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update
I’m sorry for the inactivity on this blog, unfortunately I’m not that into trollge’s as I once was.
I’m into different things, this is why you don’t make blogs from burst of motivation. They die out before I get the chance to really get this blog alive.
I’ll post the rest of the remaining submissions in my inbox. I’m so sorry for the disappointment.
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Legion: Don't you like the dark?
Legion: So..
Legion: Maybe I should TURN ON THE LIGHTS.
the lights turn onto an empty room with bubbles flooding the floor.
Legion: rises up from the bubbles like a vampire rising from his coffin
Legion: Welcome to Bath and Bodyworks... HONEY.
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Legion: GET THE FUCK OFF MY THRONE YOU TWO.
Derpy: Did I ask?
Stairway: *uncontrollable wheezing.*
Exhalted: *annoyed look at Legion* Get a fucking grip Arthur.
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Completely Giving Up
Starring: Arthur
Jhenkins
Smiler
And Introducing (trollge) GF
#submission#canon#Trollge#Trollge files#the Trollge files#the blueballs incident#blueballs incident#Trollge incorrect quotes#[real]
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slay legion
Legion: Hey I'm Legion and this is how ya dominate blue boys
Legion: You gotta WORK IT
Legion: WORK IT
Legion: WORK IT
Legion: FIERCE!!!
(source)
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Legion: "and..in the kitchen with a wrench."
Jhenkin: "LEGION THERE WAS AN ACTUAL MURDER."
Smiler: "thats not helping.."
Legion: "ah, okay, i'll just roll again."
#the trollge files#trollge#the blueballs incident#blueballs incident#trollge files#incorrect quotes#trollface#fnf mod#[source was thomas sanders btw :]]
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Stairway: So is it any wonder that people are afraid of technology?
Smiler, Just shoving a TV in Derp's face: TECHNOLOGY!!
Derp: oh my god..
#submission#canon#derp then dies a couple hours later#trollge files#the trollge files#trollge#blueballs incident#the blueballs incident
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BF: LEAVE ME ALONE, LEGION! YOURE SUPPOSSED TO BE DEAD-
Legion: so you think you can stone me and SPIT IN MY EYE??
BF: NO NO NO-
#submission#I honestly think it would've fit better with smiler#but this is very good too#boyfriend needs a break#trollge files#the trollge files#trollge#incorrect quotes#blueballs incident
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Smiler: I just came here to weep to myself.
Bf and Gf: Does a JoJo Pose 😨
Smiler: Why you little-
#submission#the trollge files#Trollge The Smiler#trollge files#the blueballs incident#blueballs incident#trollge#jojo reference#😨
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Stairway: I just found out from Derpy today that when Legion died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, Smiler said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”
#submission#smiler just wants to make sure he wont come back you know#the trollge files#trollge#trollge files#blueballs incident#the blueballs incident
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Boyfriend: What are you doing?
Smiler: Keeping an eye on you so you aren't snatched up by a hawk or something.
Stairway, standing on a roof a few feet away:
#submission#trollge files#the trollge files#trollge#the blueballs incident#blueballs incident#incorrect quotes#stairway is the hawk
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Boyfriend: WHAT IS THAT
Stairway: AHGHHHHHHHHHHH
Legion: It's been here, I don't know what to do.
#submission#The trollge files#The blueballs incident#Blueballs incident#Trollge files#Incorrect quotes#Sorry for being so inactive as of late :[
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Stairway, tearing up the room: Where are they?
Stairway, looking under a pillow: Who moved them? Who moved my children?
Stairway: Somebody moved my M&M's, and now I am going to start killing.
#submission#im honestly betting its smiler who moved them#trollge files#the trollge files#trollge#trollface#the blueballs incident#blueballs incident#[ive realized it’s more of myct more than dsmp. I do get them mixed up at tomes#im sorry for that#]
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Legion: You... you said I could trust you!!
Legion: You said you were a GAMER!!!
Boyfriend: Legion... I only play mobile games.
Legion: NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
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Legion: From now on, the ladies are gonna get to love the real LEGION! >:)
Legion:
Legion: ..and the dudes
#submission#the trollge files#trollge#the blueballs incident#blueballs incident#trollge files#' 'by the way im bisexual' '
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Stairway: DERPY! its been years!
Stairway: You still owe me 16 dollars.
Derpy:
Derpy: Fuck off
#the trollge files#incorrect quotes#friday night funkin#the blueballs incident#trollge#blueballs incident#trollface
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Stairway: You are the love of my life and I would do anything within reason to make you happy.
Derpy: I would be happy if you ate, stayed hydrated and got a reasonable amount of sleep.
Stairway: I said within reason, Derpy. How about I murder that guy?
Derpy: So murder is in reason but proper self care isn't?
Stairway: Well, duh. What kind of question is that?
#submission#this is my first time having a blog like this#and im just praying im doing these right#😀#the trollge files#the blueballs incident#friday night funkin#trollge#blueballs incident
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