Trying this for the third time lol
Trollge incorrect quotes.
Smiler: You're not my friend anymore.
Legion: I was your friend?
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Stairway: Look, Derpy! It's the good Kush!
Derpy: It's the dollar store, how good can it be?
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Legion: I am not a whore, and, not that I’ve done the math, but, if I were, I’d be the super classy kind that gets flown to Dubai to stay in an underwater hotel.
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Smiler: Kill me nowwwww.
JJ: Sorry, no can do. I need your help with my homework.
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Legion: Damn, the power went out.
Stairway: Don’t worry, I got this.
Stairway: *shakes rapidly and starts to light up*
Legion: What-?
Stairway: I swallowed a glow stick!
Legion, on the verge of tears: WHY WOULD YOU-
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Derpy: I’m this close to falling in love with Stairway.
Smiler: Your fingertips are touching.
Derpy: Exactly.
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Legion: New year, same me. Because I'm perfect.
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Exalted: Do you want some tea?
Smiler: What are the options?
Exalted: Yes or no.
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Stairway: Derpy is too tall for me to kiss him on the face. What should I do?
Smiler: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Exalted: Tackle him!
Legion: Dump him.
JJ: Kick him in the shin!
Derpy: No to all of those! Just ask me to lean down!!
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Smiler: And now for a gay update with Stairway and Derpy.
Exalted : Getting gayer.
Smiler: Thank you, Exalted .
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JJ: Honk.
Legion: WHAT.
JJ: Honk.
Legion: WHAT DOES HONK MEAN THIS TIME YOU WHIMSICAL PIECE OF SHIT?????
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Smiler: That's ridiculous, Legion doesn't have a crush on me.
Stairway: Yes they do.
Derpy: Yes they do.
Legion: Yes I do.
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(It was not reciprocated)
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Legion: Where are my fucking keys?
Exalted: Legion, JJ is around, can you say it a little nicer?
Legion: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my FUCKING KEYS?!
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Derpy walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Stairway, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Stairway, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
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Stairway: Smiler got into a fight.
Legion: That’s bad.
Legion:
Legion: Did they win?
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Legion: How many children do you have?
Smiler: Biologically, legally, or emotionally? Because there is a difference.
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Stairway: I’m gonna mix a can of Red Bull with seventeen shots of espresso in a fishbowl and then chug it while Kids by MGMT plays in the background so I can perceive twenty-three spatial dimensions and fight my own soul.
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Legion: Oh and for your information, I don't have an ego.
Legion: My facebook photo is a landscape.
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Stairway: Protip is you do not feel good about yourself after eating tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce.
Derpy: What's wrong with you??
Stairway: I literally JUST said I ate tomato sauce on iceberg lettuce??
Legion: No, he meant other than that.
Stairway: Ohhhhhh.
Stairway: I haven't slept in 4 days.
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Derpy: I mean, sure, I have my bad days, but then I remember what a cute smile I have.
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Legion: Did you miss me while I was gone?
JJ: You were gone?
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Exalted: Dumbest scar stories, go!
JJ: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Legion: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and it burned.
Derpy: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Stairway: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it in my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Smiler: I... I have emotional scars.
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Stairway: I desire the moisture.
Smiler: Please just say "I want water" like a normal person.
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Exalted: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Stairway: Spiders?
Exalted: Spiders it is then.
Stairway: No, that wasn’t-
*But he was already pouring it a brimming glass of spiders…*
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Derpy: Ask me anything. Go ahead, I'll give you a straight answer.
Stairway: Why are we so fucking awesome?
Derpy: That's the best fucking question anybody's ever asked.
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Stairway: I need to dye my hair.
Smiler: ...
Stairway: Or get another tattoo.
Smiler: ...
Stairway: Or a new piercing.
Smiler: Why?
Stairway: To, you know, appease the mental breakdown gods.
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Legion: Is the plural of milf/dilf milfs/dilfs or milves/dilves?
Smiler: Milfs.
Exalted: Milf/dilf is an acronym, you can't change the spelling to milves/dilves.
Legion: Wait, they're acronyms? What do they stand for???
Stairway: Mom in late forties, dad in late fourties.
Stairway: I learned that from the movie called M.I.L.F that I saw the trailer of in theaters probably 5 to 7 years ago.
Exalted: Mom/dad I'd Love to Fuck.
Legion: WAIT, WHAT THE FUCK—
Legion: I NEVER REALIZED IT WAS ACTUALLY HORNY!
Stairway: Oh, is it not mom in late fouries?
Smiler: What? No! It isn't!
Stairway: THE MOVIE TRAILER LIED TO ME!
Exalted: Stairway...
Stairway: THIS IS WHY I DIDN'T THINK CALLING PEOPLE MILFS WAS ALL THAT BAD BECAUSE IT STOOD FOR SOMETHING HARMLESS IT JUST HAD A SLIGHTLY SEXUAL CONNOTATION!
Exalted: I am entirely unsurprised that this is coming from you.
Stairway: LEGION, DOES IT MAKE SENSE WHY I CALLED THE DIARY OF A WIMPY KID MOM A MILF NOW BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WAS LITERALLY JUST A DESCRIPTOR WITH FUNNY CONNOTATION!
Legion: The word milf has been ruined for me.
Smiler: THAT'S ITS DEFINITION, IT CAN'T BE RUINED THAT'S WHAT IT MEANS!
Exalted: Y'all are dumbasses.
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Derpy: I reserve the right to judge a movie based on when it was made, thank you very much.
Smiler: You consider anything made before 2000 old and bad.
Derpy: And I reserve that right! After all....
Derpy: I bet you wouldn’t like the average movie made in 1879!
Smiler: There were no movies made in 1879.
Derpy: *slams table* WRONG! There was ONE movie made in 1879! The first movie! A zoopraxioscope of a horse galloping!
Stairway: Oooh! Let’s go ask Legion if they saw it in theatres!
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Stairway: How did you even get in here?
Legion: Derpy's window! Or, as I like to call it, "Legion's door"!
Derpy: I’m closing the window.
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Legion: I have met some of the most insufferable people. But they also met me.
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Legion: I'm hot, I’m tall, I'm gay, and I'm on my theatre kid arc.
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Derpy: *sees someone doing something stupid*
Derpy: What an idiot.
Derpy: *realizes it's Stairway*
Derpy: Wait, that's MY idiot!
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Derpy: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Legion: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
JJ: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Smiler: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Exalted: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Stairway: Mental stability, my old friend!
Derpy: Jesus, could you guys lighten up a little?
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