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what even is this. who the fuck even are they.
#megan ganz I'm sending you love letters mac mcdonald style#they're fucking nasty with undernegotiated kinks but they're both so into it#they're gross as fuck <3#macdennis#mac mcdonald#dennis reynolds#iasip#iasip s16 spoilers#hy speaks#it's always sunny in philadelphia#okay okay I'm going to start actually reading post now
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Fav father daughter duo ✨️❄️
#art#resident evil 8#resident evil#re8#resident evil village#i think they should've done a face reveal for Ethan in the dlc btw#i know we already know what his face looks like but i feel like story wise it would've made sense for him to be able to show his face#in the mold dimension. like. he's already dead. his things over#he has sparkle powers now he's not fucked up anymore#kind of#anyway#ethan winters#rose winters#the dlc felt a bit short but like. its a dlc. so is to be expected#i wish we got more rose content tho. i hope we do get more rose content#im excited for whatever comes next either way though#i like that they let rose be a little gross and scary like her dad. they're both sooo stupid too <3#i also LOVE that Ethan has sparkle powers in the afterlife.or well. mold. memory. whatever#I'm just imagining all the lords in the mold being like. damn well i guess this isn't so bad. then miranda shows up#and heisenburg is like fuck! and then Ethan shows up and everyone is like fuck!!#like what do they do? kill eachother again? they're already dead#i guess miranda like. killed all the other lords kinda and used them to make the evil duke?? unless i completely misread her notes#I'm gonna go check. then I'm gonna stop typing whole paragraphs in the tags. see ya#art of duck
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Writing for this ZelZant fic I've been working on-and-off since mid-June. God these two are so fun to bounce off each other-- Not even romantically at this point, just gritting pleasantries through their teeth while simultaneously having moments of curiosity.
[I'm gonna continue rambling under the cut in case this gets very long, lol <3]
To grab some stuff directly from Discord chats:
It's just. They're so soooo. Twilight Princess' whole baseline is power, who gets it, what they do with it, and what that entails, and I find these two in particular to be especially fun in this regard, since they're both trying to project an aura of legitimacy moreso than the other main characters(Link is an Ordon goatherd who has to take up power but is not to use it beyond this liberatory purpose, Midna hides her true nature as Twilight Princess and doubts herself even as her status is crucial, Ganondorf wants to throw everything out because he recognises the whole institution as corrupt even as this version of him gestures to divine mandate as proof of his own competency, ect.).
Zelda is the would-be monarch of Hyrule, a bloody institution that, even if not responsible for the banishment of the Twili themselves, are heavily implied to have enacted genocide on the Gerudo, whom I consider Zant(and Midna!) diaspora of. At the same time, Zant himself is undeniably a cruel, oppressive figure not only robbing Zelda of her birthright, but all of Hyrule of its freedoms. He's a strongman dictator, hyped up on religious fervour and tight-lipped egomania.
This is by no means a super deep or particularly "great" exploration of the topic, but for me, in this little context, this weird topsy-turvy dynamic is fascinating. Historically, Zelda's ancestors were the ones doing the oppressing, but in the here and now Zant is trying to enact it upon her, while also leveraging this paternalistic, politely-misogynistic affect. It's everything he should, in theory, stand-against, but Zant for all his talk is nothing but an opportunist.
(He has no morals, he has no values-- He really is a Tory! My god 😭)
But like, despite all that, I do think the ways in which they are similar lend themselves to a degree of chemistry nevertheless. I think even without the backdrop of war and conquest, it'd remain stilted, and they'd still have issues with each other... But, oh!
They're fascinating. They remind me of those late-19th century early-20th not-quite-aristocratic couples forreal. Fucked up. Love that for them <3
#scrawny rambles#tloz#twilight princess#rarepair#princess zelda#zant#zelzant#fic rambling#the two most outwardly stoic people you know are locked in a 5D mental-chess competition and also if you look closely#their veins are swelling and there's steam coming out of their ears#she's doing everything not to gouge his eyes out with a crochet hook and book it across the rooftops#he's doing everything not to throttle her and eat her liver á la prometheus' dipshit eagle#clearly they should be married#i love toxic ships soooooo much 🥰🥰🥰#if they're getting married it's smack-dab in the middle of january and zelda is wearing mourning attire#zant still has his shitty helmet.#the fucking. officiant(ganondorf mostlikely) gives the cue to kiss the bride#and he still bonks her even with the mouthguard up. THE THREADS GET IN THE WAY 😭 also there's too much saliva#gross <3#send tweet~
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dear god that would be turbo cringe or whatever, but seeing all those annoying little things in fics over and over again really makes me want to write one in which they're not obligatory funnymoments but rather like, words that have meaning and weight and so on
#shrimp thoughts#like. 1. characters acting all cryptic and condescending when their friend who isn't aware they're queer and in love comes to them for#advice like 'oh figure it out yourself baby :)' that's so obnoxious. this is a romcom not a hero's journey you're TWENTY not a Wise Mentor#2. characters acting condescending and rolling their eyes soooo hard about how their friend hasn't figured/took them so long to figure out#they're queer because it was so obvious! how can you be so dense! or: how can you be IGNORANT of kink matters (that we never told you about#3. characters making retching noises and complaining how disgusting/gross their friends are once they get together. the friends aren't#like frenching or fucking on the dining table but just smiling at each other. free pass at homophobia nonetheless ig#4. characters reacting to any sort of doubts/internal conflict their friend has with 'omg who cares just do the thing! stop overthinking!'#ETC ETC#so many times i've started reading a good fic with an otherwise engaging characterization only for the writer to pull an Easy Fan Favourite#like one of the above and like ggggghhhhhhhhhh#if it was one (1) character in one (1) fandom or even just a type of characters i wouldn't mind AS MUCH but it's everyone whether it makes#sense for them or not. is this guy calm and sensitive? doesn't matter! he's going to do and say the same things a silly chatterbox type#of a character because telling your friends they're gross for being a couple is universal now#OH i almost forgot. everyone's having kinky sex of many different kinds but react like twitter teenagers to any mention of sex in general#'ew! TMI! i don't want to hear about all the insane shit you do in your bedroom! not in front of the children! not while i'm eating!'#'just read better fanfiction' look i'm TRYING i'm TRYING OKAY
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I think the biggest red flag for me regarding the hopelesspeaches and lio convoy stuff, their entire group (especially lio) has near identical speech patterns and dynamics as my mom's online friend group. Which is less of a red flag and more of a raging wildfire tbh
#I listened to all the calls when they 'leaked' but I didn't know they were leaks I thought lio posted that stuff proudly#I didn't know that they weren't meant to be seen by the public until just now lol#Anyways I'm pleasantly surprised people are talking about how fucked up they were#Bc tbh when I was like 'oh this makes peaches (and everyone else) look like a bitch kinda' the first time I heard the calls-#I thought I was maybe being too judgey or sensitive or something?#But now everyone else is like 'yeah they are all being bitches actually' im like. Oh! So I understood right and wasn't just overreacting#Mostly bc lio was ranting about being a conservative Christian and weird 'nuclear family values' on one call and my immediate thought was#'oh gross Im too biased against this man to be able to look at this-#-discussion objectively. I'm gonna think he sucks regardless of the situation and therefore idk lf im a fair judge ?'#So it's cool to get confirmation from other ppl saying 'oh no ur right he sucks and here's why'#this is the 2nd time this week I got 'no youre not just overreacting. Other ppl are upset too' validation abt a topic. cool#//shade#I'm sure there's plenty of found family groups online that are great but so many of the ones i hear abt feel like a cult imo#My mom is in a group where this dude calls her and other women there his daughters like lio does to peaches and it feels gross to me idk#Ik everyone craves found family connections but. Idkk it feels weird to be taking that in a literal sense and calling them dad/my daughter#Feels like introducing unnecessary power dynamics.#Theres a difference between 'oh this person is like family to me because we're so close'#vs 'oh i am adopting this person and assuming a parental position over them'. that sounds unhealthy I think ?#Edit I just found out lio posted a response but it's midnight and I have a date tomorrow I'm not watching that rn lol#imo both him and peaches are bad and idc if one is worse than the other or whatever.#Peaches has been two faced for a while; lio might've taken advantage of her bc he's kinda creepy. They're both saying the other abused them#This is like jade and julian talking shit about each other to me. Idc guys I hate both of u srry <3#Iykyk
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They're so gross, they make out too much in public.
#baldurs gate 3#astarion#astarion x tav#They're so gross#they need to make out more#they already fucked in the graveyard#whats one make out session in the middle of Baldur's Gate gonna matter?#astarion x corinna
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hello!!! i wanted to ask if Lionheart will mirror canon so there will be 7 books, or if you’ll extend the story to eighth year and their early careers!!! also, would you be ok with sharing if Lionheart will be a HEA or nah? 😭 i love you, i love your work 💖
Ah, thank you, you're so sweet! As of right now, my plan is to cover seven books, ending with the conclusion of the Second Wizarding War (whatever that looks like). The summary sort of tells you up front: Draco Malfoy meets a girl on a train, and then he ends a war. That's it, that's the story.
#i am trying to decide how to approach the HEA question#on the one hand: I don't want to spoil the later books#on the other hand: some people don't read non-HEAs and probably would not read something knowing it's not#so it's like. I consider it mildly against etiquette not to tell someone if your story's going to be a tragedy#at the same time — I think genre makes promises by nature. fantasy usually promises not to be a tragedy#lord of the rings promises to be a story about the triumph of good over evil. but it's COMPLICATED#i think harry potter makes essentially the same promise... and it's supposed to be complicated#i guess i'll put it this way: i'm not interested in writing game of thrones here#and at the same time: just because a work is not a tragedy does not mean tragedies do not happen in it#this is a very pretentious way to answer your question. i am aware#basically: i promise not to punt draco off a cliff in chapter 3 of book seven and finish the fic with 80k words from neville's POV#i also promise to write an ending that will feel capital-R Right for people who love the story.#the ending will be written with great respect and love for the readers who have made the incredible commitment to stick around#i fucking hate shock value endings they're gross and condescending. they're outlawed here
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jumpscared by least favorite seasonal chore
#I THOUGHT WE WERE JUST LEAVING IT THIS YEAR SINCE IT WAS SO LATE. FUCK THE GRASS IT'S SHITTY GRASS#it's almost xmas why did you not rake the yard while i was um. not around#IT SUCKS OKAY. I"M NOT A TEAM PLAYER#ALL'S FAIR IN LOVE AND MANDATORY POINTLESS YARDWORK#it hurts my back and my joints and it takes me forever and it's always stupid bright outside and i hate kicking the rakes and it's never#good enough because if i'm raking the yard it should be perfect right?? it always turns into a 3 day thing and the yard isn't even that big#we just all suck at it except for my dad so he spends the whole time being like well why don't you just do it this way. dad i CANT that's#why i'm doing it my way. it's shittier but it's Possible and yours is not. bruhgh i hate raking the yard sorry that's all#i am feeble and sore and i hate moving please don't make me do this#he's like why do you sit on the ground to scrape the leaves into the bags girl what else do you want me to do. i can barely do the dishes#without sitting sometimes and you want me to rake for 6 hours??? what?????#look i know this is mostly trivial but it sucks okay. fuck my stupid baka life#i have been exactly this bitter about such chores my whole life and im not stopping now. i hate being made to do stuff on a whim that hurts#me for an entire day when i wasn't expecting it okay. i feel like that's a normal response adults are allowed to have even though children#are not. something something children's autonomy etc#and honestly i just hate being in my yard doing manual labor in full view. you should not be able to see me moving around what ew gross#(<- super weird about being perceived doing anything physical) (<- hates being seen moving awkwardly and so anything but small practiced#movements are just. agh. unless they're silly and i can make them smoother but like exertion? No. oh my god i hate that)#shit like oh i don't wanna put a bra on bc that's uncomfy but what if my neighbors ogle me while they drive past i don't want that#just some gangly twink failing a basic task in the clumsiest way possible and fucking all their joints at the same time. sucks. hate#(<- man i don't even feel right EATING around people for the most part like. you want me to RAKE?? movement is a performance and you put me#up there with no rehearsal no script nothing just the wikipedia page for hamlet. i can't do this all of a sudden. what. what)#(<- i just. waughhUAGHH i hate it so so much i don't like it okay. for reasons that are yet to be diagnosed)#(<- no body language is natural to me so it must be practiced to feel natural AND YOURE PUTTING ME ON THE SPOT. IT FEELS WEIRD)#aughh. if i had the leaves on a table and a chair or something i'd be better. not great but better. but all the bending over and crouching#and scooping and getting leaves under my gloves and the scary scuttly bugs and scraping myself on the branches mixed in on accident i just#do not like it. gross#ugh at least now i have wireless earbuds. used to yank out my corded ones with the rakes pretty regularly and Oh Boy Did That Not Improve M#Situation There like. whewwww#and my dad's always like hey i know we're starting late (it's past noon here) but ummm i'd really appreciate it if we could really push
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kill yourself faggot
Our relationship is rough right now, but in a few episodes we will be married.
#Pretty sure I know who sent this considering... everything#If you manage to see this even after I blocked you heres a list of reasons why I blocked you- since you want to know so bad#1.) Your views on sex work are regressive- I don't like how you demeaned that line of work simply because a of model was mean to you#2.) I am not comfortable with the way you talk about trans people- you are casually mysgonistic and transphobic when talking about them#You being trans does not give you a pass for this imho#3.) For all the posturing you do about the ZeXal skirts you and your friends are weird about under age characters + the post about#Edo being “apparently legal” was just gross to me. Your friend being weird about Yuri is how I originally found and blocked you.#4.) I don't like how you called someone a bitch just because they blocked you- you said you gave their art “nothing but support”#Before they blocked you. People do not owe you kindness or time or patience just because you liked their art.#You are not entitled to friendship or courtesy or anything at all just because you rebloged someones art.#5.) You hate Yu/ bel so much you call them a “child predator” I REALLY don't think you'd like following me considering they're my angel#When I have time again I want to dedicate more of my posts to Judai/Yu/ bel/Jun content and you'd fucking hate your life seeing that#So I blocked you before that became an issue.#I had you blocked for a while but when the VRAINS discourse happened I unblocked you so I could easily see what was up#Unfortunately I forgot to reblock you and I only remembered about your whole existence after you interacted with me#Usually I say shit like “Not everyone is going to like you and you just have to accept that as okay”#But in your case- there's a reason so many people have you blocked.#It's not because you have a “problematic fave” like you claim- it's because you have rancid fucking vibes#I'd rather people not interact with or acknowledge this post btw- I'm going to ignore anything further because idgaf about it all#I just wanted to annoy mr deranged by yu/beling all over their ask lol
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little personal vent
i hold grudges for life usually and it's hard for me to let go of what's been done to me even if i've moved on. anyway so i'm thinking on this person i met recently (lasted for about a month and a half lol) who at first was so friendly and nice to me so instantly fell for the friendship lol. i always tell myself i won't write/draw for anybody cause i always get ghosted (has happened 3 times eheheee) but i did anyway... wrote a whole ass thing on their oc and made so many drawings only to be ghosted the month and a half later for a petty ass reason and they wouldn't even have told me if i hadn't gotten angry and pressed them about it.
so idk what to do with the drawings... i will probably delete them. i make a habit of not deleting anything because it's my hard work even if i dislike it, but fuck it man, i don't want that near me. they make me feel bad whenever i skim through the files.
they also did me dirty on so many other things but this is what fucks me up the most. me putting effort and time into something that in the end means nothing. i stopped drawing after that and what got me drawing again was renfield!
these past few weeks have really taken a toll on me but i want to resume drawing as much as i did soon.
and well i did meet some people here who are incredible and lovely and that's all i could wish for honestly!
#it was gross also because they flirted with me even tho i said not interested#it didn't bother me back then#it bothers me now lol#they also insisted on giving me their number “just in case we talk again”#but i never registered it lol what the fuck for#i just hope they're doing bad <3#u know whats funny tho the ghosting was a VERY sudden thing like#one day he gifted me a game and added me to his favorites in every social media etc#and next day it was ... ghosting!#so i suppose their shit ass cheating bf had something to do with it#whole ass gossip here :3c idgaf about them so#ratathings
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the thing about me is like. i know im ace. but theres a part of me that thinks maybe if it keep trying or try new things with it ill like it because i feel like i should like it.
its like. its like a food where you like everything that goes into it but not the thing itself.
i should like this. maybe if i try it again or change it up i will like it. i ahould like it theres so much about it that i do like - but i dont like it.
hell its like tea. theres 100s of varieties surely i can find one i like? no?
#i am so fucking tired#im going to sleep#i just needed to ramble#idk if this makes sense#but its annoying#i want to like it but i dont#1) too much like work/sports#2) as soon as my body has done its thing it loses intrest#and its gross annoying and tiresome#and boring#3) it really is like a sport and im just not entertained though i tried#4) while the idea of it is cool people looking at me that way#gives me the heebies#eh relationships actually are cloying too which is ehy im aro too#5) i have yet to meet see or be entertained by a person#in way that made my body sit up and take notice#i do not look at someone and go yes must fuck#unless i am already ready to go#and even then they're just a warm body#6) i look back at my experiences and think#dont fucking touch me#so yeah#i might think of more later but im ace#but the idea and sub cultures of sex are cool
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nerds (affectionate)
#never have i ever#nhie#nhieedit#ben gross#devi vishwakumar#benvi#ben x devi#devi x ben#userleila#userlogynnrose#otp: bad morning enemy#2x09#s2#look at my babies!!!#once again i owe my life to the wardrobe department for the way their outfits subtly match <3#but also they both match with aneesa too which is interesting#also like. i am obsessed with how they turn to each other immediately when shapiro mentions extra credit#they're both such fucking nerds and i Love Them 🥰
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any movies, shows, books youve liked recently:)
i just finished The Glory which is a netflix kdrama, and i absolutely loved it!!! i love a good revenge plot and that's what i'm getting with this.
the main character is amazing and determined and "faithful to her anger" and her love interest is a fucking doctor and this man says, "i will be your executioner. who can i kill for you right now?"
venus like i was swooning over him !!!
#— eden's asked and answered <3*˜#— venus ! <3#no because they're actually so in love it's gross#she tells him she does not want a prince right now and he tells her he will be her executioner#like that is true fucking love#like he's so sweet actually i don't even know who he's coded#i kind of want to say nanami coded#but i really think it's the yuuji/sukuna combo of being sweet and able to kill someone
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I think if I'm still self shipping by the time I'm 30 I'll have earned the right to undo Sarah Lynn's death to have her age with me
#~ophelia's pop ballad~#Aging up your F/O's when they're young and you're an adult is super super gross and you should not do that.#But like. At that point if I've been with her for over 10 years and we're both middle aged. Fuck you we're growing old together <3#All /lh by the way!!! These are all hypotheticals!
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reasons gf won't ever step up their game and actually release a polished, non-rushed pokemon game in the future:
#lol.#sy.txt#'BOyCoTT OnE Of thE hIghESt gROssiNG fRANchISEs'#good luck with that buddy you will unfortunately be a minority which. stinks massively#even if the video game portion isn't the biggest of the franchise. 10 million is still a fuckton for pokemon games#bitches like this in the industry really just get away with fucking anything. next game they're gonna introduce spyware and nfts#if they actually would do that in the future someone's allowed to legally beat me up#i'll never get fat boy clodsire but i can live with that <3 the game looks worse than the sims 2 in areas ffs#SIMS-FUCKING-2! 2004 GAME!
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i should draw the places i see in my dreams.
#they're so fucking cool#theyd all make great digital paintings#ok well. most of them. they all look cool imo but not all would be great art pieces.#however they WOULD be great for practice with 3D objects and spaces and perspective#like. no one wants to see the abandoned mall that my dreamself and his friends broke into the other night.#bc it was just a 2 or 3 story center of a mall with no stores or anything. it was just all brown and dusty.#HOWEVER. the pier with the ferris wheel and rides and stores in the middle of a dried up and cracked lake? THAT would be a good piece.#the ocean with those oil pump things in every direction only about a mile apart from each other being seen from a plane window?#depressing but still a good idea!!!#the theme park meant to resemble sea world but it looked like it was on the shores of seattle and was all gross and shit? also good!#...now that i think about it. why is the ocean so fucked up in my dreams. thats sad. i dont like that.
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