He needs to go badly...

Can I taste?

I just watched the special on miraculous.to, if you’ve seen it what are your opinions? <33

shadybug is an invasive parasite to my brain

Dirty girl needing to be punished and spoil

THE GODDESS REQUIRES A XENOMORPH COCK 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Tonight is a great night to think fondly on Haleth and Caranthir. I think they would make such a funny couple.

Imagine??? The Big Tall Broody Scowling Kinslayer Who Is Also The One Reason The Economy Is Functioning At All Between The Different Races/Elvish Factions Who Probably Is Dying To Tell King Thingol/His Cousins To Fuck Off At Any Given Moment and hes looming over this short human lady??

This short human lady that Can, Will, and Already Has told him to pull the stick out of his ass and bullies him into doing normal townsfolk chores??? Lord Carathir, Master Economist and a Weaver with the skill to rival his grandmother, sitting there and darning socks cause his tiny mortal wife told him too. His reward will be a kiss on the cheek but she'll scold him while he does it because he said a mean thing about his Cousin Finrod in his last letter to her while he KNEW Finrod was visiting her.

Only three things in the world keep Caranthir in check: His Eldest Brother, The Lord Himring, The Current Head of the Feanorian Faction of Noldor, and Former High King; the idea that if he didn't complete his brothers' tax paperwork and run the Trade Routes then the Nolofinweans and Arafinweans would become more economincally important And We Cant Have That; and his 4'11 wife he met bloodied and wrathful on a battlefield screaming at an orc over the corpse of her brother-- it was love at first sight

Do you remember when I asked you all if non-sexual pics would be okay as well? You said yes but I never posted one. Today is the day! Feeling cute might delete later (lol) 🤍

COME ON GUYS DON'T LET DIANXIA DOWN

trent reznor <3

Goth time

also a bandageless alt bc i liked both. anywho she was brought back from the dead by a vampire and became his bride. He was killed by angry villagers so she now lives in his abandoned castle alone

Well THat doesn't seem right....

a booty that commands attention! 🍑

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To pair my last post, but in happier tones.

Part of me thinks Kiriona was so set up on turning John back to mortal, after any Harrowhark intentions that overrule everything else, not because she has lofty plans of ruling over anyone but because if he isn't immortal anymore, he's not god anymore, and if he's not god nor the emperor, he's free to be just her dad.

I want the griddlehark drama and angst and romance for the next book, but I also want to see Gideon experiencing some, at the very least, normal times with an adult figure that doesn't hate her, that feels responsible for her, that might even love her, in an environment that isn't 'headquarters of an empire at war'.

Which alternatively could also be achieved with Pyrrha once they overcome the larger-than-life wall that is Wake between them, but that'd still be different than the father figure of John who, in his best days, has a personality that matches Gideon's so well and could very well offer the tenderness she's never been shown before, tenderness he's very capable of when he's not drunk in his own revenge plots.

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Most people staying at the paramour mansions: haha it's a little spooky!

Gerard Way staying at the paramour mansions: I Am Haunted By Visions. I See Death In My Sleep Every Night. The Ghosts Are Trying To Kill Me. The Ghosts Were Us All Along. I Am Going To Walk Into The Fucking Pool And Never Come Out. I Want To Shave My Head. I Am The Next Joan Of Arc.