actually DYING at jaskier's lil song at the beginning of bottled appetites (s1 ep 5)

'Cause you all know that THIS BARD Loved ladies from NILFGAARD 'Cause Nilfgaard can KISS. MY. ---Geralt!

nice juxtaposition with voleth meir (s2 ep 7)

And lock me up And sock me up And throw away the key Go fuck yourself, you whoreson, 'cause you're through fuckin' with me. ... "Good sir, you would not know talent if I shoved it up your... Geralt."

Burton & Taylor

missed drawing this lil guy with his season 1 swag

He is my favorite 💜🩷

okay but wouldn’t it be cool if jaskier put directions to get elves to safety in his songs. like the songs get the passed down by word of mouth. someone singing while they do laundry. someone singing it while working, etc. in hopes that someone who wants to get out hears it you know ????

I need somebody to sell a tuning fork necklace like Jaskier’s so I can feel like a slutty bard on the regular.

The Sand Piper - 1965.

The Sandpiper, 1965

Burn Butcher Burn!

I really like Jaskier, I really really like him. It was fun at first- I thought "haha I like the silly bard they just like me fr" and it was nice. He likes to make people happy and that's what I like to do. Happiness is what drives me more than anything. "What do you want to be in the future?" People ask me and my response is always "happy" and I feel Jaskier is like that too. He gets that happiness through spreading it to others like I do as well. As long as the people I love are happy I'm happy and content. And I really do enjoy going above and beyond for people. But I also need some sort of payment of sorts from people. I need people to spend time with me and I always feel like I have to earn someone's free time or attention through being devoted and loyal. And I'm just begging the universe to have someone come along who cares like I do. Who asks ME to hang out with THEM not the other way around like I'm accustomed to. I make friends easy but they all sort of slip through my fingers soon enough and that hurts and now everytime I read a fic with Jaskier in it or even just watch the show I feel as if this healing wound I'm dressing with media and games and things I like that I can grab from the depths of the internet or from the words in a book like that *clicks fingers* is all of a sudden infected and oozing out all the feelings and insecurities I was keeping the wound clean of. And it's really quite the experience to have a character that I adore and love turn around and stab me in the gut and continuously reveal things about myself I hate to confront and or acknowledge. I miss the comfort of ignoring my inner needs. No matter how hard I try to not FEEL or not let things get to me, it all comes crashing down at some point. I think I'm very lonely l, in fact I probably am. And I hate that. It feels like my own shortcomings are to blame. In conclusion: "they just like me fr!..... Oh.....oh god..... Oh god they just like me fr"

alright back on my fae!jaskier bullshit

there are myths of fairies assuming the guise of animals

imagining jaskier in animal form acting as a companion for the witchers and helping them out in times of need

like lambert is getting stiffed by an alderman so jaskier turns into a magpie and starts pecking the shit out of the alderman and shitting in his hair until he drops his coin purse for lambert to take

geralt gets injured on a really difficult hunt and jaskier turns into a horse and hauls him bodily back to camp

eskel needs help getting information for a quest so jaskier turns into a mouse and sneaks into rooms and listens to conversations to help him spy and reports back what he's learned

but ALSO imagining him using his powers for evil

jaskier couldn't sleep all night and is up before eskel for once. he turns into a rooster and wakes him right the fuck up because he's bored

jaskier turning into a horse to talk shit about geralt with roach. they keep neighing and whinnying together and geralt gets progressively more and more annoyed. he will not tell geralt what was said

he and lambert need to cross a fast-moving river and the bridge is broken. jaskier, the little shit, turns into a fish and swims easily across. lambert has to figure out how to cross on his own

i could honestly keep going this is so fucking funny to me

The Sandpiper (1965)

A few days ago I actually came across someone who managed to confuse Jaskier from The Witcher and Morpheus from The Sandman. I guess because Jaskier has the alias of Sandpiper and because both characters are from fantasy book series that have been adapted into Netflix shows. But to me this is the funniest confusion.

Can you imagine Morpheus as an efeminine bard and Jaskier as the brooding lord of dreams? He'd turn the role into Jareth from Labyrinth. Not that Morpheus wasn't close to that anyway...

I like both characters but for very different reasons.

Sleepy baby 🥹🤏

FOUND!!

okay this is a long shot but does anyone know the name of a geraskier fic on ao3 where ciri finds jaskier in a forest after being separated from geralt? jaskier becomes a sort of reluctant dad and they pass each other off as father and daughter? he tries to get her back to geralt? i think he also doubles as the sandpiper in this. i think it was published in the past few months and i've gone through ao3 for the past hour or so looking for it

its very messy but its cute so im posting it anyway

plus jaskier looks real pretty