zoro, punching them away: don’t press yourselves against me!

*constantly pressing himself against sanji*

I’ve been playing crusader kings again and founded Poland and Immediately had tons of gay sex, had my fav gay lover a place on the council, and got stalked by witches for 10 years. I also had 11 legitimate kids that took my death very hard, so hard my heir had a mental break bc he’d never be as bisexual as me (who died at 54) or stalked by witches so he drowned in a river and left the kingdom to a 9 year old girl that everyone Hated.

CINEMATIC PARALLELS

I’m starting to realize that the raven boys are all butch lesbians to me.

The Raven Boys?? I think you mean The Raven Dykes (infinitely cooler and also more correct)

Anyway my real current OTP are the Nichmars, my creepy murder couple that are 1000% traumatizing the party

They’re the best couple you know

(They adore each other unequivocally and gas each other up 24/7)

They’re the worst couple you know

(Actual serial killers who sell information at the price “the most you would give” and it physically hurts to look her in the eyes)

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listen, I might have only started reading RWRB yesterday but holy fuck I’m obsessed with it. I can already tell it’s gonna become my new obsession wkdjskdjskshaksjsjs

woah hayley williams

every day i live knowing i will never get australian boyf riends content

“mulder, you’re rushing me out of the room. have you got a girl coming over?”

“what’s a girl? no, i just have a movie i wanna watch.”

ironic that he immediately goes out to meet a man after this conversation.

i genuinely just think people are very mean to me about what I do and what I care abt & it makes me rlly sad bc I’ve stopped considering myself genuine or unique or interesting. like respectfully i live in an environment where I am singled out and bullied very reliably + have very little access to physical arts/culture. and i really really care about art and music and film and theatre and literature. i really care abt it. and I lived isolated in a field in the woods with non-creative parents while being an agoraphobic shut-in + homeschooled, and I still can’t drive! and I still live in the rural south! like idk maybe the stuff I like is stupid but i think the genuine element of my childish, passionate love for it kind of validates it yknow. like half the shit u guys say abt me, would u say it to Andy Warhol? probably not right. bc he’s validated himself as meaningful & whatever. Well when I’m famous you’ll all pretend to love What I love & you’ll all look stupid lol

my bad habit of listening to extremely amateur talk podcasts about every piece of media I consume. Anyway the two 30something scottish dudes who are watching Haruhi Suzumiya think that the point of the Endless Eight balcony scene is that Koizumi is gay

ohhh the tumblr gay tag is so amazing

it’s half past two in the morning and my hell brain continues to think of more AUs to torment me with

like girl what the hell do you mean you want to write a Pokémon AU and give Dan Meloetta

are you giving Phil Victini— yes, yes you are

sorry for the millions of tags I have had a spontaneous fuckload of thoughts

Sad that the only anti-gaylor post that seems to have broken contagion and got a bunch of notes is from someone who hates swifties because not only have the worst of us become our reputation (which happens everywhere so I shouldn’t be surprised) but we can’t even have a conversation about how she’s a straight woman without people talking shit about her in other ways. Someone was saying making her queer “justifies their shit music taste” but we can like her amazing songwriting without being delusional. It’s just so exhausting to have to keep fighting for this

my emotional support friend’s boyfriend has been riding the bus for the past few weeks and my friend has been sitting with him instead of me on the rides home and like

I feel no malice or anything against his boyfriend he’s literally so cool but

Those rides home with my friend laughing and talking about whatever were the only thing getting me thru my days and now im just sitting by myself like a loser listening to them giggle and shit a few seats away like😐