this has been on my mind so i just gotta say, if you think wheatley was justified in any of his actions i need you to go like right now. this instant. out the door forever. wheatley was hurt, yes. he’s a deeply insecure character with a plethora of issues. but he was never justified, not even once. he took his insecurity out on others, he sent aperture into a tailspin, he objectified and belittled chell and glados in order to feel in charge and more secure in himself, not once have his actions been justified and that’s the point.

you looked at portal, a game where a central theme is women being oppressed, objectified, and stripped of their autonomy, and the first thought you have is “well about about the character that perpetuates that, what about him?”. you wanna talk about the horror a character in portal has gone through? think about glados for more than 2 seconds.

Pale King Dude

What about him?

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Why is the Crypt Keeper asking me for this

damn.

damn again.

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everytime scrawny posts a new art of wheatley i havew an anyerusm hes so attractibe it makes me physically ill please heklp me

ppl drawing abyss era ajax and making him look way too young is so funny to me like. guys he was 14 not 5 😭

doodles from last night before my migraine killed me instantly

paste belongs to @roposhipin and snowdrift yall already know belings to @icedcheetah

Amity saying Hunter was scrawnier than she thought he'd be is my bane in fan work that brings up his body--

listen guys, listen. she just expected more, that's all. Hunter is a soldier like any other scout in the Emperor's Coven, he wouldn't get especially smaller rations for being everyone's boss, in fact, he'd probably get perks. the likelihood that he doesn't get fed enough is very slim, and if he doesn't eat that's because he's the type that probably forgets to.

Amity just expected more because, as we know, the Golden Guard being a 16-year-old boy is not common knowledge.

every time someone gives dream tits an angel loses its wings

who’s the 1 character in media that you love whumping the most? could be games, books, shows, movies, podcasts etc etc SHOW ME YOUR BLORBO!!

My gender is boy as in good old fashioned lover boy and girl as in killer queen.

strapping every wheatley fan to a chair and forcing them to hear my 2 hour rant about how wheatley is actually a bit mean and insensitive and not some cinnamon roll flower child who was nothing but angelic and holy until the chassis corrupted him and made him evil

Decided to take my recent musings and do something with them. Turned out far more bombastic than the initial subtle nod I intended... Ahh, standard fare ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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Been feeling very nostalgic lately for my pre- and early teens; that'd been when I'd first started getting into Zelda content online. Binge-watching theories and top-tens and peoples' thinkpieces on whatever their favourite (or least favourite) game was.

One of my favourite vids to revisit was a Halloween special rabbidluigi did with some other guy, compiling what they thought were the top 25 creepiest things in Zelda. It's from 2012, so it's rough, to say the least, but it also feels like home.

Skyward Sword was the first Zelda game I ever had, but Twilight Princess was the first game I ever played-- Even if it was a bare scrape into the prologue. Fitting that I draw this guy.

I FIRMLY believe that William killed all those kids because he has like 10 different inferiority complexes and it made him feel like a big strong man. at least 4 are over Henry and one is probably over Michael having more friends than Will did at his age

cant go into the wheatley tag lately without being jumpscared by an ugly white man. it wasnt this bad months ago what happened 😭

if we're talking ancient heights, how tall is sparrows anyway? she does look pretty short considering her arms are shorter too

i fuckin was checkin over heights with a site like. fifteen mins before u sent this in. insanity.

woe. heights be upon you. she's short for her world but for ours she could suplex me just by standing next to me