*Renga texting*
Reki: your really pretty
Langa: no, you're really pretty
*Langa talking with Matchablossom*
Langa: and that's how it happened
Langa: we've been together for 3 months
Langa: all I did was correct him on his spelling though
Joe:
Cherry:
Langa:
Langa: what
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Why is 13's regen abt a white dude and why is 15's regen abt a white dude when do we get rid of that white man that just Cannot let other people have their own moments I swear this is so old, like really, it's a tale as old as time where white dudes are the center of the narrative and universe and everyone caters to them, and I'm so bored of it being celebrated. It's not innovative, it's not new, it's not brave.
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A rip in the space-time continuum lands NBC Ted right in the middle of AFC Richmond, and he's stuck there until they can figure out how to send him back. Which is fine by him because he LOVES England, and while he misses his Beard, he gets along great with this other Beard. (NBC Ted was never married/no kids.) And Ted thinks it's neat, if strange. Except that NBC Ted clearly has a crush on Trent. And they start spending time together. Ted isn't jealous. He isn't. Nope. [1/2]
HEY ANON???? OWIE 🥺🥺
god can you imagine Trent's POV through all this.. is he actually into NBC Ted or is it just a fling because it's not like his version of Ted actually likes him, right? he can indulge in this for now, it's not like this version of Ted would stay forever. got to make the most of it while he can and all that. two of the most clueless people in richmond, honestly 😔
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I know that how much Phoenix suspected Kristoph is very vague and I like the idea he had very little clue but honestly the thing that makes me think he did is Trucy. Because I think there is absolutely no way Kristoph didn't want her dead. He tried to kill vera, child murder isn't above him. And Trucy was a far far bigger weak chain in his scheme than she was but she escapes him basically unscathed other than minus one parent, who lets be real was canonically a POS who tried to kill a woman over a poker game. She saw him give her the diary page. She has psychic lie defecting abilities and he is constantly lying. She's absolutely the biggest direct threat to his scheme.
I feel like if Phoenix genuinely trusted Kristoph he would have absolutely had the opportunity to kill her and tie up that loose end. Trucy's savvy and able to protect herself but she's also a child. It is a miracle she's still alive by AA4 and I think that has to be because Phoenix was protecting her because he knew he couldn't trust Kristoph around her.
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The following day, two of the Beatles were sitting in the Kardomah café. Their Wednesday-night Cavern residency was preceded this week by a lunchtime session, and John and Paul were still in the habit of staying in town on such days, idling away afternoons in “the KD.” This time they were chatting to one of John’s old mates from art school, who then said, “I believe Brian Epstein is managing you—which one of you does he fancy?” It was just a bit of lads’ banter, something that often came up behind Brian’s back, along with digs about him being Jewish. Nothing more would have been said about it if one of the two Beatles (or both) hadn’t then relayed the comment to Brian’s face. He was mortified. It was a stain on his character; it was combustible, in view of homosexual acts being illegal; and, because he was still denying this side of his life to the Beatles, it was a direct challenge for him to respond. Forty-eight hours later, Brian turned the matter over to his lawyer; and seven days after passing the comment, John’s friend from art school was dumped deep in it.
We have been consulted by Mr. Brian Epstein who instructs us that on the February 21st last in the Kardomah Café, Church Street, Liverpool, you uttered a certain highly malicious and defamatory statement concerning him to two members of the Beatles. We are instructed that in the course of a conversation you said, “I believe Brian Epstein is managing you. Which one of you does he fancy?” The unwarranted innuendo contained in that remark is perfectly clear and is one to which our client takes the gravest possible exception and the damaging nature of which has caused him considerable anxiety and distress. He is not prepared to tolerate the utterance of such remarks by you and we accordingly have to require that we receive by return your written apology together with an undertaking that this or similar remarks will not be made by you in the future.
The apology and undertaking arrived by return of post and that was the end of the matter—but it was another hard and damaging episode for Brian.
From Tune In (Ch. 25: Feb 6–Mar 8, 1961)
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ok i know we're seeing arwin and schwoz as besties but consider: schwoz (token weird guy) is consistently put off by just how weird arwin is
lkdslkjf you know Ray and Hen would try to be like "Schwoz. You're also weird" but Schwoz either wouldn't believe them OR he would be like "yeah, but not like that."
Also, okay, you've activated that part of brain so now you must suffer the consequences (affectionate). I was gonna tell you this in your inbox but i didn't have the energy until now but okay. I had this scene in my head after you made this post of like, Ray when he Hasn't Figured It Out yet, so he's throwing one of his mantrums in Junk n' Stuff and the HD trio plus Zack (idk Zack’s role in this scenario, like idk if he's in on the secret and that's why he's there or if he just picked the absolute worst time to walk into Junk n' Stuff but anyway) they’re all halfway listening and Zack and Char are both thinking "hang on, Ray seems a little too upset about this" and so they both end up figuring it out at the same time and they share a look of like 😳👀
It’s up to you whether they let Jasper in on it as well but I don’t think they should tell Henry solely because I love bullying him and I enjoy the thought of him also being annoyed/jealous because his bestie(s) and…..whatever Zack is to him are all sharing a secret he’s too clueless to figure out himself. (Zack has to be eventually be like “chill, Swellview, I’ll explain later” except he doesn’t)
ALSO ALSO, in a situation where Schwoz and Arwin are besties, please picture them dumpster diving together. Because they would.
And completely unrelated to any of this but Arwin occasionally shows up with a haul of stuff and is like "I have more Junk!.......and stuff!" (idk if Junk n' Stuff works like a thrift store but it does for the purposes of this scenario)
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the flops gay ppl. whos gonna tell them
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Joseph: Why did this person just swallow a banana whole?
Black guard: Joseph, you useless asexual, they're flirting with you.
Joseph: How is-
Joseph:
Joseph: What do you mean "asexual"?
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what part if my blog makes trans misogynists feel safe and comfortable following me. Quickly please! you know who you are! Unfollow me you fucking weird bitch acting like you have x ray vision beneath peoples clothes. Dont think youre immune to my eye beams because you make believe you have your own for weird perverted nefarious purposes. And then displace that anger at your perverseness towards transgender people. Lawwwwl.
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I do love when people with my exact personality and speaking style try to come after me for those things. You are my mirror image, the other side of my coin. Like, yeah, I'm the problem but so are you... let's go hand in unlovable hand baby.
This feels like one of those "would you fight or fuck your clone" experiments.
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introduction of Ryan Reynold’s character should be a total ripoff of Fight Club where they’re on the plane back to Philly n Dennis is sitting next to him on the plane n Ryan starts talking abt how he develops Whiskey n Dennis says he’s a bartender n they get to talkin abt having Ryan come by Paddys
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