saw a billboard advertising a low calorie pasta as having "the same amount of calories as a salad." brother if you saw the salads i ate you'd hurl
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I was watching spy x family with friends and one of them went “if this is propaganda to have children and work for a government agency it’s working” and we all laughed but the more we watched we were like “…….oh my god is this propaganda to have children?”
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you're nice to people who are bald or balding, right? you're nice to people with high hairlines? or weird hair growth? right? you don't make mean jokes about going bald at the expense of people who are going through the very scary and usually very isolating process of losing hair?? right???
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"I'm so normal about him" I say about the fictional man that makes me kick my feet and giggle and blush and feel butterflies
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the funny thing about adaine's gift to fabian is i think the intention behind it was fully sincere bc although the party really latched onto the "summon rat" feature (understandably, that's hilarious), siobhan seemed to be highlighting the fact that rats wouldn't attack fabian unless he let them, which is a genuinely useful feature for a guy with a fear around certain rats! but unfortunately the moment fabian was slightly reluctant the little sister part of adaine's brain switched on and she had to heckle him about it
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guys omg they leaked the next splatfest already!!!!!1!
What activity would you love to spend an entire day doing?
Shiver: Relaxing
Frye: Chugging 3 month old bacon grease
Big Man: Assembling IKEA® furniture
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