere in Yokohama
and thats all she needs nearly running waddling (as fast as a pregnant woman could) out the door
Bakugou, calling out after her, still reluctant: when find that half ass, i suggest you throw him a gift. Literally. Throw it at him. He deserves it.
she finds him along the port, watching the sunset in Yokohama (its really not that hard to find someone with heterochromia and two tone hair in a city, especially if youre a hero that knows what methods heroes will use to go incognito)
and for some inkling of a feeling, Momo takes Bakugou's advice. She has a carton of strawberry milk in hand.
Momo, a few feet away from him: Todoroki-san, it's been a while.
Todo, turning his head in her direction: Yaoyorozu...?
Momo, sadly smiling: the sunset is beautiful here isnt it?
Todo, brows furrowing: .. sure. Yaoyorozu what are you doing here--
Momo, interrupting him: --i brought some snacks. Strawberry milk, you liked this while we were in school right? Catch.
she tosses it at him.
he tries to reach out.
But he'es completely off. And misses
Momo, sad: Todoroki-san. You're blind, arent you?
Todo, guilty: ah.
Momo, tearing up: will you please tell me?
he still can say no to her and confesses his story
and when he's finished telling the tale of star tears, the stars above are twinkling too
she's crying and choking and sobbing through tears and its intensified by baby Iida with pregnancy hormones
But the last thing she manages to croak out at the very least is still wholly her
She apologizes
“Im so sorry Todoroki- san. I cant love you that way.”
“I know.”
END NOTES:
red is the last color Todoroki wanted to lose because it reminds him of Momo
during missions, as long as he could see her, “that’s ok” he thought. she is the only one he sees in color. that is okay with him
to him, Momo is his shining star. And there’s something tragically poetic of him losing his sight to the stars if its for his shining star Momo
He leaves the last stars in a tiny little jar like those paper stars as a gift for her with just the words on a note "goodbye Momo" the day after she finds him in Yokohama
Momo has the jar of stars forever on her bedside and looks at them with this melancholy expression. Baby Iida grows up and asks mom: "what is that jar of stars?"
Momo responds: "a gift from someone that was blinded by love"
Bakugou in this timeline had a case of star tears too but I'd like to think he got his feelings requited so he never went blind to contrast Todo
So thats why Baku is (begrudgingly) sympathetic to Todo cuz he thinks: “that could’ve been me”
The ending shot of a blind Todoroki in a dark room, all alone, eyes closed, thinking back to Momo's shining smile from UA surrounded by star light with a sad smile on his face and it fades to black
> archives masterpost
#todomomo#todoroki shouto#momo yaoyorozu#tdmm star tear au#ruiyukis unfinished aus#sorry not sorry#for spamming the tag#this ones my baby#angst angst baby#oops heres a bandaid for your heart#buckle up yall it just gets worse from here
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Grand Torchwood Rewatch 1x12 & 13
IF YOU FALL I WILL CATCH U I’LL BE WAITING........ T I M E A F T E R T I M E
One season down...... It’s a Finale Double Whammy, just as it aired back in 2007! Crumbs of Jack Lore drop into our laps, some absolute plot bullshit takes place, an old man is there!!! fuck it let’s get this over with
content warn: pisstaking, fun having, oh! plot bullshit!, i absolutely lose my fucking mind, Owen Harper!!! I Won’t Hesitate Bitch
1x12 “captain jack harkness”
- a thought before we dive in, but man owen gets A LOT of story stuff over the course of the 2 seasons he’s in right??? like more story stuff than ianto and tosh combined. interesting
- AH FUCK!!! A VOTE SAXON POSTER. REMEMBER WHEN?
- so..... here’s a thing. “Ohhh people have heard music from a derelict building! better send torchwood in!” how... does that come about? Could it be squatters or something??? fuck it, let’s send in a Secret Government Agency! they’ll sort it out. i mean we don’t know what they do exactly but i imagine at least one of them is a ghostbuster or something lmao, whatever
- OH NO THIS CREEPY OLD BITCH!!! i forgot how scary he looked!! god, this dude must be a million, or a vampire, or likely both
- tosh’s eyes get SO BIG WHEN THAT GUY ASKS HER TO DANCE I LOVE HER SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!! she’s the best one!!!!!!
- wish i could wipe this episode entirely from my memory because that fucking reveal when the Real jack harkness introduces himself? F U C K
- speaking of tosh, finding it extremely unconvincing that she, a tech nerd, would go out with a laptop with an almost completely flat battery... like, c’mon. she would be prepared
- Gwen cooper, a fully adult woman: haha me and my friends;;;; came here 4 a dare;;; cos its spooky lol....
- the camera on this show has me fucking SCREEEAMING
“He wears a cravat.” THERE’S A DRAMATIC SLOW MOTION ZOOM IN ON THIS GUYS FUCKING CRAVAT AND THEN ON IANTO’S FACE LOOKING AT IT AND ITS ALL IN FUCKING EARNEST LET ME DIE!!!!!!!!!
- the dance they’re at is called “KISS THE BOYS GOODBYE DANCE”, which is what my finishing move would be called if i was a character in a fighting game
- ianto and owen slapfighting over their shit girlfriend experiences fucking owns genuinely lmao
- tosh pops the top off a tin and then cuts her hand open on the obviously blunt fucking lid?????? jesus christ
- “I’m tired of living in awe of the rift!!!” .....................first i’ve heard of it.
I love that owen is talking as though the rift has been a major fucking factor throughout the entire series up until this point, rather than a thing that’s just been vaguely fucking referenced as the reason why a bunch of weird shit just seems to happen in cardiff. no, im not standing for this. You can’t pull out the rift at the eleventh hour and then talk about it as though it’s a Hugely Important plot device when the biggest role it’s had over the stretch of the entire 11 Whole Ass episodes prefacing this was to allow the plane to come through in “out of time”.
y’all have barely mentioned the rift this entire time and now you want to act like its the hellmouth??? eat my ass!!!!!!
- and continuing on that note: apparently they’ve had a machine that can manipulate the rift in the hub......... the entire goddamn time.
but no one thought to MENTION it i guess!!!!!!!! pfft, why would THAT be important??? right???? right?????
this plot bullshit almost makes me feel bad for how harsh i was about “cyberwoman” but, i will admit.... despite this Absolute Fucking Nonsense, i do find the jack and tosh storyline in this episode really fun and interesting. its just unfortunate that all the stuff arrrrround that is some kind of fic scrawled in the back of a kid’s math book.
- also the size of owen’s fucking NADS in this episode!!!!!!!!
“Don’t compare yourself to me.” SAYS MAN CRYING OVER THE GIRL HE KNEW FOR ONE (1!) (SINGULAR) WEEK!!!! as opposed to ianto’s longterm girlfriend being turned into a monster and eventually murdered by his own team!!!!
Like, i understand that’s owen’s problem actually goes beyond that, and its not so much about diane herself but about the fact that he let himself feel close to someone again after his fiancee died but for us, The Audience, watching this as it airs... we haven’t unlocked owen’s tragic backstory yet. and without knowing all that it just makes owen look really bad and like a huge fucking tool lmfao.
- NEVERMIND THE END IS GAY AND SAD AND Y’KNOW!!!!!! i am a man of simple pleasures, at heart, and so... i’ll let it slide. jack meeting his namesake knowing that he’s going to die and them having a moment is more of the kind of emotional content we would get in episodes of doctor who, and its Just Right
- in honesty, theres a bunch of stuff about this ep that i DO like. that tosh gets a prominant role for a change, while gwen gets to do fuck all. the whole Real Jack story. owen gets shot and pops a tit out at the end. its just unfortunate thats its all wrapped up in this rift thing thats been wheeled out last minute for a Big Season Finale with no real foreshadowing or build up to it at all lmao. but, moving on...............................................................................................
1x13 “end of days”
- RHYS BUNS DETECTED, A SOUND WAY TO KICK OFF ANY EPISODE
- lovely reading voice ianto’s got..... i also like owen acting up to make sure we know that they remember him being shot in the shoulder last episode lol.
- “owen, if you open the rift you’ll break it” (owen opens the rift anyway) “owen, you opening the rift broke it” (owen GASPS IN DISMAY, ME??? REALLY?) yes bitch open your ears
- “So are we going to sit around crying into our lattes or are we gonna do something about it?” OWEN..... IS THIS. SUPPOSED TO SOUND BADASS I.... GENUINELY CANT TELL? IT SOUNDS BAD, OWEN
- jack was so likeable last ep now he’s a DICK. gwen calls him out on how he talked to owen and he’s really fucking catty at HER for no reason at all????
- i haaaaaaaaate this scene in the hospital where a Mystery Illness has all the fucking symptoms of the bubonic plague but apparently every doctor in the entire hospital never did high school level history and are all incapable of recognising it. if fucking *i* know what symptoms of the bubonic plague are im sure they didn’t need Absolute Brain Genius Owen Harper who is seemingly the only person with any sense in cardiff to come in and diagnose it.
i also hate how owen just like casually mentions to the doctor yep, this is caused by people falling through time dude yknow!!! like they do!! expect more of this to keep happening probably idk!!
- “I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU OPENED THE RIFT WITH THIS MACHINE WE HAVE THAT’S FOR UHHHHHHHH UHHHHHHH OPENING THE RIFT *big fuck off galaxy brain*” thats basically this episode.
- i love that owen has followed jack all this time but NOW in a crisis is the time to actually lose it and start questioning his authority bc they dont Actually know who jack is like???? you’ve been fine not knowing this entire time before??? thats not to say that jack isn’t an entire dumbass himself. he expects them all to follow him blindly and its so creepy. he’s like a cult leader, and as they all have Torchwood Stockholm Syndrome that ive mentioned in previous episode run downs they’ve all just gone along with it.
- owen having a little cry on the way out is such a Good scene bc he puts on such a brave and defiant front tho 💕💖💘💕
- i dont know why the really quick flashback to diane flying off in the plane made me lose my fucking mind, its just like “LMAO IN CASE U FORGOT: SHE WAS THE PLANE LADY. I KNOW SHE WAS ONLY IN FOR LIKE TWO MINUTES, BUT DONT WORRY ABOUT IT.”
- gwen for fucks sake!!!!!!!! not again!!!!! after all the cryptic shit and lies she’s told rhys up until this point, she now knocks him out and locks him in a cell and STILL offers no explanation. this poor fucking dude!!!!!!!!! and it’s about to get even worse for him...
- the way gwen screams “RHHHHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUURRRRRSSSSS”
- YES EVERYONE REBEL AGAINST JACK!!!!!!! FUCK THIS DUDE!!!!
you’re doing what a creepy old dude who is Absolutely Definitely evil wants, but still
- why does gwen start doing shit on the computer when toshiko, the computer expert, is standing right there, like.............
- JACK TRYING TO SMACKTALK TO ENTIRE GANG LIKE HIS OWN CLOSET ISN’T CHOCKFUL OF FUCKING SKELETONS
- i forget, does anyone know jack’s immortal apart from gwen? or was it just the shock of owen actually Shooting Their Boss? the only onscreen death i can recall of his after suzie shot him was in “cyberwoman”
- god, minutes ago they were all like FUCK JACK!!!! JACK DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO SAVE US AFTER ALL!!! and now theyre all crawling back asking jack to save them all from cgi pig Ganon and its just..... a lot to happen, over the space of about half an hour.
- the ending is so anticlimatic and also why does sucking all the Yummy Life Energy out of jack make abaddon die?????????? Though in its defence... after like 3 bowls of cereal, i too am like OUCH OOF MY BONES
- aaaaaaaaaand rhys is back! will he get treated any better from here on out? i dont remember!!! guess we’ll see.
- bit much of gwen who’s actually known jack the shortest time of them all to be like NO, let ME be with him uwuwuwuuw
- ahhh!!! ianto smelling jack’s coat ;_;
- aaaand jack’s back too. AND HE GETS TO HOLD A CRYING OWEN? FOR ME? oh you shouldn’t have! this Almost makes up for all that rift plot bullshit (almost. i still know what u did.)
- ANDDDDD OH SHIT. FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE GOOD ENDING. HERE COMES THE TARDIS. FUCKING YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
...............................and there it goes. one season down. sorry this one was so long!!! i love and appreciate anyone to takes the time to read these posts. thank u!!!!
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AN ALPHA HARRY BLURB WHERE HARRY AND Y/N HATE EACH OTHER AND ARE SO MEAN BUT HARRY SECRETLY LIKE HER AND THEYRE ALONE TOGETHER WHEN HARRY GOES INTO RUT // HARRY ACCIDENTALLY BITES Y/N AND MATES HER
ITS A LITTLE DIFFERENT BUT ALSO KINDA THE SAME I HOPE YOU LIKE IT
It’s not that Harry hates Y/N, per say, as much as she just irritates the living daylights out of him. She’s loud and rude, she talks too much, she bites back at him when he says something, she complains and whines, and where did she get off smelling like that? Like vanilla and autumn and just so…so fucking good? Above all things, he thinks that must irritate him the most – how sweet she smells and how more often than not it clouds his brain in a never dismissing fog. It doesn’t fuck with him too badly but it is a nuisance, he’d say.
The feelings are mutual, however, as Y/N isn’t all too fond of him either. That reciprocated distaste is the reasoning they’re able to live in the same dorm. The dormitories at their university were separated into alpha and omega buildings for the omega’s safety and the alpha’s sanity, however, Y/N came in late and her scent was so strong that even in the omega building alphas would be crowding around the doors. This put everyone in a very compromising position, so they moved Y/N into an on-campus apartment, and when that failed to keep the meat headed lechers at bay, they enlisted Harry to live with her.
How they did this was simple: they had several alphas take a test and the one who was least compatible with the omega was the one who was meant to live in the apartment with her to cover her scent and keep her safe. No omega should not be able to go to a school because of fear for their safety (and if they kicked her out, that would be a lawsuit waiting to happen), so they paired the two, and now they live in the exact opposite of harmony.
Harry hadn’t really thought much about it in the beginning because he presumed he could live life as normal but now there was just another being in the room beside his. Someone who might smell good and his instincts might call out for but he’s able to quieten them given they are the worst match possible. That he could carry on bringing his friends over, bringing omegas home for him to bed, and continue as he would in any other space.
He’d been wrong.
No other alphas were allowed in the home unless Y/N was gone (for obvious reasons) and no omegas would stay because they didn’t believe that Y/N wasn’t his omega. There was always a jealousy lingering if they did stay because her scent was so strong and overpowered their own, and they’d eventually leave in a huff. And he hadn’t known that they would butt heads so often either, but they do constantly. It seems like every other hour they’re in an argument about something.
But again, most of all, he had no idea that she would smell this fucking good. That’s what ultimately gets under his skin.
So the fact that they’d just gotten into an argument about zebra cakes that Harry had gotten into (that he apparrantly wasn’t supposed to) was no surprise. The guilt that settled in his gut afterwards surely was though. Harry never felt guilty post-fight with Y/N -- they could cuss each other out and within the next hours not feel any remorse. It was part of the fact they were so uncompatiable.
Tonight though. . .tonight he could crawl out of his skin with the amount of guilt suffocating him. In the back of his mind something tells him it’s because hisrut is coming, since that would explain why he wants to jump out of his bones, and sweat is caking at the back of his neck. He’s jittery and shaking and knows that it’s probably a bad move to walk up to her room, knocking lightly on the door, and waiting for her to response when his senses are hightened and she smells even better than she ever has before. Knows that in part he’s just torturing himself, but when she opens the door and looks like the prettiest little thing he’s ever seen, he can’t help but be happy with his choice.
“What do you want?” She grumbles, and Harry blinks a few times, making sure he’s seeing the right thing. If he’s correct, the lights in her room glitter off her watery eyes. She’d been crying and his heart yearns to comfort her, in this moment. He hadn’t known he’d been capable of making her cry -- she was normally such a little firecracker, he didn’t think anything could make her cry.
“Are you --” his brows pinch, “--you’re crying? Did I make you cry?”
Y/N huffs through her nose, “Shut up, yeah? I’m just a little sensitive as of late because of. . .well, because I don’t know!” She rubs at her eyeswith the drybackof her hand, “S’that all you wanted?To come make fun of me?”
“No, no,” Harry shakes his head, “I wanted to say sorry --I. . .I felt bad.”
It’s clicking together now, he thinks, as he stands before her and her eyes go wide at his apology, still hazy with tears. His rut is making his nose more sensitive and she’s becoming more responsive to him and everything around them. Without them knowing it, they were longing for one another and getting ready for each other, making Harry feel soter and Y/N smell sweeter.
He supposes Y/N is noticing as well, because she’s sniffing the air and she must smell it too, her mouth falling open some, “Harry, you’re --” she steps forward some, “You’re going into, uh --”
“Yeah,” he agrees, leaning against the doorframe and screwing his eyes shut, “Yeah, I know -- I. . .I need’a go find someone, but. . .needed to say sorry.”
It takes everything in him to even start ripping himself away from the door before he does something silly, but he feels a hand grabbing his wrist, squeezing tightly and a soft, “No,” she murmurs, “No, stay.”
Harry swallows thickly “If I stay, I won’t be able to --”
“I know.”
The next few moments happen in the blink of an eye, with Harry walking her backwards into her room, them falling onto the bed, his hips shoving down into hers and his bulge grinding down. The dress she wears is of a soft fabric that feels good beneath his fingertips and it’s pretty but Harry has trouble not ripping it off. She gasps, the gentle peaks of her nipples showing, and he burrows his face into her neck, licking over the spot that he wants to bite into. “You smell so fucking good.” His voice is low, a near growl as one big hand slides against her stomach towards her hip and squeezes it.
His other hand rips off her panties in a quick motion and she squeaks, eyes widening, swimming with arousal. He knows afterwardsshe’ll be pissed that he ripped her clothes, but there’s something about the pure carnal desire that overwhelmes an alpha when they’re in bed with an omega that the omega adores. She’s already leaking so much for him and when he pushes two fingers in to make sure she’s ready for him, they glide in easily. He curves them up to stroke against her walls, finding that bump inside of her that makes her back arch up, “Harry,” her thighs are fighting against him, trying to close, but his body is in the way, “No teasing -- m’ready for you. . .you need to be inside me for your knot or --”
Harry shudders, working on the button of his trousers quickly. When he shuffles his underwear down his cock slaps up against his stomach, hard, heavy and leaking an almost unreal amount. He tilts it down so that the head is at the entrance, but for both the torture of himself and Y/N he slides it up and down her messy wet slit a few times, nudging at the bulb of her clit with the swollen red head of his prick. It makes his toes curl up, a shudder run through him like a tidal wave, and goosebumps decorate the surface of his skin.
He slides in easily, feeling her walls give way for his stiff prick and she cries out, her hands sliding around his back and pulling her tightly to him. “Thank you, thank you,” Harry repeats as he sinks in deep, his cock being wrapped up in a tight, wet, hot hug, “God, thank you.”
Harry knows he’s not going to last -- his knot is already forming at the base as he rocks in and out of her, his balls heavy with cum slapping at her bottom steadily. Y/N is so responsive to him, whimpering and whining to every skim of his lips or touch of his hands, and Harry is struggling to maintain a level head. His face is still tucked away in the cradle of her neck, and lowly he asks, “Can I bite you?” Without thinking, “Can I -- fucking. . .fuck I --”
Alphas usually don’t ask, they do, but somewhere in his head he makes out that it’s only right to get her permission. Harry doesn’t know if it’s the fact that Harry is giving her even a glimmer of power in the situation or if it’s because his cock is pressing into her just so good, but she cums then. Nodding her head and tilting so that she exposes her neck to him -- a sign of trust and of submission that throws Harry over the edge. He bares his teeth and bites down hard, breaking the skin and Y/N flinches but makes a low keening sound in her throat. Harry’s knot slips inside of her and they lock together as Harry cums and cums and cums, rocking his hips, fucking his knot inside of her slowly and she tenses up taut as a drum. Shivering from another orgasm gliding through her.
He goes limp on top of her, breathless and the heat in his belly momentarily sated. Y/N reaches up and cards her fingers through his hair, like she might be encouraging him to rest. In response he places a tender kiss at the skin near his mouth, which happens to be her soft breast. For a moment he contemplates puling her nipple int between his lips and lulling his tongue around, and the thought alone is enough to make another strong shot of cum fill her. Before he can act on it however, Y/N begins speaking, “I -- I can keep helping you. . .through your rut, that is. I’ll take off some classes until you can get it all out of your system.”
Harry nods against her, “Yes, yes, that’d be good, thank you. You’re amazing.”
Y/N giggles at him before they both get quiet again.
Neither talks about how he’s bitten her and the implications behind the bite, and neither talk about the fact that they’re feeling a whole lot of an emotion that isn’t hate. They just soak up in each other’s company and post-orgasm glow until both are coaxed to sleep by the sound of one another’s heartbeats and the slow careful gusts of their breathing.
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Fluffy hoseok drabble with "call me that one more time, see what happens"?? Please ^^ ur one of my favorite authors btw
Anonymous said: Drabble game #1! um theyre not numbered so “strike 3” + “picnics are for losers” +“you’re cute with glasses” highschool baseball!au
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↳ High School!Au, Baseball!Au "call me that one more time, see what happens" - “strike 3” - "picnics are for losers" - “you’re cute with glasses"
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The heat is sweltering. It beams down, making you squint your eyes while you rub your disgusting forehead drenched with sweat. It’s the worst. And it especially doesn’t help that your glasses keep sliding down your nose.
His hands are curled around the metal bat, pupils narrowed into the ball. The second that Jimin pulls back his arm and pitches, Hoseok is swinging. The ‘click’ sound is perfect, a flawless swing, barely short of a home run. Strange…
Jung Hoseok never misses a home run.
But you don’t get to dwell as the ball shoots and the impact sends vibrations up his arm. He throws down the equipment and takes off running. You’re ready to catch it, taking a step forward but the ball flies to the other side into the field. Your team is screaming at each other and you can only watch helplessly as Hoseok sprints to first base….second……and stopping right at yours.
“Hoseok! Run! Run!” Jin howls out through his throat, jumping up and down to the home plate.
One of your team members are still racing to pick up the ball. You look at Hoseok, ready to watch him dart past you but instead, he crouches down with his hands on his knees - catching his breath. “Nah.” He huffs out, waving his hand. “Won’t make it.”
You have the worst luck of life.
The high school that you went to made it a requirement to join at least one extracurricular activity. You had heard that the baseball club gave out free food…so, like any sane person, you joined. Only when you were in too deep, you had found that the seniors lied. The rumours were purely used as incentive to join, a devious way to reel in unsuspecting freshmens. But okay…you can cut them a little bit of slack…they were low on members and would’ve had to shut down otherwise.
Now, you’re standing directly under the sun, without free food, assigned as the position of third baseman. Fuck. The coach had immediately recognized your quick reactions and strong arms. Before you could’ve protested, he had dragged you to the base.
However, your bad luck doesn’t end there.
“Hey there, bunny.”
For Jung Hoseok coincidentally goes to the high school as you. Though you prayed to a million gods, they simply laughed and mocked you from above. They gave you the last thing you wanted - his crystal. clear. memories of you in elementary.
“Call me that one more time, see what happens.“
He took every goddamn opportunity to tease you, calling you ‘bunny’ because of the times you used to chase down rabbits at your school (which led to a huge incident of you going off school grounds, nearly getting kidnapped until a teacher came running and the police were called. Also, another incident of you getting bit on your ankle and almost contracting rabies. But that’s besides the point).
If that wasn’t enough, he’s in the same club as you are. Now you’re forced to be with him three times a week, after school for two hours and that’s aside from the times you run into him in the hallways or see him in class.
“Aw, c’mon Y/N.” He beams at you with a huge grin, somehow energetic after practically running the entire field. “Don’t be like that.”
You dart your head to him with a glare. He winces with a pout, tightening his lips together.
The two of you watch as Namjoon steps up to the plate with the bat. This can’t end well is your first thought. The kid’s so big yet clumsy that one of the first days, everyone immediately learnt his name - how could they not when he hurled the ball straight into the coach’s crouch?
“So…..” Hoseok scratches the back of his neck. “Are you going to the picnic tomorrow?”
Right….you forgot. The club was going to have special additional practice on the weekend at some park. They called it a picnic to make things more exciting but it would be a grueling day under the sun for four fucking hours until you could munch on some sweating, squashed egg sandwiches.
“I don’t know.” You sigh out, looking away as you watch Namjoon swing the ball.
Taehyung cries out. “Foul!”
Technically you do know. You have no choice but to go. It’s not like you’re a big enough asshole to skip out on the mandatory picnic; force another teammate to take your position. And if you’re being quite honest with yourself, you’re starting to enjoy the sport. You don’t mind at all.
By answering that way, short and spitting out the words, you’re honestly just being snippy with him. You pray he gets the message not to further the conversation.
He doesn’t. “Ha. I know right….” Hoseok hesitates, looking down at his feet as he kicks the red sand. “Picnics are for losers.”
It’s painful to watch Namjoon. “Strike one!”
“Actually…” You inhale a breath. “I’m going.”
“O-oh. That’s great! I mean….yeah…picnics aren’t for losers.”
“Uh huh.”
Hoseok is a natural at baseball. You distinctly remember him heading off to the ball field every recess to play with a bunch of his friends. While you were off on the hills, having an odd obsession with the fluffy rabbits and chasing them down, once in awhile you would stop to watch him. Whether he was pitching, batting or trying to catch - he was always good. Back then, he was a tiny boy not much taller than you with dirt stains on his cheeks. But now, he was much bigger in stature, his rounded face traded in for a sharper jawline and a pretty nose. For god’s sake, even the sweat the dripped from his forehead down to his chin made him look good. It was so unfair.
Boys like him…boys in high school should be in the middle of puberty, awkward limbs and cracking voices, blemished skin and uncertainty lingering in all actions. But here he was with a smile that shined as brightly as the sun, his skin glowing with a perfect tan…ugh. The kid’s impossible.
“Strike two!”
“Sorry.” He breaks the silence, stealing a glance at your profile.
“I thought we said we weren’t going to bring this up again.” You narrow your eyes, scowling at him. In response, he sheepishly smiles at you.
Hoseok is the sunshine, motivation and enthusiasm that makes up for the times when everyone’s miserable or exhausted. Ironically, he’s the leech of your life, your bad luck charm.
The other day, he lobbed the ball while you were unaware and it landed straight in your face. You blacked out for a good second, finding your arm around his shoulder when you reached consciousness, him dragging you to the nurse’s office. Your nose was bleeding; “one more inch and your nose would’ve been completely broken”, the nurse had said. But that didn’t matter.
What mattered was that the world was completely blurred. You were as blind as a bat.
Somehow with Hoseok being the curse of your life, your contacts had fallen out somewhere. It was gone. Lost. And at the time you couldn’t see shit. Needless to say, Hoseok was apologetic, bowing down to the floor and though you scoffed and brushed him off, he walked you home that day.
“Are you going to break my glasses too?” You lift a brow, deciding to tease him.
He looks down with a pout, sulking as he mumbles under his breath. “No.”
“I said it’s fine, Hoseok. You worry too much.”
“Strike three!”
Namjoon grudgingly walks off the field with his head downcasted. Taehyung runs up to the spot, taking the bat in his hand.
“I’ll see you tomorrow then?” You lighten up the mood, nudging him. “Or are picnics for losers?”
He looks at you for a split second with eyes you can’t decypher, something softened and an encryption behind them as he connects his orbs with yours. But it lasts a mere one second before he grins at you. “You’ll see me~”
You internally curse your heart for stuttering.
“Yeah, yeah.” With a scoff, you wave him off. “Of course I will. When do I not see you, jesus. I swear your purpose on this Earth is to be the bane of my existence.”
“You know you like me.”
“I-I do not!” You stutter out, stomping on the ground. He laughs at the childish response. “Are you an idiot, Jung Hoseok?! How can you be so- ugh!!”
“Oh…and by the way.” He lifts his eyebrow up, a cocky smirk plastered on his face. “You look cute with glasses, bunny.”
The ‘click’ sound of the ball kissing the metal bat reverberates through the azure sky.
He dashes past you, a cloud of red appearing as his sneakers dig into the sand. Your heart pounds inside your chest but the moment is quickly broken when- “Y/N! Y/N! Catch it!”
The ball is flying through the sky, right in your direction. You can catch it. Your hands open with the baseball mitt, ready to receive but then….
You let it slip past your fingertips.
Hoseok’s shoe presses on the home plate.
He throws his arms up in victory, spinning around and flashing you a huge grin.
Damn. Worth it.
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aight heres another dream journal
putting under a read more because this is the most vivid dream ive had in yeaars and i like to go in depth
okay so, my family and i are visiting this cool city type area with my grandparents, its a neat place thats hella popping with people, all the tech is a little outdated so its in need of a rehaul but its kinda cool, on the way to a store i have a stranger talk to me abt shoplifting and i watch someone else get chased down and tackled by a group of men in all black
the entire street of people changes path to avoid that, so we my family and i are at this department store now, its also pretty important to mention i can kind of see faces and hear the actual peoples voices in this dream, rare for one person maybe tops but i think even the strangers had faces in this dream, we dont stay in the department store long and leave to get checked in to the place we’re renting
place seems kinda nice! nice good size, little quieter area, but the whole place is overgrown with plants, and i dont mean like vines growing over the building i mean like theres a literal fucking tree sprouted out of end side and growing into the area above the street, now that i think about it there werent any powerlines. bricks of the buidling where just filled in with well developed flora and the like,
top floor of the building is where we stay but we check out the basement area to the place, i think a friend of my moms or maybe my aunt joins us here? the basement is.... not as in as good of shape as the upstairs
which isnt surprising because the only way into the basement was a set of stares and a ladder right next to the building, the stairs were covered in various plant grime like from when u go to a park thats not picked up as much as it should be. the ladder was just, sitting on the other side of the stairs completely loose , i distinctly remember it being a ladder but it was really more of a tube with no top, all sides of it were covered in extremely soft healthy grass, disturbingly bright in comparison to everything else. I took the stairs.
i can really only describe the basement as decrepid, walls have crumbled away to reveal supports that just look like dust and dirt, aunt/mom friend person tries to pull out a shelf and takes an entire section of a wall. she comments on how she couldnt tell that it was suppossed to be a part of the wall in the first place and honestly? i couldnt tell either. it just feels unnatural and dead in there and i decide to leave immediately. I take the ladder on the way back up and feel refreshed
since we’re all set in we head back into town to explore some more, on the way there we see a a couple dance and play groups and stuff like that performing in the streets, most of the members are middle school age with some adults, we stop at a large one featuring a dance troop performing some thing based on disneys pocahontas, with actual native americans playing the different parts but it still reaaaaaaaally doesnt feel right (i comment on this to my brother)
cut forward to the end of one scene and this dude dressed as a raccoon introduces himself as haaving the very important role of allowing people to kick him in the stomach (he has that cartoon bully voice like, that dude from phineas and ferb or campcamp) and then of course im like WHAT THE FUCK and step the fuck in cause i aint abt to watch this stocky ass little kid get his ass beat
This offends raccoon dude and this next part is really fuzzy, probably because too much happened in this part of the dream and ive been up for abt an hour now so memory of the dream is starting to fade, but during this part one of raccoon kids legs gets broken and i get dragged to the top of a giant fucking dam above where the performance is going to continue. Raccoon kid explains that he has obtained special permission to have people kick his neck instead. He demonstrates this with a drawing of a multicolored striped worm? Like, pointing at one stripe and saying kick me here, (this is played for laughs)
So the dam im on towers above every single building ive seen in the entire area, as even the department store was only 2 very short levels tall, and thats when it really clicks that something is absolutely not fucking right with this area, like, with how many people are here how do they fit in such small buildings?? Etc etc cause it just doesnt match
Before i get murdered or something i dunno, dylan steps in from either the troop or somewhere else? And we fucking book it
Dreams going to be out of order now but essentially what happens is us fucking booking it from a bunch of people, and heres just some bullet points before this turns into a fucking essay
Get back to where i stay thinking im safe
Mom stabs out camera in my phone on accident
Not safe there so me and dylan try to find a safe place in various hotels, every single one we check in this building has people fucking or about to fuck so we book right as those group of men in black break in to try and get us, they arent even in suits or anything theyre really obviously supposed to be undercover but theyre all in black so???? Stick out bad
We leave the city and its the next day by now, next segment of dream is us hiding in various patches of grass and bushes while cops on horses run around trying to find us, (several minutes of this is just them continually jumping directly above where we are, the timing feels like it’s supposed to be comedic)im very scared of getting stepped on, legs are starting to hurt from runninng and we’re getting hungry
Next area is also extremely grassy, less yellow toned as the area before, just feels safe here, i take a nap in a concrete thing, its like.. If u took a drawing of a football and raised the outlines of the shape up like walls, it titled down the hill slightly and ended in water, like a really weird version of the things that we have that let our creeks and stuff pass under roads
Theres two dudes playing football or something nearby, they seem nice and dont bother us except to make sure we’re okay (i dont like jocks so this surprises me)
Im not sure if this next part was real in the dream or not as my dream self was very disoriented at this point, i fed an enderman a marshmellow and almost drown, this is somehow an older womans fault?
So cops catch up again and we waid through a flooded area of something.. Not sure if im underground or in a city its just dark and cold and wet and feels like death, get out of there mercifully quick, need to rest but cant
I lose my shoes at some point during this and comment to dylan that i have to get shoes or im not going to last, legs hurt a lot at this point, running on adrenaline alone
So we go to target!
We get split up
I keep going to the sports section? Somehow manage to blend in the building at different points so i have a bit to rest my legs as four just, normal cashier type guys keep trying to catch me, i kno im going to collapse soon
I put on some shoes and im about to walk out in them calmly as ive realised i blend in at this point, im recognised either by the bright blue shirt im wearing or my face as one of the target workers is a coworker of mine
He comes across as kinda malicious, i dont remember his name atm but hes the guy who thinks its okay to say ret*rded because its uuuuuur fault for getting offended
I get tackled down and give up, legs were going to give out soon anyway, im not sure where dylan is as we got separated ages ago and adreniline kicks back in but im pinned by 4 people so its hopeless
And then i woke up, heart rate was really fast, i thinkk i slept almost exactly 8 hours
so things that stick out the most in this dream, inclusion of real people, the extreme detail and the consistant use of nature as something sinister, like false hope or something
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Okay, im really fucking tired of dealing with Michael and his bullshit, but im gonna take a few and talk about this post really quick:
“Concerning the drama, yes, the drama” -There is literally nothing to be addressed about regarding the drama anymore. What happened happened and should be left as such, and you making more posts regarding said “drama” is a waste of time.
“but seeing the way David is treating fans has brought me to a point beyond being livid. Believe it or not, there are people that are a part of the fandom that don’t want to see shit like that in the fandom tag.” -OKAY, SURE JAN. YOU HAVE PUBLICLY STATED THAT YOU HAVE THE AUTHORITY TO KICK PEOPLE OUT OF YOUR COMMUNITY IF YOU DON’T LIKE WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT. YOU HAVE PUBLICLY CALLED FANS THE FOLLOWING TERMS: “DUMB PIECE OF SHIT”, “CUNT”, “BITCH”, “BLATANT DICK”. YET, WHEN I GET A HOSTILE ANON, IM THE ONE TREATING FANS LIKE SHIT? OKAY, SURE MAN. Even though, I’m the one who fought against you for equal creative rights for everyone in the Arkn community. That’s why I made that “Delusion; Reality” post, that’s why I stopped creating in the mythos, thats why it fucking hurt me when Pen & Jordan defended what you had said to me. Because unlike you, I give a shit about people, I give a shit about creative rights. You are narcissistic & constricting as fuck with creating with people in the mythos, and that’s why I posted what I posted. It was one fucking post anyway, a post that shouldn’t have set ANYONE aside from you off.
“I apologized for what i said to David, as I was previously drinking and should not have been talking with him or at least trying to reason with him.” -Okay. 1, alleged underage drinking at 6 pm in the afternoon does NOT EXCUSE ANYONE TELLING ANYONE TO KILL THEMSELVES. 2, “trying to reason with him”? Oh, you mean consistently demanding me and swearing at me, gotcha:
“He laughed my apology off and proceeded to call it harassment.” -Bullshit. BULLshit. FUCKING BULLSHIT:
“Concerned and frankly pissed off at the immaturity of how people are dealing with this.” -You’re referring to how I responded to the anon? You mean the anon that was relentlessly coming after me and insulting me over a post that had (presumably) nothing to do with them? Okay then. And you’re claim that you had nothing to do with it? Well, your words not much to go on lol.
“whomping 29 anons calling me out on this drama cause i want it done with” -Riiiiiiiight, you want this all done with and swept under the rug, thats TOTALLY why youre making this post. You’re totally not trying to make a redeemable case for yourself here, yea man.
“What was private and could have been resolved privately was now put out publicly with the sole purpose of starting more immature drama. This is a fact. ” -No. NO. NO. YOU WENT PUBLIC WITH THIS BEFORE ANYONE, DO NOT SAY I DID. YOU RILED UP YOUR WHOLE FUCKING DISCORD ON ME CLAIMING I HAD BLACKMAILED YOU OR SOME SHIT. I HAD SEVERAL PEOPLE MESSAGING ME ABOUT HOW I “CROSSED THE LINE” BY DE-ADMINING YOU AFTER YOU TRIED BLOCKING ME AND TONY FROM THE WIKI. YOU’RE THE ONE WHO WANTED TO GO PUBLIC AND START MORE IMMATURE DRAMA.
“But that was my apology nonetheless.” -You keep going on about your “apology” like it makes you some great big person. The only fucking reason you apologized to me is so you could tell your friends in the discord that you did, so you could still look like a redeemable person to them. No way in hell did you mean what you said in your rather forceful apology. Do they know you egged me on to kill myself for another 10 fucking minutes after you had said it?:
“Seeing the fans of the mythos treated like shit over anon to these people” -That’s the thing Michael, its a fucking anon. I have NO WAY of knowing thats an actual fan of the mythos when theyre harrassing me on anon, and frankly? NEITHER SHOULD YOU, so why are you doing so much to defend a hateful anon?
“When this drama, and thats exactly what it is no matter how much people try to sugarcoat it” -You mean like you’re doing right now by making this post and leaving tumblr over an anon you don’t allegedly even know?
Okay, PSA: Drunk or not? Whether they mean it or not? No one should ever tell anyone they should kill themselves, fucking EVER.
For those who were in his discord on July 28th, here is what happened: There was no “blackmail” like he claimed there was, I gave him an admin warning, which was supposed to be simple. After this, he attempted to block Tony and I from the wiki, but was unaware I had bureaucracy and could unblock myself. After an attempt like that, I had every right to de-admin Michael and go back on his request. That’s what pushed him into saying what he said to me. There’s no way for him to defend himself from that, and there’s no way for you to defend him, no matter how you word it, or what you claim he was thinking at the time.
This whole “noble leave from tumblr” announcement? He’s claiming this is over an anon that relentlessly messaged me on tumblr the other day. An anon. Anonymous. For all he (supposedly) knows, this could be a fucking troll. His “apology” and this “leave from tumblr” is all him trying to make himself look better after what happened. After reading these accusations he’s made against me, I’m fairly convinced he’ll try just about anything to make himself look good after what happened.
Last thing I’m going to address is this post i made, which is what the anon supposedly was in a fuss about: http://davidlikestofilm.tumblr.com/post/162635418513/delusion-i-made-the-mythos-so-i-have-control
Its a comedic post about Michael’s mindset regarding the mythos. Its a post where, the only person who would probably take a hard hit from this post is Michael, or someone closely affiliated with him. The anon claimed they were someone who has a drama trigger, who is a big fan of the mythos, and does NOT “side” with Michael. Michael claims he currently runs the mythos, but this anon claims they don’t side with Michael regardless of being a fan of it. As contradictory as that is, aside from that, looking at this post as it is? Unless you know something about all the drama that happened, it probably wouldn’t be too easy to determine this is a “drama inducing post.” Let me add that this post also had nothing to do with the whole wiki ordeal on the 28th.
I made the post with good intentions, I know there are creations in the mythos he is using and making the rules over without proper permission. My intentions weren’t negative, or to cause drama, they were defendant of those who have created in the mythos and no longer have proper jurisdiction over their own creations. Michael shouldn’t have the absolute right over everyone to decide what’s canon and whats not. Doesn’t matter where the original creators are now, if you don’t have creative permission over using something, don’t fucking use it in your own content.
This post was a big waste of time for me on my day off, but hey, Michael’s leaving tumblr for a while apparently, so hopefully that’ll give me a break from having to deal with him. Believe it or not, I still do care about the Arkn community and how its treated, and that’s why I wrote this. I want people to see they shouldn’t have to constantly answer to one guy to make something cool, that’s not how creativity works. Creativity is whatever you want it to be. Want a series where the moon is blue in your world? Go for it. Want a series where Slender Man has a face? Who’s stopping you, go for it, its your series. Want a series containing both Arkn content and Slender Man content, or hell, even Fear Mythos content along with that? As long as you get permission over what you want to use, who is stopping you? It’s your independent series. Don’t give yourself restrictions, don’t give yourself boundaries. Those kill creativity. Just go all out, and do what you want with whatever you make! That’s what I want people to see, that’s what i want to encourage people to do. That’s why I made that post.
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do all of them you mother fucker
not Once but Twice u have done this to m
Star Platinum – Your thoughts on the stars? i always did like then when i was younger but now they just make me think of jojo so now i especially like them
Magician’s Red – Do you know any magic tricks? no but im gonna say what u said and i can bend my fingers waay way farther than most people
Hermit Purple – Show a photo of yourself! I HAVENT taken a selfie in forever i’ll do one later
Silver Chariot (Requiem) – How much sleep do you need on average? i would love a good 10+ but i only get that much on saturday now boo but on average its like 6-7
The Fool – Tell us a joke! Is your refrigerator running? Because i’m gonna suck your dick
The World - A place you want to visit? canada like you would not believe
Crazy Diamond – What do you treasure the most? hmmmmmmm my friendships with my friends
The Hand – Do you like your hands? nnnot particularly bc i spent a good portion of my life and still do sometimes where i bit my nails til they bleed so they dont look as nice as i’d like them to be when they grow out
Echoes – Your favourite sound? The world’s time stop sound, but not jotaro’s version, dio’s specifically
Heaven’s Door – Share a secret! my parents’ divorce has made me scared for the future of my own relationships to the point where i can see myself not ever wanting to be in a relationship ever again bc it would be easier than my partner getting tired of me or hating me. on top of the fact that i’m almost exactly like my father and my mom’s ex fiance in every single emotional department which is what caused their divorce/breakup respectively in the first place and that leads me to believe that in the long run i am Romantically Unlovable
Killer Queen – How would you like to die? preferably quick and painless
Bad Company – What kind of character trades do you dislike? any character that is like ‘waahh wah no one understands me bc i enjoy [’highly advanced’ niche series/book/etc] and they all read [popular series/book/etc] like whatever the fuck his name was in aku no hana, it got so obnoxious i had to drop it lmao
Red Hot Chili Pepper – Can you handle spicy food? cat’s out of the bag guys im actually a Fake Mexican bc i only like mild stuff and hot chips
The Lock – Anything you feel guilty about right now? ya but thats for another day
Love Deluxe – Are you secretly in love with someone right now? its absolutely no secret that i am in love with jonathan joestar
Pearl Jam – Your signature dish? i can make some mean ass rice apparently
Achtung Baby – Do you want kids? nnnope no thanks never ever i have my cat and thats enough for me
Harvest – Do you pick up coins in from the street? no bc u dont know where thats been and money is super dirty already
Cinderella – Which part of your body do you like the most? dang, i guess my thighs? but lately i’ve been a lot easier on myself abt my stomach and how soft it is
Atom Heart Father – How is your relationship with your father? pretty good bc we’re really alike in temperament too but sometimes it gets pretty awkward bc he can never see me as anything but his little baby daughter who Never Grows Up
Enigma – What is puzzling you currently? when is davidpro gonna drop the part 5 teaser
Earth Wind and Fire – What’s the best classical element? i personally have always liked fire
Stray Cat – Cats or dogs? i love both but man im more suited for cats
Gold Experience – A precious experience you have not shared with your followers? oh man over this summer my dad his gf and me and my sis when on a trip to her dad’s place in this really small town that was like 3 hours away from our city and it was so nice and quiet and peaceful and i felt so clean and happy there, we were only there for a couple days but ever since i’ve really been wanting to go back
Sticky Fingers – Zippers or buttons? zippers are so much faster but they get caught sometimes so Really, pros and cons of each
Moody Blues – A song that makes you sad? OOO man i was gonna say epitaph bc Of Course but as i was writing this down melancholy man by moody blues came up on this playlist and now im thinkin abt abba and crying
Sex Pistols – Have you ever shot a gun or riffle? no im tiny and a weenie and i would probably die from the recoil
Aerosmith – Are you afraid of flights? ive never been on one but i am scared of heights so i cant imagine thats any better
Purple Haze – What makes you really angry? it used to be not being listened to but now i just let it happen bc Why bother but now its more whenever my mom makes a big deal out of simple mistakes of waiters/waitresses or when shes being obviously racist
Spice Girl – Your favourite spice? idk what its called but theres this one i like to put on fruit before i eat it to make it Spicy
King Crimson – Is it possible to predict the future? man idk my mom says yea but who knows
Black Sabbath – How easily do you trust people? like stupidly easy
Man in the Mirror – Do you like looking into the mirror? nope lol im ugl. ALSO bc i have a bigger than average fear of reflective stuff in general bc what if i see somethign behind me u kno,,,,
Beach Boy – Have you ever been fishing? nope! the one time my dad went that i knew abt i was in mexico
The Grateful Dead – What do you want to be remembered for? honestly, anything else that being the ‘way too nice one’ or the doormat
White Album – Your favourite CD? aaaaa i dont have one i dont really listen to albums
Talking Head – Are you a good liar? i guess ? i can keep a pretty straight face but its harder to lie to someone i actually know really well bc they can probably tell what my tics are
Baby Face – Your thought on babies? theyre cute but i would greatly prefer to never have any
Metallica – Do you like listening to metal? yea
Green Day – Ideal way to spend a day off? sleep, Sleep, stream with friends and lay in bed
Oasis – Best place for a holiday? hhhhh anyplace that relaxes u tbh
Stone Free – Are you a indoor or outdoor person? i n d o o r i dont like bugs
Kiss – Who would you like to kiss or get a kiss from? jonathan joest
Burning Down the House – Ever destroyed something and then regretted it? nah, once again im a weenie and im too worried abt consequences to ever do smth like that
Foo Fighters – Your favourite drink? god damn i fucking love raspberry iced tea
Diverdown – Your thoughts on diving? the ocean fills me with the fear of god. no thanks
C-Moon – What would you do for your friend’s sake? put myself in bodly harm
MadeinHeaven – What do you believe happens after you died? nothing tbh you just end up in a grave or urn or wherever u wanted to be put
Weather Report – Your favourite weather? man i looove love stormy weather
Whitesnake – Your thoughts on snakes/reptiles? i love them theyre all gorgeous and beautiful
Tusk – Tea or coffee? coffee
Ball Breaker – Your favourite ball game? to play? its basket ball but to watch baseball
Oh! Lonesome Me – Do you feel lonely right now? no not right now but im sure it’ll happen soon
Scary Monsters – Your favourite dinosaur? i love velociraptors and also triceratops !!
Cream Starter – Do you usually wear make up? nope and if i do its only ever lipstick
Catch the Rainbow – Your favourite colour in the rainbow? blue and green!!
Ticket to Ride – What was the last ticket you bought for? i didnt buy it but the last one i had was for the rogue one like. 2 weeks ago
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap – Do you believe in the multiverse? i dont think abt it too often but sure
In a Silent Way – Do you enjoy complete silence? yes!! besides some music, i cant concentrate otherwise
Soft & Wet – Shower or bath? shower bc its easier but i havent taken a bath in forever
Paisley Park – How good are you with reading maps/directions? Terrible God Awful
Nut King Call – How good are you at assembling/constructing things like Ikea furniture? hmm it depends if i have the manual for it and if i have time to really think on it and im not in a rush or anything
Paper Moon King – Can you do any origami? nope
King Nothing – Your favourite smell? i really like the smell of cinnamon
BornThisWay – A strange habit you have? i crack my fingers all the damn time and i like to take off the little plastic circle off of soda bottles and chew on it
Les Feulies – Your favourite plant? oh damn hmm i like lavenders
Fun Fun Fun – Something you really enjoy doing? man. i could watch jojo a million times over and i’d never get bored of it
California King Bed – What size is your bed? currently i sleep in a queen size bc my mom and sis and i share a bed bc we only had one room in our old apartment but now that we moved im sure i’ll be kicked off into a twin soon enough
JESUS christ ok its almost midnight i hope ur happy you mother fuckre
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RAU -- F1: Royal Ball
Queen Alma: someone start ]
Assassin Lavi starts
Conman Nea strikes a cool, casual pose. hello ladies.
Queen Alma: worst start ever ]
Assassin Lavi: wow r00d I worked v hard on that }
Assassin Lavi
who tf is this dude posing like some kinda hot shit
Assassin Deak idk
Assassin Deak kinda wanna stab him
Assassin Bookman b e h a v e y o u r s e l v e s
Assassin Lavi you wanna stab everyone
Conman Nea i AM hot shit
Assassin Bookman this a formal event
Princess Zuki blink blink
Assassin Lavi okay but
Assassin Lavi go ahead and stab him
Assassin Deak yeah but. i want to stab him like. extra bad.
Assassin Deak yes
Assassin Lavi there's only room for one peacock on this dance floor
Assassin Deak thank u
Assassin Deak go lavi
Queen Alma jfc
Assassin Deak live your dreams
Princess Zuki ,,,this mask is itchy,,,,
Assassin Bookman thERE WILL BE NO STABBING
Knight Kanda wait since im a knight i dont even need a mask
Assassin Bookman if you two don't get it together, we're leaving and going home
Assassin Lavi: [Alma voice] I don't remember "fuckboi" being on the guest list }
Queen Alma tru
Conman Nea [bookman voice] so help me i will turn this carriage around
Assassin Bookman yes
Assassin Bookman that is me
Queen Alma please take them home
Queen Alma no stabbing at the masquerade
Assassin Lavi we're getting it together
Assassin Lavi our daggers that is--
Princess Zuki ,,,just kinda. fiddles with her fingers. what do ppl do at these things--
Assassin Bookman :I
Assassin Lavi okay but why not stabbing
Assassin Deak :3c
Queen Alma i s2g if u pull those knives the guards r gonna fight
Assassin Bookman because
Assassin Bookman that
Conman Nea aw the queens sticking up for me
Assassin Bookman we need a plan
Conman Nea ;;;)
Queen Alma no
Queen Alma im sticking up for the life of the party
Conman Nea which is
Queen Alma if u wanna get stabbed go to ur own place and not here
Conman Nea wait for it
Queen Alma not you
Conman Nea new pose
Conman Nea its me
Princess Zuki can smell fakery. alma must be here
Assassin Lavi get him Deak
Assassin Deak makin my way downtown
Assassin Deak walkin fast
Queen Alma why are you even here if you dont know anything about this stuff princess
Assassin Deak faces past
Queen Alma aren't you busy being sick elsewhere?
Assassin Deak and i'm killing bound
Assassin Deak not really
Princess Zuki bcuz im a princess why wouldnt i be here
Assassin Deak jiji might get mad
Queen Alma because youre busy trying to run a bad country
Queen Alma while dying
Queen Alma which must be more taxing
Conman Nea dont kill a man while he's eating medieval cocktail weinies
Princess Zuki sounds a lot like u dont it
Queen Alma not really
Assassin Deak watches and just. holds onto lavi
Assassin Deak: ...who is that?
Queen Alma my kingdom is fine
Assassin Deak points to nea
Queen Alma and not revolting
Princess Zuki ,,,,weLL UR HAIR IS BAD
Queen Alma like yours
Assassin Lavi: medieval cocktail weinies }
Princess Zuki: { big mood nea
Princess Zuki MR KANDA HELP SHES BULLYING ME
Knight Kanda what do you want me to do zuki
Knight Kanda stab her for mental talking
Knight Kanda i can do that
Knight Kanda srsly
Assassin Lavi shimmying his way on out to the dance floor. Move over Weinie, I'm the prettier peacock
Assassin Deak follows after lavi
Conman Nea as if
Assassin Deak sorry, jiji
Princess Zuki ,,,,talk to her??? ur gonna cauSE WAR THIS IS WHAT IM TRYING TO AVOID
Knight Kanda talk to her
Conman Nea i dont even need to dance
Assassin Deak glares at nea
Knight Kanda why do i have to talk to her
Conman Nea real fancy people dont have to bother with that shit
Knight Kanda shouldnt YOU talk to her
Princess Zuki is just gonna look up at kanda, kinda nervous cuz what do
Princess Zuki ur a knight tell me
Assassin Deak we should show him how it's done, lavi
Queen Alma no, its the other way around nea
Assassin Lavi but ur not a
Assassin Lavi real
Queen Alma real fancy people DO need to dance
Assassin Lavi fancy person
Assassin Lavi ur a con
Assassin Lavi a fake
Assassin Lavi a sham
Conman Nea wow alma youre so knowledgeable...
Princess Zuki do i,,, dance what,,, do i do,,,
Conman Nea you should tutor me sometime 😉
Knight Kanda yes go dance
Assassin Deak clears his throat
Assassin Deak t o o m a n y p e o p l e
Queen Alma are you any good at war strategy?
Princess Zuki hhhhh
Conman Nea no but im a quick learner
Assassin Deak is trying to breathe right but. so many people in one place
Princess Zuki steps forward a lil. fuck she doesnt want ppl to recognize the blue fuckin hair
Assassin Lavi who needs to bother tutoring when u can dance with someone who already knows 😉
Knight Kanda wow u guys suck
Knight Kanda zuki dont even be nervous
Assassin Deak cLEARS HIS THROAT AGAIN
Knight Kanda theyre all terrible
Princess Zuki probably has her hair tied back in a bun or something with a cute lil ribbon who knows she's a cutie
Assassin Lavi grabs Deak's hands and starts leading him into a dance. Just calm down and ignore them and have some fuuun
Princess Zuki no theyre noT theyre just. di ffere n t
Knight Kanda ,,, no
Knight Kanda no they definitely are terrible
Knight Kanda theyre giving off the terrible vibes
Knight Kanda i know these things zuki
Princess Zuki i mean alma is but i dont know the rest
Conman Nea is honestly just going to eat all this finger food
Queen Alma w o w
Conman Nea while waiting to see if this blue runt has a breakdown
Assassin Deak follows lavi and just gives a small laugh
Queen Alma this is why i like nea better than you
Princess Zuki glances at neA AND JUST. stands on her tippy toes to whisper to kanda
Assassin Lavi I may be a terrible person but my dancing is A+++
Assassin Bookman please don't get yourselves killed
Conman Nea oh shit im climbing the ranks
Assassin Deak ye
Princess Zuki: ...i'm getting the feeling that person is only here for the snacks.
Princess Zuki ,,,standing on tippy toes in heels hurts wtf
Knight Kanda please dont hurt yourself whispering
Assassin Deak twirls lavi around before dipping him back, glancing over at the queen
Knight Kanda: That's probably an accurate feeling.
Assassin Lavi why would we get kille--
Assassin Lavi oh hi
Assassin Deak narrows his eye
Assassin Deak hi
Queen Alma fuck you
Assassin Deak wow
Assassin Deak take me to dinner first, sweetheart
Princess Zuki softly giggles. ah yes kanda the tall stressball
Queen Alma say that out loud and see what happens
Assassin Deak w o w
Assassin Lavi do it
Princess Zuki whiSPERS AGAIN
Conman Nea please fight
Conman Nea itd make my night
Queen Alma you cyclops
Assassin Deak u know i like a woman that can kick my ass
Princess Zuki: i... do i... just... find someone to dance with? i-i really don't know what to do--
Assassin Deak wow
Assassin Lavi but can she kick both of ours at the same time that's the real question
Queen Alma and i like a man when he's a good doormat
Assassin Deak good question
Assassin Lavi hear that she wants to step on us
Assassin Deak i'm a good doormat
Queen Alma crush you and your pathetic twin under my heel, yes
Assassin Deak crush us, queenie
Assassin Deak but we just get right back up tbh
Knight Kanda: Yes, or go join that glutton at the food table if it's easier.
Queen Alma how unfortunate.
Assassin Deak i know
Assassin Deak i long for the sweet release of death
Queen Alma then die
Princess Zuki ,,,she's just gonna. waltz on over to the food table because she doesn't know what else to do
Assassin Lavi anywayyyyy swings back up and pulls Deak into a twiiirl
Assassin Bookman god damn it
Assassin Bookman this is why i can't take you anywhere
Conman Nea looks at the runt with a full mouth
Assassin Lavi don't look at me :'<
Conman Nea thats uhh.... whos that again.....
Assassin Lavi I'm being gooood
Conman Nea fffffffffffffffffffuck
Conman Nea zuko???
Princess Zuki ,,,waves awkwardly
Conman Nea zucchini ???
Princess Zuki NO
Assassin Deak just smirks and goes with it, still watching every movement of everyone else
Princess Zuki: { IDKMBDKFHGH
Princess Zuki: { SHE HAD THE BEST REDEMPTION ARC IN ALL OF ANIME HISTORY
Princess Zuki: { IM LAUGHBGIN
Assassin Bookman you're being terrible
Conman Nea fuck whatever
Queen Alma casually watching these idiots
Assassin Lavi oNLY IN THE 4th WALL
Assassin Bookman when we get home, you're both going straight to bed
Conman Nea swallows and dips his head slightly in greeting
Assassin Bookman STILL GOING TO BED
Assassin Bookman I DON'T CARE
Conman Nea: Good evening, your highness
Assassin Deak jIIIJIIIIIIII :'<
Princess Zuki: oh, um--
Assassin Deak holy fuck he's stealing our woman
Conman Nea thats a highness right??
Conman Nea looks like a highness
Princess Zuki boWS QUICKLY
Knight Kanda im watching u nea
Assassin Lavi what
Assassin Deak quick, uh
Assassin Lavi move bitch
Princess Zuki KANDA WHY DID HE RECOGNIZE ME
Knight Kanda you're at a royal ball
Princess Zuki: g-- good evening!
Assassin Lavi oh wait who
Knight Kanda i assume that assuming you're royalty is expected
Princess Zuki yeah but the masks
Assassin Deak oh
Assassin Deak never mind
Assassin Deak forget i
Assassin Deak said anything
Assassin Deak haha
Conman Nea mostly everyones a highness or a lady or something or other im just shooting in the dark
Conman Nea: Enjoying the festivities?
Assassin Lavi gonna steal some of those weinies mid-dance while they're chit-chatting
Knight Kanda its fine, ill slaughter him if he does something wrong
Knight Kanda just enjoy yourself
Assassin Bookman 4th wall facepalms tbh
Assassin Lavi and then go straight back to dancing
Queen Alma that was
Assassin Deak just gonna,, stick by lavi
Queen Alma so ungraceful
Assassin Deak too paranoid to do anything else
Princess Zuki: um... i've never... attended one of these before, so i'm not sure how to feel.
Assassin Lavi it was v graceful
Princess Zuki scratches the back of her head, giving a nervous giggle
Queen Alma no it wasnt
Assassin Deak looks at zuki
Assassin Deak blinks
Assassin Lavi for how hungry I am rn it is
Assassin Deak looks at nea
Conman Nea why is she so nervous
Assassin Deak how i'd love to shove his head in the punch bowl,,,,,
Princess Zuki Is Not Nervous
Princess Zuki has only cried 5 times
Conman Nea youre like a bird that knows the puddy tats watchin
Assassin Lavi "oops my hand slipped"
Princess Zuki ,,,,a what
Princess Zuki mr kanda what's a puddy tat
Assassin Deak ....i'm gonna do it
Assassin Lavi now where's all the single ladies at
Assassin Deak steps over to nea,,
Assassin Deak coughs
Conman Nea: They're a little dull at times. Stuffy, too. The food's good, though.
Assassin Deak: excuse me, sir.
Assassin Lavi Nea do u have a lady
Conman Nea: Hm?
Assassin Lavi b/c I think she's about to be single
Knight Kanda it's a term referring to a cat, princess.
Conman Nea i have a few ladies
Princess Zuki watches, blinking slowly
Assassin Lavi all the better
Princess Zuki we were,,, having a conversation,,,
Princess Zuki how rude,,,
Knight Kanda im gonna stab that redheaded bitch
Assassin Deak: you look quite spectacular tonight.
Assassin Deak smiles and tilts his head just a bit
Conman Nea oh. aye. 😉
Assassin Lavi trAITOR
Princess Zuki ,,,kEEPS WATCHING
Conman Nea smiles back and adjusts his coat a little
Princess Zuki IS INTERESTED IN WHERE THIS IS GOING
Assassin Deak: would you be interested in a dance?
Princess Zuki ...steps back a bit though
Princess Zuki welp there goes a potential dance partner :'(((
Conman Nea: Why, I'd be honored.
Conman Nea holds out a hand
Assassin Deak grins and takes nea's hand
Conman Nea sorry zuki
Assassin Lavi blinks
Conman Nea but tbh youre too short for me to dance with like how would that wo rk
Conman Nea youre like a person for ants
Conman Nea leads Deak to the dance floor
Princess Zuki if i can dance with mr kanda i can dance with u
Assassin Lavi hops up alongside the smol and holds out a hand with a smile
Assassin Lavi: Care for a dance?
Princess Zuki blinks
Assassin Lavi oh
Princess Zuki ,,,looks back at kanda for approval---
Assassin Lavi wel p
Assassin Deak brushes his hair back, taking a deep breath
Assassin Deak: it's such a beautiful night.
Assassin Bookman glances at the queen,,
Assassin Bookman hmmm
Knight Kanda do what you want, zuki, have fun
Knight Kanda: me im just here 2 stab
Princess Zuki: { my fav piece of kanda dialogue
Knight Kanda: my life is a fragment of not doing /me right ]
Assassin Lavi: RIP }
Assassin Deak: but not quite as beautiful as your eyes.
Queen Alma jee a person cant just stand around without being looked at, rude
Assassin Bookman ,,,wow, sORRY
Princess Zuki looks back at lavi and sloooowly takes his hand
Assassin Bookman I DIDN'T KNOW JUST LOOKING AT YOU WOULD OFFEND YOU
Princess Zuki: u-um... o... o-okay..!
Princess Zuki iS SO NERVOUS
Conman Nea oh this guys a Good One
Conman Nea laughs a little
Conman Nea: Why, aren't you a flatterer?
Assassin Deak: very much so.
Assassin Deak: they say flattery gets you places
Assassin Deak chuckles softly
Assassin Lavi takes the smol hand and leads them out onto the floor
Assassin Lavi don't worry I'll take it nice and slow for you smol
Princess Zuki thank u,,
Queen Alma well when ur apprentices glare at me
Princess Zuki just kinda. follOWS
Conman Nea: It certainly does. Though, what I am to do when you're using all my best lines against me?
Queen Alma it makes it weird to be looked at constantly
Assassin Bookman don't worry, we're going to be having a long talk when we get home
Assassin Lavi stops in a space that's relatively clear and starts showing her some steps to copy
Assassin Lavi lookit me
Assassin Lavi being good with children :'>
Assassin Lavi v trustworthy
Conman Nea ur a Snake
Assassin Lavi and ur a STFU what's your point
Conman Nea what does that even mean
Assassin Deak slow dancing,, slow dancing,,, slowly,, dip him back,,,,,,,,,
Assassin Deak o o p s
Assassin Deak i dropped him,,
Assassin Deak what,, a shame,,
Assassin Deak: i... i am so sorry!
Queen Alma ho ly sh it
Assassin Lavi nice going
Conman Nea okay, OW
Conman Nea winces. he's gon' feel that for the rest of the evening
Assassin Deak: i have a bad shoulder. i hurt it back when i was a child...
Assassin Deak offers nea a hand
Conman Nea: It's... fine. Accidents happen.
Conman Nea he's salty though.
Queen Alma man i would be too
Conman Nea begrudgingly takes the hand though to pull himself up
Assassin Deak: let me treat you to a drink...
Princess Zuki was dancing with lavi but now she's concerned for nea
Princess Zuki whispers to lavi
Princess Zuki: u-um, w-will that man be alright..?
Assassin Bookman deak i swear to g o d
Assassin Lavi: ....
Conman Nea brushes himself off. gotta look Good still.
Conman Nea forces a bit of a smile
Assassin Lavi glances at Deak and Nea and shrugs
Conman Nea: A drink sounds perfect.
Queen Alma i s2g if u ruin this party ill wreck you, monkey
Assassin Lavi: Yeah. Just a little bump.
Assassin Deak nods and feigns a concerned look
Princess Zuki is still watching them tbh
Assassin Lavi offers Zuki a hand again
Assassin Deak: i am so very sorry....
Assassin Lavi: Shall we continue?
Assassin Deak: my brother and i... we help our grandfather for a living.
Assassin Deak: i hurt my shoulder carrying books...
Assassin Deak sig h s
Princess Zuki blinks at lavi n takes his hanD AGAIN
Conman Nea oh, backstory time. time to pretend to be interested
Princess Zuki: o-of course-- my apologies.
Assassin Lavi chuckles softly
Assassin Lavi: No need to apologize
Knight Kanda ba d v i b e s
Conman Nea rests a hand on deak's apparently fucked up shoulder
Knight Kanda im w a t ch in g y ou
Assassin Lavi: Has anyone ever taught you to dance before now?
Conman Nea: Don't apologize so much, mistakes happen.
Conman Nea: A little dust never killed anyone.
Conman Nea except my good mood
Assassin Deak: you're too kind... too kind, sir...
Princess Zuki: um... i haven't taken lessons since i was young.
Assassin Deak steps over to the drinks and clears his throat
Assassin Deak requests one for himself and the other for nea
Assassin Lavi hums
Assassin Lavi: But you are young?
Conman Nea sighs softly as he joins him
Conman Nea: So.. You said you have a brother?
Conman Nea tell me more
Princess Zuki: i... cannot say? i-i'm fifteen, if that's what you're asking.
Assassin Deak: ...yes. indeed i do.
Assassin Deak: a twin, to be exact.
Conman Nea is he less of a klutz than you
Assassin Lavi: So still young~
Assassin Deak no
Conman Nea damn
Assassin Deak jk, probably
Assassin Lavi: Anyway, I would be honored to be your teacher
Assassin Deak but i did that on purpose so
Assassin Deak aNYWAY
Princess Zuki smiles softly. okay this is going much nicer than expected she is Satisfied
Conman Nea: A twin, hm?
Assassin Deak: yes.
Assassin Deak: a twin.
Assassin Lavi Deak what r u doing how do we pull off the sly switcheroo if people know there's two of uS
Princess Zuki: i-i would be honored to be your student!
Queen Alma hahah your twin messed up
Assassin Lavi sQU INT S
Assassin Deak just. be patient.
Assassin Deak i have a plan
Conman Nea: It's hard to imagine someone else with a face like your's
Assassin Lavi u better kill that bitch--
Assassin Lavi okay good
Conman Nea you may have annoyed me but hey i can still be suave
Assassin Deak blinks a few times before getting that feigned warm smile
Assassin Lavi leads Zuki back into some dance steps
Assassin Deak: ...too kind, sir...
Princess Zuki just. follows along. she's doin pretty okay for her first masquerade yay
Assassin Deak: too kind....
Assassin Deak: but ah... he's... not identical.
Assassin Deak points to a random stranger out in the crowd
Assassin Deak: do you see him?
Assassin Bookman deaK I S2G
Assassin Lavi go Deak go
Conman Nea looks out. oh. hm.
Queen Alma wow
Conman Nea: I never would've guessed...
Princess Zuki occasionally just. looks bac k at kanda bcuz loOK IM SOCIALIZING
Conman Nea Doubt(tm) but also. eh. he's seen some weird shit.
Assassin Deak: so i am indeed the... more handsome one.
Assassin Lavi gonna show u some less slow more fun dance moves now : >
Assassin Deak la u g h s
Assassin Lavi b/c slow dancing is kinda u gh
Conman Nea chuckles softly
Conman Nea: By far.
Princess Zuki ,,,but slow dancing is Official
Knight Kanda glaring @ stupid redhead
Knight Kanda still watching u
Assassin Lavi which one
Assassin Deak ye which one
Knight Kanda b o t h
Assassin Deak someone distract zuki
Assassin Lavi I'm working on it
Assassin Deak nO SOMEONE ELSE
Assassin Lavi anyway slow dancing may be official but its less fuun
Assassin Deak i need to s w i t c h
Assassin Deak it's getting weir d
Assassin Deak u go talk to the weird guy
Assassin Lavi hey u picked him don't look @ me
Conman Nea why you gotta lead me on like this
Conman Nea im cute as hell
Assassin Deak s w i t c h wi th m e
Assassin Lavi fi n e fine give me
Assassin Lavi a moment
Assassin Lavi okay I got it
Assassin Lavi: Mayhaps you would like to show what you've learned to your... escort? There--
Assassin Lavi motions at Kanda
Assassin Lavi: I find myself in need of something to drink
Knight Kanda the fuck u motioning at
Knight Kanda come here and ill cut that hand off
Princess Zuki blinks and looks at kanda before nodding
Princess Zuki: o-okay!
Princess Zuki: thank you for teaching me!
Assassin Lavi wow what did I ever do to u
Conman Nea looks like he's checking deak out. is actually taking a mental inventory off how expensive his accessories look
Assassin Deak: ...i'll be right back.
Princess Zuki boops on over to kanda. she's a happy bean
Assassin Lavi wiggly fingers at the smol and slips into the crowd
Conman Nea: Hm? Oh, alright.
Assassin Deak gives nea a soft smile and walks off
Assassin Deak passes lavi and just
Assassin Deak: don't mess this up.
Queen Alma wtf are these bitch twins doing
Assassin Lavi mhm, mhm~
Princess Zuki Suspects Nothing
Princess Zuki smiles up at kanda bcuz fuck she's happy
Conman Nea leans on the counter table thing with his drink. huffs.
Assassin Bookman wATCHING LAVI AND DEAK
Conman Nea my fucking elbow hurts
Assassin Deak oH SHIT LAVI
Princess Zuki: mr. kanda! a nice man taught me some things!
Assassin Deak hands him his mask
Assassin Deak takes lavi's mask and quickly walks off
Assassin Lavi gonna slip around through the crowd a bit to go get a drink and--
Assassin Lavi OH
Assassin Lavi good thinking
Knight Kanda: Did he? What did you learn?
Assassin Deak i k n o w
Assassin Deak i'm good B )
Princess Zuki just kinda. gently grabs his hands
Conman Nea did i get stood up
Princess Zuki: dance with me and i'll show you!!
Assassin Lavi gonna go get himself a drink like he's actually had a reason to go off before heading "back" to Nea
Assassin Lavi: I hope I didn't keep you waiting too long~
Assassin Lavi he brought u a drink too Nea
Conman Nea blinks. looks at the drink
Conman Nea looks at the drink in his own hand. that deak order for him already. you're bad at this, dude.
Knight Kanda u kno this is a royalty party not ur knight party
Assassin Deak god damn it, lavi
Assassin Deak LAVI WH Y
Assassin Deak make some sort excuse
Conman Nea raises a hand to his mouth and laughs
Princess Zuki daNG IT MR KANDA
Conman Nea: Are you that forgetful?
Assassin Deak like i thought you needed another one or something
Princess Zuki UR THE ONE WHO ASKED
Queen Alma dont fourth wall give him ideas
Queen Alma thats cheating
Assassin Lavi: I thought you'd be done with it by the time I got back
Assassin Lavi: Where's the fun in these things otherwise?
Assassin Lavi little wink
Knight Kanda thats,,, true
Knight Kanda but,,,,,,,,,,,, i still am not royalty
Conman Nea gives him a Look like he's not sure whether to buy that or not
Conman Nea but hey.
Conman Nea free drink
Knight Kanda that would be odd
Conman Nea: Point taken, I suppose.
Assassin Lavi: Well
Assassin Deak goes and stands in the dark corner,,
Assassin Lavi: If I turned out to be wrong, just more for me
Princess Zuki huFFS
Assassin Lavi: Why pass good drinks?
Conman Nea finishes off his glass and takes the one lavi brought.
Conman Nea: Exactly.
Conman Nea mine now.
Conman Nea: By the way, I never caught your name.
Assassin Lavi chuckles a little bit and sips his own drink
Assassin Lavi: Hmm..
Assassin Deak l i e, l a v i
Assassin Lavi: Did I never give it to you?
Assassin Lavi smiles coyly
Assassin Deak or,, that
Assassin Lavi shhhh I know how to do this relax
Assassin Deak wHaT iS rE l a XI n G
Conman Nea: You didn't. And while I love a man of mystery, I'd rather not have to call you 'red' all night.
Princess Zuki is just gonna,,, stay by kanda again
Assassin Lavi hums and sips his drink with a little seductive side-eye
Queen Alma hahah monkey and red
Assassin Lavi: "Red" works just fine for me. I can be whoever y'want me to be~
Assassin Lavi laughs a little bit
Assassin Lavi: I didn't mean for that to rhyme...
Assassin Deak i'm so proud of you, lavi
Assassin Deak good job
Assassin Lavi: Anyway, is this not the point of a masquerade?
Conman Nea: Fair point.
Conman Nea hums a bit from behind the rim of his glass
Assassin Deak anyway, my nerves are killing me lm a o
Princess Zuki ,,,just. inches a little closer to kanda. she's back to feeling awkward
Conman Nea: Red it is, then.
Assassin Deak slinks around in the shadows
Queen Alma what a tense party
Assassin Deak pls don't notice me~ pls don't notice me~
Assassin Lavi downs the rest of his drink before setting it aside and offering his hand with a little laugh
Assassin Lavi: Back to dancing then, sir~?
Assassin Deak doin a sneaky sneak
Conman Nea gives him a Look
Conman Nea: You promise not to drop me this time?
Assassin Lavi: ...I won't--
Assassin Lavi laughs
Assassin Lavi: Yeah, I won't drop you this time
Assassin Deak panicking,,
Assassin Lavi why r u panicking
Assassin Deak tOO MANY PEOPLE,,
Conman Nea sets his cup aside and takes the offered hand
Conman Nea: If you do, I'm taking you down with me
Princess Zuki ,,,sits down
Assassin Lavi throaty purr as he takes Nea's hand and wanders back towards the dance floor
Assassin Lavi: Promise?
Princess Zuki in a chair ofc
Princess Zuki nearby kanda bcuz too many strangers
Conman Nea quirks a brow and smacks lavi's arm lightly with a little snort
Conman Nea: We'll see
Princess Zuki ............wants to go home--
Assassin Lavi gonna take Nea for a ride tbh
Assassin Lavi hope u know how to dance Nea b/c he's not gonna hold back like with the smol
Queen Alma not on the dancefloor pls
Queen Alma there is a child
Conman Nea i know how to daNCE...
Conman Nea decently well
Assassin Lavi we're just danCING jeez
Assassin Lavi but v
Assassin Lavi flashy dancing b/c All Eyes Off Deak
Conman Nea yes all eyes should be on Me pls
Conman Nea peacock in the room hello hello
Assassin Lavi two peacocks in the room
Assassin Lavi pulls Nea into some hardcore dancing with a little grin
Assassin Lavi: Try ta keep up~
Princess Zuki just. watcheS
Conman Nea whoA
Conman Nea: I'll do my best-!
Conman Nea lord help me
Queen Alma this is going to go wrong
Queen Alma where did the other one go
Assassin Deak it's a mystery
Conman Nea: Where'd you learn to dance like this?
Assassin Lavi no lord can save u now
Assassin Lavi: Mm, I wonder~?
Conman Nea laughs lightly
Conman Nea: So secretive
Assassin Lavi why would I make anything easy 2 get for u
Conman Nea because im handsome
Assassin Lavi no sorry I look in the mirror for handsome
Assassin Lavi or at my twin
Assassin Lavi same diff
Conman Nea rude
Conman Nea i cant believe im dancing with you when i could be making some REAL progress with someone cuter
Assassin Deak is talking to some girls,,
Assassin Deak stealing some kisses from some random people,,
Princess Zuki wants to talk to someone :'((
Queen Alma wow
Princess Zuki kissing is gross though
Assassin Deak oh well
Assassin Lavi why go with cute when u can go with hot
Assassin Deak i'm gross, so
Assassin Lavi which I am
Queen Alma if your twin is gross, so are you
Conman Nea because APPARENTLY im not good enough for you mr. _oh im so handsome_
Queen Alma which means hes making progress withs omeone gross
Assassin Lavi wow u hit the nail on the head
Assassin Lavi Nea I mean, not Alma
Conman Nea so fucking cruel
Princess Zuki i keep hearing this weird buzzing in my ear that sounds strangely feminine and fake hmmmm
Queen Alma come say that to my face
Assassin Lavi Soon(tm)
Conman Nea ive got the face of a god and you dont appreciate it one bit
Assassin Deak makes his way over to the que- nope
Assassin Deak never mind
Assassin Deak not gonna touch that
Queen Alma : (
Assassin Deak just gonna throw stuff from the shadows at that knight person
Assassin Lavi dancing v flirtatiously and flashy to draw attention on himself tbh
Knight Kanda im going to kill you
Assassin Deak pls do
Assassin Lavi Deak wtf
Assassin Lavi how am I supposed to distract from you if you're distracting from me
Assassin Deak i ask myself that all of the time
Conman Nea today i've learned that i dont likle being outshined
Knight Kanda looks over at zuki
Assassin Deak DON'T LET ME DISTRACT YOU
Knight Kanda: Princess, I'll be right back. Will you be alright?
Assassin Lavi then get gud
Assassin Bookman you're both Grounded
Princess Zuki snAPS HER HEAD UP and nods
Princess Zuki: u-um, okay.
Conman Nea im gud AF
Assassin Deak o s h i t
Conman Nea BUSTS A MOVE
Assassin Deak rUN
Assassin Deak GO GO GO
Knight Kanda i sEE YOU BITch
Assassin Lavi ffs Deak
Knight Kanda starts stalking off in the direction deak is running
Assassin Deak NO U DON'T
Assassin Lavi what happened to "don't mess this up"
Assassin Deak I FUCKED IT UP
Assassin Deak I WAS BORED
Assassin Lavi taKE UR OWN ADVICE NEXT TIME
Knight Kanda here i come little bitch
Princess Zuki watches kanda until she just. cant see him anymore
Princess Zuki ,,,is already lonely
Assassin Lavi also busting moves
Assassin Lavi u wanna go bro
Assassin Deak i'm gonna run and jump off the fuckin balcony
Assassin Lavi I can go
Princess Zuki looks down. why must u leave, mr kanda
Assassin Deak u gonna jump after me, asshole?
Assassin Lavi make sure u land in some hay or something
Knight Kanda yeah, i will
Assassin Deak on it
Assassin Deak oH FUCK YOU
Knight Kanda in fact, i'm going to fucking shove you before you jump
Assassin Deak LEAVE ME ALONE
Assassin Deak I DIDN'T EVEN HIT YOU I WAS JUST THROWING STUFF AT YOU
Conman Nea im gonna bust the sickest moves
Knight Kanda maybe you shouldnt have done that
Knight Kanda come here
Princess Zuki would leave but then mr kanda would be concerned
Assassin Deak fu c k u
Knight Kanda please dont leave until i return
Knight Kanda from killing this bitch
Assassin Bookman grabs deak
Assassin Lavi mmmm if Deak doesn't need the distraction anymore then u can win this round
Princess Zuki i diDNT AUTHORIZE ANY KILLIN G
Assassin Bookman looks at kanda
Conman Nea fuck yeah
Knight Kanda s w ,e a t,s ,,s ,
Assassin Bookman: ...my apologies.
Assassin Deak o w
Assassin Deak: ...wh-what did i do?
Assassin Lavi: ...I think that's about all I can do for one night
Knight Kanda just looks at them for a moment before scoffing and leaving again
Assassin Lavi laughs a bit
Assassin Lavi: You dance very well...
Assassin Lavi: It was an honor and a privilege, sir.
Assassin Bookman waits until kanda is gone
Assassin Bookman HITS DEAK UPSIDE THE HEAD LIKE FOUR TIMES
Assassin Deak #RIP
Conman Nea: Ahh, and you were worried about me not being able to keep up.
Knight Kanda goes back 2 zuki
Assassin Lavi RIP DEAK u deserved that
Conman Nea chuckles softly
Conman Nea: Indeed it was.
Knight Kanda: My apologies for leaving you, Princess. Are you alright?
Conman Nea: Thank you for the dance, Red.
Princess Zuki snAPS HER HEAD UP AGAIN bcuz she may or may not have been startled
Assassin Lavi little bow
Assassin Lavi: My pleasure~
Princess Zuki: u-um, i'm okay. a-are you..?
Knight Kanda v neutrally
Knight Kanda: Yes.
Assassin Lavi little wink wonk
Assassin Lavi: Maybe we can do this again some day and next time perhaps I'll win~
Conman Nea quit winkin at me youve got like one eye dont you
Conman Nea what hte Fuck
Conman Nea laughs. he's already walkin' away.
Conman Nea: Oh, I doubt you will.
Princess Zuki smiles kinda meekly up at kanda before lookin back down
Assassin Lavi shUT UP
Assassin Lavi Freedom To Wink Rights for All >:L
Queen Alma you guys are lame
Queen Alma im bored
Queen Alma get in a fight or something
Assassin Lavi: Hmm we'll see~
Conman Nea i could entertain you 😉
Assassin Lavi good then I don't have to come up with an excuse for ME to walk away
Assassin Bookman is giving deak a lecture tbh
Assassin Deak ju s t rubbing at his jaw,,
Assassin Lavi slips off to where Deak and Bookman are and just +1's that head smack
Conman Nea returns to the snack bar
Assassin Deak o W
Assassin Deak hISSES AND LOOKS AT LAVI
Queen Alma i think you're more entertained by snacks, sir
Assassin Deak: what was that for?!
Conman Nea i mean theyre alright
Princess Zuki looks back at mr snack bar. we never finished talking :^(
Assassin Lavi: ...I saw that
Assassin Lavi: "Don't mess this up Lavi". Seriously?
Assassin Deak: ...it would've been fine.
Conman Nea ur welcome to come back over here
Assassin Deak s i g h s
Princess Zuki stands up n goes back over there
Princess Zuki we can be loners i guess
Assassin Bookman just shakes his head and storms off
Assassin Bookman: i have better things to do besides babysit.
Assassin Bookman: behave yourselves.
Conman Nea looks down at the runt
Conman Nea: Sorry for my poor manners earlier, my lady.
Princess Zuki waves sheepishly,,,
Assassin Lavi wow r00d
Princess Zuki: i-it's fine. a-are you okay? you fell earlier...
Conman Nea snorts a little
Assassin Lavi I'm not the one who almost launched out a window being chased by some royal's lapdog
Assassin Deak: ...i didn't expect anyone to notice.
Assassin Deak sHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH, LAVI
Conman Nea: Oh, I'll be fine. He was quite the klutz, though, wasn't he?
Assassin Lavi MAKE ME
Princess Zuki: mhm.
Assassin Deak I'LL THROW YOU OFF THIS BALCONY
Conman Nea: What a shame, too, he seemed... Nice.
Assassin Lavi b/c that's so inconspicuous
Conman Nea huffs and puts on a smile
Princess Zuki: i-i danced with someone nice, too..! h-he taught me some things. dance things.
Conman Nea: But I won't bore you with that sort of thing
Conman Nea: Oh?
Princess Zuki ....is mentally slapping herseLF
Assassin Deak wow
Princess Zuki: i-it wouldn't bore me! promise.
Conman Nea: ...
Conman Nea glances around
Conman Nea slowly hands Zuki his barely touched glass of wine
Princess Zuki ,,,takes it..???
Conman Nea: Here, you seem like you need something for your nerves.
Princess Zuki ...sets it down..??
Princess Zuki: that's... i-i cannot drink. sorry.
Assassin Deak grabs lavi and just. pulls him off
Assassin Deak: we need to avoid that guy.
Messenger Cecil joined the chat
Assassin Lavi !!!!!
Assassin Deak: he was nothing but trouble.
Assassin Lavi oh u think?
Conman Nea: It's not like anyone would know-- This is an anonymous party, after all
Princess Zuki: um...
Assassin Deak: ...everyone here... nothing but trouble.
Queen Alma im offended by that
Queen Alma calling me trouble at my party
Assassin Deak good
Princess Zuki looks back at kanda and theN back to nea
Princess Zuki whispers
Princess Zuki: m-my... guard... is right there.
Assassin Deak: ...are you hurt?
Conman Nea oh
Assassin Deak: he didn't hurt you, did he?
Conman Nea o h
Conman Nea retracts the glass
Conman Nea: Perhaps not, then
Assassin Lavi: ...no
Assassin Lavi: why would he?
Messenger Cecil okay uh he's probably , over at the food table
Princess Zuki giGGLES SOFTLY
Assassin Deak: ...you can't trust anyone here. especially not him.
Assassin Deak snickers softly
Conman Nea downs it himself cause. goddamn. that couldve got him in Trouble
Assassin Deak: i have a few souvenirs, though.
Princess Zuki watches n blinks. wow
Assassin Lavi snickers
Conman Nea: Really, though, you shouldn't be so nervous. It's just a party.
Assassin Lavi: Takes one to know one?
Assassin Deak: ah. yes.
Assassin Lavi: Anyway, hope y'got some good ones~
Queen Alma the food table is always the most awkward spot at the party
Queen Alma i swear
Conman Nea save us, queenie
Princess Zuki: i-i've never attended one of these before...
Queen Alma and how would you like me to do that
Princess Zuki: regular parties, sure, but... never one of these.
Conman Nea uhhh
Conman Nea make this kid Relax
Assassin Deak: i did, i did~
Messenger Cecil im not awkward.....
Queen Alma no youre pretty awkward
Conman Nea cecil tell this kid to relax
Messenger Cecil is hungry and this is free food and a man's gotta do what he gotta do
Messenger Cecil h o w
Conman Nea i dont kn ow
Conman Nea: Think of it as a regular party
Conman Nea: It's not much different
Queen Alma just with people of higher status
Messenger Cecil I probably dont know shes here yet and when I figure out I sm gonna be avoiding the hec k out of her in fear of being recognized
Messenger Cecil wAit we hAVE MASKS
Queen Alma y e ah
Princess Zuki: well... there are a few differences, but...
Messenger Cecil o h
Princess Zuki sigHS
Messenger Cecil well still qkdhsg
Assassin Lavi hums and glances off towards the queen
Messenger Cecil is Snacking
Princess Zuki: y-you're right. i shouldn't be nervous.
Assassin Lavi: Get cold feet b'fore you got that far?
Assassin Lavi Ye he saw you go the other way earlier Deak
Conman Nea: Exactly
Conman Nea: Besides, you've got a mask
Conman Nea: if anything goes poorly, nobody will know it was you
Assassin Deak ,,,
Assassin Deak si g h s
Princess Zuki: ....well, you knew i was royalty.
Assassin Deak: ...maybe i did.
Assassin Deak: maybe i didn't.
Conman Nea: Most people here are
Assassin Lavi snickers and pats the top of his head
Queen Alma you were so confident fourth wall
Queen Alma : (
Messenger Cecil wait who is talking to who now
Princess Zuki: not everyone.
Messenger Cecil i'm so confs u e d
Princess Zuki: i could've easily been a commoner.
Conman Nea: That's true
Assassin Lavi: ...both of you're more useful without one throwing the other in jail anyway
Conman Nea: I guess I just made a lucky guess
Princess Zuki: ...you said guess twice.
Princess Zuki she's cracking up dont mind her
Conman Nea ruD
Assassin Bookman i'm watching
Conman Nea HUFF
Messenger Cecil o u guys r also here
Messenger Cecil awkward
Assassin Bookman always watching
Assassin Lavi wow don't be creepy Panda
Conman Nea: You know what I meant
Messenger Cecil I just want e d to snaCk in pE acE
Assassin Deak yeah, jiji
Conman Nea hey bookman smack deak a few more times please
Conman Nea and lavi too?? i feel friendzoned
Assassin Bookman what do you kids know? leave me alone. i'm your mentor, you're my students. don't disrespect me
Princess Zuki looKS AT CECIL N WAVES
Princess Zuki h ELLO
Assassin Bookman they're going to get hit when they get home
Conman Nea except we've nto even friends. its awful.
Conman Nea good
Messenger Cecil o h
Messenger Cecil looks around
Assassin Lavi u assume--
Assassin Lavi ye a
Assassin Lavi ur not even that far along buddy
Messenger Cecil realizes shes waving at him
Assassin Lavi and don't expect u will be in ever
Messenger Cecil ,,, waves back
Assassin Deak ,,i kinda wanna go mess with him again
Assassin Deak hands lavi his mask back
Assassin Deak gives him a warm smile
Assassin Deak: how about you go talk to the queen and i find that man again?
Assassin Lavi: ...y'never learn do ya
Assassin Lavi he's laughing tho
Assassin Lavi ye he can do that
Assassin Deak: i'm curious now.
Conman Nea looks at who zuki's wavin too
Princess Zuki scratches the back of her neck and looks down
Assassin Lavi time to serenade the big one
Conman Nea who u
Messenger Cecil henlo
Assassin Deak ruffles lavi's hair a few times before walking off, chuckling
Conman Nea looks him up and down
Messenger Cecil awkward,,
Conman Nea a solid 8 but you dont look like youre worth much
Messenger Cecil o h
Princess Zuki but he doesn't look 8 years old
Assassin Deak pretty much skips back to nea
Messenger Cecil w el ll
Conman Nea ....zuki
Assassin Deak tap tap on the shoulder
Messenger Cecil im flatter
Messenger Cecil but ha if only you knew
Conman Nea blinks and turns back to deak
Conman Nea raises a brow
Assassin Lavi off to make friendly with the queen I guess
Conman Nea: Miss me already?
Assassin Deak: i'd like to thank you for the dance!~
Assassin Deak quick kiss on the cheek
Conman Nea oh. hello there.
Messenger Cecil O:<
Conman Nea odD?
Princess Zuki blinks at deak
Messenger Cecil is lowkey watching them
Princess Zuki how can ppl socialize so eaSILY
Conman Nea: You're quite welcome
Assassin Deak looks at cecil
Messenger Cecil h
Knight Kanda because theyre older and its faked most of the time
Conman Nea: It's not often someone can keep up with me on the dancefloor.
Princess Zuki mr kanda can u teach me how to talk to people
Queen Alma whats happening
Assassin Deak looks back to nea
Assassin Deak: years of practice.
Assassin Lavi sauntering over to the queen with his hands behind his back casually
Assassin Deak: dancing is an area of expertise for me.
Knight Kanda princess, i literally do not talk to anyone unless im bossing them around, attempting to murder them, reading their death messages before theyre murdered, threatening them or doing things of the sort
Knight Kanda i doubt it is a good idea
Conman Nea no kanda thats a GREAT idea
Princess Zuki ,,,,does that mean ur going to kill me
Conman Nea: I can tell.
Conman Nea: It was... refreshing to be a part of.
Assassin Deak: i'm quite glad~
Assassin Lavi little respectful head dip at the queen
Assassin Lavi: Enjoying the evening, Your Highness?
Princess Zuki heard queen and she immediately wants to dip
Messenger Cecil o mg
Princess Zuki just. stands by cecil
Conman Nea glances around at the people at the food table.
Messenger Cecil o
Princess Zuki looks up at him n waves agaiN
Messenger Cecil henlo
Conman Nea this is. awkwardly quiet. how yall
Messenger Cecil aa
Messenger Cecil waves back
Princess Zuki: h...hi.
Conman Nea well at least shes makin friends
Assassin Deak goes to get another glass of wine
Assassin Deak b y e
Messenger Cecil would it be ok if I could already tell ur a royalty
Messenger Cecil bc u wear fancy clothes
Conman Nea okay rude
Conman Nea bye bitch
Conman Nea goes back to tending to these cocktail weenies
Assassin Deak i could pour it on your head when i get back
Assassin Deak then i really would be a bitch : >
Conman Nea or you could not
Conman Nea but what you COULD do is bring me a glass like a good bitch
Assassin Deak fuk u
Princess Zuki yes its ok
Assassin Deak get ur own wine
Princess Zuki is disappointed but its ok
Messenger Cecil aw sorr
Conman Nea youre so mean to me
Conman Nea i danced with you and called you pretty
Messenger Cecil: Hello, your Majesty...
Conman Nea and this is what i get
Queen Alma looks over and smiles politely
Assassin Deak i'm mean to everyone
Queen Alma: Certainly. However, it's more important that my guests enjoy than myself. Has your time been well?
Princess Zuki sIGHS
Assassin Deak: ;; i 'm gonna have to lay down for a lil bit bc m head is swimming
Messenger Cecil aA
Messenger Cecil err
Messenger Cecil: Um, m-my apologies, ma'am. It is the clothes that gave it away...
Messenger Cecil: These are expensive fabrics...
Princess Zuki sighs again
Princess Zuki: i suppose so, but still...
Assassin Lavi: Indeed, my time has been very enjoyable, Your Highness. But should the host not enjoy herself as well? I'm sure I am not the only one who feels as such~
Assassin Lavi just going to throw in a cute little head quirk for good measure
Messenger Cecil looks down understandingly
Messenger Cecil: Is this.. Is this your first ball?
Conman Nea how many glasses of wine can i get before this guy cuts me off
Queen Alma a lot
Messenger Cecil ne a n o
Conman Nea nea yes
Conman Nea i dont even belong here im jsut here to keep the good times rolliN
Assassin Lavi go for it nea
Princess Zuki: um... my first ball of this sort.
Messenger Cecil ne a p ls
Princess Zuki: i don't tend to leave the castle often, i-if at all.
Messenger Cecil nods
Conman Nea the bartender is my new best friend
Queen Alma: Nothing makes me more happy than seeing others enjoying their time. That's the point of a party, after all.
Messenger Cecil: Ah, I see... Well, are you enjoying yourself...?
Queen Alma like a dog, right
Queen Alma how a dog tilts its head when its confused
Princess Zuki: um... i-in a sense..?
Assassin Lavi more or less ye
Messenger Cecil s a v a g e
Princess Zuki: it's... different.
Assassin Lavi chuckles a little bit
Messenger Cecil looks at her questioningly
Messenger Cecil: How so?
Assassin Lavi: To each their own means of enjoyment.
Assassin Lavi: Has there been a favorite part of this party for you so far?
Assassin Lavi just gonna casually lean on a wall and chill here for a bit
Princess Zuki: i've mostly been by here the whole time. a-although, earlier, a very nice man taught me some dance moves...! that's about it, though.
Conman Nea time to be obnoxious
Conman Nea and sit on the edge of the food table
Princess Zuki ....stares at nea
Messenger Cecil ahh
Queen Alma thoughtful humming
Assassin Lavi get your ass off the table don't be r00d
Conman Nea henlo losers
Messenger Cecil: W-Well, would you like to go for a walk, then?
Messenger Cecil also looks up at nea
Messenger Cecil blinks
Conman Nea waves
Queen Alma what are you doing on the table
Queen Alma why
Messenger Cecil u h
Conman Nea my feet are tired
Queen Alma there are c h a i r s
Messenger Cecil: Um, i-is everything okay...?
Conman Nea i like to feel tall
Messenger Cecil at nea
Conman Nea glances around
Assassin Lavi sorry to break it to u but
Conman Nea: ..Yes?
Assassin Lavi ur never gonna match us trees
Queen Alma: Perhaps the assortment of character that has walked through the door? It is interesting to see the various types of people.
Conman Nea he's confused
Conman Nea shut up giant
Queen Alma yeah the trees win no offense
Messenger Cecil aw
Messenger Cecil furrows his brows in confusion
Assassin Lavi: Indeed. And the masks just make them all the more colorful characters, do they not?
Assassin Lavi this is how u bond right
Messenger Cecil: Um, what are you doing on top of that table, i-if I may ask?
Messenger Cecil: A table is hardly a place to sit...
Conman Nea: My feet are tired and I like being close to the food.
Messenger Cecil ,,,
Messenger Cecil glances around
Conman Nea: Unless you'd like to grab a chair for me?
Queen Alma: Absolutely. Surely there's something about the... secrecy. No one would ever know who someone truly is here, not entirely. Perhaps a guess or two, and maybe a correct guess, but never fully.
Conman Nea swings his legs
Messenger Cecil uh not really but
Queen Alma: Like hiding behind shadowy curtains, perhaps?
Messenger Cecil: Um, s-sure...
Assassin Lavi hums
Conman Nea smiles
Conman Nea: You have my thanks.
Messenger Cecil glances at zuki and then , goes to get a chair
Assassin Lavi: Good reason not to hang curtains
Messenger Cecil I cant believ this
Assassin Lavi chuckles a little
Messenger Cecil dips his head back at nea
Conman Nea this is fuck in ggreat
Conman Nea what else can i get this guy to do
Messenger Cecil fetches a chair and carries it back
Messenger Cecil :I
Messenger Cecil don't use m e
Messenger Cecil: Here you go, good sir
Conman Nea hops down and takes a seat once he's got a chair. push me in, cecil.
Conman Nea: Why thank you
Messenger Cecil ,,, are u fr real
Conman Nea yes
Messenger Cecil , push es the chair in
Conman Nea looks so damn pleased with himself
Princess Zuki is still staring tbh
Messenger Cecil :I
Conman Nea snaps suddenly
Conman Nea: oh, drat, I forgot.
Messenger Cecil wh
Conman Nea looks at cecil with a small frown
Conman Nea: I meant to grab another glass of wine before I settled down.
Conman Nea: I don't suppose you'd be so kind...?
Queen Alma: That and with the drunkards they'd tear them down on accident.
Messenger Cecil .......
Assassin Lavi now he's really laughing
Queen Alma looks at lavi, curiously tilting her head
Queen Alma: Pardon me for the odd question, but there were two of you, correct?
Messenger Cecil: Err, perhaps one of the servants can be of more help to you...
Assassin Lavi: Mayhaps less "on accident" so much as--
Assassin Lavi hmm so she saw them did she
Messenger Cecil glances back at zuki
Messenger Cecil he lp
Conman Nea blinks at him
Conman Nea eyes widen
Princess Zuki narrows her eyes at nea
Assassin Lavi: I did come with like company, yes.
Conman Nea raises a hand to his mouth
Conman Nea: Oh my.
Conman Nea: I thought...
Conman Nea: Nevermind.
Messenger Cecil oh no
Conman Nea: My apologies.
Princess Zuki glances at cecil n then baCK AT NEA
Messenger Cecil: W-What..?
Princess Zuki whAT ARE U DOING, COMMONER
Conman Nea adjusts his collar softly
Conman Nea: I thought you were the help.
Assassin Lavi he sighs and shakes his head a little bit
Conman Nea: My sincere apologies.
Messenger Cecil h
Princess Zuki: i believe that role goes to you, sir.
Messenger Cecil sucks in a sharp breath
Princess Zuki OOOOOOOOOO
Assassin Lavi: Must bring along family to these sorts of things, you know? Else you'll never hear the end of it.
Conman Nea blinks at zuki
Conman Nea: I beg your pardon?
Princess Zuki: i do not need a face to spy the difference between a commoner and a royal.
Princess Zuki: your actions say all.
Princess Zuki sips apple juice
Messenger Cecil can I leave now........
Princess Zuki yes u may
Assassin Lavi aHAHAHAHAAA BYE NEA
Queen Alma: I wouldn't know, I have no siblings. However, he'd be your brother then? Surely an event is more enjoyable with family, assuming you get along.
Conman Nea: That's a hefty accusation.
Assassin Lavi getting called out by a teenage shut-in
Conman Nea: And after I was so kind to you, who thought you'd insult me like that.
Queen Alma: hefty hefty hefty ]
Princess Zuki: tell me, where do you hail from?
Messenger Cecil looks between them
Assassin Lavi: omg }
Princess Zuki: { LMAO
Messenger Cecil internally hhhhs
Assassin Lavi: It can and can't be.
Assassin Lavi smiles wryly
Conman Nea: A small continent to the east. I hold land there. I'll admit, I may not be the highest of ranks, but an Earl is still leagues above commoner.
Conman Nea lying out his ass
Princess Zuki: does this continent have a name?
Conman Nea: || shit i need a name
Conman Nea: || something that'd Actually Exist
Messenger Cecil: ( koongdom
Princess Zuki: { KOONGDOM
Queen Alma: yes koongdom ]
Conman Nea: || i hate you
Messenger Cecil: ( 💗
Conman Nea: Koongdom.
Princess Zuki: { K O O N G D O M
Messenger Cecil: ( ama z ing
Princess Zuki: ...
Conman Nea bitch you cannot look at me and tell me you know every earl personally from there
Messenger Cecil b link s
Conman Nea fight me
Princess Zuki is slowly cracking up honESTLY
Princess Zuki KOONGDOM
Conman Nea itS A PLACE
Conman Nea how much wine have i had
Princess Zuki AS IS TIDDYOPOLIS
Queen Alma probably a lot
Conman Nea not enough
Princess Zuki okay she's setting down her apple juice to cover her mouTH AND LAUGH\
Conman Nea flags down a servant for More Wine
Messenger Cecil one glass too many
Messenger Cecil wah
Messenger Cecil manages to remain more composed
Conman Nea: Anyways.
Conman Nea: As I've said.
Conman Nea: I apologize for the mixup.
Princess Zuki coUGHS AND CALMS DOWN FU CK THAT WAS FUNN Y
Assassin Lavi: I do not dislike him to any capacity, but siblings can do things which are... tiresome, sometimes.
Princess Zuki: y-you... you are no royal, my dear.
Assassin Lavi: But family is family.
Messenger Cecil mutters,
Princess Zuki: you put me in mind of another royal, but no.
Princess Zuki cough cough cross cough cough
Conman Nea glances at zuki
Conman Nea: You've no way of confirming that
Conman Nea taps his mask
Princess Zuki: ....
Queen Alma: Surely. Something cannot only singularly be one thing, and surely not something as changing as a human. It is good to keep family closest to you.
Messenger Cecil: Ma'am, I worry this man may have had a little more to drink than is good for him. Perhaps we should leave...
Princess Zuki takes off her mask OOOOO RULE BREAKER
Messenger Cecil oh shit
Queen Alma: Have you had a drink, Sir...
Queen Alma looks thoughtfully at him
Princess Zuki: allow me to introduce myself.
Queen Alma: I don't believe I caught your name?
Messenger Cecil oh shit
Conman Nea oh shit
Conman Nea whos this bitch again
Princess Zuki: i am princess zuki, de facto ruler of cicia.
Messenger Cecil welP
Messenger Cecil starts back
Messenger Cecil I have to go right now immediately
Conman Nea ohh
Conman Nea that's who she is
Conman Nea: I wouldn't have thought you'd leave your castle with the state your kingdom's in.
Assassin Lavi: I have had a few drinks already, all of excellent taste. My compliments to whoever chooses your wines. And it seems I am popularly "Red" tonight, or so goes the theme with others here tonight who find need of a name.
Princess Zuki slowly puts her mask back on
Messenger Cecil oOOOOOOo
Messenger Cecil daMN NEA SAVAGE
Princess Zuki: my advisors did their jobs and told me to attend.
Princess Zuki: i did not want to, but they convinced me to.
Messenger Cecil slinks,, away,,,,
Princess Zuki sips apple juice some more tbh
Princess Zuki: tell me, would you say the same to queen alma?
Conman Nea raises a brow
Princess Zuki: i can smell her from a mile away.
Messenger Cecil l maO
Princess Zuki BOOM ROASTED
Conman Nea: Of course not
Messenger Cecil is going to leave
Princess Zuki: and why is that?
Queen Alma: Surely you'd divulge more than an alias?
Queen Alma wtf is ur real name tho im curious :(
Messenger Cecil accidentally finds himself leaving out of the back door instead of the front door
Assassin Lavi chuckles a bit
Messenger Cecil henlo garden
Conman Nea: I'd have no reason to insult her management-- Her kingdom isn't in shambles.
Assassin Lavi: You're the first who's insisted on it.
Assassin Lavi hums
Messenger Cecil oOOOoOOo
Princess Zuki: her kingdom is an untrustworthy cult, prepared for war at the drop of a hat.
Messenger Cecil daMn
Queen Alma im gonNA FIGHT
Queen Alma IN TWO SECON ds
Conman Nea sips his wine
Queen Alma wait
Queen Alma that just proved the poin t
Conman Nea: They're loyal to their queen and willing to defend her at all costs.
Messenger Cecil lma o
Assassin Lavi pffft
Conman Nea: I envy what she's accomplished here.
Queen Alma thanks nea
Princess Zuki: tell me, sir.
Conman Nea np toots
Queen Alma if i werent a single ruler id offer u the throne
Princess Zuki: where do you truly hail from?
Princess Zuki: if it were cicia, you would have killed me by now.
Conman Nea: It's not Cicia, nor this one. Really, my origins are of no interest to you.
Princess Zuki: oh, but they are.
Princess Zuki: just how your true identity is as well.
Conman Nea: I'm just a simple Earl who came to enjoy tonight's festivities
Princess Zuki: but yet here you are, conversing with the princess of a falling kingdom.
Conman Nea: by pure chance
Princess Zuki: have you nothing better to do than to waste your time with meaningless banter?
Conman Nea: banter is the point of these gatherings
Queen Alma: How odd. I would have assumed more would wish to know your identity.
Conman Nea: I'm a friendly man
Conman Nea: I like making friends.
Princess Zuki siPS APPLE JUICE
Princess Zuki: yet here you are, making an enemy.
Conman Nea: I would never have known your origins had you not revealed it to me.
Conman Nea raises his hands
Conman Nea: I still mean you no ill will, Princess.
Princess Zuki: i do not appreciate liars, mr.
Princess Zuki: i did what i believed had to have been done.
Assassin Lavi: Very well. My name is Astor, son of Aestor, Duke of Limlan. Not much of a title considering how far removed from major routes Limlan is, but to some of lower nobility, far removed is preferable. Less political pleasing to do, more getting things practical done. But it helps to see how the higher nobility handle things as well in places more populated such as this.
Queen Alma fuCKiGN LIAr
Assassin Lavi totally lying out his ass lmao
Princess Zuki just kinda. bends down so she's eye to eye with him
Conman Nea stares back
Conman Nea he's not cracking
Princess Zuki: a true noble wouldn't be sitting around the food table.
Conman Nea: I told you, I'm not quite a member of 'higher society'
Conman Nea: Just a simple Earl.
Princess Zuki ....
Conman Nea: Here to enjoy the luxuries of the Queen
Princess Zuki takes his mask off---
Conman Nea holds it down
Conman Nea fuck you
Conman Nea my mask
Princess Zuki >:U
Princess Zuki would rip it off if she were stronk
Princess Zuki ....reaches up to ruffle his hair?? idk why??? and then she just. walks out
Princess Zuki byE BITCH
Conman Nea squints
Conman Nea well
Princess Zuki is taking her apple juice with her
Conman Nea that was weird
Princess Zuki cecil where are u i wanna conversation
Conman Nea snorts lightly and goes back to his wine
Messenger Cecil I am in garden
Princess Zuki henlo cecil i am coming to see u
Queen Alma: Limlan, hmm? It must truly be far removed, I have never heard of it. I am sure it is a lovely place, surely, if it brings from it your presence. Perhaps with time I will visit. Until then, I hope you enjoy your stay at Aeyusea while it lasts.
Queen Alma nea stop drinking
Conman Nea no
Messenger Cecil oh boy
Conman Nea scans the crowd
Queen Alma n e a
Conman Nea who can i bug now
Conman Nea who will give me that sweet sweet attention
Messenger Cecil is pacing up and down the garden
Princess Zuki cleARS HER THROAT
Princess Zuki: are... you okay?
Conman Nea who can i easily manipulate
Messenger Cecil starts
Messenger Cecil looks back
Messenger Cecil: Y-Yes of course! W-Why wouldn't I be?
Messenger Cecil nervous chuckle
Assassin Lavi: I would be happy to give you the grand tour, though I think you will find Limlan is composed mostly of open countryside. It may be a good change of pace from your usual scenery however.
Princess Zuki: ...you seem nervous. are you sure?
Messenger Cecil h
Princess Zuki sets her apple juice down somewhere idk
Messenger Cecil: Y-Yes, I-- I am certain, ma'am
Messenger Cecil: Please don't worry
Messenger Cecil 4th wall sweats
Princess Zuki ,,,,
Conman Nea squints a little
Princess Zuki: ...i'm... very sorry for what happened in there.
Conman Nea is that red talking up the queen?
Conman Nea squints more
Conman Nea different mask tho...
Conman Nea suspect af
Assassin Lavi don't u squint at me
Assassin Lavi go back to your weinies
Messenger Cecil: Ah, i-it-- It wasn't your fault, ma'am...
Princess Zuki rubs her neck
Messenger Cecil: I-It is chilly out, you should head back inside lest you catch a cold...
Queen Alma come here and talk to us nea
Queen Alma idk about what but
Queen Alma shrug
Princess Zuki: it's... not very cold outside, though?
Princess Zuki has been sweating the entire time tho so
Conman Nea okay you know what maybe i will
Conman Nea gets up and approachth
Messenger Cecil h
Conman Nea: Good evening, your grace. I hope I'm not interrupting.
Messenger Cecil: Ah, m-must be me then...
Conman Nea does the best bow he can right now
Messenger Cecil nervous chuckle x2
Messenger Cecil im sorr I know ur zukes now and im afraid u might recognize me so I sm going to Avoid
Princess Zuki: ...i'll... be back inside, then.
Princess Zuki hiding behind kanda shdjfhgj
Messenger Cecil o is kanda there
Queen Alma is confused for a moment before smiling and nodding politely
Princess Zuki he was idk if he still is
Queen Alma r u drunk
Conman Nea immm
Conman Nea tipsy
Queen Alma: Absolutely not, we were just talking about the countryside, that's all. How are you enjoying the party, Sir?
Queen Alma m h m
Conman Nea: Oh, it's lovely. I actually came to thank you for putting on these festivities.
Messenger Cecil glances at kanda
Messenger Cecil ,,, scary
Princess Zuki is just gonna. staND BY HIM
Messenger Cecil looks back at zuki and nods
Knight Kanda is present again
Messenger Cecil: R-Right, I'll be inside shortly, ma'am...
Messenger Cecil wb
Assassin Lavi he bows a little bit to the queen
Assassin Lavi: Excuse me, miss. It was a pleasure talking with you.
Assassin Lavi he's going to wander off now
Queen Alma: The pleasure was mine.
Queen Alma rude af
Queen Alma just fukin leavin
Queen Alma intense criticism
Conman Nea ikr
Queen Alma this is why nea is the best
Conman Nea smh
Messenger Cecil alma is Offend
Conman Nea aw
Assassin Lavi wow rude af I'm way better
Conman Nea shoot girl stop that
Conman Nea (actually continue complimenting me thanks)
Assassin Lavi: I'm actually probably gonna just lurk for now mostly to save the chatzy lol }
Princess Zuki sips apple juice. agai n
Conman Nea: Well, he sure was brief.
Conman Nea: How rude.
Messenger Cecil zuki did u leave yet,,,
Princess Zuki iS INSIDE
Messenger Cecil adgjjd
Messenger Cecil dragS hands down face and starts pacing again
Queen Alma laughs quietly
Queen Alma: It's quite alright. Certainly he had to meet up with that brother of his, perhaps? Regardless, it isn't as if I have no company if you're here, right?
Knight Kanda what am i doing
Assassin Deak time to bother the knight
Assassin Deak lm ao
Knight Kanda i will literally kill you
Princess Zuki being by me bcuz i fucked up n had a roasting battle with a commoner
Messenger Cecil has been done a frighten
Knight Kanda fucking b e t
Assassin Deak hi B )
Assassin Deak pls do
Messenger Cecil rip deak
Assassin Deak pls kill me
Messenger Cecil y are u like this
Conman Nea smiles
Conman Nea: I suppose you're right
Assassin Deak i ask myself that a lot and u know?? i never find an answer
Conman Nea: Though I should apologize-- Your wine is a tad stronger than I expected. I may be a little sloshed.
Conman Nea: Nevertheless, it's an honor to meet you.
Queen Alma so ur drunk is what ur saying
Conman Nea a little
Princess Zuki is just kinda. staring off. the nea thing put her in a bad mood dhfjghg
Queen Alma: I— how much did you drink...? Ah, well, if the wine was to your liking then all is well. No harm will come to you here, worry not.
Messenger Cecil heads,, back inside
Knight Kanda c'mere deak and ill cut u
Knight Kanda: Princess, are you feeling alright? What's wrong?
Conman Nea: Just... Just a few glasses.
Conman Nea chuckles
Princess Zuki nods and just. forces a smile
Assassin Deak : >
Princess Zuki: i'm fine, i promise.
Assassin Deak inches,, closer,, to,, kanda
Knight Kanda: ...
Conman Nea: I'm glad to hear it, though. Things aren't as stable and safe in some of the other kingdoms these days.
Knight Kanda: If you insist, Princess. You can tell me if something is the matter, though, no matter what it may be.
Knight Kanda i f uckking see you
Assassin Deak B')
Knight Kanda im gonna pretend i dont though
Princess Zuki nods but. is she gonna tell? nope
Princess Zuki ,,,not unless she hears nea n alma talking shit
Princess Zuki shes got her ears on u two hooligans
Assassin Deak OOOOO ARE WE GONNA STAB SOMEONE?
Assassin Lavi ffs Deak I caN'T LEAVE U ALONE FOR 2 SECONDS
Assassin Deak let me have fun
Assassin Deak you tolD ME TO HAVE FUN
Assassin Deak tO RELAX
Queen Alma: Truly. It is a sad occurrence, and the royalty of certain Kingdoms are... perhaps unfit to take care of the people. I hope it is not the same from where you come from, Sir, that would truly be tragic.
Assassin Deak that's what i'm do in g
Queen Alma im just saying zuki,,, ur kinda,,, unfit to rule in my opinion,,,,,,,,,,
Princess Zuki h e a r s y o u t a l k i n g s h i t
Assassin Lavi dyING DOESN'T COUNT AS RELAXING
Princess Zuki sqUINTS IN THAT DIRECTION
Assassin Deak uh?? yES?? IT DOES???
Queen Alma looks over in zuki's direction briefly
Conman Nea shakes his head softly
Queen Alma i saw u take off ur mask i know who u are
Conman Nea: Worry not, things are well enough where I'm from, though far from perfect.
Assassin Deak hey,
Assassin Deak hey, lavi
Assassin Deak watch this
Princess Zuki w i l l c u t u
Assassin Lavi nO
Princess Zuki via kanda but
Assassin Deak :3c
Conman Nea: Though I appreciate the concern. It's good to know that your compassion doesn't stop with at the borders of your land.
Assassin Deak ok ok,,
Assassin Lavi BAD
Knight Kanda zuki why would you use me to cut the queen who would declare war instantly
Knight Kanda that is bad planning
Messenger Cecil asdfghjk
Princess Zuki she wont declare war if we kill her,,,
Princess Zuki WHO AM I TONIGHT I AM NOT ZUK I
Queen Alma: I'm glad to hear it. We can strive for perfection, but surely not reach it unfortunately. I care for the people of my Kingdom, true, but also those who are affected by negative decisions. People should be safe wherever they are, no matter who rules them. Even those who may be misled in their... methods.
Queen Alma very casually looks at zuki one more time before casually looking back at nea
Knight Kanda zuki n o
Knight Kanda you're as bad as that stupid shadow guy
Princess Zuki gl A RI N G
Knight Kanda that i was going to kick out of the window
Conman Nea wow this chicks an angel
Messenger Cecil no mercy
Princess Zuki mumbles
Princess Zuki: she's looking over here.
Knight Kanda: Who?
Conman Nea: The world needs more people like you. Perhaps then there'd be less fighting.
Princess Zuki: the queen.
Knight Kanda looks over at the queen for a second
Knight Kanda: She looks to be talking to that... man?
Princess Zuki: she was looking here. i saw her.
Princess Zuki is tired
Conman Nea why you gotta be pausing like that
Conman Nea im manly af
Knight Kanda ,,,, sure
Messenger Cecil adgji lmaO
Knight Kanda: Is there a problem with her looking over?
Messenger Cecil rip nea
Princess Zuki: ...
Princess Zuki: ...we should go.
Princess Zuki Is Tired
Messenger Cecil aw
Knight Kanda: ...If that is what you want, then we can leave now.
Queen Alma: You flatter me, sir. There are people better than myself, but what I can do to help I would do without second thought. Enough about me, however. What about yourself? Surely you have stories to share.
Assassin Deak .... :3c
Queen Alma zuki ur really really really a pacifist
Assassin Deak or you could declare war.
Princess Zuki SHHHHJ MEG FUCKED UP TONIGHT
Assassin Deak declare war on each other.
Princess Zuki OLD ZUKI KEEPS POPPING IN N SAYING HEY LIKE THE LIL BITCH SHE I S
Knight Kanda dont give anyone ideas
Conman Nea: Oh, me? I'm not too terribly interesting of a man.
Knight Kanda shut up before i cut u
Assassin Deak WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR!
Conman Nea: I've simply been travelling here and there as of late.
Princess Zuki watch as meg tries to fix it all by saying zuki's tired n putting her back to her meek lil self
Assassin Deak whispers,
Assassin Deak: war...! war...! war...!
Assassin Deak sn i c kers and slips back into the shadows
Messenger Cecil d ea k n o
Conman Nea: When I heard about this event I simply couldn't pass it up.
Princess Zuki: { ok so im jsut quickly resetting zuki bcuz i did Not mean for her to be such a bitch tonight so uh ignoRE HER PLS
Knight Kanda stop being such a wimp and come out of those stupid shadows you bitch
Knight Kanda ill cut you rh rn
Assassin Deak i like the shadows
Princess Zuki looks down
Assassin Deak plus, i'm not supposed to get in trouble tonight
Princess Zuki why does it always boil down to waR
Queen Alma war decides a victor
Queen Alma otherwise no one wins and no one loses
Queen Alma one cannot progress that way
Messenger Cecil so anyway is anyone at the food table rn
Messenger Cecil ,,,
Princess Zuki everyone's a loser in war
Assassin Lavi okay but y'know how else you can decide a victor
Assassin Lavi assassination
Princess Zuki u know how else u can decide a victor?
Princess Zuki rock paper scissors
Princess Zuki board games
Princess Zuki chess
Princess Zuki not harmful stuff
Conman Nea tfw u run out of things to talk 2 the queen about. he's too drunk for this
Messenger Cecil negotiations..
Assassin Deak ASSASSINATIONNNNNNN
Conman Nea someone end him
Queen Alma smh
Assassin Deak i'll end u
Messenger Cecil returns to the food table
Queen Alma please no murder
Messenger Cecil is snacking that there garlic shrimp
Messenger Cecil so good
Messenger Cecil rip his breath tho
Princess Zuki this war shit is gettin to her fhfjgh
Queen Alma this is too formal for me jfc
Queen Alma i want to plan war strategies y cant i do that
Queen Alma : (
Assassin Deak war, war, wAR, WAR
Conman Nea talk 2 me abt ur war strats
Queen Alma how do i bring that up and sound normal, sir, please explain
Queen Alma aND WHY
Queen Alma WITH YOU
Queen Alma who i dont even know the name of
Conman Nea because its be fun
Conman Nea have some wine
Conman Nea talk war to me
Queen Alma thats dangerous no offense stran g er
Assassin Deak u should talk war to me
Assassin Deak ; )
Conman Nea i wouldnt hurt a f ly
Conman Nea & im drunk i wont remember
Princess Zuki looks at the door
Assassin Deak has had a few glasses of wine but could take a few more
Assassin Deak pours some wine on kanda oops
Assassin Deak gOTTA RUN
Knight Kanda w ha t the f uc k
Knight Kanda stands there for a good like second
Assassin Deak HAHA FUCK I'M GONNA DIE
Knight Kanda is going to #murder
Princess Zuki gASPS AND COVERS HER MOUTH
Knight Kanda is goin g t o m u r d er
Princess Zuki: a--- a-are you okay?!
Assassin Deak is somewhat drunk and stumbling with each step
Assassin Deak is la ughing
Assassin Lavi gdi deak
Knight Kanda nods slowly before moving to chase after a soon to be dead bitch
Knight Kanda yolo srry be back princess
Assassin Deak blame it on the alcohol
Princess Zuki just. waTCH ES
Conman Nea blinks over at the crowd
Assassin Lavi casually walks by and tugs on Kanda's hair as he starts running woops who left htis ponytail here just asking to get pulled
Knight Kanda jfhSKFHEJKHGJKEHGE
Conman Nea: well, looks like someone messed up
Assassin Lavi Deak u'd better fucking run faster
Queen Alma oh ym god no why
Knight Kanda dRAWS HIS SWORD AND SWINGS AT THE BITCH
Assassin Deak if i die, make sure jiji knows-
Assassin Deak lAVI YOU STUPID FUCK
Princess Zuki ARE TH E SE PEOPLE FROM THE KIINGDO M..............
Conman Nea: ...........
Assassin Deak you're the best, lavi
Queen Alma part of me should stop this
Conman Nea how many brownie points would it earn me if i tried 2 stop the fight for u alma
Queen Alma part of me wants to watch
Queen Alma if it gets too violent, a lot.
Queen Alma if it doesn't, not a lot.
Conman Nea is a Confident Drunk
Conman Nea but also a Lazy Drunk
Assassin Lavi dodGES INTO THE CROWD FASTER THAN HIS IDIOT DRUNK TWIN B Y E
Princess Zuki is ashamed. not of kanda but of this situation in general
Knight Kanda iS SHOVING PEOPLE TO GET TO THESE TWIN BITCHES
Assassin Deak lAUGHING LOUDLY
Assassin Lavi gO DEAK GO
Assassin Lavi is running like Hell
Knight Kanda my throwing accuracy is pretty good
Knight Kanda how much do you two want to bet that if i throw my sword i'll hit one of you
Assassin Deak THROW IT AT MEEEEE
Princess Zuki iS ABOUT TO YELL
Assassin Lavi probably not me--
Assassin Lavi DEAK NO
Knight Kanda okay
Assassin Deak AHAHAHAHAAAA
Knight Kanda ill throw it at you
Assassin Deak goodbye, lavi
Princess Zuki iS GONNA YELL
Assassin Deak i love u
Knight Kanda throws the sword at idk one of those loser twins
Queen Alma vIOLENT AF WHO HAS CONTROL OF THAT KNIGHT AND THOSE TWIns
Princess Zuki IS ABOUT TO YELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IN 0.2 SECONDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Princess Zuki YELLING WILL NOW COMMENCE IN 5..............4....................3.................2..........................1.........................
Princess Zuki: KANDA!
Knight Kanda oops
Assassin Deak can i get hit and like not die
Knight Kanda sure y not
Assassin Deak that would be great
Assassin Deak thank u
Knight Kanda no prob
Knight Kanda thank u
Knight Kanda stops chasing them and just kinda,, stands there
Assassin Deak getS PINNED TO THE WALL BY HIS SHIRT AND THE SWORD
Assassin Deak s norting and laughing
Conman Nea is entertained as FUCK
Assassin Lavi DEAK
Queen Alma same
Assassin Deak: laaviii... it got mee....
Assassin Lavi did u just
Assassin Lavi use my actual name
Princess Zuki is Not Happy
Assassin Deak fuc k
Assassin Lavi u fucking
Conman Nea: Someone should... stop this....
Assassin Lavi dIPSHIT
Assassin Deak fU CK
Conman Nea but
Knight Kanda looks back at zuki for a moment before moving towards deak
Conman Nea not right now
Assassin Deak IT WAS LOW ENOUGH
Queen Alma who tf is lavi
Assassin Deak NO ONE HEARD ME
Assassin Deak SHUT UP
Assassin Lavi nOT ME THAT's WHO
Princess Zuki moVES TOWARDS KANDA N DEAK
Assassin Deak lavi is no one
Queen Alma no i heard u im p sure
Assassin Lavi Lavi is his
Knight Kanda fucking gonna wreck ur shit rn deak
Assassin Lavi uh
Assassin Lavi pet
Assassin Deak ye
Assassin Deak my cat
Assassin Deak the best cat
Assassin Deak wreck me
Princess Zuki is about to wreck bOTH UR SHITS
Assassin Lavi nyOOMS BY AND hair yoinks before running agaIN
Knight Kanda grabs the hilt and yanks it out before --
Knight Kanda mOThER fuCKER
Assassin Lavi KEKEKEKEKE
Assassin Lavi really tho Deak u'd better fucking get out of here or I'll kill u myself for this
Queen Alma i could stop this
Queen Alma i could also not
Assassin Lavi Alma I thought we had something special :'<
Assassin Deak or i could cause more shit
Assassin Lavi NO
Queen Alma but you're not the one who's stuck
Assassin Deak :3c
Princess Zuki tAKES A DEEP BREATH AND JUST. grabs kanda's hand
Knight Kanda i was about to kill this bitch y did u stop me
Assassin Deak snickering and just. falls over
Princess Zuki: we are leaving. you and these children have caused quite enough of a ruckus.
Assassin Deak just gonna lay here as the world fucking spins
Knight Kanda scOFFS??
Knight Kanda i mean totally not @ u princess
Princess Zuki >:// ur on thiN ICE, KANDA
Assassin Deak ur welcome, kandass
Assassin Deak haha rip me
Assassin Deak jiji's gonna have my head,,,,
Princess Zuki: can i trust you to follow me, or will i have to drag you out?
Knight Kanda you couldn't drag me if you tried
Knight Kanda: There isn't any need to drag me. My apologies.
Assassin Lavi sneaks over to Deak while Kanda's at the smol mercy and just grabs him by the collar and gives him a few good smacks for Bookman
Assassin Deak o w
Assassin Lavi >: |
Assassin Deak tRIES BITING HIM
Assassin Deak is so fucking drunk rn it's not funny
Princess Zuki looks back at deak and lavi and then to alma
Princess Zuki have fun lol
Assassin Deak like seriously
Queen Alma: I cannot believe this.
Assassin Lavi shaKING HIM BY THE COLLAR
Queen Alma oh my g o d
Assassin Deak isa is fed up with my shit
Assassin Lavi: you are in so much trouble right now
Princess Zuki turns and just. staRTS WALKIN AWA Y
Assassin Deak just looks at him blankly and just
Assassin Deak points at him
Assassin Deak: do i know you?
Queen Alma: I can't say I expected more from a Kingdom's ruler that cannot keep her Kingdom in line, but surely I expected a bit more for her keeping a singular person in line.
Princess Zuki is about to crY
Princess Zuki stops
Princess Zuki is reALLY about to cry
Princess Zuki: ...my apologies, your highness. it will not happen again.
Assassin Deak s n i c k er i n g
Assassin Deak lowers his head and murmurs,,
Assassin Deak it's pretty unintelligible tho
Queen Alma: Your promises don't hold much when you equate them to the prosperity of your Kingdom, dear.
Princess Zuki u should be thanking me for not having a heart attack right here right now
Queen Alma: You are far too young and far too naive to sway, much like a dandelion compared to a rose.
Queen Alma: Your advisers should think better should they have the right head to do so.
Assassin Deak: are you sure i'm... the one in trouble?
Princess Zuki if u look close enough u can see her starting to shake :'))
Assassin Deak kekekekek
Queen Alma sighs
Queen Alma: Ruling isn't a job for a wilting child, dear, perhaps you should pass the torch sooner than later and let them try to fix the shambles of your Kingdom.
Princess Zuki: ...y...yes, ma'am.
Princess Zuki should let cicia fall like daethen did---
Queen Alma that is literally not what i said
Queen Alma: One last thing:
Queen Alma: Don't ruin the lives of your people just because your life won't last. That isn't fair to them.
Assassin Lavi: Yes
Assassin Lavi : /
Assassin Deak looks at him again
Assassin Deak hhhhhhh
Princess Zuki wants peace between everyone :'((
Queen Alma youre naive
Princess Zuki: y...es, m...a'am...
Assassin Lavi lmaooooo
Queen Alma :'((
Princess Zuki is walkin and walkin and walkin and sHE GONE
Princess Zuki may or may not be crying by now who knows
Queen Alma looks over at deak and lavi
Queen Alma g lares
Assassin Deak fu c k
Assassin Deak glances over
Assassin Deak: ...allow me to apologize.
Assassin Lavi I would say this is your fault and u deal wit--
Assassin Deak: i don't know what came over me.
Assassin Lavi oh
Assassin Lavi okay
Queen Alma: Learn self-control.
Assassin Lavi don't fuck this up
Queen Alma: Both of you.
Assassin Deak: yes, your majesty.
Queen Alma: I expected more from you.
Queen Alma looks at lavi : /
Assassin Deak: yes ma'am.
Assassin Deak: ah...
Assassin Deak looks at lavi too,,
Princess Zuki is currently outside and bawling but still lookin cute in her dress
Assassin Lavi: Apologies. I was just trying to prevent this idiot from becoming one of the dead.
Assassin Deak: ...my cousin and i are very sorry.
Assassin Lavi gives Deak another smack b/c really now : /
Queen Alma: ..........Cousin?
Queen Alma you said he was your brother
Assassin Deak oW
Queen Alma i have more than one problem with you now
Assassin Deak wHAT
Assassin Deak fuc k
Assassin Deak: i mean... brother....
Assassin Deak: this alcohol. it's messing with me.
Assassin Lavi I said he was family I didn't say brother
Queen Alma: ...
Assassin Deak: m-my apologies...
Queen Alma i said brother and you said yES
Assassin Deak: i am so very sorry, ma'am.
Assassin Lavi I said I came with like company
Queen Alma oh
Queen Alma well now he said brother
Assassin Lavi he's drUNK
Queen Alma shrugs not my problem
Queen Alma actually it is
Queen Alma because you guys made a mESS
Queen Alma: As you should be.
Assassin Deak: ...
Queen Alma: Surely you were taught better.
Assassin Deak: yes, ma'am, we were.
Assassin Lavi: I do apologize, your Highness. I will be sure to keep him on a tighter leash from now on, as he was taught better than this.
Assassin Deak growls softly @ lavi
Queen Alma: I may not agree with the child's methods of ruling, but at least she has her age as an excuse.
Queen Alma sighs
Queen Alma you all suck this is why nea's my favorite
Assassin Deak: ...i have no excuses, ma'am. i am very sorry.
Assassin Lavi don't u growl at me I'm not the one who dumped WINE ON THE ANGRIEST KNIGHT HERE
Princess Zuki iS DOING HER BES T
Queen Alma: As you have said many times, sir.
Assassin Deak dips his head,,
Queen Alma: Apologies only fix so much, and words only express a quantifiable amount. See to it that you control yourself in the future.
Assassin Lavi: We shall see to it, your Highness
Queen Alma i have to clean this mess you bitcHES
Assassin Lavi grabs Deak by the ear and marches him away
Assassin Deak: if there is anything-
Assassin Deak hHH OWWWW
Assassin Deak oW OW OW
Assassin Deak oW
Assassin Lavi: SOMEONE is getting a re-introductory course to his ettiquette lessons : /
Assassin Deak h e lpm e
Queen Alma no one here is going to help you
Assassin Deak: ow... ow, ow, ow....
Princess Zuki is still cryin outside tbH
Queen Alma and i actually liked you, 'astor'
Queen Alma : ' (
Assassin Deak ,,,
Assassin Deak i'm?? sorry for oNCE
Assassin Lavi loOK I WASN'T GOING TO LET MY FAMILY GET KILLED even if they are a dumbass APPARENTLY
Assassin Deak I'M ACTUALLY SORRY FOR ONCE IN MY LIFE
Princess Zuki aRE U SORRY TO ME OPR ALMA
Assassin Deak I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M SORRY
Queen Alma i rule a kingdom
Princess Zuki i do too
Queen Alma sorry doesnt do much
Princess Zuki but im also dying of heart disease n desperately searching for someone to take the throne before i die
Queen Alma do you know how many murderers come in and go 'im sorry'?
Queen Alma do you expect me to forgive everyone who says im sorry
Queen Alma do you thinking ruling a kingdom is that easy?
Queen Alma because if you do, i hope to every god that you don't rule a kingdom
Queen Alma : /
Princess Zuki ....ma'am you're one to talk because your kingdom just loves you oh-so much you don't have to do anything
Assassin Deak ,,,
Queen Alma why do you think my kingdom loves me, princess
Queen Alma please explain
Princess Zuki you have them all fooled with your cult
Queen Alma what cult do you keep talking abOUT
Princess Zuki i try to give my people peace and hope, but apparently not declaring war on daethen is a crime in and of itself
Princess Zuki thE BULLSHIT PROPHECY STUFF
Queen Alma you come into my kingdom
Queen Alma insult the religion we believe in
Queen Alma and then question why my kingdom runs smoothly
Queen Alma whereas yours doesnt
Princess Zuki you insult my beliefs i insult yours
Assassin Deak o damn
Princess Zuki mine doesn't because GOD FORBID I DON'T START A WAR
Assassin Deak FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT
Queen Alma i insulted your method of ruling
Queen Alma not your beliefs
Princess Zuki i believe in peace for all
Princess Zuki you believe in survival of the fittest
Queen Alma if you cannot make sacrifices for the good of your people, you are unfit to rule
Assassin Lavi hey Zuki how much would u pay us for silence : )
Princess Zuki what sacrifices are to be made? we are not in danger. we never have been and the people are angry over nothing
Queen Alma youre naive, you believe in this idea of 'peace for all', but that doesn't exist
Queen Alma and thats why your kingdom is dying
Assassin Deak : )
Princess Zuki it DOES exist. anything exists, just like your piss-poor excuse for a unicorn
Queen Alma how is my unicorn a piss-poor excuse for a unicorn
Queen Alma if it is a unicorn
Queen Alma ,,,,thats a logical error
Assassin Lavi fallacy
Princess Zuki my kingdom is dying because my people refuse to accept me as their leader, even though i have put everything on the line for their sake. i refuse to let any harm befall my people
Princess Zuki my kingdom will be peaceful, even if it takes my death to change it. we are not fighters; we are defenders
Queen Alma you defend from nothing if you fight for nothing
Princess Zuki we have nothing to fight for
Princess Zuki these people have everything. what else is left to give?
Queen Alma if they had everything, they wouldnt be revolting
Queen Alma so evidently they dont have everything
Princess Zuki i'd be able to do something about it if they would give me an answer besides some petty revenge spew
Queen Alma you refuse to take and so they refuse to give
Princess Zuki take???
Queen Alma take from others what they want — their revenge for something they loved
Assassin Lavi u people and ur politics
Queen Alma arent you busy schooling your family member
Assassin Lavi nah I got one better
Assassin Lavi my gramps schooling my family member :3
Princess Zuki meg is running out of shit to say so here's zuki crying again
Queen Alma oh, alright
Assassin Deak someone help me
Princess Zuki iS CRYING X40
Assassin Lavi hey so if u die crying can I have ur throne
Queen Alma wow
Princess Zuki no im giving it to kanda
Princess Zuki revenge on all u fuckers
Assassin Lavi but I taught u how 2 dance before u died that oughtta mean something
Assassin Lavi would Kanda have taught u 2 dance
Queen Alma: kanda voice from afar: yes
Princess Zuki: { dude how long would kanda have even been with zuki
Princess Zuki: { hes like early thirties right??? n zuki is 15
Queen Alma: he started his knight training when he was around sixteen and now hes in his early thirties so ]
Princess Zuki: { dANG THATS LIKE 14-13 YEARS
Queen Alma: well if i say he's 32 and he started when he was 16 then he's been there for,, sixteen years ]
Princess Zuki: { G O D HES BEEN THERE SINCE BEFORE ZUKI WAS EVEN BOR N
Queen Alma: yeAH ]
Assassin Deak what do i get?
Princess Zuki kanda's been with me since before i was born yall get nothing
Assassin Lavi depends on how big the throne seat is
Assassin Deak wow
Assassin Deak ur not going to share?
Assassin Deak :'<
Assassin Lavi wow r00d
Assassin Lavi but we're actually royal by blood : /
Assassin Lavi technically
Assassin Deak yeah
Princess Zuki: { imagine spending like 16 years of ur life slowly watching a kid die
Princess Zuki: { a+ experience
Princess Zuki i S ST I LL CR Y I N G
Assassin Lavi: I mean probably wouldn't know until later years but }
Assassin Lavi: that'd probably }
Assassin Lavi: make it worse }
Queen Alma: y i k e s ]
Queen Alma: y I K E S ]
Assassin Lavi: LMAO }
Assassin Lavi: "Going to serve this princess for a long, long lifetime--" "Nope sorry now we found out she's dying" }
Assassin Lavi: b/c medeival medicine wasn't good enough to tell that stuff as early as now }
Queen Alma: tbh tho ]
Queen Alma: if lavi or deak had managed to take cicia's throne from zuki, kanda would like,,, not serve them at all ]
Queen Alma: or anyone else for that matter like ew ]
Assassin Lavi: they'd be fine with that lmao }
Assassin Deak: ;; y e ah r i p
Queen Alma: eW ESPECIALLY THEM ]
Assassin Lavi: they're not even after Cicia anyway tho it'd still suit them if they couldn't get Birland }
Queen Alma: i didnt even think about it for a moment but ew ]
Queen Alma: srry cross is eternal ]
Queen Alma: : ( ]
Assassin Lavi: "well we still get the royal lyfe” }
Princess Zuki: { aW KANDA
Assassin Deak: ;; deak's probably gonna die so
Assassin Deak: ;; cOUGHS
Princess Zuki: { zuki n kanda best buds 4 lyfe
Assassin Deak: ;; i mean what
Assassin Deak: ;; sweeps that under the rug
Queen Alma: w hat ]
Princess Zuki: { >:/
Assassin Lavi: sq UINTS }
Assassin Deak: ;; aNYWAY
Assassin Deak: ;; so about that kanda and zuki, right?
Queen Alma: i wanna ]
Queen Alma: bring lena in too ]
Assassin Lavi: SQUINTS }
Princess Zuki: { lmAO
Assassin Lavi: y e }
Princess Zuki: { BRING IN LENA
Princess Zuki: { BRING IN LENA
Assassin Deak: ;; so,,
Assassin Deak: ;; i can have doug?
Queen Alma: no ]
Messenger Cecil: ( was there ever a 1 muse rule
Messenger Cecil: ( rip doug
Assassin Deak: ;; : (
Queen Alma: there was a two muse rule ]
Queen Alma: doug isnt allowed bc hes a knockoff allen ]
Messenger Cecil: ( oUcH
Queen Alma: and bc hes canonically dead ]
Assassin Deak: ;; i
Assassin Deak: ;; w o w
Messenger Cecil: ( deak doesn't exist in canon anymore either
Princess Zuki: { JUSTICE FOR DOUG
Messenger Cecil: ( ALMA IS CANON DEAD TOO
Princess Zuki: { jUSTICE FOR DOUG
Princess Zuki: { ZUKI ISNT EVEN R E A L
Queen Alma: not my oc alma ]
Queen Alma: >: ( ]
Messenger Cecil: ( CECIL ISNT EVEN R E A L
Assassin Deak: ;; :'<
Queen Alma: just kidding isa u can have allen ]
Assassin Deak: ;; g o es back to the co rn e r
Queen Alma: i mean doug ]
Messenger Cecil: ( j u s t I c e f o r d o u g
Queen Alma: my bad [
Assassin Deak: ;; WAHT TEH F UCK DONT INSULT HIM LIKE TH A T
Queen Alma: i get them mixed up sometimes ]
Queen Alma: theyre so alike ]
Messenger Cecil: ( rood
Assassin Deak: ;; WH A THT EF CUK
Queen Alma: cant even tell the difference ]
Assassin Deak: ;; SC R E AM S
Princess Zuki IS CRYING HARDER BCUZ OF THE DOUG TRASHING
Queen Alma: does doug want to join ]
Messenger Cecil: ( doug pls declare war on alma
Queen Alma: #viva la revolution ]
Assassin Deak: ;; he is a mere knight,,
Queen Alma: wtf offended fine i see how it is ]
Assassin Deak: ;; he cannot declare war
Messenger Cecil: ( declaRe wAR
Messenger Cecil: ( USURP
Messenger Cecil: ( VIVA LA REVOLUTION
Queen Alma: VIVA LA REVOLUTIONNNN ]
Knight Doug joined the chat 10 minutes ago
Queen Alma: wait who is he a knight for ]
Knight Doug VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!!!!
Knight Doug: ;; probably cross but
Knight Doug: ;; shh
Messenger Cecil: ( o mg
Messenger Cecil: ( r I p
Queen Alma: wrong revolution then ]
Queen Alma: gtfo ]
Knight Doug no
Princess Zuki Is Still Outside Crying
Princess Zuki: { i lvole doign this shit
Knight Doug hi, i'm late
Princess Zuki: { also
Princess Zuki: { douG U MISSED THE ACTION
Messenger Cecil is here
Princess Zuki: { so did cecil but
Messenger Cecil ):
Princess Zuki :'(((
Messenger Cecil ventures into the garden
Messenger Cecil hears ? crying
Princess Zuki that would be mE
Messenger Cecil follows the noise and sees zuki
Knight Doug: ;; tfw ur muses pretty much hate each other so
Messenger Cecil so do I or do I not know u are zukes? O:<
Knight Doug: ;; this should be interesting
Messenger Cecil: ( rip isa
Messenger Cecil: ( w a r
Princess Zuki u do bcuz alma said it straight up tbH
Knight Doug: ;; w a r
Messenger Cecil when
Messenger Cecil I was n t theRe
Princess Zuki when zuki was tryin to break up deak and kanda's fight (u weRENT THERE FOR THAT EITH ER I DONT THIN K)
Knight Doug is probably the shortest knight of his kingdom but
Knight Doug doesn't care
Messenger Cecil I WASNT THERE
Messenger Cecil jUST RUB IT IN WHY DON'T U
Knight Doug walks in and kneels before the queen
Knight Doug: ...your majesty.
Princess Zuki deak poured wine on kanda n kanda went apeshit n that led to alma embarrassing zuki in front of everyone by goin on like "ur naive" n all that
Messenger Cecil ))))))))):
Knight Doug: it's an honor.
Messenger Cecil o shit
Messenger Cecil m still waiting on the logs asfgh
Princess Zuki is sitting on a bench or some shit with her head in her hands n jsut. sobbing
Princess Zuki is a horrible princess
Messenger Cecil uh oh
Knight Doug keeps his head down and just. keeps his eyes closed
Messenger Cecil: Y-Your majesty...?
Princess Zuki snAPS HER HEAD UP U STARTLED HER
Messenger Cecil aA
Queen Alma: fUCK YEAH LENA IS RDY 2 KILL ]
Messenger Cecil starts and immediately raises his hands to show he meant no harm
Assassin Deak stands in the corner, Watching
Assassin Deak recognizes that short motherfucker
Knight Doug has yet to even notice deak
Knight Doug will probably ignore him afterwards
Princess Zuki takes a deep breath and just. puts her head back down to keEP CRYING
Princess Zuki is a fuckin mess as per usual
Messenger Cecil o h n o
Messenger Cecil hesitantly walks over and , pats her shoulder , ,
Messenger Cecil is he even allowed to touch her
Messenger Cecil also r u still wearing ur mask
Princess Zuki is nOT
Messenger Cecil uh oh
Messenger Cecil: W-What happened...?
Princess Zuki sniffles and just. puts her arms down but she's just kinda staring down at her feet
Messenger Cecil sits down , next to her
Princess Zuki: ...if i-i can't even keep my knights in check, wh-what kind of a leader am i..?
Assassin Deak sux 2 suqq hahah
Princess Zuki: m-my kingdom is in shambles a-and i'm trying to enjoy myself! i-i-- what kind of a leader... i...
Knight Doug i am going to fight him
Princess Zuki aaand she's crackin up
Assassin Lavi what's happening
Assassin Deak t h e b i t c h i s h e r e
Knight Doug hi
Assassin Lavi the who
Messenger Cecil puts one and one together
Messenger Cecil: Your kingdom...
Messenger Cecil eyes widen
Assassin Deak never mind foRGET I SAID ANYTHING
Messenger Cecil: Y-You are Princess Zuki of the kingdom of Cicia
Knight Doug been down on,, one knee for a long while now,,,
Assassin Lavi but
Knight Doug queen alma,,,
Assassin Lavi ....
Messenger Cecil lets say I missed the whole thing bc sel isnt comfy having to pretend to know shit that she doesnt kno
Assassin Lavi okay
Knight Doug your majesty,,,,,
Knight Doug pls notice me, senpai
Knight Doug: ;; i'mg one by e
Assassin Lavi: omg }
Queen Alma: siNCE WHEN ]
Messenger Cecil: ( rip doug s knee
Knight Doug: ;; sINCE DOUG CAME IN, HE'S BEEN ON ONE KNEE TO GREET ALMA
Queen Alma: hAS HE REA L LY ]
Queen Alma: Im SO SOrrY I miSSED IT ]
Knight Doug: ;; YES
Queen Alma: a w k w a rc ]
Knight Doug: ;; IT 'S O K AY
Knight Doug: ;; I'M LA UG H IN G
Queen Alma: awkwarc ]
Knight Doug: ;; awkwarc
Queen Alma: oH I SEE IT ]
Knight Doug: ;; Y E
Queen Alma shit what lets pretend u havent been doing that for like five years
Queen Alma im normally more attentive sorry
Knight Doug thank u, ma'am
Queen Alma wait who even are you
Knight Doug it's alright
Knight Doug one of,, king cross' knights,,
Queen Alma: iS SHE SUPPOSED TO KNOW HIm ]
Knight Doug: ;; iF U WANT HER TO
Knight Doug: ;; SHE DOESN'T HAVE TO
Queen Alma: are there ties between her kingdom and birdland ]
Knight Doug: ;; p ossibly n o t
Knight Doug: ;; b u t
Knight Doug: ...king cross sent me as a messenger.
Knight Doug: to request that...
Knight Doug holds his breath for a moment before sighing
Messenger Cecil: (vWAR
Knight Doug: he wishes to have some of the wine from the party.
Queen Alma oh my god pleas--
Queen Alma i knew it
Knight Doug: he is drunken beyond belief, ma'am.
Messenger Cecil: ( lmaO
Knight Doug: i apologize.
Queen Alma takes a deep breath
Queen Alma: Tell your King that I will never give him my wine ever until he recompenses me for my bird he felt the necessity to shoot down.
Queen Alma >: (
Knight Doug: ...
Knight Doug swallows hard and keeps his head lowered
Knight Doug: yes ma'am.
Messenger Cecil rip
Queen Alma: But you are more than welcome to have some if you'd like, sir.
Knight Doug: ...thank you, ma'am.
Knight Doug isn't sure whether,, he should stand or not,,
Knight Doug r i p
Queen Alma: No need to be so formal, you're more than welcome to get up.
Queen Alma: I don't need you on your knee.
Knight Doug th an k y o u
Knight Doug stands slowly, dipping his head once more
Queen Alma fuck cross
Queen Alma why dont you just come join my kingdom instead
Queen Alma id be more than glad to have you
Knight Doug aaaa
Knight Doug i will take it into consideration
Knight Doug thank you ;v;
Queen Alma the offer is always on the table
Assassin Deak u don't want a knight like him
Queen Alma why not
Assassin Deak he's a snitch
Messenger Cecil someone is jeeellllyyyy
Assassin Deak he tells everything he knows when you get him drunk enough
Assassin Deak jEALOUS?!?! HOW AM I JEALOUS?!?!!?
Queen Alma but hes cute
Queen Alma i like him
Knight Doug : >
Messenger Cecil he's a knight and you're not
Assassin Deak he's just a knight
Assassin Deak nothing more, nothing less
Messenger Cecil he's at least somewhere close to the royalty
Queen Alma and youre an illegitimate child
Queen Alma so you're not even anything at all
Assassin Deak he couldn't even protect that commoner child that w-
Assassin Deak wow
Messenger Cecil oUcH
Queen Alma sorry
Queen Alma that was rude
Queen Alma it just,,, slipped out
Knight Doug ge t h i m
Assassin Deak fine. make him your knight. see where it gets you
Queen Alma if he takes my offer, i will
Pegasus Knight Lena joined the chat
Messenger Cecil: ( gaps
Messenger Cecil: ( there she is,,,,
Assassin Deak: ;; alice lives again
Assassin Deak: ;; lena lives again
Messenger Cecil: ( I want Lena to become queen
Messenger Cecil: ( one true queen
Pegasus Knight Lena: my beautiful blood covered child ]
Pegasus Knight Lena: my merderer ]
Pegasus Knight Lena fight me doug
Pegasus Knight Lena knight v knight
Knight Doug wh
Knight Doug why
Knight Doug i
Pegasus Knight Lena there can only be one knight in charge
Knight Doug i do not want to fight right n o w
Pegasus Knight Lena and its me
Pegasus Knight Lena fight me
Knight Doug i
Knight Doug mademoiselle, please,,
Messenger Cecil ur colors are pretty together
Pegasus Knight Lena fiGHT ME RIGHT NOW OR I'LL SPEAR YOU THROUGH THE EYE
Knight Doug i nEED MY EYE
Knight Doug LEAVE ME AL ON E
Pegasus Knight Lena >: (
Knight Doug :'<
Pegasus Knight Lena weak
Knight Doug excusez-moi
Pegasus Knight Lena just sayin' it how it is
Knight Doug excusez-moi
Pegasus Knight Lena maybe if ya' fought
Knight Doug ExcUsEz-mOI?!?!!?
Pegasus Knight Lena or if ya' were any good at bein' a knight
Knight Doug fiGHT M E
Messenger Cecil doug is getting wrecked
Knight Doug FIGHT M E
Knight Doug FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT ME FIGHT ME
Pegasus Knight Lena ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Pegasus Knight Lena lets fight then
Knight Doug AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Pegasus Knight Lena meet me in the courtyard, doug
Pegasus Knight Lena unless you're too scared
Knight Doug >:I
Knight Doug gOING TO THE COURTYARD
Assassin Deak finally, rid of the bitch
Pegasus Knight Lena is waiting in the courtyard >: (
Knight Doug in the courtyard
Knight Doug lets go!
Princess Zuki is probably gonna watch from afar
Knight Doug >:I
Pegasus Knight Lena draws a v sharp sword ok rdy
Knight Doug dRAWS HIS SWORD AND SHIELD
Knight Doug IS READY
Assassin Deak gonna go watch
Pegasus Knight Lena go ahead take the first hit
Pegasus Knight Lena wimpy
Princess Zuki hates this shit but theyre not under her jurisdiction or w/e it is
Messenger Cecil is also watching then ig
Knight Doug carefully steps forward, eyes narrowed
Princess Zuki ,,,,does alma know about this--
Messenger Cecil to whoever is standing next to him,
Messenger Cecil: What is happening?
Princess Zuki it me
Knight Doug: en garde!
Knight Doug takes a slash at her tBH
Princess Zuki: ...they're fighting like barbarians.
Knight Doug FIGHT ME
Pegasus Knight Lena: We aren't fencing!
Knight Doug WE ARE NOW
Pegasus Knight Lena moVES BACK MOTHERFUckING FEnCING
Messenger Cecil: But she is a woman...
Messenger Cecil not used to female knights rip
Knight Doug slowly takes a step back before looking for another opportunity to attack
Princess Zuki
: so?
Messenger Cecil unless this is a kind if world where that is common????
Assassin Deak leans back against the wall and just watches
Princess Zuki: { going to bed
Princess Zuki left the chat
Pegasus Knight Lena are u a fencing knight btw
Assassin Deak is placing his bets on lenalee tbh
Pegasus Knight Lena what kind of knight fen ce s
Knight Doug i learned that way
Pegasus Knight Lena what a twig
Knight Doug are you going to attack back?
Knight Doug or are you just going to trash talk?
Pegasus Knight Lena i feel like trash talking
Knight Doug >:I
Pegasus Knight Lena and seeing if you're ever gonna do something useful w/ that stick you call a sword
Knight Doug spins before delivering a blow hopefully to her leg
Pegasus Knight Lena wHY DID YOU SPin doUG
Knight Doug bECAUSE IT TECHNICALLY HELPS
Knight Doug IT PUTS MORE POWER INTO THE BLOW
Pegasus Knight Lena and makes you more vulnerable to miss and get hit back if you do miss
Pegasus Knight Lena thats predictable bc u have 2 spin which takes more moving
Knight Doug good job pointing that out
Knight Doug now fight me
Pegasus Knight Lena cant u see im busy criticizing
Knight Doug s TOP AND FIGHT ME
Pegasus Knight Lena moves backwards to avoid the swipe before swinging back at him bitch u gotta use brute force not some twig
Knight Doug o k
Knight Doug ge ts hit and grips the wound with a hiss
Knight Doug glares at her before moving back, trying to calculate another attack
Knight Doug o i was wrong about that, oops
Knight Doug haha silly isa,,, spinning reduces power
Pegasus Knight Lena moves forward and swings the sword down at him
Knight Doug pARRIES!!
Knight Doug takes a step back and huffs
Pegasus Knight Lena hOW THE FUCK DID U PARRY WITH UR STUPID TWIG
Assassin Deak: just kick his ass already!
Knight Doug IT'S A GOOD SWORD SHUT UP
Pegasus Knight Lena moves forward again and swings once more
Pegasus Knight Lena not giving u time to wait
Knight Doug aHSHFHBG
Knight Doug qUICKLY STEPS BACK BEFORE STRIKING
Pegasus Knight Lena wHAT KIND OF STRIKE DANG IT
Knight Doug A STAB
Pegasus Knight Lena wow rude
Knight Doug I'M DONE PLAYING GA M ES
Knight Doug u were the one that wanted to fight me
Pegasus Knight Lena steps backwards ow i was poked by a twig
Pegasus Knight Lena v injure
Assassin Deak: kick his ass!
Pegasus Knight Lena ur stupid baby sword cant puncture armor smh
Pegasus Knight Lena these r the medieval times not the french revolution loSEr
Knight Doug takes another swing at her legs >:I
Assassin Deak this is almost painful
Pegasus Knight Lena moves back again for a second before stepping forward when the movement is completed, swinging the broadsword in a left arc
Assassin Deak is tempted to just
Assassin Deak draw his dagger and end doug himself
Pegasus Knight Lena chILL DEAK
Pegasus Knight Lena WHAT IS WROng
Assassin Deak >:IIIII
Knight Doug uM?!?!
Knight Doug t ak e s the hi t
Knight Doug because he's a man not a wimp
Knight Doug has two bleeding gashes now but
Pegasus Knight Lena no thats bc ur stupid
Knight Doug he isn't gonna give up
Pegasus Knight Lena being a man is knowing how to step back out of the general area of being hurt
Knight Doug will you like
Knight Doug leave me alone?
Knight Doug let me live while i still can??
Pegasus Knight Lena you agreed to fight, so no
Knight Doug bc i'm probably going to die before the end of this au
Knight Doug isa changed his mind
Pegasus Knight Lena brings the sword up and swings it down towards doug since he isnt moVING
Knight Doug parries again, panting just a bit
Knight Doug ok are you wearing any like face gear or
Pegasus Knight Lena you mean like a helmet
Knight Doug yeah
Knight Doug that thing
Knight Doug isa's tired ok
Pegasus Knight Lena not one that's covering my face, just the sides and back of my head
Knight Doug : >
Knight Doug takes swing at her face, hopefully to cut across her cheek and to her lips
Knight Doug : >
Pegasus Knight Lena nOT COOL
Knight Doug THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR CALLING MY SWORD A TWIG
Pegasus Knight Lena gets cut and steps back
Knight Doug quickly steps back afterward
Pegasus Knight Lena: It still cuts like a twig.
Knight Doug hums
Knight Doug: perhaps you'd like another cut.
Pegasus Knight Lena: Perhaps you'd like to find a better sword.
Knight Doug: have you perhaps got one i can borrow?
Knight Doug: i was not expecting a fight.
Pegasus Knight Lena: Unfortunately I'm lacking a spare at the moment.
Knight Doug: ah.
Knight Doug: that's quite alright.
Knight Doug: perhaps we should wait until i have a better weapon since this is unfair?
Pegasus Knight Lena: Is it unfair if that's the weapon you choose?
Pegasus Knight Lena: Should a Knight not be prepared at all times to be good?
Knight Doug: like i said... i was not expecting a fight. i came as a messenger.
Pegasus Knight Lena scoffs
Pegasus Knight Lena: A knight being a messenger surely sends a message.
Knight Doug hums
Knight Doug: with a king like cross, i think you would understand.
Pegasus Knight Lena sheathes her sword and shakes her head
Pegasus Knight Lena: A pity to have a King like that.
Knight Doug takes a deep breath before sheathing his sword as well
Knight Doug: ...he means well.
Pegasus Knight Lena: Sure, if not he would have been overthrown long ago.
Knight Doug: i will not argue.
Knight Doug: i see no point in it.
Knight Doug: ...it has been nice to see you, though... old friend.
Knight Doug smiles and turns to walk back to get himself some wine and patch himself up
Pegasus Knight Lena: OooOOo o ]
Pegasus Knight Lena: in te n se p ain ]
Knight Doug: ;; l aUGHS AND CRI E S
Assassin Deak: ...
Assassin Deak: you...
Assassin Deak: you know him?
Pegasus Knight Lena scoffs and wipes at her face
Pegasus Knight Lena: No.
Assassin Deak hums,,
Assassin Deak: why did he call you old friend then?
Assassin Deak tilts his head
Assassin Deak: there must be some sort of connection between you and him.
Pegasus Knight Lena: You ask a lot of questions, don't you?
Pegasus Knight Lena: I haven't the slightest idea, though.
Assassin Deak: i suppose i do.
Assassin Deak: i'm a very curious man.
Pegasus Knight Lena: Curiosity killed the cat.
Assassin Deak g r i n s
Assassin Deak: true.
Assassin Deak: good thing the cat has nine lives.
Knight Doug drinking wine, drinking wine, trying to fORGET
Knight Doug hahaha
Assassin Lavi has no idea where tf he is or what he's doing tbh
Assassin Deak come outside
Assassin Deak some chick just pretty much kicked a guy's ass
Assassin Lavi okay???
Assassin Lavi and I missed it?????
Assassin Deak yes
Assassin Deak you missed it
Assassin Lavi wow r00d af why didn't u invite me
Assassin Lavi I'm coming over >: (
Assassin Deak u were busy or something
Assassin Deak i didn't want to disturb u
Assassin Lavi comes over and just
Assassin Lavi who???
Assassin Lavi tf are these people
Assassin Lavi and have you been SOCIALIZING without me I'm impressed
Knight Doug i called the fight off
Knight Doug it's different
Assassin Deak i don't know their names but
Assassin Deak it was pretty boring
Assassin Deak he didn't really even fight
Assassin Lavi any blood?
Assassin Deak so neeh
Assassin Deak yeah
Assassin Deak he got cut up a few times
Assassin Lavi cuz I was gonna say
Assassin Lavi lame af if not
Assassin Deak it was still boring
Assassin Deak no one died
Assassin Lavi so still lame af
Assassin Deak yeah
Assassin Deak i took bets on the lady but
Assassin Deak he was chicken and ran to lick his wounds
Assassin Lavi shoulda gone and finished the job
Assassin Lavi Imeanwhat
Assassin Deak i actually thought about it
Assassin Lavi: Wanna introduce me to your new friends?
Assassin Deak he looks like one of "king cross'" knights
Assassin Deak sn or t s
Assassin Deak: friends?
Assassin Deak: you're kidding...
Assassin Lavi: Figure of speech, don't nitpick
Assassin Deak s c o f f s
Assassin Deak leans back against the wall
Assassin Deak: she says i ask a lot of questions.
Assassin Deak: i don't ask that many questions....
Pegasus Knight Lena yes you do
Assassin Lavi: Depends on the day
Assassin Deak um?? no??
Assassin Deak: ...so you agree with her?
Assassin Lavi: woops did I say that?
Assassin Lavi : >
Assassin Deak rolls his eye and gives lavi a playful shove
Assassin Lavi kek
Assassin Deak: you might as well have said it.
Assassin Lavi: Anyway unless her name is "she says I ask a lot of question" you didn't actually
Assassin Lavi: introduce me
Knight Doug comes back outside and sees Them
Assassin Deak rOLLS HIS EYE AGAIN
Assassin Lavi wiggles his brow at the lady
Assassin Lavi hey good lookin'
Assassin Deak: aestor. his name is aestor. he's my brother.
Assassin Deak slaps him on the back of the head
Assassin Deak: where're your manners?!
Assassin Lavi !!!!!!
Pegasus Knight Lena unimpressed af
Knight Doug just,, sits down and watches,,
Assassin Lavi: Why're you hitting me I didn't do anything!
Pegasus Knight Lena a rock would be more impressed rn
Assassin Lavi wow r00d
Assassin Deak: i saw you doing that weird thing you do!
Assassin Lavi the conman liked my flirtations : <
Assassin Lavi: weird thing?
Assassin Deak good for him
Assassin Lavi: You mean this?
Pegasus Knight Lena he must have low standards
Assassin Lavi wiggles his brow at Deak now
Assassin Deak: don't.
Assassin Deak STRAIGHT UP CONSIDERING SLAPPING HIM
Assassin Lavi brow wiggling intensifies
Assassin Deak shoves him back and shakes his head
Assassin Deak: ...anyway.
Assassin Lavi snickering
Assassin Deak: forget about my brother.
Assassin Lavi: wow.
Pegasus Knight Lena i think after this ill forget about both of you so
Assassin Lavi: Just throwin' me aside like that
Assassin Deak: my name is indulf.
Assassin Deak: it's a pleasure to meet you, madame.
Knight Doug ,,,
Assassin Lavi indulf
Knight Doug low giggling
Knight Doug what idiots
Assassin Deak shut the fuck up it's a good name
Assassin Lavi also it was astor, son of aestor but y'know
Pegasus Knight Lena: Pleasure. Is that all, or is there something else you'd like?
Assassin Lavi details
Assassin Deak shut the fUCK UP
Assassin Deak i'm trying
Assassin Deak: ...something... else?
Pegasus Knight Lena : /
Assassin Deak oh u mean like ur boobs or something haha
Assassin Deak jk jk
Assassin Deak pls don't kill me
Assassin Lavi rests his head on Deak's shoulder
Assassin Lavi: did you have something else in mind?
Assassin Lavi wiggly brow
Knight Doug w e i r d o s
Pegasus Knight Lena: Not particularly.
Pegasus Knight Lena : / / / / / / / /
Assassin Deak: we... have a few tricks up our sleeve.
Assassin Deak ch uc k l e s
Knight Doug oh my god
Assassin Lavi : > > > >
Knight Doug stands up
Knight Doug steps over and looks at them
Pegasus Knight Lena looks over oh its,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, u
Assassin Lavi fightfightfightfight
Knight Doug yeah, it's me. unfortunately.
Assassin Deak fIGHTFIGHTFIGHTFIGHT
Knight Doug: ...just... who are you two?
Knight Doug: and how did you get in here?
Pegasus Knight Lena: Oh, I assumed you would know one another.
Pegasus Knight Lena: You all act like you'd be friends.
Pegasus Knight Lena ur all stupid
Knight Doug got u covered, lena-
Knight Doug wOW
Knight Doug I TRY TO HELP YOU AND
Knight Doug WOW
Pegasus Knight Lena : /
Assassin Lavi: Why would we be friends?
Assassin Lavi genuinely confused blinking
Assassin Lavi has no idea wtf went on
Assassin Lavi he's v lost
Assassin Lavi help me Deak
Assassin Deak looks at doug
Assassin Deak: we're here because we deserve to be.
Pegasus Knight Lena: Do you now.
Assassin Deak looks at lena
Assassin Deak: yes.
Assassin Deak: we do.
Pegasus Knight Lena: If you say so.
Assassin Deak: we're royalty.
Pegasus Knight Lena: Of course.
Pegasus Knight Lena: Who isn't these days?
Pegasus Knight Lena intense inner eyeroll
Assassin Deak: aren't you just a sweetheart?
Assassin Deak can u hear that sarcasm?
Pegasus Knight Lena no, try harder
Pegasus Knight Lena: The sweetest.
Assassin Deak: ...
Assassin Lavi: ....
Assassin Lavi: sassy
Assassin Deak sn i c k e r i n g
Knight Doug: i think you two should really hush.
Knight Doug :I
Assassin Lavi: Y'must be someone at least semi-important I'm guessing
Assassin Lavi @ Lena
Knight Doug wow
Assassin Lavi what
Knight Doug i'm about to stab out your other eye
Assassin Lavi wHY
Knight Doug because
Assassin Lavi whAT DID I DO
Pegasus Knight Lena: Unfortunately, unlike every dog in the world, I am nothing that important, Sir.
Assassin Lavi slow blink
Assassin Lavi okay???
Assassin Lavi cryptic
Knight Doug slowly draws his sword,,
Pegasus Knight Lena that was not cryptic
Knight Doug: really. i think it's time for you to go.
Assassin Deak: after you.
Assassin Deak g r i n s
Assassin Lavi: What great hospitality.
Assassin Deak: i feel so threatened...
Assassin Lavi hums and yawns unconcerned. Just gonna nap right here on your shoulder for a moment while the smol boys play with their toys if that's cool Deak
Pegasus Knight Lena is it time 2 fight
Pegasus Knight Lena i also have a sword heck
Assassin Lavi sure I missed the earlier fight so
Knight Doug if they don't stop, i'm going to fight them
Assassin Lavi what are we doing tho
Knight Doug being pests
Assassin Lavi besides standing here looking sexy
Pegasus Knight Lena youre not looking sexy
Knight Doug h e a t h e n s
Pegasus Knight Lena you're looking like idiots
Assassin Lavi wow r00d
Assassin Deak sm h
Assassin Lavi: ...never caught names
Pegasus Knight Lena: What?
Assassin Lavi or were there
Assassin Lavi names
Assassin Lavi I don't remember
Assassin Deak: ...i don't know their names.
Assassin Lavi wait no there weren't
Assassin Lavi: Never caught your names~
Assassin Deak r i p
Knight Doug: ...what does it matter?
Assassin Lavi: Its only fair and courteous. We gave you ours.
Assassin Lavi our fake ones anyway
Knight Doug: ...douglas. douglas marius roux.
Knight Doug: but... doug works just fine.
Assassin Lavi: A pleasure~
Assassin Lavi ur turn Lena
Pegasus Knight Lena : /
Pegasus Knight Lena u already fourth wall know it
Assassin Lavi but that's the 4th wall
Pegasus Knight Lena: Lee is fine.
Pegasus Knight Lena fuck u getting my first name creeps
Assassin Lavi: Lee
Assassin Lavi: How short and sweet~
Pegasus Knight Lena rock is still more impressed than i am
Assassin Lavi its fine challenges make life more fun
Pegasus Knight Lena ugh
Pegasus Knight Lena im going to stab you
Knight Doug watches them for a moment before turning away
Knight Doug: you don't belong here.
Knight Doug neither do i but
Knight Doug haha here i am
Assassin Lavi: Says who?
Knight Doug: ...
Knight Doug: you just don't.
Assassin Lavi: uh huh
Knight Doug ignores the actual question
Assassin Lavi: great argument
Knight Doug: i'm sure the queen doesn't like outsiders, but...
Knight Doug: i could be wrong.
Knight Doug shrugs
Knight Doug: you two don't look so royal to me.
Assassin Deak ,,i'm going to kill him
Assassin Lavi: ...and I didn't take you for an ass yet here we are
Assassin Lavi hee haw
Pegasus Knight Lena did you actually
Pegasus Knight Lena really do that
Knight Doug glares for a moment before beginning to walk away
Pegasus Knight Lena wow
Assassin Lavi : >
Assassin Lavi did it
Assassin Lavi got away with it
Assassin Lavi y'know
Pegasus Knight Lena that was beyond lame
Assassin Lavi and yet
Assassin Deak it was actually,, pretty good,,
Pegasus Knight Lena no it was lame
Assassin Deak you're lame
Pegasus Knight Lena okay
Assassin Deak : >
Pegasus Knight Lena coming from you that doesnt mean much but
Pegasus Knight Lena whatever makes you feel better about yourself
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ok ive decided stuff about the admins
theres 4 of them. theres YT, a Doctor guy, the Ceo, and a small fry who is the ‘fodder’ admin. think like..... proton??? the green guy from team rocket in gen 2/4. that guy.
cause i think that gives a good spread. cause in ‘marketing’, youd only know about the doctor and the small fry. you know YT exists, and you might assume theyre part of team whatsit, but its unconfirmed. you dont know the CEO exists at all. and in terms of team admins, two seems fair, not super unnatural. no worries.
it also gives a good spread of how these admins feel about what theyre doing and what they specifically support. YT, she hates this, but she supports the ‘goal’ of defaming the gym leaders/e4/champ. hence, she heads up that division. its not a separate goal, but any time the team wants to fuck with their reputation, YT is the one they call.
the Doc is for public safety. why is he part of a gang? thats my real problem with him but im gonna work on that later. but hes in to keep the people safe and sees the rest as a means to that end, an unfortunate stepping stone on the way to like, security n shit. hes a bit oblivious to just hoooowwww bad the leader is
the CEO is all about control. control freak. its why they were placed as the ceo of the facade company, they run shit, fastidious, they want the world just so. they dont care about the e4 or about public safety, but think that if dealing with those will lead to their perfect lil sphere of influence, theyll make pretend.
the small fry is basically just leader lite. they totally idolise the leader of team whatsit, and as such they just PARROT it. they emulate the leader in every way, minus tact and like, general competence. so theyre just like, cult like, its kinda fucked if you think about it. the reason theyre an admin is basically just as a fall guy.
the idea here is that soon, soooooon, team whatsit’s facade company is gonna do a MASSIVE raid on a team whatsit warehouse, and they will capture small fry. hand them over to the police. because small fry is actually an admin, they can act convincingly to the police, but because the other admins arent actually divulging secrets to small fry, they are at noo risk of being uncovered through this. as a result of this, to ensure small fry doesnt know too much, theyve only heard fake names of the other admins, fake locations and shit about them, and theyve ONLY met the leader face to face. their news comes to them through letters exclusively. they dont know anything more than they should.
and itd be fun because when YOU meet small fry, which is before the Big Raid, they tell you all this super innacurate information. like, you already know who the Doc is (because he does have a name i just havent made it up yet), but this small fry tells you a completely incorrect name. like everything he says in incorrect. and youre like, what the fuck is happening??? why is this admin so out of loop?
and the thing is, its pretty fucked up, because if the small fry realises that theyve been tricked, that the leader betrayed them and is getting them genuinely sent to jail (because to break them out would be to put the whole peace facade at risk), they cant actually tattle. because they dont know ANYTHING. theyre fucked, basically. the only way that admin gets off is if the leader admits everything, or if you (the player) found something that proved their ‘innocence’ and lack of evil intent. you probably wouldnt, though. cause the idea is, this admin is REALLY small fry. you encounter them maybe twice, once separately in a small town where they attempt to orchestrate smth, like a rbbery of a family business, something petty. and then once during the raid, which you take part in, i think. cause you ran errands for the CEO, and they call on you for another favour because youre oh so talented, to help them raid the warehouse and capture small fry. and you do! you get to small fry and theyre captured. CEO congratulates you with a nice sum of money, and tells you that if you ever wants a job with the company when youre older, that the door is always open. thats the laaaast time you see small fry (they might be mentioned on tv occasionally thereafter because of the story trigger), and its the last time you mandatorily see the CEO before theyre revealed to be Big Ol Bad.
idk. i think its fun? like it sucks for small fry because i imagine theyre young, possibly a similar age to YT (who is, AT MOST, 25, and much more likely to be around 20 years old), or a lil younger, say 18. naive, enamoured. poor kid.
i think small fry is the only admin you cant actually rescue, unless theyres a post game story (side story, because in my Dream of Dreams theres like 5 post game subplots because fuck you god i live my life) in which you visit them in the police center and help em clear their name. dunno how THAT’d manifest. maybe its part of a YT story. like, post game, you do a bunch of YT missions to help the tie up loose ends. free small fry. help the doctor. punch the ceo in the face. that sort of thing. i mean thats incredibly vague.
i mean, you cant rescue the CEO or the Leader either. the doctor is probably fine. YT is either captured voluntarily or disappears into the ether only to reappear to roundhouse kick elito and leave again. possibly a combob. idk. thatd be an interesting idea for post game. or, ooh, something to do with the gym leaders. helping them sorta rebuild the city, that sorta shit. cause like, the city (Melbourne, fuckeeeeerrrrssss) got straight up fucked. not as bad as like, opelucid that one time, though that was also JUST some ice and it maybe caused some minor flooding. this shit was like rage on the streets, or something. lot of damage. bunch of broken windows. worker and police npcs everywhere. yknow.
and you help them fix that up, maybe while hunting down the CEO, perhaps, or the leader if they made a getaway. im thinking the CEO, because if the leader got away itd be a kind of cop out (see at least with ghetsis he broke out BETWEEN games. thats a difference), but the CEO being out in the wild isnt hyper unusual.
idk. thats some far future shit.
as far as encounters with the admins goes???? or with the team in general. so first you meet grunts, and then you meet small fry (1). meet more grunts, and perhaps thats how you meet CEO (-1), through being witnessed. idk. whoo. then you meet more grunts, and then im thinking you meet Doc (1). then you meet CEO (0) again, after you run the errand, and then you go off to the next town without incident before the raid, where you ruin small frys (2) life. then im thinking you keep going and thats when you meet YT (1) as an admin for the first time, when you decide to keep dishing out vigilante justice and go after them in another place. after you, you encounter CEO (1) as admin as well. this is JUST before chaos city shit, in which you will fight CEO (2) DOC (2) and YT (2) again. its also where youll meet leader (1). and im thinking you might fight them twice. the first time solo, and the second time after the summoning of the legendaries, in which its a double fight with leader (2) and CEO/YT (3?), depending. then you win, congrats. you only fight doc twice. after you beat him in the city he exits the building to go help people on the street, and he is not present at the whatsit climax.
not sure if the double battle is with YT or CEO. might depend on in what order you fight them in the city. you do see YT before you get to the building, as YT is in the pokemon center and tells you to leave for your own safety. also with the double battle, not sure if you and your friend have the legendarie or they do. both make sense. i like both. also why is your friend there? mans powerful.
problem with that rundown is it DOES possibly remove the whole ‘elito fucking flees’ scenario but that could easily be slotted into the skyscraper thing and serve to remove YT from the climax of it, thus leaving the double battle as Leader/CEO. Besides, youve fought YT BEFORE that as well. theres the optional fight that lets you skip doing like the 3rd gym until way later, and theres a fight i think befor and after that one. one really early, not when she first meets you in like the first town that isnt your home, maybe the one after that. and then theres another in between like. the doc fight and the small fry battle. maybe yt tries to prevent you from joining the raid (UNDERSTANDABLY given what happened to her). thatd be fun. and thatd be the last time you see her before the admin reveal. yea, thatd work ok.
ofc the problem is pacing. aside from the fact that Fuck Me I cant Pace Worth a Shit, the towns need to be placed good. the last thing i want is a repeat of west kalos which was the MOST BORING THING THAT EVER HAPPENED. god fuck west kalos. west kalos is ass. cause you beat viola, right, and then you go to lumiose, go to the useless town, go to the manor up the road, go to another useless town, go to a cave, THEN you get to the next town and fight grant and its like what the fuck was that about. god that shit was stupid. you didnt even get to fight an admin at the end of that cave shit. god that was dumb. god fuck west kalos.
but yea. you dont wanna repeat it. and one way we do that is by not arbitrarily shutting off half of a fucking city. mostly because pokeMelbourne would be more uh, city on melemele than Lumiose Cuck Fuck. Hold on, i need to do a quick comparison in sizes, hold up.
well. melbourne certainly is bigger than paris. but i think, oooh, OOOOOOHHHH, ooooooooh no ive got an idea. cause like, /i/ live in the city of melbourne right, despite being a solid hour from the cbd, im like half way from the city to the east beaches. (ok more like a third but bare with me)
so. you could have a biiiig sprawling city that is actually divided into 3 ‘places’. like, its a big urban sprawl. and youve got the cbd, which is ‘the city proper’, which is where the chaos takes place. and then there are two outer suburbs of the city!!!! which means you could have multiple gyms within the same ‘city’, because the city by square kms is Fucking Giganto like, guys, Paris is like 100sq kms and melbourne is 9900sq kms, get the Fuck out of here, oh my god. shit, even new york (castelia) is like, 800sq kms. buddy. buddy we’re in. oh buddy that sounds so cool. cause then it means, ooh, if we /wanted/ to do something akin to skipping the gym in lumiose the first time, it wouldnt be an issue, because there are still two other gyms. you dont feel like its a useless detour. like oh no, a power outage, cant even walk the fucking streets, wow. not like backup generators exist.
but like, youd have home town, then next town with the first gym (and your first YT encounter, sans fight because she doesnt fight you), THEN you enter the city outskirts and its a second gym, then the city proper and you skip that gym because thats like the 5th gym, then you head out the western outskirts and fight the 3rd gym. something like that! and the connecting routes would be city streets slowly getting more and more urban the closer you get to the city proper. ooooooOOOOOOHHH yea i like that, i like that a lot.
see this is fun. i love this
#story blogging#ive been writing this post for at least an hour yeeeeee#went from admin shit to 'hey how does this region go' and i really like the idea of a city that spreads over multiple locations#instead of just hitting the city limits and suddenly civilisation is dead. because thats not how cities work???#at least in this state where my capital city is like a thousand times bigger than paris. get fucked#also wow im way closer to the cbd relative to the rest of victoria than i thought. huh. lack of depth understanding strikes again#codename seren
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