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tangerisms · 15 days

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hockeys as shitposts I have saved

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zeebreezin · 7 days

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Okay everyone I need to talk about something really important. So. As part of his character stuff and Shaw’s overall shifting priorities after the Iron Republic I’ve always had the plan for him to change his closest to from Hell -> The Great Game. And I’ve been planning on writing a little thing about that, so I figured “oh let’s do that now, so I can grab the in-game text for those two cards now to have on hand when writing”. However,

So this is the text for the Great Game closest to get right. Look at that portrait. Now look at Shaw and all his definitely black guy self. Now look back at this guy. Maybe do this a couple of times. We have images in the game that are just silhouettes so, is this just implying that. In order to get clout with the international spy community, August Shaw had to go live as a white diplomat for a couple months? Just like? Casually? The man has locs. Did he find a wig with a pocket dimension in there somewhere or was this a complicated hat situation. For his brief time alive, was Jedediah Crope a white man with dreads? I feel completely fucking insane right now.

#zeeposting #august shaw #I GUESS #low level liveblog #look I’ve had moments in the game that felt very #‘oh the writers are assuming most if not all characters r white ok’#which I’ve just moved past personally #however this is next level fucking funny to me #darkly hilarious #Shaw what HAPPENED

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oatbugs · 1 month

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pls i need to provide updates

#basically yesterday night was chaharshanbe suri . which is a solar new yr tradition where we let go of the past suffering in our year #and like...start the new yr w fresh vigour . anyway so my friend was at the event and we were abt to leap over the fire #and she was like bro im im glad u blocked her (situationship) etc etc . and then. my phone started vibrating. and i look at it. and my f #friend looks at it. and its her. and were both like what the fuck?? i blocked her things r Over and anyway so i pick up the phone and shesl #acting like nothing happened (bc nothing DID happen for her) and she was like ohh ur doing chaharshanbe suri im not doing anything etc what #are ur new yr plans so i jusr .IDK WHY I DID THIS . but ig i didnt wanna come off as like lonely i said probably hanging out w family and #friends maybe reading poetry together . et cetera and she was like wait that sounds so fun why didnt u invite me!#LIKE WDYM YOUVE BEEN CONSISTENTLY MAKING IT CLEAR U DONT WANT TO BE IN MY PRESENCE . and i told her that after #everything i thought she didnt want to see me again and she was like you always think that 😐 . like. ?? ok anyway so she expects me to #invite her . and like. there is an above 0% but sub-5% chance she will actually show up . but the panic that gripped me #i started making calls to my friends asking them if they can come on the 23rd bc there must be an event and also i asked my mother #and she said actually yeah i am doing a thing on the 23rd :D it involves over 16 ppl (we live in a v small flat) of which like...7 are kids #so you wont have space to be in ur own room let alone invite others. which tbh like ...being around a bunch of loud kids doesnt seem fun fo #any of my friends or me etc so i thought maybe i should arrange things so that we all go out together and if she shows up she shows up 🤷‍♀️#but . im so. WHY DID I SAY THAT . i had to panic-call my research partner and ask him to get from oxf to where i live on the 23rd #and when he heard the explanation he like. the light in his voice disappeared 💀 but he potentially agreed so idk #THE ISSUE IS. 23rd im supposed to also have . a date #w this girl that i had a huge crush on when i was 15-16 (posted abt this b4 but id get shitty black coffee in the mornings just to spend a #few more minuted w her each day and she was the cleverest girl in school and she cared abt nothing but her academics but now shes very gay #scraggly homosexual etc etc shes cute) and YEAH IDK #like id have to go there on the date come back fast meet ppl POTENTIALLY (again under 5%) meet situationship girl #like is that even doable #but the thing is it would be so so so funny bc all of my friends dislike her sooo much #.........what if i invited the girl im supposed to have a date w over to hang out w us #god that would be so hilarious and chaotic . i wont do it tho im a mature person x #but it would be soooo funny #I HAVE AN ASSIGNMENT DUE TMRW 12:30PM IT IS 10:49PM RN I HAVENT STARTED IT bc i was rotting sadly in bed #popped a ritalin pill tho so here we go x #i have found myself in a state of such sheer agony and rage and sorrow and grief over this girl that atp i feel like #its just so entertaining . like i feel vaguely over it? ik nothing will come of it so its like just . have fun . vibe

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hellogoodbyegirl · 2 months

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Supertramp in Melody Maker

#right after Crime Of The Century came out! they all looked so young #Rick being described as the jokester of the group kind of surprised me because he is just so quiet although you can see how much fun he has #on stage and stuff like that...#the story of the groups 'sponsor' finding Rick and thinking this kid's got something and the rest is history is kind of funny to me #Rick's manner of speaking with his choice of vocabulary has effected me subconsciously since I use very strong vocabulary sometimes now lol #I love how they got interviews from everyone in the group!!! I love hearing from all of them!!!!!#nothing can break John's stride i love that for him #John is really the most musically knowledgable member it is entertaining seeing him going from instrument to instrument during concerts #they said Dougie looks hungry someone get this man a sandwichhhhhhhhhhh #Bob selling his car to go to the UK is crazy #getting drums sounds like an awesome christmas present #Bob is such an amazing drummer #like the drums are such a cool instrument as someone who played just cymbals its a lot of fun!#Roger defeats The Beach Boys sounding allegations #Roger is so right everyone in the band is so talented in what they do #it is so amazing seeing all of them just meld together and create such beautiful music that I personally love so much <3 #R I C H A R D Davies #Rick Davies #Bob Siebenberg #Roger Hodgson #John Helliwell #Dougie Thomson #all looking so handsome in their portraits <3 #Supertramp

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fortes-fortuna-iogurtum · 1 year

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feeling very weird about the last two episodes of Miss Scarlet (3.3 and 3.4), because I... actually really loved them?? and I know it was largely because of the absence of William.

which I find odd, because I actually DO like him!! he's a complex and interesting character, he and Eliza's spark off one another is really fun (and also lbr, infuriating, and that's a large reason why this show works; hence the title), and I just... genuinely do like the character. he's irksome as all get-out, he can be entirely insensitive and a touch misogynistic and sometimes I really do wanna break his nose. but I still like him! he has a part to play in this story and I understand that for what it is within the narrative, I really enjoy it!

and yet... I've felt like these last two episodes were some of the most genuinely well-written and especially well-character-written ones for a good while.

I guess it's just because, with the Duke out of the picture, other characters aren't constantly being held up to him in one way or another. Moses, Detective Fitzroy, Mr. Nash, Detective Phelps--they're all given a chance to be developed as characters in their own right, instead of just supporting William/William and Eliza's relationship. and even Eliza grows and is a far more multi-faceted and, I think, genuinely enjoyable character when she's not reduced to simply her reactions to and against William.

I'm intrigued, to be honest. I know he's back in his usual spot as the second lead in the next episode, and I'm looking forward to seeing what happens given the ~revelation~ in the very last scene of episode 3.4... but I'm already kind of sad that the rest of the characters I've so enjoyed getting to spend more time focusing on are going to once again be cast in the shadow of 'Miss Scarlet and the Duke'. despite that literally being the entire point of the show.

#idk what's up with this but. it's a weird feel?#and I'm probably not communicating it well...#I think it's just that I feel like after 2.5 seasons #those two are kinda stuck in a rut?? they're in a perpetual cycle of nonsense with one another #seemingly never getting a n y w h e r e in either their personal or professional relationships #and despite the fact that they CAN in fact make a FANTASTIC team together... they also kind of bring out the worst in each other #and so Eliza is often at her most combative and disagreeable and William is often at his most resistant and authoritarian #when they're together and clashing over whatever new issue they've found to argue about this time #and since Eliza really is the /most/ lead character #I feel like she's got a lot more room to breathe and grow and *be* the Lead Character in general whenever she's not constantly bashing #heads with William and she has other characters to interact with #other people who challenge her assumptions and test her willpower and her investigative skills and who provide her with a very different #sort of jumping-off-point to what William usually brings #it... adds enrichment to her enclosure? I think that's actually what I'm trying to say here?? X'D #I'm not going to be one of those people who watch a series just to bash on half the MC group or to anti the ship that the show turns around #but it's still really funny (funny like odd) to me that I feel this way about all this #miss scarlet and the duke #gurt says stuff

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magentagalaxies · 4 days

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i really want to start making a table collecting statistics on the audience demographics i'll perform my aubrey material for (like what generation most of the audience is, whether i'm performing in a predominantly queer space, etc.) and how well the jokes land bc like. i need to collect more data points before i can properly present my findings but the results so far have been fascinating

#again i do not have enough performance experiences to make any definitive claims about who ''aubery's audience'' is #but i find it funny that any time i show my aubrey material one-on-one to a queer gen z person #they're always like ''i love it but straight people will definitely hate it or not get it''#and i get the inclination to be like. ''i like this thing so people like me will like this thing''#and cishet society seems so polarized w/r/t queer topics it's like. the assumption makes sense #however. whenever i've done an aubrey performance in front of an audience that's predominantly queer and gen z #i've actually received a primarily negative response!! and somehow straight people have never given me shit for my aubrey material #(''well straight allys don't count'' i told some of my aubrey jokes to a joe rogan dudebro and he enjoyed them)#(which yeah maybe could be a mark against my comedy but i like to think i opened his mind a bit at the very least)#i really want to test my aubrey monologues in front of a primarily gen x/boomer audience #bc so far i only have actual performance experience in front of gen z or millennials #and the older people i've told jokes to individually or shown videos of my stuff have really liked it #luckily paul has said a goal for when i'm in town this summer is to get me to perform my aubrey stuff in as many different places as possib #for both queer audiences and non-queer audiences so i can gauge reactions since i don't want to be confined to one demographic #so i'll get a lot of data points this summer #@ paul get me a performing slot at senior citizen pride lmao these are my people #(shoutout to paul going ''jess stop collecting the old homos!'' last time i was in town)#(and when i imitated him and was like ''old gay men are not your pokemon!'' bellini was like ''ok but they may be your audience'')#also one data point i really want to see the variation on is how my one specific joke plays in these different demographics #bc i have a joke that like. it's literally not even about AIDS and doesn't punch down at all #i literally say ''if you're gay and over the age of 50 you could violate the geneva convention and i'd still be like support our troops''#like obviously being like ''you have been through hell so i will let you get away with literal war crimes you deserve ultimate immunity''#BUT. in the line right before the quote i use the phrase ''AIDS generation'' not as a derogatory term but being like.#this horrible thing impacted the entire generation y'know? and bellini and scott and their friends call themselves that it's just the term #but when i said the phrase ''AIDS generation'' in front of my gen z audience i heard gasps and felt like they all hated me #and when i did the same line in front of millennials it wasn't quite as striking but their eyes did widen #like i was suddenly an ''edgy comedian''. but like this is a part of our history and it does inform the story i'm telling #the story i'm telling is comedic but it's grounded in this real world context #and i'm like. @ the audience who was offended: when was the last time any of y'all spoke to a gay man over the age of 50 #bc bellini loves that section of the monologue and was offended that people would even take offense to that phrase

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hershelwidget · 9 months

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I recently had the funniest PT experience of the year but I CANNOT show any of the drawings I made for it EXCEPT FOR

Jack, Sans, and Sidon defending themselves very poorly from an unseen threat

#due to recent events these three are besties now. dont fight with me #jack skellington #sans undertale #prince sidon #what exactly happened was this weird person was harassing me (jack) and being quite creepy #and then started doing it to my friend (sidon) and a stranger (sans) as well #i was in on the bit by that point (accepting my fate) and pulled out a saw and said something about defending the colony #also it is worth noting that me and sans had hid behind sidon and thats when he got fully roped in as well #and then they both somewhat hid behind me a while later and i pulled out a saw #and then YONA was there (another stranger) and the weirdo started harassing h e r #.i consider the whole experience funny in retrospect because its just. the normal pt experience.#if you’re in a skin of a particularly popular character this WILL happen to you #that and. its very similar to an experience i had as osmosis jones over a year ago :3 #but thats not all! me and silon ended up at a hosting and long story short we both have some. interesting artwork of the events #MOVING ON

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bobzora · 9 months

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yeah femc has some really solid romance routes but i just cannot be assed to care too much because there are some crazy level yuri goings on in this game

#bobtalk #yeah i’ll max shinji and ryoji of course. ryoji especially he’s my bestfriend. akihiko…sorry lmao.#maxed saori and put my head in my hands. PEAK. i wonder what she’ll say in march. letter like temperance?#i feel like she’d really benefit from watching r/gu. by the way. she started talking about princes and princesses #p3pposting #anyway every girl you spoke more than 2 sentences to in male route was inexplicably madly in love with you. but femc has Charisma.#(still very funny how people line up outside your classroom to speak to you btw. lmao)#i want to do more junpei link cuz it’s been Very good but he’s occupied by the plot rn. sad! started shinji though (september)#anyway. every time i play portable i’m reminded how much girls rule. i love you girls. i finally got megido on my mothman.#i’m also reminded how sad i am about reload. WE DONT GET VOICED OR MODELLED SAORI……..THEY HATE WOMEN!!!#by the way yukari peak as fuck. shes so good. i’m trying 2 like mitsuru more because the student council type personality #never really appeals to me that much. <- im also trying to hack my brain to like makoto more. for feminism. i’m sorry women i’m working oni #she’s really pretty in arena btw. <3<3<3 #i also don’t especially care for akihiko i KNOW i’m SORRY. he’s fine. i like his dynamic with shinji and ken. sorry. lol #but yeah. i need aigis SL NOW!!!!#(theodore sucks btw. maybe that’s just because i don’t like men but i miss liz so bad. sigh.)#when my laptop works again maybe i’ll post some screenshots. <- playing on vita btw #good game.#(oh yeah i’ve maxed all social stats except i’m two from max on knowledge. whoops! at least it’s enough for Dying Young Man.)

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estrangedfiance · 2 months

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being a #mclennon #truther really is like why is my heart beating so fast listening to this beatles song rn

#it’s like daamnnn…ur telling me these guys were making art that reflected their personal experiences #(in ways that all art does by nature but also quite directly and explicitly)#and what came out of it was so clearly fraught with deep emotion that it touched the heart of the listener?#it’s great that half the lyrics r nonsense sometimes too it’s just great fun I think #it’s very funny to feel Genuinely heartbroken over lines like ‘the walrus was Paul’

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alienscumbag · 8 months

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I think it's very ridiculous that people can understand that 100 dollars right now doesn't give you enough groceries for a week but can't understand why an artist would charge 100 for a commission that will take them several days

#personal #like you dont HAVE to commission a 200 dollar piece but that artist HAS to eat #so its so incredibly understandable why an artist would charge the way they do #also slight rant but there is this trend rn on tiktok thats annoying (surprise surprise)#where non artist (and artist unfortunately) are making tiktoks where they are making very /low quality/ art or like /faux/ art #and then saying smth like /watch me make a $900 commission!/#and like i get that its meant to be satirical and a joke but /taps bus sign/ ppl are stupid and will accept jokes as facts if it benefits #their biases #also i put lowquality and faux in / because i dont necessarily believe art can be low quality or faux if the artists intentions were real #but this is not those peoples normal art often its art they think is bad and will garner outrage #there are SOME tiktoks that are doing their own real art and r just victims of using a funny audio and getting outrage #but ive been seeing an increase in ppl purposely making art they think is bad to garner outrage #and it just makes me hate click content bait all the more #like there is a special place in hell for ppl that are specifically garnering outrage and dislike towards artists needing to survive #like tiktok if just full of ppl purposely farming hatred for innocent ppl

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blujaydoodles · 1 year

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💌 : How would they plan a romantic evening for a significant other?

I'm cheating I choose all of your blorbos

YELLSSSS JUSTIN THERE ARE SO MANY BLORBOS!! This has also been tricky to think about because 'a romantic evening for a significant other' is not (necessarily) the same thing as 'a date', and also all of my OCs have either not been in an actual relationship in a long time, or have not been in one uhhh ever at all lmao

Elyss's idea of a romantic evening is private and intimate; I feel like she would plan something like an evening walk in the woods, but depending on the other person maybe also something cozy, like staying in and reading together by the fire (preferably the other person reading out loud to her)? I don’t think she’d plan anything near water for a romantic evening in case it distracted her (unless her partner can also breathe underwater, in which case yes yes obviously yes WHAT could be more romantic than sharing the overwhelming joy and peace of the quiet depths with someone you love)

Idri gets all her ideas about Romance from books and goes over the top setting up a fancy candlelit dinner, dancing, roses, chocolates, wine, rose petals all over the bedroom-- a very archetypal Whole Shebang. She can't cook, so the fancy dinner is at a fancy restaurant. She's the exact perfect blend of self-aware of how ridiculous it all is and playfully playing into that, while also being completely earnest about wanting it to be really fun and nice-- winking at them over the rose in her teeth, but only because she knows it’ll make them laugh

For Juniper, I feel like a part of her might be inclined to try to Do Things Correctly, especially if she’s not very confident yet in the relationship-- dinner, flowers, candles, dressing up probably. But if she’s more comfortable, she’d plan something less formally by the book, but more romantic to her, personally-- something like stargazing together, or getting up early just to watch the sunrise. There would still be flowers, but it’d be less ‘an obligatory bouquet in a vase’ and more ‘a bed of druidcrafted flowers she’s set up where they’re going to be stargazing’ or ‘a wild blossom tenderly tucked into her partner’s hair’

Aubree dotes-- she's cleaned the whole house, she's got a hot bath with candles and fancy soaps ready for them, she cooks their favorite dinner and dessert and presents it all as artfully as she can, and there's a bouquet of wildflowers on the table cause you've gotta have flowers if you're being romantic, she’s gonna give them a back rub at some point, etc. There’s also gonna be a lot of wine, cause wine pairs well with dinner and with dessert and with a cheese board and with backrubs and romantic bubble baths and suddenly that’s A Fair Bit, haha

Melliwyk is not especially good or well practiced at romance, so I think she’d struggle to figure out how to plan a romantic evening at all :’) I think she’d generally lean on Going Out (because that's what people do, isn't it?)-- a nice restaurant, or a museum or something-- preferably stuff more in line with the latter, because what could be more romantic than bonding over experiencing something interesting together? She probably would also bring a gift-- specifically, something personal and handmade

Nyssa’s romantic evening emphasizes sensuality; this is wine and chocolates in bed, surrounded by flowers and silks, and if you’re not already naked you’re overdressed. Her ‘plans’ aren’t any more specific than setting aside the entire evening, but the loose plan is to lounge and bask and talk and feed each other grapes and get drunk and play music and kiss a lot and get frisky whenever the spirit moves them

Kethri is the kind of person who loves going out and doing stuff, so I think a romantic evening (as opposed to a basic date night) would be a private night in, to center the relationship/ her partner and how much she cares about them. She’d dress up however she knows her partner likes best, and she’s probably written a song just for them, which she plays for them over after-dinner drinks by the fire. Kethri tends to be really playful and cheeky, so I think if she's planning a romantic evening it's going to highlight her tender and sincere side

Felix, even moreso than anyone else, is very minutely tailoring his to his partner’s tastes. In general, he really loves seeing people light up about the things that interest them and make them happy, so in a relationship, being able to do that for his partner would be the height of romance for him-- especially if it gives them an opportunity to get excited and talk about what interests them, like going to a play by a playwright they love so they can discuss the themes afterward, or whatever.

Um, also, this is a crossover ship I’ve only very casually indulged but this is SO specific to them I can’t just generalize about it: if the partner is Melliwyk, he has boobytrapped her entire house. Like, this is the ‘scavenger hunt that leads to the bedroom’ thing, but instead of clues that are just sheets of paper that amount to ‘look in the toaster’ the clues are all, like, meticulously planned escape room puzzles and actual riddles and shit. Also, they actually lead not to the bedroom but to a hot bath and an actual dinner, because the woman needs to be lovingly tricked into eating and relaxing literally ever

Ask about my OCs?

#come to think of it that's also maybe the most thoughtful and romantic thing someone could do FOR felix #'I invented an elaborate mystery for you to solve and rube goldberg'd the shit out of your house' means 'I love you' in gnomish #anyway thank you my love I'm sorry it took me TWO WEEKS to answer but you DID ask the trickiest question of ALL of my blorbos lmao #I know I had also tagged ambrose tsakesh and indigo in the ask prompt post but man I JUST ran out of steam sjhdjgf #tl;dr: ambrose is achingly capital-r Romantic and indigo takes them out stargazing and talking about destiny #(indigo employs the same strategy with casual hookups but actually he's completely sincere in either case)#tsakesh-- I'm not sure? I dunno why I'm having such a hard time with him on this question 🤔#nyssa is weird because with her cultural background I don't know if she groks romantic love BUT she would be very good at being romantic #oh make the other person feel deeply and personally loved?? slam dunk babey I can do that!#none of them would be bad at this in a way that's funny lol they're all either very charismatic or incredibly sincere (or both)#except mel but she's also not stupid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ like- her inability to plan a good romantic evening is that she doesn't think to do it at al #she forgets her own birthday half the time. she forgets to EAT #but if she DOES think to plan a romantic evening at all it's not gonna be like comically bad or anything #ask thing #not art #my OCs #elyss #idri #juniper #aubree #nyssa #melliwyk #kethri #felix

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opens-up-4-nobody · 11 months

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#ok. i just need to express something that is genuinely v funny to me #i was having dinner with my family and idk my sister asked my parents who their fave kid was and they were like idk we have no fave #and my other sister heard this like: oooo r we comparing whos the favorite? and of us 3 i think she things shes the best #bc her ego is huge and shes v self involved so i was like: y do u think u r the favorite? and she said: i make the most money. im the most #successful. im the best looking. im thr fastest. i have the best social skills #and thr fact that she listed being thr fastest runner as a reason she should b thr favorite kid is extremely funny to me. like is this a #physical race lmao???? also i dont think she has thr best social skill my youngest sister has lots of friends and is a teacher for small #kids. i think her social skills r better and shes wayyyyy nicer. and i pointed out that shes an abrasive person to b around and she was #like: well yeah i dont treat my friends like i treat u guys. which is extremely true. everyone things shes so nice. but its like. if u kno #ur being horrible to us y do u do it??? like i change my behavior to avoid being made fun of by u??? u make me think the world is a worse #place bc ur point of view is so judgemental. also u r extremely bratty and entitled and i dont understand. u r the only one of us 3 like #this??? all my negative self talk sounds word for word like the things u say. and after this trip ill probably add *baby voice* whats #wrong? r u too scared? to the list. idk i really dont get her. she didnt even kno i was starting my phd in the fall. i dont think she #initiated any conversation with me this whole trip #also she makes like 60k a year routing trucks for pepsi which is fucking unhinged to me. like bro it does not sound hard at all and in the #fall ill b making a barley livable wage busting my ass as a grad student. the work to pay ratio is way unbalanced #whatever. she isn't a horrible person. she is very funny. both my sisters r tbh and no one makes me laugh like them #which just makes me sad that we dont connect. anyway. im done bitching for now. ill have positive things to say later once i get back #into the swing of things #unrelated

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zillyeh · 1 year

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i like parallels and implying characters that oppose each other are the same but slightly to the left, when u start to notice superficial similarities which kind of break open that, at their core, these guys are actually incredibly alike and any of them could have been the other guy if circumstances were different

#Zilly rambles #my obsession with names and era markers and the identity attached to what different ppl call u will be the death of meeeee #we've been wearing the same mask the whole time ass parallels. bites my hands off #sunseeker miles and zippie all have at LEAST 3 names ppl know them by #and they r so entwined w each other personally and just u kno. on my funny little meta level. it makes me insane.#i love u character foils i love u paths that cross and do not stay the same but do not stray too far either #AND neither zippie nor miles want to be sunseeker but one of them is a power hungry control freak #and the other one is a deeply religious death dealer #idk where im going w this anymore im very tired but hrrrrrrgh hrhghghrhghghgh

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portokali · 2 years

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sooooooooo many toxic lesbian stereotypes such as. lesbians are caring lvoers (no im horrible) they love women better than men (dont put this kind of pressure on me you already know i dont) lesbians are strong etc (no im not!) and stuff like that. first of all give it up!!!!! none of this is happening go outside <3

#in all seriouslyness i think its like. it actually Is harmful to have these kind of ~positivity~ ideas #firstely cause so many ppl are horrible point blank and like. sm of them are lesbians too like we r just huamns we're not gods give 2 earth #please!!!!!!!! wake up #suckontheballs. its a horrible pressure to put on ME a person who has to live w myself on the daily and sees stuff such as that #im not very strong or loving or all that good. so not only its hard for me to believe that for myself but also like. its easy to feel #alienated and not a real member of the community bc. i for once!!! dont always feel strong or loving etc. so i cannot do this!!!!!!!!#we cannot keep basing our core to vague ideas of morality and virtue attributed Solely on our lesbainism gents we cant!!!!!#or maybe u can well have fun w it!!! but i cant follow!!!!#anyway this was in my drafts for forever but i think its funny. i also agree w it i could phrase it in a serious way but i wont #talk.mp3

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messybouquetoflilies · 1 year

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i fucking hate that being into me is a political statement

#like it's REALLY not #right winger just kinda.. make it so #shame culture ig #bro i just wna fall in love #n just do cis girl shit lmao #like don't get me wrong i love being trans i just fucking hate the way i have to tapdance around being real with ppl until #i know their intentions #i wish every man i've dated didn't get called fucking gay for being into me by their cis friends #ofc i joke abt that shit all the time bc it's funny to me but in a very unserious way #they r vry serious abt it #i don't get it #im so tired #i just wanna exist #i wanna be treated like the very normal person i am #im not trying to b special i just wna b normal god damn #random rants #i want summer back

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satanfemme · 2 years

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I really hope the people I knew in high school, but who I immediately lost touch with due to my insanity ofc, still think of me sometimes. be ause then maybe they'd track down my current url on here just to see how I'm doing..... and they'd be greeted by ...... all this. "I'm a DOG BEAST. I love CANNIBALISM and KILLING. DEVIL WORSHIP is hot as hell, but so is SEXUALIZING G-D. <- who loves LEATHER FETISH just like me btw. if I'm not HIGH on edibles and prescription drugs 24/7 I will start setting fire to the people who mildly annoy me."

anyways, I check on their twitters/instagrams sometimes too just to see how they're doing. and they're normal now.

#sorry to be like 'not like other girls' but its a lil funny and I think about it sometimes #someone who I was close with in high school cause we were both suicidal teens. now on twitter in 2022:#''today me and my husband saw the newest marvel movie ^_^ just graduated college and feeling good ^_^''#me on tumblr. the same day:#''hey do u guys think judas iscariot would prefer leather or lace? should I ask him myself? lol btw angels are asking me to kill again :/''#(<- last sentence is a JOKE. I'm making a joke about psychotic stereotypes vs my self image. -#- tbc there's NOTHING wrong with being told those things. but besties dont worry about my health rn <3 #my guardian angels & patron saint r all very nice to me still ESPECIALLY lately. nonstop support hehe :3c okthxbye)#this post (as a whole) is all positive towards me btw. I'm embracing my personality and neurotype best I can❣I'm fun and cute!!

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