“Karma, you’re gay? That’s kinda gay, man.”
“You would be wrong, it’s my longest rouse. I never liked women, I’ve just been playing you all. You can call me the house-“
“Cause I always win!! This is real gamer hours!!!! Get fooled on bitch!!!”
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I’m so mad at Alex he went and bleached his hair again🤬😡
I’m right there with y’all.
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i’m such a “i want your attention” but “won’t bother you” kinda person
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Just saw someone with “use whatever pronouns you use for yourself for me” in bio. I honestly never considered the depth the pronoun metagame could have, we’ve barely scratched the surface with this shit
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Highlights from the conference room where they nominated contenders for Word of the Year 2023:
• They put Skibidi Toilet on the projector to explain what “skibidi” means.
• Baby Gronk was mentioned.
• We discussed the Rizzler.
• “Cunty” was nominated.
• “Enshittification” was suggested for EVERY category.
• “Blue Check” (like from Twitter) was briefly defined as “Someone who will not Shut The Fuck Up”
• The person writing notes briefly defined babygirl as “referencing [The Speaker]”. He is now being called babygirl in the linguist groupchats.
• MULTIPLE people raised their hand to say “I cannot stress this enough: ‘Babygirl’ refers to a GROWN MAN”
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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot
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